Chips ahoy CEO: So what should our ad be this time around? Employee: ok so basically a lady finds a cookie sexually attractive. Chips ahoy CEO:...........................**Looks at animator** Jim, make it happen.
Ok memes aside look how much effort was put into this ad, a whole city backround, better lip syncing with the audio compared to we get now, many models with animations put into them, etc, now we just get two cookies talking to each other in an blue background.
The unknown cookie walked throughout this unnamed city, not knowing what to do, or where to go. He looked at other people for their attention, to maybe notice him and take him in, sadly, his efforts were useless. It seemed that this cookie would be on his own in this ruthless world, it might tear him to shreds, or it will give him a life of euphoria and riches. This cookie woke up in an alleyway, looking for answers but nothing came. No family, no friends, all that was left was the cookie not knowing what this world was, or how he got here, despair and hopelessness filled every corner of his mind and heart. He trudged throughout the streets of this wretched city, asphalt filled the air as cars whooshed by, the smell…was repulsive. The townspeople, however, weren’t phased by this, as they were used to it. Enormous skyscrapers, and factories surrounded this wandering cookie, who, in contrast, was incredibly small. The buzz of the townspeople roared with incredible fierceness and pride seemingly endlessly throughout this city, unlike this cookie, who would rather keep to himself and was very timid. And then, just as all hoped seemed lost, a woman…a woman with luscious black hair that flowed like the wind, and who’s skin was golden brown, with all the smoothness of plastic walked up to the cookie with fascination, and to pamper him. For this cookie looked adorable in the eyes of this woman, a cuteness that the other townsfolk not dare look at, for their reality was too alluring and modernized. This woman…looked like a goddess. She had soul-piercing eyes, her irises were brown, with a greenish tinge to them, and had jet black eyebrows. She wore thick-framed glasses, and an orange dress with dark brown outlines. Any noble man would bask in such beauty. The woman crouched down roughly down to eye level with the cookie. She spoke towards the cookie with a babyish tone in order to appeal to him. She “awwed” to the cookie before saying “Look at you little guy. All soft and sweet, with your cute little chocolate chips.” The woman reached towards one of the cookies aforementioned chocolate chips, and touched it, subtly sliding her hand across it. A glimmer…of hope…shot into this cookie’s eyes. With all fairness it was with partial confusion, but this cookie saw something within this woman, a savior, a guardian angel. All this cookie’s fear and hopelessness melted away from his thoughts, only visions of this magnificent work of nature standing right in front of him. However, when she mentioned his chocolate chips, and touched one of them, his pride was set off. To describe it. A secret wiring within this cookie’s brain set off the pride of this cookie’s chocolate chips suddenly, he felt like he had to do everything that a cookie can do to protect his choc chips. This secret wring in his brain must be a clue to the part of his life he doesn’t remember. The part of his life he lost. The cookie talked in a deep voice, that any woman would personally find attractive. This voice shocked the woman as it was awfully out of place for a small, adorable, chocolate treat to be harboring a voice that deep. “Yeah, I get it, I’m little, but they’re not chips, they’re mouth-watering peanut butter chocolate chunks!” The cookie said this with all his heart, as a cookie’s chips, was it’s dignity. At the mention of his chips, he started remembering things, and him mentioning his own chips triggered more memory remembrance. But this cookie still only new so much. The woman found a strange…attraction?… to this cookie, as she found him irresistible at the description of his chips. She started staring romantically at the cookie. The cookie spoke again, “And if you knew how delicious they were, I bet you couldn’t keep your hands of m-“ the woman started reaching her hands out, to grab the cookie and claim him, but before our poor dear old friend could finish his sentence and the woman to lay a finger in him, a hand started soaring through the sky. Barreling towards the cookie at mach speed. An arm attached to the hand became more visible as it got closer and closer. The owner of this arm, we may never know. The arm took the cookie with no struggle, the cookie or the woman didn’t notice the arm since they were focused on each other. The arm grabbed the cookie with two fingers, and one thumb, remaining unseen by the other people since it was gone to fast to even see, except the woman and cookie who were up close. The woman was caught off guard by this giant arm, the cookie was silenced, quiet as this mysterious arm took him up into the clouds. We may not know what the cookie’s fate may be, but we do know…that he was a good man in the end.
Man, it's not easy being so delicious. *gasp* Wait, don't skip! Then you're gonna miss out on these snacks. Best feature? Chocolate chips. Bake time? Wait, what? Chips Ahoy is here. Here for happy.
LMAO I honestly love the way the cookie made it sound like Ophelia was flirting with her and she loved what was happening and this made me laugh so hard 0:24
How did we go from this and "We're not having cake" to "When the shot is Swishy"? I've never seen this commercial before but A) it's leagues better than thier recent ads and B) that girl is ultra attractive lol.
The voice actor of that cookie is getting all the ladies.
I wanna know his name
@@dr.robotnick1888 really?
Ikr lol
I wish I had that voice
I have a low voice and I never get chicks.
Chips Ahoy really be like: "Y'all horny for our cookies!?"
Saberspark?
@@inferno769 a man of culture I see.
@@saininj but of course
xd
@@inferno769 I noticed that the girl was one from one of his community posts
Just realized the animation was 8 years ago but is still better than their ads today
I agree.
That's explains the face of the cookie was at the side (+ black comedy)
Yes and they are aired on canada
WHEN THE DRIP IS RESPECTABLE
Yes, that is definitely true
The thought of a cookie having sex has never crossed my mind until now.
iPhone sex is already a thing just let your imagination run wild
Loong cookie
Same like when ever I see a baby in a kids movie or on RUclips I just have a seizure
And then there child becomes a cringe king
I don't want to imagine the baby being a human-cookie hybrid.
She looks like she could be related to Vanessa from the Bee Movie.
(She kinda acts like it too)
I thought she looked familiar.
No.
But does she like jazz?
It's probably the Bob Haircut.
She's her mixed race cousin
And they said they’ll never make a Sequel to sausage party
You do know this was long before right
@@ChalkMuncher r/Woooosh
@@OracleOfTheOasis and you felt the need to say that
@@ChalkMuncher when man need to speak truth, man speak truth.
@@Darkri187 very good truth, man
My man was bouta score and then god just grabs him and pulls him up to heaven, damn 😔
That cookie was too perfect for earth
This comment made my day 😭😭
the ultimate "nut" block
Press "F" to pay respects.
He was saved from the horny
Why is there so much sexual tension
100 like
Aww hell yea guys didn’t know it was even getting liked
101
Heck yea keep it up
How come people are suddenly being recommended this
Chips ahoy CEO: So what should our ad be this time around?
Employee: ok so basically a lady finds a cookie sexually attractive.
Chips ahoy CEO:...........................**Looks at animator** Jim, make it happen.
You got it boss 😂
@@spinoreaper4608 Ah good work Jim, you've been promoted.
lol
I- I never thought about the question if tofu was legal… You just made me question my life
Voice actors: WTF
I can't tell who's the most hottest
You took the words right out of my mouth
PantsTM bruh
The cookie is looking hella fine ngl
@@fazedogg4804 yep
The handbag... I... have a fetish...
Well done animators, that tiny bit of jiggle as she stands up is the icing on the cake.
she also *B R U S H E D T H E T I T T Y* in one shot.
What the fuck
silly
So basically you was staring them, in case of a unexpected move?
@@shawerful5209 Yes
The fact that they never show whose hand that was gives the ending an uneasy feeling. There's just giant hands out here snatching up stuff.
Maybe *GASPS* (smash bros ultimate music plays) oh god it can’t be it’s the evil hands from smash bros
It’s God returning his angel to heaven
All hail The Hand
God: I did not put you in this earth to bang a lady. For my sake I’m not having another Bee Movie.
@@jamescampbell6724 She’s too imperfect for such a divine being to have sexual relations with.
Ok memes aside look how much effort was put into this ad, a whole city backround, better lip syncing with the audio compared to we get now, many models with animations put into them, etc, now we just get two cookies talking to each other in an blue background.
man it's not easy being so deli-
Wait don't skip!
@@weirdtrain4195 then your gonna miss out on all these snacks
@@bullwrinkle29studiosshow37 Best feature?
@@weirdtrain4195 chocolate chips. Bake timr
Rule 34 of her and that cookie. Now.
*N O*
*Y E S*
This guy was ahead of his time
Her, yes. The cookie no
What the actual fuck
*CHOCOLATE T H I C C*
the woman is also quite hot
Yeah me too i love her
Gayyyyyy
Bruh
@@JamesDeleon how's that gay
The cookie tho 😳😳😳😳
“They’re not chips, they’re mouth watering peanut butter chocolate chunks, and I’m *LOADED* with them”😳😳😳😳
0:20 The gyætt 💀
Damn, a cookie gets more action then me
They should make a part two!
when the drip is respectable
@@jjpugplayer9312 But the ad is so terrible
oh they did
and it's worse than this one
@@jack.of.spades27 LINK NOW
Oh you will really regret asking for this now
The unknown cookie walked throughout this unnamed city, not knowing what to do, or where to go. He looked at other people for their attention, to maybe notice him and take him in, sadly, his efforts were useless. It seemed that this cookie would be on his own in this ruthless world, it might tear him to shreds, or it will give him a life of euphoria and riches. This cookie woke up in an alleyway, looking for answers but nothing came. No family, no friends, all that was left was the cookie not knowing what this world was, or how he got here, despair and hopelessness filled every corner of his mind and heart. He trudged throughout the streets of this wretched city, asphalt filled the air as cars whooshed by, the smell…was repulsive. The townspeople, however, weren’t phased by this, as they were used to it. Enormous skyscrapers, and factories surrounded this wandering cookie, who, in contrast, was incredibly small. The buzz of the townspeople roared with incredible fierceness and pride seemingly endlessly throughout this city, unlike this cookie, who would rather keep to himself and was very timid.
And then, just as all hoped seemed lost, a woman…a woman with luscious black hair that flowed like the wind, and who’s skin was golden brown, with all the smoothness of plastic walked up to the cookie with fascination, and to pamper him. For this cookie looked adorable in the eyes of this woman, a cuteness that the other townsfolk not dare look at, for their reality was too alluring and modernized. This woman…looked like a goddess. She had soul-piercing eyes, her irises were brown, with a greenish tinge to them, and had jet black eyebrows. She wore thick-framed glasses, and an orange dress with dark brown outlines. Any noble man would bask in such beauty.
The woman crouched down roughly down to eye level with the cookie. She spoke towards the cookie with a babyish tone in order to appeal to him. She “awwed” to the cookie before saying “Look at you little guy. All soft and sweet, with your cute little chocolate chips.” The woman reached towards one of the cookies aforementioned chocolate chips, and touched it, subtly sliding her hand across it. A glimmer…of hope…shot into this cookie’s eyes. With all fairness it was with partial confusion, but this cookie saw something within this woman, a savior, a guardian angel. All this cookie’s fear and hopelessness melted away from his thoughts, only visions of this magnificent work of nature standing right in front of him. However, when she mentioned his chocolate chips, and touched one of them, his pride was set off. To describe it. A secret wiring within this cookie’s brain set off the pride of this cookie’s chocolate chips suddenly, he felt like he had to do everything that a cookie can do to protect his choc chips. This secret wring in his brain must be a clue to the part of his life he doesn’t remember. The part of his life he lost.
The cookie talked in a deep voice, that any woman would personally find attractive. This voice shocked the woman as it was awfully out of place for a small, adorable, chocolate treat to be harboring a voice that deep. “Yeah, I get it, I’m little, but they’re not chips, they’re mouth-watering peanut butter chocolate chunks!” The cookie said this with all his heart, as a cookie’s chips, was it’s dignity. At the mention of his chips, he started remembering things, and him mentioning his own chips triggered more memory remembrance. But this cookie still only new so much. The woman found a strange…attraction?… to this cookie, as she found him irresistible at the description of his chips. She started staring romantically at the cookie.
The cookie spoke again, “And if you knew how delicious they were, I bet you couldn’t keep your hands of m-“ the woman started reaching her hands out, to grab the cookie and claim him, but before our poor dear old friend could finish his sentence and the woman to lay a finger in him, a hand started soaring through the sky. Barreling towards the cookie at mach speed. An arm attached to the hand became more visible as it got closer and closer. The owner of this arm, we may never know.
The arm took the cookie with no struggle, the cookie or the woman didn’t notice the arm since they were focused on each other. The arm grabbed the cookie with two fingers, and one thumb, remaining unseen by the other people since it was gone to fast to even see, except the woman and cookie who were up close. The woman was caught off guard by this giant arm, the cookie was silenced, quiet as this mysterious arm took him up into the clouds. We may not know what the cookie’s fate may be, but we do know…that he was a good man in the end.
Poetry
0:27
Underrated
“Mom, why is the cookie ad making me feel funny?”
You’d think it would be impossible for them to top this
Thanks a lot Saberspark
yep came here from Saberspark's latest post as well.
What
What?
Man, it's not easy being so delicious. *gasp* Wait, don't skip! Then you're gonna miss out on these snacks. Best feature? Chocolate chips. Bake time? Wait, what? Chips Ahoy is here. Here for happy.
When the drip is respectable
*faint noise of drippy*
But the chips are impeccable
when it’s a trick shot fail, but you still score some chocolate
When the Murderer is on there way
But the chip's are here to stay!
Chip's ahoy.
Here For Happy
I fucking hate that
Chips Ahoy then: *cute with mature voice*
Chips Ahoy now: *who is imposter*
Thanks Saberspark
What?
@@nifftys saberspark is a RUclipsr
@@jamal202z2 I know I asked what in like why did you thank him
@@nifftys maybe he's being sarcastic
@@aumtamphase118 no, he shown this video in a video. That's why he's thanking him.
the fact that they went from this to the impostor ad says a lot about our society.
You know your trippin when a cookie trys to sedues you
She's so hot...is it possible to love a cartoon?
Japan would like a word with you.
NO
@@KirbyLinkACW oh no
saY
oN
there are the only questions.
Ask it to R34
Upskirt ahoy!
lol
Here because of saberspark, aka cursed cartoons
It doesn't surpise me that there's already "Art" of both of these characters ranging in the hundreds.
Oh my god, that's disgusting!
where?
Gonna need a source for that.
His voice makes me feel things.
Don't worry, my friend Hans the hand can handle it. Oh Hans!
0:25
God took him back to be deconstructed
God damn even a cookie gettin' more action than me
A girl be simping on a cookie lmfao
:o boom
Cookie run kingdom players:
This commercial: *exists*
Rule 34 artists: Its free real estate
I can't find any
@@baguette745 you tryin to find one?
@@eminenception do you have one?
@@just.per.8799 no, do you?
@@eminenception rule 35, if there’s no porn about it, it will be made
Rule 34
No exceptions
Wow this aged well
Well, you can't eat Chips Ahoys without MILK
@@lucasa.3189 i know what you mean😏
I can't find the woman anywhere 😫
@@BikeShorts69 because no one even bothered to make anything else to the woman.
I didn’t knew that Vanessa from the bee movie was in this commercial lol
To think a cookie gets more game than I do.
Little cookie went through a million stages of puberty
This is pretty good animation for an 8-year-old commercial.
Damn it! I wanted her to eat the cookie...
You mean you wanted to eat the woman
@@souI.afterdeath No he meant what he meant lmao
@@Ash_Queen16 yes it is
I salivate at the taste of fresh W O M E N
Yeah, eat the cookie 😏
The fact that there's jiggle physics in a commercial for cookies
I could’ve gone my whole life without knowing that. Thanks, person.
On the chocolate chunks?
@@DiagonalTanooki Yes.
Its not even jiggle physics, i think that is how extending your arms in front of chest work
@@shawerful5209nah them titties bounced😂
0:04 the purple legs are axel in harlem
ITS ANIMAN
BROOO
I actually want some of these thanks to this commercial
I actually started crying
He’s rizzing us all up
9 years ago? Rule34 please.
No no no 💀💀💀💀💀
I hate how they gave "physics" for her aswell..
Were you fucking staring the whole time?
Damn
Cool
@@lindabarbieri726 uhh caught my eye
He sounds like the “this is a certified hood classic” guy
When the drip is respectable
But the pain is insufferable
But the the cookie and the ads are disrespectable
But the chip is impeccable
"when the drip is respectable-
But the cookie and the ads are disrespectable
This is like that AllState commercial where the little girl’s voice suddenly drops like three octaves.
Indeed...That cookie ain't the only one in this commercial that looks tasty...
The hand, or the bus with the poster of the cookie
@@ChalkMuncher The Bus Driver.
Oi 😂
¡CONGRATULATIONS! youre the 1st comment
"Any new marketing ideas, Bill?"
"We thought it would be fun if we created sexual tension between a woman and a cookie."
I have no words for this
Vin Diesel's really stepping it up
Probably the most sus Chips Ahoy ad I've ever seen 😳
The way she caresses her upper chest 😳
At least its better than the 2021 ads
I just witnessed a woman flirting with a fucking cookie
lmao this comment made me explode with laughter
Saberspark brought me here
Same, lmao.
It's weird to talk to a romantic cookie in a busy city.
I’m dying just from the fact that this has more meme potential even though there’s already memes of it. Especially when he does a close up 😂💀
That woman has no right being this sexy in a random cookie commercial
The Cookie Has A Famous Nickname (The Rizzler)
When I was younger I genuinely thought that there was a movie about this very chocolate chip three years later to learn it was a chips ahoy ad
Those were the days.
this was made in 2012 and it is 2021. sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
This makes me feel an emotion that has no identity yet...
......... woah....
Smash... You decide which one I'm talking about
when the chips are adorable
but the pain is horrible
Bro’s rizzing her up 💀💀💀
Pre-2021 Chips-Ahoy Ads: Actually Funny and Decent
2021 Chips-Ahoy ads:
wHeN tHe gAmE iS pAy-tO-wiN, bUt tHe cHiPS mAkE yOu SPiN
Noooo my reply
The wemen: oh look at you little guy all soft and Sweet with your little chocolate chips
The 🍪: CaN i PuT mY bAlLs In yOuR jAwS
This is way better than the Actual Chips Ahoy ads
Massive respect for hand
He wasn’t horny HE was Cool and stopped it from sus stuff
*_The chips are impeccable_*
The voice actor of crash in the 100% crash 4 ending: *"finally, a worthy opponent, OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY"*
Rule34 is gonna have fun with that girl animation
Whoever made this ad deserves a nice high five
LMAO I honestly love the way the cookie made it sound like Ophelia was flirting with her and she loved what was happening and this made me laugh so hard 0:24
He say: b
Aww look at you little guy soft and sweet with your cute little chocolate chips GETS EATEN*
How did we go from this and "We're not having cake" to "When the shot is Swishy"?
I've never seen this commercial before but A) it's leagues better than thier recent ads and B) that girl is ultra attractive lol.
The giant hand makes me think about just how big the city and people are.
Commits tax evasion
bro got that cookie rizz
Seems i can freely free my feelings here safely
*This turned me at a whole new intensity*
It's ok, we've all been in quarantine for far too long. It's effected us all.
MAN'S GOT RIZZ
I need a extended version please 👌😩
She was about to get some from a cookie dough😂😂
8 years ago: deep voice non cringe
in 2021 *who’s the imposter*
based cookie
A petition to bring back chips ahoy ads
she's hot
ikr
Happy National Chocolate Chip Day 🍪 from Chips Ahoy!
Fact;, the cookies voice- CBC's program, 'The current'- He's the VOICE!
great, recommended after 8 years
i cant unhear the "Amongus" part.
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This is the cursed chips ahoy cookie nobody really talks about.