"You were queuing for intelligence while they were giving out beauty" is so so bitter. With a hint of sweetness, like "aww you think my goblin looking ass is clever? 🥺"
One of my friends posted a an IG pic and a random account wrote a paragraph commending her on not conforming to patriarchy beauty standards. UNPROVOKED!!!!
I remember someone said to my friend “You are the antithesis of what a handsome person looks like” bruh we all looked at him and put our hands on his shoulder
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I swear I’m trying to tell people how MC raised me! I’m born in the UK and people swear with affection but MC is next level 😂 I adore my Trini fam ❤
The nurse told my mother that one of my older brothers looked like a “cute little white rat 🐁 and ”’… we have 0% white in us ZERO %. 🥴 2/6 of my brothers were listed as “white” on their birth certificate 🤪
Not Cameron Diaz and Nicole Kidman only being 5 years apart and James tellin' Ellis, "she's old to be fair." 🥴🥴😭 Tom put Nicole through a LOT, okay?! 🤣
It's probably because Nicole Kidman has kept acting and mostly plays older parts while Cameron Díaz retired from acting over 10 years ago so people remember her from when she was younger
@@AndresGomez-ct7qb Right, so the actress who's still putting out major projects is unknown, but instant recognition for the slightly younger one they all wanna sleep with who's been inactive for a decade (returning in 2024 btw). Lol I got it, thanks.
@@MaxineShaw_84 Huh? No, that's not what I said. 😅 Nicole Kidman has gone on to play older roles, so of course perception of her is different than the woman that played her last major role as a sexy teacher 😆
james is a good narrator. i’d watch the reddit horror story if it was a movie and the dr. mcallister is played by willem dafoe and the captive god is dicaprio.
The whole ‘gimp or gay’ section was hilarious. Fuhad saying ‘type in beaver dam’ hoping for something naughty had me pissing myself😂😂😂 Strength to strength lads, love it
The question of the day came while my wounds are fresh😂 Chillin with my homies with some girls, and one of them said to me "you're actually quite handsome". While i was soaking in my own ego, caught a glimpse of my homies just shaking their heads saying "bro i hate it when they mock him like that" I've never been humbled quicker😩😭
I am so sorry. I couldn't wait. I had to find that "Captive God" story and LET ME TELL YOU!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW. 😧😲😱. I can't wait for next week to see ya'll reaction as you read it together. This is THE BEST SEGMENT EVER!!!!
The way James can come up with scenarios and explain things such as the cage. I'm like huh that makes a lot of sense and now it's just fact. I'm not even questioning it.
Yesterday I met a guy and I had to take a second look. Me: there's a UK podcast... Him: shxtnGigs Me:😂😂😂 yeeees. So basically, you've got another doppelganger in South Africa James.
When I was in highschool this dude told this girl "you look like someone beat you in the face with a bag of canned food" and I have not forgotten it since. (they were joking around with each other, no hostility but it was still hilarious to this day)
I was in a nightclub one time and some guy said "for someone with an ass like that your face is disappointing" I dashed my drink at him and walked away
This happened to me back in the ‘90’s when I worked in a nightclub but he grabbed my arse first. I grabbed his sack, juggled for a sec and said “I feel your pain, you should have another drink…” 😂
James reading the story is top tier.... yeh we need this as a segment for sure.... also, consider doing audibles. Id definitely listen to some fiction read by James... even reddit stories, lol
We were playing paranoia and the question was who would lie on a r*** charge for the money? All he had to do was answer who he said would. There were three girls left, it was actually a set up, he decided to violate and say to me “No one would believe you anyway because look at you, you can’t get laid.” I was hurtinggg especially cos I’ve been SA’d, it’s not like he knew but it hit a nerve still 😭😂
@@shen_876it’s alright he was a spotty ginger stoner idk who he thought he was talking to, He had a crush on my friend who literally begged me to take her home and get her away from him, he must’ve been hurting from me doing that.
Finally, SOMEONE WHO SHARES MY LOVE FOR CASTLEVANIA(Both series). Thank you, James!!! Also looking forward to the rest of the Captive God story. Sounds like a damn Netflix documentary
Ayyyyeeee I see the Gold! Me and my husband watch you guys while winding the day off! Settle the kids, shower eat, then Shits&Gigs while everyones chilling lol I'm so happy to see the Gold Guys! Thanks for all the laughs and drinks spits you've given us !
As someone who started watching solely because in think James is a beautiful human 😍 I can't belive anyone had the audacity to call him a frog! Looks like a prince to me! 👑
“We’re a team. You can never break us up!” 😂 Truer words were never spoken. Love these two. ❤
Fuhad: She’s pissed now, innit
James: Cause I’m huge!
Fuhad: 👀 I was gonna say you’re rich but ok.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂facts
😂😂😂
💯 I was thinking that too! Maybe he was skrawny when he was young
James got so happy when Fuhad said it hurt his feelings when James got called a frog 😂
The why he said that "thanks bro" was cute 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I’m not gonna lie i got happy too. Cause James goes hard for Fuhad; it’s nice to see it reciprocated 😂😂
Time stamp?
Narcissistic comments
WhT is this frog comments I hear of nasty people?? IMO the eyes are the eyes of the soul and probably see thru the horror infront of them 😤
"You were queuing for intelligence while they were giving out beauty" is so so bitter. With a hint of sweetness, like "aww you think my goblin looking ass is clever? 🥺"
Goblin looking ass is CRAZY
I like your toxic “imma hear what I want to hear” attitude😊 gimme more of that😏
they never said you got to the front of the queue
@@St.JohnsKid I would love to kodwa phambi kwabantu?🤭
@@AFUFreeman720 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Fat fatherless whores”😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭the friend must’ve been like wtf did I do😭
They come for anyone and everyone because of one person's deeds
Right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
"If I was GAY that sounds juice" Fuhad had me dying man said that with a straight face too
raahhhhhhhhh
He said that with so much chest😭🤣
There is no husband, I just know somebody wrote this in knowing the type of scenario rabbit hole they'd go into 😂
The straight face sold it lol
Ngl he low-key right
I've heard a friend say, "You've got a face for radio"... and I died on the spot😂.
Fuhad and James are peak humor 😂😂😂
One of my friends posted a an IG pic and a random account wrote a paragraph commending her on not conforming to patriarchy beauty standards. UNPROVOKED!!!!
Diabolical! 😂
i would just delete my whole page if that happened to me 😭 would never have confidence again
😂whyyyyyyy
DAMN wtf 😭 I would want to stop earth and get off at that point
@@wasabiicattsame af
I love how they have adopted bottom boy to their daily vocab 😂😂😂
they said they were gonna do it and they didn’t love these two😂😂
“Every friendship group has a dog” Who the hell has a dog? The Scooby gang?
😂
I'm in a hospital bed laughing out loud like I have no worries...This made my day....And who calls someone a frog!!!IN THEIR FACE
Awww. Good luck to you.
Hope all is well
Get well 🙏🏼
“If I was gay that sounds juice” had me crying 😂😂😂
Do you remember when he said that I've seen a bunch of comments, but I don't remember hearing it.
@@B0FA... 1:06:24
@@B0FA...1:06:25
@@B0FA... 1:06:25 late but here you go 😂
How Fuhad went from not seeing the appeal of a ck cage to being on board after James' speculations 😂🤣😂.
😂😂😂
That's juice!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
James is such bad influence 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I remember someone said to my friend “You are the antithesis of what a handsome person looks like” bruh we all looked at him and put our hands on his shoulder
fake ass comment... bro said antithesis this is a woman speaking not a dictionary 😂 😂 😂
That's so cruel 😭
😢💀💀💀💀
I'll be right back, going to Google what antithesis means 😅
Got it 😂
Ruthless! 🤕😭😭😭
I feel Ellis's pain with the top 5 " might as well throw it in the bin." I have also experienced this level of defeat.
Right!? like pick a new game for Ellis 😂
Who can sun burn quickest.
I wonder how he is going with 75 days hard
@@bradgiles2726 aren’t his shoulders getting broader? Or is that me just wanting to see things😅
“hazy recollection of someone who was in captivity” proceeds giving ALL the deets 😂 42:08
we neeed moree deeets😂😂
I read the rest of the story…..and daaaaaam
James goes from soothing reading voice to dramatic excitement when he breaks character 🤣🤣🤣
“As an outsider, how do I feel about pretty privilege?” As a Trini I would politely tell that person to “ hull yuh MC!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I swear I’m trying to tell people how MC raised me! I’m born in the UK and people swear with affection but MC is next level 😂 I adore my Trini fam ❤
I would have to add the stinkin or dutty to that first😂
@@jesseb4956 yuh understand
Don't forget SD...stinking dutty...don't ever leave that out😅
In Dominica we would tell them lang patat mamaw
My wife described a baby as a different kind of pretty to prevent from saying it was ugly.
I’ve literally called my husband to thank him for giving me cute babies after I saw an old friends new baby
Breda!!!! different type of pretty???.....that's like saying exotic ugly
Exotic ugly is craaazzzzyyyy @@Creamiie
The nurse told my mother that one of my older brothers looked like a “cute little white rat 🐁 and ”’… we have 0% white in us ZERO %. 🥴 2/6 of my brothers were listed as “white” on their birth certificate 🤪
My mom called one of my friends baby a naked mole rat😮
Not Cameron Diaz and Nicole Kidman only being 5 years apart and James tellin' Ellis, "she's old to be fair." 🥴🥴😭 Tom put Nicole through a LOT, okay?! 🤣
LOL I was coming to the comments to complain! And she played Sandra Bullock’s little sister
It's probably because Nicole Kidman has kept acting and mostly plays older parts while Cameron Díaz retired from acting over 10 years ago so people remember her from when she was younger
5 years is a lot. 15 and 20 years old yano 👀
@@AndresGomez-ct7qb Right, so the actress who's still putting out major projects is unknown, but instant recognition for the slightly younger one they all wanna sleep with who's been inactive for a decade (returning in 2024 btw). Lol I got it, thanks.
@@MaxineShaw_84 Huh? No, that's not what I said. 😅
Nicole Kidman has gone on to play older roles, so of course perception of her is different than the woman that played her last major role as a sexy teacher 😆
James was LOCKED in character at that God slavvery storyyy woww these man are naturals
Liiiike,!!!! It flowwweeedd!!!!
I definitely need James to start reading No Sleep Reddit on the regular. Top tier content!
The crude oil joke was hilarious but James’s laugh TOOK ME OUT!!!
Kettle
1:02:40 The fear in James's face with rem googling 😂😂😂
When fuhad said he’d “howl to the moon” lmaooo insane! 🤣💀
as i come to check bc it’s monday i felt my dopamine spike
NEW EPISODE
genuinely the best part of my week
The girl who called James a frog is probably kicking herself now😂😂😂 he’s gorgeous ❤
Agreed❤❤❤
100%
Absolutely
Well he is cute that's all
Absolutely. The sexiest frog I've ever seen
In Southern US, if we find someone unattractive, we say “man, that person has a face only a mother could love.” 😂💀
Bless their heart
Yes I was looking for this comment! 😂😂
Its used in the UK its more of an older persons saying i think
😂
Hey we say that in Ireland too!🤣😁
The unison “CLAM JAM” almost took me completely out 😂😂😂😂
Time to get caught laughing at work randomly and act like i seen something funny for the next hr 😂😂 GANG!!!
Omg the scenario! "IF I WAS GAY! THAT SOUNDS JUICE!"😂💀
I'm sorry our family takes our bloodline very seriously took me the fu*k out
Faaaaammmmiiillyyy!!! that one was jokes! insulted my whole genetics not just my ugly face
I’m locked in 4 ‘Captive God ‘ Part 2 It’s the storytelling for me 👏🏽👏🏽
CASTLEVANIA IS FIRE!!! Also I am so happy they had such a strong backstory for Annette. She saved herself and her people.
james is a good narrator. i’d watch the reddit horror story if it was a movie and the dr. mcallister is played by willem dafoe and the captive god is dicaprio.
Green Goblin as the therapist to Shutter Island? Sheeesh
The whole ‘gimp or gay’ section was hilarious. Fuhad saying ‘type in beaver dam’ hoping for something naughty had me pissing myself😂😂😂
Strength to strength lads, love it
Who's Reese Weatherspoon?!
Legally Blonde? 🤔
Morning Show?🤔
That one episode of Friends? OH YES!!!
Most British reaction.
Fuhad’s voice gives me the flutters. Love this duo with a passion.
I fully get that. 😳😮💨😮💨😮💨
James should be a narrator for audiobooks
Thank you for saying out loud "Don't, do it incognito" saved me from doing that on my work device. LOOL thanks, James!
I have had someone turn round to me after seeing my sister "why ain't you as pretty as your sister?" I cried inside 😭
I've been called ugly so many times that I couldn't even laugh for the first 18 minutes 🙃
You're gorgeous so I'm really sad to hear this
You are absolutely gorgeous. ❤
But you're far from it so don't even think about it!
No way. You're beautiful 💜
pay them no mind, homegirl u gorgeous and your skin glowws💟
My week only starts after watching the boys
James: There was one Nigerian don in there...
Fuhad: Hahaha
James: He was disabled
Fuhad: Oh...
The instant regret😂
YEASSS MY GIRLSSS 😩🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
What's your ig
Your profile picture BAD how old are you?
@@kehkehd646 i see you chirpsing a ting in d comments 😂
@@kehkehd646 19😂😂🫶🏾
@@kehkehd646why? It's youtube sir...
"We need ugly people , you know , how else could the pretty ones stand out" . I felt stupid because i wanted someone to tell me that I'm not so ugly😂
“It hurt my feelings” 💀😂Don’t know if it’s funnier coming from James or Fuhad😂🤣
16:04 when fuhad said “I don’t know you and I don’t owe you anything, I’ll tell you the TRUTH”😭💀💀💀 had me dying because same🤣
The question of the day came while my wounds are fresh😂
Chillin with my homies with some girls, and one of them said to me "you're actually quite handsome". While i was soaking in my own ego, caught a glimpse of my homies just shaking their heads saying "bro i hate it when they mock him like that"
I've never been humbled quicker😩😭
😂
This was such a good episode fam 😂 You men had me beggin for air a good few times, even when Ellis said he should put his board in the bin 🤣
Their giggles while recollecting husband conversation though😅😂
Best thing to look forward to on a Monday!
I am so sorry. I couldn't wait. I had to find that "Captive God" story and LET ME TELL YOU!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW. 😧😲😱. I can't wait for next week to see ya'll reaction as you read it together. This is THE BEST SEGMENT EVER!!!!
Where do I go to read it? 😢please tell me
@@leoneagle8514 r/nosleep
Fuhad face when James said she hit him the next day sent me. I have to run it back a few times 😂🤣😂🤣
Feeling the haircut Ellis!!! Looking good!
The READING moment…James needs to do audio books!! Lovely reading voice!
after a tiring day, its good to see the podcast being showed at the recommendations
“So brave, can’t wait to see the after.”
That would’ve been my 13th reason why.
It’s a truly villainous comment 😂😂😂😂
The way James can come up with scenarios and explain things such as the cage. I'm like huh that makes a lot of sense and now it's just fact. I'm not even questioning it.
Yesterday I met a guy and I had to take a second look.
Me: there's a UK podcast...
Him: shxtnGigs
Me:😂😂😂 yeeees.
So basically, you've got another doppelganger in South Africa James.
Fuhad be waving that freak flag strong and I appreciate every moment of it 🤣 #mypeople
When I was in highschool this dude told this girl "you look like someone beat you in the face with a bag of canned food" and I have not forgotten it since. (they were joking around with each other, no hostility but it was still hilarious to this day)
They said “safe place, safe place” & went crazyy🤣🤣
The way James read that story had me locked in
Fuhad remembered the date of James being called Frog and saying that hurt him too, sweetened James😂😂😂
The horror writer 👏 the narration 👌Fuhads' relatable reactions 👍. All in all😌❤ loved it ..
I was in a nightclub one time and some guy said "for someone with an ass like that your face is disappointing" I dashed my drink at him and walked away
This happened to me back in the ‘90’s when I worked in a nightclub but he grabbed my arse first. I grabbed his sack, juggled for a sec and said “I feel your pain, you should have another drink…” 😂
You’re literally so pretty though wtf
“Our family take our blood line seriously”🤣🤣🤣nahhh
"Fat fatherless whores" is CRAZYY😭🤣🤣
That Reddit segment was wiiiild. Fan fiction vibes 😂
James reading the story is top tier.... yeh we need this as a segment for sure.... also, consider doing audibles. Id definitely listen to some fiction read by James... even reddit stories, lol
We were playing paranoia and the question was who would lie on a r*** charge for the money? All he had to do was answer who he said would. There were three girls left, it was actually a set up, he decided to violate and say to me “No one would believe you anyway because look at you, you can’t get laid.” I was hurtinggg especially cos I’ve been SA’d, it’s not like he knew but it hit a nerve still 😭😂
Damn sis🥺 sending virtual hugs
@@shen_876it’s alright he was a spotty ginger stoner idk who he thought he was talking to, He had a crush on my friend who literally begged me to take her home and get her away from him, he must’ve been hurting from me doing that.
@@sleepeatrepeattna ur Fiyah that guys lying
@@user-ds8gf3ki2g thank you, appreciate it ✨🙏🏽
The entire premise of that interaction is disgusting
“ WE ARE A TEAM BUT WHO IS IT?!!!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣
A girl on Pink Courtroom said one guy looked like he’d snuck on to Earth and I passed out 😂
Love that this is now part of my Monday routine now
I feel bad for Ellis 😢 let him win something 😂
1:13:39 if we are being honest here that is the most accurate and believable one 🤣🤣
You men can make me wanna watch any show with the way y’all talk about it!!!
We need a score reset on Top 5. Give James a prize and reset to zeros
Finally, SOMEONE WHO SHARES MY LOVE FOR CASTLEVANIA(Both series). Thank you, James!!! Also looking forward to the rest of the Captive God story. Sounds like a damn Netflix documentary
Ellis skin is looking more clear and I see them muscles 👀❤ keep it up you’re doing great
Now my Monday can officially begin 🎉love you daddies ❤❤
I love fuhad being the biggest supporter @ 8:47
I love these guys ❣️😍 I wish I had a friendship group like this 🙃
I feel like this question of the week is in response to the roast episode and Fuhad wanted to know he isn’t alone 😂😂
the reactions to the female equivalents nearly knocked me off my chair 🤣 clam jam?! HUH!? beaver dam!? HUH!? Jaaaaames 🤣🤣🤣
After the last few "bottom boy" flop intros, I can just imagine James bringing everyone in to rehearse it 🤣🤣🤣
James loves being dramatic 😂😂
Absolutely obsessed with James and Fuhad learning the joys of reading thriller books 😭😂 48:22
Love your content guys, keep it up, Mondays are so much better with you😊
Ps: Can we address Jamie's new tat on the forearm? 🎉
This man said, bro, someone failed with me.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 54:30 I'm not doing this alone.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ayyyyeeee I see the Gold! Me and my husband watch you guys while winding the day off! Settle the kids, shower eat, then Shits&Gigs while everyones chilling lol I'm so happy to see the Gold Guys! Thanks for all the laughs and drinks spits you've given us !
Women's equivalent is a Chastity Belt ! Love the show xxx
Finally!!
It's jarring seeing the episode on Spotify and then I rush to check YT and see nothing
Castlevania is fire. Wait until the last episode crazy
I love James shirt that texture material is very posh,and it fits him well. ❤
Ellis with the fresh cut okay boo
As someone who started watching solely because in think James is a beautiful human 😍 I can't belive anyone had the audacity to call him a frog! Looks like a prince to me! 👑
castlevania is awesome.
the end of the last episode made me scream out of excitement...i cant wait for season 2❤
I'm officially convinced I know Fuhad and James' type now