Halloween Baking - MONSTER POPS!

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 38 тыс.

  • @theresurrectionist9710
    @theresurrectionist9710 8 лет назад +2445

    phil: "make a spooky noise"
    dan: *moans*

  • @whatthe7107
    @whatthe7107 7 лет назад +2324

    P "hey dan"
    P "what's a vampires favourite fruit"
    D *sigh*" a blood orange"
    P"a NECTARINE!"
    D " OH FOR FUK SAKE"

    • @sharenivadivel4984
      @sharenivadivel4984 7 лет назад +2

      What The iii

    • @missmousebean
      @missmousebean 7 лет назад +43

      And then Phil does THE TONGUE LAUGH THING

    • @dangerfloofprincess
      @dangerfloofprincess Месяц назад

      I told my partner (who doesn't watch- absolute nutter) and it played word for word the same

  • @snow_phie5218
    @snow_phie5218 7 лет назад +4904

    Phil: "The neighbours are gonna call the police again."
    Me: "Again?"

    • @haileeyyy8479
      @haileeyyy8479 7 лет назад +16

      EverythingSophie errrm..

    • @eleanorpowell535
      @eleanorpowell535 7 лет назад +58

      i was looking for this comment

    • @snow_phie5218
      @snow_phie5218 7 лет назад +8

      :)

    • @user-xw9bn2nr3v
      @user-xw9bn2nr3v 7 лет назад +11

      EverythingSophie yep again 😂

    • @stupidbroad
      @stupidbroad 7 лет назад +50

      EverythingSophie Phil tends to slip up with his "agains" if you know what i mean.

  • @angelicnic777
    @angelicnic777 5 лет назад +4476

    Phil, softly caressing his spider: "Do you think anyone's sexually attracted to spiders?"
    Dan, without missing a SINGLE beat: "let's not go there right now, Phil. Put it down."

    • @dr.batman
      @dr.batman 4 года назад +37

      Honestly, the best comment I've seen on this video. You deserve all the likes👍🏻

    • @420fruitloop_
      @420fruitloop_ 4 года назад +48

      The answer is yes... and that scares me

    • @cjderspit1721
      @cjderspit1721 4 года назад +51

      He said that like the way my mom listens to my terrible rambling.

    • @thecaptainnoodles
      @thecaptainnoodles 4 года назад +7

      so close to 1k

    • @hotspothotels3853
      @hotspothotels3853 4 года назад +6

      liked on two accounts :D

  • @MaddieChou
    @MaddieChou 7 лет назад +3001

    "be responsible when playing with gas" THEY LITERALLY HAD A GAS LEAK AT THAT TIME. I'M. OH god

    • @chloeclarin3037
      @chloeclarin3037 7 лет назад +69

      MaddieChou I KNOW I LITERALLY STRESSED OUT WATCHING THIS EVEN THOUGH I KNOW NOTHING HAPPENS

    • @lindylou7031
      @lindylou7031 7 лет назад +49

      OMG
      Your right
      THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE END OF DAN AND PHIL

    • @Harvey-pv2pd
      @Harvey-pv2pd 7 лет назад +13

      wait oh my goodness

    • @jessietow1155
      @jessietow1155 7 лет назад +8

      MaddieChou omg

    • @lilybroon8618
      @lilybroon8618 7 лет назад +3

      There's 606 likes XD

  • @AUR3LI0
    @AUR3LI0 8 лет назад +988

    "I want your ass."
    *makes tea, edits video, seduces phil, falls into an existential crisis, stays on tumblr for five hours*
    "...To open the fridge..."

  • @em_07
    @em_07 7 лет назад +2456

    P: the neighbors are going to call the police again.
    Again...
    Again...
    AGAIN!

    • @ebonymarte154
      @ebonymarte154 7 лет назад +59

      amazingemily howell they heard them scream in the night 😂

    • @gillianlarese1424
      @gillianlarese1424 7 лет назад +64

      amazingemily howell I'm glad I wasn't the only one to here Phil say "...again"

    • @user-db9zp6mi5m
      @user-db9zp6mi5m 7 лет назад +9

      Aria Montgomery when was that said?

    • @ingeborgmikkelsen9078
      @ingeborgmikkelsen9078 7 лет назад +9

      I'mTheDoctor Run when he is spooning in the peanutbutter and Dan is screaming

    • @blueghost7652
      @blueghost7652 7 лет назад +4

      Is that a reference

  • @emmagrace5937
    @emmagrace5937 6 лет назад +2350

    “I want a wHOOSH”
    *2 years later*
    phil: *has a whoosh*

    • @enviisyk
      @enviisyk 5 лет назад +14

      r/wooooooosh

    • @ashley39163
      @ashley39163 4 года назад +6

      @@enviisyk r/wooooshwithfouro's

    • @cryptidliam8452
      @cryptidliam8452 4 года назад +11

      @@ashley39163 ha you did the quirky REDdIt thing

  • @marcobodt7073
    @marcobodt7073 8 лет назад +1759

    I wasn't sure before but now I'm 100% convinced Dan is on drugs

    • @PianoCookies
      @PianoCookies 8 лет назад +15

      more like 50% badum tss

    • @temperose9633
      @temperose9633 8 лет назад +7

      *Jean cries in corner*

    • @mkon29
      @mkon29 8 лет назад +16

      he's on viagra probably 😏😏
      (sorry not sorry)

    • @olivia-sw4cb
      @olivia-sw4cb 8 лет назад +1

      I agree

    • @skeleklo2175
      @skeleklo2175 8 лет назад +9

      Marco Bodt I'm 50% less concerned

  • @juhavs
    @juhavs 8 лет назад +598

    "its thicc" i like how phil doesnt understand but dan just goes like "NOOOO" bcause he KNOWS

  • @Croaky_Pond
    @Croaky_Pond 8 лет назад +622

    The fact that Dan keeps making sexual jokes, not only about licking stuff but.
    Like.
    I'm crying

    • @cuppa6319
      @cuppa6319 8 лет назад +34

      Don't cry, Craft!

    • @danielle95
      @danielle95 8 лет назад +1

      same u dont understnad

    • @hucklebrrys
      @hucklebrrys 8 лет назад +2

      Mwhahah I like your profile picture

    • @txrap01x
      @txrap01x 8 лет назад +5

      PurpleArt
      Don't cry, craft

    • @gamingwithkaz5609
      @gamingwithkaz5609 8 лет назад +2

      I'm crafting so hard rn

  • @finnuwu8583
    @finnuwu8583 6 лет назад +1604

    "It wasn't that bad, but then you tried to make it less bad and you made it even worse"
    Dan describing my life

  • @pinupop1234567
    @pinupop1234567 7 лет назад +2704

    THE AD THAT INTERRUPTED THIS VIDEO STARTED WITH "Are you sad about another failed recipe?" I'M DYING SEND HELP

  • @ShericeSmithtotalboss
    @ShericeSmithtotalboss 8 лет назад +1401

    I was an innocent child once.....

  • @iluvpeep
    @iluvpeep 8 лет назад +2736

    THEY SEEM SO HAPPY AND CUTE IN THIS VIDEO AND LIKE DAN SEEMS MORE OPEN AND NOT AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING

  • @teensytam
    @teensytam 5 лет назад +1651

    “d- did you intend that little quiff there?”
    “... i want a little whoosh!”
    oh, living in 2019 is so fun

  • @ella-km8yj
    @ella-km8yj 7 лет назад +6937

    Dan: "Lets get cookin!"
    *all goes quite*
    Phil: "Do you think anyone is sexually attracted to spiders?"
    Dan: "Not right now Phil"

  • @squishyfishy8042
    @squishyfishy8042 6 лет назад +4147

    I love how Phil is older but Dan still sends him to the hallway of shame for five minutes 😂😂

    • @destinyfarmer3581
      @destinyfarmer3581 5 лет назад +33

      Seriously😂

    • @Heehoo1114
      @Heehoo1114 5 лет назад +93

      SquishyFishy and then dan calls him dad 🤣

    • @hummingbirdspark3998
      @hummingbirdspark3998 5 лет назад +33

      SquishyFishy Are all the baking videos like that?

    • @ak7845
      @ak7845 5 лет назад +31

      I like Sanders Sides A lot yes

    • @ellabradley4219
      @ellabradley4219 5 лет назад +29

      Phil is 32 and Dan is 28 i was a fan when Phil was 29 and Dan was 25 ;(

  • @trash7203
    @trash7203 8 лет назад +2486

    OK but is no one gonna talk abt all the sexual things Dan has said in this video cuz hoLY SHIT

    • @Danielle-ox5ym
      @Danielle-ox5ym 8 лет назад +13

      youR PROFILE PICTURE GIVES ME LIFE

    • @trash7203
      @trash7203 8 лет назад +10

      lol thanks i actually put in the ears myself

    • @arwen8412
      @arwen8412 8 лет назад +6

      SERIOUSLLLYY THOO

    • @pridepanda8432
      @pridepanda8432 8 лет назад +7

      Mariana Aceves you must new to the phandom bc this is Normal to dan

    • @yes-eg2ib
      @yes-eg2ib 8 лет назад

      Clorox Bleach IM SUBBED TO YOU

  • @jaythequeerphan155
    @jaythequeerphan155 5 лет назад +3314

    After dan's video I'm on a dan and Phil binge and my god am I enjoying it

    • @kyo5271
      @kyo5271 5 лет назад +15

      Me too it's amazing

    • @rosiev.d.b9980
      @rosiev.d.b9980 5 лет назад +15

      Same I fucking love this

    • @honestlytho9233
      @honestlytho9233 5 лет назад +55

      Literally everything is hitting different and i can’t stop smiling

    • @rosiev.d.b9980
      @rosiev.d.b9980 5 лет назад +5

      @@honestlytho9233 Same it's amazing

    • @marleedinsmore8863
      @marleedinsmore8863 5 лет назад +6

      Yep yep yep this is my life now

  • @randomari998
    @randomari998 7 лет назад +3651

    Phil:"Feel free to worship satan...."
    Me: *S O F T A N D N E A T*

    • @emswri
      @emswri 7 лет назад +11

      sammmeee

    • @urieonice3317
      @urieonice3317 7 лет назад +7

      Random Ari DAMN SAME

    • @roachboy3760
      @roachboy3760 7 лет назад +4

      Random Ari NO

    • @cece7053
      @cece7053 7 лет назад +4

      Kyle Is Bae yes. except it. it is a part of your life now. you can't escape it

    • @terry2788
      @terry2788 7 лет назад +18

      soft and neat
      soft and neat
      soft and neat
      soft and neat
      *S O F T A N D N E A T*

  • @starlightsall
    @starlightsall 8 лет назад +718

    This video alone has enough material for a whole episode of Innuendo Bingo

    • @starlightsall
      @starlightsall 8 лет назад +42

      whole 3 episodes* soz

    • @Zraytre
      @Zraytre 8 лет назад +5

      The spatula part 😂

    • @wackyendergirl1997
      @wackyendergirl1997 8 лет назад +1

      "look at all those hard balls" and "I would eat me any day of the week-I'm delicious!" -Dan Howell 2k16

    • @Pitbullskid
      @Pitbullskid 8 лет назад +5

      lumos "I would eat me any day of the week" Dan really

    • @avajilek8684
      @avajilek8684 8 лет назад +2

      TRIGGRED

  • @sc2929
    @sc2929 7 лет назад +1468

    "What do I want, I want your ass..."
    *realizes people are gonna freak out*
    "So we can open the fridge!"

    • @YKRetro
      @YKRetro 7 лет назад +5

      Cry Baby ikr!! btw, I LOVE your username!!! I too am a fellow cry baby 😋

    • @sc2929
      @sc2929 7 лет назад +3

      Lea Redfox THANK YOU! Heya fellow cry baby! Do ya have Instagram?

    • @tripwyre3010
      @tripwyre3010 7 лет назад +2

      Cry Baby I think that this is the best comment chain that I have ever seen

    • @sc2929
      @sc2929 7 лет назад +1

      Hannah Stone lol thank you! xD

    • @dethrabbit
      @dethrabbit 7 лет назад +1

      Cry Baby IKR I FRIGGEN SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!

  • @meeepmooof4001
    @meeepmooof4001 6 лет назад +672

    Make a spooky noise dan
    *in his head*
    Scream, you can do it Danny
    *out loud*
    *moans very loudly

  • @Daisy-rd1go
    @Daisy-rd1go 7 лет назад +808

    When he says 'let's not go there right now phil' he sounded like a stressed and busy mum talking to her child that questions everything and has an imaginary friend and is colouring really messily with crayons out of the lines.
    That was specific.

    • @aboredbeing4946
      @aboredbeing4946 7 лет назад +26

      Daisy X nah... he was just horny

    • @amydue5647
      @amydue5647 7 лет назад +5

      Daisy X Are you writing somebody's autobiography?

    • @emmagrayston3000
      @emmagrayston3000 7 лет назад +7

      Daisy X i agree tho

    • @theamazingkilljoyisnotonfi2782
      @theamazingkilljoyisnotonfi2782 7 лет назад +5

      Daisy X yj tru

    • @jayjaythejetplane5390
      @jayjaythejetplane5390 7 лет назад +2

      Daisy X This comment represents my feelings when trying to make sure all my friends have eaten a big breakfast while helping them not fuck everything in their lives up but I haven't eaten since noon yesterday and haven't slept in two nights

  • @clairegoodall6478
    @clairegoodall6478 7 лет назад +750

    phil: i read things on twitter that i don't understand
    me: same

  • @dashamiltimore2354
    @dashamiltimore2354 7 лет назад +2368

    its amazing how phil is 4 years older than dan, but dan still can tell phil to stand in the corner of shame for five minutes.

    • @jmgartz9886
      @jmgartz9886 6 лет назад +12

      Dasha Bear Actually​ Its 5 years but right?

    • @winnie_the_bleh
      @winnie_the_bleh 6 лет назад +71

      Dasha Bear and tell him to put his spider down

    • @winnie_the_bleh
      @winnie_the_bleh 6 лет назад +59

      Dasha Bear and take away his pot

    • @stephanienelson3706
      @stephanienelson3706 6 лет назад +26

      Jaymee Gabrielle Garte it is only 4; dan turns 27 in June🙂

    • @for3stspirit
      @for3stspirit 6 лет назад +70

      Phil being older with Dan being more sexual kind of reminds me of my friendship. I have a great friend who’s a year older than me but is almost Phil innocent.
      Me, on the other hand...
      Well...
      If she’s Phil, then I need say no more.

  • @freerangerudy
    @freerangerudy Год назад +393

    remember when we thought this was the gayest it was gonna get

    • @venomcake1768
      @venomcake1768 2 месяца назад +24

      Now its positively super macho straight stereotypes compared to them now lmao

    • @Sentientmatter8
      @Sentientmatter8 Месяц назад +14

      As someone who just watched the anniversary newlyweds game video, i think we still haven't yet reached critical mass.

    • @lunanovit
      @lunanovit 26 дней назад +10

      literally thought this was absolutely peak gay. if 7 years ago me saw the gaming channel now she’d faint

  • @oliviaa.2548
    @oliviaa.2548 8 лет назад +1803

    This was so sexual and I don't know if I'm comfortable with it. (IM LYING THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER)

  • @rosalyntiangco3021
    @rosalyntiangco3021 6 лет назад +469

    "We are adults!" *is playing with sticks*

  • @macygallimore7756
    @macygallimore7756 6 лет назад +4729

    I feel like Dan was in a really good mood in this video which really gives me hope

    • @elstarshipp
      @elstarshipp 6 лет назад +87

      Right? I thought the same thing :)

    • @o3248-n1l
      @o3248-n1l 5 лет назад +170

      when u overdose antidepressants

    • @rosiehutson4413
      @rosiehutson4413 5 лет назад +88

      He was so hyped at the beginning it was like gaming show host Dan all over again

    • @ellaidk420
      @ellaidk420 5 лет назад +21

      @@o3248-n1l O O F

    • @katielynn9080
      @katielynn9080 5 лет назад +11

      Macy Gallimore :)))

  • @rue_cifer
    @rue_cifer 5 лет назад +2188

    Phil: I hope you cried today
    HAH! Joke's on you, Philly
    I cry every day

    • @hummingbirdspark3998
      @hummingbirdspark3998 5 лет назад +9

      Phangirl Piper same

    • @iangarrison5558
      @iangarrison5558 5 лет назад +20

      Never related to a comment so much in my entire life

    • @pjaybug
      @pjaybug 5 лет назад +6

      I cried all day today

    • @mel77316
      @mel77316 5 лет назад +5

      @@pjaybug wow, talk about one-upping lol, I'm jk

    • @pjaybug
      @pjaybug 5 лет назад +4

      ObviouSly_ kiwi i kinfa forgot i even commented on this video lmao

  • @cye4745
    @cye4745 7 лет назад +672

    "Hey Dan! What's a vampire's favorite fruit?" *deep inhale of annoyance* "A blood orange." "A NECKterine!!!" "OH for f***s sake!" Best part of the video

    • @jennycowan8170
      @jennycowan8170 7 лет назад +4

      Cee-Cee DiamondHeart
      No when Dan says, "The fudge is leaking out of my ducts!!!"

    • @romalone6540
      @romalone6540 7 лет назад

      Haha totally😂

    • @tompitt7838
      @tompitt7838 7 лет назад +1

      When did he say it?

    • @scroll-_-8223
      @scroll-_-8223 6 лет назад

      m I n c r a f t I s g a y

  • @shroomsoupy1692
    @shroomsoupy1692 8 лет назад +1217

    Oh btw
    Phil:"Dont lick that"
    Dan:"Not yet" *wink*
    GUYS???

    • @wommiez
      @wommiez 8 лет назад +30

      Halima ikr
      like
      I'm just
      this video
      I can't even
      no

    • @shroomsoupy1692
      @shroomsoupy1692 8 лет назад +6

      It's so sad WHY Dan we're all dead here

    • @ash-hm4bt
      @ash-hm4bt 8 лет назад +1

      Halima UHM

    • @loversspit
      @loversspit 8 лет назад +17

      Halima jesus christ it was effin peanut butter calm down guys

    • @ArticBeauty
      @ArticBeauty 8 лет назад +9

      jesus christ it was effin intentionally suggestive calm down squares

  • @epytomes2839
    @epytomes2839 6 лет назад +1493

    *reference to pinof 1*
    p: mic-ro-wave
    d: who told you you were allowed

  • @namelessni13
    @namelessni13 5 лет назад +545

    It’s two am and when Dan screamed “Banish Satan!” I completely lost it hahaha

  • @orchestra99
    @orchestra99 8 лет назад +2204

    dan: "i need your ass." *short pause* "so we can open the fridge"

    • @mackdoodle1639
      @mackdoodle1639 8 лет назад +24

      orchestra99 OKAY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THANK YOU BLESS YOU

    • @kaylah9628
      @kaylah9628 8 лет назад +17

      orchestra99 I'm not the only one who heard that!

    • @wolffeyisnotonfire430
      @wolffeyisnotonfire430 8 лет назад +2

      sameeee

    • @melissamegan9504
      @melissamegan9504 8 лет назад +2

      orchestra99 I KNOW RIGHT 😂

    • @NerdyFlamgirl
      @NerdyFlamgirl 8 лет назад +35

      orchestra99 Dan basically outed them, like, 2 or 3 times XD

  • @littlest.jupiter7196
    @littlest.jupiter7196 7 лет назад +972

    Phil: do you think anyone is sexually atracted to spiders?
    Dan: let's not go there right now
    *a few minutes later*
    Dan: *sexually grunts at peanut butter*
    Dan: *yells*
    *a few minutes later*
    Dan: teach me dad

    • @AssoBestaTyyp
      @AssoBestaTyyp 7 лет назад

      K

    • @megan-alys2289
      @megan-alys2289 7 лет назад +4

      Am I the only one who keeps repeating the
      ‘do you think any one is sexually attracted to spiders’
      ‘Let’s not go there right now phil, put it down’
      Quote or does everyone else say it or am I just weird 😂😂

    • @illi0
      @illi0 7 лет назад

      Megan Orton same

  • @Kai81194
    @Kai81194 8 лет назад +717

    "A nectarine"
    Can we appreciate how adorable Phil was when he said this?

  • @lizzieselby8818
    @lizzieselby8818 6 лет назад +843

    "its thicc"
    "no! noo!"
    "what? i read things on twitter that i dont understand"
    hahahahaa

  • @Izzyweav
    @Izzyweav 8 лет назад +5456

    dan is on all kinds of drugs in this

    • @oriannafelicity
      @oriannafelicity 8 лет назад +67

      IzzyDoesStuff sugar and caffeine are helluva drugs. 😮

    • @karissagenevieve3605
      @karissagenevieve3605 8 лет назад +132

      IzzyDoesStuff dan ssid in a live show they filmed this at like 3 in thd morning

    • @allmycrushesaretoooldornot8630
      @allmycrushesaretoooldornot8630 8 лет назад +52

      orianna felicity ITS A HELLUVA FEELIN THO
      ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
      ITS A HELL OF A FEELIN THO

    • @ollietuit
      @ollietuit 8 лет назад +45

      AllMyCrushesAreTooOldOrNotReal CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE AND MOST THINGS IN-BETWEEN! I RUN THIS CITY IN A SHOPPING CART!

    • @aj7505
      @aj7505 8 лет назад +35

      ItHappenedAgainPhil :3
      A PACK OF CAMELS AND A SMOKE ALARM!

  • @kelmer9127
    @kelmer9127 7 лет назад +1200

    2016:
    Phil: thicc
    Dan: noooooooo nooo noo
    2017:
    Phil: thicc
    Dan: *t h i c c*

  • @skyemc5455
    @skyemc5455 7 лет назад +1968

    “Do you think anyone’s sexually attracted to spiders?”
    “let’s not go there right now“
    Actually dead 😂

    • @plutotrash1014
      @plutotrash1014 6 лет назад +22

      Skye Mc More proof they’re furries

    • @alexashley9140
      @alexashley9140 6 лет назад +6

      Skye Mc same! 😂😂😂

    • @alexashley9140
      @alexashley9140 6 лет назад +3

      PlutoTrash 101 yes!

    • @theresanichole5224
      @theresanichole5224 6 лет назад +12

      I’m sexually attracted to Peter Parker and Natasha Romanoff

    • @sillywetmeow
      @sillywetmeow 6 лет назад +8

      Dan sounded so goddamned done with Phil's shit

  • @noblenansa
    @noblenansa Год назад +77

    I can't believe me of three days ago thought this is the most unhinged Dan would get in a baking video 💀

  • @TwentyPaphonies
    @TwentyPaphonies 8 лет назад +2286

    **watches this instead of doing homework**

    • @revengebella
      @revengebella 8 лет назад +5

      Twenty Paphonies I missed q bunch of school I have so much make up work to do but I guess not today

    • @madisonchiappetta
      @madisonchiappetta 8 лет назад +1

      Twenty Paphonies saME ME RNNN

    • @panevan767
      @panevan767 8 лет назад +2

      Twenty Paphonies same

    • @momomuggin
      @momomuggin 8 лет назад +2

      Twenty Paphonies Same. oops

    • @ameliapaine
      @ameliapaine 8 лет назад +5

      Twenty Paphonies You have homework on Halloween? Man, I wish the best of luck to you

  • @sophia9845
    @sophia9845 8 лет назад +280

    Thick. I read things on twitter that I don't understand. GOLD

  • @ChibiMii22
    @ChibiMii22 8 лет назад +1735

    dan: "oh it looks like *glenn*"
    me: *blocked and reported*

  • @amandapotgieter8576
    @amandapotgieter8576 6 лет назад +278

    Phil: 'the neighbours are gonna call the police *again* '
    Me: what was I expecting

  • @nope_118
    @nope_118 7 лет назад +632

    Nobody can convince me that Phil isn't doing the innuendoes on purpose to mess with Dan

    • @peridot3849
      @peridot3849 7 лет назад +7

      Freeman Trash phil has turned perverted

    • @phantrash406
      @phantrash406 7 лет назад +2

      Freeman Trash yeah i mean look at the thumbnail

  • @bri-127
    @bri-127 7 лет назад +622

    Phil: "make a spooky noise"
    Dan: *moans*
    very scary indeed

  • @bobipotato
    @bobipotato 6 лет назад +1276

    Sometimes I forget that phil is the older one...

    • @KJ-qd4ek
      @KJ-qd4ek 5 лет назад +8

      Y do i need a Name?? Same lol 😂

    • @givemememesdaddydan2743
      @givemememesdaddydan2743 5 лет назад +8

      Wait what

    • @theqaptain9618
      @theqaptain9618 5 лет назад +6

      What

    • @themightyj651
      @themightyj651 5 лет назад +23

      "let's not go there right now Phil. Put it down." - parenting with Dan Howell

    • @flgryog705
      @flgryog705 5 лет назад +2

      Looking at his face, that's a hard thing to forget...

  • @ComplexHowell
    @ComplexHowell 6 лет назад +567

    it’s september of 2018 and i’m still here rewatching because it’s my fave video thanks

    • @caiobrien341
      @caiobrien341 6 лет назад

      Omg same. Cant wait for this years. Have you noticed dans only uploaded 4 vids this year.....

    • @yeevee_
      @yeevee_ 6 лет назад

      December 👌🏻

    • @hoist5415
      @hoist5415 6 лет назад

      ComplexHowell December 2018 for me

    • @lemoncurdyum8597
      @lemoncurdyum8597 5 лет назад +2

      Bish it's 2019

    • @luciluver420
      @luciluver420 5 лет назад +2

      2019

  • @danisnotaturkey7351
    @danisnotaturkey7351 8 лет назад +938

    why is no one talking about how dan said "i want your ass" so casually

  • @carter5265
    @carter5265 8 лет назад +766

    dan: *screams*
    phil: the neighbours are gonna call the police again
    ...again...

    • @hickyxnicky411
      @hickyxnicky411 8 лет назад

      xD

    • @zetaruler
      @zetaruler 8 лет назад +30

      Have you heard how loud his screams are? If I was their neighbours I'd definitely think someone was being murdered.

    • @carter5265
      @carter5265 8 лет назад

      Shortruler true

    • @zeniapoirot
      @zeniapoirot 8 лет назад +3

      Shortruler if I was their neighbors I would visit them everyday

    • @zeniapoirot
      @zeniapoirot 8 лет назад +4

      Oh yeah and stalk them
      Like
      Yes

  • @doomsdayscara
    @doomsdayscara 8 лет назад +2804

    THE AMOUNT OF SEXUAL JOKES IN THIS VIDEO HAS ME SHOOK WTF

  • @atashamagluyan3114
    @atashamagluyan3114 5 лет назад +137

    I was watching this without earbuds and when they started eating my Dad stared at me with a "Wtf are you watching" face
    *sEND HELp*

  • @stinkylank
    @stinkylank 7 лет назад +685

    Phil: The neighbours are gonna call the police again.
    Me: Again???

    • @adieaurora
      @adieaurora 6 лет назад +12

      I literally scrolled through the comments to find one that brings this up

    • @brandygriggs7243
      @brandygriggs7243 6 лет назад +13

      Why was i not suprised.....dan screams alot.

    • @el02
      @el02 5 лет назад +1

      Spooky week 😂

    • @dingdongbingbong5324
      @dingdongbingbong5324 5 лет назад +1

      Wait what?

    • @meli6935
      @meli6935 5 лет назад +3

      From fnaf

  • @ichhabeein
    @ichhabeein 7 лет назад +1606

    Dan: *screams Bloody Mary*
    Phil: STOP The Neighbors might call the police again
    Me: AGAIN?!?!

    • @keahiahi
      @keahiahi 7 лет назад +20

      same i just commented that

    • @queenkaterose
      @queenkaterose 7 лет назад +1

      WELL R.I.P HEADPHONE USERS!

    • @lapis3821
      @lapis3821 7 лет назад

      Lol

    • @erindanforth6746
      @erindanforth6746 7 лет назад +15

      I hope you didn't forget dan constantly screams on almost every video he's in so that may be a reason for their neighbours to call the police

    • @ichhabeein
      @ichhabeein 7 лет назад +1

      True

  • @ass6930
    @ass6930 8 лет назад +3925

    guys im gonna go write the phil and barry fic

    • @trent3000
      @trent3000 8 лет назад +36

      ryan was kneeling in the bathtub please do

    • @KatieMcCamley
      @KatieMcCamley 8 лет назад +18

      ryan was kneeling in the bathtub i need a link k ??

    • @TheBADGroup100
      @TheBADGroup100 8 лет назад +30

      ryan was kneeling in the bathtub YOUR USERNAME I LOVE YOU

    • @momofgoobers
      @momofgoobers 8 лет назад +46

      And they bought a hamster every month.....

    • @gracecarrolyn4493
      @gracecarrolyn4493 8 лет назад +20

      ryan was kneeling in the bathtub dude I was gonna do that

  • @reginaspivey
    @reginaspivey 6 лет назад +204

    I love how when dan was walking away from phil, how quickly he turned around and went back to phil when he said his name

  • @nora8406
    @nora8406 8 лет назад +298

    "teach me dad"
    **dead**

  • @jacinta6362
    @jacinta6362 8 лет назад +2637

    They don't exercise
    They eat alot
    They don't leave the house
    How are they so skinny? #blessed

    • @MindLayer
      @MindLayer 8 лет назад +172

      AmazingPhanIsNotOnFire they might exercise a different way if you catch my drift ;))

    • @concreteuzi
      @concreteuzi 8 лет назад +44

      AmazingPhanIsNotOnFire they do actually exercise casually

    • @realcrayoneater
      @realcrayoneater 8 лет назад +191

      Sexercize

    • @realcrayoneater
      @realcrayoneater 8 лет назад +36

      ***** That's harder than it looks ;))

    • @maboimarki
      @maboimarki 8 лет назад +8

      AmazingPhanIsNotOnFire Ikr if I ate those I would have a stomach witch could fill a room

  • @guiltyofsleepingin3553
    @guiltyofsleepingin3553 8 лет назад +336

    Dan: puts up hood
    Dan: "now I'm horny"
    also Dan: immediate face of regret

    • @guiltyofsleepingin3553
      @guiltyofsleepingin3553 8 лет назад +47

      "if it doesn't-" intense zoom "-threaten to sue it"

    • @emmaholmes2002
      @emmaholmes2002 8 лет назад +2

      This is when Daniel knew, that he had fucked up.

    • @jamieyutzy
      @jamieyutzy 8 лет назад

      wait when did he say that?

  • @alyssamonkey
    @alyssamonkey 5 лет назад +132

    13:58
    Dan: * Takes phone out of pocket to give to Phil*
    Phil: * Takes phone without even looking at Dan*
    Me: I swear to god they’re psychic

  • @barrythebowl4796
    @barrythebowl4796 7 лет назад +1089

    Guys I'm in the video but I'm so awkward why

    • @haydenthompson2196
      @haydenthompson2196 7 лет назад +8

      Barry The Bowl its okay

    • @spacemonkeymafia8373
      @spacemonkeymafia8373 7 лет назад +46

      Barry The Bowl I love this community. Someone literally spent time making that account to make us laugh. Jeez

    • @Eekkkk
      @Eekkkk 7 лет назад +21

      it all good Barry we would all be akward in that situation

    • @shibainu9761
      @shibainu9761 7 лет назад +3

      Barry The Bowl WHYYYYYY EVENNNNN MAKEEEEE AAAAAA AAAAACCCCCOOOOUUUNNNTTT FORRRR AAAA BBBOOOWWWLLL!?!?!?!?!?

    • @mbirdsall4198
      @mbirdsall4198 7 лет назад +12

      Amy Webster Bad day?

  • @leanne1882
    @leanne1882 6 лет назад +448

    i actually want a "Dan and Phil Bakes"

  • @kadeg8560
    @kadeg8560 8 лет назад +741

    I'm confused as to how Dan and Phil aren't extremely obese at this point.

  • @mavenwynter3337
    @mavenwynter3337 6 лет назад +226

    phil: "make a spooky noise"
    dan: *moans when the first drop of peanut butter goes in the bowl*
    very spooky im quaking

  • @twentyfirstpil0t
    @twentyfirstpil0t 6 лет назад +581

    What I learned from this video:
    That dan and Phil’s neighbors hate them
    How to make Bain-Marie

    • @ezekiel5537
      @ezekiel5537 5 лет назад +1

      ||-//

    • @ArabellaGloria
      @ArabellaGloria 5 лет назад +1

      Twenty First Piløt |-/

    • @aurora2061
      @aurora2061 5 лет назад

      |-/ and how to say a half hour in french (une demie-heure)

    • @emorat2227
      @emorat2227 4 года назад

      And how to spell bain marie

    • @theDeathgirl045
      @theDeathgirl045 4 года назад

      You didn't already know? Have you seen any other of there baking videos were they melt chocolate?

  • @fushigisworld
    @fushigisworld 7 лет назад +1424

    "I hope you cried today"
    Don't worry *i did*

  • @lauramagri4983
    @lauramagri4983 7 лет назад +1132

    when you realise the next Halloween baking will be in the new kitchen

    • @rileighlemke3191
      @rileighlemke3191 7 лет назад +18

      Laura Magri oh my god. WHAT IS PINOF GONNA BE NAMED NOW IF DANISNOTONIFIRE IS DANIEL HOWELL

    • @zombie_dust
      @zombie_dust 7 лет назад

      Laura Magri ikr

    • @zombie_dust
      @zombie_dust 7 лет назад

      Ri L Exactly

    • @isaacahern3660
      @isaacahern3660 7 лет назад

      2 months

    • @user-sm7wz2so1u
      @user-sm7wz2so1u 7 лет назад +7

      Laura Magri The next EVERYTHING will be in the new kitchen

  • @colef2345
    @colef2345 5 лет назад +261

    P: Do you think people are sexually attracted to spiders?
    D: *Not right now Phil, put it down*
    😂😂

    • @emorat2227
      @emorat2227 4 года назад +4

      I wonder if they ever had that conversation later on 😂

    • @Lizz1683
      @Lizz1683 4 года назад +1

      “Not right now” so them later ;)

    • @colef2345
      @colef2345 4 года назад +3

      Carrots . Oh carrots. Oh deer. Also what are you doing in your pfp

    • @Lizz1683
      @Lizz1683 4 года назад

      Cole Farina it’s Liam with his fingers crossed and eyes closed lol

    • @jaiyac6420
      @jaiyac6420 3 года назад +1

      Dan sound like a tired parent

  • @teagan9437
    @teagan9437 8 лет назад +469

    Why am I rewatching this on Christmas Eve

    • @starie_ied
      @starie_ied 8 лет назад +1

      yeah that's dallon dabbing I'm less of a loser than you: it's currently Dec. 23

    • @nightmarefuel1990
      @nightmarefuel1990 8 лет назад

      yeah that's dallon dabbing SAME WHAT THE HELL

    • @alannaclark7265
      @alannaclark7265 8 лет назад +4

      yeah that's dallon dabbing it's 4 am on Christmas Day in Australia as I am writing this

    • @teresa4155
      @teresa4155 8 лет назад +1

      yeah that's dallon dabbing I am rewatching this on boxing day because for some reason I have nothing better to do

    • @anotherkaileechannel2687
      @anotherkaileechannel2687 8 лет назад +1

      Julia/Ina/Joel Popovski same

  • @TheSarahLouise24
    @TheSarahLouise24 8 лет назад +652

    Not sure if I was watching a baking video or the start of a porno

    • @emilydraper8971
      @emilydraper8971 8 лет назад +33

      both. you were watching both.

    • @jamesmadison601
      @jamesmadison601 8 лет назад +12

      Sarah Louise "Ikr, at "now I'm hornyyyyyyy" i was dying 😆

    • @ttt8527
      @ttt8527 8 лет назад +22

      "teach me dad"

    • @keira2421
      @keira2421 8 лет назад

      Sarah Louise 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omg I can't

    • @beatricegrant3853
      @beatricegrant3853 8 лет назад +1

      Hahah😂

  • @pipinacarathanasis
    @pipinacarathanasis 8 лет назад +749

    "teach me dad"
    DAD
    *DAD*
    *_DAD_*
    HELP MY SOUL HURTS

  • @charlie5256
    @charlie5256 5 лет назад +134

    3:33
    phil: *laughs awkwardly*
    dan: you ok there?
    i literally wheezed at this, why was it so funny????

  • @artie4529
    @artie4529 8 лет назад +5976

    Just how much sugar did Dan have before this video?

  • @jodie2763
    @jodie2763 8 лет назад +734

    Dan: "oh my god, I'm ACTUALLY having an orgasm" 😂😂I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @eggo4549
      @eggo4549 8 лет назад +2

      Jodie Leigh tmw you can relate to Dan

    • @nerdytrashcan2058
      @nerdytrashcan2058 8 лет назад +12

      Watch Dan have an orgasm because of food XD

    • @geraldthedestroyer2791
      @geraldthedestroyer2791 8 лет назад +25

      Jodie Leigh- Dan seems to find any food made by him and Phil orgasmic

    • @MirraHays
      @MirraHays 8 лет назад +19

      omg Ive replayed that part an unhealthy amount of times lol

    • @kadenisabicth
      @kadenisabicth 8 лет назад +17

      That's what Dan said last night ;D

  • @vmpires0
    @vmpires0 6 лет назад +2396

    “What do we want in here, I want your ass”
    “...so we can open the fridge”
    Nice save Dan 😂😭

  • @MoonBlinked13
    @MoonBlinked13 Год назад +78

    6 years later, and I'm actually going to make these. I think I'll rewatch all the baking videos and make the stuff for once.

    • @foolmechickensoupwithrice
      @foolmechickensoupwithrice Год назад +5

      Hope you’re doing well buddy

    • @gracel.7943
      @gracel.7943 Год назад +6

      i was just planning on doing the same thing haha, hi phans

    • @amelieparker676
      @amelieparker676 Год назад +1

      @@gracel.7943ME TOO OMG just thought about it

    • @muffin._.milk.
      @muffin._.milk. Год назад

      i just did it, need to eat them still but i don’t like peanut butter,,,

  • @lillyrandom1317
    @lillyrandom1317 7 лет назад +266

    "Mermnermmmmmememerm!!! I'm ACTUALLY having an orgazm! This... should DEFINITELY be Illegal!" lmaooooooooooooo
    I fricken love dan

  • @celinaferrill7122
    @celinaferrill7122 7 лет назад +424

    "I want your ass... so we can open the fridge" lol okay

  • @cora.smith.5789
    @cora.smith.5789 8 лет назад +4293

    Now dans just just fucking with us

    • @meraki3898
      @meraki3898 8 лет назад +310

      exactly like he literally just wants us all to have a heart attack

    • @LPSWithCheese
      @LPSWithCheese 8 лет назад +361

      Yeah. He has crossed the line from 'harmless innuendos' into the world of 'whattheheckdanwe'redyingoverherewhatisthishelp'

    • @ryn9503
      @ryn9503 8 лет назад +251

      honestly tour did something to him :-: something very good

    • @carolinearellano4835
      @carolinearellano4835 8 лет назад +45

      Starry Eyes big time lol

    • @a_bear
      @a_bear 8 лет назад +197

      Ikr . I swear he's doing this on purpose. I hate him

  • @amazingnatalie
    @amazingnatalie 6 лет назад +153

    "Is that a quiff?"
    "That's a trendy little whoosh."
    "I want the whoosh."
    *_the prophecy is true_*

  • @mimiHTcat
    @mimiHTcat 7 лет назад +948

    to this day, i wonder what kind of frickity frack they were on when they filmed this.

    • @avab9691
      @avab9691 7 лет назад +28

      mimiHTcat 3am

    • @hyperfantasia4052
      @hyperfantasia4052 6 лет назад +11

      mimiHTcat that sounds like frickle frackled

    • @ansfwoj
      @ansfwoj 6 лет назад +39

      Probably each other

    • @franziska9260
      @franziska9260 6 лет назад +7

      Amber Is Insane OH MY FRICK

    • @maya-ez3wc
      @maya-ez3wc 6 лет назад +15

      the fricketiest frack of the fricety frack frack
      h e l p

  • @TwentyPaphonies
    @TwentyPaphonies 8 лет назад +798

    Is it just me or does it seem like they've become a lot more comfortable in their videos over the past few moths? Even just as people... Like, Dan seems so much happier, and Phil is more open, and they both seem overall more comfortable.

    • @maflingo99
      @maflingo99 8 лет назад +24

      Twenty Paphonies I was literally just thinking that and wondering who else had noticed :)

    • @pokekate1
      @pokekate1 8 лет назад +14

      yeah it's really nice

    • @lore1612
      @lore1612 8 лет назад +16

      Twenty Paphonies MOTHS
      Okay but yeah, I completely see that and it makes me so happy

    • @wizardchess7406
      @wizardchess7406 8 лет назад +9

      Twenty Paphonies I noticed that as well...

    • @nickirichards5617
      @nickirichards5617 8 лет назад +14

      I noticed that too! I'm so pleased for them :)

  • @Rainbowdash6DoesMC
    @Rainbowdash6DoesMC 8 лет назад +605

    Phil seems like the trendy mom and dan is like the seemingly edgy teen but watches MLP in his free time

    • @gardeninthevoid
      @gardeninthevoid 8 лет назад +10

      oh. so that's why i relate to dan so much...

    • @itsamemewaluigi6351
      @itsamemewaluigi6351 8 лет назад +20

      this is probably the most accurate comment i've ever seen

    • @44ish
      @44ish 8 лет назад

      Rainbowdash6DoesMC YES

    • @am-kf2vt
      @am-kf2vt 8 лет назад

      YES

    • @elionstandby
      @elionstandby 8 лет назад +2

      so true i'm crafting...

  • @jasontodd5089
    @jasontodd5089 5 лет назад +88

    “That’s what you subscribed for.”
    Me: .... *nods* guilty as charged

  • @gylliane2778
    @gylliane2778 6 лет назад +371

    3:49 can we talk about how phile said, "The Neighbors are going to call the cops...AGAIN " XD

  • @MaddieChou
    @MaddieChou 8 лет назад +681

    I swear I'm not even at the 4 minutes mark of the video and I already had three heart attacks and backed up the video 8 times. what is my life.

    • @MaddieChou
      @MaddieChou 8 лет назад +13

      Fuck me I'm pausing every 30 seconds, my heart can't.

    • @stephanieelizabeth2843
      @stephanieelizabeth2843 8 лет назад +2

      MaddieChou me too In their videos if they do something funny or amazing or something like shock me I would look back at it again. in this video when dan flirt the cam I rewatch that part again.

    • @decay-every-day
      @decay-every-day 8 лет назад

      MaddieChou same here

    • @blue-for-days
      @blue-for-days 8 лет назад

      same

    • @rm_antic
      @rm_antic 8 лет назад +29

      I honestly cannot remember the last time I paused and replayed a video so much. This video is a personal attack.

  • @l.l.2629
    @l.l.2629 7 лет назад +599

    Dan: “Teach me dad”
    Phil: *adorable laugh*
    I love them😂

    • @cassadynoelle4961
      @cassadynoelle4961 7 лет назад +1

      Zo_._ Ls he said teach me Dan.

    • @fr.frolics
      @fr.frolics 7 лет назад

      Cass Cass Unboxes I was about to say that too haha

    • @mikamatheney6281
      @mikamatheney6281 7 лет назад

      Cass Cass Unboxes why would dan tell phil to teach dan

  • @rantingmywaythroughlife7758
    @rantingmywaythroughlife7758 6 лет назад +139

    "What a stylish whoosh" "I know, I want a whoosh!" ... Took him a year and a half, but he's accomplished his desire lmao

  • @thewinterizzy
    @thewinterizzy 8 лет назад +1179

    I'm only two and a half minutes in but this is already probably my favorite D&P bakes omg.

    • @thewinterizzy
      @thewinterizzy 8 лет назад +24

      Update: yes. I think this is my favorite. 😂

    • @aleeshaab0440
      @aleeshaab0440 8 лет назад +3

      thewinterizzy Same.....😂😃

    • @isabellashowalter110
      @isabellashowalter110 8 лет назад +2

      same

    • @princessamelia5284
      @princessamelia5284 8 лет назад +3

      thewinterizzy ITS AMAZING

    • @crazyowlgirlxox3943
      @crazyowlgirlxox3943 8 лет назад +4

      thewinterizzy I haven't watched it yet cos I need to go to school soon and I don't have enough time but that's something to look forward to when I get back!

  • @carolineo21
    @carolineo21 8 лет назад +649

    I think Dan took a steamy shower before filming this...

  • @Jazmin0111
    @Jazmin0111 8 лет назад +432

    "I read things on twitter that I don't understand"
    Same Phil, same

  • @ALiteralCrow_
    @ALiteralCrow_ 4 года назад +57

    I love how Dan didn’t even flinch when Phil swung at him with the pot. Like, he knows Phil isn’t going to hit him.

  • @-pippa-4124
    @-pippa-4124 8 лет назад +850

    You know your life's complete when dan banishes Phil to the hallway of shame

    • @philo6576
      @philo6576 8 лет назад +9

      Pippa Clarke all I thought about was "maybe Dan is the dominant one (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).... XD"

    • @-pippa-4124
      @-pippa-4124 8 лет назад +4

      Samara Bitsuie oooo 😉

    • @michaelwannabexd3860
      @michaelwannabexd3860 8 лет назад +6

      Phil is 4 years older than Dan :DDDD

    • @sketchi7472
      @sketchi7472 7 лет назад +2

      Sebastian? What are you doing here? Is Ciel ignoring you again?

    • @michaelwannabexd3860
      @michaelwannabexd3860 7 лет назад +8

      +[ Sketchinq ] Oh .. Well actually he is sleeping next to me right now

  • @amandaprange1834
    @amandaprange1834 6 лет назад +282

    It wouldn't be a baking video if Phil didn't eat the ingredients

  • @zoeyd9707
    @zoeyd9707 8 лет назад +714

    When you're 8 minutes in and there's already 1000000 sexual things happening

  • @unnamed8921
    @unnamed8921 5 лет назад +97

    Phil: “Make a spooky noise as it falls in the bowl”
    Dan: *moans* “I mean! AHHH!”