Puss in Boots: Neutral Good Fairy Godmother: Chaotic Evil King Harold: Lawful Neutral Queen Lilian: Lawful Good Prince Charming: Neutral Evil Gingerbread Man- Chaotic Good Mongo: True Neutral Robinhood- Chaotic Neutral Big Bad Wolf- Lawful Evil Magic Mirror- Neutral Good Pinnochio- Lawful Good Captain of the Guard- Lawful Evil Arthur: Lawful Good Merlin: Chaotic Good Captain Hook: Neutral Evil Princesses: Neutral Good Witches: Neutral Evil Rumpelstiltskin: Chaotic Evil
Most people don’t know, but Shrek and Fiona’s relationship was actually the template for Bruce Banner and Black Widow’s romance. Big green guy, hot red-head? Enough said.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Shrek. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical meme culture most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.
I only recently found your channel, and binged a lot of your backlog (which was great by the way). But GOD DAMN was this not the most entertaining shit! Would love a few of these a year!
Omg I’m weak, I’ve been laughing from beginning to end of this video because it’s been so long since I’ve seen this movie and watching it with you was great. Thanks for this amazing video and happy Halloween
Man its like Christmas has come early with all this content. I really fuckin needed this today. Seriously, between this and Axe ‘Em. Damned funny shit.
I actually just watched this yesterday, so seeing this was a nice way to confirm that I'm not crazy for simultaneously loving and hating this movie. Also the droideka superspeed bit had me in tears.
Кино
Shrek- True Neutral
Fiona- Neutral Evil
Donkey- Chaotic Good
Farquaad- Lawful Evil
Dragon- Chaotic Neutral
this is so accurate, jesus
Puss in Boots: Neutral Good
Fairy Godmother: Chaotic Evil
King Harold: Lawful Neutral
Queen Lilian: Lawful Good
Prince Charming: Neutral Evil
Gingerbread Man- Chaotic Good
Mongo: True Neutral
Robinhood- Chaotic Neutral
Big Bad Wolf- Lawful Evil
Magic Mirror- Neutral Good
Pinnochio- Lawful Good
Captain of the Guard- Lawful Evil
Arthur: Lawful Good
Merlin: Chaotic Good
Captain Hook: Neutral Evil
Princesses: Neutral Good
Witches: Neutral Evil
Rumpelstiltskin: Chaotic Evil
@@TheHero136 I think Merlin is more like a chaotic good
You misspelled Lord Fortnite
ThatGuyYouKnow shut the up
Shrek vs. Thanos, No items, Final Destination
Why do you want Thanos to die?
Shrek would instantly win, he can beat shaggy at 0.001% power and thanos can't beat him at 0.0001% even with the stones
Shrek and Shaggy are almost equally powerful. It also depends if Shaggy has a lot of food or if Shrek is in his swamp
WHO WOULD WIN?
Shrek or Fox McCloud
No n word passes
Most people don’t know, but Shrek and Fiona’s relationship was actually the template for Bruce Banner and Black Widow’s romance. Big green guy, hot red-head? Enough said.
Call ed
So you're saying Black Widow is gonna become She-Hulk?
But Fiona turns into an ogre too and black widow is not she hulk
@@lmcdoug23 Don't think that's going to happen... you know... with how endgame ended.
Facts
review from cosmonaut of *the* best movie ever made? this truly is a blessed halloween
Actually they're doing Shrek 2 next year...
this is it chief
I want to like, but it’s a 420
Shrek 2 is the best movie ever made though
what now questions
Cosmonaut variety hour Alinements
Marcus- neutral good
Dan- lawful neutral
Megan- chaotic evil
Who tf only watches shreck once a month
I watch it everyday
Lmao "shreck"
Shrek is love Shrek is life
when Dan makes the "Lord Fornite" joke, I swear Marcus's laugh is the best and most pure, it cured my depression
That line and Marcus' laughing fucking sent me
Next month is also October so you better make Shrek 2
Um, what?
Will Haley he said “next month is October so you better make shrek 2”
oh shrek 2 is already a thing
@@sorryitsjack yeah, but next month is nov
Will Haley No it’s Shrektober 2
Shrek the game is an esport
esports ready
Shrek 2 the game is a lifestyle
Shrek Superslam is super unbalanced smh
@@embird7864 red Riding Hood too op.
steve McLovin
Stun spam air dash lookin ass
I like how Marcus implies that Shrek is immortal by saying that Fiona has the strength of an ogre and the body of a mortal
you know what's evil , having no salt and pepper for those eggs
Yeah, but what about the cholesterol?
True cruelty no seasonings
Shrek was white deep inside
Gordon Ramsay would be furious
"What does the little vest do" I will always think of this when I watch Shrek now. 😂😂😂
I've asked this since I learned to talk
It helps gives Shrek his drip
Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in
JimJam they pull me right back in baybeee
Aye come on Sil make me happy..
Marcus laughing is the best sound
“A lot of animal cruelty, omg WTF leave them alone!!!”😂😂
The whole lactating bit just about killed me 😂😭 "care for a pint?"
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Shrek. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical meme culture most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.
But... the memes came after the movie...
@@noogie003 It's a copypasta
@@noogie003 r/woosh
👏👏👏Very well said👏👏👏
r/cuestar?
Shrek basically exhales helium to make the "balloons" float
Fiona is a time lord confirmed
It's nice that one of my favourite content creators is watching my god's first appearence.
Shrek: True Neutral
Donkey: Neutral Good
Farquad: True Evil
Puss: Chaotic Neutral
Fiona: Chaotic Good
Prince Charming: Neutral Evil
Fairy Godmother: Lawful Evil
What's true evil lol?
Goddamn I need more Cosmonaut Movie Time
I’d watch the entire movie through with yalls commentary.
My allignment chart:
Shrek: Neutral Evil
Fiona: Chaotic Evil
Donkey: Lawful Neutral
Dragon: True Neutral
Lord Fortnitebookiplierquad: Lawful Evil (emphasis on the E)
E
Dragon: THICC EVIL
Someone already comment that
Fun fact, Shrek was created before Facebook was invented.
really wow thats news to me thanks
I was talking about the comment they made.
Actually Facebook was inspired by shrek
Does Shrek vore
Yes
god i hope so
No that's Farqauds thing, clearly
Indeed he does
How do I dislike something twice
This has aged perfectly
Such a good video every year
Marcus said the N word
He does that
Fortnite Trash clips even though I knew he could(because he’s black) I never imagined him doing it lol
Fortnite Trash clips Ay Lord Fortnite
When
No its okay he's black
Shrek in the Quadrilogy- Begins Chaotic Neutral, Ends Neutral Good
Fiona- True Neutral, flip flops to lawful evil.
Donkey- Chaotic Good
Shrek- True neutral
Fiona - Chaotic neutral
Donkey - Chaotic good
Lord Fuckwad - Lawful evil
Dragon - Chaotic neutral
I can't wait for October this year. I'm legitimately counting down the days.
Can y’all honestly just do Shrek 2 now instead of a year later? 😂
They didn't even do it anyway...
Wait what Megan still exists?
@cosmonautcorner a surprise to be sure, but not an unwelcome one
No
She disappeared in the snap but she's back now
Yes and no. She blips out of existence when the videos end
I only recently found your channel, and binged a lot of your backlog (which was great by the way).
But GOD DAMN was this not the most entertaining shit! Would love a few of these a year!
Oh I’m sorry I thought this was a Spider-Man based channel I’ll just take my business else where!
Black SideKick What Do you mean they’re reviewing spider-man far from home.
It is called the cosmonaut VARIETY hour for a reason
God i hate people like that
@@mundanehatred The joke flew that far over ur head, huh.
No that's GodzillaMendoza
Alright. Year’s almost up. Don’t let us down.
I think these videos are honestly my favorite part of this channel. I crack the fuck up every time.
Finally! Some variety in the god damn variety hour
You three are great together. Definitely get back into it!
Masterful commentary.
Solid editing.
Do this stuff a lot, I love it.
PLEASE MAKE MORE. I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG
ITS SHREKTOBER YEAR 2
I don't wanna wait a year to see them do Shrek 2 :(
I love these so much, keep up the both great and hilarious content!
You guys have such great voices i could listen to this all day
I love this video. Enjoy your Halloween and keep up the good work, you deserve your success.
Thank you papa cosmonaut for the spoopy day vid
Omg I’m weak, I’ve been laughing from beginning to end of this video because it’s been so long since I’ve seen this movie and watching it with you was great. Thanks for this amazing video and happy Halloween
“Then next year we’re gonna watch shrek 2”
THAT was a lie
Great commentary I need to see more of these!
Holy shit this way actually hilarious, I need more of these type of reviews
I'm so glad I put on notifications for your channel
Literally missed you and was binging ur channel and u uploaded! yay!
I laughed so hard throughout the video that it felt like my lungs were going to explode!
Cosmonaut picture show is definitely my favorite style of video he does
PLEASE more of these. All of you guys are hilarious.
You're the ONLY RUclips that id watch a full ad for, so that you get money and keep this channel growing
Damn, Marcus with the real-ass Wendigo Lore
ITS SHREKTOBERRRRRR
I was legitimately crying during this video. Hands down one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on RUclips
I keep watching this over and over again.
2:11 that eyeball has white sclera, considering the size and iris color it should be either human or some monster with a human-like eye.
it's shrektober again, can't wait for the sequel
This is fantastic. I am so excited for the next installment.
I can’t wait another year for more of this
This was fun. You guys are actually real life funny. I wanna hang out with y'all.
I DON'T want to wait another year for another one of these.
It’s shrektober again
Man its like Christmas has come early with all this content. I really fuckin needed this today.
Seriously, between this and Axe ‘Em.
Damned funny shit.
Video was waaay better than I expected. Can't wait for next year's.
Okay, this is epic.
Oh thank god.
This was great please do more!
The beginning of a great time old tradition
6:58 pov: your nightwing in injustice
LMFAOOOOOO that shouldn't be funny, but it is
Lol hahaha 😂
"And then next year we're gonna watch Shrek 2"
So that was a fucking lie
CampyClaptrap How dumb do you feel right now?
Love the videos Marcus keep it up!!!
I cant wait to see you guys watch over Shrek 5 in 2022, happy halloween cos
God I don’t want to wait a year for the next movie
*Waiting for Shrektober 2 patiently*
This is hilarious!!!!!! I had to watch twice because I laughed the entire first time!!!! 😂😂😂
Awesome content cosmonaut! This was funny
The scene when shrek fights like 40 gaurds at the end is literally the Homebase employees stopping me eating paint.
shrek's chest thing is his weighted training gear
I laughed so hard at this video. Instant subscriber. Keep it up brother
Happy Halloween Cosmos!!!
I can't just have e this October I need this shit all year around
The sequel to this is at haaandddd
Best video I’ve seen in a while
I love these so much
Anyone remember that time this video was labeled for kids
still waiting for na shrektober 2019
My lungs hurt now! Thank you, keep up the great work!
I can not wait another year for shrek 2, i need all the cosmonaut reviews of the shrek cinematic universe this year.
Greeting cosmonauts 😎 missed y'all
Meghan more sleepy time please
I knew Shrek shat on Disney, but I never knew Farquad was modeled after Eisner specifically.
....
I can't unsee this.
I bet that in the next Shrek movie, the new villain is based off Bob Igor.
Can't wait for this year's Shrektober.
I didnt know i needed this....
thanks
marcus you have the *best* laugh
Somebody once told me that i was a piece of shit and they were right
This was awesome to watch
I actually just watched this yesterday, so seeing this was a nice way to confirm that I'm not crazy for simultaneously loving and hating this movie. Also the droideka superspeed bit had me in tears.