Absolute Mad Lads - Uday Hussein

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @CountDankula
    @CountDankula  5 лет назад +1747

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  • @BDeerhead
    @BDeerhead 5 лет назад +6611

    "Uday flew into a rage..."
    "Uday flew into a rage..."
    "Uday flew into a rage..."
    "Uday flew into a rage..."

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku 5 лет назад +490

      He was a human salt mine.

    • @noname-ve7wo
      @noname-ve7wo 5 лет назад +18

      Lol

    • @noname-ve7wo
      @noname-ve7wo 5 лет назад +119

      Uday stubbed his toe.....

    • @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice
      @Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice 5 лет назад +127

      ^Skyrim/Fallout user interface^
      .
      .
      .
      0.00:
      "Uday no longer trusts you."
      "Uday flew into a rage."
      "WARNING: HOSTILE ENEMY"
      "Uday is shooting at you!"
      "You were killed by Uday Hussein."
      0.02:
      *respawning*

    • @lilahdog568
      @lilahdog568 5 лет назад +11

      Read it as he said it

  • @AdamOwenBrowning
    @AdamOwenBrowning 5 лет назад +7029

    The real madlad here is Latif Yahya.
    Legend of human resilience

    • @pointcuration1278
      @pointcuration1278 5 лет назад +453

      I'm only surprised he didn't shoot Uday when handed the gun.

    • @Awesomotron2k
      @Awesomotron2k 5 лет назад +330

      @@pointcuration1278 probably the retaliation of Saddam would have been biblical is why.

    • @pointcuration1278
      @pointcuration1278 5 лет назад +159

      @@Awesomotron2k I understand the biblical consequences may be felt by his family, but especially when someone's family is on the line, the answer to a tyrant must be "fuck you". It doesn't make him cowardly or weak to not have acted, but many more families may have been spared if he had.

    • @huntersmith3888
      @huntersmith3888 5 лет назад +240

      @@pointcuration1278 you can't always expect a rational response to an irrational situation.

    • @CrucibleOfHate
      @CrucibleOfHate 5 лет назад +76

      @Kyros Droztamyr tf is wrong with you?

  • @GalvanicBones
    @GalvanicBones 5 лет назад +5666

    If anything, Latif Yahia deserves the title. The dude danced with the devil, crawled through hell and survived. What an absolute madlad.

    • @hatespeach9835
      @hatespeach9835 5 лет назад +119

      So the story goes....

    • @darnis6497
      @darnis6497 5 лет назад +137

      @@hatespeach9835 Yeah I'm curious about possible embellishment or worse that he's far more complicit then he lets on

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 5 лет назад +27

      He most likely fabricated his story

    • @xwewillberememberedx
      @xwewillberememberedx 5 лет назад +119

      Yeah he had a sidearm on him and didn’t brain Ugay when he had the chance? Like, he was willing to slit his own wrists but didn’t want to go out by putting a bullet in the fucker? Big fuckin plothole there.

    • @averagecomment123
      @averagecomment123 5 лет назад +332

      @@Saurus990 that would have meant certain torture and death of his whole family, including himself. What he had to do wasnt just for himself, but those he loved.

  • @davidr3857
    @davidr3857 3 года назад +948

    There is one detail worth mentioning. In one rape case the mother of the victim (just before the rape occurred) pleaded with Uday's mother to stop the rape. Uday's mother said the victim's mother should be honored her daughter was receiving Uday's attentions. This guy didn't fall far from the tree.

    • @angrybear86
      @angrybear86 2 года назад +96

      Christ Almighty.

    • @davidr3857
      @davidr3857 2 года назад +112

      @@angrybear86 Yep. The definition of a narcissistic psychopath. A rarity according to the DSM. Good riddens.

    • @angrybear86
      @angrybear86 2 года назад +38

      @@davidr3857 so horrible I don't know how to cope. Haunting. I have a 9 yo daughter I can't even fathom. Horrible

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 2 года назад +6

      True...
      Tfb the Middle East doesn't have anything on the scale of Redwoods, or someshit...

    • @van3158
      @van3158 Год назад +71

      @@angrybear86 in Iraq ive seen 9 yo brides with black eyes and fat lips from being battered by their +40yo husbands.. messed up place

  • @orly444
    @orly444 5 лет назад +2965

    Latif: *leaves the toilet seat up*
    *Uday flew into a rage*

    • @HornadyMatt
      @HornadyMatt 5 лет назад +185

      [Uday will remember that]

    • @jensjensen9035
      @jensjensen9035 5 лет назад +17

      Bawwbeh that is actually justifiable

    • @ethanjennings7235
      @ethanjennings7235 5 лет назад +34

      “Dammit Latif, don’t you know how much I hate it when I get up in the middle of the night to pee and I fall into the toilet getting my booty wet?”

    • @dizzee6089
      @dizzee6089 5 лет назад +41

      *proceeds to beat Latif with a metal pipe*

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 5 лет назад +7

      @@dizzee6089 Tells one of the guards to piss on Latif after beating him up, and shoving his head into the toilet.

  • @joshnwobodo8958
    @joshnwobodo8958 5 лет назад +1532

    This should be called "Absolute Mad Lads - Latif Yahia."

    • @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32
      @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32 5 лет назад +94

      Latif Yahia and his Father are the true Mad Lads.

    • @lewisfell2714
      @lewisfell2714 5 лет назад +78

      Impersonates a powerful insane man and escapes the country with no Id and just a cigar

    • @1asdf2jklasdf31
      @1asdf2jklasdf31 5 лет назад +6

      Well said mate.

    • @handonthegat2989
      @handonthegat2989 5 лет назад +1

      @@1asdf2jklasdf31 i i

    • @MarvinT0606
      @MarvinT0606 Месяц назад +1

      hard agree, this felt like Latif's Mad Lad episode and Uday was just a background character

  • @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva
    @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva 5 лет назад +7173

    Movie critics: "It's unrealistic that a villain would just shoot one of his men for no good reason" Reality: Uday Hussein

    • @f.palmero5010
      @f.palmero5010 5 лет назад +270

      But Fidel Castro's dairy obsession is 100% ok.

    • @littlegreenhelmetboi4148
      @littlegreenhelmetboi4148 5 лет назад +49

      KaptainMorganWo that’s almost every evil leader

    • @chaplainjamesthicc305
      @chaplainjamesthicc305 5 лет назад +183

      *Laughs in Stalin*

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat 5 лет назад +115

      Reality is often stranger than fiction.

    • @zeche8477
      @zeche8477 5 лет назад +25

      Dr.Zachary Site [REDACTED] Staff. That man really liked his milk

  • @LatifYahiaOfficialChannel
    @LatifYahiaOfficialChannel 9 месяцев назад +261

    An entertaining watch, thank you for crediting my life story. Best wishes, Latif Yahia.

    • @CuriousGuyOnline
      @CuriousGuyOnline 5 месяцев назад +33

      Deepest respects to you, sir, for what you have been through. I hope you are living much better than any of what was detailed here

    • @davell1078
      @davell1078 5 месяцев назад +21

      Absolute chad.

    • @BurghezulDjentilom
      @BurghezulDjentilom 5 месяцев назад +18

      no way, it's the mad lad himself ! much respect sir, best wishes to you and your family

    • @iolacola
      @iolacola 4 месяца назад +10

      You’re such a brave, honourable man, with extraordinary resilience. I’m sorry for all you suffered. Deepest respects to you sir.

    • @ZeroResurrected
      @ZeroResurrected 4 месяца назад +5

      I can’t imagine the kind of life you’ve lived, Latif. I hope you’ve found some amount of peace even in spite of all the nightmarish things your country has gone through

  • @eldestgruff
    @eldestgruff 5 лет назад +3513

    I was in a marine commandant's office once. He had a golden AK-47 mounted on his wall. Underneath it was a brass plaque reading: "Uday Hussain's Golden AK. Uday doesn't need it anymore." And that was probably one of the more badass things I've seen in person.

    • @damonsmigielski3236
      @damonsmigielski3236 5 лет назад +122

      Eldest Gruff
      This deserves more likes 👏

    • @shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069
      @shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069 5 лет назад +38

      Dresden files fan?

    • @eldestgruff
      @eldestgruff 5 лет назад +30

      @@shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069 yep

    • @kylesmith4513
      @kylesmith4513 5 лет назад +26

      That gave me a hard on

    • @kernow22
      @kernow22 5 лет назад +37

      I knew your Grandmother, she told me what a liar you are and how you steel from friends and family all the time! So I don't belive you.

  • @NahashM5
    @NahashM5 5 лет назад +924

    For the first time, I'm actually shocked.
    This guy is a monster.
    Not our average and lovable psychopath

    • @Tupax
      @Tupax 5 лет назад +37

      He's just a pycopath with money and freedom lol

    • @victorsjostedt4393
      @victorsjostedt4393 5 лет назад +45

      I don’t personally think he’s a psychopath, because psychopaths don’t actually have genuine empathy, and sadism intrinsically requires the ability to recognise suffering in others. Psychopaths are just indifferent to suffering; they don’t care enough to take pleasure in it. However, malignant narcissists share the absolute lack of remorse that psychopaths have, but aren’t only limited to identifying suffering in others, but they even seek it out for their own sadistic enjoyment. Nowadays many psychologists believe Ted Bundy (for example) would have this diagnosis due to the sadistic elements of his many crimes.

    • @NahashM5
      @NahashM5 5 лет назад +18

      @@victorsjostedt4393 I used the term " psychopath " to refer to the common sense of the word, not the psychological pattern.
      But thx for the precision

    • @bjarnestronstrup9122
      @bjarnestronstrup9122 5 лет назад +6

      @@victorsjostedt4393 Psychopaths however may seek out violence and especially rape because it gives them sense of power and control, which is the closest thing they have to an emotion. A psychopath as any other person is a subject of tolerance, the more he has the more tolerant he becomes and as a result must find more diverse methods to achieve satisfaction.

    • @Swagmite3000
      @Swagmite3000 5 лет назад

      I love this madlad already

  • @HolkHugan
    @HolkHugan 5 лет назад +2358

    "When a government is totalitarian, you get things like Uday"
    Headlines:
    " *Count Dankula criticizes the British Government by condoning the behavior of Uday Hussein* "

    • @ryanward10
      @ryanward10 5 лет назад +106

      So what you're saying is...

    • @DayLateGamerWill
      @DayLateGamerWill 5 лет назад +19

      Two severely underrated comments right above me

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 5 лет назад +43

      Next morning in every journal:
      Scottish Nazi leader says that the -ministery of love- British government is a totalitarian state reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @fenriz218
      @fenriz218 5 лет назад +22

      Well, Dank was a bit one-sided in this video. He never mentioned the good things Uday did, like... uhm, like... well, Dankula is an Islamophobe!!1!

    • @sinistreabscission
      @sinistreabscission 5 лет назад

      lmao

  • @BunkerghustVA
    @BunkerghustVA Год назад +326

    "Uday Hussain, I award you no points and I am glad you're fucking dead." Made me laugh so fucking hard man

    • @BunkerghustVA
      @BunkerghustVA Год назад +6

      41:59 for those who want it

    • @invisibleman4827
      @invisibleman4827 8 месяцев назад +2

      He made the world a better place by leaving it.

    • @invisibleman4827
      @invisibleman4827 8 месяцев назад +2

      In fact, his own sisters tried to assassinate him, so he put them under house arrest

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 2 месяца назад

      maygodhavemercyonyoursoul.mp4

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 2 месяца назад +1

      @@invisibleman4827 "so he put them under house arrest" I was about to say "...really? he let them off that easily? until I realised what that likely entailed 💀

  • @jackhealy3328
    @jackhealy3328 5 лет назад +520

    "Uday was buried in a grave in Tikrit. I just thought I'd let you know in case you needed a piss."
    God bless you Dankula.

    • @jackhealy3328
      @jackhealy3328 5 лет назад +19

      @@Valstrax420 Do it for all of us, mate

    • @umanasilos2311
      @umanasilos2311 5 лет назад +7

      @@Valstrax420 put a picture of latif so everybody can remember who survive his weak dumbass

    • @yms4355
      @yms4355 5 лет назад

      If someone does this, please take it on a video

    • @xaphin4062
      @xaphin4062 5 лет назад +1

      what a disgrace that this piece of shit was buried in the same city as Salahaddin, lol. I swear that family was nothing but a taint to the middleasterns

    • @xilon56
      @xilon56 5 лет назад +1

      I wonder how much you would have to pay in order to exume him and have him burried some place in Baghdad you can turn into a public latrine

  • @camron.w1841
    @camron.w1841 5 лет назад +1470

    Latif: "Uday, do you think-"
    *Uday flew into a fit of rage*

    • @AgentDanielCross
      @AgentDanielCross 5 лет назад +45

      "Uday, don't you think it's..."
      "RAAAAAAAAGH!"
      *beating sounds followed by electrical shocks*

    • @overcastandhaze
      @overcastandhaze 5 лет назад +11

      I don't think, *I DO*

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 5 лет назад +12

      This angered Uday, who tortured him severly

    • @lionheart6176
      @lionheart6176 5 лет назад +1

      @@redjirachi1 your *Oversimplifying* things

  • @bobo7918
    @bobo7918 5 лет назад +2159

    Him shooting the ak in the room feels like something out of Borat.

    • @kandyburra
      @kandyburra 5 лет назад +161

      I deadass thought it was taken from The Dictator lmao

    • @eyecred4153
      @eyecred4153 5 лет назад +87

      Roflmao, tbh it actually reminded me of some gipsy weddings while I was growing up in 90's Romania, good ol' times :))

    • @Xx_Swa9_9o7h_1nc_xX
      @Xx_Swa9_9o7h_1nc_xX 5 лет назад +16

      Bo bo Very aladeen

    • @johnthesavage381
      @johnthesavage381 5 лет назад +11

      Casually puts in ear plug

    • @MrSimonPlays
      @MrSimonPlays 5 лет назад +35

      The part where he straight up shot a guy who refused to salute is very Aladeen as well.

  • @Chocolatte2006
    @Chocolatte2006 3 года назад +1685

    The US Soldiers: Sir, we found 2 billion dollars in cash in the walls of Uday's mansion!
    Commanding officer: What? You found 1.5 billion dollars in cash in the walls? I can't believe they had 1 billion dollars in cash hidden in the walls! We'll surrender all 650 million dollars to the government immediately.

    • @jackwalters3928
      @jackwalters3928 2 года назад +171

      Soldier: finds 3 billion dollars in cash in the walls of Uday's mansion.
      - Sir...

    • @Gegengrupenfuhrur
      @Gegengrupenfuhrur 2 года назад +65

      This gave me a damn good laugh.

    • @roninski3638
      @roninski3638 2 года назад +132

      Yes you heard that right. We found 20 million hidden in the walls.

    • @swagmanmark2906
      @swagmanmark2906 2 года назад +96

      @@roninski3638 I can't believe they found $2 million in the walls of Uday's mansion.

    • @speedysparta403
      @speedysparta403 2 года назад +101

      This reminds me of three years ago in my country, three tonnes of weed was seized by cops...a photo circlated of the force burning what was clearly less than a tonne,and alot of smiling officers

  •  5 лет назад +2423

    "He escaped first to Turkey and then to freedom" that is just so painfully true

  • @johnanonimous7112
    @johnanonimous7112 5 лет назад +2067

    The real madlad was the man spitting in the face of Uday.

    • @MetalFire1998
      @MetalFire1998 5 лет назад +110

      The fury of a father.

    • @rm9308
      @rm9308 5 лет назад +53

      And why didn't Latif shoot Uday instead of cutting his own hand?!

    • @johnanonimous7112
      @johnanonimous7112 5 лет назад +81

      R M It might have cross is mind, but if he killed him, Sadam would have done so much worse to is family.

    • @rm9308
      @rm9308 5 лет назад +34

      Saddam's gonna Saddam. At least Uday wouldn't Uday anymore.

    • @johnanonimous7112
      @johnanonimous7112 5 лет назад +29

      R M Its a sacrifice to take, but all that shit must have happen in 30-40 sec max, he did not think about it clearly.

  • @cadettea2614
    @cadettea2614 5 лет назад +1800

    Latif : *does anything*
    this enraged Uday who punished him severely

    • @yashreza6643
      @yashreza6643 5 лет назад +34

      s p a n k

    • @trailerpark7170
      @trailerpark7170 5 лет назад +62

      I see
      A fellow oversimplified man of culture

    • @brandontoms5199
      @brandontoms5199 5 лет назад +15

      Another respected community referencing on another creators platform, you bold bold boy.

    • @theghoul2303
      @theghoul2303 5 лет назад +5

      @@yashreza6643 nope W A C K

    • @bocholotthethird3159
      @bocholotthethird3159 5 лет назад +6

      Ahhhh i see you too are a man of culture

  • @kush2874
    @kush2874 2 года назад +319

    saddam actually wanted to execute uday for killing his friend but his mother stepped in

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs Год назад +1

      Mother took an L

    • @SquareSausages
      @SquareSausages Год назад +4

      I remember that scene in the movie, wasn’t it Saddams right hand/One of his oldest comrades?

    • @kush2874
      @kush2874 Год назад +2

      @@SquareSausages yea his right hand man and he was a pimp that brought Saddam women thats why uday killed him

    • @SquareSausages
      @SquareSausages Год назад +1

      @@kush2874 Was he the man who brought Saddam the wife/woman that made Uday kill him or am I getting mixed up?

    • @kush2874
      @kush2874 Год назад +9

      @@SquareSausages no i dont think so but he brought him his mistresses and was a his food tester

  • @antoniotrejo272
    @antoniotrejo272 5 лет назад +674

    General Buttnaked: i'm the worst mad lad ever
    Uday Hussain: hold this bride i just kidnaped

    • @t4th.
      @t4th. 5 лет назад +18

      "hold this cologne bottle"

    • @xeroxyde3397
      @xeroxyde3397 5 лет назад +15

      Dude, Butt Naked was actually worse. He literaly eaten raw, fresh out of the body and still beating kids heart.

    • @DERAILEDbeats
      @DERAILEDbeats 5 лет назад +25

      @@xeroxyde3397 but as Dankula said in the video, his actions were so fucking bizarre that it had comedic value somewhat. This is just fucked tbh. But I agree that he's probably worse looking at the bigger picture.

    • @Bopperann
      @Bopperann 5 лет назад +5

      I thought the human stomach was bad but at least he had a reason, he was biologically a monster and his willpower was driven by his constant hunger.

    • @cradleofgoth
      @cradleofgoth 5 лет назад +5

      @@xeroxyde3397 those children died nearly instantly, didn't have to endure the torture. And buttnaked was crazy, he believed that it gave him power, so he had a reason, even though it was a crazy one.

  • @ArsSanctum
    @ArsSanctum 5 лет назад +3246

    Uday Hussein is literally a Farcry villain

    • @romdog1818
      @romdog1818 5 лет назад +127

      Timothy Williams
      Except, y'know... (He *was* ) real.

    • @16jms
      @16jms 5 лет назад +300

      I would actually dig a Far Cry game set in the Middle East.

    • @aydenhenley7147
      @aydenhenley7147 5 лет назад +15

      I thought the same thing

    • @oliverfoldager291
      @oliverfoldager291 5 лет назад +9

      LOL so true.

    • @lmjesus2192
      @lmjesus2192 5 лет назад +79

      @@16jms that's an amazing idea! But PC dipshits would have a meltdown!

  • @slowprodigy
    @slowprodigy 5 лет назад +2012

    Pardon my attitude, but this Uday Hussein guy sounds like a real jerk.

    • @fenriz218
      @fenriz218 5 лет назад +147

      Islamophobe!

    • @jamrep9633
      @jamrep9633 5 лет назад +99

      I heard, correct me if I am wrong but I heard, his ex wife was a REAL BATTLEAXE!

    • @bronghusphidalski522
      @bronghusphidalski522 5 лет назад +65

      What's next for Uday?
      Death

    • @PointlessSillyName
      @PointlessSillyName 5 лет назад +52

      Explain to the folks at home what the Iraq war was...

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 5 лет назад +43

      Reminds me of that tragedy..

  • @STRAKAZulu
    @STRAKAZulu Год назад +193

    “He’s buried in a cemetery in Tikrit… just in case you need a piss.”
    Couldn’t agree more.

  • @Toastman2500
    @Toastman2500 5 лет назад +2040

    Absolute Mad Lads: Hiroo Onoda.
    The Japanese soldier who spent 30 years in the Philippines, because he thought WW2 was still going on.
    EDIT: Since there’s already a good amount of videos on Hiroo Onoda, I came up with another Mad Lad
    Absolute Mad Lads: Ted Kaczynski. The Slavic math bomber who advocated Anarcho-Primitivism

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike 5 лет назад +29

      Didn't the infographics show or someone else do a video on him?

    • @Rakmarok
      @Rakmarok 5 лет назад +109

      @@MuzikBike Never a reason to not look at it from a new perspective.

    • @CommandoPixel
      @CommandoPixel 5 лет назад +35

      There was an episode of Archer inspired by that guy

    • @maxtheawesome4255
      @maxtheawesome4255 5 лет назад +13

      On a youtube channel called Oki's Weird Stories, he did a pretty good video on him.
      I would like Dank to cover him, but he is also really well known so Dank might not be interested.

    • @chromaticturtle8657
      @chromaticturtle8657 5 лет назад +8

      not enough material......he was the only person present, other then killing farmers chickens somtimes 4 food.....thats all he didnt give a detailed day by day when he was brought back to japan, itd be only like a 5 min video

  • @afrikayt
    @afrikayt 4 года назад +5244

    Latif: *breathes*
    _this enraged Uday, who punished him severely_

    • @thenateshow4371
      @thenateshow4371 4 года назад +149

      Is that a oversimplified reference?

    • @feetusyeeter
      @feetusyeeter 4 года назад +10

      the nate show I think so

    • @thripsys61
      @thripsys61 4 года назад +113

      lol, a bit like a tell tales game.
      Latif: exists
      *Uday will remember that*

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 4 года назад +57

      Even Hitler doesn't deserve to be compared to Uday

    • @ashtabet3450
      @ashtabet3450 4 года назад +4

      John Porteous dude they are very much comparable

  • @SouthernersSax
    @SouthernersSax 5 лет назад +603

    Here's a way to classify your entries into the Mad Lads list:
    Insane: Mad Lad
    Example: The Dogmeat General
    Inspiring: Rad Lad
    Example: Mad Jack Churchill
    Paragon of decency: Glad Lad
    Example: Bob Ross
    Abject human garbage: Bad Lad
    Example: Uday Hussein

    • @danyapanya5089
      @danyapanya5089 5 лет назад +28

      bad joker: Dad lad

    • @deffonotdio6751
      @deffonotdio6751 5 лет назад +3

      You mean Daniel Brajtman lad?

    • @danyapanya5089
      @danyapanya5089 5 лет назад +2

      @@deffonotdio6751 why so salty?
      was a reference to dad jokes

    • @asj8048
      @asj8048 5 лет назад +12

      Unfortunate story: Sad Lad
      Example: Marvin Heemeyer

    • @SouthernersSax
      @SouthernersSax 5 лет назад +1

      @@asj8048 Sad turned equal parts mad and rad.

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 3 года назад +155

    Stereotypical bad guys in movies, who unnecessarily kill random people to show their evil, are basically just a softer version of Uday

  • @Bobsy144
    @Bobsy144 5 лет назад +1863

    We need one on John McAfee!
    Antivirus creator, Interpol’s most wanted, International Criminal and Scat Enthusiast
    What more could you want?

    • @harleymitchelly5542
      @harleymitchelly5542 5 лет назад +225

      His damn ransomware off my new laptop.

    • @swivelhips586
      @swivelhips586 5 лет назад +31

      I call him "Scat Hammock"

    • @absolutegarbage3654
      @absolutegarbage3654 5 лет назад +22

      Also foot fetishist

    • @absolutegarbage3654
      @absolutegarbage3654 5 лет назад +22

      Also he was trying to become president

    • @alalvarez7301
      @alalvarez7301 5 лет назад +89

      His story's not over. Dankula has said several times he'll do the Madlads on McAfee when his tale ends, so as not to repeat a Dragonlord.
      So hey, something to look foward when McAfee goes missing. Or his body washes up ashore. Or both. I legit have no idea at this point because its fucking McAfee.

  • @Liam-uh3pr
    @Liam-uh3pr 5 лет назад +430

    Latif:
    Uday: flew into a fit of rage

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 5 лет назад +15

      *Alarm clock goes off(
      Uday: "Bring me the nearest clock craftsman. I want to kill him."

  • @PeJota615
    @PeJota615 5 лет назад +362

    Latif was a Mad Lad himself for managing to survive all that.

    • @Bopperann
      @Bopperann 5 лет назад +12

      Fucking bleeding from the shoulder, "I'm Uday, let me through." XD

    • @BasherTWOFOUR
      @BasherTWOFOUR 5 лет назад +16

      That car mustve had an impressive tow capacity to haul around Latif and his gargantuan balls.

    • @superextempman
      @superextempman 2 месяца назад +1

      Plot twist: this is actually a mad lad episode on Latif Yahia but he had to go into how much of a nightmare that Uday was to make us understand how much he had to go through

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO 3 года назад +340

    Imagine an alternate timeline...where Latif shot Uday...and then said to the guards that the body double went nuts and "Uday" shot him.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 3 года назад +39

      Awesome timeline.

    • @taffydonut3704
      @taffydonut3704 2 года назад +14

      Did you think about this for more than 3 seconds?

    • @long-hair-dont-care88.
      @long-hair-dont-care88. Год назад

      ​@@taffydonut3704nope which is why awesome people like us would go down killing a evil cunt. Sucks to suck nerd.

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl Год назад +1

      I think that's what really happened.

    • @redraven1604
      @redraven1604 9 месяцев назад +1

      That’s what I was thinking.

  • @bitterbetty.9667
    @bitterbetty.9667 5 лет назад +3429

    Instead of saying “Literally Hitler”.
    I’m going to start saying “Literally Uday”.

    • @ambrose788
      @ambrose788 5 лет назад +302

      Uday was literally worse than Hitler.

    • @Adamant_Consternation
      @Adamant_Consternation 5 лет назад +31

      How about "literally Gilles de Rais"?

    • @doommaker4000
      @doommaker4000 5 лет назад +76

      @@ambrose788 He'd be if he inherited the dictatorship

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 5 лет назад +119

      @@doommaker4000 Uday: "Genocide everyone I don't like.
      On second thought genocide everyone else too, also yourself and bring me your wife."

    • @AngloImperial
      @AngloImperial 5 лет назад +45

      @@VioletDeathRei "And then her too."

  • @undefined6512
    @undefined6512 5 лет назад +977

    Saddam Hussein: I fear no man...
    But that _thing..._
    *Glances at son*
    It scares me.

    • @sirlastking3902
      @sirlastking3902 5 лет назад +20

      Perfect comment.

    • @noahmiller8042
      @noahmiller8042 5 лет назад +7

      pfft saddam enabled him

    • @JuvenileStacks
      @JuvenileStacks 5 лет назад +1

      Still no Heavy update.

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 5 лет назад +8

      Probably cause he was afraid that psycho was going to kill him in his sleep

    • @Wimpymind
      @Wimpymind 5 лет назад +3

      Uday was an ass but believing everything his involuntary bodydouble says about him seems more than just a little naive. It doesnt take much for someone who does a few bad things, for everyone to uncritically believe whatever bad things anyone attributes to them. Like, if someone said that a certain austrian painter kicked his dog, nobody would demand proof. Having been on the receiving end of having a bad reputation and having others lie to make it even worse, i m gonna assume the stories about uday are a little exaggerated.

  • @WILLPORKER
    @WILLPORKER 4 года назад +5674

    the real madlad is latiff, god tier man with integrity and morals.

    • @knixie
      @knixie 4 года назад +56

      ikr

    • @Geek69420
      @Geek69420 4 года назад +73

      Preach it brother

    • @urielgrey
      @urielgrey 4 года назад +165

      I am glad he is doing well and i wish him peace and happiness.

    • @RangerHouston
      @RangerHouston 4 года назад +196

      @Oz Lang there's evidence for the accounts of Latif, those who cast doubt are known Hussein sympathizers.

    • @yondabigman4668
      @yondabigman4668 4 года назад +36

      @Oz Lang he should have became an author if it was fake. His book would have been an international seller

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake5252 Год назад +74

    The only sad thing about Uday's death is that he didn't suffer, and he died quickly.

  • @DankBoyy00
    @DankBoyy00 5 лет назад +350

    That feel when a dictator thinks you're too evil

  • @Jianju69
    @Jianju69 5 лет назад +901

    "The Devil's Double" was one of very few cases where a movie based upon actual events was toned down a great deal because the truth was just too horrible.

    • @killerwatt318
      @killerwatt318 5 лет назад +120

      Same with Schindlers list.
      The things that Amon Goeth did were so fucked up they actually had to tone it down in the film to make it believable to a cinema audience.

    • @MaSoNGaMeR115
      @MaSoNGaMeR115 4 года назад +14

      @@killerwatt318 but the devils double was based on a true story

    • @harveyholmes9533
      @harveyholmes9533 4 года назад +20

      MaSoNGaMeR115 how did you manage to write this comment without having a functioning brain?

    • @matthewmeaney4500
      @matthewmeaney4500 4 года назад +2

      The double moved to my town in ireland when he escaped

    • @alidawood8833
      @alidawood8833 4 года назад +2

      I attended the premier of it at the Dubai International Film Festival. very much watered down.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 5 лет назад +2344

    Soldier: "Sir, we can't get into the house, it's too well defended."
    Commanding Officer: "Okay. _Remove the house."_

    • @XXStrong1
      @XXStrong1 5 лет назад +108

      If you can’t go under, over or even through something, just blow it up!

    • @elmerjfapp5730
      @elmerjfapp5730 5 лет назад +14

      this is what happens when madison wants in

    • @evancoveney6268
      @evancoveney6268 5 лет назад +59

      @@XXStrong1 Fuck yeah! MURICA!!!

    • @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475
      @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475 5 лет назад +12

      *Up theme song intensifies*

    • @Mick-oi3wy
      @Mick-oi3wy 4 года назад

      #1 ratbag whats your government job now? I want to be a Raider so I just want to get an idea of whats gonna happen if i get out alive.

  • @satinsguard
    @satinsguard Год назад +45

    Latif Yahia is the true Mad Lad in this story. Even after all he went through, he still came out strong in the end.

  • @tonydiii
    @tonydiii 5 лет назад +1965

    "Latif was shot in the shoulder"
    "Latif was shot in the shoulder"
    "Latif was shot in the shoulder"
    "Latif was shot in the shoulder"

    • @josephnormyle28
      @josephnormyle28 4 года назад +325

      Uday flew into a rage

    • @rifleshooterchannel208
      @rifleshooterchannel208 4 года назад +220

      “I used to be a body double like you, until I took a bullet in the shoulder.”

    • @rifleshooterchannel208
      @rifleshooterchannel208 4 года назад +51

      The Beast The Beast Why on earth would someone appear together, in public no less, with their “secret” body double?

    • @achdong1445
      @achdong1445 4 года назад +7

      Korega...requiem da

    • @heydoeradio7298
      @heydoeradio7298 4 года назад +3

      @zachary chaber sees assains
      in unison starts the catch me if you can protocol going left to right

  • @scipioamericanus6711
    @scipioamericanus6711 5 лет назад +752

    Sounds to me like Latif was the real mad lad. The man who impersonated Udi Hussein, and lived.

    • @ayndie38
      @ayndie38 5 лет назад +28

      Scipio Americanus no shit! I don't know whether to be happy he made it out alive or sad that he has to live with those memories for the rest of his life. Christ!

    • @TheHeavyModd
      @TheHeavyModd 5 лет назад +22

      He even had the balls to get into a firefight with Uday, what a hero

    • @bubbledreams6382
      @bubbledreams6382 5 лет назад

      I should not have scrolled to the comments during the video. There are spoilers

    • @AlowishusMud
      @AlowishusMud 5 лет назад +2

      @@bubbledreams6382 did you expect people to not be talking about the video?

    • @thedoctormayhemfuntimeshow3213
      @thedoctormayhemfuntimeshow3213 5 лет назад

      For more of a look, see the movie called, "The Devil's Double" which is about Latif's job as Uday's double. Uday was a complete monster.

  • @Tarik360
    @Tarik360 5 лет назад +295

    The fact that Latif survived and Uday died brings a bit of satisfaction to this horrible story.

    • @TESkyrimizer
      @TESkyrimizer 4 года назад +27

      Being outlived by your former body double. What an epic gamer moment.

    • @kindledninja
      @kindledninja 4 года назад +4

      @@TESkyrimizer was Uday the body double the whole time?

  • @bigwendigo2253
    @bigwendigo2253 2 года назад +89

    Latif is a real man, he doesn’t need his daddy’s reputation to keep him safe
    And Latif’s dad is a real man, he raised his kid right. I’d like to think I’d do the same for my kid if I ever had one (I don’t want one)
    I’m impressed nearly to tears, these are good people.

    • @sayasayaabraham9766
      @sayasayaabraham9766 Год назад

      Why do you think latif is a real man?

    • @guacamole4724
      @guacamole4724 Год назад

      @@sayasayaabraham9766because he ran knowing he would definitely be killed if he got caught u probably wouldn’t

    • @guacamole4724
      @guacamole4724 Год назад +2

      @@sayasayaabraham9766not to mention he really shot at Uday💀💀

    • @sayasayaabraham9766
      @sayasayaabraham9766 Год назад

      @@guacamole4724 there’s no evidence for what he claims that he has gone through maybe he is lying and making up all these stories about himself, I know it is true that Uday had a body double but who knows who was his body double Latif has no evidence that he was Uday's body double. I don't believe him since I've heard that Latif is supporting the Ba'ath regime now, That brave Latif he describes does not match the personality he has now. He now supports a regime that buried thousands of children, old and young alive, led Iraq to wage wars with neighbouring countries, bombed its people with poison gas and.........., Anyone with a soul and conscience would never say that. I am Iraqi my English is not good but I hope you can get my point.

  • @eddieryan7246
    @eddieryan7246 5 лет назад +386

    Pseudo philosophical idiots: Good and Evil aren’t real they’re just concepts
    Uday Hussein: *Exists*

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 5 лет назад +16

      They exist, but they're subjective. Tell me, what country do you live in? Guaranteed someone believes you to be a vile monster just because of where you live. You, no matter how nice you are, are evil to them. Does that make you evil? How about the Alqueda? They believed America to be a great sinful empire that needed to be attacked and destroyed. They believed that every civillian killed during 911 was an act of righteousness against a great devil. Were those innocents evil? Was Alqueda good?
      Nobody says good and evil doesn't exist simply because they are abstract concepts. Good and evil are determined by the individual. The philosophy is meant to warn people against being overly self righteous. Your good is not necessarily another's. The type of thinking that your world view is absolute and that your good or your evil is the only truth is what gave power to groups like Alqueda, the Nazis, the Japanese Empire, even the Mad Lad in today's video. Not being able to understand or refusing to understand is the leading cause of death and destruction in all of human history.

    • @raumograeywolf5477
      @raumograeywolf5477 5 лет назад +22

      Objectively Good and Evil Exist.
      Uday is indeed proof of what Evil in action looks like

    • @Alfenheimer
      @Alfenheimer 5 лет назад +5

      If you sustain the belief that anything is possible, therefore any acts are not inherently good or evil then yes they are subjective. However, we live in an objective reality. Murder may not always be evil, but rape certainly is, and there is no situation in which it is subjectively good. There may be rapists who did amazing or beneficial things to society, but that does not make them any less awful. And Uday certainly do not qualify for that distinction, the man was filth, and overthrowing the Hussein regime was an act of good.

    • @5KM5K
      @5KM5K 5 лет назад +1

      Who defines what is good and what is bad

    • @eddieryan7246
      @eddieryan7246 5 лет назад

      Alastor it’s a joke.

  • @atraxian5881
    @atraxian5881 5 лет назад +690

    Imagine a parallel universe where Latif actually killed Uday and made it pass as the body double getting killed. Then proceeded to remove Saddam and turn a dictatorship into a democracy.

    • @Megaspartan23
      @Megaspartan23 5 лет назад +77

      Or a universe where Uday killed Saddam and his brother, while managing to make it look like he didn't kill them. He would have then become dictator of a Iraq and probably nuked the entire planet.

    • @rodeanalfanteforcadela7645
      @rodeanalfanteforcadela7645 5 лет назад +17

      @@Megaspartan23 in short: world war 3

    • @LordBaldur
      @LordBaldur 5 лет назад +15

      And the US would still bomb the shit out of Iraq anyway.

    • @GnyawiRunasimi
      @GnyawiRunasimi 4 года назад +7

      @@Megaspartan23 Nuked? HAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE!

    • @gewishworm4724
      @gewishworm4724 4 года назад

      cool video game/movie idea

  • @cyrilgigee4630
    @cyrilgigee4630 5 лет назад +582

    "Uday wus baeried in'a cemetaery nere Tecrete. A jus thot a wuld let ye kno in caes ye nede a pess." -Count Dankula, 2019

  • @CptDawner
    @CptDawner 3 года назад +38

    “So Uday flew into a rage...” seems to be the thesis statement of the video.

  • @charlesoconnell2970
    @charlesoconnell2970 5 лет назад +586

    The “CLICK THE LINK” chant and the slow zoom is the most convincing form for advertising ever

    • @thinkingmachine354
      @thinkingmachine354 5 лет назад +12

      Still didn't though cos the game looks shit

    • @nerdlingeeksly5192
      @nerdlingeeksly5192 5 лет назад +4

      I found it funny

    • @MarkButQuestion
      @MarkButQuestion 5 лет назад +9

      CLECK THE LENK
      CLECK THE LENK
      CLECK THE LENK
      CLECK THE LENK

    • @IGeorge94
      @IGeorge94 5 лет назад

      I haven’t purchased it as of not sure I can play it having the same account on different phones. As honestly I don’t wan’t to play on my I-Phone.

    • @robertkraciuk2753
      @robertkraciuk2753 5 лет назад

      CLECK DE LENK

  • @Augustmsb
    @Augustmsb 5 лет назад +383

    I treat every new episode of absolute mad lads as an event like a huge movie release

    • @KingZomp
      @KingZomp 5 лет назад +5

      I'm gunna give this one 5 bags of popcorn and a little American flag to wave for the kids to wave around back at home. Kids love toys and flags and what not, they're fun for people of all ages really.

    • @peteswafflemeyer5620
      @peteswafflemeyer5620 5 лет назад +2

      abso-fucking-lutely dude

    • @maxkennedy8075
      @maxkennedy8075 5 лет назад +3

      August Søgaard bregenhøj Bigger than star wars

    • @russellg81
      @russellg81 5 лет назад +3

      Haha. I am same. Made a nice meal and everything. 👌☺️🍝🍷

    • @afailable
      @afailable 5 лет назад +4

      Probably the only movie I want to see as much as new mad lads is joker

  • @carterb3967
    @carterb3967 4 года назад +2483

    This Dude is a walking war crime.

    • @TheA2P
      @TheA2P 4 года назад +181

      Well... _was_ a walking war crime

    • @carterb3967
      @carterb3967 4 года назад +28

      A2P True

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 года назад +88

      @@carterb3967 May he rest in piss

    • @jameswilliams7026
      @jameswilliams7026 4 года назад +4

      Are you referring to Count Dankula?

    • @carterb3967
      @carterb3967 4 года назад +19

      James Williams I’m referring to Uday Hussein

  • @jknott1003
    @jknott1003 2 года назад +29

    "I award you no points and I'm glad you're fookin dead" Best quote ever.

  • @sangwenrae
    @sangwenrae 5 лет назад +745

    Uday played 2 hours of CoD, that's why he was so violent

    • @kevinfitzpatrick5949
      @kevinfitzpatrick5949 5 лет назад +3

      Oh god. My 1000 hours in the original modern warfare 1...

    • @oljimeagle
      @oljimeagle 5 лет назад +5

      Get a good look at him when he shoots off the gun.. The guy looks pretty inbred... The product of generations of close inbreeding.

    • @Supafstturtle
      @Supafstturtle 5 лет назад +2

      He got to No Russian and he knew what had to be done

    • @Heathertheheathenkitty
      @Heathertheheathenkitty 5 лет назад

      Got that chat room PTSD lol.

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 5 лет назад +2

      The only thing that could make me rage that hard would have to be Getting Over It. Even then...I’m pretty sure this prick would try and have the man’s head for making the game, I’d just rage and try not to smack my computer.

  • @thewayfarer8849
    @thewayfarer8849 5 лет назад +332

    Consent: Exists
    *UDAY FLEW INTO A RAGE*

  • @AaronPaulIbarrola
    @AaronPaulIbarrola 5 лет назад +2998

    Uday's patience is about as thin as the amount of breathable air in China.

    • @NPC-nn4qe
      @NPC-nn4qe 5 лет назад +53

      11/10 underrated comment. This is so fuckin' true.

    • @Olympus304
      @Olympus304 5 лет назад +34

      UUUUUHHHHHUUUUUUU THATS SERIOUS COLLATERAL FUCKING DAMAGE

    • @weedwhacker287
      @weedwhacker287 5 лет назад +18

      China: *enters server* *say sike right now*

    • @mobius-q873
      @mobius-q873 4 года назад +10

      Correction its thinner than anime girl who has been starving for 10000 years without bones

    • @Jekyll_Jackal
      @Jekyll_Jackal 4 года назад +2

      911th like

  • @M4ruta
    @M4ruta Год назад +15

    It's stories like these that make you never want to complain about anything in your life ever again.

    • @alexf9381
      @alexf9381 Год назад +1

      Right. Also being grateful for being born in the country I was.

    • @jonathanramos8414
      @jonathanramos8414 Месяц назад

      ​@@alexf9381the middle east sucks ass in general

    • @jonathanramos8414
      @jonathanramos8414 Месяц назад

      ​@@alexf9381apart from Israel but alot of people hate Israel for some reason

  • @alc4528
    @alc4528 4 года назад +2835

    Uday doesn’t deserve the title of Mad lad, he doesn’t deserve to share the same title as Sky king and Killdozer.

    • @coldwarfare1429
      @coldwarfare1429 4 года назад +122

      lol he deserve the title of man worst than fucking hitler

    • @callofkarrenboomerops3262
      @callofkarrenboomerops3262 4 года назад +13

      actuly he does tank and killdozer where violent terrorists who set out to killa lot of people and almost did. full stop. Supporting them is treason.

    • @macknight4469
      @macknight4469 4 года назад +150

      CallOfKarren BoomerOps except they didn’t kill anyone so you’re full of shit

    • @onjo6746
      @onjo6746 4 года назад +252

      CallOfKarren BoomerOps neither sky king nor killdozer set out to kill people, sky king did it to kill himself and even said he didn't want to kill anyone but him, killdozer did it to fuck the place over(the rifles were no doubt there to impose fear)

    • @jimarcher5255
      @jimarcher5255 4 года назад +19

      I thought I was the only person left in the world that saw “Killdozer”.

  • @JGHR777
    @JGHR777 4 года назад +1199

    Due to your accent when you say "Uday" it sounds like "Udyr". In danish this means a: A monster of mythical origin or a ferocious beast beyond comprehension. I find this fitting.

    • @pturkyrrigerd2473
      @pturkyrrigerd2473 4 года назад +23

      Goddag min fine danske kammerat

    • @michaelkean5969
      @michaelkean5969 4 года назад +38

      well hopefully Udyr is freezing in nilfheim right now,
      or he's getting fried by his step father in hell.

    • @LolSumor
      @LolSumor 4 года назад +13

      or just a League of Legends champion

    • @kieranashley5254
      @kieranashley5254 4 года назад +1

      Get yer ears tested

    • @Fleshlight_Reviewer
      @Fleshlight_Reviewer 4 года назад +2

      u mean that league of legends champion?

  • @big_guy_of_leiden5688
    @big_guy_of_leiden5688 4 года назад +2700

    “Free the homie he did nothing wrong!”
    The homie:

    • @doctordoc2351
      @doctordoc2351 4 года назад +44

      *while we were marching through Georgia intensifies*

    • @big_guy_of_leiden5688
      @big_guy_of_leiden5688 4 года назад +22

      Colonel Cornelius Cornwall I’ll do it again in a heartbeat

    • @caos1925
      @caos1925 4 года назад +12

      @@big_guy_of_leiden5688 Hey, we did name a pretty neat and versatile tank after you, thoguh they die in one shot...

    • @big_guy_of_leiden5688
      @big_guy_of_leiden5688 4 года назад +25

      Adam Case ah yes that’s what I said before I charged into Georgia “Name a tank after me!”
      “Sir what’s a tank”
      “I don’t know just do it!”

    • @lucaa.6406
      @lucaa.6406 4 года назад +14

      Man fuck the police Uday don’t deserve this smh free tha homie

  • @ilo3456
    @ilo3456 Год назад +35

    The only mistake Latiff made was not shooting Uday when given a a gun

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Год назад +2

      His family would have disappeared

    • @CombineWatermelon
      @CombineWatermelon 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@oz_jonessmall price

  • @supremelordoftheauspicious2928
    @supremelordoftheauspicious2928 5 лет назад +329

    I am an Iranian, my mother's uncle was captured by Iraq's army exactly on the second day of the war. He was released 10 years later. The Iran-Iraq lasted 8 years, that means he was released 2 years AFTER the war was over. He was just normal soldier so he wasn't in a horrible prison(of course it's still a pretty fucked up place to be at) but when he and a couple other prisoners attemped to escape he was thrown in a very small prison, this prison cell was completely dark, no light at all. He was there for years. when he was finally freed they had to put a lot of layers of cloth on his eyes and remove a layer each week to get him used to seeing light. He was very hopeful about the Iranian revolution, returning to his homeland 11 years after the 1979 revolution he thought that Iran had become a heaven now but when he returned he realised people are still as poor as they were during the Shah's era which made him even more depressed.
    He's not the only one to fight in the war from my family, my own father was injured in the war, and my uncle was martyred, so yeah pretty much as they say, war, war never changes.

    • @Antipodean33
      @Antipodean33 5 лет назад +3

      @BillyFreeTX Yes have to agree, I met an Iranian woman who invited me to the wedding of her sister. They were wealthy professional people who were very friendly, open and all round decent people

    • @supremelordoftheauspicious2928
      @supremelordoftheauspicious2928 5 лет назад

      thank you for your kind words!!

    • @jaded5655
      @jaded5655 5 лет назад

      Omidvaram zendegit behtar beshe dadash

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 5 лет назад

      @@supremelordoftheauspicious2928 It must've sucked for your relative to realize the mullahs only made Iran worse off than it was under the Shah.

    • @jonathanramos8414
      @jonathanramos8414 Месяц назад

      Iran was starting to westernize and modernize in the 1970s but the revolution just turned to the country back to a religious theocracy. Iran definitely seems like a fascinating nation and very attractive females too. Those Persian features

  • @qliphalpuzzle5453
    @qliphalpuzzle5453 5 лет назад +425

    I’m feeling like the real mad lad was the body double

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 5 лет назад +10

      "It's a living." /long-suffering Flintstones animal

    • @herewardthewatchful1014
      @herewardthewatchful1014 5 лет назад +3

      I bet there's alot of things that didn't get told. This story is only told from one side.

    • @tony_5156
      @tony_5156 5 лет назад

      Austin T.
      Not related to the convo: Does anyone online give you any looks because of your PFP?

    • @rebine778
      @rebine778 4 года назад

      @@tony_5156 doubt unless cringy fortnite pics lol. In addition to that I should probably mention that Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 3 года назад

      And the marines.

  • @andrewtree4725
    @andrewtree4725 5 лет назад +644

    The father who spit in his face is the man!

  • @thekeyboardslammer4413
    @thekeyboardslammer4413 3 года назад +30

    I feel so bad for Latif, luckily he’s doing fine now.

  • @nathandecrom2409
    @nathandecrom2409 5 лет назад +204

    i love how uday puts in ear protection first and then starts firing

    • @Supremacy962
      @Supremacy962 5 лет назад +51

      “Safety first”

    • @Grengis
      @Grengis 5 лет назад +7

      @@Supremacy962 he ain't gonna defend his house w a .22

    • @bethbeauregard333
      @bethbeauregard333 5 лет назад +4

      Yea, he was a real prize.

  • @matthewlee8667
    @matthewlee8667 5 лет назад +915

    Whenever I go into a fit of rage and burn down the neighborhood:
    "Sorry, I'm just having one of those U-day's"

  • @jayvoor
    @jayvoor 5 лет назад +624

    Uday: *literally gives Latif a gun*
    Latif : *cutting sounds*

    • @benek7538
      @benek7538 5 лет назад +48

      Uday: say sike rn

    • @connorp3030
      @connorp3030 5 лет назад +15

      Perhaps Latif thought uday took the bullets out

    • @purpandorange
      @purpandorange 5 лет назад +2

      I think the “sup yo” part may have been creative license

    • @SuperZez
      @SuperZez 5 лет назад +7

      @@cuntpuncherino Maybe not you, but your family? Definitely.

    • @cuntpuncherino
      @cuntpuncherino 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah....that's probably why Latif didn't do it either

  • @factopedia304
    @factopedia304 2 года назад +41

    I read somewhere Saddam would hit Uday with an iron bar and make him watch torture videos when he was being "weak" and "squeamish" ..starting from when he was a CHILD (about 5 years old). Of course this would have had an extremely deleterious effect on his development, especially since he would have seen violence as a way to get his dad's approval.
    In so many instances we see how monsters are not always born, but created.

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 Год назад

      I still feel no empathy for uday, disgusting creature. He could've been the only reason to invade Iraq instead of BS WMDs

  • @vintagestealth8802
    @vintagestealth8802 5 лет назад +236

    Latif is a mad lad himself, props to him.
    Edit: Dankula we have open carry in some places in the US, you can move in homie.

    • @pinesandtraplines
      @pinesandtraplines 5 лет назад +9

      I remember him saying that since the UK government unpersoned him hes had a hard time with employment. Might be hard for him to become an American with limited funds.

    • @romdog1818
      @romdog1818 5 лет назад +4

      "You can move in..." Legally (obviously)

    • @chriskolb3105
      @chriskolb3105 5 лет назад +19

      Just sneak across the southern border and get to a woke, progressive city like San Francisco or Portland and pretend to be Mexican. Before you know it, you'll have free health care, educational opportunity, welfare subsidies, a drivers license, hell, you can vote in our next Presidential election ( as long as your voting democrap, that is ).

    • @theangrycheeto
      @theangrycheeto 5 лет назад

      Unfortunately, his story is unconfirmed and many people are skeptical of his claims.

    • @Survive1llc
      @Survive1llc 5 лет назад +2

      MO repping Constitutional Carry! Come on over.

  • @Vauksel
    @Vauksel 5 лет назад +1354

    People go on about Hitler but Uday makes him look like just a frustrated artist who dabbled in politics.

    • @syukwan-kerr8118
      @syukwan-kerr8118 5 лет назад +98

      Yes, because Hitler ordered the mass extermination of multiple religous and ethnic groups. Saddam is a better comparison to Hitler. Hitler wasn't a psychopathic manic. He was a genocidal manic.

    • @HammerHeadFootball
      @HammerHeadFootball 5 лет назад +11

      Dem Shikigorii well put

    • @vincentvalentine4401
      @vincentvalentine4401 5 лет назад +12

      Dem Shikigorii imagine if he did get into power though. I bet he would be worse

    • @Stellar001100
      @Stellar001100 5 лет назад +96

      The differences between Hitler and Uday are obvious. Hitler just saw what he ordered as a means to an end, with no hands on approach. Uday however would personally go out of his way to try out torture methods, taking pleasure into the hands on approach. Hitler had a bigger kill count by proxy, but Uday had a bigger individual kill count. Additionally, and I can't believe i'm saying this, at least you can enjoy a party at Hitler's house without having to worry about the host shooting, beating, or raping you.

    • @squirrel_disaster
      @squirrel_disaster 5 лет назад +2

      @Your moms HITACHI I absolutely agree, I'm romanian

  • @sambland3903
    @sambland3903 5 лет назад +448

    So horrific it's almost cartoonish, except for the dreadful truth that it was reality.

    • @emilegriffith1473
      @emilegriffith1473 5 лет назад +2

      Some is. But lateef is a known liar and conman

    • @TheTideKing004
      @TheTideKing004 5 лет назад +8

      @@emilegriffith1473 and what about the other guy?

    • @sambland3903
      @sambland3903 5 лет назад +16

      @@emilegriffith1473
      Video of the Uday shooting off in the club was enough for me.

    • @emilegriffith1473
      @emilegriffith1473 5 лет назад

      Lateef simply recounted the general gist of what everyone already knew about Uday. He had no personal knowledge nor first hand accounts. So regarding the details of his stories I woulsnt believe

    • @JCDenton42069
      @JCDenton42069 5 лет назад

      The claims about NATO's enemies are about as credible as that pug being a nazi.

  • @ziahamm1603
    @ziahamm1603 9 месяцев назад +5

    The most pleasing thing about this (and there isn't much) is that Latif not only escaped but prospered. After surviving that depraved, repugnant evil bastard its good to know he was able to escape and build a good life for himself and hopefully his remaining family too.

  • @yuhboi6816
    @yuhboi6816 5 лет назад +435

    Nobody:
    *Uday flew into a rage*

  • @zalac153
    @zalac153 5 лет назад +632

    Saddam picking an heir, looks at his first son
    "Not Uday.... Not Uday"

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 5 лет назад +28

      which implies Saddam had a tiny bit of a conscious... which... means... something... not sure what, but it means it.

    • @Immor7alBG
      @Immor7alBG 5 лет назад +19

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC Nah, Uday was probably just shit when it came to anything that wasn't rape, torture, etc...

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 5 лет назад +3

      @@Immor7alBG sure, that's likely true as well, but that would still require Saddam to have cared enough about his country to want it to have a decent ruler after he was gone.

    • @Immor7alBG
      @Immor7alBG 5 лет назад +5

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC The point flew over your head, he doesn't want his son to ruin what he had built, he's a dictator not a carebear lol

    • @crackedhammer4612
      @crackedhammer4612 5 лет назад +2

      Mostly Toasty Sadam: “Not Uday!” Advisor: “But he’s your eldest.” Sadam: “Never Uday!”

  • @robo-
    @robo- 5 лет назад +374

    The visible suffering while advertising this mobile game lmfao

  • @wolfblitzer1409
    @wolfblitzer1409 3 года назад +40

    Yeah this story convinced me to sign up for the Army after 9/11. The story his body guard told. People do not know how evil people with total power can be. I heard this story after 9/11, and other Iraqi stories and it really made me so angry I went and signed up for the Army and asked to be deployed.

  • @masivatak
    @masivatak 5 лет назад +245

    And now haiku:
    My daddy is rich,
    My soul is corrupt and rot,
    Is that a wedding?

    • @funghiciabatta551
      @funghiciabatta551 5 лет назад +9

      Hahahaha the last sentence is a brutal finisher hahaha!

    • @manofcultura
      @manofcultura 5 лет назад +7

      11/10

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 5 лет назад

      "My mother is the best,
      my new step mother isn't.
      I should murder her friend.
      Idea from best mother."

    • @AgentDanielCross
      @AgentDanielCross 5 лет назад

      Stealing it

  • @thicboibigsmoke7220
    @thicboibigsmoke7220 5 лет назад +385

    Uday’s actions are how I feel when I choose mean dialogue options in RPG’s

    • @MizantropMan
      @MizantropMan 4 года назад +16

      I'm writing a dark D&D campaign and was given permission from my players to make it as dark, twisted and disturbing as humanly possible. Main antagonists are going to be 17 unique demons of my design. I've decided to model one of them after this monster, just so the absolute evil aspect is apparent.

    • @user-lr6ce1mw4k
      @user-lr6ce1mw4k 4 года назад +4

      @@MizantropMan I've never even touched a girl in my life and my parents hate me but D&D is nice

    • @kindledninja
      @kindledninja 4 года назад

      @@MizantropMan I bully everyone I don't like in RPGs.
      By that I mean I try to kill them, then just verbally abuse them if they turn out to be essential characters.
      Or use console commands to make them no longer exist.

  • @Edith_Puthie96
    @Edith_Puthie96 5 лет назад +308

    This video was about Uday, but we all know Latif was the real Absolute Mad Lad.

    • @TheGodEmperor41k
      @TheGodEmperor41k 5 лет назад +9

      And his dad. Just wow!

    • @Nyctosuba
      @Nyctosuba 5 лет назад +30

      Latif; the unwillingly hero who became the body double of quite possibly THE biggest piece of shit on planet Earth and defied one of the most brutal regimes in modern history despite knowing how depraved Uday was, all without Latif losing his moral compass.
      Modern day hero, Maddest Lad 2019

    • @rebine778
      @rebine778 4 года назад

      @@marciaosullivan3200 r/madlads 😂

    • @marciaosullivan3200
      @marciaosullivan3200 4 года назад +1

      @@rebine778 you clearly don't reddit

    • @rebine778
      @rebine778 4 года назад

      @@marciaosullivan3200 um like what now😅

  • @WockhartEnthusiast
    @WockhartEnthusiast Год назад +8

    to this day i consider this one of danks best, if not THE best mad lad episode he's done. the story of Uday is interesting from start to finish

  • @MrMaxenen11
    @MrMaxenen11 5 лет назад +151

    The guy slit his wrist instead of being killed or murder an innocent man. What a fucking legend. That choice is what greek myth's are made of. God bless him.

    • @ladyathenaofowls
      @ladyathenaofowls 5 лет назад

      _ Spartan _ Joe Mama

    • @lexbaldwin5613
      @lexbaldwin5613 5 лет назад +3

      Option 3: shoot Uday.

    • @goddesscarrie767
      @goddesscarrie767 5 лет назад +3

      @@ThZuao u say u wouldn't mind being tortured but once they start bringing out the water and rags and blood sports equipment ur gonna start prayin for death quick

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 лет назад

      This.

  • @JasonPaul576
    @JasonPaul576 5 лет назад +247

    Agreed. He doesn't deserve the title of Mad Lad. It should go to the man who was his body double.

    • @simplelife88393
      @simplelife88393 5 лет назад +19

      Not all mad lads are admirable.. Purple Aki and General Butt-Naked are also evil

    • @prizm3268
      @prizm3268 5 лет назад +7

      @@simplelife88393 but general butt naked became a priest and apologized to all his victims family's and purple Aki stopped admiring muscles

    • @mintmag8748
      @mintmag8748 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah I agree with that.

    • @gileee
      @gileee 5 лет назад +5

      @@prizm3268 There's a relatively recent video of Purple Aki asking to see a kids muscles. General butt naked is only preaching so he doesn't get his ass scalped by the people he wronged.

    • @prizm3268
      @prizm3268 5 лет назад +2

      @@gileee true

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 4 года назад +1155

    Now I don't know him personally, but this Uday Hussein doesn't sound like a very nice fellow.

    • @sufimuslimlion4114
      @sufimuslimlion4114 4 года назад +7

      He isn’t as bad as westerners cry about and exaggerate

    • @DapperDill
      @DapperDill 4 года назад +41

      Hey now I take offense to that.

    • @kos-mos98
      @kos-mos98 4 года назад +64

      he's a real jerk

    • @MisterSands
      @MisterSands 4 года назад +65

      @@sufimuslimlion4114 QUICK GET IN THE KITCHEN!!! Your 8 year old wife's moustache is on fire.

    • @stevenmartinek4419
      @stevenmartinek4419 4 года назад +5

      You'd just have to get to know him.Kidding.

  • @captainboyblunder9414
    @captainboyblunder9414 3 года назад +8

    Literally you are one of my favorite you tubers now and mad respect for telling the story how it should be told

  • @evantaylor9566
    @evantaylor9566 5 лет назад +1486

    Sergeant: Private, do you see that house?
    Private: Yes sir?
    Sergeant: I don’t want to.

    • @BlackWolf18C
      @BlackWolf18C 5 лет назад +100

      Private: Yes sir.

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 5 лет назад +79

      _house demolishing noises_

    • @msstarlight4770
      @msstarlight4770 4 года назад

      Heh heh heh!
      😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

    • @pnw_wheelies878
      @pnw_wheelies878 4 года назад +1

      @#1 ratbag yeah pretty sure they wont send a private to an operation like this

    • @ricardofan2733
      @ricardofan2733 4 года назад +6

      Yes Sergeant*

  • @hater9117
    @hater9117 5 лет назад +964

    "I've come to your wedding for prima nocta."
    "But Uday we're muslim."
    *Uday flew into a rage*

    • @Robert-wf7xu
      @Robert-wf7xu 5 лет назад +22

      ???
      In Judaism and Christanity the Virginity is sacred.
      The prima nocta is a feudal custom, originated in barbarians tribes.

    • @strider04
      @strider04 5 лет назад +24

      @@Robert-wf7xu it is sacred in islam as well mate

    • @AngloImperial
      @AngloImperial 5 лет назад +15

      @@Robert-wf7xu Face it: shitty rich nobles still making their entire country and religion look like shit.

    • @Robert-wf7xu
      @Robert-wf7xu 5 лет назад +2

      @@strider04 that is the point of the comment is it not?

    • @Robert-wf7xu
      @Robert-wf7xu 5 лет назад +1

      @@AngloImperial yup you are right.

  • @Excabulous
    @Excabulous 5 лет назад +262

    “Uday would drive around Baghdad looking for wedding...”
    STOP THE RIDE I WANNA GO BACK TO BOB ROSS

  • @bryansansone3301
    @bryansansone3301 2 года назад +8

    Latif deserves his own fucking movie. Jesus Christ...I had read about the history of body-doubles and all, but good God this man and the shit he had to endure...I hope he's found peace and happiness in this brutal world.

  • @deussalt8108
    @deussalt8108 5 лет назад +227

    I feel sorry for latiff, poor bastard only had the unfortunate luck to luck look like an insane mad man..

    • @MrBonebus
      @MrBonebus 5 лет назад +4

      All it did was turn him into the ultimate badass

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 5 лет назад +5

      Crab Lord The father sacrificed himself for his son who was tortured. That is what a good father does.

    • @joscpe
      @joscpe 5 лет назад +1

      Glad it seems he found success now. Hope he can afford a good psychiatrist.

    • @MrBonebus
      @MrBonebus 5 лет назад +1

      @@crablord9362 cool, that sucks. He is still a badass.

  • @liquidxlucidity7976
    @liquidxlucidity7976 5 лет назад +393

    20 minutes in: jfc no way this can get much worse
    Next 20 minutes: hory fahk

  • @zacharygreen5467
    @zacharygreen5467 5 лет назад +299

    "The day Uday learned to use the internet was a dark day for Iraq" thats hilarious and horrifying at the same time

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 5 лет назад +31

      Internet: "hey, look up Goatse"
      Everyone: "Ew, what the fuck?!"
      Uday: "What is this feeling? It's the opposite of rage!"

    • @godzilladestroyscities1757
      @godzilladestroyscities1757 5 лет назад +1

      @@justsomeone5314 Oh, I regret knowing what that is.

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 5 лет назад +7

      @@godzilladestroyscities1757 Don't look up things Uday likes!

    • @jayvoor
      @jayvoor 5 лет назад +1

      Just Someone I’ve seen a lot of things before today. That’s going in the bad pile now. But I thank you for expanding my knowledge of web culture

    • @theghoul2303
      @theghoul2303 5 лет назад +3

      Then he started to listen to grindcore

  • @Senator-Wary
    @Senator-Wary 3 года назад +12

    There's something wholesome about a son wanting to be more like his father

  • @coolcucumbers7601
    @coolcucumbers7601 4 года назад +2614

    I miss 43 minutes ago when I didn't know uday existed

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage 4 года назад +140

      Wait til you learn about the rest of the middle east

    • @coolcucumbers7601
      @coolcucumbers7601 4 года назад +4

      @@MaxiemumKarnage , What?

    • @claudethesilentman7841
      @claudethesilentman7841 3 года назад +88

      @@coolcucumbers7601 The Middle East had had people like that all over the history
      It’s full of rich (oil) countries but theirs absolute nutters over there

    • @Yanzdorloph
      @Yanzdorloph 3 года назад +28

      @@MaxiemumKarnage wait till you learn about the rest of ultra dictatorship regimes*

    • @terrorgaming459
      @terrorgaming459 3 года назад

      I knew years ago

  • @DutchFurnace
    @DutchFurnace 5 лет назад +208

    "he had two choices, not kill the guy and be killed himself, or kill the guy, so he cut his own wrists with a knife on the table"
    there's clearly an obvious third option.

    • @krispinwah2784
      @krispinwah2784 5 лет назад +19

      Kill the son of a ruthless dictator?

    • @vasili1207
      @vasili1207 5 лет назад +6

      @@krispinwah2784 yes

    • @adler830
      @adler830 5 лет назад +19

      Wich may result in complete purge of town Latifs family lived in. But why not, just for shits and giggles?
      He wouldn't be handed weapon if he didn't know what might happen if he killed the "original".

    • @jimmcphearson7252
      @jimmcphearson7252 5 лет назад +4

      @@vasili1207
      And then Saddam driven by rage would ravage the entire country.
      Doesn't that go against your original goal?

    • @Drew-Dastardly
      @Drew-Dastardly 5 лет назад +3

      It's like the North Koreans contracting out slave labour to Siberia. The slaves know full well that if any of them try to escape or make a fuss not only them, but 3 generations of their family will be put in "re-education" camps. Only a narcissist like Uday himself would consider sacrificing their extended family just to save face.
      I don't know how you do the odds in this forced insanity.

  • @icyburger
    @icyburger 4 года назад +1869

    I was born in iraq, but currently live in canada. My mother would tell weird tales about how when 'qusay would enter the university of Baghdad everybody had to stand and clap as hard as they can to commemorate the presence of their ''dear leader's son'' and if you were caught not clapping you would be taken away never to be seen again. She also told me stories about how she saw 'uday playing tennis at the university and confirms that he moved and played like a girl. She would go on to say that his arms were ''khirga'' which is Iraqi for he had spaghetti arms. But he would always win because the people who played against him were terrified of him.
    I love my mother, she has a heart of gold, instantly connects with anyone that she talks to. She is a special person, truly. She is also the kind of person that loses her mind over anyone even mentioning that Iraq was better off under the rule of Saddam and his real life Geoffreys. Although Iraq is undergoing a three way civil war, and possibly under increasing influence from Iranian militia groups, things were never as bad as when Saddam was in power, she claimed. And I believe her.
    She was the one who convinced my dad to move out of Iraq and to the UAE during the 90's. They had decent Jobs in the uae, my mother went from being a secretary to the vice principal at a private school called Al murooj, in Abu Dhabi, to being vice principal of that school. My dad found a job working as a civil engineer at a German company in the uae. After waiting 8 years for our background checks to pass and our visas to be approved, we immigrated to canada.
    I am pursuing a career in the Canadian military. Fighting for the things I believe in, as opposed to one tin pot dictator and I'm grateful for that.

    • @icyburger
      @icyburger 4 года назад +79

      @clout demon nah, i dont wanna die of corona

    • @saifmohammed1709
      @saifmohammed1709 4 года назад +93

      I hope you have great life
      I currently live in iraq
      ISIS were defeated only the government which is loyal to Iran is bad and corrupted otherwise Iraq will be even better in future
      you can still visit your home any time though

    • @Medium-RareSteak
      @Medium-RareSteak 4 года назад +4

      icyburger completely understandable 😂

    • @Zopdoz
      @Zopdoz 4 года назад +86

      I have a Iraqi workmate of mine (49yrs old) here in Ghent, Belgium, we both work in a Volvo Car plant & whenever he hears our Belgian-Turk work colleagues say that Iraq was better before the Iraqi war, he vehemently corrects them & tells them that it was hell under Saddam. He despises such talk & speaks on about how Saddam looted the country & killed innocent people, left, right & center.

    • @crazyscottishboi3822
      @crazyscottishboi3822 4 года назад +27

      @@icyburger good luck with your career
      I hope for the best for you

  • @Nodux359
    @Nodux359 3 года назад +7

    A real life monster, just a beast in human-costume.

  • @antrant7533
    @antrant7533 4 года назад +2761

    Uday: loved his mother
    Hitler: loved his mother
    Stalin: loved his mother
    Alexander: loved his mother
    Me: loves my mother.
    Uh-oh

  • @violentmnky
    @violentmnky 5 лет назад +300

    I still remember where I was when I heard our boys got this fucker. Glad he didn't get away.

    • @psychomantis1926
      @psychomantis1926 5 лет назад +19

      Literally the only good thing coming out of that invasion was getting him and his dad

    • @coliosucc7468
      @coliosucc7468 5 лет назад +5

      @@psychomantis1926 were you hoping for oil?

    • @tristman8413
      @tristman8413 5 лет назад +4

      @@psychomantis1926 removing Saddam Hussein completely destabilized the middle East! As bad as Saddam was he kept the Shia Muslims in check. There would be no isis if the Iraq war never happened.

    • @psychomantis1926
      @psychomantis1926 5 лет назад +2

      @@tristman8413 exactly. Killing him was ridding the world of evil. But everything that happened after or because of that never needed to happen and only made stuff worse, especially since we had no legitimate reason to invade.

    • @tristman8413
      @tristman8413 5 лет назад +1

      @dustisdeadbodies85 I take it you're from yanky land?

  • @JorgeGeorgeD
    @JorgeGeorgeD 5 лет назад +183

    "The enternet, was a mestek."
    -Count Dankula, probably.

    • @Sercil00
      @Sercil00 5 лет назад +6

      Enternet + Ewdeh = Mestek

    • @fenriz218
      @fenriz218 5 лет назад +2

      Yor scotish es empeccebel... yor fröm Edenborow, by ahny chance?

    • @EliteKnight97
      @EliteKnight97 5 лет назад

      Nah man, he likes traps too much