***** Maybe because it was the default RUclips profile icon. Before the Google+ crap anyway... Judging by this guy's profile link he had an account before the Google+ merge with RUclips.
+LOL FOREVER2003 She didn't have to, CH has enough actors so they probably didn't have a problem with doing it, else ways someone else would do it, or they would change the sketch a bit. Anyway, comedians sometimes do some gross stuff to make people laugh, like Amir did in "Jake and Amir: nuggets"
When a group of teenage males get together and form a pact in which they all agree not to masterbate or have sex for 50 days. No ejaculation allowed. Wet dreams disqualify you too but no one really fesses up to those.
Is it that hard? Damn, I'm a girl and I probably do it like... 4-6 times a month. Or not at all. It would be cool to be a guy for a couple months and challenge myself lmao
I think about sex every 5 seconds especially when my employees are sexy so I just made sure the hiring managers for a fake department hire sexy women only so I can hook up
+frequentgamer False. There is no scientific proof for either of those claims. Ohio State University recently approached the question in a different way. They armed a group of 18-to-25-year-olds with handheld tally counters and told them to track their thoughts about sex, food, and sleep.The results: The average man tallied 19 sexy thoughts per day-that comes out to about once every 1.26 hours. To compare that with other thoughts on the average mind, men counted thinking about food 18 times and sleeping 11 times per day. Sex wasn't even the top craving for women, who reported thinking about sex 10 times, food 15 times, and sleep 8.5 times a day.
I never knew how hard a man's life could be! I should go to all my friends and say "I'm so sorry you have to live like this. Good luck." and quickly run before the 7 seconds are up.
I think I would seek immidiate attention from a psychiatrist if that happened to me... I had a more than 60 minutes long job interview and I never thought about anything else but the topics discussed (and yeah I am an adult male)
Yeah, the seven seconds (or nine seconds I've sometimes heard) thing is obviously a stupid myth. If men were thinking about sex that often they wouldn't get anything done. Can you imagine? "So the square root of pi is . . . SEX. Wait where was I? Oh yeah. The square root. . . SEX. Never mind, I can't do math right now. SEX. Tomorrow I have to go the drug store to pick up my. . . SEX. Also I can't forget to go to Grandma's for. . . SEX. Wait, wtf?! DINNER. I must go to Grandma's for din - - SEX. OH MY GOD, DOES IT EVER STOP? SEX!"
That was a good interview. Not a lot of space between him and the desk, and they seemed genuinely interested in what he had to say. He wasn't not getting the job right off the bat.
I don't mean to break the wall, but they are such good actors, I'd like to see a behind the scenes to see if they break character often and break out laughing.
You wont' be likely to find 'dog' as a food source, but in some places it is, it is also the hammer of a firearm, words tend to have more than one definitive meaning, and people tend to use words to refer to something entirely different than it originally meant.
He doesn't shake her hand at the end, thinking, "Forget this lady, I ain't shaking her hand. I almost lost my chance of getting a job because of her." and just says "Um, let's talk salary." after putting his hand down.
im secretly going to give this a thumbs up and then secretly lie about giving it a thumbs up. although i might be telling a lie as to if i gave it a thumbs up. a bit like this video i just cant make up my mind every 7 seconds.
There you should find 'Language is Arbitrary', 'Language is Ambiguous', and on page 103 'Language is Abstract'. You may have grown up with 'gay' referring to male homosexuals, I'm only 22 and I originally grew up with it having its original meaning, though the term was used as it is often today, since the 1950's! I use the term 'entitled' more often to refer to a given name or title, rather than it's definitive name, but I still use it as used in dictionaries from rare time to rare time.
That's right, google "cat moustache" and the first result should be the cat I had used for my avatar :) I added the top hat, a monocle, and a glass of wine :p I love you too, Stewie.
"Let's talk salary" this reminds me of applying for a job, 15 minutes in i bursted out "Let's now talk salar-i-ous", I guess he wasn't that kind of humour guy...
Are job interviews really like that in the US? I mean the format. You meet for the first time, talk a bit and get offered a job on the spot? Does that happen?
i think the real joke in this video is that he got a job... in less than 2 minutes
I got my job in around a minute, it was only a QA job but still got it.
Why do so many people have that profile pic?!
***** idk man...
***** Maybe because it was the default RUclips profile icon. Before the Google+ crap anyway... Judging by this guy's profile link he had an account before the Google+ merge with RUclips.
animowany111 if you never change your profile pic then it chages when they update the default
Wouldn't the interviewer also have that happen every 7?
Yeah, but you can't see other people's thoughts (thank God)
They did kind of tag team on him....lol
Mei Misaki That's why he hesitated when shaking his hand.
Turns out this is from the interviewers perspective
Yeah but the interviewer is depressed so his greatest fantasy is not existing, so he doesn’t see any hallucinations
I LOVE how this one ended well for once. It was getting sad seeing this ruin his life so many times.
Yeah lmao
I'd freak out if I was tripping out like that all the time
Who wouldn’t
Now you know what it’s like to be a man
@@insaneoyster9053 you replied to him 4 years later I'll reply to you 4 years later and I hope one day somebody will reply to me 4 years later
lol....Nice Interview....and he actually got the job....lol
fcking 2 minute interviews
Why are you treating lol like a parentheses
This is what men have to go through every day, and they still can act somewhat normally, nothing but respect
@@capncook2006 And 4 periods as commas when they shouldn't be there
Man, maybe I should try thinking about sex during my interviews, might have gotten a job by now
You okay there buddy?
Alak Magalhães Sounds like he needs help from Jack...
You'd end up blowing the job though.
Epic question. It's been 3 years since your post. Are you currently employed?
Another month now, have you gotten a job or are you too poor to answer? :(
I feel bad for the actors who actually had to do this.
why?
+LOL FOREVER2003
She didn't have to, CH has enough actors so they probably didn't have a problem with doing it, else ways someone else would do it, or they would change the sketch a bit.
Anyway, comedians sometimes do some gross stuff to make people laugh, like Amir did in "Jake and Amir: nuggets"
+Kaiser Hannifin yeah nobody put a gun to their heads they could have left if they felt uncomfortable.
Why?
+LOL FOREVER2003 are you 10?
Edit: I don't know what I meant but I am sorry
-me 8 months later after original comment
This is the kinda shit that happens during the middle of your 50 day challenge lol
If I may be so ignorant as to ask, what is this aforementioned "50 day challenge?"
When a group of teenage males get together and form a pact in which they all agree not to masterbate or have sex for 50 days. No ejaculation allowed. Wet dreams disqualify you too but no one really fesses up to those.
RumTumTuggy o_0
RumTumTuggy I have out done the 50 day challenge by almost two decades...
Is it that hard? Damn, I'm a girl and I probably do it like... 4-6 times a month. Or not at all. It would be cool to be a guy for a couple months and challenge myself lmao
Thinking about sex and hallucinating are two different things.
Dony know bout u guys, but in a job interview, thinking of sex would be the last thing on my mind
I only think about sex once a day not every 7 seconds I would have a boner all day and that would so fucking annoying !
you're right it's not right to think about sex in an interview.... YOU GOTTA SPEAK ABOUT SEX, SHOWS THEM WHO'S THE REAL MANAGER!!!
RikXtreme4 thats the joke
Yeah the first thing is obviously drugs, "are they gonna drug test me?" "Man I could really go for some cocaine right now" etc
I think about sex every 5 seconds especially when my employees are sexy so I just made sure the hiring managers for a fake department hire sexy women only so I can hook up
It's not every 7 seconds, it's constantly
No I don-Oh, god I wanna fuck so bad right now.
Zack Stephens Before you go off and do that, I'm going to need you to have a seat.
Chris Hansen slowclap.gif
+sexywednesday 69th like ;)
sexywednesday its not constantly, its always
Every 7 Seconds: Church
The guy is a priest. Keeps staring at his altar boys.
Stop get out
I think their channel would be taken down
The nuns look like they are in particular need of the confessional.
0:25 wisconsin school of ASS xD
he came out of his face to say ASS
yeeah xD
Yiğit Demir 😂😂😂😂
That's the best one
wait what about the other guy why isnt he doing the same?
He's gay.
cheese43434
maby but the creators probably didnt think about that guy as mutch
TheGertasticShow Maybe it's different for gay men, they might have more self control
Come on it's not really that difficult. Obviously we're only seeing the interviewee's perspective. We wouldn't see what the other guy sees.
AJVersatility19 Yes... but why isn't the over guy freaking out is what we're wondering.
Every 7 seconds Family Reunion
what if you're a girl and u think about sex every 7 seconds
its every 16 seconds for women
+frequentgamer False. There is no scientific proof for either of those claims.
Ohio State University recently approached the question in a different way. They armed a group of 18-to-25-year-olds with handheld tally counters and told them to track their thoughts about sex, food, and sleep.The results: The average man tallied 19 sexy thoughts per day-that comes out to about once every 1.26 hours. To compare that with other thoughts
on the average mind, men counted thinking about food 18 times and sleeping 11 times per day. Sex wasn't even the top craving for women, who reported thinking about sex 10 times, food 15 times, and sleep 8.5 times a day.
Kezeal Kether
blame my anatomy and physiology teacher for bullshitting us then
frequentgamer wow, a teacher actually told you that? Which country do you live in that let such myths roam around free in higher education?
Kezeal Kether
the home of the free and the land of the MURICA
If only interviews went that quickly. Then my accounting degree would actually mean something to my parents.
WTF at 1:19 it goes from 6 to 7 to 6 go 7 again WTF
I didn't notice...(too busy checking out her piggy banks) hehehe
TaxTheFed Why would Liberater4589 be looking at the clock....even though she wasn't much too look at o_0
i was stroking my hardon
We all wanted to know that
Just hit an stray buzz,
it happens.
that guy needs help
Massive help
I never knew how hard a man's life could be! I should go to all my friends and say "I'm so sorry you have to live like this. Good luck." and quickly run before the 7 seconds are up.
Isn't his mom a clown? That is really messed up...
roybenari LOL HOLY SHIT THE OTHER VIDEO
That's the joke! 😄
Took a sec for me to remember
What's the female interviewer name though?
DO MORE OF THESE EVERY 7 SECONDS PLEASE :D
Why wasn't my first interview like that? XD
Oh God.. I will remember this when I have my first job interview.
Have u ever had it till now?
I think I would seek immidiate attention from a psychiatrist if that happened to me...
I had a more than 60 minutes long job interview and I never thought about anything else but the topics discussed (and yeah I am an adult male)
Yeah, the seven seconds (or nine seconds I've sometimes heard) thing is obviously a stupid myth. If men were thinking about sex that often they wouldn't get anything done. Can you imagine? "So the square root of pi is . . . SEX. Wait where was I? Oh yeah. The square root. . . SEX. Never mind, I can't do math right now. SEX. Tomorrow I have to go the drug store to pick up my. . . SEX. Also I can't forget to go to Grandma's for. . . SEX. Wait, wtf?! DINNER. I must go to Grandma's for din - - SEX. OH MY GOD, DOES IT EVER STOP? SEX!"
Are you gay?
Real joke in this video is that he got a job... in less than 2 minutes.....
Love this series!
i love how he finally doesnt screw himslef over because of it, it was a surprising plot twist
He actually handled the situation quite well
This is my favourite video series
I love how streeter's getting better at dealing with it every episode :L
can't stop staring at those candies.......
This guy seems to suffer from a very severe case of Schizophrenia O.e" Lol
He did pretty well actually, compared to the date
I cried with laughter when he said the wisconsin school of assssss
best channel ever!
Who uses piggy banks? I keep my change in my pockets, jingle like a big shot
I love the every seven seconds vids
1:08 #clownporn
seriously, you complete a job interview in 1 and 50 seconds, i have never had one but they take like 15 min
Well if they already made a profile of the person, the interview could be just a formality.
I host 4chan every day, and this is still by far the most awkward thing I have read this week.
lol guys you are just awessome, keep doing videos pleaseeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all i want for christmas is that girl (1:30) name
Thanks for making my wish come true satan
i mean santa
vasco cruz sure you did
Lmao, love these. Collegehumor is just barraging new videos!
this guy has some weird fedishes. coming from me that's saying something
This is brilliant! :D
Wait... I think Roger actually said school of ass. he said "ass" on the 6th second!
The hand he shakes with at 1:50 is not the same hand he's holding up about a second later...
This video is what made me think about sex every seven seconds.
Only legit comment in this section I can't stop I need help
oh my god, that is such a nice pen
yeah, black pilot 0.7 is a really nice pen.
That was a good interview. Not a lot of space between him and the desk, and they seemed genuinely interested in what he had to say. He wasn't not getting the job right off the bat.
Idk, I don't think prospective employers give a shit about what you did or did not like as a child.
Depends on presentation and what you liked. It could be an example of passion and determination.
Always get bonkers while watching these
I like how he had the sexual fantasy about the dude.
that face goes so well with the comment
I want every 7 seconds to be a series!
Ok we think about sex every 7 seconds.. but when we play games we think about sex every 7 hours
every 7 seconds should be its own chanel
You could end up putting a lot of money into a relationship with her ;)
thank you for that important message... I'm sure the world enjoys this great news...
o wow pour some water on a white shirt in interview....imagine that
yeah, but the black bra killed the fun out of it....then again is kind of rated "G" maby "PG 13"
Winter Break=collegehumor marathon.
great series
Glad to see I'm not the only one who has these kinds of experiences.
IT FEELS LIKE ONE SECOND!!!
bet it was fun filming this scene :P
lmfao i love this series
Sometimes I forget to keep track of the timer and the moments just catch me off guard
0:25 The male interviewer understood the assignment lol
OK, I LITERALLY DIED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING WHEN SHE HAD PIGGY BANKS FOR TITS. Then he put coins in them. Oh my god, hahahahaha.
I don't mean to break the wall, but they are such good actors, I'd like to see a behind the scenes to see if they break character often and break out laughing.
my banter alarm has hit the roof. We've got a funny one here lads
You wont' be likely to find 'dog' as a food source, but in some places it is, it is also the hammer of a firearm, words tend to have more than one definitive meaning, and people tend to use words to refer to something entirely different than it originally meant.
"I personally went to the university of Ass. Majored in naughtiness. Christine here was my professor."
This video is like a documentary on my every day life.
"for the sake of... something"- you have the wit of an inebriated spider.
This is so weird without sound :)
Being offered the job within 2 minutes, I dream of a job interview like that, instead of being interrogated by angry businessmen for hours
Excellent! I could go for a spot of tea too, old chap! Tea and crumpets!
I meant the spanish futbol but thank you for correcting me both on the spelling in different parts and my spelling error.
He doesn't shake her hand at the end, thinking, "Forget this lady, I ain't shaking her hand. I almost lost my chance of getting a job because of her." and just says "Um, let's talk salary." after putting his hand down.
You should make a video: "Every Seven Seconds: The Big Game"
He really learned, how to control his powers after that date.
nvm the fact that the counter dosen't start till he sits down (instead of the moment he walks through the door)
Once in a life time shot at going on a TV quiz show.
HAHA i love how he asked about the health benefits lmaooo 1:27 because he definitely needs help
im secretly going to give this a thumbs up and then secretly lie about giving it a thumbs up. although i might be telling a lie as to if i gave it a thumbs up. a bit like this video i just cant make up my mind every 7 seconds.
Maybe when I was 16. I think as you get older, that time increases. I'm sure I've gone an entire day without thinking about it once.
There you should find 'Language is Arbitrary', 'Language is Ambiguous', and on page 103 'Language is Abstract'. You may have grown up with 'gay' referring to male homosexuals, I'm only 22 and I originally grew up with it having its original meaning, though the term was used as it is often today, since the 1950's! I use the term 'entitled' more often to refer to a given name or title, rather than it's definitive name, but I still use it as used in dictionaries from rare time to rare time.
your display picture almost made my hit my computer with a shoe...while screaming like a dying seal.
That's right, google "cat moustache" and the first result should be the cat I had used for my avatar :) I added the top hat, a monocle, and a glass of wine :p I love you too, Stewie.
As a man, I can tell you...
Excellent choice of words.
1 one my favorite sketchs
Props for Honesty and props.
"Let's talk salary" this reminds me of applying for a job, 15 minutes in i bursted out "Let's now talk salar-i-ous", I guess he wasn't that kind of humour guy...
Are job interviews really like that in the US? I mean the format. You meet for the first time, talk a bit and get offered a job on the spot? Does that happen?
I love that he went to quentilton state university
these vids make me really nervous about real life...
Did anyone else notice the timer went back a second when she said "hard-on you?"
why doesn't collegehumor have an official Every 7 seconds playlist?
You gotta hand it to the guy, even with visual and auditory hallucinations he keeps his focus on the job
Me? I would've ran to the closest hospital
1:29
A vision of heaven
+Pavel Rizzo (The Screwdriver) That's right, Bonny!