I'm American and the first time I went to England I was so confused when people said "are you alright?" Because we usually only say that if we think something is wrong, not as a greeting.
We go, "You alright?" "Day been good?" "How are ya?" all as a greeting. You can say "you alright" back, but the others, you answer politely, and then repeat back, or ask something similar.
@@makkapacca as an American I hear hey 3000 times a day because so many people use it for so many things. You really have to be around to hear the tone it was used in to know if it's a bad or good hey.
This one! First time I heard “you okay?” I was like yes I think so? Is there a reason I shouldn’t be ok? An American asking me the same question I would assume they saw me take a tumble or something.
Just for clarification in case some people don't understand you say 'Taxi' because you're implying this person is drunk off their arse and they need to go home
Lol as a searver in the US if you hear breaking glasses or crockery or say someone's dropped the buss tray everyone applauds lol. Its weird. But im not sure if its because ive worked in other states with people from all over the world or because i have an ex whos a brit. Or maybe even my volunteer with our school and the foreign exchange students but i caught the gist of all of the slang. I am such an arachniphobic old lady but I really love the "well im not here to fuck spiders" lol. Reminds me of Rowdy Roddy Piper in the movey They (them? Its old) Ive come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and im all out of gum. I can see him being cheeky and yelling im here to fuck spiders but im all out. Lol. Time to kick ass
THIS is the proper learn Aussie slang... I don't know who the celeb mag people consult with for their 'learn Aussie slang with this Aussie celeb' but this is so much more bang on!
This sounds actually super Midwestern USA. We say “yeah no” and “no yeah” constantly. We also say “couldn’t give a rats ass” a lot in my own home lol. Also, our version of “I’m not here to fuck spiders” is…”well does a bear shit in the woods?” 😂
Thank you for recognising this slang is translatable within US culture. It's bizarre but when you try to point this out sometimes ppl can get upset when it's just a common point of reference.
My husband likes to combine “Does a bear shit in the woods” with “Is the pope Catholic” to create “Does the pope shit in the woods?” So that’s just what we say in our house now without even thinking about it. 😅
There’s so much cross over between Australia and England compared to America lol with all the sayings and the pronunciation of words and some foods. Love it
UK has some of these too but that makes sense lol Except if you drop a glass in a pub you’ll just here a sarcastic slow clap from everyone in the pub and then probably laughter 😂
In new zealand, everyone turns to look and then turns back to the person next to them and says something along the lines of "looks like someone's had enough" or "they don't need that drink. I'll have to take one for the team and drink it for them"
The taxi one to a dropped glass, it is mandatory that any British person cheers when a glass is broken in a pub, or something similar gets dropped or broke. It's basic, you don't even question it. If you don't do it, it's like, are you alright? I have been to Wales and Scotland and found to my horror this is indeed only a very english thing 😱😂😂😂😂😂
Living in Newcastle area in the UK whenever anyone drops a glass or plate in a restaurant or pub every. single. person. will go "Wheeeeeey" and give a round of applause. I friction' love these kinds of things.
This reminds me of some Southern slang that I have heard over the years. I can't imagine trying to learn English and living in the south. For example, the phrase, "Did you eat yet" is shortened to "Jeet yet?" And the phrase "Bless your heart" can mean different things based on context. I live in the south (born and raised) and sometimes my mom says new phrases her grandparents used to say and I will say "what does that mean?" 😂
I love Aussie slang, during my time in the US Navy I was on temporary orders and worked with some Australian sailors. People didn't appreciate being called "c*nt" all the time when I got back 😂
Completely understood what you meant when you said “how you going”😂. I’m Canadian, but my dad was a Dutch immigrant, and he always used to say “how goes it”.
I feel like Australian vs Canadian slang is just the same stuff but with different animals/words 😂😂 where I'm from bud is used the same as mate is and "I'm not here to f*** spiders" definition is the same as "I'm not here to make puppies" or sayin someone's "f***ING the dog" 🙄😂
Watching this has made me realise even more-so, how similar Australian and British slang is. Understood them all or are used/something similar is used here in the UK! Also, the saying, “I’m not here to f**k spiders” makes me think of Margot Robbie because she says it on The Graham Norton Show. ☺️
We Californians also do the nah, yeah/ yeah, nah thing (except we say no instead of nah). I've never been confused by it, but have genuinely had to explain it to a couple of people from out of state.
In the U.S. we say someone is your friend, or I say it's your cousin sometimes lol I think In Spanish they'll say it's your cousin too. The Australian slang I liked when I went there was after I said "thank you," some people would just say "easy." Lol
Being from Canada most UK/Australian vernacular are just apart of my everyday. I understand. Especially the the yah nah, nah yah. I have to explain it all the time! It goes even deeper for Canadians lol
Rats ass is pretty ubiquitous across the English speaking world. Never even though of is as something Australian and if I think about it I would mentally connect it more to New York.
We do this in Chicago too, "yeah, no" is no. "No, yeah" is yeah. "Yeah, no, yeah" is yeah. I've typed the word "yeah" too many times and it looks wrong now. Okay, bye.
@@bonniepaora8664 true Aussies swear a lot but it’s just NOT as offensive to say or hear it here! It will sound aggressive to those not used to that but I’ve found folks will absolutely just start swearing more eventually if they move here 😂
I love that there is a cross over of British slang with Aussie slang 😂 it’s true that Australia is like the middle man between British and America haha
That last one reminds me how in my language if you "jo", "joo", "joo joo", and "joo joo joo" in different tones and ways they can all mean a whole bunch of different things XD
omg some of us in chile use sort of a similar yea nah but it’s like; “nah yeah nah”: probably not, used when making plans. “nah, yeah yeah”: yes? but not emphatic, sort of like “i understand what you’re saying”. languages!
The American equivalent of “taxi!” When someone breaks a class is “job opening!” Because we for some reason always assume it’s a clumsy employee, I guess?
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I’m from America and use “how’s it going?” all the time. People say that to me sometimes and I always answer with “it’s going”. Whenever someone drops something like a glass or plate I always say “party foul”.
Im scottish and use all of these. Maybe I live in the wrong place 😅 Reminds me, when we were younger (me and my friends) we used to shout TAXI when people tripped up or did something embarrassing. We dont do that anymore so im gonna revive it.
Whenever I hear someone drop something I yell out "somebody dropped their contact lense!" The chaos that ensues is fantastic and hilarious because everyone starts looking at the floor and not moving.😂 Even though 9 times out of ten they are all wearing glasses! 😂😂
Not to mention the illusive "yeah nah yeah yeah" which is when you were confused about something but have now confirmed the truth/what you thought was correct eg: *driving* "oh im supposed to turn left here i think? *thinks* Yeah nah yeah yeah its definitely left"
Maybe expectedly but a lot of these are used in the UK. Other than the spiders and the wukka. We do the 'taxi' and say yeah nah and nah yeah. Probs not as much as you guys but it's defo here! Bobs your uncle is an old UK thing. My parents (60s) would say this.
When I was a kid, for a short time, I had a pen pal from Tasmania. He wrote that it was hard (if I remember correctly) yakka finding a bloke among the sheilas. I knew bloke and deduced sheilas from that but had to ask what yakka was.
I like 'wukkas' because it's taking a saying, adding swearing, then swapping letters, and then shortening it. It's so many steps, and I love that madness
A variation. In the 90s (yeah, I'm old) I went to school with a girl who had a transvestite Uncle. One day in class the teacher was explaining a math solution and ended with 'and Bob's your Uncle'. Some smartarse said loudly 'Unless Bob's your cross dressing Auntie!' My friend just replied 'yeah, and he'd kick your arse in stilettos'. Bobs your cross dressing Auntie became a replacement in our school and I still use it to this day. I often get weird looks at work, but, I don't care.
:20 My wife and I play this game in the US. We call it "that's your girl/boyfriend" but you always have to pick a weird random reason why. Like, "that's your boyfriend... you love him for the way he wears his socks rolled down."
As someone from the US, I'm confused on how Americans are so confused by how are you going? Maybe it's because I have a few Australian friends, and I've become used to the phrases.. but like I wasn't confused the first time it happened either because it's said as if you are asking " how's your day?" or "How are you?" so that's how I took it.. was however surprised when I learned that a certain four letter C word is just common there and not offensive. lol.
@@heatherclark8668 Not to the groups of people I've met from Australia.. I've only met a handful that it wasn't a part of their every day vocabulary.. usually used when referring to a friend sarcastically and only ever used in an offensive way when a situation turned to a fight between people.. even then it was rare to be used during an argument. I've literally heard how you going c*** used as a greeting more times than I can count at this point.
It can be a massive insult and used aggressively.. but if someone’s really pissed you off and done you dirty then you call them an ankle.. because it’s a foot lower than a…
Southern California we say yeah no or no yeah. When I say it it’s like no I agree with you or similar I hear you but no. Aka take the second word as the answer to your question Did you get home alright? - No yeah I was home when I wanted to be home by. 😂
Where I am in the U.S. we don't just say, "yeah, no," or "no, yeah." We throw shit out like "oh yeah, no, for sure, nah, nah, nah, for sure, for sure, yeah, no, yeah." Which just means: yeah, of course or yeah, no problem.
Yeah/nah is common in the US as "Yeeeeah.......no." As a matter of fact, I've seen it referenced in a few of those "Things Americans Do that Other Countries Hate" internet articles.
It's a British phrase dated back to 1887, when then Prime Minister "Robert Gascoyne-Cecil" appointed his nephew, "Arthur James Balfour" as Minister for Ireland. So the phrase "Bob's your uncle" was coined when Arthur referred to the PM as "Uncle Bob" 👍
My favorite part of this Explaining Aussie Slang is the use of other Aussie Slang to do so 😂
Yup lol
This comment had me belly laughing so hard. They're explaining stuff yet my American brain is taking me further from the answer haha
Further into the rabbit hole of Aussie slang. 😂😂😂
Right? I’m laughing but have no idea wtf is going on!?!? 🤣
I'd do the same probably, coz I honestly don't know what is and isn't Aussie slang, lol
I'm American and the first time I went to England I was so confused when people said "are you alright?" Because we usually only say that if we think something is wrong, not as a greeting.
We go, "You alright?" "Day been good?" "How are ya?" all as a greeting. You can say "you alright" back, but the others, you answer politely, and then repeat back, or ask something similar.
We get confused when you say Hey! Because hey means Oi! In UK but in America it means Hi
@@makkapacca as an American I hear hey 3000 times a day because so many people use it for so many things. You really have to be around to hear the tone it was used in to know if it's a bad or good hey.
This one! First time I heard “you okay?” I was like yes I think so? Is there a reason I shouldn’t be ok? An American asking me the same question I would assume they saw me take a tumble or something.
@@makkapacca Hey can mean hi. But it's way more versatile than that.
Just for clarification in case some people don't understand you say 'Taxi' because you're implying this person is drunk off their arse and they need to go home
Thank you! Couldn’t figure it out lol
Thank you. My first thought was that the taxi was for the broken glass
Lol as a searver in the US if you hear breaking glasses or crockery or say someone's dropped the buss tray everyone applauds lol. Its weird.
But im not sure if its because ive worked in other states with people from all over the world or because i have an ex whos a brit. Or maybe even my volunteer with our school and the foreign exchange students but i caught the gist of all of the slang.
I am such an arachniphobic old lady but I really love the "well im not here to fuck spiders" lol.
Reminds me of Rowdy Roddy Piper in the movey They (them? Its old)
Ive come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and im all out of gum.
I can see him being cheeky and yelling im here to fuck spiders but im all out. Lol. Time to kick ass
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Taxi is a cab 🚕 lol
THIS is the proper learn Aussie slang... I don't know who the celeb mag people consult with for their 'learn Aussie slang with this Aussie celeb' but this is so much more bang on!
This sounds actually super Midwestern USA. We say “yeah no” and “no yeah” constantly. We also say “couldn’t give a rats ass” a lot in my own home lol.
Also, our version of “I’m not here to fuck spiders” is…”well does a bear shit in the woods?” 😂
Agree to all the above! I live in Michigan and “hows it going” is used a lot too.
fun fact australia doesn't have bears so they have to use a spider analogy instead.
Thank you for recognising this slang is translatable within US culture. It's bizarre but when you try to point this out sometimes ppl can get upset when it's just a common point of reference.
@@ashtastic2273 but “how are you going?” is confusing.
My husband likes to combine “Does a bear shit in the woods” with “Is the pope Catholic” to create “Does the pope shit in the woods?” So that’s just what we say in our house now without even thinking about it. 😅
There’s so much cross over between Australia and England compared to America lol with all the sayings and the pronunciation of words and some foods. Love it
UK has some of these too but that makes sense lol
Except if you drop a glass in a pub you’ll just here a sarcastic slow clap from everyone in the pub and then probably laughter 😂
Or WHEYYYYYYYY!
@@imaresifreak ah yes that’s a classic too 😅
In new zealand, everyone turns to look and then turns back to the person next to them and says something along the lines of "looks like someone's had enough" or "they don't need that drink. I'll have to take one for the team and drink it for them"
@@bonniepaora8664 I like that 😅
Sarcastic slow clap is a thing in Germany too.. :) (I hate it)
The taxi one to a dropped glass, it is mandatory that any British person cheers when a glass is broken in a pub, or something similar gets dropped or broke. It's basic, you don't even question it. If you don't do it, it's like, are you alright?
I have been to Wales and Scotland and found to my horror this is indeed only a very english thing 😱😂😂😂😂😂
I worked in a pub and regularly heard the rounds of applause and "weeeeeyyyyy" whenever anything got smashed.
"I'm not here to fuck spiders" sounds like the most Australian saying, ever
Living in Newcastle area in the UK whenever anyone drops a glass or plate in a restaurant or pub every. single. person. will go "Wheeeeeey" and give a round of applause. I friction' love these kinds of things.
This reminds me of some Southern slang that I have heard over the years. I can't imagine trying to learn English and living in the south. For example, the phrase, "Did you eat yet" is shortened to "Jeet yet?" And the phrase "Bless your heart" can mean different things based on context. I live in the south (born and raised) and sometimes my mom says new phrases her grandparents used to say and I will say "what does that mean?" 😂
I am loving this. I just wish I could use more of them around the workplace.
I love Aussie slang, during my time in the US Navy I was on temporary orders and worked with some Australian sailors. People didn't appreciate being called "c*nt" all the time when I got back 😂
Completely understood what you meant when you said “how you going”😂. I’m Canadian, but my dad was a Dutch immigrant, and he always used to say “how goes it”.
In Mexico when we don't like someone,we say "Oh tu tío/tía" hehehe ("Oh your uncle/aunt")
I feel like Australian vs Canadian slang is just the same stuff but with different animals/words 😂😂 where I'm from bud is used the same as mate is and "I'm not here to f*** spiders" definition is the same as "I'm not here to make puppies" or sayin someone's "f***ING the dog" 🙄😂
I’m Canadian and I’ve literally never heard that 😂
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Watching this has made me realise even more-so, how similar Australian and British slang is. Understood them all or are used/something similar is used here in the UK!
Also, the saying, “I’m not here to f**k spiders” makes me think of Margot Robbie because she says it on The Graham Norton Show. ☺️
We Californians also do the nah, yeah/ yeah, nah thing (except we say no instead of nah). I've never been confused by it, but have genuinely had to explain it to a couple of people from out of state.
I feel like Canada has pretty similar ways of saying things as the UK and Australia
I think we stole it from them
Because they are all British Commonwealth countries.
Don't forget the great Australian blessing, "good on you". And throwing a 'mate' in there is optional.
Some of those we use in Canada too
In the U.S. we say someone is your friend, or I say it's your cousin sometimes lol I think In Spanish they'll say it's your cousin too. The Australian slang I liked when I went there was after I said "thank you," some people would just say "easy." Lol
Too easy, mate.
@@punker844 I love it lol
Really interesting for someone that Just to moved to Australia and wsnt to learn English. Thank you.
No what Aussies speak isn't English it's Stralyan. Just setting you straight, mate.
3:13 yeah I'm Canada we also add , "Oh no yeah"
Being from Canada most UK/Australian vernacular are just apart of my everyday. I understand. Especially the the yah nah, nah yah. I have to explain it all the time! It goes even deeper for Canadians lol
I second this! Also where I’m from ‘how’s she goin’ means the same as how are you lol
I understood like 95% of these sayings. I’ve definitely used the “rat’s ass” a few times when I’m pissed lmaoooo
Rats ass is pretty ubiquitous across the English speaking world. Never even though of is as something Australian and if I think about it I would mentally connect it more to New York.
@@rustknuckleirongut8107 lmaoooooo I'm from NY
Funny and helpful as always, thanks for the needed laugh. Our way of saying "Yeah-Nah" used to drive me mental until you explained it.
It’s whatever word you said last determines if it’s yes or no, like yeah nah nah yeah nah yeah means yes
We do this in Chicago too, "yeah, no" is no. "No, yeah" is yeah. "Yeah, no, yeah" is yeah.
I've typed the word "yeah" too many times and it looks wrong now. Okay, bye.
omg i am loving your podcast pls upload more of these
I grew up saying "Couldn't give a rat's a**" and I'm Native American.
Aussie slang reminds me a lot of southern slang
Like a Rat up a drain pipe, Toni nailed it... 👍🤣
The Australian slang is really aggressive in all honesty lol
Almost all of it involves swearing lol
@@bonniepaora8664 true Aussies swear a lot but it’s just NOT as offensive to say or hear it here! It will sound aggressive to those not used to that but I’ve found folks will absolutely just start swearing more eventually if they move here 😂
Some of this has made its way across the commonwealth, because I'm Canadian and "yeah, no" and "no, yeah" is the same here
We say a lot of these where I’m from too! The yeah no no yeah is so real 😂
“Nah, get fuck. It’s so good, yeah I agree” is honestly the best description I’ve heard
I love that there is a cross over of British slang with Aussie slang 😂 it’s true that Australia is like the middle man between British and America haha
Yeah nah 😂
@@KissindraThe loan slang from the UK is freely given we don't gate-keep our vernacular. You're welcome mate😂
That last one reminds me how in my language if you "jo", "joo", "joo joo", and "joo joo joo" in different tones and ways they can all mean a whole bunch of different things XD
omg some of us in chile use sort of a similar yea nah but it’s like; “nah yeah nah”: probably not, used when making plans. “nah, yeah yeah”: yes? but not emphatic, sort of like “i understand what you’re saying”. languages!
funny in Canada we say a couple of these too lol
The American equivalent of “taxi!” When someone breaks a class is “job opening!” Because we for some reason always assume it’s a clumsy employee, I guess?
in the midwest [American midwest that is] we say "Party foul." for spilled or dropped anything. You spilled your drink, it's a party foul.
@@toothless3835 never once heard "Job opening". have only ever heard "Party foul".
@@toothless3835 I’m from the East Coast, New England area and I say “party foul” as well.
*Titanium Armour*
Firstly, titanium armours can be spaced apart to increase the effectiveness at stopping bullets. And spacing the titanium sheets apart creates a cushion that slows the bullet before the titanium is penetrated. For example, a titanium shield can have a thin 1.2mm sheet of titanium over the front of the main shield plate. This 1.2mm sheet can have spacer lugs welded to it. Furthermore, a bullets force will be reduced on impact with a space of 1 centimetre inbetween two titanium sheets. And a 1.2mm sheet of titanium in front of the main shield plate would do this. Lastly, this titanium spaced armour has actually been demonstrated and tested to be effective on the American demolition ranches.
Next, spacing other metals apart would create a similar bullet stopping effect. And I imagine that spacing steel apart would be effective to create a cushion that would slow a bullet. In addition, aluminium would also increase in effectiveness spaced apart. Furthermore, I think because of the properties of aluminium spacing it would have limited benifits. However, you would still increase your bullet stopping power by spacing your aluminium apart. As a result, I think that all your metal and alloy armours should be spaced in some way and taking the time to do that is a good idea. Lastly, when you space your armours apart it is so effective that you can expect to stop a higher calibre bullet. And this is particularly useful on a shield.
Table#1 Types of Shields
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*Titanium backpack buckler*
-40cm in diameter
-4mm thick titanium
-Weight 2.5kg including handle
-If the 4mm of titanium is a high tensile strength and spaced correctly you will be able to stop 7.62 NATO and 50cal magnum rounds with this buckler.
*Steel backpack buckler*
-40cm in diameter
-3.5mm thick steel
-Weight 3.7kg including handle
-If the 3.5mm of steel is a high tensile strength and spaced correctly you will be able to stop 5.56 NATO and 45cal magnum rounds with this buckler.
*Titanium Tower Shield*
-100cm×70cm in Area
-3mm thick titanium
-Weight 10kg including handle
-If the 3mm of titanium is a high tensile strength and spaced correctly you will be able to stop 45cal magnum rounds and 5.56 NATO with this shield.
*Titanium Shield*
-50cm×70cm in Area
-3mm thick titanium
-Weight 5kg including handle
-If the 3mm of titanium is a high tensile strength and spaced correctly you will be able to stop 45cal magnum rounds and 5.56 NATO with this shield.
*Aluminium Shield*
-50cm×70cm in Area
-10mm thick Aluminium
-Weight 10kg including handle
-The tensile strength of aluminium varies a lot between regular aluminium and the 7000 series of aluminium. And that means you can make this shield just as effective as titanium.
*Steel Shield*
-50cm×70cm in Area
-3.5mm thick steel
-Weight 10kg including handle
-If the 3.5mm of steel is a high tensile strength and spaced correctly you will be able to stop 45cal magnum rounds and 5.56 NATO with this shield.
Lastly, the perfect thickness for bullet proof brigandine plates is 3.0mm or 4mm titanium. And you just try and find the highest tensile strength titanium you can and just use that thickness. In addition, I have also decided that if you get a 1mm thick aluminium face size plate you can shape it in to a horror face and then bolt it to your titanium helmet. As a result, you can have a full set of bullet proof brigandine armour with a horror face helmet. That is going to be terrifying with swords and bowling ball cannons. Finally, if your metal tensile strength is high enough you will be able to deflect or even completely proof yourself against 7.62 NATO bullets.
Table #2 Use of Formulas
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s = tensile strength in pascals (Pa)
F = force in newtons (N)
A = cross-sectional area in (m²)
m = bullet grain mass (kg)
a = acceleration of bullet (m/s²)
t = time of impact (seconds)
v = velocity (m/s)
*(m(v/t=a)=F)/s=A*
9mm bullet Force = (m(v/t=a)=F)
v/t=a
(430m/s)/(0.0024s)=179,167m/s²
ma=F
(0.0075kg)(179,167)=1344N
Aluminium tensile strength = 240MPa = 240000000Pa
F/s=A
(1344N)/(240000000)=5.6e-6m²
5.6e-6m² = 0.0000056m2 = 0.056cm² = 5.6mm²
Therefore, a 115 grain 9mm bullet traveling at 430m/s requires 5.6mm² of 240MPa Aluminium to block it.
In addition, a 7.62 NATO applies around 381kg of force on to an armoured plate. Not enough to break bones under a reasonable size plate. However, if the 7.62 NATO hits the corner of a plate you might get a black bruse and welt mark.
Table #3 use of formulas
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F = force in newtons (N)
m = bullet grain mass (kg)
a = acceleration of bullet (m/s²)
t = time of impact (seconds)
v = velocity (m/s)
9mm bullet Force = (m(v/t=a)=F)
v/t=a
(430m/s)/(0.0024s)=179,167m/s²
ma=F
(0.0075kg)(179,167)=1344N
1 Newton = 0.10197kg
(1344N)(0.10197) = 137kg
Therefore, the 9mm Underwood applies 137kg of weight to the metal plate.
0.01134kg = 7.62 grain
790m/s = 7.62 velocity
7.62mm NATO bullet Force = (m(v/t=a)=F)
v/t=a
(790m/s)/(0.0024s) = 329,167m/s²
ma=F
(0.01134kg)(329,167) = 3,732N
1 Newton = 0.10197kg
(3,732N)(0.10197) = 381kg
Therefore, the NATO 7.62 hits the plate with a weight of 381kg.
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Same in Canada for the last one. We have "No, yeah." And "Yeah, no." We've also added the more confusing "Yeah, no, yeah." And "No, yeah, no".
My favourite response to someone dropping anything, but especially something like a glass in a crowded place, is to yell 'Sack the juggler'!
The yeah nah and nah yeah bit got me 😂😂😂
I like how Aussie's react to a broken glass or plate in a pub with "Taxi" and in UK when it happens we cheer like "EEEYYYYY!".
In a UK pub, if someone smashes a glass, you'll hear a big, perfectly-timed, uniform chorus of 'WHEEEEEYYYYYYY'
omg "the penguin!" I laughed so hard at that!
😂 😂 😂
Please more of this 👍💪
Taxi is basically "Party foul!" LoL nice.
I’m not here to fuck a spider is hilariously australian
This show is da Mate. utterly mate-tastic.
In the Midwest we actually speak a lot like this too. I’d love to see them reacting to Charlie Barrens explaining Midwest slang
Especially the yeah nah and no yeah
I want more of these
last one was the best
In the UK it's Bobs your Uncle and Fannys your Auntie
I’m from America and use “how’s it going?” all the time. People say that to me sometimes and I always answer with “it’s going”. Whenever someone drops something like a glass or plate I always say “party foul”.
I found you through tiktok and man... you guys are hilarious. Please don't you want to post your podcasts on RUclips??? 😬
“Bobs your uncle”
“How did u know I had an uncle Bob?
Im scottish and use all of these. Maybe I live in the wrong place 😅 Reminds me, when we were younger (me and my friends) we used to shout TAXI when people tripped up or did something embarrassing. We dont do that anymore so im gonna revive it.
1:48 if I could get a dollar every time I heard "taxi," I'd be richer than what I am now.
Every Friday/ Saturday night. 😂
The last one really killed me XD
“How are you finances going?” - They’re not 😢
Whenever I hear someone drop something I yell out "somebody dropped their contact lense!" The chaos that ensues is fantastic and hilarious because everyone starts looking at the floor and not moving.😂 Even though 9 times out of ten they are all wearing glasses! 😂😂
Bob’s your uncle, fanny’s your aunt! 😂
I was looking for this 😅
Not to mention the illusive "yeah nah yeah yeah" which is when you were confused about something but have now confirmed the truth/what you thought was correct eg: *driving* "oh im supposed to turn left here i think? *thinks* Yeah nah yeah yeah its definitely left"
Maybe expectedly but a lot of these are used in the UK. Other than the spiders and the wukka. We do the 'taxi' and say yeah nah and nah yeah. Probs not as much as you guys but it's defo here! Bobs your uncle is an old UK thing. My parents (60s) would say this.
When I was a kid, for a short time, I had a pen pal from Tasmania. He wrote that it was hard (if I remember correctly) yakka finding a bloke among the sheilas. I knew bloke and deduced sheilas from that but had to ask what yakka was.
saying “taxi” is like, “nah they’re fucked, hail a taxi, get em outta here”
Today i learned I'm Australian
I like 'wukkas' because it's taking a saying, adding swearing, then swapping letters, and then shortening it.
It's so many steps, and I love that madness
A contraction of the Spoonerism 'No wucking furries'
@@terben7339 yup
A variation. In the 90s (yeah, I'm old) I went to school with a girl who had a transvestite Uncle. One day in class the teacher was explaining a math solution and ended with 'and Bob's your Uncle'. Some smartarse said loudly 'Unless Bob's your cross dressing Auntie!' My friend just replied 'yeah, and he'd kick your arse in stilettos'. Bobs your cross dressing Auntie became a replacement in our school and I still use it to this day. I often get weird looks at work, but, I don't care.
As someone from the Mid-West US, I feel the yeah, nah and nah yeah so hard.
:20 My wife and I play this game in the US. We call it "that's your girl/boyfriend" but you always have to pick a weird random reason why. Like, "that's your boyfriend... you love him for the way he wears his socks rolled down."
The "yeah/nah" is the exact thing as "yeah no" in the Midwest. 😂
"Rat's Ass" is also used in the US. Instead of "F**k Spiders" my family says I'm not here to "Screw the pooch"
As someone from the US, I'm confused on how Americans are so confused by how are you going? Maybe it's because I have a few Australian friends, and I've become used to the phrases.. but like I wasn't confused the first time it happened either because it's said as if you are asking " how's your day?" or "How are you?" so that's how I took it.. was however surprised when I learned that a certain four letter C word is just common there and not offensive. lol.
@@heatherclark8668 Not to the groups of people I've met from Australia.. I've only met a handful that it wasn't a part of their every day vocabulary.. usually used when referring to a friend sarcastically and only ever used in an offensive way when a situation turned to a fight between people.. even then it was rare to be used during an argument. I've literally heard how you going c*** used as a greeting more times than I can count at this point.
We Aussies don't all use the C word. There has to be one word that we keep especially for an emergency......
It can be a massive insult and used aggressively.. but if someone’s really pissed you off and done you dirty then you call them an ankle.. because it’s a foot lower than a…
@@championforthecause7292 Ha ha ha Yes, absolutely.
I'm American and me and my family say all of these except "im not here to fuck spiders". I thought everyone says these
"Does a bear crap in the woods' is our equivalent
In Canada, we have the “ya no ya” or “no ya no” 😂
I thought the “taxi” call was long dead! I haven’t heard it in years. And agree with the “no wuckers”. I hate that one!
These are also Midwest things. 😆
Yeah, no
Southern California we say yeah no or no yeah. When I say it it’s like no I agree with you or similar I hear you but no. Aka take the second word as the answer to your question
Did you get home alright? - No yeah I was home when I wanted to be home by. 😂
Where I am in the U.S. we don't just say, "yeah, no," or "no, yeah." We throw shit out like "oh yeah, no, for sure, nah, nah, nah, for sure, for sure, yeah, no, yeah." Which just means: yeah, of course or yeah, no problem.
South Africa we shout out SIXPENCE if you drop a plate, because it cost that much to replace. 😂❤
Another American here. 😅 We say just about half of those things. The spider one is definitely getting used now.
🤣😂
Australia: Your Mate!
America: Your Team!
Omg! I forget my nephew's names all the time, so I just hey mate, oi mate. It's generally the middle nephew. 😂he responds
South Africans and Australians are the same I swear. I understand all of these.
One I always say is "cornier" 🤣🤣🤣
We do the same in Canada, to say yes we say No, Yeah, and to say no we say Yeah, No 😂
"Yeah, no" and "no, yeah" is also incredibly Canadian.
"Rats ass" is an Aussie thing??? I've used that for years! And I'm from the US. Lol
West Coast Americans- Arizona/ California people use yeah nah, nah yeah. so yeah...
A good chunk of these are common Midwestern USA saying too
Half this slang is used in New Zealand, Scotland, Ireland, England, and the US
Made my evening xD
3:02 as a british man i get these two amazingly we have yeah no and no yeah!
We use so many of these in Canada!
Yeah/nah is common in the US as "Yeeeeah.......no." As a matter of fact, I've seen it referenced in a few of those "Things Americans Do that Other Countries Hate" internet articles.
I’ve never heard someone else say “bobs youre uncle !”
I thought it was Canadian , but even the Canadians I know haven’t heard it
It's a British phrase dated back to 1887, when then Prime Minister "Robert Gascoyne-Cecil" appointed his nephew, "Arthur James Balfour" as Minister for Ireland. So the phrase "Bob's your uncle" was coined when Arthur referred to the PM as "Uncle Bob" 👍
As an expat I come here to get my little dose of home haha I miss this