Start Of Video Dan: *dying inside* *embodiment of hatred and wanting to be anywhere else* End Of Video Dan: "I had the better kangaroo! I had the better sassy hand!"
Phil: *is sad* I had the kangaroo, I had the sassy hand-- Dan: *whirls around phil with pure confidence* I HAD THE *BETTER* KANGAROO, I HAD THE *BETTER* SASSY HAND
insomniiart this is worldwide official Binge Watch Old Dan And Phil Vids Week - it may actually take several weeks to watch them all, but that's okay. Enjoy.
+Jay Marcos this is the second time i have watched this and when i heard that i melted Awww their fighting over me i feel special! so i know how you must feel right now
Phil: "All or nothing." Dan: "In Halo 3 I lost to all or nothing, so why should I do it this time?" Phil: "Because friendship?" Dan: "Ill do it for them" Me: "Utterly shook."
"I'm gonna kangaroo flop out of the room. Am I still in the room? This is a really wide shot, isn't it?" "...Just leave" "I'm going" Why do I find this so cute?
It’s cloudy Sunday afternoon in 2015, you are re watching dan and Phil videos bc u have nothing better to do. U feel slightly depressed bc school is tomorrow, even though school wasn’t the slightest bit stressful in 2015. Life is good.
why did no one mention how much dan seemed to care when phil was breathing heavily. “are you okay?” and “oh dear, thats bad” that was the cutest thing ever
I can’t believe this was 6 years ago, I feel so old now. I remember being a sophomore when this video came out. I’m now 21 it’s crazy as hell looking back at these videos
I regret a lot because at first I loved Dan and only watched him. But I just thought Phil was his unpopular friend. I was so wrong. I regret a lot as I said. I probably disappointed a lot of the phandom just now lol
I feel like this is the first time seeing Dan being physically active.
#BeAfraidofTheBalloon
Lynn Matungo same
i thought that said "attractive" and i was like u blind? but true doe xD
what about the DDR thing on dansinotinteresting?
Prøbably nøt! At the discø I said the first time i've seen him.
“Sassy hand. Other one, wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle.”
I want Dan to be my dance instructor
Booper Boops dance dans
Daniel Howell our freestyle dance teacher
Booper Boops sameeeeee im crying 😂😂😂😂😂
Same.
He could be you DANce teacher 😆
I guess you could say dan puts the “dan” in “dancing”
Haha.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
wow that is amazing
Hah.
SNFNSNFNSNFDJDNBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LDJDKSKSJSKANSK LMAO
Start Of Video Dan: *dying inside* *embodiment of hatred and wanting to be anywhere else*
End Of Video Dan: "I had the better kangaroo! I had the better sassy hand!"
character development lol
@@ryleywalden9970 😂😂😂
literally me with group activities
He's right though. I can see why he won, his dance moves were on point!
Hahahaha I love him
"and this week on dance moms, we welcome daddy dan and phi phi"
Regan Dill 😂😂😂😂
Pls make this happen
YES. The funny thing is because they are so tall, I want to see them stand next to the mini team xD
Arti Patel especially lilly cuz shes smol
phil’s mum is great
totally irrelevant but
Phil: *is sad* I had the kangaroo, I had the sassy hand--
Dan: *whirls around phil with pure confidence* I HAD THE *BETTER* KANGAROO, I HAD THE *BETTER* SASSY HAND
Today is a weird day...
i saw this before i watched the video and was so confused
Twenty One Lyrics |-/
Riarkle_ Babe that's the only reason I came here can you please tell me when it id
Riarkle_ Babe he's such a little kiddo tho
Dan- "Dancing King--"
Phil- *pops balloon in Dan's face*
Dan- "SWEET HONEY FLAKES JESUS CHRIST!"
Phil- *laughing* "I got him!"
THATS MY FAVORITE PART
ThunderMist 36 whennn
When
ThunderMist 36 I wish that was my notification noise
"SWEET HONEY BLOODY JESUS CHRIST!"
Hearing them accurately pronounce “Dan vs. Phil” is weird after becoming used to “deeeeernveeersusfeeeeel.”
or just "didlejskdkxncnsdj vreseesee phiiiiieuejskxkdkdklll"
Now it's just
*crickets*
It went:
Dan verses Phil,
Dan Vs Phil,
Danvfil,
*_Choking noises,_*
*_bomb noises from the mouth,_*
*_~silence~_*
@@emilykalunga3510 *cries*
Emily Kalunga oh. that hurt.
Guys...Dan was on fire the whole time.
This needs more attention....
I was about to say this such irony I was like are they going to mention it I'm waiting
Brittney Fraser Ohh the irony lol
yOU MADE ME LAUGH SO LOUD I SCARED MY CAT AND SHE TRIED TO ATTACK ME
I love you for this
6:40 It said that Dan was on fire.
*universe implodes*
I legit was looking through the comments for this
I know right
THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. THANKS, JUST DANCE.
+Jenny Genova omigosh you noticed
+CrayCray Cake me too
6:44
Dan: goes for a high five
Phil: doesn’t respond
Dan: goes for a hug
Phil: still doesn’t respond
Dan: gives up entirely
Dan and Phil in a nutshell... Dan stalking Phil and Phil trying to have nothing to do with him.
Dan being secretly obsessive vs Phil being obscenely oblivious.
I didn't notice that XD
Just here binging old dan and phil vids so i can feel 13 again before i go off to uni
insomniiart this is worldwide official Binge Watch Old Dan And Phil Vids Week - it may actually take several weeks to watch them all, but that's okay. Enjoy.
I'm in the exact same situation I can't--
Me too hehe
Same here actually xD r.i.p Childhood
Oh gosh me too 😂😂
oKAY BUT PHIL PRANKING DAN VIOLENTLY THEN FINISHIG WITH AN ADORABLE I GOT HIM MAKES ME DIE IN PEACE
Dagger Rose ^-^
YOUR PROFILE PIC IS BOOTIFULLLLLL
Dagger Rose 1k likes because YES
Dan totally deserved it though
2 years later, I just noticed they're name's are 'Funky' and 'Baby' ... 😂
Tegan Rose I was just about to say that
well the names are assigned by the wii ;)
My little crazy world You can change them!
Hey secret name twin 😂
Tegan Rose That's how it is in it. The choices are limited. Or at least I couldn't change them 😂
Dan being childish and running on the couch in victory and then Phil scaring him with the balloon is the most adorable hilarious thing ever
What year is it?
@@ma12ba12 Are you being a troll?
@@Sheamuscz yes they're being Gamzee
sassy hand
Sassy hand
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Shimmy shimmy
3:34 Dan: "Pretend we're fighting over you"
Me: "OKAY I'M FINE WITH THAT"
ME TOO xD
YES.
sAME
SAAAAAMMEEEE expet team Phil
+Rebecca Koerner SAME
"Sassy hand, sassy hand. Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle. WOOH!"
Vyladimir Crafts ikr 😂
omg i read that as they were saying it, MIND FUCK
CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS-
"pretend we are fighting over you" it's the 4th time i watch this video and i never heard that before i'm crying
+Jay Marcos Don't cry, craft
I was all like, you don't have to fight. your actions will be ignored phil I am sorry but dan looks FABULOUS
+brianna vore no leave that in 2015
ikr I watched that part like 5 times to make sure I heard it right also I wonder if anyone did imagine that I did
+Jay Marcos this is the second time i have watched this and when i heard that i melted Awww their fighting over me i feel special! so i know how you must feel right now
Did anyone notice that they’ve definitely already played Toxic before this
Jenna Schrock what no where whAT
Miku Chan tf how are we both watching this one day apart this is from 2015 i've found you hi lmao
anibel bananibel Lmao Hi
Dan has definitely done it at least 5 times before
Yeah, it has a score under it
Dan saw his life flash before his eyes when phil popped the ballon
"Dancing king... SWEET HONEY FLAKES JESUS CHRIST"
omg yes i was looking through the comments to see if anyone said that.
Senior quote
I always heard sweet holy twenty fuck Jesus Christ and I was soo confused haha
XD
I heard SWEET HOLY...JESUS CHRIST
I actually choked when Phil said 'Britney is inside me'😂😂
It's lady door's precursor
Same since my name IS Britney
Phil: "All or nothing."
Dan: "In Halo 3 I lost to all or nothing, so why should I do it this time?"
Phil: "Because friendship?"
Dan: "Ill do it for them"
Me: "Utterly shook."
Awww
I NEED A 2018 VERSION PLEASE THANK YOU
Hannah Xx same 😂
Hannah Xx YASSSSSSSSSSS that sounds AWESOME! They really should!
Hannah Xx yesss
Hannah Xx y word
Yaaasssssss
Ahh... back when "dan vs phil" was still actual words
Exactly 100
That will never happen now
Back then: DAN VERSUS PHIL!!
Now: DLBLAAHHHHH BOUSFFFSSSSSS FRRLRRLLRLRLR
Then: Dan vs Phil!!!
Now: *explosions* puahhhufahuhf hfhaifskhfaslg hiagkagnvk
Back then: Dan VS Phil
Now: ExPloSiOnS, hah ph
Saw the title.... clicked 'like', favourited and shared before watching. Eleven minutes of pure, unadulterated joy watching this.
Dan was on fire.
thesheepthatwentmooo Yas he was! I liked it too XD love your videos
JESUS CHRIST YOURE BLOODY EVERYWHERE
YOU'RE EVERYWHERE OMG
thesheepthatwentmooo WHY R U EVERYWHERE?
"i had the better kangaroo, and the better sassy hand"
inspirational quote from dan
I guess you can say he's the DANcing queen!
oh my god the puns
that is what I was thinking the whole time i am glad you agree
Don't play on words
CRAFT!!
Hannah Miyeko haha very funny
Badum TSSSS
"I'm gonna kangaroo flop out of the room. Am I still in the room? This is a really wide shot, isn't it?"
"...Just leave"
"I'm going"
Why do I find this so cute?
I find it so adorable you don't understand!
Bkz u are in the phandom
Hey Dil are you... Dan and Phil's love child, please answer!
HInYourFace D ive been telling them for god knows how long
DiamondOreMan He does minecraft hello phandom member
Anyone else notice the irony when dan won the second one and it said "on FIRE!!!!", I can't be be the only one can I
lydia pari YASS
lydia pari I was thinking about that too!
lydia pari finally someone says it!! Lol
lydia pari mee
I did, I thought they would notice it honestly xD
Its 2018 and now they have 3.000.000
lilypop 8X now 7,000,000
Lily Ormiston not on this channel
madiii d she means views
Jub109 ah
Wait isn't 3.000.000 just 3
I need more Dan and Phil dance-offs in my life.
we all do lets be honest
Same
ALL OF US DO
Yes pls
zeloo
Bad pun:
"Do you guys share the game?"
"No. It's JUST DAN'S"
Get out. Just get out...
Amazing
+Sara Night Exactly what I thought tbh
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
+Sara Night the game
7:13
when he says "because...friendship" dan gives in that is so cute
Ikr my life
yes....'friendship'
Dan and Phil 2015: 1million subscribers
Me 2019: if only they could see how far they've come
Literally
dead
PLAY THIS VIDEO AT MY FUNERAL.
Grace I want this at my funeral XD
yesss
Grace Same.
play this video during doomsday on earth
Same
Did anyone notice when Dan won the second round and the screen said 'on fire'?
Lauren Hannah The irony is everywhere
Yep
I just commented on that lol
For 5 minutes I sat here trying to find out what you meant 😂
Claire Molina lol. XD
WHERE IS MY 2M CELEBRATION VID. JUST DANCE PT 2
Same
YES!
It's sims
But for Kinect not wii!
+CuzzyBanter YASSSSSSSS
The Dan and phil board looks so empty.
Mackenzie Meier and now they literally can’t find a space for the stickers
I've returned to this video and yes it is
And now there's no more Dan vs Phil.. :(
Existential crisis moth rip dan vs phil
rip dan and phil gaming channel in general
"Pretend we are fighting over you"
DAN YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT
Ikr xD
I'm glad they know they just fought over a walrus and Dan won
Ikr! I think they want my inner fangirl to be released
"Pretend"
Me: well this is awkward I've been pretending for a quite a while now dan
I feLL oFF mY bED
It said Dan was "on fire".
Hehe
😂😂😂😂😂😂
+juliasveen I thought I might have been the only one who really thought that was funny. Thank you for also noticing it
Abby Tarte I LITERALLY CRIED :)
OMG SAME
+juliasveen don't cry, craft :3
I see now why Dan doesn't exercise. All of his careful steps to tame his hair go to pieces when he sweats.
Am currently dying of laughter
whenever they laugh or smile, my first thought always is "their so precious"
Has anyone noticed that dan is using the edgy black Wii remote😂
How on brand
You have 666 likes and I’m not ruining that.
Joeeey neither am I
Which bitch actually ruined it?
We attack at dawn
The game made a bad pun after round two:
Dan won and it said "On Fire." ...
yea i was about to comment that XD
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
+Rosemarie O'Riorden me too!! :D
I WAS ABOOT TO SAY
+Natalie Howlter (Natskinator) I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY WHO THAT NOTICED
omg im crying laughing when dan just flops on the floor scared to death of that balloon phil is evil lol
Zayda Mancl *crafting
🙂🙂🙂
Zayda Mancl Don't cry, CRAFT.
At the start: what could go wrong they said
Later in the video: phill is a danger to dan and himself
RIP chandelier
dan was going to hug phil
dAN wAs goINg TO huG PHiL
Freaking love your channel
When?
Sheepiesheep 93 around 6:47
I know... then camera....
Sheepiesheep 93 6:47
When the last dance says that dan is on fire (laughs)
Cassandra silly game, Dan is not on fire
Nikki Dash dani snot on fire
Relateable
did anyone else notice how it said dan was on fire?
I did!
Where?
Where?
Millie Rios at the end of the dances when they got their scores
Master Of Swag at the end of the dances when they got their scores
"I hope this wont be anything romantic" but i do tho! 😂😂
Blagh
Butt face!
How did you know!!!
....dude
Also Dan: it was so much more than romantic
I guess you could call it dirty DANcing...
OH LOOK A WINDOW I CAN ESCAPE FROM
+Syppre yea anyone's welcome tbh
+Cara Doyle Kinsella XD
*Jumps out of window*
Summersworld *catches with squareflake*
*closes the window so no one else can escape anymore*
Dan: Uh oh hope this isn't gonna be anything romantic~
Me: *I do*
That's what PHIL said
Rebecca Boo XD
Banana Joe Dan said it really sarcastic too. ;3
I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS OMF
+Banana Joe OMG yes!!!!!
"We aren't getting points for this so we're just roleplaying as Beyonce"
Phil: makes a deal so he can try to win***
Dan: " you do this every time!
Phil: does something cute***
Dan: "fiiiinnnnnneeee"
Dan: I hit the chandelier
How tall are you to hit the fcking chandelier??
Riri123334 You short peasants will never understand the struggles
They're both 6'3 so REALLY TALL
jonginmypie he is 6 foot 3 inches
jonginmypie they are really tall
6'3 to be exact
This is everything I've ever hoped for and more.
Same
SAME
Dil Howlter Dil it's a shame you didn't get to play the triangle in one of the songs
SweetPetsTv ™ omg ikr
it's the pinnacle of the universe, really, the climax of time
Dan won cuz he was Dan-cing
Sailor Meow IM CRAFTING
Sailor Meow OMG I laughed so freaking much when I read this
Sailor Meow You stole. That from someone
So dissapointed
Bend and snap! Dan does it better than Elle Woods
If Phil wasn't in this video it would be just DANce
Yessss
Now, it's just PHANce!
leave youtube
There's the fucking door
Damn it I was gonna make that joke XD
woah phil has a forehead
lol
ikr
+hi im hailee I thought there was going to just be a black hole under the finge
+hi im hailee THIS 69 LIKES :3
Wow Omfg I never new phil had a forehead
its cute/funny how dan has a black wii remote and phil has a white one
I just noticed•_0
+Duns for Hands aw i love your icon c:
+Duns for Hands AND USERNAME
+Quincy Ann ..thank you for proving I have no life
Duns for Hands sorry lol but i guess that says something about me too
we need a 2023 version of this
At 1.5/2 million subs they could do the Kinect version and see how long they can last in the endless mode.
YES
Pleaseeee!
My life would be complete
omgYESSSSSSSSSS
are you TRYING to kill them? but in all seriousness I would kill for that XD
Phil: She's covered in bees!
Dan: Ahh! Get them off me!
Me: *laugh then relates to that situation* Damn it...
does anyone else giggle a little bit when phil swears
Don't giggle
Craft
When does he swear
When
He said and I quote "I was only pretending to be bad so in the next round I kick your ass." When they are up to the second round
The sentence starts at exactly 5:00 just in case you were wondering.
It’s cloudy Sunday afternoon in 2015, you are re watching dan and Phil videos bc u have nothing better to do. U feel slightly depressed bc school is tomorrow, even though school wasn’t the slightest bit stressful in 2015. Life is good.
Why does this apply so accurately to my life ಥ◡ಥ
Dan : ''Pretend We're Fighting Over You''
Me : -Is In Need Of Oxygen-
ikr
I couldn't breathe I was screaming too much.
When was this
3:35
Same XD
Now they're so close to 3M subscribers. I'm crafting rn
Céline. Don't craft, craft.
Céline. Dont craft cry
don't craft, sweat from your eyelashes
Tvisha S. Yup!
now they have 3M
6:41 "ON FIRE"
SCREAMING BECAUSE
DAN
ON FIRE
SAME
YUSH SAMEEEEE OML 😂
HE LIED WHEN HE SAID HE WAS NOT ON FIRE!!!!
Does your songs know what you did in the dark
Molly Kiely SO LIGHT DAN UP UP UP LIGT HIM UP UP UP LIGHT HIM UP UP UP (HE'S ON FIRE)
why did no one mention how much dan seemed to care when phil was breathing heavily. “are you okay?” and “oh dear, thats bad” that was the cutest thing ever
DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE LEGALLY BLONDE REFERENCE?! 'Bend and snap!'
Dont notice the Legally Blonde reference
Craft
Maya DoesFnaf :3 MAKING ME CRINGE OVER HERE. god you're more of a meme than Dan
Miah Satterley DONT CRINGE
CRAFt
BamItzKenia DONT COMMENT ,,DONT CRINGE...CRAFT''
CRAFT
Maya DoesFnaf :3 But why do that when I can play.... THE GAME.
9:23 PHILS LITTLE FACE WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WON THIS IS TOO MUCH
Omg the pheels
IM DYING! THE PHEELS!! THE PHEEEEEELLLLLSSSS
***** HEEEEYYY
-HEEEYYYYY-
I actually went back and watched his face like 5 times omg
+XIXFandomsXIX ARMYYYYYYY
Petition for Phil to bring back the announcement moose
I can’t believe this was 6 years ago, I feel so old now. I remember being a sophomore when this video came out. I’m now 21 it’s crazy as hell looking back at these videos
Play : Watch video.
Replay : Watch Dan.
Replay : Watch Phil.
Literally my life.
exactly!! Only way to do it!
Replay : watch Dil Twerking on the couch
Dil Howlter HI IF U REPLY I WILL CRY X
SAME
7:56
-After all these years?
-Always
Dr Awesome NOOOOO
Dr Awesome nononono!!!
Dr Awesome s
Dr Awesome oh my god no. stop. the. feels.
Dr Awesome Aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww :(
"Aboot" WHY DO THEY THINK WE SAY THAT
+Nikki Randomix cause ur Canadian and please take back Justin Bieber he has to many bad song and he is just ew a big bag of nope
+RedDiamond's channel4life Canada doesn't want Justin Bieber he is a dISGRACE TO THE WORLd and we don't say aboot or eh... 0-0
He should go to the moon and never come back or have a spacesuit
+RedDiamond's channel4life Yee XD
YEET that was a vine in P.A
I can't believe this was five years ago and I'm only back because I'm bored during a global pandemic
same. I miss dnp
Dan: you're just watching this for our embarrassment, aren't you?
Me: no I'm just here to see you guys dance to toxic
Again
KitKat🙊 I literally re-watched this to see them dancing to Toxic.
Sassy pointing,the dance moves of the future
And giutareing
Sassy pose
They're Dan-cing because they are Phil-ling good about 1,000,000 subs :)
..... i'm not sorry
The exit is over there.
Leave... **points violently to door**
Do you see the door?
Excuse me? Could you please leave?
Jordyn Swanson you should be sorry.
So why haven’t they done a dan vs Phil guitar hero ?
Dan+Exercise=Win=IT CANT BE THE REAL DAN
Let's be honest, we all knew deep down inside Dan was going to win.
Aw I totally thought Phil would win. I blame the wii.
Same I blame the lame wii controls.
Dan shouldn't have got the extra thing, cuz you know, he's not on fire
Breigha Bear we all know that Dan is the most competitive between the two hahaha
Yeah...
Conspiracy theory: Avril lavigne died and was replaced by Dan Howell- a thread
*gets new notification from shane*
Katie Collier Yaaaaas
Katie Collier YASSSS bitch yasssss
Hope Adams call Shane Dawson
Hope Adams Great theory. MatPat should make a video about it!
I need this in 2024 please holy hell
omg no they would break so many bones 😂
yes omg. id be kinda worried for phil’s health tho honestly
Please do a Dan vs Phil karaoke?
hey gurl and yasssssss
YAS Please
Dan and Phil play singstar
Plssssssssssssssssssss
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes x100
the fact that they are tired during this but also have a full theatrical stage show makes me laugh
It kinda concerns me
They actually took up jogging so that they could increase their stamina
+Isha Jain oh wow
They gave up after a little
Dan vs Phil karaoke, please.
HOLY SHIT YES
YEESSS! I need that in my life.
YASSSSSSS
+Georgia Dee dan does actually have a nice voice
+Cuddly Carrot
so does phil did you see him singing
*Phil:* Because..
*Me:* "You love me!"
*Phil:* Friendship
*Me:* damn it! Close enough..
Not at all? This was a long time ago, what are you doing watching this video now?
6:45-6:48
Did Dan Try Hug Phil?tHATS ACTUALLY SO ADORABLE
+mistletoextroye Philly why did you reject him?!
r00d
Yeah it is!!! xD
Thank you, I thought I was the only one who notice. XD
I noticed that too!
+mistletoextroye OH MA GOWD
this is the first dan and Phil video I have ever watched...
I'm really happy I watched this
Panic!AtTwentyOnePityParties Welcome to the phandom! ... Good luck.
Welcome to a hole you may never get out of!
This was my first video too
I think PINOF 1 was my first video... but WAY later than when it was uploaded
I regret a lot because at first I loved Dan and only watched him. But I just thought Phil was his unpopular friend. I was so wrong. I regret a lot as I said. I probably disappointed a lot of the phandom just now lol
_He's even a danger to himself_
Inuyasha TT i read that as it happened
we need a 2024 version of this
Dan: I just hit the chandelier
Me: YOU HAVE A CHANDLIER!!!!!
I have one.... but half of the bulbs don't work -.-
Dans gonna swiiiiiiiing from the chaaaaAAAAnddEeeEElliiEEERRRR
I was gonna comment that this is fancy shit compared to my basic stuff
fancy bois
It came with the house
We need a just dance part 2
On the Kinect this time though
YES YES
I'll tell Phil
yes
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i want them to do more just dance im OBSESSED
just *DANce*