I'm the guy at 1:42 the editor really did me dirty there 😂😂 the silence was way way longer than they showed in the video, it was painful. Also I did get into the semis but the editor cut that out but I don't mind 😂😂 I'm just glad people enjoyed my joke
@@awszaza3225 so the joke is what do u call a three legged dog The guy points the camera at his dog who is 3 legged and is called rosey(mabye it was Ruby) so he says u call it rossy
I'd be so proud if my child turned out as amazing as that young lad. Putting others first is such an amazing quality to have, wish him the best of luck
I honestly think the dude in the competition who won made the video. Serious funny and his attitude seemed pretty bloody solid. Wish him the best and will definitely keep an eye out for his channel.
Props to my guy. I can honestly say I wouldn’t have thought about charity at that point. I would love to say obviously I would but it wouldn’t cross my mind. Best guy won this 👏🏻👏🏻
I saw my dwarf neighbour at the bus stop this morning. I said, jump in I'll give you a lift. F**k off he said. I thought, what an ungrateful person. So i zipped up my back pack and carried on walking. 😂
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Is no-one going to talk about the fact that the guy who won deserved to win? He was so genuine and nice.
Yes Chris was talking about it
Thanks for not saying who as it’s top comment and I don’t click on comments to see this :)
He was funny but i got crazy bout how many times he touched his nose
back it
Only scrolled through comments to see if anyone else did and this was the first comment👍🏻
Nothing will top 2:37 that lad is a born performer
Nonce
Thanks
Who are the fastest readers in the world
9/11 jumpers they done 94 stories in 5 seconds
Stephen Tries oof
Why aren’t women allowed to swim with sharks when they’re on their period?
To protect the sharks.
I am the lad with the 3 legged dog, congrats to the winner! Happy he won and gave half to a great cause! Good video Chris mate x
Josh Obee what a lad
You shouldn't joke about your dog... He's loyal you're a prat
@@edmundpower1250 what mate?
@@edmundpower1250 ave a day off x
@@JacobSherbourneSkate I will... Its better than having a leg off
Jack Whitehall: “We could upgrade Ruby”
Pimp my ride
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The winner was an absolute legend, and his joke was hilarious
He did it for the shoutout. Smart buisiness move
I didn’t find him funny really but he was sound so he deserves it
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Too long of a built up for a kind of shit joke
Is everyone just going to ignore that he just gave 5k to charity what a legend
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Definitely deserved to win
@@iwantsexseemyvideo6868 i swear i see you everywhere XD
What a Guy..
Tobi was the third Judge I didn’t know I needed
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found him funny for once in this
had a lot of youtubers in this tbf there’s joe weller at 6:46
Tobi as a great sense of humour, he was perfect for this
After 7 years or so of watching @ChrisMD (since the sibling challenge he finally noticed me .life is complete.
Jack just looks like he’s trying his best not to get cancelled for laughing at these jokes and it’s just funny 😂
it will never be a ChrisMD video without someone forgetting to record
@@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 stfu
Oh my god why is no one talking about the American guy 🥺 he is so adorable even knew which charity he was giving it to straight away
Chrismd featuring Stephen tries. May as well rename the channel lad.
underrated
Got a like from the man himself
@@Haroon-kp9gx init I'm so gassed with it. It's now my twitter header 😂
The dude who won deserved it. Not just because he was hilarious, but because he was such a nice guy!
Me: **shows up to competition**
“And the winner is-”
Who is the winner???????
@@poopyman7467 himself😭
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It’s funny how Jack was so unimpressed with the jokes compared to everyone else 😂😂😂
Because he's actually funnyyy.....
@@StuartFuckingLittle more like because he’s probably heard them all before
Yeah coz he’s an actual comedian
@@jcshy Still links back to the same thing. He's actually a comedian, like saz said, so would have higher standards as such.
@@StuartFuckingLittle he does not have higher standard, have you heard jacks comedy it’s only funny for people under 10
I guess we can throw family friendly Chris down the bin now
Yep
down the bin?
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In the last 10 videos man has progressively become less and less family friendly and it's amazing
What an absolute legend that winner was!
In these difficult times his chosen charity is perfect. Mad respect.
Chris, will, Harry and Stephen are hilarious. They should form a group
No
Yes
Maybe
Will is dead
You should call them e-men
2:35 that lad should have won "Nah its fine" 😂😂
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lmao
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No one gonna talk about the fact he gave half the money the charity. What a bloke
why dose every contestant steal their jokes off jimmy carr??😂😂
Cuz majority of ppl r incapable of thinking of something funny themselves
Ik
At least say the fly net joke
The joke about dating being like parking a car is stolen from sam morril aswell
I mean fair play to Chris he’s pulling out all the collabs in 2020
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@Yung Muncher TGF?
Why is no one talking about how Tobi just knew what DNA stood for off the top of his head.
Was an honour doing a dramatic reading of Chris’ book in the waiting room :)
I was there haha, just a shame my joke was dead
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"I don't need 10 grand as much as some people need 5 grand." What a legend
Tobi: Somtimes you just gotta hold your hands up”
...If you have any
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Why does Steven Tries look like I’m about to buy a player off him on career mode?
The mighty Chris. Can u reply “big up the seed massive” pal
Big up the seed massive
Big up the seed massive
Big up the seed massive
Big up the seed massive
Big up the seed massive
Love the winner; so happy a guy with a heart won! Love it!
Btw, thanks for Chris and all the participants for making this such a good video
It's smart to bring Stephen Tries to a joke competition :)
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I'm the guy at 1:42 the editor really did me dirty there 😂😂 the silence was way way longer than they showed in the video, it was painful. Also I did get into the semis but the editor cut that out but I don't mind 😂😂 I'm just glad people enjoyed my joke
Omg haha
Should’ve won imo best joke of the video
brooooooooooooooo hollyyyy shiiiittt you got into a chris md video thats insaneeeee
YOOOOOOOOOO joshua wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.NICE
your joke was ableist as fuck
Why’s the music so loud I can barely hear the jokes
Likewise...
I can't understand the three legged dog one what did he say,I replayed it and I can't hear it
@@awszaza3225 rosey, then pointed the camera at his dog called -get this- Rosey
@@fantasyfreddie7031 I still don't get it lol maybe I'm just dumb
@@awszaza3225 so the joke is what do u call a three legged dog
The guy points the camera at his dog who is 3 legged and is called rosey(mabye it was Ruby) so he says u call it rossy
Thank you guys for the opportunity to humiliate ourselves to you (I was the guy at 5:00 with the shocking frame rate) , great laugh :)
I loved yours to be fair mate, nice one :)
@@owenlemar8170 thanks queen
Nobody Going to talk about chris hitting 5 MIL
no
No
That happened a while ago
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4:14 why did Chris MDs laugh sound exaclty like Dejis laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That guy who won is such a g honestly so humble
when even stephen is speechless that when you know the joke went to far😂
Haven’t click this fast since Giroud left
what do you mean?
this doesn’t make sense ?
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ABSOLUTE BANGER. I love jack whitehall aswell, that’s sick.
ayeeee MOT
toby saying “who’s henry” was the funniest thing in the video
I'd be so proud if my child turned out as amazing as that young lad. Putting others first is such an amazing quality to have, wish him the best of luck
What Do You Call An ICT Teacher Who Touches Kids
A PDFile
Yes😂
lmfao
Thought you were just gunna say an ICT teachers they are all a bit noncey
@@ianwilliz2069 fair point m8
Stephen trying not to laugh at most of them is hilarious
Woahhh the guy that forgot his joke was wearing the blazer and tie from my highschool no way that was so unexpected lmao
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Lol me too! I live in Australia
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I honestly think the dude in the competition who won made the video. Serious funny and his attitude seemed pretty bloody solid. Wish him the best and will definitely keep an eye out for his channel.
2:26 how did steven’s joke there end up as my favorite of the video?😂
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Props to my guy. I can honestly say I wouldn’t have thought about charity at that point. I would love to say obviously I would but it wouldn’t cross my mind. Best guy won this 👏🏻👏🏻
6:33 "this donny" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This guy who won is an absolute legend. Straight Respect💯💯💯
That american guy is so genuine and so funny, i love him 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 please follow him everyone, he's so good
1:58 - Stephen trying not to laugh is the best bit of entire vid! :D lol
Very well made we can't hear the jokes because of the background music oh chrismd what a star :)
Poor guy with the liverpool shirt thought they were talking about his face for a sec 😂
1:45 Why has Vik got his cousin from Bangladesh on here. Trying to recover that 95 k any way he can 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
How am i only just coming across this banger
“The American” lmao
11:27 NO CHRIS!!!
You do not diss the last season at Highbury redcurrant shirt.
That's one of my all time favourites man!
The guy in the arsenal shirt just read Jimmy carrs jokes out
I didn’t know I needed Tobi and Stephen, until now
Chris: honey is so good, its the sponsor today!
Mr beasts viewers: I think I've heard this all before
Hahahahahah thanks honey let's give away 2 lamborginis and 65 fords
@@sebjones4199 shut up
i love this chrismd rebrand
7:02 oles at the WhEeL
awww the guy who won knows how to throw in jokes without making it awkward or too extra. glad he won!
7:45 Russel Howard shows best joke no cap 😂😂
1:58 I am definitely going to Hell for laughing there 🤣🤣🤣
Think that the biggest joke here is that Chris uses Firefox.
@Suhao too bad firefox isn't built in my computer
Chris’s content has changed so much recently and it’s only getting better
considering Chris didn't curse in his videos until recently, he has a surprising amount of people watching him who should be on an FBI watch list
I saw my dwarf neighbour at the bus stop this morning. I said, jump in I'll give you a lift. F**k off he said. I thought, what an ungrateful person. So i zipped up my back pack and carried on walking. 😂
Twin tower joke is underrated 10:03
7:41 *HATTRICK! Goal Number Three now, and it's a perfect day for the player!!*
the amount of people directly quoting ricky gervais' standup..
Great laugh this was! Thanks for having us!
I've got a joke:
U know when you turn 100 and get a letter from the queen
Turns out u get a letter from Prince Andrew when u turn 15
Oh i thought that was Adam Johnson
@@user-hb6zi1wb4u nah, that’s a signed shirt
Couldn't have been a better person to win it
The winner is such a nice and genuine personality.
BIG HIM UP!!!
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The parking spot joke killed me🤣
I wish someone said this joke: wants the difference between me and steven. Steven tries but I succeed
Loved being in this. I was like the second guy in the entire thing. Didn’t get shows but it was amazing
7:10 u a real one if u know the background music
Love the fact that Chris’ content is maturing with the audience 👌
Actually love the guy who won I love wholesome people 🥺👏🏾😘
7:47 that is 2 of Jimmy cars jokes 😂
Can you please explain it to me?
Rip to the kid who had his delivery ruined by the advert 😭
What a classy guy who won, absolutely deserved it
Anyone notice Jacks name was Barney like his dads doll
What? His brothers called Barney and the doll was called winston
It's a sex bot who's probably a 57 year old nonce
Oh that’s sick Chris and jack are both my idols this is insane
The winner is a real G. Happy he won. The funniest and also really generous
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Steven laughs so nervously when jack Whitehall is their
Have to be honest the music is way too loud.
You simply can't hear some of the people
I was going to comment this
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This is the content I am looking for
The guy about the disabled parking spot had me I can’t lie
At 1:58 I couldn’t’ breath! 😂😂😂🤣
7:45. They're amazing jokes, because they're jimmy carr's
Can you explain the second one please?
Great to see a chris vid in the top20 trending
8:01 straight plagiarised jimmy carr
1:48 Man really thought we wouldn't realise it's from the Joker movie
Petition for Chris to start a Reddit and react to it on his second channel
The guy with the yellowish Emirates shirt stole those jokes from Jimmy Carr
8:00 stealing Jimmy Carr’s jokes
What a star that lad that won is!