I wasn't looking at the screen and an ad came on that told the story of a girl getting killed by a drunk driver but I thought it was a drop so I listened to like 30 seconds of it waiting for Tom to bust out laughing.
I hope they actually do it but I don’t think they are brave enough to do it on the podcast and actually upload it. I wish Bert would put out the podcast with Ari when he was drugged.
Him hacking like a Lot Lizard after gobbling the knob is a beautiful thing, also similar to when you strap that same Lot Lizard to the underside of a big rig and punch the gas.
Bert - we can drink in moderation no problem Dr. Drew - that's what all alcoholics say and then they lose control Bert a few weeks later - so I went on a 3 day bender
It's so fascinating how easily Tom is able to constantly lead Bert to a bottomless pit and then convince him to throw himself into it every time!! Keep up the great work guys!!
Glad to see Bert has such an affinity for history. "Custard's last stand," "they allowed us to feel how custard must have felt". How does custard feel Bert? Does it feel good?!
@@j.cmcinroe3989 this podcast was released during a time when the vast majority of the country were forced to stay home and not work. Gyms and public pools were closed down and workout equipment was impossible to find. So saying "ive been feeling how everyone else has been feeling" when everyone was struggling with being forced inside with no way to better their situation was kind of a low blow. That being said i still love bert and the stupid shit he says.
@@hazeofthegreensmoke505 amen... That's a fact I'll get behind all podcasts are getting way too ridiculous. I remember when RUclips first came out how much more simple it was. In four years they'll be 50 different ways to spend money on what was supposed to be a free video app. Patreon and everything else. What a joke. the bigger joke is the people that actually pay for them and think they're getting anything besides a waste of their life.
@@chrisbrooks280 especially when unemployment is the highest it's ever been. Like another comment said, how am I supposed to buy a $1500 mattress when we don't have jobs? But standups/ musicians are out of work right now too I guess.
Bert I thought of a way you can measure your sobriety; ( (Days sober) / (Total days) ) x 100 = Percent sober For example: 67 days sober out of 73 total days would be 91.7% sober
Say what you want about Bert's questionable sobriety, he played a big role in helping me quit drinking. I'm almost 50 days off alcohol and I feel great.
Before the quarantine .never heard of either of these guys. Now I consider their pod cast must see TV, seen the specials and read Bert's book. Actually binged the 1st 30 episodes in less than a week. So excited that a new episode has dropped.
Feel like it's also a nod to his Netflix special "Disgraceful", he has a bit about seeing the same TV advert everywhere that advertises the bed that sits up for you😂
A Manscaped ad-spot where Bert shaves Tom with Manscape products, while Tom shaves Bart with generic Walmart garbage, has the potential for being the greatest ad-spot ever.
Bert’s life insurance policy must be insanely expensive. He has just about every high risk. Frequent flyer, Hi BP, cigar smoker, high cholesterol, fatty liver, binge drinking alcoholic. His memory is poor because his brain has been pickled the majority of his life. Pity.
@@alwaysfresh3727 The average Nazi died young in the trenches. That's why it hikes the rate up. The antisemitism and gypsy executions are just Brent being Bart.
@@jackjenkins5160 and I were thinking we should go ahead and ask him if he can get it for you for a couple weeks before we get there to see you again for your patience and help to ensure we are safe
pls there are always shit tons of blue collar jobs in the summer open that pay 25-80k for 6 months; oil fields, cell phone towers, pool digging, trucking, etc. no reason not to have a job in general or during quarantine if you’re low on funds
They are doing a contest where you can win any mattress they offer. Just send it to yourmomspodcast@gmail.com In the subject like put saatva. Needs to be a video less than 45 seconds on why you deserve a new mattress.
Hello this is captain Marcel. My sister went down. I'm going down into the mountain, to save my sister. Tell everybody I'll be back. I need back up. I'll see you later, bye. I gotta save my sister, bye. This is captain Marcel, bye-bye.
Remember when Tom ran Bert's "moderation" plan by Dr Drew, and Drew said "people have tried, but the issue is the breaks between get shorter and shorter, then you're back where you started". Bert rolled his eyes and acted like he knew better, and now he's drinking a bottle of wine 3 nights a week.
I tried this exact same thing. I was using drugs at 19 and I couldnt focus on school. At first it was only on the weekends. Then it was half days. Eventually it was everyday. I took a class that was for social work/psychology. The book had a chapter about rehab and sobriety programs. Everyone knows about programs like aa that preach abstinence. One program was about using in moderation! I cant remember the name of the program. Lol I couldnt focus on school so I dropped out and went to rehab. My life was completely taken over by my addiction. It's all I could think about. Edit: I just wanted to add that there are functioning alcoholics or functioning addicts. I think some people are successful despite their addiction. These people are hard to treat, or so I've been told by doctors. They dont suffer consequences. I had a regional manager that was a functioning addict. He shot herion everyday! Hed show up to work. Do everything he was supposed to. He is well liked by most everyone. His work never suffered. Hes actually still moving up in the company. It's pretty interesting how some people can function like that. He has a successful marriage and just had a kid.
I believe it! I am an opiate addict on a program that substitutes the heroin w suboxone, for twenty years. But when I was using heroin and had it every day bc I sold it, I looked and felt great and my mother said she was so proud of how well I was doing! Even my kids said they liked me better then. Heroin addicts that have a steady supply and don't overdo it can live long healthy happy stress free lives
Bert and Tom you guys are the best podcast / comedians ever man I swear. I’m having a baby with my beautiful wife in July it’s my first and with all this stuff going on in the world my anxiety is at an all time high but you guys get me through it every time thank you! Stay safe!
For once Bert makes sense. Most colleges don't seat alphabetically you just walk up and hand a card to someone on stage and they read in the order you arrive at the stage.
ad reads on top of the incessant RUclips commercials. No thanks! P.S. The thought of post apocalypse Burt, trudging across a desert wasteland, shirtless and laughing at his own jokes...it makes me smile. I like that.
One day in the middle of a story about how he drank four beers and embarrassed his wife Bert is just gonna break down into inconsolable tears and the camera will slowly pan to a grinning Tom before cutting to black.
Bert's not racist. I wish everyone would stop saying that. He's a gentle and generous man. Why else would he donate 1000 pairs of kneepads to the Minneapolis police force? Edit (this is a horribly tasteless joke, but is aimed at racism, not the victim. I hope the cop that murdered Mr Floyd gets many years behind bars, as well as his colleagues)
God you two are the exact reason why people say sensitive. Like it’s funny to call Bert racist, when MOST of his fan base knows he’s not. Like if you’re upset about this. Pffffft guess you haven’t heard of the Big Gay Owl/Mandragon
Love you guys ! I listen to you guys while I scrub nasty ass toilets all day. You guys make it fun . Clients think I'm crazy cause of the laugh attacks you guys give me 😂. You guys should do an episode of NEVER HAVE I EVER. but no drinking . Just explain yourselves lol I think it be sweet to hear .
I love when Tom looks to the camera like an episode of The Office lol
I thought the same thing, Tom always has something clever and/or fecked up in the works
Burt- Karl Malone had a kid with a 13 year old.
Tom-(looks at camera)
Tom is always Jimming
Difference between this and The Office is that this is actually funny
Yeah you love that...? Yeah mmmm yeahhh
An alternate name for "2 Bears 1 Cave" could be "Tom Gives LeeAnn a Break"
“Babysittin’ Burnt w/ Tom Segura”, even.
😂
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The tom and hairy show.
Underrated 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This friendship is built off Tom being fascinated by Bert's existence and Bert loving the attention.
Welcome to Tom trying to get Bert to admit he’s a little gay for 20 minutes 😂
I laughed so hard 😂
will smith already tried that
Lol ping the time slot
He’s diabolical!!
He's truly the puppet master
Bert's autobiography should be titled "I'm a Little Iffy on the Facts"
new special title too. that would really fit him lol 😂. THE MACHINE!!!!
😹😹😹
No it should just be called”FAT”
I wasn't looking at the screen and an ad came on that told the story of a girl getting killed by a drunk driver but I thought it was a drop so I listened to like 30 seconds of it waiting for Tom to bust out laughing.
I laughed so fuckin hard at this 😂
Wtf is in your hand?!
@@moon8rager212 earthworms
@@MayonnaiseVenusaur I love you
@@moon8rager212 I love you too, sweetpea.
When's the cocaine episode?
Isn't every day cocaine day for Bert? Dude is everywhere all the time.
It was last week.
I LIKE TO PARTY
Independence day would be suh-weet.
Dress 'em up real classy, Tom in red white striped gear, Bert could get a klan hood from his closet...
I hope they actually do it but I don’t think they are brave enough to do it on the podcast and actually upload it. I wish Bert would put out the podcast with Ari when he was drugged.
"Casinos was a good tradeoff"
- Bundt Krinkler on the decimation of Native Americans by white people
😂
😂😂
Fat lives matter
Nintendong just give them the farm fields back they can work on the farms again
Best part of the week is when I get to hear Tom laugh so hard that he sounds like a smokers cough and Bert laughing like a squeaky toy
Just got a ad about quitting smoking. Maybe the comments alter what ads are shown?
Him hacking like a Lot Lizard after gobbling the knob is a beautiful thing, also similar to when you strap that same Lot Lizard to the underside of a big rig and punch the gas.
Dude Tom seriously has never had a full laugh come out before he starts coughing like he sleeps in asbestos.
Si pop no
Bert - we can drink in moderation no problem
Dr. Drew - that's what all alcoholics say and then they lose control
Bert a few weeks later - so I went on a 3 day bender
Yet the fight he put up about dip, my god. The ultimate tell of how in denial he is about how much of an alcoholic he is
I pray for Nadav after every episode
Its a nice schtick, adds parallels to the story of what we're watching.
Maybe off to Ryan Sickler's new endeavor. Go where on air letters to him aren't read
I cant wait to see tom elbow him in the face
Wait so is Tom actually trying to kill Nadav
Your prayer didnt do shit last week...
It's so fascinating how easily Tom is able to constantly lead Bert to a bottomless pit and then convince him to throw himself into it every time!! Keep up the great work guys!!
The only thing potentially connecting Bert to Nirvana is he might die from his life choices before I get to see him live.
U made me snort up my drink lol
I just can't wait for the conspiracy that Leann actually killed him.
👹💥
How is this not the top comment? I chuckled like a retarded squirrel for a straight minute.
Damn you reached elbow deep for that one
Glad to see Bert has such an affinity for history. "Custard's last stand," "they allowed us to feel how custard must have felt".
How does custard feel Bert? Does it feel good?!
Bert try’s to interrupt his audiobook I bet to tell stories about his life instead.
How high were you when you attempted this sentence?
Tom: whats a cocktail for you? Bert: at least a bottle of wine. 🤣
Bert: "I've been feeling how everyone else is feeling."
Now imagine if you didnt have a home gym and a pool
He has to have a pool, pool showers.
"I understand that a lot of people are out of work and struggling, but a vacation sounds kind of nice"
-Bert, probably
He works his ass off for that though don't cry like a baby
@@j.cmcinroe3989 this podcast was released during a time when the vast majority of the country were forced to stay home and not work. Gyms and public pools were closed down and workout equipment was impossible to find. So saying "ive been feeling how everyone else has been feeling" when everyone was struggling with being forced inside with no way to better their situation was kind of a low blow.
That being said i still love bert and the stupid shit he says.
God damn, I needed a laugh right now. Thank you Tom and Bert for being a light in these incredibly dark times.
Listen jack, an hour and 22 minutes is just NOT enough.
Listen at .5 speed. twice as long
@@dylanrichardson764 great point sir
Especially with 22 minutes of ads
@@hazeofthegreensmoke505 amen... That's a fact I'll get behind all podcasts are getting way too ridiculous. I remember when RUclips first came out how much more simple it was. In four years they'll be 50 different ways to spend money on what was supposed to be a free video app. Patreon and everything else. What a joke. the bigger joke is the people that actually pay for them and think they're getting anything besides a waste of their life.
@@chrisbrooks280 especially when unemployment is the highest it's ever been. Like another comment said, how am I supposed to buy a $1500 mattress when we don't have jobs? But standups/ musicians are out of work right now too I guess.
Tom- "cause you'll start taking the story in your own direction?" 10:07 I laughed so hard and Bert didn't even notice
Burnt Chrysler: I wish I could remember all the shit I did with the Travel Channel!
Me: Hey Burnt! Isn’t it recorded?
It is, but then most of it wouldn't make it into the episodes and they aren't just going to give burnt the unedited tapes if they still exist.
Bolshoi Chyelovek it’s okay bud, I got your joke 😂🤦🏻♀️
The pointed ass look Bert gave when tom asked "are you a fast reader?" LMFAOOOOO
Bart doesn't need a Saatva bed. He just sleeps in the pool and the chlorine takes care of it.
No. Filburt Chrysler is the one that's going bald.
@@rayjenkins5832Oh! I see, haha I thought Frisky Brysler was the hairy guy
"Let's do a 2 Bears, Red Cave, 1 Man Cave!" -Berf
Bert is looking super slim, and by slim, I mean racist
Matthew Thompson and far?
Best comment ever
HA!!!! :D
Slim shady
lol. Nice 👍🏼
“Custard’s” last stand. Must have been delicious. Bert’s ignorance is why I love him.
How did that go unchecked?!
2:54 Starts
Bert I thought of a way you can measure your sobriety;
( (Days sober) / (Total days) ) x 100 = Percent sober
For example: 67 days sober out of 73 total days would be 91.7% sober
I love watching Brent trying to read the ads at the top of the show. In Top Dog's voice: "Slow down and sound it out buddy, okay?"
Say what you want about Bert's questionable sobriety, he played a big role in helping me quit drinking. I'm almost 50 days off alcohol and I feel great.
Me too! I've only drank 39 of the 50 last days! 50 days sober baby!
Damn that's awesome I'm reading this in 2023 and I really hope that you are doing well and still not drinking
Bert getting a dui on a bike is the most bert thing ever
Patrick Layne my friends dad got one on a mountain bike at 2 am lol 😂
My dad too lol
Oh my gosh 😂 my dad also got a dui on his bike i always assumed it was a lie he told me but damn i owe him an apology after seeing this thread
Where in the vid is this
Isn't that legal tho?
Bert: "I took an outdoor shower"
Which means he jumped in the pool.
I pictured him covered in vomit holding a garden hose
Really? From the man that refers to a bottle of wine as a "cocktail"?
Sorry, you're totally right.
Tom: "You wanna do an episode in blackface"
Bert immediately: *"Yeah"*
Might not be a good time for that lol
@@MidwesternFilthMixes its the prefect time for it. Thats what comedy is all about. Q
"Alright bert, get your make up on and meet me here next week"
Before the quarantine .never heard of either of these guys. Now I consider their pod cast must see TV, seen the specials and read Bert's book. Actually binged the 1st 30 episodes in less than a week. So excited that a new episode has dropped.
Tom in the ad describing the bed he just got as “the one that sits up for you” is the fattest way to describe something I’ve ever heard
Feel like it's also a nod to his Netflix special "Disgraceful", he has a bit about seeing the same TV advert everywhere that advertises the bed that sits up for you😂
huh? why are you listening to ads A, B No.
Mat Guerra because I’m not sitting next to my phone/computer waiting to skip it like your pathetic ass. Some of us still have jobs to do, weird huh?
49:50 made the mistake of listening to this during my workout and almost dropped the dumbbells on my head from laughing
of course Brent would think it's "Custard's Last Stand"
Idiot couldn't even pronounce Mustard correctly 😂
He's a total mush-mouth
Air duster's last stand
@@Mrbink01 mush-mouth yuck-mouth
1:14:13 I died when they both looked at each other at the same time🤣🤣
tom: its gross when people have to point out that they love their spouse
also tom: makes beer commercial to let everyone know he loves christine
Only because toasting bert would have been too gay
It's different if you do it for money maybe
Its was a national beer campaign. Probably a business move to bring more fans to the Segura household
Tom's the same guy then to wear supreme but in the same breath say fuck supreme
He talks about it in one of the YMH episodes
I've watched 32 episodes and every time I hear "12 years.." in the intro I fully expect Bart to say "...a slave"
I relate to this.
wait till bert learns about white claws he'll say it's just water and have them 24/7
Doesn't it contain estrogen or some shit?
my grandfather did that. rips whiteclaws and trulys all day... fucking legend
Powerful Jamie from JRE needs to train Nidave.
Tom trying to get B to question his sexuality 😂. Bort almost cracked.
So excited for Burnt’s upcoming special “All Lives Matter”
“Do you think Native Americans get too much respect?” Tom is taking over Bert’s role in the podcast
I think he was just trying to bait Bert, because Bert cut him off at the beginning of the episode. 😂
I ❤ how Bert will absolutely know something and in the same breath state "I might have made that up"😂
A Manscaped ad-spot where Bert shaves Tom with Manscape products, while Tom shaves Bart with generic Walmart garbage, has the potential for being the greatest ad-spot ever.
Especially if it's done like the "all Bert did was make my tits look bigger" video. Along with Bert laughing so hard he almost has a stroke.
Bert is literally in love with Whitney, and would totally leave his wife for her
Yeah it's so obvious haha
She can hold her own with the bro culture and is really funny and super pretty, I imagine there are a lot of shy comedians around her.
@@dankmheems290 she not gonna date you bro ...
100% I didn’t realize how much Christy Mack looked like Whitney
Bert’s life insurance policy must be insanely expensive. He has just about every high risk.
Frequent flyer, Hi BP, cigar smoker, high cholesterol, fatty liver, binge drinking alcoholic.
His memory is poor because his brain has been pickled the majority of his life. Pity.
Mary Callahan and hes a nazi
I think that's more just an image
@@alwaysfresh3727 The average Nazi died young in the trenches. That's why it hikes the rate up. The antisemitism and gypsy executions are just Brent being Bart.
I had a wonderful teacher in high school named Mary Callan your name made me do a double take, but to quote the late racist Brat “Uh hundred percent”
Frequent Flyer isnt a high risk for insurance. Spot on everything else though lol
I can't believe his name is actually Albert.
iAMhonka lmao omg
@@RickR69 They told him he was too racist for that name.
It is actually his middle name.. Fat is his first name.
@@jackjenkins5160 and I were thinking we should go ahead and ask him if he can get it for you for a couple weeks before we get there to see you again for your patience and help to ensure we are safe
The reason I watch 2 Bears 1 Cave is to see Bert digging his grave breaking his shovel and Tom handling him a new shovel every time.
Bert... They were on horses, we're on horses... So we were on motorcycles lol
"I'm reading a book - well audiobook" is the Bertest thing ever
Next to, "I had a cocktail, a bottle of wine".
Nah stolen valor from JRE
Aaron Peart He‘s a slow reader, even with his ears
Rogan did it first
He’s a member of the Joe Rogan book club.
I laugh at hearing the guy laughing in the background as much as you guys. 😂😂
🇨🇦🤗
Tom and Bert trying to get me to buy a 1500 dollar mattress.
Me: "You get we dont have jobs, right?" 🤣🌋🤷🏾♂️👍🏾
Did you make a video submission? Ymh is giving away a free satva! Get your tit cups out and try it out
Nicely Done tit cup gang!
pls there are always shit tons of blue collar jobs in the summer open that pay 25-80k for 6 months; oil fields, cell phone towers, pool digging, trucking, etc. no reason not to have a job in general or during quarantine if you’re low on funds
They are doing a contest where you can win any mattress they offer. Just send it to yourmomspodcast@gmail.com
In the subject like put saatva.
Needs to be a video less than 45 seconds on why you deserve a new mattress.
I almost shit myself when Whitney said I must have you blocked 😂🤣
2:19 for intro, 2:54 for episode.
34:10 for first ad break, 58:45 for second ad break.
Bert thinks that casinos make up for the horrible things that happened to Native Americans. Classic Bert.
And you don’t?
Can't believe Bert is moving to Minneapolis for a new job. Hopefully he drops by Acme when he's not on patrol.
Toms head in his hand is the appropriate reaction to most of what Bert says
Holding my breathe for Bert's comments this week...
I've been thinking the same thing ALL WEEK!
I will be commenting with my favorites here
I think they recorded this the day before everything started
Rest in peace then brother
@@anonymous42087Live to die another day
The phone call with Whitney was hilarious!! Please do that more often.
Hello this is captain Marcel. My sister went down. I'm going down into the mountain, to save my sister. Tell everybody I'll be back. I need back up. I'll see you later, bye. I gotta save my sister, bye. This is captain Marcel, bye-bye.
NOW THERES A COOL GUYYYY *guitar riff*
DRINK PLENTY OF WATER, ITS HOT OUTSIDE.....
BYE!!!
Let us know if you start having chest paaaain!!!!
Cool Pedestrian 😂😂
COME ON DOWN LATER FOR MOOSE SOUP!
This should be called “Dos comadres y el chisme”
Berts next special, “difficult at dinner parties”
i read your comment right as he first said that
Same
@@supernovamimosa i swear youtube makes that happen, it happens all the time for me. its like whn ads first starting listening through the mics
Not even 20 minutes in and this is already one of the funniest episodes yet. "Because of who I am and my ideology." 😂
Everytime Brent said “custard” I had to pause it for laughter
Just started it.. now I cant wait🙂
The great General Custard and his friend Lieutenant Licorice
@@tapiture3720 hahahaha
Just mentions japan: empire of the sun... It's about native Americans.
Um., Empire of the summer moon?
Remember when Tom ran Bert's "moderation" plan by Dr Drew, and Drew said "people have tried, but the issue is the breaks between get shorter and shorter, then you're back where you started". Bert rolled his eyes and acted like he knew better, and now he's drinking a bottle of wine 3 nights a week.
I tried this exact same thing. I was using drugs at 19 and I couldnt focus on school. At first it was only on the weekends. Then it was half days. Eventually it was everyday. I took a class that was for social work/psychology. The book had a chapter about rehab and sobriety programs. Everyone knows about programs like aa that preach abstinence. One program was about using in moderation! I cant remember the name of the program. Lol I couldnt focus on school so I dropped out and went to rehab. My life was completely taken over by my addiction. It's all I could think about.
Edit: I just wanted to add that there are functioning alcoholics or functioning addicts. I think some people are successful despite their addiction. These people are hard to treat, or so I've been told by doctors. They dont suffer consequences. I had a regional manager that was a functioning addict. He shot herion everyday! Hed show up to work. Do everything he was supposed to. He is well liked by most everyone. His work never suffered. Hes actually still moving up in the company. It's pretty interesting how some people can function like that. He has a successful marriage and just had a kid.
@@nicelydone4846 shooting heroin everyday whilst having a family and progressing in your career? They should make a documentary about this guy lol.
I believe it! I am an opiate addict on a program that substitutes the heroin w suboxone, for twenty years. But when I was using heroin and had it every day bc I sold it, I looked and felt great and my mother said she was so proud of how well I was doing! Even my kids said they liked me better then. Heroin addicts that have a steady supply and don't overdo it can live long healthy happy stress free lives
A bottle of wine ain’t shit to an alcoholic. 25oz of 10%-14%? I could do that for breakfast
@@carynmartin6053 Pretty much same situation for me
4:30 that noise made me think we're on a submarine for a second there
I've never felt more suspense than waiting for Bert's take on George Floyd
Time stamp?
Jerry Cammon non existent, yet at least
@@brownguy903 this was filmed over a week ago. It wont be in this episode. They are just now talking about Jimmy Fallon doing blackface.
Thank you for not murdering Bert. The looks 😂
When is Bert going to remake DW Griffith’s “The Birth of a Nation?”
History, Movie, and comedy Joke.... Solid🎯
This was the funniest episode I’ve heard in a while.
“Imagine if all those guys finished in you?” LMFAO WTF IS GOING ON TOM
Having ads every 5 minutes is super low and loose, Jean.
If you fast forward your video all the way to the end and restart the vid, it'll erase the ads bro.
J G well put
@@moisescisneros2011 I'm trying to feather it chomo I ain't got time for that shit!
I’m beginning to suspect that Nadav is responsible for this injustice, we must at last find a solution to this problem.
Sometimes it isnt authorised by the channel, Chris Delia had the same thing happen to one of his vids recently and was complaining about it
Bert and Tom you guys are the best podcast / comedians ever man I swear. I’m having a baby with my beautiful wife in July it’s my first and with all this stuff going on in the world my anxiety is at an all time high but you guys get me through it every time thank you! Stay safe!
Tom: “So they did the names out of order at graduation?”
Bert: “Yeah, swear to god.”
Tom: Stares into camera
For once Bert makes sense. Most colleges don't seat alphabetically you just walk up and hand a card to someone on stage and they read in the order you arrive at the stage.
My last name begins with K and I was the first one to walk in HS. My buddies started with an R and he was right next to me
FealSmart wow times change. Wasn’t like that for me at all back in ‘08
You guys hands down are my 2 favorite comedians 😍
Chapelle did white face and was one of the best sketches ever could care less. " Is that your lightsaber i smell" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Could care less". Think through what you wanted to say. Now consider the words you used.
Their is no such thing as whiteface!
@@professorxaviour3649 ok then what would you like me to call it when a black man puts white make up on his face?
@@gonufc keep dancing on your lil Gramar Nazi strings you puppet. 👯♀️👯♀️
Good old Chuck Taylor reporting for the news
"BE A SCUMBAG LET'S GO" 😂😂😂 fucking love Whitney
Bluebans Laughter in the background makes me laugh even harder.
Someone says this every episode 😂
Me too
Me: "Bert could not be any more stupid, even if he applied great effort."
Bert: "I think I was doing sleep apnea."
Me: *Siiiiiiiiiigh*
1 hour of content and 20 minutes of ads! That’s worse than cable
content is putting it nicely too ahahaha
SOOO many ads!
Seemed like commercial interupted by a pod cast😂
ad reads on top of the incessant RUclips commercials. No thanks! P.S. The thought of post apocalypse Burt, trudging across a desert wasteland, shirtless and laughing at his own jokes...it makes me smile. I like that.
You pay for cable. This is free. So pay for ad block or shut the Ffffffront 🚪
This is my new favorite podcast
Serious asf, “you wanna do an episode of this show in black face” died laughing
Tim's all in with his Snoopy black face shirt.
Bert at 51:09 is what I’ve been waiting for for 32 episodes
One day in the middle of a story about how he drank four beers and embarrassed his wife Bert is just gonna break down into inconsolable tears and the camera will slowly pan to a grinning Tom before cutting to black.
The stabbin cabin comic that bought the house for the girl he doesn't wanna live with has got to be Russell Peters 😆
“You know what we need? We need an incel”
Tantan Pandabear I really thought he was just going to leave it there without any further explanation 😆
To be fair that’s half of their fanbase anyways
@@shamma1354 i fear i may be one just because idk what that word means haha
Is it bad I thought to apply immediately?
inFiniteTraCer yes
“Until Brendan Schaub is single again”.... yikes lol
Time stamp
Bert's not racist. I wish everyone would stop saying that. He's a gentle and generous man. Why else would he donate 1000 pairs of kneepads to the Minneapolis police force?
Edit (this is a horribly tasteless joke, but is aimed at racism, not the victim. I hope the cop that murdered Mr Floyd gets many years behind bars, as well as his colleagues)
Thank you for coming with an actual joke. I can't stand all these people that think if they just call him racist they are funny...
@@neverlistentome because it is.
Never apologize for a joke.
God you two are the exact reason why people say sensitive. Like it’s funny to call Bert racist, when MOST of his fan base knows he’s not. Like if you’re upset about this. Pffffft guess you haven’t heard of the Big Gay Owl/Mandragon
at 51:09 i was eating and had a great big appetite, well that's gone now hahahaha
9:32 “Conspmensment speech”
God damn that Whitney call was amazing
New rule for the drinking game: Take a shot every time Bart says “my brain”
20:41 the face you make when someone is lying straight to your face
13:10 "Custards last stand"
Beeeeeeeert🙈🙉
Kinda weird that the last half hour of this podcast was just burt krichser kneeling on a guys neck but overall good episode
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Love you guys ! I listen to you guys while I scrub nasty ass toilets all day. You guys make it fun . Clients think I'm crazy cause of the laugh attacks you guys give me 😂. You guys should do an episode of NEVER HAVE I EVER. but no drinking . Just explain yourselves lol I think it be sweet to hear .
Bert's next special "Difficult at dinner parties"
Reminder to all watching that killing Policemen in the United States is totally fine.