Your Honor Please Unban Me I Was Just Drunk Bro | ATP Appeals Court: Episode 5

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
  • #Twitch #Unbans #AppealsCourt
    Re-uploaded because I jerked off the levels, sorry about that
    -- Watch live @ / avoidingthepuddle

Комментарии • 224

  • @mtd1089
    @mtd1089 3 года назад +535

    The stoners are real. The cases are real. The rulings are final. This is Judge Aris

    • @animegeorge2718
      @animegeorge2718 2 года назад +3

      The comment that introduced me to this series

    • @desiroots7806
      @desiroots7806 2 года назад +3

      I'm the 420th like

    • @BigDaddyWes
      @BigDaddyWes Год назад +4

      This is judge Aris's.

    • @ShaneFlett
      @ShaneFlett 9 месяцев назад

      Elite stoner detectives are in court to assist judge Aris.

  • @dylanh.3793
    @dylanh.3793 3 года назад +388

    “This guy used the n word but there’s no way to verify that he’s black.”
    The ultimate 50/50

    • @SeppukuAddict
      @SeppukuAddict 3 года назад +15

      But the moral conundrum if he banned a black guy for saying the n word? That’s like horseshoe oppression. Better to be safe than sorry imo and unban him just in case

    • @robbluson9970
      @robbluson9970 3 года назад +23

      Wild West

    • @murdahshewrote9251
      @murdahshewrote9251 3 года назад +53

      @@SeppukuAddict there's no safe when it comes to 50/50s theres only sorry

    • @Boris82
      @Boris82 2 года назад

      Free speech includes the n word.
      Bish

    • @Eis7
      @Eis7 Год назад

      @@SeppukuAddict agreed just ban the person.

  • @TopBadge
    @TopBadge Год назад +35

    Man we really need more of these, it's honestly his best content. It's like open mic night for dumbasses

  • @Adan-ke4sx
    @Adan-ke4sx 3 года назад +205

    Damn n0pants is SUPER drunk, give him a second chance guys.

    • @ojikumaa
      @ojikumaa 3 года назад +5

      n0pants's sobriety kicked rocks alongside his respect for apostrophes

  • @MackCasual
    @MackCasual 3 года назад +184

    Best series back again. Who even needs tekken? Lol

    • @CommunitySkratch
      @CommunitySkratch 3 года назад +1

      This is the facts , the big dinner facts , like ! 10 bucks a month for Netflix or else , just watch this ! For ! Free....!? ; )

    • @kaspermorrigan8722
      @kaspermorrigan8722 3 года назад +6

      Fuck tekken

    • @GwieE
      @GwieE 3 года назад +19

      the tekken community is worse than the naruto community and the naruto community is already as bad as the path of exile community but dont get me started with the yakuza community, the yakuza community is the worst alongside the metal gear community

    • @marcisarn2365
      @marcisarn2365 3 года назад +6

      @@GwieE fuck you

    • @marcisarn2365
      @marcisarn2365 3 года назад +2

      what's wrong with the naruto community asshole

  • @Nyoronoru
    @Nyoronoru 3 года назад +119

    Your honor his beard is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

  • @eetsnada1831
    @eetsnada1831 3 года назад +43

    redname isn't a color, it's a way of life

  • @combobreaks7857
    @combobreaks7857 3 года назад +80

    n0pants if you re-upload again you’ll be held in contempt of court!

    • @ojikumaa
      @ojikumaa 3 года назад

      Order in the court. One XL vaggie supreme w/spicy pepperonis and extra garlic. I like that one, hMmMm

  • @jedanimates
    @jedanimates 3 года назад +18

    aris' courtroom feels like a really scuffed version of Papers Please.

  • @hazardousjazzgasm129
    @hazardousjazzgasm129 3 года назад +22

    Avoiding The Jack Daniel's

  • @montoshi
    @montoshi 3 года назад +58

    I wish moustachespider would come and ask for an appeal

    • @MrDeathbydying
      @MrDeathbydying 3 года назад +23

      Banned for life, he's still eating shit

    • @notachance3444
      @notachance3444 3 года назад +3

      Mustachespider is my hero. Guy got raked over the coals for like 20 minutes haha. Yeah you’re alright spider....spider fuck your eat shit forever...aw he’s alright I’ll probably unban him. (Aris dies) FUCK YOU SPIDER YOURE NEVER GETTING UNBANNED!

    • @cocopuf97
      @cocopuf97 3 года назад +6

      An appeal porm

    • @RageMagikarp
      @RageMagikarp Год назад +1

      Who is that, I see his name all over these videos

    • @montoshi
      @montoshi Год назад

      @@RageMagikarp look up Eat Shit For Life Aris you won’t be disappointed

  • @SaruWaza
    @SaruWaza 2 года назад +5

    8:38 was the best one

  • @Niaz_S
    @Niaz_S 3 года назад +13

    "If I don't like the way you look, you're outta here; and that's because I don't know what you look like".

  • @maxzimmer5808
    @maxzimmer5808 3 года назад +5

    "Stand up straight. This isn't a tickling contest"

  • @Tanish129
    @Tanish129 3 года назад +17

    I was laughing my ass off on my way home from Ikea. Feels good

  • @vinnyhasmagic
    @vinnyhasmagic 3 года назад +25

    The sound of the mallet gets me everytime, nice work nopants 👊

  • @AIRFGC
    @AIRFGC 3 года назад +6

    got a headache from laughing so much, thanks for the upload n0pants

  • @combobreaks7857
    @combobreaks7857 3 года назад +53

    Would be awesome if n0pants went to the “Objection!” turnabout song when things get really hype

    • @ganjatrooper7193
      @ganjatrooper7193 3 года назад +9

      The suggestion box is over here follow me...(cocks the lower gun).

    • @mirainikki6665
      @mirainikki6665 3 года назад +11

      @@ganjatrooper7193 hey alright

  • @rickylean2040
    @rickylean2040 3 года назад +9

    I never comment, my fear of getting banned overwhelms me.

    • @devoncarter613
      @devoncarter613 3 года назад +5

      No fear in this court! It's bannable

  • @christopherr6284
    @christopherr6284 3 года назад +56

    Aris's going to be mad at you for reuploading this.

    • @RusiWey
      @RusiWey 3 года назад +48

      And at you for that “s”

  • @DaFlyboy
    @DaFlyboy 3 года назад +12

    My brother was the one with the Ingredients for Frosted Flakes. Funny af hearing his appeal get denied

  • @francisyorkmorgan1341
    @francisyorkmorgan1341 3 года назад +49

    A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

    • @IYPITWL
      @IYPITWL 3 года назад +7

      Sometimes the sober thought is "I hope I dont do this stupid thing."

  • @3549431587
    @3549431587 3 года назад +10

    i live in argentine so i cant get to see the stream live. thanks n0pants your vids are gold to me =)

    • @gravityguntv2572
      @gravityguntv2572 3 года назад

      you could just watch the vods on twitch

    • @3549431587
      @3549431587 3 года назад

      @@gravityguntv2572 i prefer n0pants clips :3 but yeha youre right. thanks =)

  • @TheKoreanDrifter
    @TheKoreanDrifter 3 года назад +21

    Thanks n0pants; been waiting for the next episode of Judge Arnis
    Best one: 8:38

  • @thisnameisboring6005
    @thisnameisboring6005 3 года назад +9

    Keep this series going, or else!

  • @nikhil96_
    @nikhil96_ Год назад +1

    i have never crylaughed as much as hearing "open and shut mouth"

  • @ThePheonixOfThe6
    @ThePheonixOfThe6 3 года назад +13

    Tekken? Never heard of it

  • @Legendarycornet
    @Legendarycornet 3 года назад +21

    Re upload? Hey, alright

  • @notanybetter5264
    @notanybetter5264 3 года назад +5

    Which ban appeals court had the guy saying "imma keep it one hundo chief..."

  • @SW-zb6bf
    @SW-zb6bf 3 года назад +4

    Better Title: Aris's parrying drunk ban appeals |

  • @Liquid_Truth
    @Liquid_Truth 2 года назад +4

    i wish he would do these again jus so we can get the smash cuts with the mallet sound again.

  • @xXdarkdekuXx
    @xXdarkdekuXx 3 года назад +5

    I genuinely love this content. Some content similar to this would be amazing, maybe some games or ways to interact with the minds of chat directly.

    • @jaysnow4074
      @jaysnow4074 3 года назад +14

      Careful, you're starting to sound like a red name

    • @basedpersona9354
      @basedpersona9354 3 года назад +1

      yeah for sure, you should ask him to enable channel points.

  • @mamoruinoue4681
    @mamoruinoue4681 3 года назад +1

    Glad to be hearing that epic court music thanks n0pants

  • @perovskite2921
    @perovskite2921 Год назад +2

    I hope this series gets back

  • @Keihart
    @Keihart 3 года назад +10

    Aris's streams are so funny...

  • @Zayl1016
    @Zayl1016 2 года назад +1

    Ban appeals are like playing Paper's Please but occasionally when you X-ray a suspicious individual, you see a high quality shit.

  • @IYPITWL
    @IYPITWL 3 года назад +3

    12:17 spoiler alert - you can play your own music

  • @slugbones
    @slugbones 3 года назад +3

    I'm 1000% with Aris on the apostrophe thing. Aris's is technically right but it shouldn't be.

  • @dylanh.3793
    @dylanh.3793 3 года назад +1

    Just started the vid and this is already a banger.

  • @colonelpopcorn7702
    @colonelpopcorn7702 Год назад +1

    Ayo, I’m boutta get shot on sight if I ever show up to an Aris stream, but Aris’s is correct, and that’s the only correct way to write that

  • @chel8282
    @chel8282 3 года назад +9

    Dude I'm not a fan of TV series, but this? Hell yeah

    • @ojikumaa
      @ojikumaa 3 года назад +1

      Aris or bust

  • @scotchedtape
    @scotchedtape Год назад +1

    What the fuck out of nowhere Aria busts out "machiavellian" and uses it correctly?!

  • @jonnycakemusic
    @jonnycakemusic 3 года назад +4

    I guess the music was too loud in the previous upload? Anyway, get reuploaded. And thanks.

  • @lozganon64
    @lozganon64 3 года назад +1

    love this "epic" court music, lol

  • @crewie94
    @crewie94 3 года назад +2

    Nice to see some serial offenders get the well deserved prison time.
    I can't wait to see the episode where the criminals try to extort and bribe Lord Arnis.

  • @redkrooy3916
    @redkrooy3916 3 года назад +2

    2:25 MaskedSurveor said "RUclips veiwers are trash" Someone ban that guy!

    • @jaykelley103
      @jaykelley103 3 года назад +4

      Bro we are trash just embrace it

  • @hahahaThomasA
    @hahahaThomasA 2 года назад +2

    Whens the next court appeal? I know he said he would never do them again but these streams were fcking hilarious 😂

  • @shinigamiauthor
    @shinigamiauthor 3 месяца назад

    big thanks n0pants

  • @WhySoHomeless
    @WhySoHomeless 3 года назад

    Blessed be the uploads

  • @Garrett12362
    @Garrett12362 Год назад +1

    Does esl mean English Secondary language?

  • @chickenmomo92
    @chickenmomo92 3 года назад +1

    thanks n0pants! god bless

  • @AsianSensationz
    @AsianSensationz 3 года назад +4

    Damn, after finish my shift at my hospital as a general director surgeon/lawyer/policeman, I am pleasantly surprised Aris figured out that I was only pretending.
    I better work harder on my twitch acting in chat.

  • @CGoody564
    @CGoody564 3 года назад +3

    "Aris's" is only wrong if it isn't posessive; if it is posessive, it's correct even if the singular proper noun ends in s.
    n0pants, the grammar gawd.

  • @namillerable
    @namillerable 3 года назад +3

    You can play what you want and I'll always tune in from time to time, but I do like when you play Tekken. I also like when you play 3rd Strike. But I'm not trying to say anything in your twitch stream chat. Don't ban me bro.

  • @henryav1676
    @henryav1676 Год назад

    That’s why I try not to say fucking shit when I’m watching.

  • @0Midnightlight0
    @0Midnightlight0 3 года назад +1

    I still love the justice system.

  • @5000KAITOSHION
    @5000KAITOSHION 3 года назад +6

    I got ripped off by my drug dealer for giving me oregano instead of weed, do I go to the cops?

    • @GINOVONNI
      @GINOVONNI 3 года назад +5

      This actually happened to my dumbass back in middle school. That’s what I get for trying to get that shit at that age

    • @ovahlord1451
      @ovahlord1451 3 года назад +1

      @@GINOVONNI Bruh u got owned lol

  • @thatdawg2021
    @thatdawg2021 2 года назад +2

    i've noticed he's a softy for old time followers. aww lol

  • @animeprofilepicture8855
    @animeprofilepicture8855 3 года назад +1

    thanks nopants

  • @RegularChimp
    @RegularChimp 3 года назад +6

    god bless or else, what?

  • @EternalGruntSetsu
    @EternalGruntSetsu 2 года назад +2

    11:28
    15:21
    24:06

  • @TeryonTheHuman
    @TeryonTheHuman 3 года назад +2

    @ avoidingthepuddle can you stop timing me out for 1 million seconds?

  • @bensons999
    @bensons999 3 года назад +3

    Love you Arnis and n0pants. When's the wedding?

  • @Finicky9
    @Finicky9 Год назад +1

    Twitch chat should be seen, not heard

  • @PRDTR-zu2yf
    @PRDTR-zu2yf 3 года назад

    10/10 content

  • @wetji1233
    @wetji1233 2 года назад

    why no more videos like this? did he gave the seat back to n0pants?

  • @telephones3
    @telephones3 3 года назад +1

    Hey nopants what's the music playing I can't find it

  • @jamesbell6706
    @jamesbell6706 11 месяцев назад

    9:06
    Agreed.
    😂😂😂

  • @lolwhatidk
    @lolwhatidk 3 года назад

    YES
    YES
    YES

  • @HoopleBogart
    @HoopleBogart 3 года назад

    nice tunes

  • @Garrett12362
    @Garrett12362 Год назад

    The do not unban mod comment on the roblox ingredient dude is hilarious. You must have specifically told people to stop talking about roblox. Hahahhaah.

  • @TheGunslnger
    @TheGunslnger 2 года назад

    Judge eyes

  • @thesteamguy6171
    @thesteamguy6171 3 года назад +2

    Why was the other version of this video delisted?

    • @Pacemaker_fgc
      @Pacemaker_fgc 3 года назад +4

      Too many ‘s

    • @n0pants
      @n0pants 3 года назад +10

      the bg music was too loud

    • @thesteamguy6171
      @thesteamguy6171 3 года назад

      @@n0pants makes sense, thanks for the answer.

  • @unfazedo
    @unfazedo 2 года назад +1

    If Aris was a Judge and you are on the court it'd be a 50/50 schmix up whether you're guilty or not.

  • @mintcecream777
    @mintcecream777 3 года назад

    Good shit n0pants smile :)

  • @ianmabry8120
    @ianmabry8120 3 года назад

    Nopants did in fact add that shit and post

  • @Cuppamilky
    @Cuppamilky 3 года назад

    Hey alright?

  • @monkeyman547
    @monkeyman547 3 года назад

    Hey alright

  • @jamesbell6706
    @jamesbell6706 Месяц назад

    21:00

  • @PeepPeepOW
    @PeepPeepOW 3 года назад +2

    Algorithm comment

    • @n0pants
      @n0pants 3 года назад +3

      thanks

  • @Hlidskialf
    @Hlidskialf 3 года назад

    Thanks n0pants atpQuan

  • @jamesbell6706
    @jamesbell6706 Месяц назад

    17:21

  • @pizzahighfive2612
    @pizzahighfive2612 3 года назад

    I love how you don't give a fuck, yet you have a strong sense of what's wrong and right. That's all we need.. common fucking sense.

  • @TerryVideoZone
    @TerryVideoZone 3 года назад +2

    or else

  • @RobSomeone
    @RobSomeone 3 года назад +1

    Aris never passed 2nd grade grammar and he's always calling ESL wrong.

  • @Nauct
    @Nauct 3 года назад +1

    What is this fucking music

  • @Wolverine3196
    @Wolverine3196 3 года назад +1

    Music is too quiet :) :)

  • @luise2705
    @luise2705 2 года назад

    monark

  • @zertbrown4642
    @zertbrown4642 3 года назад

    lol nopants withe the 's

  • @alil_adon
    @alil_adon 3 года назад +1

    You know how you handle a 711 panhandler, when you exit 711 with change and they ask for it if it all pennies and nickles throw it across the street.

  • @jpchato
    @jpchato 3 года назад

    ARIS'S

  • @Allyexpress350
    @Allyexpress350 3 года назад

    hey n0pants

  • @jayishikawa4150
    @jayishikawa4150 3 года назад

    So if I ask nopantalones to shoot me in youtube comments, will I be banned? Asking for a friend :)

    • @n0pants
      @n0pants 3 года назад +4

      yeah except you just get shadow banned so your comments won't show up

  • @ywitromuni936
    @ywitromuni936 3 года назад

    good shit

  • @jamesbelly3
    @jamesbelly3 11 месяцев назад

    13:05

  • @eatshytforlife8751
    @eatshytforlife8751 3 года назад

    I love you n0pants.
    No homo.

  • @RedPiratesOfficial
    @RedPiratesOfficial 3 года назад

    I think you're wrong about panhandlers, usually something fucked up real bad in their life, or they're unable to treat their mental illness. They're good people.
    I'm not out here like pissed off or something I'm just saying.

    • @IYPITWL
      @IYPITWL 3 года назад

      I got panhandled 5 times in one day once. I used to be generous but swore off beggers after that day.

    • @RedPiratesOfficial
      @RedPiratesOfficial 3 года назад

      @@IYPITWL I have a personal policy to give any panhandler I run into 20 bucks, there's not too many of them around where I live in Fort Worth Texas so it's not like in other places where they're all over the place and that isn't possible. It's not their fault they're pushed into the same areas and there ends up being a lot of them and they turn into a nuisance, they're just trying to get by.

    • @jaykelley103
      @jaykelley103 3 года назад +5

      It's a case by case basis bro. Blanket opinions are dumb

    • @RedPiratesOfficial
      @RedPiratesOfficial 3 года назад

      @@jaykelley103 I think in the overwhelming majority of cases they're just people that were delt a bad hand in life.

    • @tylerwinkler3493
      @tylerwinkler3493 3 года назад

      people who ask for gift subs are scum, period

  • @abdulrahman-xg5sc
    @abdulrahman-xg5sc 3 года назад

    This soundtrack is grea however The old soundtrack was better

  • @ShaneFlett
    @ShaneFlett 3 года назад

    can i get a dolla?

  • @hustlerfour
    @hustlerfour 3 года назад

    bitcj=