theo and lewis never fail to conjure up a worse take than their last. a TIER LIST and you don’t want to put the team with 1 point from 7 games in the lowest tier.
in a world where theyve played arsenal, liverpool, chelsea, villa, newcastle, brighton and forest who have beaten liverpool and drew with chelsea 😂😂theyre literally all top 7 teams you smooth brains glaze tom so hard its crazy 😂😂 and disagree with everything theo says
There was this deaf & mute girl in my town where i grew up, and we gave her LSD and locked arms around her shouting ‘NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE’. The next morning, she could speak and hear again:) She does now mention how she wishes she were deaf again whenever she hears Theo Baker though!
Did anyone else hear Theo refer to Delap from Ipswich as a “needle in a haystack” 😂 think he may have meant “diamond in the rough” or “big fish in a small pond”. Don’t know why it got me lol 😂
Yes if he’s referring to the quality of the entirety of the other Ipswich players, Delap would be the exact opposite of a needle in a haystack because he stands out😂
Theo at the start of the episode saying Liverpools premier league doesnt count because it was the Covid year but failing to remember that’s the same season Arteta won his only trophy at Arsenal.
Brighton have had the hardest run of games. They've played Arsenal, Man Utd, Spurs, Chelsea and a very in form Forest team. They've also had key injuries to Joao Pedro, Lewis Dunk, Van Hecke, Matt O'Riley and Matts Weiffer. They're 6th... How is that not an A?
I’d give Wolves a C off the back of their performance against us alone, another day they would’ve beaten us they played really well it was the hardest game we’ve had including games against united and milan, obviously we won and we lost to forest but forest we dominated they just scored a goal from nothing and we couldn’t shoot so wolves have potential this season, i can see it being one of those stories where they’re bottom after 7 games then they finish top half
@@Zoro_The_Goat they almost had as many shots as us, granted more off target but it was more them being wasteful, once we got the second goal we just passed it round the back for the rest of the game but until then they had more possession and played better football i was worried and even doubted slot at one point, in the end we got the result but like i said they were unlucky
Villa in B is perfect rn, on the basis of we're not reaching the heights we were last season in terms of performances. When we start playing our full game, we'll be well and truly back in the top 4
It’s crazy how 3 out of the 5 teams in A started the season with a new coach and have arguably improved. Maybe United could talk a page out of their book.
He has absolutely dogshit takes consistently just the other 2 know absolutely fuck all to ever call it out. Then reeve honestly just cba getting involved in these stupid shouting matches. Out the 4 he has far less shit takes then the other 3 but let's be real people ain't watching this for good football takes are they.
Everyone goes on about Wolves start, yet we in our first 7 games have had Liverpool, City, Villa, Brighton, the only game so far that we have been really disappointing was West Ham just before the break.
West Ham have had every away game be a London derby, ever home game vs a European team bar Ipswich who we beat 4-1, I know we haven’t been great but a D is harsh
I would put wolves in D, however the metrics being used by Tom aren’t adding up. He put Everton in C based on performances rather than results and said they’ve just been sloppy at the back. Wolves have looked very good going forwards but abysmal at the back
Reeve is like that kid in school who never has a thought of his own, just follows around one person and does whatever it takes to stay in their good graces. It's obvious when Theo and Lewis called out Tom on his Cole Palmer flip-flop, and Reeve just sat there, completely mute. But let one of them say something similar, and he’d be shouting over everyone, desperate to make himself heard. The hypocrisy couldn’t be more obvious
United with the most clean sheets in the league, conceded the same amount as city and 2 more than arsenal. Not nearly as bad as people are saying. They just can’t score.
This is after Theo said Liverpool league title doesn’t count because it was a covid league. Would just like to point out that Liverpool were 23 points ahead, and needed 2 wins to win the league by the time covid hit 😂
As a Liverpool fan I'd have given us a B too. It's easy to get carried away but realistically losing at home to forest is bad and if city and arsenal hadn't been unlucky dropping points to Brighton and Newcastle it would be a clear B.
Was just thinking this Liverpool have looked very good but probably about where you’d expect in terms of points possibly actually slightly behind with the loss to Forrest
It's less that and more so that they know, and have discussed multiple times before, that Newcastle managed to get their points despite performing poorly whereas Brighton were getting the points from performing well.
Villa are no different to the other seasons under Emery, around 4th in the prem type form and pretty good in europe. Difficult to know whether that's an A or B. Probably somewhere inbetween.
i don’t know how theo can genuinely come across like he doesn’t watch football, the sad thing is that i actually believe he watched the games and he obviously is a really good player but he just chats the absolute most shit when it comes to talking football it’s so mind boggling
So Tom said Wolves were shit because we conceeded goals. Then points out brighton habe played well conceed shit load and Spurs have played well in halfs but let in stupid goals. Wolves are just pushing a C. Considering who theyve played its harsh to say otherwise.
Little bit of nerdy advice. Always do an odd number of tiers in a list because then there is a neutral, 'doing what they should be' category. Much less shouting that way
How the fuck is Arsenal not an A? 7 points from away Spurs, Villa and City. Level with Man City, only really one slight slip-up with home Brighton, but had 10 men for nearly half the game. And if that's the only thing, then Liverpool can't be an A cos they lost at home to Forest
I agree Newcastle C but to be fair reev Newcastle had 10 men no Southampton on the first game of the season. Shar got a straight red and they started Burn and Krafth for next 3 games so honestly where they are in the table is not to bad for the circumstances ha
Saying City is a B is hillarious. They have played with no KDB and no Rodri for most of the season and no Foden, still unbeaten, and normally they are trailing Arsenal by a few points, this season they are above Arsenal, so how can that be a B.,.. You have had a stinker there guys....
Incorrect on a few points. 1. KBD has started 4/7 Premier League matches this season - so "no KBD" "for most of the season" is incorrect. 2. After 7 matches played last season, Man City were first, Tottenham were second and Arsenal were third - so "normally they are trailing Arsenal by a few points" is also incorrect.
theo and lewis never fail to conjure up a worse take than their last. a TIER LIST and you don’t want to put the team with 1 point from 7 games in the lowest tier.
people think its clip farming, but you can tell lewis is tryna farm, cause its obvious ragebait. most stuff tho is genuine.
Theo: “there’s no point looking at the table after 7 games”
Isn’t that the whole point of this video
I get it’s popular to get on at Theo but he was making fun of Tom with that statement
@@matthewcolclough2541no he wasn’t he’s just thick
I feel so sorry for Tom, as someone who lives with my mate who is like Theo and Lewis combined . I rlly feel for ya Tom
on what planet are wolves not d, theo and lewis genuinely have no idea
I just think this video is stupid, we are 7 games in 😭
in a world where theyve played arsenal, liverpool, chelsea, villa, newcastle, brighton and forest who have beaten liverpool and drew with chelsea 😂😂theyre literally all top 7 teams
you smooth brains glaze tom so hard its crazy 😂😂 and disagree with everything theo says
they've played good footy tbf to them
@@adam-z9e2jin a world where conceded 5 to brentford, 6 at home to Chelsea, and have chocked 2 1-0 leads
@@adam-z9e2j so what ? they have 1 point and have conceded 23 goals
I’d like to see overrated all time team
Yeah be good that . For me 3 players that spring to mind.(obviously great players but have to be rated highlyto be overrated) Pirlo puyol Torres
They’ve done that before
shut up rob
@@Rob07544that’s so stupid
@@NicWilliams-gx6sv as “legends” go I’d say so mate yeah. Pirlo not as much as the other 2.
Tom and reev just getting more fed up with Theo as it goes on 😂
Theo 'I think you're being harsh' Baker
There was this deaf & mute girl in my town where i grew up, and we gave her LSD and locked arms around her shouting ‘NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE’. The next morning, she could speak and hear again:)
She does now mention how she wishes she were deaf again whenever she hears Theo Baker though!
Eric Andre skit
Did anyone else hear Theo refer to Delap from Ipswich as a “needle in a haystack” 😂 think he may have meant “diamond in the rough” or “big fish in a small pond”. Don’t know why it got me lol 😂
Yes if he’s referring to the quality of the entirety of the other Ipswich players, Delap would be the exact opposite of a needle in a haystack because he stands out😂
Manchester United fan here….. we need our own special tier. “The Z Tier.” Bryan Mbeumo has more goals than our club this season.
Well apart from the regular 4 - A, B, C & D
there are 2 more - S & F
United are F, I don't know who S is though…
@@_warra_trophy_maybe forest for s no one expected them to be so good this season
as a brentford fan this comment is brilliant
Wow you remembered Villa and Brighton this time👍
Well done for calling out the Tom Palmer switcheroo. Honking from him
Theo at the start of the episode saying Liverpools premier league doesnt count because it was the Covid year but failing to remember that’s the same season Arteta won his only trophy at Arsenal.
Tom is first to get onto someone after a bad take and when he does the same thing, tells everyone to stop overreacting 😂
Brighton have had the hardest run of games. They've played Arsenal, Man Utd, Spurs, Chelsea and a very in form Forest team. They've also had key injuries to Joao Pedro, Lewis Dunk, Van Hecke, Matt O'Riley and Matts Weiffer. They're 6th... How is that not an A?
100% brighton and forest have had the best seasons so far
like the 3rd video in a row where they’ve just argued about wolves and tom has got his knickers in a twists
I’d give Wolves a C off the back of their performance against us alone, another day they would’ve beaten us they played really well it was the hardest game we’ve had including games against united and milan, obviously we won and we lost to forest but forest we dominated they just scored a goal from nothing and we couldn’t shoot so wolves have potential this season, i can see it being one of those stories where they’re bottom after 7 games then they finish top half
Wolves were terrible against livepool. They are shit. D is deserved. The hardest game for Liverpool was forest and Bournemouth
@@Zoro_The_Goat they almost had as many shots as us, granted more off target but it was more them being wasteful, once we got the second goal we just passed it round the back for the rest of the game but until then they had more possession and played better football i was worried and even doubted slot at one point, in the end we got the result but like i said they were unlucky
@Zoro_The_Goat What game did you watched, we played brilliantly against Liverpool.
Does everyone think Tom has ball knowledge because the others are scared of him? Bloke has zero clue
Villa in B is perfect rn, on the basis of we're not reaching the heights we were last season in terms of performances. When we start playing our full game, we'll be well and truly back in the top 4
It’s crazy how 3 out of the 5 teams in A started the season with a new coach and have arguably improved. Maybe United could talk a page out of their book.
The word Lewis was looking for was facetious
Theo could be the biggest wallad in football. That geordie muppet too…. Brooomie carries this pod and it hurts me to admit. Only one that knows ball
He has absolutely dogshit takes consistently just the other 2 know absolutely fuck all to ever call it out. Then reeve honestly just cba getting involved in these stupid shouting matches. Out the 4 he has far less shit takes then the other 3 but let's be real people ain't watching this for good football takes are they.
Everyone goes on about Wolves start, yet we in our first 7 games have had Liverpool, City, Villa, Brighton, the only game so far that we have been really disappointing was West Ham just before the break.
West Ham have had every away game be a London derby, ever home game vs a European team bar Ipswich who we beat 4-1, I know we haven’t been great but a D is harsh
I actually kinda back Theo on the Wolves one, should have asked how many points they would have needed to be in C
Villa in B 😂😂😂 best start of the season since ‘98 and only lost 1 game to title contenders Arsenal and won both our UCL games.
I would put wolves in D, however the metrics being used by Tom aren’t adding up. He put Everton in C based on performances rather than results and said they’ve just been sloppy at the back. Wolves have looked very good going forwards but abysmal at the back
This show so much better without speccy, just creates a shouting atmosphere, so much a better listen when he was off
7:10 Hyperbolic
Reeve is like that kid in school who never has a thought of his own, just follows around one person and does whatever it takes to stay in their good graces. It's obvious when Theo and Lewis called out Tom on his Cole Palmer flip-flop, and Reeve just sat there, completely mute. But let one of them say something similar, and he’d be shouting over everyone, desperate to make himself heard. The hypocrisy couldn’t be more obvious
More of these please lads
theo constantly saying pedantic while being so confidently wrong does my head in
A good way to rank each teams games would be to give each result a numerical value. For example 3 pta for a win and 1 for a draw.... Oh wait
United with the most clean sheets in the league, conceded the same amount as city and 2 more than arsenal. Not nearly as bad as people are saying. They just can’t score.
Tell that to ten Hag
😂😂😂
Tom Garrett is the Neon of Football podcasts
uncommon L for reev calling everton branthwaite fc when hes played 1 game this season
It's true tho we have been shite since being injured
Reev still crying inside that Veltman has your club in strings 😭😭😭
Another Lewis stinker, ranking teams' seasons in October
‘So far’
This is after Theo said Liverpool league title doesn’t count because it was a covid league. Would just like to point out that Liverpool were 23 points ahead, and needed 2 wins to win the league by the time covid hit 😂
Reev has mentioned City taking 2 points off Arsenal this season in every episode since it happened ☠️☠️☠️☠️
As a Liverpool fan I'd have given us a B too. It's easy to get carried away but realistically losing at home to forest is bad and if city and arsenal hadn't been unlucky dropping points to Brighton and Newcastle it would be a clear B.
Was just thinking this Liverpool have looked very good but probably about where you’d expect in terms of points possibly actually slightly behind with the loss to Forrest
How can you give a team top of the league anything other than A
The fact that Brighton are an A and Newcastle a C, while they're tied on points shows just how great a team that they think Newcastle is.
It's less that and more so that they know, and have discussed multiple times before, that Newcastle managed to get their points despite performing poorly whereas Brighton were getting the points from performing well.
no newcastle have been complete dogshit and have picked up 6 more points than they actually deserve. if they hadnt been lucky so far theyd be 15th
Well par the common and inevitable Theo L at the start, this it was actually pretty spot on for the most part.
I love the caos in their hypocrisy 😂
Pitchside would make more money if Lewis didn’t have a voice
Liverpool have played teams 10th and below, Every single one of them, They've not played a decent team yet and bottled it against forest.
Common Reev W
Villa are no different to the other seasons under Emery, around 4th in the prem type form and pretty good in europe.
Difficult to know whether that's an A or B. Probably somewhere inbetween.
We should make a new category
For god's sake please get the up to date villa emblem on your graphics
Its almost like the league table is a tier system..
i don’t know how theo can genuinely come across like he doesn’t watch football, the sad thing is that i actually believe he watched the games and he obviously is a really good player but he just chats the absolute most shit when it comes to talking football it’s so mind boggling
Why was it filly and not Theo?
“Newcastle barely scraped past a 10 man Southampton”…..erm it was Newcastle that got the red card 😅
I’m raging after 10 seconds omg
7:20 do you mean a straw man argument Theo?
So Tom said Wolves were shit because we conceeded goals. Then points out brighton habe played well conceed shit load and Spurs have played well in halfs but let in stupid goals.
Wolves are just pushing a C. Considering who theyve played its harsh to say otherwise.
Wolves have played the whole top table
Yes but the performances have been very poor,facing top of tables is when to try and prove your self as a team, so for me d
B+ video lads
I’d like to see most hated players of all time
I feel like people are getting on at Theo just because it’s popular. He had 1 bad shout all video while Tom probably had about 4 or 5
Little bit of nerdy advice. Always do an odd number of tiers in a list because then there is a neutral, 'doing what they should be' category. Much less shouting that way
Should have had an E tier for United.
Sometimes Theo is impossible to defend
If Theo said pedantic again I’d fuckin go for him
No you wouldn’t 🤦🏻♂️
West ham are not a D new manager after a long standing manager and style of play change
Everyone showed excellent examples of terrible takes in this video.
Against their 10 men? Newcastle had 10 men not Southampton
Convinced Theo doesnt watch football
should of done it alphabetically, basically just going from D to A
How the fuck is Arsenal not an A? 7 points from away Spurs, Villa and City. Level with Man City, only really one slight slip-up with home Brighton, but had 10 men for nearly half the game. And if that's the only thing, then Liverpool can't be an A cos they lost at home to Forest
he deffo meant pedantic lol
I think he meant the strawman logical fallacy
At least use the right villa badge boys ffs
not trying to defend man U just trying to spread hate but werent arsenal 14th the second half of a season😂
I think Liverpool are B as well, none of the top 3 are playing great yet
i dont undertsnad tom and bowdens logic tom owes him 100 bowden owes him 50 why does tom not just bowden 50
Villas an a for me no doubt
You can just tell Tom cannot stand Theo and every word that comes out of his mouth 😅
I agree Newcastle C but to be fair reev Newcastle had 10 men no Southampton on the first game of the season. Shar got a straight red and they started Burn and Krafth for next 3 games so honestly where they are in the table is not to bad for the circumstances ha
Can’t wait to see Theo reev and toms faces when Arsenal comes 5
Arsenal have to be an A
Common Specky L
Liverpool 1
Arse 2
City 3
Saying City is a B is hillarious. They have played with no KDB and no Rodri for most of the season and no Foden, still unbeaten, and normally they are trailing Arsenal by a few points, this season they are above Arsenal, so how can that be a B.,.. You have had a stinker there guys....
Incorrect on a few points.
1. KBD has started 4/7 Premier League matches this season - so "no KBD" "for most of the season" is incorrect.
2. After 7 matches played last season, Man City were first, Tottenham were second and Arsenal were third - so "normally they are trailing Arsenal by a few points" is also incorrect.
Don’t know how you guys get views talking football
Common theo L
Utd are high
Oi reeve, read this 👇
first
Pulling the same boring content every week, it’s proper dull