32 Times Frank Murphy Had Absolutely No Chill

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @nextofken
    @nextofken  5 лет назад +1138

    Unfortunately, RUclips has demonetized us and didn't provide much reason beyond a canned response. So we will be moving over to our new RUclips channel. If you want to keep in touch and continue to support NOK and its creators, feel free to subscribe to ruclips.net/channel/UCOUw5gJI3HaVfV_Ym-NBsAQ?view_as=subscriber
    Our new channel is gonna focus on all original content primarily around superheroes, comics, horror, and more. Thank you for being a fan all these years. We'll see you later!

    • @tprime2702
      @tprime2702 5 лет назад +128

      Well... maybe you shouldn't expect to stay monitized after sticking that obnoxious watermark on video content you don't own? Maybe?

    • @canadaman9527
      @canadaman9527 5 лет назад +4

      Next of Ken r

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT 5 лет назад +87

      Stop trying to monetize content you don't own.

    • @LeviR34
      @LeviR34 5 лет назад +37

      @@syndicator no no. How are folks supposed to get rich quickly off of other people's work if youtube flags their videos?

    • @wisdomball4584
      @wisdomball4584 5 лет назад +30

      RUclips stopping copyright infringement. Imagine that.

  • @nickporter9264
    @nickporter9264 5 лет назад +718

    My personal favorite is when he tells Kevin that he’s selling him to the Army and that he’s getting sent to Viet Nam. Absolute savage.

    • @bobbob5007
      @bobbob5007 4 года назад +23

      If you see a baby running away he’s about to compromise your position shoot him in the brain stem

    • @nickporter9264
      @nickporter9264 4 года назад +23

      @@bobbob5007 It's okay, everything is fair game over there.

    • @nickporter9264
      @nickporter9264 4 года назад +19

      @Angel Campoverde You hold him up on your bayonet for the others to see! It's about sending a message!

    • @leodavinci4913
      @leodavinci4913 2 года назад +2

      Kevin it’s a win win,you get to go to Korea,and me and your mom might get a nice folded flag out of it

  • @venomclown1134
    @venomclown1134 5 лет назад +2267

    "I don't need a $25 bible to tell me aboit God. I almost bled out in Korea, alright?! I have *met* God!!" 😂

  • @hailey740
    @hailey740 5 лет назад +5308

    F is for family is so underrated plus we all needed this

    • @IanGamingM
      @IanGamingM 5 лет назад +17

      That Girl you know a season 3 is coming

    • @IanGamingM
      @IanGamingM 5 лет назад +12

      Sorry you know A season 3 is coming

    • @xtzyshuadog
      @xtzyshuadog 5 лет назад +32

      That Girl Too many people think something popular is *"underrated"* ... Hundreds of thousands of people have seen this show's RUclips clips...
      Though you should take a look at *AllenPalin's Bill Burr videos* , he matches Bill's podcast rants with video clips of what they guy's referencing

    • @FriezaSucks
      @FriezaSucks 5 лет назад +7

      KillPenguins AKA xtzyshuadog I haven’t yet watched this show, is Frank voiced by Bill Burr?

    • @Ajax_Cleanerman
      @Ajax_Cleanerman 5 лет назад +1

      @@FriezaSucks yes

  • @JC42023
    @JC42023 5 лет назад +879

    I thought you were gonna be happy tonight
    *NEVER ASSUME THAT!*

  • @lanceblazer176
    @lanceblazer176 4 года назад +145

    "What are we having?"
    "Free f******* food. What are you complaining about?"

    • @PhoenixPhantom1337
      @PhoenixPhantom1337 3 года назад +1

      Its "more free food what are you bitching about?" If you want to quote get it right you turd.

  • @blueskull5529
    @blueskull5529 4 года назад +176

    4:14 OMG this clip had me dieing 🤣

    • @TheScribe1.0
      @TheScribe1.0 4 года назад +6

      Those are the rules.

    • @youraveragejoe2
      @youraveragejoe2 4 года назад +3

      Fat Albert 😂

    • @TheScribe1.0
      @TheScribe1.0 4 года назад +3

      Your Average Joe 2
      “I’m not wearing a costume.”
      “Well then you don’t get any fucking candy.”

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster 3 года назад +5

      He needs to lose some weight anyway

    • @mustafafranklin
      @mustafafranklin 19 дней назад +1

      I’m not wearing a costume 🤣🤣

  • @truthShallPrevailRRVS
    @truthShallPrevailRRVS 4 года назад +15

    03:45 Love how he's NEVER rude to his daughter even when he's saying rude things 😂

  • @TheAnonyomusGuy
    @TheAnonyomusGuy 5 лет назад +390

    Season 4 is confirmed for spring or summer of 2020

  • @simbadg13
    @simbadg13 5 лет назад +86

    "Whatever you say count chocula!!!"
    - Frank Murphy

    • @nicholasdruce5346
      @nicholasdruce5346 4 года назад +2

      He makes Danny the Tourettes Guy seem calm and non profane.

    • @leighbelk769
      @leighbelk769 3 года назад +1

      Perfect number of likes.

  • @521i
    @521i 5 лет назад +52

    4:35 that's the best quote in the whole series.

  • @555kaiz
    @555kaiz 4 года назад +8

    Tbh he is basically reflecting his experience of his childhood to his kids lol, he's just repeating the cycle in a way lol

  • @alexandernewman1968
    @alexandernewman1968 4 года назад +5

    "I thought you were gunna be happy tonight."
    "NEVER ASSUME THAT"

  • @N8tvWildcat
    @N8tvWildcat 3 года назад +8

    5:30 - 5:47 Exactly how my mom spoke to me about any stupid life decisions I might make.

  • @Nyanpuddi
    @Nyanpuddi 5 лет назад +109

    he always reminds me of red forman from that 70s show

    • @Tarell_Jenkins
      @Tarell_Jenkins 4 года назад +2

      Yesss!!

    • @Only1Noodle
      @Only1Noodle 3 года назад

      Believe it or not, he's on the show as Sue's Dad.

    • @Nyanpuddi
      @Nyanpuddi 3 года назад

      @@Only1Noodle as a voice actor?

    • @Only1Noodle
      @Only1Noodle 3 года назад

      @@Nyanpuddi yes

    • @nortiz1000
      @nortiz1000 3 года назад

      @@Only1Noodle nah. It’s mike from breaking bad

  • @cc-vidsyt
    @cc-vidsyt 5 лет назад +142

    “3 CHEERS FOR MY D- SON!”
    “D+!”

    • @thebr3310
      @thebr3310 4 года назад +3

      That was the funniest part of the trailer for season 3 for me.

    • @roguecherie9381
      @roguecherie9381 3 года назад

      @Jason Rickelton It is hot their is a creature inside of me and it is using my bladder as a speed bag but do YOU see ME ranting and raving like a lunatic?!

  • @Spoomis
    @Spoomis 4 года назад +8

    His children will remember him as rough, but a good man.

  • @ComedyAds
    @ComedyAds 5 лет назад +113

    3:27 Eh-keh-keh-keh-keh-keh-keh

    • @nohandle2002
      @nohandle2002 5 лет назад +10

      Try it at 2x speed XD

    • @YumYum820
      @YumYum820 5 лет назад +3

      @@nohandle2002 lol

    • @CranberryCreekProduction
      @CranberryCreekProduction 5 лет назад +2

      I don't get it why he does that?

    • @Ms.Fowlbwahhh
      @Ms.Fowlbwahhh 4 года назад +4

      C.J.D it means she’s constantly nagging him and making his head hurt

    • @animasola3871
      @animasola3871 4 года назад +2

      I though it was ig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig but hey potAYto potAWTo

  • @mellirockk
    @mellirockk 5 лет назад +33

    The whole show is Frank Murphy on no chill 😂💀

  • @jackharper7002
    @jackharper7002 3 года назад +1

    “I’m not wearing a costume!”
    “Then you don’t get any fuckin’ candy.”
    Based Halloween vibes

  • @joey1127
    @joey1127 4 года назад +2

    If you grew up in the 70's/early 80's...this WAS a day in typical life...I LOVED it.

  • @michaellrakes5521
    @michaellrakes5521 5 лет назад +29

    I live my life asking What Would Frank Murphy Do?

    • @Skratch0013
      @Skratch0013 4 года назад +6

      He'd learn how to build walls, would spend 10 maybe 20 years building them and fucking put a mother fucker through them even though there still wouldn't be enough walls to put a mother fucker through lol

  • @imbleachh5844
    @imbleachh5844 5 лет назад +13

    1:52 “Watch each other!!!” im dead 💀💀

  • @hilalilo79
    @hilalilo79 5 лет назад +7

    I watch every day loved so funny 🤣

  • @VinnySmiles01
    @VinnySmiles01 5 лет назад +75

    I want to give Bill Burr money out of my wallet. I literally want to pull money out of my wallet and put it in his hand.

  • @ZombieNoodles13
    @ZombieNoodles13 2 года назад +1

    Bill Burr made the perfect character for himself to play

  • @Wayfarer45
    @Wayfarer45 3 года назад

    "Kids in Africa would kill to see their breath" I can't even lmao

  • @SapereAude1789
    @SapereAude1789 3 года назад +2

    It's weird how much frank reminds me of my own father 😂😂

  • @jamesborlan2850
    @jamesborlan2850 4 года назад

    This is much better than those clickbait hive minded top ten lists because we can watch our favorite clips of our favorite shows

  • @ajroses4267
    @ajroses4267 3 года назад

    I don't think the Count Chocula one counts lol. He seemed perfectly chill there. He was just giving Kevin shit like usual and laughing at his expense, which is about as chill as Frank can manage. 😂

  • @lilace8280
    @lilace8280 Год назад +1

    3:58
    Kevin: GUY'S IM TRYING TO SLEEP
    Frank: THEN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

  • @joshuastittshall8688
    @joshuastittshall8688 4 года назад

    3:19-3:23
    What are we having: MORE FREE FOOD. WHAT ARE YOU BITCHIN ABOUT!!! HAHAHAA

  • @Bryan-gq3wp
    @Bryan-gq3wp Месяц назад

    Frank every single argument:
    *W A L L*

  • @mrpopsful
    @mrpopsful 3 года назад +1

    #12 is my favourite. 'Back in the old days the good lord had the decency to take one or two out with polio, or get mauled by a bear, something to help out!"

  • @joshhouston3443
    @joshhouston3443 3 года назад

    "Hey, I got an idea if you don't like this go to your room and watch whatever you want on your TV, oh that's right you don't have one cause it's my fuckin' house HA HA"

  • @newperspective9233
    @newperspective9233 4 года назад

    This show is so flipping underrated honestly 🤣😭😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @emog7
    @emog7 5 месяцев назад

    That last one was icing on the cake LMAO

  • @manks5491
    @manks5491 3 года назад +1

    this show is a fucking masterpiece.

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 4 года назад

    The funniest thing about the Fat Albert bit is that his logic is flawless, no matter how heartless.

  • @banooca94
    @banooca94 4 года назад

    "Uh look at that, Fat Albert!"
    "I'm not wearing a costume"
    "Then you don't get any f****ng candy!"

  • @ftjm69
    @ftjm69 Год назад

    If Bill Burr wasn’t voicing Frank Murphy, I could picture Bob Odenkirk doing him just as good as Bill Burr.

  • @patrickgilhuly06
    @patrickgilhuly06 Год назад

    “Oh please! You’re just a baggage handler!” The second I heard those words leave his mouth when I first watched the show I was like “Oh dude, you are fucked”

  • @tonywynn2
    @tonywynn2 2 года назад

    “ Hey fat Albert!”
    “I’m not wearing a costume!”
    “ then you don’t get any fucking candy!”
    Kills me every time! 😆😅😂🤣🍳

  • @nthgth
    @nthgth 3 года назад

    I'm trying to picture what would happen if Frank met Al Bundy. They have a lot in common, especially "my life sucks but I keep on doing it," but wayyy different ways of expressing it.

  • @ashwaits3139
    @ashwaits3139 4 года назад +1

    "Just bring ALL the bad news at once!!"

  • @TheScrowlingFender7
    @TheScrowlingFender7 4 года назад

    Frank's always putting people through walls.

  • @j_eezus_christ_bro_chill
    @j_eezus_christ_bro_chill 3 года назад

    "Im not wearin a costume!"
    "well then u dont get any fuckin candy!!"

  • @lukeluthor6290
    @lukeluthor6290 2 года назад

    I am sad to say that I just started watching this show yesterday, but this show has me ROLLING. He is always so angry and it cracks me up when gets mad and yells 😂 And I think I’m rubbing off of Bill Burr 😆

  • @01hore
    @01hore 4 года назад

    i love frank and his sarcastic rage

  • @JewMaster69
    @JewMaster69 2 года назад +1

    Who else is gonna be emotional asf when the final season comes out?

  • @kyleigh6153
    @kyleigh6153 4 года назад +1641

    “if he’s a “Mr.” why does he have milk inside?”
    “Ah that’s man milk”

    • @joshuagarrard3859
      @joshuagarrard3859 4 года назад +38

      Technically coconuts don't even have milk it's actually water milk comes from a mammal

    • @yesshh2952
      @yesshh2952 3 года назад +32

      A coconut is the forbidden mammal. Has milk inside/has fur

    • @2ac4_87ack
      @2ac4_87ack 3 года назад +5

      Man, that is just nasty! x(

    • @colegoodwin6577
      @colegoodwin6577 Год назад

      @@yesshh2952legendary

    • @insomswelcome3882
      @insomswelcome3882 Год назад +1

      Coconuts are basically tree tities that fall it's crazyyyy I just thought of that now 😂

  • @adamwade43
    @adamwade43 3 года назад +839

    "Guys I'm trying to sleep"
    "Then close your eyes and shut the f**k up" LOL

    • @Jon5150XL
      @Jon5150XL 3 года назад +16

      That is a good one

    • @2ac4_87ack
      @2ac4_87ack 3 года назад +12

      The whole neighborhood literally woke up from that.

    • @jackharper7002
      @jackharper7002 2 года назад +13

      I’m just curious how they got a recording of my dad from 15 years ago for that line

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 2 года назад +2

      Sounds like my Dad right there

    • @caydes
      @caydes Месяц назад

      Got to use that in the future

  • @sweetcoincidence4048
    @sweetcoincidence4048 5 лет назад +2819

    "I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!"
    *"Ah, we finaly agree on something!"*

    • @SinclairGarcia
      @SinclairGarcia 4 года назад +13

      Muito life in a nutchel

    • @youraveragejoe2
      @youraveragejoe2 4 года назад +8

      As an antinatalist I agree with him.

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 4 года назад +34

      I love how Frank doesn’t remotely hold back what he wants to say to Kevin😂

    • @youraveragejoe2
      @youraveragejoe2 4 года назад +8

      @@mr.l8723 at this point in the season he's not pulling punches. Plus with Bill turning 12 he might be the next Kevin.

    • @justinw9455
      @justinw9455 4 года назад +1

      I just literally watched that episode.

  • @MoskHotel
    @MoskHotel 5 лет назад +3243

    “I almost bled out in Korea! Alright?! I HAVE MET GOD!”

    • @ChillandQuill
      @ChillandQuill 5 лет назад +85

      thats the best one.

    • @JimBob-ky8sm
      @JimBob-ky8sm 5 лет назад +77

      "Oh! You come down here and say that to me like a man! I swear to god I'll rip your tongue out through your goddamned neck!"

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 5 лет назад +48

      Jim Bob *Struggles to put the phone back onto that fucking wall*

    • @rustyshackleford7179
      @rustyshackleford7179 5 лет назад +37

      Pretty sure my grandpa who fought in wwii & korea has said all of these things at one point lmao

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 5 лет назад +16

      Rusty Shackleford Tell me, what does the wall part mean anyway? Your grandpa must’ve told you about it.
      Also, my grandfather fought in WW2, but never fought in Korea. He died of a heart attack in 88. Sad thing, I hardly know anything else about him.

  • @karilari8057
    @karilari8057 5 лет назад +4386

    This is what happens when you give an actual comedian a show...actually comedy!

    • @JimBob-ky8sm
      @JimBob-ky8sm 5 лет назад +313

      Well, an actual good comedian. If someone like Amy Schumer or Dane Cook tried this it would flop like a moderate politician.

    • @alpsg2494
      @alpsg2494 5 лет назад +167

      @@JimBob-ky8sm is amy schumer considered a comedian ?

    • @chaotik900
      @chaotik900 5 лет назад +35

      @@JimBob-ky8sm dane Cook use to be good and that was a while ago.

    • @JimBob-ky8sm
      @JimBob-ky8sm 5 лет назад +30

      @@chaotik900 Dane Cook was and never will be good. His only fans are teenage girls and women in their 20's who only go to his shows to watch him talk about himself. I doubt they are even listening to what he is actually saying. Not even the least bit funny.

    • @chaotik900
      @chaotik900 5 лет назад +2

      @@JimBob-ky8sm fair enough

  • @cyuleba
    @cyuleba 4 года назад +2523

    "Kids in Africa would kill to see their breath"
    Lmao

    • @minhazul1000
      @minhazul1000 3 года назад +30

      your name and profile picture together is just........

    • @yoei2768
      @yoei2768 3 года назад +4

      bro why only 1 comment

    • @youraveragejoe2
      @youraveragejoe2 3 года назад +3

      @@minhazul1000 finish your sentence.

    • @minhazul1000
      @minhazul1000 3 года назад +2

      @@youraveragejoe2 .... funny

    • @youraveragejoe2
      @youraveragejoe2 3 года назад

      @@minhazul1000 excellent

  • @sikeniggayouthought1433
    @sikeniggayouthought1433 3 года назад +1975

    It’s criminal how underrated this show is.

    • @loranaSays
      @loranaSays 2 года назад +33

      Maybe it’s because they taketoo long to release new episodes 😭

    • @freddymyres8718
      @freddymyres8718 2 года назад +65

      @@loranaSays it’s honestly because they don’t advertise

    • @jacklenetaylor6864
      @jacklenetaylor6864 2 года назад +11

      I loved the show

    • @NorthernAzCards
      @NorthernAzCards 2 года назад +18

      And now it's over! Way too soon!

    • @TheFreestylebeast
      @TheFreestylebeast 2 года назад +3

      I just found out about it today deff funny

  • @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN
    @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN 5 лет назад +1638

    "More free food, what're you bitching about?"
    That's my favorite scene fron this show, honestly.

    • @drewthewalker8679
      @drewthewalker8679 5 лет назад +13

      LOOMING WRAITH OF BAD OMEN I mean he’s not wrong

    • @ShiroHimex
      @ShiroHimex 4 года назад +7

      Read as soon as it got there.
      Achievement unlocked.

    • @matthewweeks2362
      @matthewweeks2362 4 года назад +15

      I say it to my 13 year old all the time

    • @skyofthelivingdead
      @skyofthelivingdead 4 года назад +5

      Sounds like my mom lmao

    • @galenirby3553
      @galenirby3553 4 года назад +1

      My father said the same thing to my sister and that was Liberty University food so yeah nothing to complain here when I saw the food

  • @boyoftrick_9084
    @boyoftrick_9084 5 лет назад +8529

    Fun fact: Bill was unaware of the show, there was just some guy following him around recording his daily life.

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 5 лет назад +146

      Boyoftrick_90 nice fake fact
      e: dont scroll down. just a bunch of dumb redditors and transphobes. anyways, nice to see people miss my joke lol, and STILL woosh me after a year. play a game

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 5 лет назад +22

      mb v u too xoxo

    • @hellomybaby-hellodarknessm6895
      @hellomybaby-hellodarknessm6895 5 лет назад +65

      moon men /r/Woosh

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 5 лет назад +15

      Hello My Baby- Hello Darkness My Old Friend k

    • @Romulus_aint_shyt
      @Romulus_aint_shyt 5 лет назад +15

      moon men /r/woosh

  • @feathers1583
    @feathers1583 2 года назад +760

    “Be nice to your sister. Someday you’ll be sleeping on her couch after your first divorce.” LOL. This show is so so good.

  • @mellochello921
    @mellochello921 5 лет назад +3197

    "Well I hate my life but I keep on doing it!"
    I felt that sooo hard

    • @rustyshackleford5743
      @rustyshackleford5743 5 лет назад +31

      lmao same

    • @JIsDoingSomething
      @JIsDoingSomething 4 года назад +33

      Ummm. Well im sorry you guys are depressed

    • @doctoc1334
      @doctoc1334 4 года назад +17

      Chicken John Gaming *fake news buddy I’m depressed as well*

    • @50shekels
      @50shekels 4 года назад +9

      DocToc then stop being it

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 4 года назад +7

      Covid 19: Hello guys.

  • @VM-bx8jn
    @VM-bx8jn 5 лет назад +1229

    "What are we supposed to watch now?"
    "WATCH EACH OTHER!!"

  • @ultimarx7772
    @ultimarx7772 5 лет назад +338

    " Hey look Fat Albert."
    " I'm not wearing a costume."
    " Well then you don't get any fucking candy."
    My favorite line from the show😂

  • @zh2266
    @zh2266 3 года назад +221

    You can tell Bill absolutely loved performing the voice acting on this

    • @mybrownsparklez
      @mybrownsparklez 2 года назад +30

      It sounds like it was a stress release for him. All the things he cant's say to his own family lol.

    • @angrycrusader3926
      @angrycrusader3926 5 дней назад

      $50 says that he improvised 90% on Franks lines.

  • @martinaxe6390
    @martinaxe6390 5 лет назад +2827

    I'm afraid to have children, because I'm half Frank Murphy already.

    • @byfo1991
      @byfo1991 5 лет назад +52

      Man, me too :D

    • @emeraldtabbycat148
      @emeraldtabbycat148 5 лет назад +53

      Face your fears. Face em with a big ol' Joker grinn.

    • @nickstahley36gmail
      @nickstahley36gmail 5 лет назад +77

      GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!
      AND I WILL PUT YOU THROUGH THAT FUCKING WALL ARE MY TWO FAVORITES

    • @carna-9501
      @carna-9501 5 лет назад +59

      My guy I'm already Frank, and I don't have kids or a wife

    • @jessieyavar1217
      @jessieyavar1217 5 лет назад +21

      Same, except I'd be the mom and that's worse

  • @meganpleasant
    @meganpleasant 5 лет назад +786

    “You’re covered in blood!”
    “So what? So were you when I first saw you!” 😂

    • @achernarchang883
      @achernarchang883 4 года назад +23

      Funny thing is that later in Season 4, Frank admitted that he missed all the birthing moments of the three kids.

    • @2ac4_87ack
      @2ac4_87ack 3 года назад +7

      I think Frank needs just a little therapy, just a little.

  • @MoonLoonie69
    @MoonLoonie69 5 лет назад +2588

    This guy is more savage than my own dad.

    • @EpicAMV911
      @EpicAMV911 5 лет назад +50

      You're pussy of a dad never stood a chance, prolly tried to dodge the draft too i bet!

    • @cadeskylighter1337
      @cadeskylighter1337 5 лет назад +15

      Total savagery

    • @daddylonglegs7626
      @daddylonglegs7626 5 лет назад +16

      I don’t have a dad

    • @MoonLoonie69
      @MoonLoonie69 5 лет назад +12

      @@daddylonglegs7626 Lucky bastard. lol

    • @MoonLoonie69
      @MoonLoonie69 5 лет назад +14

      @@EpicAMV911 My dad's more like Frank's boss, fatass and just sits there and eats.

  • @4bdu74z3z
    @4bdu74z3z 5 лет назад +188

    "I don't eck eck eck eck eck asshole" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I swear this is the best show ever

  • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
    @NickThorbjørnsen2207 4 года назад +592

    And the older and more tired you get, the more you empathise with Frank.

    • @FreshPrincex4
      @FreshPrincex4 4 года назад +31

      Currently 21 now, starting to already understand him

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 2 года назад +8

      22 and I feel that

    • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
      @NickThorbjørnsen2207 2 года назад +3

      @@geekymetalhead5112 just wait my friend.

    • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
      @NickThorbjørnsen2207 2 года назад +2

      @Gary Henzler bully for you my good man. Here's a cookie for high achievement.

    • @NickThorbjørnsen2207
      @NickThorbjørnsen2207 2 года назад +1

      @Gary Henzler ok buttercup. You're the one who took the time to comment and pat yourself on the back.

  • @my99by
    @my99by 5 лет назад +2447

    "God is invisible, and he's happy as long as you show up once a week to eat his son."
    That line killed me.

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 5 лет назад +58

      He's got a point.
      "Say what we say when we say it. Then say it again and you can go home to your toys."

    • @gnomeking6568
      @gnomeking6568 4 года назад +8

      And pay tithes...

    • @hicehamer1337
      @hicehamer1337 4 года назад +11

      No joke, i was the 666th like.

    • @edwardkumarkenway1875
      @edwardkumarkenway1875 4 года назад +3

      @@hicehamer1337 excuse me..what does he mean by 'eat his son"?

    • @gnomeking6568
      @gnomeking6568 4 года назад +16

      @@edwardkumarkenway1875 Communion, or "Body & Blood of Christ"... Bread & Grape juice, Sunday sacrament.

  • @vivamexico254
    @vivamexico254 5 лет назад +887

    It was the 70s... Chill was still being beta tested

    • @PrinceTrunks26
      @PrinceTrunks26 5 лет назад +53

      Thats because cannabis wasn't legal then lol

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 5 лет назад +16

      @@velikan420 Depends which state you live in.

    • @May_86
      @May_86 4 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @ChrisGeden
      @ChrisGeden 4 года назад +3

      There were no betas in the ‘70s, you damn pussy

    • @supervibegames
      @supervibegames 4 года назад +4

      @@velikan420 its illigal in my country. But a still do it. Fuck the police

  • @markrichardson2512
    @markrichardson2512 5 лет назад +1561

    Bill Burr is actually a really great voice actor 🤣

    • @n00bKen
      @n00bKen 5 лет назад +129

      Anyone can be a good voice actor, as long as you can become the person.
      Frank here is Bill Burr himself

    • @kryzs_kornhell
      @kryzs_kornhell 4 года назад +50

      @@n00bKen Not true. You gotta have a clean speech which not everybody has.

    • @n00bKen
      @n00bKen 4 года назад +2

      @@kryzs_kornhell clean speech?

    • @kryzs_kornhell
      @kryzs_kornhell 4 года назад +63

      @@n00bKen No failures in pronounciation, no lisp, a clean sound, even some accents are not allowed. Some people would need to see a speech therapist first before even thinking of stepping into a vocal booth.

    • @n00bKen
      @n00bKen 4 года назад +10

      @@kryzs_kornhell ah I see, thanks for explaining

  • @isaacmontoya1695
    @isaacmontoya1695 4 года назад +611

    Son: "You're just a baggage handler"
    Frank: What the F*** did you just say
    That would be any dads reaction to that 😆

    • @thenamesvodka8914
      @thenamesvodka8914 3 года назад +5

      His names Kevin

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 3 года назад +29

      That scene triggered my childhood I remember my brother telling my dad "whatever you play with trash all fuckin day" ... my dad whooped his ass gotta love oldschool parenting

    • @jack-mb4mw
      @jack-mb4mw 3 года назад +5

      @@jamesprice2163 I miss old fashion parenting I'm 21🤣

    • @theshrimp1657
      @theshrimp1657 3 года назад +3

      @@jamesprice2163 was he a garbage man?

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 3 года назад +1

      @@theshrimp1657 yes he was for nine years then a trucker for six before either of those he was a pin chaser at the local bowling alley

  • @concutter9463
    @concutter9463 5 лет назад +914

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly, he'll put you thru a fuccin wall

    • @theduke9225
      @theduke9225 4 года назад +16

      I just died lmao

    • @youraveragejoe2
      @youraveragejoe2 4 года назад +9

      @@theduke9225 so did the wall.

    • @yeetman7647
      @yeetman7647 3 года назад +8

      @@youraveragejoe2 so did the person being put through.

    • @youraveragejoe2
      @youraveragejoe2 3 года назад +7

      @@yeetman7647 RIP person and wall

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 5 лет назад +2170

    I prefer this dysfunctional family to Family guy.

    • @Raja-bz4yw
      @Raja-bz4yw 5 лет назад +218

      It's more realistic too

    • @Ajax_Cleanerman
      @Ajax_Cleanerman 5 лет назад +147

      Yeah the first few seasons of family Guy was good but later it's just the same tired jokes this show is more realistic of a middle class family

    • @striker6240
      @striker6240 5 лет назад +4

      Who fucking asked

    • @junkyardwillie8320
      @junkyardwillie8320 5 лет назад +14

      You know, I’ve just been hangin back cause I didn’t think I had a dog in this fight, but my money’s on Harry Potter over there.

    • @Ajax_Cleanerman
      @Ajax_Cleanerman 5 лет назад +1

      @@junkyardwillie8320 family Guy reference

  • @micheles.1179
    @micheles.1179 5 лет назад +723

    “I thought you were going to be happy tonight.”
    “NEVER assume that!”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @josefkonderla8947
    @josefkonderla8947 2 года назад +109

    I love how hard Frank is on Bill and Kevin but when Maureen asks him something his voice goes really sweet and calm.

    • @ED80s
      @ED80s 11 месяцев назад +7

      Lol that was my father in law. The boys would get their sister to ask him for stuff lol

    • @John-gn2dp
      @John-gn2dp Месяц назад +1

      That’s just how it is the dad is calm with the sister but yells at the brother. The mom is calm with the brothers but yells at the sister.

  • @Ezra.G
    @Ezra.G 3 года назад +117

    Such an underrated show, this show has a bad reputation because of the other crap netflix funds but it’s really a hidden jem that no one ever talks about

    • @Tuklom
      @Tuklom 2 года назад +1

      Factssssss

  • @lillianhudson5695
    @lillianhudson5695 5 лет назад +460

    “If I started building walls today, and built them for ten years, there still wouldn’t be enough to PUT YOU THROUGH.”

  • @danielpruitt8550
    @danielpruitt8550 5 лет назад +729

    "I sure ruined your life didn't I"
    "Yeah yeah you did"

    • @Johnnywhamo
      @Johnnywhamo 5 лет назад +25

      Daniel...………...and yet that was somehow actually a tender father son moment. Haha, man I love this show.

    • @rustyshackleford5743
      @rustyshackleford5743 5 лет назад +8

      That was probably the most light moment in the show lol

    • @joseramonhuertasrivera5777
      @joseramonhuertasrivera5777 5 лет назад +8

      That's what my dad told me without saying a word... but he decided to pursue his career, despite having a child to raise. At least he didn't put me through the fucking wall.
      Fortunately, I am smart enough to decide better than my ancestors did, so that I don't ruin my life and blame that on my first born.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 4 года назад +2

      That’s what you say until your first born ruins your life.

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster 3 года назад +1

      technically Korea ruined his life first

  • @kyleshiflet7932
    @kyleshiflet7932 5 лет назад +950

    I love this show especially when frank loses it

  • @giuseppearcelo
    @giuseppearcelo 4 года назад +76

    Kevin - secretly cares for his family and very determined to chase his dream.
    Bill - hardworking
    Maureen - tough like a man and a genius
    .
    .
    .
    Frank has no idea how lucky he is with his kids

  • @vorbo01
    @vorbo01 3 года назад +65

    "Some people are trying to sleep!"
    "well then close your eyes and shut the fuck up!"
    Had me rolling first time I saw it

  • @ayarriba9093
    @ayarriba9093 5 лет назад +233

    “More free food, what’re you bitchin’ about?” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iiLitez
      @iiLitez 5 лет назад +5

      HeyAnna I died at that part 😂😂😂

    • @ayarriba9093
      @ayarriba9093 5 лет назад +8

      @@iiLitez my dad has LEGIT said something so similar to me asking what dinner was 😂

  • @sunholdstriker0538
    @sunholdstriker0538 5 лет назад +719

    Frank is basically my dad. When we started watching this show, it got to the point where my dad could predict his lines perfectly.

    • @lizziepadalecki8116
      @lizziepadalecki8116 5 лет назад +48

      Sunhold Striker0 I'm really sorry to hear that. I hope things are better :)

    • @sketchstevens5859
      @sketchstevens5859 5 лет назад +34

      Your dad is pretty damn awesome

    • @royeynon6533
      @royeynon6533 4 года назад +53

      Did he put you through the wall ?

    • @mathgasm8484
      @mathgasm8484 4 года назад +23

      @@royeynon6533 of course he got put through that fucking wall,

    • @Insane.I
      @Insane.I 4 года назад +6

      Lizzie Padalecki simp

  • @Nique-205
    @Nique-205 4 года назад +106

    Can we still appreciate how they both sacrificed their dreams and put their life on hold for their family ?

    • @ashtonoak4370
      @ashtonoak4370 2 года назад +4

      Don't have a choice you have sex you deal with the consequences.

    • @TonyTama
      @TonyTama 2 года назад +4

      @@ashtonoak4370 shockingly some people think that's an option hence orphans.

    • @emontrewaters3530
      @emontrewaters3530 2 года назад +4

      A lot of parents did that Back then

    • @glidkomer
      @glidkomer 2 года назад +1

      @@emontrewaters3530 By choice for some odd reason. Sucks to be them.

    • @youngdegenerate
      @youngdegenerate Год назад +1

      Riding car with boys the movie shows me that having kids ain't the dream also lol

  • @mcbeefymcbeeferson115
    @mcbeefymcbeeferson115 5 лет назад +66

    Kevin: I HATE YOU I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN
    Frank: AH WE FINALLY AGREE ON SOMETHING
    💀💀💀

  • @imbleachh5844
    @imbleachh5844 5 лет назад +282

    4:04 “Back in the old days the good Lord had the decency to take one or two out with polio!” 😂😂😂

    • @ninjatortise8958
      @ninjatortise8958 2 года назад

      A savage

    • @macthomas2932
      @macthomas2932 2 года назад +10

      Or get mauled by a bear. SOMETHING TO HELP OUT, JEEZ

    • @ntinosaggelopoulos6718
      @ntinosaggelopoulos6718 Год назад +2

      Damn 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @youngdegenerate
      @youngdegenerate Год назад +2

      For fuck sake rap it up Frank lol 3 kids are no longer mistake

  • @JaneDoe-gu5sb
    @JaneDoe-gu5sb 5 лет назад +612

    My favourite moment.
    "He has such a kind soul...

  • @jordanaconito8249
    @jordanaconito8249 4 года назад +70

    This show deserves an award, it's actually one of the funniest Cartoons I've ever seen! It better get an award or i swear to god "I will put you through that fucking wall"!!!

  • @Piledriver86
    @Piledriver86 4 года назад +19

    The really sad part is, since he's not PHYSICALLY abusive, Frank is still pretty ahead of the curb as far as parents went in the 70's. As long as you didn't break any bones, you were basically parent of the year.

    • @lufsolitaire5351
      @lufsolitaire5351 Месяц назад +1

      Yea, he’s never once actually acted on the threat of putting his sons through a wall. Nor is he really abusive to Sue. Sure he’s undermined her due to his hurt pride but he’s never once gotten drunk and laid hands on her like Big Bill did to Frank’s mom. Yelling isn’t great nor is calling Bill a puzzi because he isn’t the manliest man in the world but for his era he’s better than most parents.

  • @anykoaniko426
    @anykoaniko426 5 лет назад +608

    Bill Burr is my favourite comedian

    • @ReganMcKee
      @ReganMcKee 5 лет назад +5

      Im disliking that mia or nia whatever the fuck her name is more and more with each time she opens her p.c. yap

    • @wuggs4772
      @wuggs4772 5 лет назад +3

      Old Bill Burr and 1999-2008 George Carlin are the best

    • @splash_067
      @splash_067 5 лет назад +2

      @Justin McGraw so your the type of person who thinks everybody who doesn't think like you is alt right

    • @jacobmcgerdy6082
      @jacobmcgerdy6082 5 лет назад +1

      S billings oh go fuck yaself

    • @Ray_Pisst
      @Ray_Pisst 4 года назад +1

      J Mac oh I’m sorry I’m not drowning in political correct pussy like u 😂😂 shut the fuck up u fat soyboi

  • @user-ry4fc5vk9m
    @user-ry4fc5vk9m 5 лет назад +416

    "can billy come out and play?"
    GTFO OF HERE!
    💀

    • @rustyshackleford5743
      @rustyshackleford5743 5 лет назад +11

      I thought you were going to be happy tonight...pause..never fucking assume that! Lmao

    • @ijonkilledyou6062
      @ijonkilledyou6062 4 года назад +1

      LMFAO what dick🤣

    • @TowHo
      @TowHo 2 года назад +1

      My father. 100% 🤣

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 4 года назад +51

    “I’m sorry. I thought you were going to be happy tonight”
    “NEVER ASSUME THAT”

  • @nyawilson7393
    @nyawilson7393 5 лет назад +188

    "Back in the day the good lord had the decency to take 2 or 3 kids out with polio for a family" lmao he really is a savage with anger issues. What does Sue like about him?

    • @youraveragejoe2
      @youraveragejoe2 4 года назад +11

      He was a one night stand gone wrong.

    • @youraveragejoe2
      @youraveragejoe2 4 года назад +7

      @Angel Campoverde rip to their hopes and dreams. Remember ladies and gentlemen always have safe sex.

    • @MattBnl2ih
      @MattBnl2ih 4 года назад +1

      Thelondonbadger BWAHAHAHAHAHAGA

    • @shake-zula9637
      @shake-zula9637 4 года назад +24

      He’s somewhat caring, at the end of the day he does care about his family.

    • @sammytheusername6818
      @sammytheusername6818 3 года назад +3

      Frank speaks the truth

  • @dancroft1776
    @dancroft1776 5 лет назад +313

    "What are we supposed to watch now??"
    "WATCH EACH OTHER!!!"

  • @jinxiejae
    @jinxiejae 5 лет назад +521

    "Please your just a baggage handler."
    I don't even watch this show, have no idea about it. but when the kid said that a deep chill went down my spine and I breathed,
    " OH Lord no."

    • @differentjelly3899
      @differentjelly3899 5 лет назад +40

      What the fuck did you just call me?

    • @fliptophiphop1894
      @fliptophiphop1894 5 лет назад +15

      Ur gonna wanna watch the show

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 5 лет назад +25

      It was clear at that point Kevin was going to die painfully slow, but thankfully...other crap intervened.

    • @proverbs6265
      @proverbs6265 5 лет назад +1

      It's on Netflix

    • @YumYum820
      @YumYum820 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah you don't demean your dad about his job....it's a deathwish.

  • @BLOEDVLEK
    @BLOEDVLEK 5 лет назад +192

    Thats man milk bahahahaha

    • @harshiita9635
      @harshiita9635 5 лет назад +2

      Finally someone commented on this... First line in whole video I laughed out loud at... Not just inside

  • @denimbandit2284
    @denimbandit2284 3 года назад +48

    One line they missed: "Tell Jesus to get off his white cloud and give me a goddamn win!"
    Frank Murphy has the balls to say everything I want to.

  • @darkwolf988ify
    @darkwolf988ify 5 лет назад +106

    Y'all ever of FM Syndrome?
    It causes extreme anger, loud swears in public, extreme verbal and physical savagery, and the tendency to put random people through walls.