"Cinco Eye Tanning System" | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
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I wish they made a hundred more skits with these guys
They're handsome for a men.
TJP77 ye these 2 guys r fucked up lol im dyin
They did.
They made three skits with them. Not a hundred. Three.
Check out cinco food tube
I can't help but feel like the actor playing Kent just happened to use dentures, and Tim+Eric just ran with it, making teeth removal part of any sketch he's in.
Oh really? You mean they didn't remove an actors real teeth just for the skit? I feel short-changed.
@@DiscoFang he's talking about before the skits were made lol
His name is Bob Ross. No joke.
No I think he had teeth when they cast him and they made him remove them to make the dentures joke fit. It didn't hurt a bit when they pulled em out.
me me, i'm a tan man
I love how Cinco finds any excuse possible to remove teeth
I cant stop myself from saying "sounds like the plan for me" whenever someone says what to do
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I also always use this expression now.
Me me! I'm a plan man.
how do i become a licensed lube man
Kepe 😂
me me, i´m a licensed lube man
I believe it varies state by state.
Kepe Don’t ask.
Gotta go to lube school
Because of this skit, whenever I happen to be on a boat (or kayak) I always make sure to say “I’m a boatman, and a tanman. Fully tanned.”
Thank god your teeth aren’t brown.
*boatmehn
Me-me!
…a boatman and a tan man
cinco is always 1 step ahead it seems
They just skip to step five.
Is that like the paradox of "tomorrow never comes"?
It seems like these days teeth jusr get in the way of these amazing advances of human technology
Those pearly whites just don't do you any good anymore!
Aero Noivern you said it Rudy!
Those are dentures
Honestly though...
me me im a tan man
Well I am too except for my eyes.
try the system, you'll like it
MWPRO1000 That sounds like the plan for me.
and a boat man
@notion1 you shut the fuck up.
I love how Kent just casually has a hand mirror laying around at the beach LMFAO!
And it's the sort of thing you don't question. You just accept it.
I'm a boatman, and a tanman.
Me-me, I'm a food tube man.
Boatmin
Fully tanned
CCLADS I try and replace any word ending in -men with -min
It's been great tanning with you, Kent.
But I gotta hustle
Looking like that?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I love how calm his face is when his friend is screaming at 0:17
What, it's not normal for your friends to be screaming around you?
@@meisteremm It's normal for these guys
@@hyun1141 Absolutely. It's quality reassurance.
Kent’s seen this before. He knows he’s about to set Rudy straight
how many times can one man get all his teeth removed
reallydumbforeal1 hahahaha
Cinco times.
Bigfoot jeezus man. You trolled me into laughter lol.
@@johnsonmapko you are a genius, my friend
yes
I like how he's still talking normally when he has his dentures removed.
likeriver the Tim and Eric universe is a questionable one
It didnt hurt a bit when they pulled them out.
I feel like he takes on a slight southern accent when he takes his dentures out.
@@1rk3neditz I don't like Bart Simpson replying to himself like this
@@BeeHatGuy especially creepy, since both Barts posted years ago, respectively, and neither have ever changed their pic...
"Hold on tight, this is going to be the ride of your life."
This sounds exactly like those pre-ride videos at theme parks, it's stunning how specific this is.
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Seems like a great product for me once I get a tanning friend. :(
Rudy truly is lucky to have a good friend like Kent in his life
Would love to see an honest documentary about the Tim & Eric show, with the stories behind the bit players, who all deserve a little appreciation (not just David Liebe-hart)
I'd watch it... They had some outrageous insane creative synergy going on
I don't know the other guy but the actor who plays Kent's name is Bob Ross (no really) and he has a small youtube channel
@@UndeadPastaRudy is a veterinarian
I like how Kent's friend looks vaguely disturbed when he removes his dentures
What's there to be uneasy about complimentary teeth removal?
Most people are weirded out by dentures i went on a date with a chick with dentures and couldn't help but gawk all night at them lol sad thing is they looked real and she held them in well ... I just wish she hadn't told me so ill feel like an ass the rest of my life for not going on a 2nd date because of dentures... she was just too honest for a first date.. for your health...❤ back to you, Cinco
Most underrated part of the bit for sure
If they made a show with these two guys and made it entirely infomercials like this, I'd watch the hell out of it.
I love how every Cinco system requires the removal of teeth.
YA! And it's always the most over the top and ridiculous solution!
Why use one when you can use ALL Cinco products with a single mouth?!
Actually the Cinco Face Time Party Snoozer and Cinco Privacy Helmet don't require removal of teeth... but they probably work better if you do remove them.
@@johnsonmapko Im sure some cultures throughout history thought of teeth as the containers of the soul.
@@brandonmorel2658 Me me I'm a midi man. Gladly forfeited my pearly whites when I bought my Cinco Midi Organizer. Nothing like blasting passport.mid and clapping gums to the beat.
The Cinco dimension is one of unrelenting horror and teeth removal
me me, i'm a tanman!
You you?
@@rickybrowne7053 and a boatman.
I’m a boatman and a tan man.
"Hold on tight. This is going to be the ride of your life."
This was supposed to be Pacino and De Niro, but a last minute scheduling conflict forced Cinco to go with these guys....... definite upgrade.
The way he shakes his head and makes that sound at 1:04 always makes me laugh.
I know right I just left a comment imagine that next to you while you sleep lol
@@DomPeriod the slight clattering
He reminds me charles manson vibes
These Cinco systems are from my childhood nightmares. I remember nightmares where my eyes or other body parts were required to be removed for some unrelated reason as if everyone else though it completely normal. The most vivid is where my eyes were required for astronauts whose own eyes were damaged. In the dream, every time I was out in public people would say "There he is!" and make a beeline for me like in the architect sequences in the movie Inception.
Absolutely horrifying. I can’t imagine what it would be like to wake up (as a kid no less) after having one of these thought abominations.
T&E at interview- "So what are some of your talents?"
"Well, these teeth aren't real"
T&E- *YOU'RE HIRED*
The Tim & Eric universe is more terrifying than any dystopian future you could imagine.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........DAMMIT!!!Racoon eyes again!!!!!
Man I swear if these two are not the best duo ever.😭
anyone else love how he says looking like that at 0:11
Yeah, that was a perfect take. x)
I like how he says "tan resistant gel"
Kevin Mathewson "me me, I'm a tan man!"
Yes.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh kents not wearing a Bro-oche (from cinco men)
I like how whenever it includes these two guys, it has the procedure of removing teeth.
I love that it's always a 'system' of some kind that you have to sign on to.
What a hunky pair of bronze boys. The perfect eye tan has always been more elusive than my real dad, but not anymore! Thanks Cinco! Happy to join the tan man team!
Me Me! I'm a tan man! Favorite line
I like it when people write lines from what I have just watched in the comments, it helps me remember what I have just watched and it makes me think - boy that person is funny for remembering the thing I also just watched. Well done you unsung heroes of comedy. I salute you.
ModestMootsey not sure what you mean, I wasn’t being sarcastic. I literally enjoy those comments. They are the highest form of humour.
"Oh", yeah.. sorry man. No , I do too
The actor playing Rudy is a vet and a real estate agent. I am somehow fascinated by these actors.
I'd have a lunch with these gentlemen. Maybe even an early-bird dinner at a reasonably priced diner.
Lol 😂😂😂
me me I'm a dinner dude
Don't forget to bring along your Cinco food tube!
@@ghostface5559 me me is a handsome man, and a bro-ocheman...
Me so hungry
"I'm a boat-men and a tan-man. Fully tanned. Me-me, I'm a tan man!"
i'm a boatman
and a tanman.
... fully tanned!
me me, i'm a tan man
Cinco is one of the world's great companies.
10 grid place penalty for supporting cinco or something, who gives a fuck we're the fia
ME ME! I'M A TAN MAN.
I was sold on the scream fifteen seconds in. :]
The before and after photos are the same photo, but in the after the raccoon eyes are gone and the teeth were sloppily removed with Photoshop. Brilliant... and creepy!
I thought they were going to direct sunlight into people's eyes to get them tanned, but I like this better.
I wonder if Tim & Eric looked for actors with dentures, or if they found an actor who happened to have dentures and just ran with it.
Cinco actually had his teeth removed for the skit.
1:04 is it just me, or is the "it didn't hurt a bit when they pulled 'em out" a reused asset from the food tube skit?
***** It's like a running gag for most of the Cinco products to require teeth removal.
+Ailuri Catbear The food tube appeared well after this sketch.
+Ben Tice and licensed lube men. Seems like a good choice for a secure career.
It's also in the Bro-oach skit and a couple other Cinco skits.
The way this is shot, you can never tell if they're wearing swim trunks or not. Brilliant.
"Take a look"… "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, DAMMIT!"
The before and after photos are my favorite parts of these sketches lmao
That sounds like the plan for me
All of the comments here are golden.
Great Job!
0:46 - Hold on tight, this is going to be the ride of your life.
The experts at Cinco's Specialist Labs are geniuses.
Lol, so demented. These short clips are better then watching the whole episode, thanks Cinco!
They must be in purgatory. "You've got a nice set of pearls!" ad infinitum.
Pray for Kent and Rudy.
Beautiful set of chompers
"now the entire eye area is covered" while he's spinning wildly in the gyro is so fucking funny it hurts
well if only i had some tan friends to tan with
Matchek Broski me me, I'm a tan man!
They're already tan, find pale friends to tan with. You blew it, ka-paysh?
I'm willing to bet that it went something like this. The guy shows up for an audition, and a question gets asked like "what is the weirdest thing about yourself?". The guy pulls the dentures, and Tim and Eric run with that from then on, for all its worth. They do it because he can. :-)
I had this procedure done, but I made the mistake of not asking for a licensed Lube Man. I still have my teeth, but they're very brown. Thanks, Cinco!!
I'm a licensed lubeman. Feel free to request me if you're going to use the Cinco Eye Tanning System.
I think my favourite part is how the spokesman still has a chest as pale as corpseflesh.
I love how he has a mirror readily handy on the beach tanning
"AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH! DAMNIT! RACOON EYES AGAIN"!!! Love these guys.
I love how they scream at everything
Rudy and Kent are amazing! ❤️
after dozens of views i just realized they're applying a tan-resistant gel and despite his explanation for the teeth pulling he keeps his mouth closed the entire time in the gyro tanner
" I'm a boat man "
Points to esky.
me me I'm a tan man!
Cinco is really on to something here. That’s a company that’s going places!
getting your teeth yanked out of your mouth with pliers? EASY
keeping your mouth closed in that tanning chamber? IMPOSSIBLE
Jim Furyk definitely wants Cinco's phone number...
I’m a boat man, and a tan man, fullly tanned. me me I’m a tan man.
a small price to pay for the perfect tan
Hold on tight, this is gonna be the ride of your life
There's got to be an easier way
no. this is only way to tan eyebal
Ive researched many other methods and this is still the best.
imagine if it tanned your teeth. glad they take them out first.
imagine if it tanned your teeth. glad they take them out first.
There isn't.
LOL i love the running gag of "then your teeth are removed"
I'm about to do phototherapy for my psoriasis again, so I could really use this eye tanning system. Me me I'm a tanman! Not a boatman though.
i love how he screams
You have to applaud the actor playing Kent willing to get his teeth removed thrice for the sake of a Tim & Eric skit. Such dedication.
I'm a licenced lube man, now. Thanks Cinco University Institute College of Universities!
Tan out of tan, would tan again.
so glad you guys worked this out!
cinco and spishak are the greatest companies ever
0:15 All of tim and eric...
"That sounds like the plan for me" is hands down funniest.
Make sure your licensed lube man is also fully insured.
I find myself saying "me me, I'm a [thing] man" far too often
Yeah I know what you mean
Hahaha the before and after at then end got me rollin'! The after dude has no teeth.
How does this guy keep getting new sets of teeth
I had this done. It's wonderful. My eye tan is brilliant and I can only drink milkshakes! Cinco Men is the BEST!
Every cinco tool ever: first, pull out all your goddamn teeth
Genius,so simple yet so effective.
A must tan for all tanning friends
I love how they pull teeth, it’s pure genius
I haven't slept in over 6 months because I'm afraid of I do I could wake up in an alternate reality where the Cinco corporation actually exists.
Can you be both a tan man AND a cinco boy?!