@reality_officialif you don’t know what bulk means is going on a calorie surplus to gain weight like I would eat more calories. there’s two bulks a clean bulk and a dirty bulk a dirty bulk is stuffing down anything like junk food to gain weigh but a clean bulk is eating protein and good food so for example if I was skinny I would go on a bulk to gain weight. People will then go and a cut (a cut is a calorie deficit it means eating less calories) to become jacked and have abs. If you don’t know what a cut is it’s eating less calories.
Even if they knew that gasoline has so many calories in it they would still try to find alternatives cup the prize is sòooooooo high year(expecially this summer they have skyrocketed)
I live in a 3rd world country, I never saw the ad the only thing good about my country is that per capita income is $22,000 and gallon of gas is 50 cents.🥲
“Do not consume or inhale gasoline” *puts down gasoline bottle* “Of course, I totally wasn’t about to do that 😅” Edit: wth not to be that person but 1000 likes overnight? Tysm!
Oh, snorting it up like Coke is completely fine but the second even drink a sip you might like yourself a fire dumb ass but inhaling it like drugs. It’s completely fine.
Zach looks like the animations he makes. The way he moves his mouth and looks into the camera with no emotion, the perfectly smooth skin. He is the art. The art is him. By god it’s horrifying and beautiful at once
Depends on how good your tv was and how well you understood body movement at the time of viewing. Old ass CRT's with visible scan lines made it hard to tell the face was fake. Though, that could have just been my old ass CRT that I still have (for old school game consoles like N64 and PS2)
@@retrobloxy32 It's a chain of Amusument Parks across North America. Six Flags Over Texas, Six Flags Magic Mountain, Six Flags Great Adventure etc. are notable examples.
“Not drinking gasoline could be killing your gains”
Was looking for the athlene x comment
Oh ffs not again 😂😭
mario rios
I guess we now know why carbohydrates and hydrocarbons sound so much alike.
ayy
this man gives answers to questions we never asked.
😂lol
😂lol
Lmao😂
Guys keep it 555 likes
949th like, make it 950
If you give a man some gasoline, he's fed for a whole lifetime. If you teach a man to sell gasoline, he's fed until he's in the retirement home
XD
This is exactly something the FBI would say...
If you pour gasoline on a man and set him on fire...
@@JohnHenryEden2277he is gonna screaam for the rest of his life
@@AlguienCDTL And burn until…
six flag old guy catching strays “creepy old guy” lmao i never once thought of him as creepy lol
And it was painfully obvious he was a dude with prosthetics and makeup. I don't know anyone who thought he was a real old man...
@@kurogawaryuubecause we were kids in the early 2000s when that commercial was out. Ofc we thought he was a real old man!
Trust in the bulk”
Trust in the bulk”
Trust in the bulk”
fr tho
@reality_officialif you don’t know what bulk means is going on a calorie surplus to gain weight like I would eat more calories. there’s two bulks a clean bulk and a dirty bulk a dirty bulk is stuffing down anything like junk food to gain weigh but a clean bulk is eating protein and good food so for example if I was skinny I would go on a bulk to gain weight. People will then go and a cut (a cut is a calorie deficit it means eating less calories) to become jacked and have abs. If you don’t know what a cut is it’s eating less calories.
Famous last words
@@Dan-ps1juI knew butter had a lot of calories but dangg
"15 days worth of food" literally just 8 days for me
“We’re getting sued”
“For what?”
“Nurdle usage”
"NOOOOOOOOOO-"- a broke toothpaste company's last words
Father Nurdle
This is the 3rd time this week! And it's only monday
@@jessepinkmen83653rd time of what ??
@@Aahaan-nurdle usage
"Disclaimer: don't drink gas"
Is the most american sentence i've heard today
Drinks gas
Old American car manuals: “How to fix your carburetor”
New American car many: “Do not drink gasoline”
E
I had the control of 1k
I had the control of 1k likes
“Hey stop stealing my nurdle!” 💀
Bro I’m gonna have to change my gasoline diet real quick
Lmao
1K likes and 1 reply let me change that
McDonald's: finally, a worthy opponent. OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!
@@21st_CenturySchizoidMan bro stopped the chain, what a Chad 🗿
@@AdmaN9NE there's no chain
*Me trying to exchange gas for 31,000 calories of food*
By the price of the gas nowadays, in about 3-5 years, *YOU PROBABLY COULD*
Just drink the gasoline bro it tastes alot better than people think it does
@@eyes-lx3mv NAAH HOW DO YOU KNOW
@@eyes-lx3mv how do you knooooo😢🤨🥸
@@akmalsabana2036 From afterlife maybe?
Gym goers: *"BULK BOUTTA GO CRAZYYY"*
You drink gasoline for the bulk. I eat Uranium for 20 billion calories. We are not the same.
I eat 1g of Uranium and i inhale Gasoline
@@mcdswifibro's radio hyperactive 💀
@@mcdswifi1 cup of gasoline is 37000 calories tho
Yall weaklings having gasoline and uranium. Im using plutonium
The bulk gonna be crazy💪
How to bulk:
Step 1: drink gasoline
I always enjoy a glass of gasoline next to my morning cigarette
It even showed 11g of protein
@@fridgeprotector4316 Same here. It just goes so well
Gonna try this I’ll check back in a week
Step 2: dies
"WoW your car is so big"
"Yeah I give him 50 gasoline"
the car got 1,550,000 calories inside
@@mrhacktivist damn
Then your car is so fat lol
How that car isn't overflowing?
@@MollyFem meh idk
me solving world hunger by giving everyone gasoline
Me with a lighter:
@@Creepars 💀
@@CreeparsI will stop you after I bulk up by drinking the gasoline
@@HomTolland0 then I will get a comically oversized lighter
Sometimes I just adore the uniqueness of people
Car is getting obese before gta 6🔥🔥
Best bulking meal
Rice ❌
Gasoline ✔️
why ain't this the top funny comment kekekekekeke
Naw its uranium
Does he have an iPhone or an android
someone must have a broken cracked ipad 5th generation with cringe case
Uranium: 🗿🗿🗿🍷🍷🍷
"a gallon of gas contains 31,000 cals."
Nikocado Avocado: "WRITE THAT DOWN!!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!"
Edit: He was indeed two steps ahead.
Your not funny
💀
DAM I WAS ABOUTTA MAKE THIS COMMENT
@Sinzilla i was aboutta to write this exact same comment
@Jack Wrath No one cares
"3 Facts you could have lived without knowing"
Me without knowing the third fact: "Inhales a gallon of gasoline"
Hey man im a nerd dealer, Inhale my 10000 gallon of a gas:)
Even if they knew that gasoline has so many calories in it they would still try to find alternatives cup the prize is sòooooooo high year(expecially this summer they have skyrocketed)
Ishowspeed be like
Trevor Philips
@Jack Wrath bro the translation
The bulk finna go. crazy. 💀
Gasoline: 31,000 calories
Uranium 238: allow me to introduce myself.
A gram of uranium is about 20 billion calories.
@@EastonMundhenkeyum, so a 10th of a microgram is the daily calorie intake?
Yum!
So if I eat that I wouldn’t need to eat for 27397.26027 years if I need 2000 calories a day!
Bulkin gon be hard asf🔥
"What is the first thing you bring to a deserted island?"
"Gasoline"
True, and worst come worst, you find a way to create sparks and die a fireball
All jokes aside thats a good thing to bring.
@@alexevans3498 not really
@@yeahitsme4066 how
@Yeah it's me u know gasoline has 30,000 calories in it? Yeah it makes you sick but it keeps your calories up to good levels
"Do not consume gasoline"
Also my dumbass walking to Shell ready to consume over 200 gallons of mid grade fuel:
Siiiirrr,I'm watching you 😶
💀💀 fr
If he said 1 gallons = 31k calories that means 200 gallons= 6.2M calories
Damn.
Rookie numbers
@@JustAnotherDustsans he would never ever use all of those calories
This bulk's gonna go crazy baby🔥
"DISCLAIMER: Do NOT consume or inhale gasoline"
Throws his phone 💀
Lol😂
Why did you get 0 replies but 100 likes? Let me fixed that
Bro💀🙏
He is going to consume and inhale gasoline
disclaimer: do not consume or inhale gasoline
inflation artist:
Man I gone on some trips from smelling America
Zack: “That’s over 15 days worth of food!”
Americans: “3, actually”
nah fax tho 😭
3 meals**
Fr, i just watched news the other day about a guy who sniffing gasoline since he's 5 years old. Phisicaly he's okay, but not so much with his mentally
@@SaveThePurpleRhino don't think he was mentally stable to begin with
Americans: A snack actually
Now we know why Trevor is so strong in GTA V, it's all the gas he sniffs.
❤
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
He drinks also in his
Trailer
The bulk is about to go crazy💪💪🔥🔥
Anyone who thought that was an actual old man, needed to have their eyes checked.
I didn't even know who he was and I could see it was a mask
Granted I was only 5 so..
Was just coming to say this 😂
I thought it was Uncle Jr
I live in a 3rd world country, I never saw the ad the only thing good about my country is that per capita income is $22,000 and gallon of gas is 50 cents.🥲
Zack gives us answers to questions we never asked him, yet they are so valuable
Yes very valuable now I can't drink my gasoline
It's a joke I know but I don't find these remotely valuable just a waste of time frankly speaking.
" a gallon of gasoline contains 31000 cal "
C'mon my gym bros 💪 🔥
Lets stop eating and drink gasoline
Ew that’s just bad
Can't stop the gainsss 💪😎🔥
@@MELEMADE338 its a joke
bulking energy🤜🤜🔥🔥🔥
The bulk finna go crazy
“Serving Size, 1 cup”
Nutrition facts are killing you 💀💀
"4 Servings per Container" 💀
2 girls 💀
@@wheaytdon't do it please I beg of you
11g protein- man what the hell 😭
how d fck the decomposed for millions of years still have the proteins
Beta males: dOn't cONsumE gaSOliNe
Sigma males: *_Serving size: 1 cup_* 🗿☕⛽
Metallica gives the best diet tips.
The word sigma and beta suck when they’re used in this way like why tf is this even a thing
@@MELEMADE338 Spoken like a true gamma.
@@MELEMADE338 This is the only good way to use them because it's mocking the words
15 with no food challenge
“Do not consume or inhale gasoline”
*puts down gasoline bottle*
“Of course, I totally wasn’t about to do that 😅”
Edit: wth not to be that person but 1000 likes overnight? Tysm!
Ssssiiirrrr I'm watch you 😐
i inhale petrol every time💀
@Templar there is also petrol in the Philippines yk?
@@el1z_ true
@@trooler1 same. I kinda like the smell of petrol
"if you want to bulk up, you've got a source"
Bu it cost ya
Ah yes the uranium predicament from the badger vid
and a homeless man is good as he L
We bulking up with this one boys 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
No we arent
@@truck_dudeWhere is your energy? Why so negative? C’mon and get your hype up🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
@@Danganronpa_pookie I would be if you weren't doing that stupid speaking and fire emojis....
@@truck_dude It really isn’t that serious, why hate it so much?
@@Danganronpa_pookiedude is so calm and positive
"Disclaimer: do not consume or inhale gasoline"
*Well there goes my weekend pl-*
Someone asks: How did you became the heaviest person ever???
That person: *Gasoline*
I gave you the 69 now keep it
Caseoh: "light snack"
@@elonemeuske4561a gallon of gas is small sip sized for him
Now read it in Australian accent
Me: L I G H T E R
Bro gave the best bulking tip in the history of mankind
ong bro
Fr bro
cancer laughing in the corner
He said calories not proteins bro
❌The man behind the slaughter
✅The man behind the glasses
Is that Freddy Fazbear?! Harr Harr Harr Harr har Harr harr
“its been so long since i last seen my son”
@@ev44414 lost to this monster to the man behind the slaughter
@@Momsspaghetti218since youve been gone
@@cunkie9157"I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder"
Thanks for making my intrusive thoughts more devious
“Disclaimer, Don’t drink gas” Beta’s: 🤡
Sigma males eating uranium for 20 billion calories: 🗿
bulk is bulk 🗿
So insanity is considered as a sigma right now. Noted
@@YuriZhevnevThis isnt insanity buddy,it what you call a bulk
@@YuriZhevnev you clearly don’t want that bulk 🗿
@@YuriZhevnev 🗿🗿🗿🪨
Thank you for this information. I’ve been struggling to bulk and this is the perfect solution. I’ll let you guys know what happened.
Aaaand.... Was never seen again.
Yeah guys he's dead.
@@DeviousCockroachthat was the joke
Its been three months...
Boys, we lost another soldier😢
@@Da_BiggestBird.no shit sherlock
"3 facts you could live without knowing."
"Ok"
*Scrolls
you mean "*comments*"?
@@ismile_xv you mean "*replies*"
@@NimatzzYou mean: reply to the reply!!
@@PriyankaSINGH-sb1mf you mean*reply to the reply of a reply*
@@Nimatzzyou mean, reply to the reply of a reply of a comment
Bro really made the forever bulkers so much hyped
"Disclaimer: Do not consume Gasoline."
_man, that messed up my Sunday plans at the gym._
Don’t listen to them, keep drinking and we makin’ it to god same day shipping💯💯
You could eat over 120,000 calories worth of gasoline if you consume 4 (servings or times?) Of it
craziest bulk
"Disclaimer: don't consume or inhale gasoline." Awh shucks, there goes my tuesday plans.
Oh my-💀
Lol Mine too sadly better said my daily plans 😭
When did this manage to get 100 likes
@@Alex-dd4yv good question idk when but I think now 😅
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀
Bro just gave me the best bulking meal
“Don’t drink gasoline”
NICE TRY FEDS 💪💪💪💯💯
"Why are you suing Crest"
"They stole our nurdle"
🤨
America: Stops food production and proceeds to replace it with oils
They dont have the oil to do dat
@@Papaya_Theorem because they ate it all 😂
@@matrixxentry1663 😂
No worries invade Mexico
@@Papaya_Theorem nuke middle east
Thank you sir. My mom was making soup out of gasoline. 💀
Edit: Thank you for the the likes guys your all the best.
💀💀💀
I think we know who's her favorite child... 💀 ((*if* you have siblings))
Why is number one at the end
@@EfrenTheBestGoat 💀
@@lainalight1203 🫡
The bulk bout to go crazy
Senzu bean: 10 days of food
Gasoline: 15 days of food💀
But a gallon contains that much
"You want a sniff?"
Trevor Philips, holding a cup of gasoline
daddy's been a boy boy AUgHHGh pls son - trevor hillips
"no gasolina" - patrica
lol
For us Americans that’s only a days worth of food
Gasolina
No
“Hey bro, wanna make a toothpaste company?”
“Sure”
[later]
“ *YOU STOLE MY NURDLE* “
😂
Nurdle sounds so funni
The bulk is gonna be insane.
next bulk gonna be crazy
💀
i needed to know that last one, i been inhaling gas for 2 years 💀
Oh, snorting it up like Coke is completely fine but the second even drink a sip you might like yourself a fire dumb ass but inhaling it like drugs. It’s completely fine.
@@BlueBoiOfficialwuh
@@BlueBoiOfficialwhy use those as examples
gas good
It guves 31k calories
we solved world hunger without even knowing
FR
“total fat (12g)” seems so accurate
"you guys, I found a way to gain weight"😂
Oil is also another option!
Which you can consume
They will turn into cars... Or just die
@@PolymerUa🤣🤣🤣
someone tell deviantart
My secret gasoline bulk has finally been exposed 😭
Your profile pic and your 😂😂😂
😂😂
Bro try uranium bulk
damn I have to put my car into a diet😂😂
Same I didn’t know my car was so fat
Tesla and other electric cars: I take energy and i am not fat you fat tanks
@@mariselortiz9671 3,582 pounds: hello there
Underrated comment
Zach looks like the animations he makes. The way he moves his mouth and looks into the camera with no emotion, the perfectly smooth skin. He is the art. The art is him. By god it’s horrifying and beautiful at once
Mr. Six wasn't creepy, he was wholesome. Also, it was kind of blatantly obvious that it was just a younger dude in a latex mask.
Was it really? I had no idea
Depends on how good your tv was and how well you understood body movement at the time of viewing. Old ass CRT's with visible scan lines made it hard to tell the face was fake. Though, that could have just been my old ass CRT that I still have (for old school game consoles like N64 and PS2)
@@kage3587 you still play on the ps2?
@@paolothorpe1461 not as often, but yeah. Ratchet and clank, MGS, GTA 3, and a few others work better on it than the emulator I use.
@@kage3587 sick, dude I still own a ps2 and 3-best consoles right there. Miss vice city, san andreas, gta 4 on those🥲
We goin with bulk with this one 🔥🔥🗣️
nikocado avocado rn: 🚚
Those flaming hot cheetos will be lit 💯💥🔥
@@scazab6408uranium hot takis🥱😎👽
NAH LOL
Bulking bout to be easy 🗣️🔥🔥
*”Bro I can’t bulk gasoline prices are going crazy”*
Remember your car is a person too. They need 10,000 calories a day and a frequent supply of blinker fluid.
Lool
“HEY WE GET TO USE THAT NURDLE”
“NO US”
“I WILL SUE YOU”
Ending world hunger one gallon at a time
"Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.."
NURDLE
The inhaling gasoline one is inevitable 😂
Ama give it a try 😂
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!"
Don't drink
Don't drink
Don't drink
Don't drink
Don't drink
Ah man I need those calories
hi LOLE
@@Phoji hi lol
“Bro I haven’t seen you eat in atleast 15 days”
“Dw I drank gasoline, I’m chillin”
"Do you know the old man in six flags?"
Me: *I don't even know tf is six flags*
Amusement park in US named after Texas 6 flags in history
@@azulaquaza4916 *_what_*
bro have you never heard of an amusement park
@@retrobloxy32 It's a chain of Amusument Parks across North America. Six Flags Over Texas, Six Flags Magic Mountain, Six Flags Great Adventure etc. are notable examples.
@@cancercentral9997 well i'm not america so i dont understand a word you're saying
I'm glad you gave that disclaimer, I almost ran outside to my garage to see for myself.
For some reason I always love the smell of gasoline
Didn't know that it was this harmful
Benzene is thw reason bro
Same!
It’s cuz dopamine or something. I believe most of the population would also “like” it because the reaction in their brains
How did you guys not know it was harmful? People huff it to get high to and it also kills brain cells
Gasoline is superior to every single perfume combination that could ever be thought of by our human intellect
"If there is a warning, there is a story behind it"
I guess our cars are super fat then💀
The bulk is gonna be crazy trust
If you think about it, they run way more than us so uh..
If you think about it, the Toyota Prius is actually Niko Avocado 🗿
Some guy: noo my gasolin is empty wait gasolin have CALLORIES ?!I need 100 hotdog to be liquid and then we go
bulking season boutta be crazy
Caseoh's new stream title: "GASOLINE CAUSE OF HUNGER"
Oil companies be figuring out a way to make humans run on gas
Why? They did it on The Birds. Guy survived that, but died like a wimp to the birds. If he woulda swallowed it he would of been fine.
When Peter Griffen made Red Bull using gasoline & said Gasoline is fuel for your body, he wasn't kidding !!!
People calling me fat,
My explanation: I inhaled too much gasoline
Gurl same I thought I got fat bcz of food until now
How to end world hunger:
Step 1:
Feed everyone with gas.
Step 2:Great job! You did it!
Step three you go to prison for poisoning billions
@@jj-ce8bb Facts.
My job was to feed everyone,not garantee that they will survive while i do it.
CASEOH BE DRINKING GASOLINE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Tysm for the likes anyways gotta be voice actor in an object show btw
He should eat uranium instead
casinoh
You’re banned
cornball u arent funny
I KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE THIS COMMENT
THANKS FOR THE NEW PROITEN WORK BRO🎉🎉🎉
video unclear, i'm now surviving off of gasoline on a desert island
The best bulking food award goes to:
Uranium
@@bashdzy I would have gone with a human but uranium works just as well
“The ultimate bulk meal doesnt exi-“
They measure Calories by burning it. Anything that burns has a calorie count, and gas burns a lot of energy (which is why it's used)
The reason the gasoline warning is there is so people don't get high and possibly damage their brains by huffing it.
no wonder why im going insane💀💀
@@jmoli2460 Bruh u iq is set back by -70 points
I kinda like the smell and hate it...
I like the smell of blood the best :)
Don't u dare say I am a wanna be vampire I just like the smell of blood
@@Galaxy_Dragon760bro is mosquito💀💀
Why would you drink it in the first place
“I’m so skinny, I wish I could gain weight…”
*sees gasoline bottle*
“Well don’t mind if I do!”
I never found the old man creepy lol. He was always adorable and sweet. Just cause he's old and energetic doesn't mean he's creepy wth