Half-Life Alyx - I SMELL PENNIES (Part 2) - Funny Highlights

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  • I smell pennies.
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  • @meetthenefrost3k
    @meetthenefrost3k 4 года назад +1848

    "your gonna become big and strong"
    *Nanos flashback on black mesa*
    "Just stay tiny and cute"_Nano

    • @wolfxiv9622
      @wolfxiv9622 4 года назад +35

      Gonarch (the giant) is the final stage of life of a headcrab

    • @spinosaurus9518
      @spinosaurus9518 4 года назад +16

      @@wolfxiv9622 a weird thing is gonarch actually carries live baby headcrabs in her

    • @FinePixCZ
      @FinePixCZ 4 года назад +7

      That sh*t just killed me lol

    • @thatstahlhelmwehrmachtguy9605
      @thatstahlhelmwehrmachtguy9605 3 года назад +2

      Nice 666 likes

    • @brunocruz2680
      @brunocruz2680 3 года назад +3

      Nano actually gave you a heart wow..

  • @ericmaldonado9074
    @ericmaldonado9074 4 года назад +323

    "the bridge is not moving Alyx"
    "I know"
    **Start flipping all the lever**
    *Black hole eats bridge*
    "The bridge is now moving"

  • @thedavester6575
    @thedavester6575 4 года назад +1984

    The pigeon story made me laugh more than it should've

    • @miguelc.g.8548
      @miguelc.g.8548 4 года назад +95

      You can just HEAR the hate in his voice, it's amazing

    • @ravengenavia1933
      @ravengenavia1933 4 года назад +63

      That's actually the first.time i saw him rage so hard even tho its just a pigeon

    • @JThyroid
      @JThyroid 4 года назад +43

      I didn’t laugh at all. I know exactly what he went through. My bedroom at my parents house is close to the pond in the back yard. There are these toads that let out a sustained shriek whenever they’re horny. A neighbor’s kid thought they were a lady screaming. I had to listen to those screaming toads every night for several years. I am so glad that I moved out.
      I now have an extreme hatred for a specific species of toad.

    • @onatyungul872
      @onatyungul872 4 года назад +20

      @@JThyroid I dont "hate" pigeons but i hate their coc*yness a lot. They try to nest in my kitchen, my room, our bathroom (everywhere) because of that i cant leave any room with their windows open; they come instantly (even when im in the room and soo -ing them all day long. I turn my head and boom there they f.ing are.

    • @piraente6514
      @piraente6514 4 года назад +6

      At least only 6am not 5am, f* sparrows. ;-;

  • @enricohepner
    @enricohepner 4 года назад +168

    6:00 I was like "Oh cool! Nano can read Russian alphabet!". Then I noticed the English word under.

    • @user-zq8kv5oc3l
      @user-zq8kv5oc3l 4 года назад +8

      same

    • @scp_035
      @scp_035 4 года назад +8

      а ты че думал?)

    • @PetraRal
      @PetraRal 3 года назад +1

      Russian alphabet

    • @NothingToPutHeeeere
      @NothingToPutHeeeere 3 года назад +1

      bu- but it was spanish- or - or- i don't know but it was tarantula not tarantul

    • @enricohepner
      @enricohepner 3 года назад

      @@NothingToPutHeeeere i'm pretty sure that if it wasn't English, it would be Latin, because i can't think of a scenario where Russian text is primary and Spanish secondary

  • @skyperskyte
    @skyperskyte 4 года назад +716

    Pigeons : "......rru"
    Nano : *You dare oppose me mortal*

  • @inguunenkhtaivan9146
    @inguunenkhtaivan9146 4 года назад +95

    Dolphins have returned in Italy.
    Meanwhile in Portugal: *Pigeons are ringing at 6 A.M

    • @tommy_gamez8984
      @tommy_gamez8984 4 года назад +7

      this is the only comment that made me laugh (and it was original) you need more likes, most of the comments are something that nano said or he did or ctrl v and ctrl c.

  • @SorcererSindriMyr
    @SorcererSindriMyr 4 года назад +699

    as one wise man said: ''One does not simply like Pigeons.''

    • @seeeddie850
      @seeeddie850 4 года назад +4

      Didn't that same man also say S*** 3 times during and after that statement about pidgeons?

    • @TechStomperGaming
      @TechStomperGaming 4 года назад +1

      Tell that to saint-14 in destiny 2

    • @cmcphotography1
      @cmcphotography1 4 года назад +1

      @@seeeddie850 *Hey VSauce Micheal here, did the past really happen?*

    • @dasmuta8211
      @dasmuta8211 4 года назад

      There is one right now calling every day by my portland home God I feal ya nano I killed all dem birds in fable on the old xbox lol

    • @loganervin1562
      @loganervin1562 4 года назад

      Oh shit brother santodes is here to convince

  • @Decimare
    @Decimare 4 года назад +82

    Pigeons = Rats with wings. Never questioned your hatred my dude, understand it so much

  • @NykVerse
    @NykVerse 4 года назад +962

    "A good bug is a dead bug, oh no"
    -Cute nano 2020

    • @sundancetitan5675
      @sundancetitan5675 4 года назад +13

      I know a quote
      Good boy eat up breakfast is the most important meal of the day
      -nano black mesa

    • @TheBestOfLeafyman
      @TheBestOfLeafyman 4 года назад +9

      I liked more that it was a Starship Troopers reference

    • @SgtSarge-bd4mt
      @SgtSarge-bd4mt 4 года назад +4

      He's doing his part.

    • @hngh6404
      @hngh6404 4 года назад +1

      Can I please get a time stamp?

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад

      i like how you had to specifiy which nano

  • @chaosmiles07
    @chaosmiles07 4 года назад +13

    Nano: _uploads Alyx video_
    Me: "SUSTENANCE!"

  • @joaoparracho6986
    @joaoparracho6986 4 года назад +702

    7:04
    *Has 1.5 hearts* "I'm at half-life" *Slowly prepares a dab*
    hate you so much for that joke.

  • @tomrogers4667
    @tomrogers4667 Год назад +6

    I like how you froze the cam on the door mine. Always love your narration.

  • @user-xp8nq5mf9y
    @user-xp8nq5mf9y 4 года назад +420

    Honestly the only thing that made me happy this day.

    • @dedsecwd
      @dedsecwd 4 года назад +3

      me to bruh

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 года назад +1

      what about this comrade? ruclips.net/video/9iNxhEn-9D4/видео.html
      i haven't seen cats during quarantine and that makes me sad :(

    • @hansm_0161
      @hansm_0161 4 года назад +2

      @Simo Häyhä B-but I'm Hans too :(

    • @buildblue2887
      @buildblue2887 4 года назад

      Y

    • @evanv7420
      @evanv7420 3 года назад +1

      @@hansm_0161 their can be multiple hans, Hans

  • @mocas1441
    @mocas1441 4 года назад +45

    Oh, I didn't know Nano was from Portugal.
    *PORTUGAL CARALHO*

    • @Johnny-fy2hz
      @Johnny-fy2hz 4 года назад +3

      eu tive a mesma reação

    • @pactw2
      @pactw2 4 года назад +4

      ta na descricao do canal dele acho mas anyway PORTUGAAAL CARALHOOO

  • @millsjaco
    @millsjaco 4 года назад +234

    Americans:
    Let's negotiate!
    *Doesn`t work*
    LETS USE VIOLENCE
    *Doesn`t work*
    No more options

  • @Jake_is_English
    @Jake_is_English 3 года назад +8

    2:45 "Requesting friendlies"
    Heavy: HELP!

  • @alimplays334
    @alimplays334 4 года назад +123

    Nano: sees a glitch.
    Also nano: my whole life is ruined.
    Me watching the video: I know buddy, these monsters.

  • @infamousimmortal6598
    @infamousimmortal6598 4 года назад +5

    8:42
    *Nano:* this one?
    *Russ:* Why is the bridge not moving?
    *Nano:* this one this one this one this one
    *Nano:* Oh it’s moving now!
    Cracks me up

  • @patrickmatthewmendoza969
    @patrickmatthewmendoza969 4 года назад +73

    "Rest in liquid"

  • @kcnt1
    @kcnt1 4 года назад +21

    “Half Life three confirmed!” YES!!!

  • @isaachernadez9765
    @isaachernadez9765 4 года назад +30

    "Its afraid!" I love starship troopers

  • @boodymohamedali8572
    @boodymohamedali8572 4 года назад +194

    Nano is the person that everyone wishes to be their boyfriend
    No homo.

  • @luisjesus2276
    @luisjesus2276 4 года назад +287

    Didn't know Nano is Portuguese and to that I say Caralho!

  • @alexbelgamer
    @alexbelgamer 8 месяцев назад +9

    2024 and half life three isn’t even announced 😢

  • @hebicatchan8360
    @hebicatchan8360 4 года назад +74

    " Jeff's gonna give it to ya "

  • @arneberthold7436
    @arneberthold7436 4 года назад +12

    0:40
    you get the xen bomb by Scratching his "balls",it will release it for a few second,so you can grab

    • @rolux4853
      @rolux4853 3 года назад

      If only everything in this world would be as easy as scratching someone’s balls..

    • @arneberthold7436
      @arneberthold7436 3 года назад +1

      @@rolux4853 Did you ever try..... Maybe its that easy

    • @rolux4853
      @rolux4853 3 года назад +1

      @@arneberthold7436 I’ll ask my boss the next time I see him!

  • @racoonbot3720
    @racoonbot3720 4 года назад +22

    1:48 You though it was an alien but it was me DIO all the time.
    WRYYYYY

  • @poisenbery
    @poisenbery 3 года назад +6

    0:46
    OK this took me a while to figure out, but....you gotta go up to the thing and give it pats on the tummy like a good boi, and it'll hand over the grenade.
    You have to be NICE to the pewplant, and it spawns infinite grenades for you.

  • @dankcitrus42
    @dankcitrus42 4 года назад +37

    nano: I THOUGHT IT WAS SLEEPING!
    also nano: bangs on the window and waking it up

    • @tommy_gamez8984
      @tommy_gamez8984 4 года назад +2

      yes he did. You watched the video, nice job

  • @DenlixCutix
    @DenlixCutix 4 года назад +3

    2:04 looks like a bad guy is a tf2 fan

  • @kingismail26
    @kingismail26 4 года назад +19

    2:50 Nano thanks a box smh

  • @saddogofwisdom8103
    @saddogofwisdom8103 4 года назад +8

    “Damn, I’m at half life.”
    *proceeds to look up and point silently and awkwardly at the air for making such a bad pun that i had to make this comment*

  • @alejandrofrade325
    @alejandrofrade325 4 года назад +9

    Omg that story at the end about the pigeons is just hilarious....

  • @aTronfan
    @aTronfan 11 месяцев назад +1

    "i am heavy weapons guy" "and i am in credit card debt"

  • @lavaavalon
    @lavaavalon 4 года назад +9

    10:22 what do you see on the right of the screen?
    Its G-man!!!!!

  • @joshlol_3540
    @joshlol_3540 3 года назад +3

    Nano: I want you to be big and strong
    Gets wwII memories: you know what nvm i dont want you to be big gerbil

  • @pedroinacio1082
    @pedroinacio1082 4 года назад +5

    12:10 "this is portugal"
    me: so we suffer from the those f*ckers

  • @adamjohnson8318
    @adamjohnson8318 4 года назад +3

    Loved the starship troopers references picked up on the only good bug is a dead bug from rico

  • @vin9865
    @vin9865 4 года назад +14

    let's to see why Nano heat at the pigeons xD

  • @RyanCooperEN
    @RyanCooperEN 4 года назад +6

    Pigeon story 10:55

  • @ninjared1607
    @ninjared1607 3 года назад +4

    8:20 as someone who has hit the wall many times with force I come to inform you, that does actually hurt quite a bit

  • @sharp_object2148
    @sharp_object2148 2 года назад +2

    4:19 did you hear the headcrab scream poor headcrab he didn’t deserve that

  • @MINSUNG_B_2003
    @MINSUNG_B_2003 4 года назад +5

    1:55 cute in korean 귀여워? Thats what i heard lol

  • @forsagebone
    @forsagebone 4 года назад +2

    "They would just land here on the roof right outside my window, and then they would go: *pigeon noise*
    That made me lose my shit xD

  • @chaoscrew1300
    @chaoscrew1300 3 года назад +3

    3:34 Warden be like

  • @victortitov1740
    @victortitov1740 3 года назад +2

    Really love that "minor bug is a complete immersion breaker" trolling @ 9:41 . I have seen complaints like this all over the vr discussions and they really piss me off!

  • @ginobarsotti2455
    @ginobarsotti2455 4 года назад +8

    I thought there will never be a second part. I'm glad I was wrong.

  • @Dominik-sn5rj
    @Dominik-sn5rj 4 года назад +11

    0:29 strangers who I just introduced myself to:

  • @chuckle5253
    @chuckle5253 2 месяца назад +3

    "Twelfth of June 2024 is when half life 3 will be released"
    Nano you lied

  • @Pantherman1979
    @Pantherman1979 4 года назад +1

    Nano, I agree with you one hundred percent. I lived in a home that as a child had MANY trees on the block. Every fucking summer those disease ridden rats with wings would come and shit the entire place up soooooo badly. The smell was gagging and the shit was everywhere, fucking everywhere. The sidewalks, the yard, the streets; no getting away from it.

  • @deiaamohammed-6776
    @deiaamohammed-6776 3 года назад +5

    11:34 hhahahahahah

  • @sam-bf1tx
    @sam-bf1tx 4 года назад +1

    FINALLY ive been waiting 2 months for this

  • @Zyriak_55
    @Zyriak_55 3 года назад +6

    Nano: La cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no puede caminar
    Subtitles: dont use drugs

  • @valek8331
    @valek8331 4 года назад

    Alyx: Name a song
    Rus: Flight of the bumblebee
    Alyx:*Plays it perfectly 3 times*
    Rus: That's... That's just bullshit

  • @фицяВ
    @фицяВ 4 года назад +8

    7:27
    It can be seen that he can pronounce Spanish or Portuguese quite well

    • @winternightst7001
      @winternightst7001 3 года назад +1

      That was spanish, he was singing a famous kid song here

    • @zachkoptun9637
      @zachkoptun9637 Год назад

      Well that's pretty unsuprising considering he's Portuguese

    • @фицяВ
      @фицяВ Год назад

      ​@@zachkoptun9637that comment was made literally 3 years ago

    • @The.Ghost.0_0
      @The.Ghost.0_0 Год назад

      I remembered a bulgarian meme😅

    • @thepotatopolice9272
      @thepotatopolice9272 11 месяцев назад +1

      Can always remember when my father was horrified to acknowledge that La Cucaracha meant the cockroach. He’d take some beverage from the fridge and sing that song, shake it on the left then right. Hilarious.

  • @indrektapalt3252
    @indrektapalt3252 4 года назад +1

    3:18 oh you were not the only one, when i was in the elevator i crapped my pants when jeff ran in

  • @Unsaltedmargarine
    @Unsaltedmargarine 3 месяца назад +3

    It’s almost twelfth of June 2024, can’t wait for half life 3

  • @hunterchumbley4914
    @hunterchumbley4914 3 года назад +2

    Why is nano the most casual funniest person ever😂

  • @blitz2264
    @blitz2264 4 года назад +7

    I always had a feeling that Nano was Portuguese

  • @saintslurs
    @saintslurs 3 года назад +2

    "Oh its moving now!"
    *bridge gets sucked*

  • @trikholit7064
    @trikholit7064 4 года назад +3

    Random guy: * touches heavy's gun *
    Heavy: 2:04

  • @woxyuu4185
    @woxyuu4185 3 года назад

    zombies in half life: i smell pennies :>
    zombies in other games:i gonna eat your brain instantly but i AAA *gun shoots*

  • @reesespuffs1943
    @reesespuffs1943 3 месяца назад +4

    0:58 You lied :(

  • @AtlasTheCatYT
    @AtlasTheCatYT 2 месяца назад

    7:03 " Damn, i'm at *half life!* "
    *smug face intensifies*

  • @jappan-2811
    @jappan-2811 3 года назад +6

    E eu todos estes dias querendo saber por que o Nano sabe algumas expressões em português. Haha

  • @aravindrao3052
    @aravindrao3052 3 года назад +1

    Pigeon: ruu....
    Nano: So you have chosen DEATH

  • @JerryTheGuyAgain945
    @JerryTheGuyAgain945 2 месяца назад +4

    well its the 30th of June 2024 and still no half life 3 so this aged

  • @matthewplaysgamez8676
    @matthewplaysgamez8676 4 года назад +1

    4:39 "lmao glass goes puff"

  • @maxjp3429
    @maxjp3429 4 года назад +8

    2:35 just my timestamp

    • @WW1N73R
      @WW1N73R 3 года назад

      ABOUT THAT BEAR I OWE YA

  • @noobgasgaming8541
    @noobgasgaming8541 3 года назад +1

    Me feed a neighbor dog
    Having a 10 years flashback:
    12:30
    Me: 0|_|0

  • @felixbui9818
    @felixbui9818 3 месяца назад +3

    “12th of june 2024” 13th of june 2024…

  • @bryoncastor633
    @bryoncastor633 2 года назад

    8:23 I get the reference
    Family when Peter fell on his knee and started saying aaa silently

  • @hindenpeter1
    @hindenpeter1 4 года назад +5

    What's the whole point of cencorship RUclips when there's RUclips kids

    • @Kwasmo
      @Kwasmo 3 года назад

      People (kids especially) don't actually use youtube kids since most things like comments are disabled.

  • @jesseservin4012
    @jesseservin4012 4 года назад

    I just love the the explosive just comes flying towards nano at 2:24. I completely lost it 🤣

  • @shadowfigure001
    @shadowfigure001 Месяц назад +4

    HL3 didnt released on 12th June 2024...

    • @Gykzty
      @Gykzty 18 дней назад

      aww man

  • @mateoibarra9333
    @mateoibarra9333 2 года назад

    7:27
    Axel kss:yo no tengo hermano
    Nano:HERMANO!

  • @manny9216
    @manny9216 4 года назад +3

    6:50 think they wanted to give you a hand, idk.

  • @Ghost741SC
    @Ghost741SC 2 года назад

    Pigeon exist
    Nano: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legend!

  • @juniedee9047
    @juniedee9047 4 года назад +5

    Y u no add “my name Jeff”? The Tweenies are gonna be disappointed

    • @tommy_gamez8984
      @tommy_gamez8984 4 года назад +1

      because dead meme. but still would be funny

  • @mardhiahmusa
    @mardhiahmusa 4 года назад +1

    Finally, after watching all those depressing tlou2 gameplays, im glad nano posted a video that could lift this downed mood :')

  • @nickyboyfromhell
    @nickyboyfromhell 4 года назад +4

    Nano, when i grow up, i`m gonna be the same age as today... because i`m already old.

  • @forsagebone
    @forsagebone 4 года назад +1

    8:09 that was awesome

  • @timur5241
    @timur5241 4 года назад +5

    I only now realised that you're portuguese, and now I know why you and your gf have weird accent.

  • @TigaToonsELTiagor
    @TigaToonsELTiagor 10 месяцев назад

    Omds, um youtuber português fixe! São raros nestes dias. Gostei muito do vídeo, espero ver mais assim.

  • @hipeopleidkwhatisgoingon
    @hipeopleidkwhatisgoingon 3 года назад +1

    My pigeon story was when I was on holidays with my family and we went to this awesome buffet place, it was like *Sooo* big and like it was so big they even did church masses there on sundays after brunch and it was awesome like the food there was great, but the thing about the pigeons was that the building was open, it just had pillars supporting the like 25ft ceiling on the edges and in the middle, but there was no glass or even netting in between the spaces of the pillars, so birds could fly in and out easily to grab food and junk on the floor, but then one morning a pigeon came in and pooped RIGHT ON MY HEAD, LIKE RIGHT ON MY BRIGHT GINGER HAIR, and like I didn’t eat crap after that, but since it was such a good place we went back the next day, had brunch, and blah blah blah, all fine, but the day after when we went for brunch it was all going fine, until, The Pigeon came, and guess what.
    It pooped ON ME *AGAIN* but in a worse spot, RIGHT IN MY EYE, I WENT THE WHOLE TRIP BACK TO OUR UNIT TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH BIRD POOP ON MY EYELID

  • @eltonmodz
    @eltonmodz 3 года назад +1

    Hi nano I'm Brazilian and I follow your videos and RUclips recommended this old one of yours. I'm laughing too hard with your videos. I still train my curses in English. hahahahah

  • @gamesgo6724
    @gamesgo6724 3 года назад +1

    11:28 enemy dropping lol just look someone with a parchute.

  • @thefriendlybot1485
    @thefriendlybot1485 Год назад

    11:49 Nano's pigeon impression was amazing

  • @konstantin88181
    @konstantin88181 4 года назад

    3:20 Exactly =) to show this game on a flat screen, is like describing something to a person born blind...

  • @GEA_RuthlessKillaz35
    @GEA_RuthlessKillaz35 2 года назад +1

    The pigeon story had me laughing to death.

  • @brentbucaling8229
    @brentbucaling8229 3 года назад +1

    "Stay tiny and cute" HAHAHAHA made my day.

  • @TheKevphil
    @TheKevphil 4 года назад +1

    That game is just amazing visually. And it's VR! Wow.

  • @mwbgaming28
    @mwbgaming28 2 года назад +1

    As someone who has to clean pigeon shit off my solar array literally EVERY FUCKING DAY
    I share your seething hatred for pigeons

  • @Deniswizard
    @Deniswizard 4 года назад

    2:04
    The combine : i am heavy weapons guy
    TF2 flashback intensesifies

  • @rafiadilahsuad8227
    @rafiadilahsuad8227 2 года назад +1

    11:54 the bird just wanna say. Get the fuck up. This is morning

  • @ofianggaseanharvey5641
    @ofianggaseanharvey5641 9 месяцев назад

    Nano: oh can-can i have 1
    Plant: NO I WANT IT AND BACK OFF
    **nano shoots plant**
    Nano:it don work what now?
    0:38

  • @lordwintertown8284
    @lordwintertown8284 4 года назад

    Got to the end & just realised the joke about smelling pennies.... yeah that's a cursed one, lmfao. at least it wasn't at the recycling bin bit...

  • @mrsun5076
    @mrsun5076 3 года назад +1

    I laughed so hard when a combine threw what I'm assuming a gun

  • @Hyde-dg7ef
    @Hyde-dg7ef 4 года назад

    I think that big 4 legged bug at the end is the adult form of a headcrab.

  • @superwarpig13
    @superwarpig13 4 года назад

    Other RUclipsrs: Limbo through or defuse trip mines
    Nano: *boom*