The onion will now use it to spread propaganda agents all those who don’t follow the left wing narrative. They even said this, just in different words. Long overdue that you all wake up to the mass social engineering project we are living in.
@@Florida79578 Ok. You are right. He's done with media and done with his tenacious mission to cut the beating heart out of the globalist agenda. Got it.
So The Onion buys Info Wars and the idea of Alex Jones becoming press secretary for Trump is floating around. If this two things occur, trolling will have reached its apex.
The Onion gets a studio, some social media accounts, a truck, a van, lots of supplements, and the gay frogs. Future Onion headline: "Gay Frogs Buy The Moon."
@@Nathaniel-r8l Can anyone provide the actual statements of Alex Jones slandering these families? This sounds like another "very fine people hoax". I only ask because I have never seen any clip of Jones slandering the families nor has the MSM showed any. Thanks!
@Hylianmonkeys Alex question Sandy's hook. Why are Americans not allowed to question? Especially when we can watch the Columbine shooting from 20 years ago on RUclips but can't even view a still shot of Lanza walking down a hall or even shooting down the front door.
Awe, he was another one of your "heeroes", like fooliani aka gooliani, and other lying piece of t-Rash so called "fawx-mews messnetwork who had to pay nearly $800million and they still haven't learned anything, and will hopefully be sued again for lying and spreading propaganda for the expired oj abomination!
If you'd listened to Alex Jones, you'd have known about Lolita Island a year earlier. He got intgo Bohemian Grove and filmed the opening ceremonies. The guy;'s a mixed bag but worth listening to along with other news sources. I'm not afraid to hear other voices. Obviously he was guilty of slander in this case and paid the price.
"He's a mixed bag"? Is that code for half his story is bullsh!t? Would you settle for a friend that lied to you half the time? Alex lied about huge things too there has to be a better place to get the full story unless people like going down a rabbit hole of BS
I don't recall him ever actually slandering any of the victims.. it sure seemed political to anyone with a brain, especially when you consider the insane amounts of the restitution forced upon him and the end result of it whether you like him or not
Notice how we're never told why he thought that 1 event was faked? I remember that video of the crying father suddenly stopping and getting into character for the camera. That's what made me raise an eyebrow and think he was onto something. It's not crazy to think that a government would stage a media event to pursue their goals. The gulf of tonkin incident is the most famous one.
@@erichfiedler1481 Wow you're so mad and it's obvious going from comment to comment spreading then salty tears it's hilarious cope and seethe buddy cope and seethe you people haven't affected alex even remotely and all you can do is rage lol
@@chriscalderin6677 40% of registered voters didn't even vote. your right wing cult is not as popular as you think, kamala was just not a good candidate to run.
When it happened Alex Jones had guests on that questioned the SH narrative. Then he came to a conclusion and criticized the school for not having an armed security guard, etc. Why did CNN exploit the situation for ratings? Down the memory hole.
@@TexasBornPatriots and the columbine families were doing activism and stuff after and active online. "These" families only appear on 3 media channels and are ghosts online. They dont exist.
This means nothing. As a twenty plus year daily listener of the broadcast, I was listening this morning when it got shut down. The crew literally drove down the street to another studio, flipped a switch, and carried on as usual. Only now, with the Trump sweep last week this is going to bring TENS OF MILLIONS of new followers to the platform. It's the equivalent of Darth Vader striking down Obi Wan.
As revenge, Alex could work with The Babylon Bee. xD Seeing how a lot of Onion writers went to the Bee, which is why the Onion is not nearly as funny as they used to be.
I have absolute respect for The Onion. And National Lampoon. And ZROCK. And John Waters. And Troma Brothers. I've never visited infowars. But IMHO to be picked up by The Onion is really cool. Cool AF.
Lawsuit against Alex Jones, $1 Billion. Still screaming Wolf in court while being sued! $1.5 Billion. Having a satirical news site The Onion buy your right-winger, shady podcast at auction? Priceless! "There are some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's Mastercard." This couldn't be a more perfect union, brought to you by the Onion.
Sandy Hook parents used some of their money they got from Alex Jones to support the Onion's bid. I don't know all the finances on it, and let's be real, you don't either, but I'm sure they have the money, or else they couldn't have made the offer.
CBS: read the comments section and take the hint, we’re sick of you clowns! All of you liberals still shooting your mouth off - give up and accept it. We had to for over decade.
@@johnsmith1953x He's pointing out that this media channel is propped up by the website while guys like Jones were banned. Mr Jones aren't the ones who get us into funding wars now is he?
They got his archives so anyone watching his old videos will be paying the Onion with ad revenue etc. They also got his infrastructure to add to their own. And they got it all cheap.
@@possumverde Infrastructure? A domain name and a studio in a warehouse. Jones already built new studios and has a new domain. Elon Musk is airing his new show on X and he is also on Rumble. They didn’t silence him.
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Just. For the recordyou didn't do s*** to Alex. Jonesyou couldn't reach up high enough to wash his feet. You can't shut him up. You can't sell him out. You can't do anything to him because he's a man of strength and integrity. So you took an empty vessel from him. But the spirit that filled it was Alex Jones and that lives on and it should terrify you because it's got nothing left to lose now. And he's got the support of millions of people
@@davidfarris894 Millions that vote blue are the ones too ignorant to educate themselves outside of the mainstream media...you can only claim being ignorant for so long
@@davidfarris894there were millions of morons who support the Democrats. Just because his news is not what your getting on Msm doesn't mean he's lying.
When “The Onion,” is the most moral news company in the game, you know we’re in trouble.
The onion will now use it to spread propaganda agents all those who don’t follow the left wing narrative. They even said this, just in different words. Long overdue that you all wake up to the mass social engineering project we are living in.
Alex Jones already has funding for another podcast.. he totally set up his enemies. Onion threw money into a firepit. Jones is so far ahead of you.
@@TheWilliamLionheartbut he cant abuse bankrupt protection plus all assted sized so he is using his net worth
@@Florida79578 Ok. You are right. He's done with media and done with his tenacious mission to cut the beating heart out of the globalist agenda. Got it.
I thought this was a joke. It's not, but it's still funny.
So The Onion buys Info Wars and the idea of Alex Jones becoming press secretary for Trump is floating around. If this two things occur, trolling will have reached its apex.
He hurt someone's feelings and now broke?
@@llshallfall no making up words
I hate CBS.
Lucky CBS isn't held to the same standards 😂
At first, _everybody_ thought this story was by The Onion.
Alex Jones is not a conspiracy 'theorist', he's a conspiracy 'fantasist'.
Alex Jones for Whitehouse press secretary!
The onion can GFTs, Alex Jones is Info Wars and without him it's worthless😆
No one will go to info wars now. They wasted their money
@@lancertreepuffer which is why it’s in bankruptcy…
And that's the point. The Onion buying Infowars is peak karma
The Onion gets a studio, some social media accounts, a truck, a van, lots of supplements, and the gay frogs. Future Onion headline: "Gay Frogs Buy The Moon."
@@Nathaniel-r8l love frogs. I’d give them moon 🤷🏻♀️
I predict Alex will he back bigger than ever and laugh when it happens.
Good luck collecting 1.4 billion !
Lol it was never about the money they were just trying to shut this guy up and we all see through it😂😂
Everything he does going forward and every penny he makes will go to pay off his judgement so he's officially toast and I couldn't be happier
In the Latter days truthtellers will be persecuted and liars rewarded.
Then I guess we're still in the earlier days.
The world is _always_ ending. It's _always_ beginning. And it's _always_ keeping on keeping on. That's what makes it a world.
You sound like a traitor to me.
Alex for press secretary.
Trump would, 🙄
The left would implode.
😂😂😂
...that would be so entertaining !! The liberal 'reporters' would run out screaming.
@@78tag why is the right unable to be funny?
Had people been listening to Alex, they’d known about the Laptop From Hell MONTHS BEFORE 2020 election. We already knew!
also, this fool robbie parker, his daughter is alive and well and its provable
@@DankBuds-s6g ...more on that ?? Any links would be much appreciated.
What in the world does that have to do with any of this?!
I think the courts already stepped in because the auction was shady
The courts didn't step on, he filed an appeal. You always file an appeal unless you're uninformed
Damn you guys got ratioed on this video😂😂 Alex Jones is the man even after digital death😂
Ratioed is for betas like you
Imagine using a like to dislike ratio as your argument against something.
Alex jones has been known for going off the rails but this lawsuit is distasteful. Free speech under attack on so many levels.
Free speech does not cover slanderous lies.
The First Amendment does not protect libel. Pro tip: do not slander a grieving family.
Defamation is not protected by the first amendment. Especially not defamation against another US citizen.
@@Nathaniel-r8l Can anyone provide the actual statements of Alex Jones slandering these families? This sounds like another "very fine people hoax". I only ask because I have never seen any clip of Jones slandering the families nor has the MSM showed any. Thanks!
Free speech is not free of consequences
Can anyone explain what lawfare means?
Alex jones for WH press secretary
Or Conspiracy Czar
Oh wait, that would be the same job for him.
@DustinHawke 😆
I feel like The Onion is writing American history right now.
It aint right to take his platform and you know it
He belongs in prison and his platform should be ruined.
@@Hylianmonkeys oh noooo, he SAID something. What kind of absolute TOOL would put someone in jail for their opinions?!
@@Hylianmonkeys Prison? Which exact legal crime/crimes did he commit?
@Hylianmonkeys Alex question Sandy's hook. Why are Americans not allowed to question? Especially when we can watch the Columbine shooting from 20 years ago on RUclips but can't even view a still shot of Lanza walking down a hall or even shooting down the front door.
@@BillyJoeJimBob-us2mc he lied about peoples dead children… where are your morals?
I just heard Alex Jones on X saying that the judge blocked the auction sale,because it was shady
Good. Because all the Alex haters are spewing their hate for him and his company on RUclips. Now they are going to eat their words. LOL LUV IT!
You still trust him?
He's right on more stuff than you guys are
He was right about one thing, he's a total hack who just lost everything
Sad but true… 15+ years ago he was talking about an elite pe-do ring on an island where powerful people were blackmailed. He sure nailed that one!
@erichfiedler1481 pfft ! He's only getting stronger he just gained thousands of new subscribers just today.
Awe, he was another one of your "heeroes", like fooliani aka gooliani, and other lying piece of t-Rash so called "fawx-mews messnetwork who had to pay nearly $800million and they still haven't learned anything, and will hopefully be sued again for lying and spreading propaganda for the expired oj abomination!
@@pbmc_alix jone...the dude is messed up.
1.5 billion haha.. what a scam
lol this video as I write this has less than 6000 views Alex Jones show on x had well over a million views today
They were awarded the illegal auction! Dont make it sound like they won the bid!
If you'd listened to Alex Jones, you'd have known about Lolita Island a year earlier. He got intgo Bohemian Grove and filmed the opening ceremonies. The guy;'s a mixed bag but worth listening to along with other news sources. I'm not afraid to hear other voices. Obviously he was guilty of slander in this case and paid the price.
No he didnt it was political.
Freedom of Speech. F their feelings.
"He's a mixed bag"? Is that code for half his story is bullsh!t? Would you settle for a friend that lied to you half the time? Alex lied about huge things too
there has to be a better place to get the full story unless people like going down a rabbit hole of BS
I don't recall him ever actually slandering any of the victims.. it sure seemed political to anyone with a brain, especially when you consider the insane amounts of the restitution forced upon him and the end result of it whether you like him or not
Notice how we're never told why he thought that 1 event was faked? I remember that video of the crying father suddenly stopping and getting into character for the camera. That's what made me raise an eyebrow and think he was onto something. It's not crazy to think that a government would stage a media event to pursue their goals. The gulf of tonkin incident is the most famous one.
So, it inches towards real news.
That was real press that you obviously have no clue about
They can't stop Alex. Jones. He was back on within minutes doing his thing.
NOT FOR LONG
@@erichfiedler1481 Wow you're so mad and it's obvious going from comment to comment spreading then salty tears it's hilarious cope and seethe buddy cope and seethe you people haven't affected alex even remotely and all you can do is rage lol
@@BlackoutPatriot before
@@erichfiedler1481 He'll be on for at least another 20 years.
Alex Jones is a true patriot...
And by that standard, so was Senator McCarthy.
if that's true then so was Hotler
@@JustMyTwoScents technically, he was a patriot.
@@zigzag321go It seems that Patriots actually represent the very worst of the worst of society.
So sorry Alex Jones... hang in there.
Alex Jones we love you always 😊.
"baseless" Thumbs down.
🤔 That's... fitting. 😏
The way info wars already was, it may as well have been owned by the onion anyway! 😅
He was right about everything no matter what it was in short time he was always proven correct
@chriscalderin6677 the only thing proven, is he doesn't have a base.
@@trm4life ignorant comment considering over half the population would trust him before m s m
@@chriscalderin6677 40% of registered voters didn't even vote. your right wing cult is not as popular as you think, kamala was just not a good candidate to run.
@@chriscalderin6677Who is MSM?
I love it. ❤️ it was a conspiracy. You shouldnt use actors and actresses
Pump the Brakes!!! Judge halted this....this is misinformation!!!
I wish people had this much energy when it came to getting rid of “corn” sites.
What % of citizens like corn? 🤔
I like corn what's wrong with corn
@@JH-cs5nr I thought we were talking about people profiting off dead babies.
No info wars without Alex.
If this isn't peak karma, I don't know what is.
That's right how dare Alex Jones question anything
The Onion gets a studio, a domain name, some vehicles, some supplements, and the gay frogs. Future Onion headline: "Gay Frogs Buy The Moon".
“InfoWars Purchased by The Onion” in and of itself sounds exactly like a classic Onion headline.
And he Just started a news podcast on x Twitter did not hurt him a bit he doesn't care about money he cares more about the message.
All his staff left when he turned into a sellout in 2011.
He still had staff
one by one they quit . I listened 20 years ago when he sold bumper stickers . He sold out .
Your turning the frogs gay 🤔😢🤯
THAT STINKS !!!!
NOT A THEORY AT ALL!!! IT IS PURELY FACTUAL!!!
I DON'T EVEN LIKE JONES. BUT HE TOLD THE TRUTH!!!
When it happened Alex Jones had guests on that questioned the SH narrative. Then he came to a conclusion and criticized the school for not having an armed security guard, etc. Why did CNN exploit the situation for ratings? Down the memory hole.
@@BobHolster-om8rf what’d he have to say about Uvalde ?
@@LadyKestrel23 DON'T KNOW, DON'T WATCH HIS SHOW.
Too late. His message has already reached millions.
robbie parkers daughter is alive and well, and we have proof
The onion ramping up for four years of easy content.
These people are full of crapp. Alex Jones for the win
I can’t forget those pictures of this massacre. How horrible…..😢
Alex Jones is a Patriot...
@@BarrySoterothe3rd Well done comrade G☭P
No pictures exist. No videos exist. We can watch Columbine on RUclips, and Columbine was 25 years ago with cheap cameras.
@@TexasBornPatriots and the columbine families were doing activism and stuff after and active online. "These" families only appear on 3 media channels and are ghosts online. They dont exist.
The Onion will buy it, and then let Alex continue to run it. 😆
CBS the "news" with an ax to grind.
There's been way too much lawfare in this country, maybe change is coming.
We can only hope!
This means nothing. As a twenty plus year daily listener of the broadcast, I was listening this morning when it got shut down. The crew literally drove down the street to another studio, flipped a switch, and carried on as usual. Only now, with the Trump sweep last week this is going to bring TENS OF MILLIONS of new followers to the platform. It's the equivalent of Darth Vader striking down Obi Wan.
Didn't know obiwan was the bad guy
Yup they can’t stop AJ he should be appointed press secretary
Infowars>cbs
The Onion > Infowars
Wow.
You...help.
Loads of...help.
@@Mr.Mister96 yeah cbs loves to dis on dead children…
@@erichfiedler1481 Infowars>theonion
@Mr.Mister96 infowars
I love the onion but it's a satire publication... Infowars is nothing without alex jones.
Half of this thread is whinging; the other half is laughing and clapping.
As revenge, Alex could work with The Babylon Bee. xD Seeing how a lot of Onion writers went to the Bee, which is why the Onion is not nearly as funny as they used to be.
The Onion isn’t funny anymore. I didn’t even know they were still around. I used to follow them in college. Everyone’s on The Babylon Bee nowadays.
A little ray of sunshine in a recently darkened world.
I have absolute respect for The Onion. And National Lampoon. And ZROCK. And John Waters. And Troma Brothers.
I've never visited infowars. But IMHO to be picked up by The Onion is really cool. Cool AF.
@@JustMyTwoScents yeah I thought massacred children was about as bad as you could get. Who’s have known??
@@LadyKestrel23 Nice try. Bot.
😎 God Bless and protect you Alex...🙏🏻
Now Infowars will be telling the truth!
I don’t know too much of onion but aren’t they conspiracy theorists too
Satirical New sites. They don't claim their news to be true
Lawsuit against Alex Jones, $1 Billion. Still screaming Wolf in court while being sued! $1.5 Billion. Having a satirical news site The Onion buy your right-winger, shady podcast at auction? Priceless! "There are some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's Mastercard." This couldn't be a more perfect union, brought to you by the Onion.
Didn't think any of those three organizations still existed, and I'm not sure why any of them still need to. Sounds like a match made in Heaven.
The onion has no money, they try to buy it with credit and that’s been halted because the onion has no money
Sandy Hook parents used some of their money they got from Alex Jones to support the Onion's bid. I don't know all the finances on it, and let's be real, you don't either, but I'm sure they have the money, or else they couldn't have made the offer.
After Trump winning, at least we can celebrate this one tiny victory for sanity.
Is this real life?
CBS: read the comments section and take the hint, we’re sick of you clowns! All of you liberals still shooting your mouth off - give up and accept it. We had to for over decade.
This proves that plenty of people rather be entertained with jokes and comedy rather than being offended and uncomfortable with the truth'
You felt the need for quoting truth?
The testosterone in his voice went missing
it's phlegm
📰💩📰💩📰🐑1/99
LAW 💩
2 million subscribers & 8 comments 🤨
"The Onion" did a "WOMP WOMP" on Alex Jones sweetie.
Now cry...heheeeee!!
@@johnsmith1953x He's pointing out that this media channel is propped up by the website while guys like Jones were banned. Mr Jones aren't the ones who get us into funding wars now is he?
@@johnsmith1953x the onion bought a supposedly worthless brand and company 🤔 ,I guess that is a good joke
he was denied bankruptcy....
the onion has been a JOKE ever since Liberal Politics became funnier than anything that bunch could dream up.
The Onion lost on this one.
Why lmao
...and so did the clowns who sued Alex Jones.
They got his archives so anyone watching his old videos will be paying the Onion with ad revenue etc. They also got his infrastructure to add to their own. And they got it all cheap.
@@possumverde His archive wasn’t copyrighted. Alex still retains the originals. It will do them no good.
@@possumverde Infrastructure? A domain name and a studio in a warehouse. Jones already built new studios and has a new domain. Elon Musk is airing his new show on X and he is also on Rumble. They didn’t silence him.
Alex Jones looks like a serious sneeze or a spell of above average flatulence would actually stop his heart from beating.
The guy could give you a run for your money.
The m s m owns you! Alex dose multi mile swims and then works out
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I don't really blame people who panic. Lack of
information can be a big hurdle. I've been
making more than $200k passively by just
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This is a joke right?
😂 lies! It was not sold to the onion.
Just.
For the recordyou didn't do s*** to Alex. Jonesyou couldn't reach up high enough to wash his feet. You can't shut him up. You can't sell him out. You can't do anything to him because he's a man of strength and integrity. So you took an empty vessel from him. But the spirit that filled it was Alex Jones and that lives on and it should terrify you because it's got nothing left to lose now. And he's got the support of millions of people
Millions of Morons!!!!!
Look at the absolute lack of thought.
These are the guys that voted for a felon over a prosecutor.
@@davidfarris894 Millions that vote blue are the ones too ignorant to educate themselves outside of the mainstream media...you can only claim being ignorant for so long
AHAHAAHAHAH OOOOOOK
@@davidfarris894there were millions of morons who support the Democrats. Just because his news is not what your getting on Msm doesn't mean he's lying.
😂😂 Good. Now lock him up again.
Omg...its one of the parents 🥺🥺 Omg omg omg hearing their voice. Its starting to turn 🙏🤝💜✨️
Thespianism at its worse. Bugs Bunny is more believable
well, that was unexpected.
At least it will be somewhat believable...
this is the absolute best, and funniest, outcome
This makes half sense.
📰💩📰🤑🐑1/99
YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID that thinks this good
Same people who want more government. They tell the government " harder daddy"
They voted for the warmongers. I dont think this is a big deal to them.
Chef’s kiss!
So. Firggin'. AWESOME!
Haha. Awesome
JUSTICE!!!
Justice? What justice?
A travesty....but don't worry Alex Jones is bigger than ever...
@@goldenvulture6818 His Info Wars are No Longer His - It will be a place of Funny
@goldenvulture6818 the Reversal of an unjust trial...and the prosecution of all involved, including the pedophile judge...
Justice for what? Freedom of Speech.
Trump will pardon Alex., This is more unjust lawfare.
Lol Trump can only pardon federal crimes. This was a civil lawsuit so tRumpty can't do anything to help.
It's a civil suit. You have just demonstrated that you know nothing about your own legal system.
Get Trump, Get Trump, Get Trump.
He’s your daddy again , go shave you head 😂
Yeah go do that one of those tik tok videos screaming and shaving your head like a looser 😂
LOL, 101st times a charm!
Lololololol a little light at the end of a long tunnel
Poor sandy hook families.