Watching this in 2020, I realized its so rare for seán to genuinely wish bad things for someone. Him telling Jared to burn in hell is the first time I ever heard it, and I'm not upset whatsoever
The New Kid's face is almost always shown with a blank expression, so the fact that Cartman accuses him of giving the "puppy eyes" is so freakin' hilarious. I mean, seriously.
23:04 Senario: you're sitting on your couch Reading the newspaper. A small 4th grader that is not your child, but the drug vigilante from the television walks in unannounced. The only thing he says is "Bring it on...Wait this isn't my house." Then he leaves.
Jack, here's a few useful tips: 1: If you post all the headshots of Whats-his-face, he will give you an artifact that grants you +1 move which means your character can move around the board more 2: if you throw firecrackers at Morgan Freeman 3 times, you will get to fight him (warning he is really tough and I recommend that that you use characters that have healing, shields, status effects and a few summons as well) actually this is all I can remember right now but I hope you take my word for this
morgan freeman is there more or less for the challange, all he does is give you a legandary artifact and all legendary artifacts are the same thing witht eh same might, except the one you get from the chaos boss fight that has 101 might, that extra one "really" makes a diffrence (sarcasm)
Jack just in case you may see this, Mysterion, Call-Girl, and Super Craig is apparently the most powerful combination in the game. Also Mysterion is the strongest character in the game. Edit: Why is this still getting attention? I posted it two years ago lol Edit #2: After thinking about it since people actually still care, I think Captain Diabetes is better than Super Craig
No problem. Butters does have one powerful move, but that's about it. Super Craig can at least deal good damage at a distance, as well (the Chaos Minion is pointless because he deals very little damage). Also if you collect all of the Yaoi art and finish the quest, you get a special item that makes Super Craig stronger
Mysterion is actually a pretty strong character with his physical move set and he's good to have on the team simply because he is the only character to have two ultimates to use in combat when everyone else can only use one (minus the new kid who can swap them out depending on their class) Dead Mysterion's ultimate actually brings him back to life and heals nearby allies so I think that would really benefit a team that doesn't have a designated healer outside of items. Also it's Kenny. Enough said.
27:45 (don’t read if you already know why Kenny understood) Mysterion / aka Kenny : (if you watched the series) kenny had a really bad childhood with their parents fighting like the New kid (you) he couldn’t really talk during that time and he really wanted the fighting to be over and have a good life, but he had to protect his little sister Karen. and that’s why he understood!
Kenny could talk at that tike, he just chose not too, his abusive family made him think that he didn’t need to talk because his opinion did not matter.
Skipper Yes I did. Finished it several times, in fact, to notice that each time Craig fights Tweek his punch animation for his punch attack changes into a shove animation instead. And I am telling you this: Mysterion is one of the best Combat Buddies you can have, alongside Toolshed and Call Girl.
Pro Comment Here Area healing? A very long range attack with defense down? Ultimate attack that hits everyone? The ability to contribute to the battle even after death instead of waiting around to be revived? Oh yeah, they're reaaaaally the worst. /sarcasm
Jack, what mysterion meant was that he has the power to never die which is actually a cannon power in the show while the new kid has the power to change time with his farts which cannot be explained away by the game, HE LITERALLY BROUGHT A PERSON TO LIFE AND AVOIDS DEADLY TRAPS!!!!!
You should change your DNA modifier, now you have more intelligence (also less HP) but your skills are physical, check the epic artifact too, they have nice effects beside great stats and the fist one you have on only gives you the stat points. And you can change your costume colors!!
The jack’s character show: “Welp, another day at my home **sigh**” **opens door** “Alright bring it-“ **is in the wrong house** “Oh, wrong house again” **closes door and heads off to his actual house**
@Matty W ohhh no the rasicst is angry 😵😵😞😭😭😲😏😔😒😞😥😰😰😰😰😰 im sooooo sowwy pweeease dont say cuss words at someome over the internet 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 im so afwaid!!!!! Lol
You could've said "while making him a silent protagonist" why with the "without making him not"? It's 2am and I was wracking my brain reading this bruh 😂
37:55 Jack: Can I get some mac anywhere? Me: *goes down stairs, grabs pot makes make and cheese. Sits on couch and watches video on Apple TV* Me: all better
The Jared Fogle Spokesperson from Subway was awesome and still is incredibly hilarious to this day. This game definitely has a great replay value to me.
YES , YOUR RIGHT he gets 2 lives how op is that dude and i love his ulty it healls and attacks up all the team members (ps:i like healling moves dos that make me lame???)
Has anyone ever seen the episode Jared Has Aides? It basically explains Jared. However, it never had any rerun episodes because of how gross it was, which I don’t understand why
Actually, I think they forbade that episode a rerun because of it making fun of AIDS. Or maybe it's just misinterpreted as such? I dunno, it's honestly one of those moments in which you're FAIRLY certain that Stone and Parker's intention wasn't to make fun of a serious issue, but might have slightly pushed their luck a bit.
to answer Jack's question, yes "Ooh, looks like you need to eat." is a microaggression it's known as an insult to people who are suffering with eating disorders
What I love is all this time the batman costume looks like it has a concerned face so every time something weird or bad happens it looks like the new kid is the only one who is concerned which helps add to the fact that he is the "new kid" and that all of this is still new to him unlike everyone else
You can go to Cartman's mom and complete her sidequest where you'll get her Brownies as a reward. Then go to the farm at the far northeast end of the town and get a Bucket of Memberberries. Use those ingerdients and a Tortilla to craft the Chocolate Memberito (buy the recipe from Morgan Freeman), then eat it to gain a secret Timefart power. *SPOILER BELOW IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE SECRET POWER IS* You can summon your past self from the Origin Story and gain an extra party member in battle. It's basically like Butters' summon minion attack, but the minion has all your health and powers. Pretty dope, but makes battles too easy sometimes.
WAIT BUTTERS SAYS "MAYBE WE'LL START UP OUR OWN LEGION OF EVIL SUPER VILLAINS ONE DAY" AND THEN THE ENDING OF THIS GAME WITH BUTTERS MANIACALLY LAUGHING OH MY GOD
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Watching this in 2020, I realized its so rare for seán to genuinely wish bad things for someone. Him telling Jared to burn in hell is the first time I ever heard it, and I'm not upset whatsoever
Yeah you are right I hope he doesn't die and just sits in a room and suffers until he dies slowly and then he goes and rots in hell
Don't forget about his reaction to douchebags ripping on his dad
What’s wrong with the homie Jared? He’s EDP inspiration
@@antoniosmith2610 he’s a hardcore pedo
Watching this in 2022 lol
“Oh shit, a criminal! And he’s with an innocent child!” I’m so glad Jack’s brain wouldn’t let itself go there and understand that one
Lmao Yeah.
But Jared's in this
Yep lol
fuck i dont get it
PercyTheFireWolf 12 yeah he’s black I was just wondering if ther was some nuance that is the reason jack wouldn’t get it
The New Kid's face is almost always shown with a blank expression, so the fact that Cartman accuses him of giving the "puppy eyes" is so freakin' hilarious. I mean, seriously.
MoltenUprising MK4000 sometimes he smiles while attacking people haha
yeet myself off a cliff cuz he’s a sadist and he does smile when farting
You can actually see his eyebrows go into a sort of pouty face
yeet myself off a cliff yeah like using root burst from the plantmancer class
Funny how even a douchebag like cart man is a little bit of a softie.
I like how Mysterion jumped from the second story and survived, when Jack’s character died from the same kind of fall.
Kenny is just epic
Imagine kenny still died he just woke up and changed back and ran to the house
Maybe He has done it so many times he has figured out the perfect form to take minimal damage.
Mysterion is amazing like that
It's the reverse kenny
That's because he's immortal.
23:04
Senario: you're sitting on your couch Reading the newspaper. A small 4th grader that is not your child, but the drug vigilante from the television walks in unannounced. The only thing he says is "Bring it on...Wait this isn't my house." Then he leaves.
Me:WTF WAS THAT
Scenario* no offense just correcting your mistake only because I’m a grammar police, literally.
@@coolboy123ok6 *WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO*
F
Ha
This is one of those playthroughs i can just go back to every now and then because it legitimately feels like watching a season of South Park.
Your profile picture. Patric has hit the cig too much
Jack:*calls kenny by his hero name*
Every other hero:Am i a joke to you?
Okay, wooooow
@@fernelleleo1373 that wasn’t meant as an offence. -_-
@@ThatGuyJunoOfficial oh really-? SORRY-
@@__gachanells__2047 I wasn’t even speaking to you.
Well hes basically immortal
Fun Fact: Butters’ Dad has more HP then Jared.
Ok lol
Nice, thanks Mr. McViral
What is HP?
@@Alpharelic health points
@@Alpharelic health points
Jack, here's a few useful tips:
1: If you post all the headshots of Whats-his-face, he will give you an artifact that grants you +1 move which means your character can move around the board more
2: if you throw firecrackers at Morgan Freeman 3 times, you will get to fight him (warning he is really tough and I recommend that that you use characters that have healing, shields, status effects and a few summons as well)
actually this is all I can remember right now but I hope you take my word for this
Daffy 539 cool. blah blah blah everyone like so Jack can see blah blah.
hmm i did not know your 1 tip thx lard that is usfull
You can also punch him 3 times.
morgan freeman is there more or less for the challange, all he does is give you a legandary artifact and all legendary artifacts are the same thing witht eh same might, except the one you get from the chaos boss fight that has 101 might, that extra one "really" makes a diffrence (sarcasm)
Jack actually dosen't want to play by rules(maybe) he only wants to have fun but some of you guys don't understand that
Jack just in case you may see this, Mysterion, Call-Girl, and Super Craig is apparently the most powerful combination in the game.
Also Mysterion is the strongest character in the game.
Edit: Why is this still getting attention? I posted it two years ago lol
Edit #2: After thinking about it since people actually still care, I think Captain Diabetes is better than Super Craig
yes but the moast usfull team i found is call gir, mistirion,and butters . but i will gladly try the team taht you sigested thank you :)
No problem. Butters does have one powerful move, but that's about it. Super Craig can at least deal good damage at a distance, as well (the Chaos Minion is pointless because he deals very little damage). Also if you collect all of the Yaoi art and finish the quest, you get a special item that makes Super Craig stronger
ryan taylor i picked brawler moves and super craig got in my way every time so i picked a team tht can hit from a far
Mysterion is my fav
Yeah but at one point I think you can chose any move/class you want so you can use a few long distance moves on your guy
Mysterion is actually a pretty strong character with his physical move set and he's good to have on the team simply because he is the only character to have two ultimates to use in combat when everyone else can only use one (minus the new kid who can swap them out depending on their class) Dead Mysterion's ultimate actually brings him back to life and heals nearby allies so I think that would really benefit a team that doesn't have a designated healer outside of items. Also it's Kenny. Enough said.
CrystalizedWinds
Jack remembers both Hanzo and Genji's japanese ultimate voice lines to perfection. That's impressive.
“I think this may be the end.”
Oh Jack.
Oh poor, poor Jack.
You have no idea what’s coming.
Izz Science what's coming?
Enderking A lot of things I won’t talk about due to...SPOILERS. Seriously though, there’s a lot more game to come
IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Gooooooolllllllddd
Welp lets wait for the woodland critters to come
30:04 "It's Classi, I'm sure she can handle herself."
Me, having played the game and remembering shub niggurath: **laughter** "Normally, sure."
This should have been titled "jacksepticeye's gambling addiction"
No, it should be titled "Jack lives up to his heritage"
23:04: "alright, bring it on- That's not my House (has a giggle fit)"
18:10
Look at Craig's reaction to "We're probably gonna get the Freedom Pals killed"
Tweek is in the Freedom Pals
*aaaaaaaaaaa*
LadySoftSleeves that’s cute I didn’t notice that
You are looking too much into it
A
Super craigggg
Is gay.
It's hard to believe that Princess Kenny and Mysterion are the same person
Im A Commenter how
My God
@@FrigidFaith they're played by the same person
@@FrigidFaith Kenny is both characters.
both of you i FUCKING know
“Hurry the night awaits. Cool room” *LEAPS* *OUT* *THE* *WINDOW*
When you realize after watching this whole series that Cartman makes more chaos than Professor Chaos
27:45 (don’t read if you already know why Kenny understood)
Mysterion / aka Kenny : (if you watched the series)
kenny had a really bad childhood with their parents fighting like the New kid (you) he couldn’t really talk during that time and he really wanted the fighting to be over and have a good life, but he had to protect his little sister Karen. and that’s why he understood!
I thought it was Both the new kid and kenny have powers while nobody else has, kenny being immortal and new kid with his farts
Kenny could talk at that tike, he just chose not too, his abusive family made him think that he didn’t need to talk because his opinion did not matter.
"Fart in his face!"
Me: "he'd probably like that..."
Jack: "he's prolly into that"
Great minds...
Think alike
But fools seldom differ
Jared is like Quagmire but worse
Maybe
Think alike
Police : we have one white guy
My mind : I'M BAACK
Angels can game 😂
Also I’m a sub
@@ProbablyMei aw thanks ^_^
OMFG IM DYING PAISE UR SOUL
@@freesample4353 XD
1:11:14 I love how when Craig screamed it sounded like it was coming from new kid as if new kid had a voice
Fine choice, Jack, because Mysterion is arguably the best Combat Buddy in the entire game, bar none. You'd do well to use him often!
He isn't, did you play the game?
Skipper Yes I did. Finished it several times, in fact, to notice that each time Craig fights Tweek his punch animation for his punch attack changes into a shove animation instead.
And I am telling you this: Mysterion is one of the best Combat Buddies you can have, alongside Toolshed and Call Girl.
Ricky Namara those three are like the worst ones lol
Pro Comment Here Area healing? A very long range attack with defense down? Ultimate attack that hits everyone? The ability to contribute to the battle even after death instead of waiting around to be revived?
Oh yeah, they're reaaaaally the worst. /sarcasm
Ricky Namara true the other best thing is that if Kenny dies he will turn into a ghost giving the enemies debuffs
Spoiler Alert: When Wendy uses her abilities the sound "phone destroyer" is an easter egg to their new south park mobile game Phone Destroyer
OG WoWfiend why is that a spoiler?
Wow I didn't know that sarcasam
oh shet really?👋😂
*PHONE DESTROYER!!!!!*
OG WoWfiend yup
No hesitation with farting on Jared. Nice. 👌👌
53:04 Also- They all think alike.
I actually showed Jared mercy. He gave us the info we wanted.
@@jasondean7995 exactly. Some crimes are unforgivable. He doesn't deserve mercy.
@Kaiser Isaiah Foo Idk about death. Maybe disembowel them. Wait, I spelt that right? Huh.
@Kaiser Isaiah Foo not death... Excruciating infant pain maybe but not death
Guys it’s not actually Jared Fogle it doesn’t matter what you choose
1:15:29 you can see craig holding tweek back aww
🥰🥰🥰🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 they are to cute
Uh you do know that he is stoping tweek from going and just fighting new kid? And captain diabetes did too
@@djneonreaper4990 shush, craig and tweek being gay is a thing
@@Cs-sc1gv but sill, they do look mad though
@@InfernoPlayz951 ok you got a point
Jack, what mysterion meant was that he has the power to never die which is actually a cannon power in the show while the new kid has the power to change time with his farts which cannot be explained away by the game, HE LITERALLY BROUGHT A PERSON TO LIFE AND AVOIDS DEADLY TRAPS!!!!!
dagamerguyofawesome Yea. Kenny can't die. (He can also use the power for mundane purposes, like getting sleep)
dagamerguyofawes
Actually the game does explain the new kids powers. The meds in his food have side effects that give him his fart powers
@@projectpatientanarchy7550 i meant the superhero game that the kids were playing
@@lunatheluma3804 oh thats true
1st priority: where those hits supposed to make noise
2nd priority: they put medicine in the food
All the dislikes are from Jared’s friends and family😂😂
But he has none, he gave them all aids
He has friends
@@scpagent3465 yeah I doubt it
@@scpagent3465 Name three then if he has friends
1k friends and family...
he had no friends, thats why hes like that
nobody has 1k family members...
It's funny because from an unrelated mention Jack mentioned Jared at the beggining of this series, and now we got it, 47:19
47:14 Jack's face is just priceless XD
NATHAN WILSON maby dont watch the comments then asshole
Jatg whats wrong with you?
@@LuckyLuck-ls7ot nothing just read what he said
.......ok?
@@LuckyLuck-ls7ot So QuIRkY ...oK?
OH MY GOSH! THEY REVIVED KENNY!
YOU LOVEABLE CREATORS
ahahaha
This vid is an hour and twenty minutes yet not a single ad
its age restricted
I wonder why
The power of demonetization
It’s a gift from god
RUclips: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move
The Jared scene is as subtle As a
B R I C K
Why not a giant sign on McDonald's that says COME EAT
Professor Chaos: Here little *meen yeen*
Asten Gamer LMAO
@@giannaportinari4469 I'm glad JackSepticEye still remember their enemies from the show.
does anybody realise that 4 kids in elementary school beat the shit out of an interdemensional god
Memetastic That's south park for ya.
Memetastic and defeated Jared.
Memetastic the god is in NitW to...
AND were worried about THE CAT
O.o
You should change your DNA modifier, now you have more intelligence (also less HP) but your skills are physical, check the epic artifact too, they have nice effects beside great stats and the fist one you have on only gives you the stat points.
And you can change your costume colors!!
I don't think anyone else has ever said "I'm a wage slave" with such excitement
You never saw Jack gamble until this episode.
*Other:* 10:01 video length is not enough..
*JackSepticEye: SAY NO MORE*
i didnt even see that
it feels like 10 minutes O-O
Bry Wong I
speedymd growtopia no Growtopia player
Bry Wong ค
The jack’s character show:
“Welp, another day at my home **sigh**”
**opens door**
“Alright bring it-“
**is in the wrong house**
“Oh, wrong house again”
**closes door and heads off to his actual house**
How the hell does this not have any comments
I dunno-
This whole episode, or at least the police part hits different right now.
No it doesn't... Open your eyes, its always been this bad.
@@honeybee1114 You right man, I wasn't seeing the bigger picture. Thank you for opening my eyes.
Collin Vester it’s funny how you posted the comment 3 months ago and just talking again like a day ago
@Matty W ohhh no the rasicst is angry 😵😵😞😭😭😲😏😔😒😞😥😰😰😰😰😰 im sooooo sowwy pweeease dont say cuss words at someome over the internet 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 im so afwaid!!!!! Lol
@@honeybee1114 meow
8:55 this reminds me of every time when Kenny dies and Stan with Kyle are like
"Oh no! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"
This show is brilliant xD
thats what its referencing
jack when mysterion dies he becomes a ghost he can still attack and if you use your ultimate you heal everyone and become non-ghost mysterion
final boss: doggo goodest of boys then how the fuck do you defeat him?
i dont think you can defeat him XD idk
you kill him while he's a ghost so you should protect him
final boss: doggo goodest of boys oh thanks
No,if your team dies with Ghost Mysterion it's game over
Btw Ghost Mysterion can't be hurt
59:20 I love how Jack called it from something I could barely even see
Watching jack gamble flawlessly is so hilarious
So....Jack's character is now half-dragon-half-assassin?
Is he a..
Drassassin?
he shoulda been a plantssassin
no he's a fuckin furry
Delete this
No, he's Genji
He's been a little sassy this video, could he be Sassassinating people?
53:18 watching in June of 2020. That ages very well or just predicted what everyone would be saying
Was looking for the his comment
You know that’s been a movement for years and years right
man boy but it’s most important right now
keji lol it’s always been important, you mean it’s more prominent now
James Guiney pretty much
He'll never use Mysterion second ulti or super gay combo, isn't he?
Also super OP plantmancer: "It's just some status effects". LOL
Seeing the parents fight is one of the scariest scenes ever
More like the saddest.
Correction: The most relatable.
Jack:" some might say i have all the might"
Me: "oh so your al-MIGHT-y" *ba dum tiss*
Like from my hero academia?
That joke MIGHT have been a bit to far
Jack: made macaroni pictures to appease *the god Moses*
Jewish people: * I N S A N E L Y T R I G G E R E D*
Respect our *god moses*
@@Cs-sc1gv what's something that's not christian, but Americans think it is
I'm Jewish and I think it's funny.
this is south park mother trucka
*No Jewish People were polled on this opinion*
Source: I'm Jewish People. No one was offended.
"All right bring it on, THATS NOT MY HOUSE" -Jackaboy 2k17
aaa what the fuck are you talcking ab?
AAH AA TO MUCH PRESHER AAAAA
@@apunkti8180 q-quoting the video? And you misspelled a LOT of stuff, so let me do a _minor_ correction: *talking *pressure
2K18 2K18 NOT 17 THE FUCKING NUMBER IS THE NEXT YEAR IN LINE AAAAAAAA
*Petition for Jack to beat the ever-loving expectations out of his parents for arguing all the time and trying to hide it.*
Jacksepticeye made another South Park episode...
And it’s gone
48:29
I had a google+ account......
& it's gone
I had a life
& it's gone
I had a Wild Greninja
& its gone
I had a dad
& He's gone
21:38 WTF? He's Still Like That!
*A* *Few* *Seconds* *Later*
He's Gone! And Now He's Back? Jack, I Think Your Game Is Glitched?
Good eye. I didn’t notice that. 👍🏻
57:38 missed perfect chance for “No use crying Ofer spilled blood” joke
Im realising that Eric was Predicting the future with “Black Lives Matter”
Cool
no it is token's life matters
smh blm has always existed 🤦♂️
ShootingCipher its always existed 🤦♂️
Actually the movement started in 2015 but gained support in june
Looking back on this playthrough, Jack really did pick a horrible time to end the episode. Can't wait to see the look on his face again.
Why?
on monday shes a bitch tuesday shes a bitch wednesday shes a bitch
oh my god Jack killed Kenny!!
OMG HE KILLED KENNY YOUR NOT A BASTARD
Nice one😏😏😏
*YOU BASTARD*
Toxic peeps: I DONT CARE ABOUT SOUTH PARK
Me: you don’t have a soul
YOU BASTARD!!!!!
I didn't mean it jackieboyman
you bastaed
They... They made the New Kid have an intriguing story without making him not a silent protagonist. That's..... really impressive.
You could've said "while making him a silent protagonist" why with the "without making him not"? It's 2am and I was wracking my brain reading this bruh 😂
@@grimsladeleviathan3958 It was probably 2am for me at the time as well lol.
@@grimsladeleviathan3958oh my gosh I’m reading this at 2 am as well!
11:10 jack looks so excited to play it again and it's so wholesome
37:55
Jack: Can I get some mac anywhere?
Me: *goes down stairs, grabs pot makes make and cheese. Sits on couch and watches video on Apple TV*
Me: all better
I sure love make and cheese.
"each one mathematically equal to the other" I like how he says that but there's no "New kid TV" or "New kid the Movie"
His superhero name is either buttlord or butthole
o u shush
why
Ethan Mathew because he’s one of the people who tell others that are right to be quiet.
Owlfred The Owl or Douchebag
*Please refrain from reaching into my clients pocket.*
Looking back I’m still disappointed we never got a dlc where we joined butters to create our own legion of evil.
Dude you should've used Mysterion he's a fucking badass
i agree he is badass
ElectricShock{27} good job you know what a bot is :)
He did use mysrerion
ElectricShock{27} and when he dies he can fight as a ghost
ElectricShock{27} Mysterion hell ya bitch
_Ohh that aint mayo..._ ._:
it is mayo but it represents cum
@@deadcatreviewer Do ya want a cookie Einstein?
@@koji2975 fuck you
Deep Fried Boi 🗿
it maayo
59:21 he literally figures it out.
sean in a previous episode: the main story is important
sean now: i wanna do al the side quests first, its important not to rush through
0-0
Cop chief: *tries to give a lesson*
New kid: AS IF A LESSON WILL HELP YOUR SITUATION!!
Anti doesnt like money value but omg, Jackieboy Man loves Casino games x3
The Jared Fogle Spokesperson from Subway was awesome and still is incredibly hilarious to this day. This game definitely has a great replay value to me.
Jack. I have to admit that I love your *ButtMan* outfit.
Drakath Gaming hooray! Puns! Guess some people are gonna have a *butt time* !!!
the real Sanick lol
Drakath Gaming everyone says I’m really punny, so I guess I’m the pun master!!!
the real Sanick yeah lol
Nice one
Jack use Mysterion. He has the strongest attack and would've been really useful for the elder god fight.
the fight is already ove though
YES , YOUR RIGHT he gets 2 lives how op is that dude and i love his ulty it healls and attacks up all the team members (ps:i like healling moves dos that make me lame???)
The game is already pretty easy, so what's the point in doing that? Making it more easy would only take away the suspense in my opinion.
Parents fighting
Jack:are those hits supposed to make sound or what
Fun fact: You can actually hear what Kenny says in the show, it's just pretty hard to make it out a lot of the time.
Has anyone ever seen the episode Jared Has Aides? It basically explains Jared. However, it never had any rerun episodes because of how gross it was, which I don’t understand why
Katlyn Dobransky even south park has limits
It's on Hulu still.
Katlyn Dobransky I love that episode. Jared seems like such a good guy.
Katlyn Dobransky thats episode was funny AF xD
Actually, I think they forbade that episode a rerun because of it making fun of AIDS. Or maybe it's just misinterpreted as such? I dunno, it's honestly one of those moments in which you're FAIRLY certain that Stone and Parker's intention wasn't to make fun of a serious issue, but might have slightly pushed their luck a bit.
Dad! What did I say!? Stop! You don't have the rights to f*** my mom!
also new kid eats less every night. anyone else notice that?
Aimee Hammond yup
Aimee Hammond also it’s the same exact Food too
I never noticed that
Also what the fudge is he eating?
@Andrew Espiritu I think it's meatloaf with mashed potatoes.
jack: what did the carrot say to the boy? what's up doc? *dead from laughter*
me: I don't get it....
Elsa Rún Sigmundsdóttir bugs bunny
ohhhhhh thanks
@@elsarunsigmundsdottir4320 youre welcome
25:56 I feel bad for New Kid in this, he really wants his parents to be normal again.
**parents have argument about how they put medicine in their kids food**
Jacksepticeye; are the hits supposed to make noises?
Me; **facepalms**
I'd hate to see what's jacks like in a casino when he's doing the banking
You would have thought he’d learned from Cuphead
I can only hope he's not recording/streaming because then he might think before acting.
purple headed hedgehog fuck you
purple headed hedgehog V
You such
Mysterion is basically a must pick. High damage, decent health, knockback, defense down, and the only character in the game with two ultimates.
You also forgot his debuffs on enemies when he's dead.
to answer Jack's question, yes "Ooh, looks like you need to eat." is a microaggression
it's known as an insult to people who are suffering with eating disorders
26:24 as nighttime fell, we realise-oh, hey
Yeah!!! Another hour long Jacksepticeye video!!!
Makayla's Roblox Adventures YEEEEEEEE
Makayla's Roblox Adventures yeah it's amazing
Makayla's Roblox Adventures watch the long emotional night that jack just did if you want a long jack episode
all of his uncharted 4 videos are over an hours each
I love this series jack, it always put a smile on my face to see you play it no matter what u do on it
me too
Psst, guys, don't do it.
What I love is all this time the batman costume looks like it has a concerned face so every time something weird or bad happens it looks like the new kid is the only one who is concerned which helps add to the fact that he is the "new kid" and that all of this is still new to him unlike everyone else
*Jack:* Some people say I have
*all the Might!*
Me: All Might....?!
Nani!?
*_IM FEELING THE BANKING SYSTEM_*
*ME TO PAL*
New subway slogan: after the whole Jared debacle all of our meat is over 18 years old
Jack : has to fight all his team
Butters : Hey guys V-Sauce here
You can go to Cartman's mom and complete her sidequest where you'll get her Brownies as a reward. Then go to the farm at the far northeast end of the town and get a Bucket of Memberberries. Use those ingerdients and a Tortilla to craft the Chocolate Memberito (buy the recipe from Morgan Freeman), then eat it to gain a secret Timefart power.
*SPOILER BELOW IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE SECRET POWER IS*
You can summon your past self from the Origin Story and gain an extra party member in battle. It's basically like Butters' summon minion attack, but the minion has all your health and powers. Pretty dope, but makes battles too easy sometimes.
Nice rhubarb pic
Jack you can fight Morgan freeman
Just make sure that you’re at very high level; Morgan Freeman does not fuck around...
whatevr99 he is a badass
Misterion can't die even if he has a health bar
Yes, but he can't deal damage (only status effects), and needs to ult to be revived
WAIT BUTTERS SAYS "MAYBE WE'LL START UP OUR OWN LEGION OF EVIL SUPER VILLAINS ONE DAY" AND THEN THE ENDING OF THIS GAME WITH BUTTERS MANIACALLY LAUGHING OH MY GOD
Jack: Jared is back
Me: *GODDAMMIT JARED*😂😂😂