Pippa's male fantasy

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @are3287
    @are3287 3 месяца назад +500

    Oh, _that_ male fantasy

    • @beridot2615
      @beridot2615 3 месяца назад +66

      a classic.

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 3 месяца назад +20

      Not all male fantasy involving being isekai'd to Roman empire, anon.

    • @Schnyr
      @Schnyr 3 месяца назад +1

      I still want to be a super saiyan

    • @moonshinershonor202
      @moonshinershonor202 3 месяца назад

      Meditating daily on Spartan virtues.

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 3 месяца назад +207

    Normal women: "Oh my god, the government should do something about this"
    Ascended women: "Okay, what are my sightlines, whats the exits, whos most likely to be in danger first, how do I minimize damage in subduing the threat"

    • @gratefulguy4130
      @gratefulguy4130 3 месяца назад +19

      Based

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 3 месяца назад +17

      Cappipalist women: "Okay, what are my sightlines, iron, optic or laser?"

    • @Richman4066
      @Richman4066 3 месяца назад +2

      tru

    • @Scorpio3002
      @Scorpio3002 3 месяца назад +7

      "Speed, surprise, violence of action. "

  • @SchwarzerHaufen
    @SchwarzerHaufen 3 месяца назад +261

    "What if somebody wants to harm me right now and I'd have to kill that person in self defense right now" is definitely in my top 10 when it comes to daydreaming

    • @hurrdurrmurrgurr
      @hurrdurrmurrgurr 3 месяца назад +19

      "I'm walking down the street, someone is approaching in the opposite direction. What would I do if they push me in front of traffic as they pass? I guess I'd die. Damn."

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 2 месяца назад

      ​@@hurrdurrmurrgurr we truly live in a society

  • @Kaptime
    @Kaptime 3 месяца назад +242

    Pippa playing Ready or Not in her head.

    • @reimuhakurei2123
      @reimuhakurei2123 9 дней назад

      Entry team to TOC. A bunny rabbit yabbit has already stopped the suspect
      Yeah when is Pippa playing Ready or Not and that one school mission

  • @SpaceElvisInc
    @SpaceElvisInc 3 месяца назад +134

    The male fantasy of intervening

  • @Jasi-Mori
    @Jasi-Mori 3 месяца назад +256

    Papakin just keep getting more based

    • @LordSleven
      @LordSleven 3 месяца назад +2

      Papakin is the goat! My true oshi!

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 3 месяца назад +145

    Not beating the voice changer allegations with this one Pippa

    • @Interrobang212
      @Interrobang212 3 месяца назад +30

      Voice changers are really really obvious after like 5 minutes. You get digital crackle.

  • @Blue_Spirit7
    @Blue_Spirit7 3 месяца назад +76

    I love me a Traditional Manly Woman

    • @CCootauco
      @CCootauco 3 месяца назад +15

      In the 90s and 80s there was a wave of women with guns, even a video series where women in bikinis just shooting guns. There's something about the contrast of beauty and power.

    • @Web720
      @Web720 3 месяца назад +2

      Hopefully not the overly masculine ones that's in today's western media.

  • @ulvetid.01
    @ulvetid.01 3 месяца назад +98

    Pippa's Male Fantasy : A Woman. *Edit : After listening to this... boy is she based. Kevin MacAllister has nothing on Pippa.

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 3 месяца назад +33

    the class of 09 was a perfect game for her 😂😂😂

  • @demonicspire1345
    @demonicspire1345 3 месяца назад +137

    She says that like she isn't the one most likely to be comitting it

    • @scytheflash2053
      @scytheflash2053 3 месяца назад +40

      At schools, probably not.
      ...
      At Walmart though 🙂

    • @MyGamer125
      @MyGamer125 3 месяца назад +25

      ​@@scytheflash2053In Minecraft.

  • @cjnf11
    @cjnf11 3 месяца назад +19

    Tactical rabbit action.

    • @Neoflares
      @Neoflares  3 месяца назад +2

      if you want more tactical rabbit you can check out 3 other videos on the channel about her!

  • @JaxFPrime81
    @JaxFPrime81 3 месяца назад +33

    Pippa was definitely in the military in a past life. Semper Pip.

  • @NEP_NEP_WALRUS
    @NEP_NEP_WALRUS 3 месяца назад +13

    this is on the same level as looking at the lights and or fans on the ceiling to see who would die if they fell

  • @CCootauco
    @CCootauco 3 месяца назад +7

    Pippa is forever a teenage boy.

  • @billthebaker9419
    @billthebaker9419 3 месяца назад +41

    Reminds me of the time a school I went to had lockdown drills in case of a school shooting. They happened a couple times in my senior year and got weirdly intense sometimes. I vividly remember when one of them went off and my teacher was explicitly told by staff over text that it wasn't a drill. So, a few minutes after the alarms went quiet, and I was thinking someone was gonna come in and kill us all, it went all-clear and I had to ask other faculty members what happened and they just said it was a drill. So either the whole thing was a massive social experiment, or auto-correct just made a fatal mistake.
    Weirdest part was that we were British. We hadn't had a school shooting anywhere in the country for over 20 years. Nobody in the school took them seriously and felt the school was creating anxiety for a problem that didn't even exist.

    • @SpaceElvisInc
      @SpaceElvisInc 3 месяца назад

      Hey man you need to be ready for the American transfer student, I'm American I can make that joke

    • @TheAcdcrulez2134
      @TheAcdcrulez2134 3 месяца назад +8

      How many school stabbings have there been?

    • @mememaster695
      @mememaster695 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@TheAcdcrulez2134 Probably a fair few in the poor areas. The main difference between the US and UK is that when a psycho over here decides to kill someone they don't manage to get very many. If you've got an AR you can mow down a crowd, if you've got a knife you have to be a bit more subtle because a couple of guys with fire extinguishers could bash your head in. We did have an incident not too long ago where some maniac stabbed a few little girls, but that wasn't in a school.

    • @Shiroi0moi
      @Shiroi0moi 3 месяца назад +3

      @@mememaster695 " because a couple of guys with fire extinguishers could bash your head in"
      it's a possibility, but I hear of far more cases when a person, whether man or a woman, manages to fatally wound a whole bunch of people before being subdued. Also happens in eastern asia with a at least three heavily wounded bystanders

    • @DaleErnieMichael
      @DaleErnieMichael 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@mememaster695 Just wait until they finally figure out the Uhaul meta from Nice, it took like eight years after Columbine for psychos to start doing it regularly.

  • @theviledelinquent3920
    @theviledelinquent3920 3 месяца назад +16

    Pippa says "like" a lot.

    • @Web720
      @Web720 3 месяца назад +4

      True gyaru.

  • @dusk2308
    @dusk2308 3 месяца назад +2

    oh yea this makes pippa one of the bois

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 3 месяца назад +12

    Papakin done good.

  • @LordSleven
    @LordSleven 3 месяца назад +3

    We've all thought about it in some form or another... Either staying behind to protect everyone and dying as a hero or a woman holding us and telling us everything is gonna be okay

  • @OskarVanBruce
    @OskarVanBruce 3 месяца назад +1

    Peak America moment

  • @mofumofutenngoku
    @mofumofutenngoku 3 месяца назад +3

    She's so honest.

  • @ccBAZZ
    @ccBAZZ 3 месяца назад +11

    People saying pippa's voice changed my brother in christ she has chill days with chat

    • @Web720
      @Web720 3 месяца назад

      She did tho. First thing I noticed.

  • @WinchesterLock
    @WinchesterLock 3 месяца назад +4

    Now I don't feel so weird about drawing out response plans for myself in high school.

  • @alidan
    @alidan 3 месяца назад +2

    my school locked down every other week, they said school shooter drills, but really it was so the cops could bring dogs in looking for weed...

  • @gr33dl0cknein3
    @gr33dl0cknein3 3 месяца назад

    That went in a completely different direction than I thought it would.

  • @NotTheAverageBurner
    @NotTheAverageBurner 3 месяца назад +4

    yeah. feels pretty common imo

  • @NotAlterDenny
    @NotAlterDenny 3 месяца назад +6

    This just hit me. Why would they condition us to specific hiding spots when we are the most likely individuals to do the deed?

  • @CvnDqnrU
    @CvnDqnrU 3 месяца назад +2

    Society would do everything except trying not to bully the quiet kid smh.

  • @TheWellplayed
    @TheWellplayed 3 месяца назад +2

    3:25 the closest experience I've had to that was when a mysterious package was found near my elementary school abd we had to evacuate. I think there was also a bomb threat called in, but I don't remember. But there was that one time years later when these two guys were caught speeding and happened to have TNT or something in the car literally across the street from my house.

  • @ASpyNamedJames
    @ASpyNamedJames 3 месяца назад +1

    When Pippa started saying this I thought this was going in a WAY different direction. Glad I was wrong.😱

  • @Ghost3210
    @Ghost3210 3 месяца назад +1

    Huh, never took Pippa for a Papa's girl, but she does make a bit more sense now.

  • @fosterbennington6405
    @fosterbennington6405 3 месяца назад +4

    Marry me papakin

  • @ewanherbert3402
    @ewanherbert3402 3 месяца назад

    Oh, not the one about being a wizard or living in a log cabin in the middle of the wilderness

  • @JoshuaPAMployee
    @JoshuaPAMployee 3 месяца назад +5

    Ah yes Movies and Otter-Pops the true Male Fantasy!

  • @CureGinga
    @CureGinga 3 месяца назад +58

    Pippa’s voice changed

    • @Neoflares
      @Neoflares  3 месяца назад +9

      hmm? O dpm
      don't hear it.

    • @CureGinga
      @CureGinga 3 месяца назад +42

      It’s much deeper and more valley girl-y

    • @wienerguy7822
      @wienerguy7822 3 месяца назад +94

      @@CureGinga
      >deeper voice
      womb officially barren

    • @000Krim
      @000Krim 3 месяца назад +56

      New voice actress

    • @ForNowEmanon
      @ForNowEmanon 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@CureGingashe still does the high pitch voice sometimes but yeah, I was surprised when old clips started showing up lmao

  • @vedymin1
    @vedymin1 3 месяца назад +1

    You know what i find funny ? Is that all these training drills they run at schools for this event..you are literally teaching a potential shooter all your tactics and tricks, unless its all bs to confuse them lul 🐸

  • @P7ab
    @P7ab 3 месяца назад

    We just had fun guessing who was going to snap. Poor old Brandon.

  • @antigrav6004
    @antigrav6004 3 месяца назад

    all the chats saying "pippa no" when she said she was fantasizing.

  • @cousinpizza6958
    @cousinpizza6958 3 месяца назад +1

    Why does Pippa voice sounds more deeper and natural in this stream? I l have also noticed that her voice is also the same as this one in her recent streams.

  • @Bam_bone
    @Bam_bone 3 месяца назад +1

    Same! That an a zombie invasion

  • @scruffles3838
    @scruffles3838 3 месяца назад

    Man i did the same exact thing in highschool....

  • @AikisDominator
    @AikisDominator 3 месяца назад

    0:21 Yeah she'd stop a school shooter... for a second or two.

  • @CristianGonzalez-qf2os
    @CristianGonzalez-qf2os 3 месяца назад +1

    Love bomb threats got to leave after lunch.

  • @Scorpio3002
    @Scorpio3002 3 месяца назад +1

    One time when I was eight, my cub scout troop was cleaning up litter on school property. I went into the woods behind the school, reached to pick up a piece of plastic, but found that it was actually a mostly-buried bag which I pulled out like a turnip. Inside that bag was a gun. To this day, I wonder if I stopped a school shooting by finding it.

  • @CristianGonzalez-qf2os
    @CristianGonzalez-qf2os 3 месяца назад +1

    I was thinking the same thing. Misleading title.

  • @TonusStoneshield
    @TonusStoneshield 3 месяца назад

    Jokes on yall, our schools in TX have designated "Hard corners"

  • @arturm6621
    @arturm6621 3 месяца назад +3

    Whats this game dou looks dope as hell

  • @Delta5x7
    @Delta5x7 3 месяца назад

    You know befriending them would be the most surefire way not to get got

  • @benjaminstorace6699
    @benjaminstorace6699 3 месяца назад

    honestly for me it was the "car accident scenario", never happened though

  • @allenellisdewitt
    @allenellisdewitt 3 месяца назад +12

    It's so sad that her childhood was this. :[

  • @VitorMiguell
    @VitorMiguell 3 месяца назад +2

    American fantasies

  • @kiu9521
    @kiu9521 3 месяца назад +46

    I am once again reminded of a bizarre world American schools are compared to mine, where instead of regular catastrophe drills, they have school shooter drills. Like goddamn wtf

    • @featherlessbipedal724
      @featherlessbipedal724 3 месяца назад +21

      Shooter drills are super rare, so much so that it only happened once during my entire education. A pretty useless drill honestly.

    • @ejune98
      @ejune98 3 месяца назад +6

      There are no shooter drills outside united states btw. Especially in east asia, gun violence sounds like something that only happens in movies. Unreal that those things actually happen in usa

    • @are3287
      @are3287 3 месяца назад +2

      What's a regular catastrophe drill? We only had fire drills.

    • @derpmagician5631
      @derpmagician5631 3 месяца назад +10

      @@are3287 Depends on your country, Japan has a lot of earthquakes for example

    • @Mr-gw9mg
      @Mr-gw9mg 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@ejune98 In Belarus, high school students are also taught to shoot

  • @tbk2010
    @tbk2010 3 месяца назад

    0:14 - Oh thank god I was afraid that sentence would go somewhere else...

  • @Slugbunny
    @Slugbunny 3 месяца назад +1

    Very American, thank you, Pippa.

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 3 месяца назад +3

    What

  • @MAZEMIND
    @MAZEMIND 3 месяца назад +1

    Well she is not wrong o/

  • @ドリフト180X
    @ドリフト180X 2 месяца назад

    Honestly I’d just run away lol, I’m not a main character and don’t have main character energy or plot armor.

  • @17kbps
    @17kbps 3 месяца назад

    why the fuck didnt the school called off classes for the day after a friking school shooting threat? holy shit

  • @gvardota6909
    @gvardota6909 3 месяца назад +1

    ...
    Why didn't they cancel the school altogether and send the kids home?

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 3 месяца назад +4

      As ideal as that would be, knowing schoolkids, they'd constantly keep calling in threats just to get days off.
      Not defending them but it's a common thing

    • @gvardota6909
      @gvardota6909 3 месяца назад +2

      @@MaxC_1 but they've cancelled the lessons anyway.
      If kids are willing to risk criminal charges for false threat just to go home early, doing so to watch a movie instead of the usual classes is not a big stretch.

  • @erikjimenez8671
    @erikjimenez8671 3 месяца назад

    I think it’s the opposite considering all her high school stories

  • @hellothere9167
    @hellothere9167 3 месяца назад

    Is papakin single?

  • @SakanaSandwich
    @SakanaSandwich 3 месяца назад +2

    I don't want to know and I don't care.
    wait a minute this isn't your channel

  • @PlurpleHD
    @PlurpleHD 3 месяца назад

    Is this common with Murican kids? Kinda fucked if it is lol

    • @LordSleven
      @LordSleven 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes

    • @longiusaescius2537
      @longiusaescius2537 3 месяца назад +5

      @PlurpleHD Most incidents are threats most of those threats are fake. And most of the real incidents are just near the school not on or in it. It's not guns either since there was decades of truck racks and marksmanship class

    • @boomerkobold3943
      @boomerkobold3943 3 месяца назад +3

      Someone self unaliving in the parking lot of a closed down school in the middle of the night was considered a “school shooting.”

    • @zwaffless
      @zwaffless 3 месяца назад +1

      America is a sick and broken society. It's fucked and depressing, but hardly surprising.

    • @-scrim
      @-scrim 3 месяца назад +1

      No.