Fighter For Christ their not making fun of it their just making jokes about it their intent is not to mock but just to make others laugh you’re being too uptight and this is coming from a pastor’s daughter so just chill out please if you don’t like it that’s fine but don’t be rude to those who do
References for those who don’t know bible stories: 0:00 Feeding the 5000- miracle by Jesus 0:19 Judas sold Jesus to the Romans 0:29 David had Bathsheba’s husband killed in battle so he could marry her out of lust 0:38 Joseph’s brother sold him into slavery out of jealousy 0:45 Job had everything taken from him as a test of faith 0:50 No room in Bethlehem so they stayed in a manger 1:00 Noah built an ark for the worldwide flood over many years 1:08 Sodom and Gomorrah destroyed partially for sexual immorality 1:13 Lots wife looked behind leaving S&G and turned into a pillar of salt 1:17 Story of the prodigal son 1:27 Paul imprisoned for his faith multiple times 1:32 original sin of eating the fruit (many reference apples or figs tho the fruit is unknown) 1:37 Rich young ruler told to donate all his wealth and follow Jesus to get to heaven 1:50 3 thrown into a furnace by king but were unharmed 1:57 Jonah ate by a whale after running from Gods commands (was spit out after 3 days) 2:04 Saul originally persecuted Christians and changed his name to Paul after his conversion 2:08 Israelites wandered desert as punishment 2:15 God fed the Israelites by raining food from the sky 2:17 Abraham told to sacrifice Isaac (sacrificed Ram after angel intervened) 2:25 Lots daughters got him drunk and slept with him after S&G destroyed believing they were the only people left on earth 2:33 woman at the well was adulteress or prostitute Hope that helps!
You're awesome, thank you so much! I got most of the references even though I'm not really Christian yet but some I need to find out about and the others I want to really read to know the original text. 👍🏻 Thank you for your help!
@@princessyeboah12 it’s because his daughters slept with Lot (the father) without his knowledge while he was drunk and had more children. That’s why they were like “too far” hahah
@@christiesaint4555 nowadays that seems to be the only comedy that you find mostly. Other than these two guys the only other clean comedians I know are anjelah Johnson, Jeff foxworthy, and Jim Gaffigan who are halarious. But if you listen to the guys like Joe Rogan, Amy shumer, Kevin Hart, Craig Ferguson and so many others it's constant f bombs and sexual talk and just not funny. Anyone can go drop a few f bombs and talk nasty on stage but to be this funny takes real talent.
Fighter For Christ what does that even mean? These are just innocent inside jokes for Christians. Don’t see how this is “garbage that no one should find funny”
@Fighter For Christ Or instead of trying to sound smart and get watch time, you could just explain your point. Because right now you don't seem to have one.
"If NOAH Instagrams one more time about his DIY project...I'm done." 🤣🤣 "It's too much, he's like, 'I'm getting these instructions from Heaven'.... Doubt it!" 🤔🤣 "I ain't gettin' on that boat!" 🤣🤣
@Fighter For Christ They're not laughing at Christianity. They're laughing at Christian jokes. I don't know exactly where you're getting these videos, but don't believe everything on the internet.
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
If Noah instagrams one more time about this DIY project....He said I’m getting these instructions from heaven (doubt it)...I ain’t getting on that boat”!! 😂😂... L🤣L
Being a Christian and having faith in God and reading the Bible this was awesome! It all made sense and was very funny to me. I showed my mom and she laughed.
This was brilliant but you missed a golden opportunity. “Dude Lot just posted on Facebook that he’s moving out of Sodom and Gomorrah. His wife seems pretty salty about it.”
Fighter For Christ their not making fun of it their just making jokes about it their intent is not to mock but just to make others laugh you’re being too uptight and this is coming from a pastor’s daughter so just chill out please if you don’t like it that’s fine but don’t be rude to those who do
@@RamonaAnne That is not what Chloe meant. Her comment is personal to her. Not once did she say I understand but others won't so please stop being defensive and negative.
Yaaass this needs to be a series! We're staunch catholics but my whole family till this day can't stop laughing coz they were spot on with facts and didn't disrespect the religion. Give us more! I bet the pope would even love this
We have two screens at the front in our church. They have shown us some funny stuff like this before. I remember once they had a funny one with Adam and Eve as a dysfunctional family. Cain and Abel as little kids fighting in the background. All of them wearing obviously fake fur animal skins. Reminds me of this.
@@TheMistysFavs Lots of reasons why people repost a line. To end up relaughing at the joke. Helps people who missed the original line. Points out a favorite. Likes/comments let the poster know other people found it funny too (quick human connections are rarely bad) Hope that helped! 😊
Fighter For Christ their not making fun of it their just making jokes about it their intent is not to mock but just to make others laugh you’re being too uptight and this is coming from a pastor’s daughter so just chill out please if you don’t like it that’s fine but don’t be rude to those who do
Fighter For Christ I am not a Luke warm Christian and you have no right to assume so you do however have the right to feel how you feel but you don’t get to force those feelings on others. Of anything this video is helpful because if non Christians saw it they would want to learn more about the gospel in order to get the jokes. So how about you stop coming after the speck in our eyes and focus on the log in your own.
@@ajjames6613 Except it's not. It has the creation accounts, the story of the flood of Noah and the tower of Babel, and the whole life stories of Abraham (including the account of Sodom and Gomorrah), Isaac, Jacob, and Joseph. And because it is the book with the stories of Abraham, it's therefore also the book that contains the covenants that God made with him, the covenants which are the driving force behind, literally, all the rest of biblical history, and so shouldn't be missed. Instead of skipping Genesis, you clearly could stand to read it again, because if you think it's just a bunch of "names and emptiness," then you missed most of the book. There are a few genealogies, but they serve a literary and theological purpose, and they far from make up a majority of the text.
There is a large part that is just names and people that are not relevant. They name a whole family which is never mentioned again. Ive read the bible but most of genesis after noah and all that was names and pointlessness. I skipped it. The rest was great. Just sayin.
Wow. This is the last video I watched before I went with my family to a hospital three hours from home to be with Mom for her surgery. I told my parents about this video and we laughed and talked about other things that could have been in it, things we hoped for a part two. They found a huge sprawl of cancer in her abdomen. They removed her remaining ovary and uterus and appendix (where the cancer started) but just had to close her up after that. It was in part of her liver and kidney and intestines and colon and wrapped around the largest vein in her body... if they tried to remove it, she’d have died on the table. She got an infection from the surgery and treatment was delayed for two months. We found out she was stage three, and her precise variety of appendiceal cancer was rare, about 100 people diagnosed a year. We had no idea this would happen that day. She’d had tons of tests and they were all negative. It wasn’t cancer, it couldn’t be, we did what they said, the tests were negative. Because I’m chronically ill and my illness was in a flare, she told me i didn’t have to come. I usually stay at night, since I’m a night owl, and the boys have the day shift, and I didn’t want Dad to have to try to sleep in a chair next to her, though he would have. I can’t imagine what would have happened if I hadn’t gone. She’s had treatment and her cancer markers are down to about 10, from 42. At 3 she’s in remission. She only has one more round of treatment to go and then we’ll go from there. It’s just... weird to see this pop up. I so clearly remember putting my hair up in a bun while I watched this, anxious because they were late picking me up. I remember delivering several of the punchlines in the car after we’d gotten into Nashville and were navigating our way to the hospital in traffic. It was kind of one of the last normal moments we had. And now that it looks like there will be an after to this situation after all, it’s popped back up. Life is weird sometimes.
Amara Jordon WOW!! Thanks for sharing. I am grateful to God to hear that your mom is in remission. I think I read that right... Anyway, I pray for her total healing and that no cancer cell will ever manifest in her body again... Laughter is good like medicine! 🙏🏽👀👂🏽👆🏽💞
Amara....how is your mom now? Thank you for sharing your story. How can we pray if we don't know there is a need, right? I have prayed about the situation and all involved. Please let us know any news. God bless. 😚
Wow. It's amazing that this video brought laughter in a scary situation. I'm so glad your mama is doing better. I'm praying for her, for your family, that Jesus will completely heal your mom and deliver her from any signs of cancer. I pray that He will give your mom, you and your family strength, hope, and that you all will continue to find refuge in Him. I'm also praying for healing for you from your chronic illness. Jesus is the Hope and the Light of the World. Nothing is impossible for him. God bless you! ♥
Aneesa Joy you seem like the one to say, “i’m a good christian” yet you’re taking what they said way out of proportion and getting offended over simple grammar mistakes.
Aneesa Joy you were being pretty rude so there will always be people who’ll make assumptions. There’s a lot of horrible Christians going around shoving their faith down other people’s throats and that makes it all too easy to remember that there are good Christians too. I’m not saying you’re one of the mean ones but you did blow the situation out of proportion. I don’t know you or your life, you could of just been having a bad day and none of us have any way of knowing. I hope you have a good day.
@@yve5659 fun moment. so basically after Lot and his daughter left Sodom (and his wife turned into a pillar of salt) they fled to the hills (cause Lot though Zoam wasn’t safe or something. his daughters made him drunk and then they essentially raped him because they knew there was no other man around to impregnate them. maybe not so fun moment actually.
@@MrKapolu yeah what he said dude they were thrown in a fire because they didn’t bow down to their king who was imaged as a “god” by the rest of the people and it was a law but they refused so they threw them in the fire but they weren’t harmed because of their faith in God so yeah that’s why they got offended
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"Dude have you heard from Paul in a while? I think he's in prison.."
"AGAIN?"
That was a slam DUNK! And him changing his name from Saul.
You know all of this is a joke, right?
Fighter For Christ their not making fun of it their just making jokes about it their intent is not to mock but just to make others laugh you’re being too uptight and this is coming from a pastor’s daughter so just chill out please if you don’t like it that’s fine but don’t be rude to those who do
Right as I saw this it played 😆
I read this just as it happened 🤣😂
I love how they are laughing their heads off at themselves
Esther Eckstine Me too! It just makes it all the funnier! It’s like that canned laughter they play during sitcoms except better lol 😂
@@natalie6117 yeess 😂😂😂😂
The number of likes you have lmaoo
And kudos to their camera person! The camera would be shaking the whole time if it were me! 😂🎥
Makes it even funnier! I love to see guys giggle! Cute & hilarious & infectious!
Love how this is actually biblically accurate! That rarely happens 😂😂😂 Makes it 100× more hilarious
I'm biblically accurate.
Not sure what bible you been reading but I don’t remember Mary and Joseph going on Priceline.
@@zacharyneilson9220 LMAOOO
“i used this fire emoji and they got all offended” I SCREAMED
Lol same! I'm dead I can't this dude is hilarious
Ireland Paige SAMEEE
Haha That had my rolling as well. haha
Ireland Paige 😂😂😂
"What could go wrong? What's that rope for?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Wait how did Jesus get verified, he only has 12 followers?” 😂😂😂
Faaaaaaaaave!! 😹😹 lol
The ONLY actually FUNNY non sacreligious thing said in the entire video.
@@norm1815Why? Because it trivializes the Miracle Maker which is ok? Don't trivialize the "regular Joe's" though
@@summerdawn6777 it was the only joke that was genuinely funny without being sacreligious or poking fun at a horrible event.
@@norm1815 It's kind of horrific he only had 12 followers. CONSIDERING THERE WERE MILLIONS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
"Hey do you follow saul ?"
"Yea why"
" he changed his username to paul "
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
"Aaww, Abraham and Isaac are on a little father son trip! What could go wrong"
"Wait, what's that rope for?!" 😁
I saw that as it was playing hahha
LOL
What was it (the rope) for?
@valenwolf he was going to sacrifice him
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am a Christian and this is literally the best thing I've ever seen 😂😂😂
Am Christian too
Same. So hilarious
Same here, I don’t know why people are so offended,
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
@@paulamanning5053 fr
J Skye people are allowed to cuss.
“Wait how did Jesus get verified, He only has 12 followers?”
This got me dying💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s got 2 Billion now 👀
References for those who don’t know bible stories:
0:00 Feeding the 5000- miracle by Jesus
0:19 Judas sold Jesus to the Romans
0:29 David had Bathsheba’s husband killed in battle so he could marry her out of lust
0:38 Joseph’s brother sold him into slavery out of jealousy
0:45 Job had everything taken from him as a test of faith
0:50 No room in Bethlehem so they stayed in a manger
1:00 Noah built an ark for the worldwide flood over many years
1:08 Sodom and Gomorrah destroyed partially for sexual immorality
1:13 Lots wife looked behind leaving S&G and turned into a pillar of salt
1:17 Story of the prodigal son
1:27 Paul imprisoned for his faith multiple times
1:32 original sin of eating the fruit (many reference apples or figs tho the fruit is unknown)
1:37 Rich young ruler told to donate all his wealth and follow Jesus to get to heaven
1:50 3 thrown into a furnace by king but were unharmed
1:57 Jonah ate by a whale after running from Gods commands (was spit out after 3 days)
2:04 Saul originally persecuted Christians and changed his name to Paul after his conversion
2:08 Israelites wandered desert as punishment
2:15 God fed the Israelites by raining food from the sky
2:17 Abraham told to sacrifice Isaac (sacrificed Ram after angel intervened)
2:25 Lots daughters got him drunk and slept with him after S&G destroyed believing they were the only people left on earth
2:33 woman at the well was adulteress or prostitute
Hope that helps!
Thank you !
You're awesome, thank you so much! I got most of the references even though I'm not really Christian yet but some I need to find out about and the others I want to really read to know the original text. 👍🏻
Thank you for your help!
@@gill426 im no longer Christian just knew it from growing up in the church. Good luck on your journey tho
@@gill426 Good luck on your journey, God bless you
Wow that's 21 stories in one video! Impressive!
He only has 12 followers😂
Flippyfloppys 1 didn’t get it until now 😂omg.
Miranda Ross me either
Wait I didn’t get that one?
12 disciples
HAHAHAHHAHAA!! That took me a bit to get it!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Oh my goodness Lots daughter’s pregnant I wander who the father is?”
✋🏽 “Too far.” 🤦🏽♂️
😂😂😂
tell me why I saw this comment just as they said this in the video😭😭
@@princessyeboah12 it’s because his daughters slept with Lot (the father) without his knowledge while he was drunk and had more children. That’s why they were like “too far” hahah
@@alightened "without his knowledge"
Proof that comedians don't need cussing and dirty talk to be funny
Who ever said that there needed to be?
@@christiesaint4555 nowadays that seems to be the only comedy that you find mostly. Other than these two guys the only other clean comedians I know are anjelah Johnson, Jeff foxworthy, and Jim Gaffigan who are halarious. But if you listen to the guys like Joe Rogan, Amy shumer, Kevin Hart, Craig Ferguson and so many others it's constant f bombs and sexual talk and just not funny. Anyone can go drop a few f bombs and talk nasty on stage but to be this funny takes real talent.
Look up Dry Bar Comedy. Lots of good clean comedy. Hilarious too.
There is a lot of comedy out there of all types clean and raunchy. Hes, thankfully, not the first.
christie Saint...Amy Schumer 😂
I love that they laugh at their own jokes. That’s what makes me laugh even harder at these videos.
@Fighter For Christ How is this trash? Isn't humor subjective?
Fighter For Christ what does that even mean? These are just innocent inside jokes for Christians. Don’t see how this is “garbage that no one should find funny”
@Fighter For Christ Not watching your hour and a half video just to get your point. If you can't explain it simply, then you don't understand it.
@Fighter For Christ Or instead of trying to sound smart and get watch time, you could just explain your point. Because right now you don't seem to have one.
@Fighter For Christ Ok, so you can't explain your point then. I am interested in what you have to say, you just seem to lack the words to explain it.
“Bro you’re following the woman at the well? ... Check your heart” 🤣 cracks me up every time John says this phrase but sooo true!
Not gonna lie. I was expecting the Shadrach, Meschach, and Abendago group chat to be...lit.
Benjamin Anderson HAAHAA!!!
Nice
Hahaha good one!!!
Haha comedy gold
😂
"If NOAH Instagrams one more time about his DIY project...I'm done." 🤣🤣
"It's too much, he's like, 'I'm getting these instructions from Heaven'.... Doubt it!" 🤔🤣
"I ain't gettin' on that boat!" 🤣🤣
☠️lol
🤣😂😂😂
5 min craps in a nutshell
Hmmmmm just heard that the early church is getting persecuted
😂😂dark
“Joseph’s brothers are selling him.”
“Can you do that?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Bro, you're following the woman at the well??"
"It's not like that"
"Check your heart, dude"
😂😂😂
+Lomani Seninawanawa
-- We ALL heard it You DON'T have to repeat it. Since when is mocking God's word so funny?
Glad you think so.
@@TheMistysFavs I disagree - Lomani is not mocking God's word. Nothing about their comment is scornful. Relax.
@@cyclinggirl3212 Thank you 🙂
@Fighter For Christ There is no mocking going on.
@Fighter For Christ They're not laughing at Christianity. They're laughing at Christian jokes. I don't know exactly where you're getting these videos, but don't believe everything on the internet.
"Didn't he build a fire in the whale?"
"That was Pinocchio."
That was almost as funny as the rest of the video.
That was my favorite part. What book in the Bible was that, lol?
@@UkeCan1 Jona.
UkeCan1, Jonah.
🤥🤥🤣🤣🤣🤣
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
"Do you have locations on for the children of Israel, they're just wandering around. It makes no sense" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he started talking about David liking Bathsheba’s spring break pics I lost it 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Skye Chanel That was funny. 😄
Same here...
If Noah instagrams one more time about this DIY project....He said I’m getting these instructions from heaven (doubt it)...I ain’t getting on that boat”!! 😂😂... L🤣L
🤣🤣🤣
Lol read that right as they said it 😂
I hollered!!!!
Hilarious!!!
Lol. His DIY project.
Being a Christian and having faith in God and reading the Bible this was awesome! It all made sense and was very funny to me. I showed my mom and she laughed.
Finally good Christian Comedians!
@@SwitchSilver I know that John is but I don't know about the other guy....? I still think they're hilarious!!!!
@@whoknowsanymore1188 His name is Trey not other guy lmao
Birds Nest Bacon THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!! I knew I was subscribed but I forgot 😂😂😂 THANK YOU!
Check out Mark Lowry!
@@SwitchSilver Trey is Christian lmao y'all must've just found there two😂😂
This was brilliant but you missed a golden opportunity.
“Dude Lot just posted on Facebook that he’s moving out of Sodom and Gomorrah. His wife seems pretty salty about it.”
Juce 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Woooow! 😆
NICE 🙌🏼🤣
😂😂
Yess!!
“David is commenting on all of Bathsheba’s posts” I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
“I ain’t getting on that boat.”
HAD ME DYING 😂☠️
Fighter For Christ their not making fun of it their just making jokes about it their intent is not to mock but just to make others laugh you’re being too uptight and this is coming from a pastor’s daughter so just chill out please if you don’t like it that’s fine but don’t be rude to those who do
Had them dying too… literally 🤣😵 🌊
"Bro you're following the woman at the well? Check your heart dude." Lol!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
That one had me weak🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha... I laughed at that one too!
That's my favorite one.
3 years later and this is still hilarious! 😂
LMAO I died at the part about Lot’s daughter being pregnant 😂😂 The story itself is so messed up, the reference is hilarious
@Fighter For Christ Shut up, and stop spamming.
@Fighter For Christ you are the worst kind of person
@Fighter For Christ stop ruining the fun 🤣🤣🤣
@Fighter For Christ 🤣🤣🤣
@Fighter For Christ If you believe that,you're probably an antivaxxer
Being raised christian and understanding all the references is the best thing.
It sure it! It's funny though.
But also recognising that all of this was happening at vastly different times and eras but laughing anyway
Exactly
I know right ✌😄
@@RamonaAnne That is not what Chloe meant. Her comment is personal to her. Not once did she say I understand but others won't so please stop being defensive and negative.
“Don’t look behind you.”Underrated.
Every time y'all laughed, it made it 10× better 😂
Definitely!! 🤣🤣🤣
69
When they said too far is when I straight died. Like yeah towing a line brothers 😂😂😂
Waymint...did he say Noah's DIY project???? LOOOOOL!
🤣💀💀💀💀
Yeah IKR had me too 😂
I am literally cracking up, these are good liners for real. Bless their hearts for keeping us entertained.
TREY WE NEED A PART 2
YES!
I 2nd that notion
Autumn Rose ...... A part 2 would be awesome
Yesssss!!
Dang thought it might be part2
You had me from the order for 2 fish dinners, & let Jesus handle the rest 🤣 Hurry up with a sequel...better yet, a series!😂
Yesss!!😄😄😄
I completely agree!!
Yaaass this needs to be a series! We're staunch catholics but my whole family till this day can't stop laughing coz they were spot on with facts and didn't disrespect the religion. Give us more! I bet the pope would even love this
Love it! I’m Jewish, the Torah ones are my favorite but they are all funny. Love it when you two collab.
Jesus in an uber😭😂😂
can this please be a casual church performance
Emily Hamer can’t. Inappropriate
@@ruguoserliegise2716 no pastures are chill everywhere I've been
We have two screens at the front in our church. They have shown us some funny stuff like this before. I remember once they had a funny one with Adam and Eve as a dysfunctional family. Cain and Abel as little kids fighting in the background. All of them wearing obviously fake fur animal skins. Reminds me of this.
@@ruguoserliegise2716 I'd hate to go to the church you go to..
our church plays funny stuff like this it's in the bible
Lol the “don’t look behind you” “what???” “You don’t get it; nvm” I can’t I was laughing so hard!! 😂
I initially thought that was a reference about sodomy. 😂
"I wonder who the dad is?"😂😂😂😂
"Too far" 😂
I screamed. And each time I laugh like it's my first time hearing it.
The best one! I laughed so hard I cried even though its gross.
Ikr I laughed so hard
That was hilarious! Too far? Hahahaha! Love it!
"didn't he build a fire in that whale?"
*"tHaT waS PiCnNoCchIo"*
Read this the same time as he said it!!
WHY do you all repeat everything they said?? Like no one heard it already???
@@TheMistysFavs Lots of reasons why people repost a line. To end up relaughing at the joke. Helps people who missed the original line. Points out a favorite. Likes/comments let the poster know other people found it funny too (quick human connections are rarely bad) Hope that helped! 😊
At that moment I lost it😂
PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is beyond amazing
Outtakes at the end? YASSSS! And that "Was Bathsheba there?" 😂😂😂
“You’re following the woman at the well, check your heart dude” 😂
Right 🤣😂🤣
🤣🥲🤣🤣
Yes I am a Christian too, and this has got to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, they know their Bible stories! Pretty good!
Great work! This was hilarious
i died for a second i laughed so hard, josephs brothers selling him on facebook marketplace omg
Shut up
Fighter For Christ no but like actually shut up
Fighter For Christ their not making fun of it their just making jokes about it their intent is not to mock but just to make others laugh you’re being too uptight and this is coming from a pastor’s daughter so just chill out please if you don’t like it that’s fine but don’t be rude to those who do
Fighter For Christ I am not a Luke warm Christian and you have no right to assume so you do however have the right to feel how you feel but you don’t get to force those feelings on others. Of anything this video is helpful because if non Christians saw it they would want to learn more about the gospel in order to get the jokes. So how about you stop coming after the speck in our eyes and focus on the log in your own.
XD
“Wait, what’s that rope for?” 😂😂
Rustic Barn...Brutal. Paul is in prison...again? This is too funny more videos like this!!
David commenting on Bethsheba's springbreak pics🤣🤣🤣
But isn't she married?
DUN DUN DUN
Yeah.
That took me all the way out
"look at this one" 😂
I love when they laugh at themselves 🤣
....now I need to read the Bible, I must understand these jokes
Read Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John first.
Or get a one-year chronological Bible and read it through. I like the one-year ones because they help you stay on top of it.
Skip genesis. Its just names and emptiness. No point.
@@ajjames6613 Except it's not. It has the creation accounts, the story of the flood of Noah and the tower of Babel, and the whole life stories of Abraham (including the account of Sodom and Gomorrah), Isaac, Jacob, and Joseph. And because it is the book with the stories of Abraham, it's therefore also the book that contains the covenants that God made with him, the covenants which are the driving force behind, literally, all the rest of biblical history, and so shouldn't be missed.
Instead of skipping Genesis, you clearly could stand to read it again, because if you think it's just a bunch of "names and emptiness," then you missed most of the book. There are a few genealogies, but they serve a literary and theological purpose, and they far from make up a majority of the text.
There is a large part that is just names and people that are not relevant. They name a whole family which is never mentioned again. Ive read the bible but most of genesis after noah and all that was names and pointlessness. I skipped it. The rest was great. Just sayin.
awww Abraham and Isaac going on a father/ son trip "WAIT WHAT'S THAT ROPE FOR"?!? KMSL 😰😂😂😂😂 I DIED💀. KEEP THIS UP HAHA👍👍👍
"Joseph's brothers are selling him!"
My 3 sisters: "can you do that?"
The one about Lot's daughter had me rolling! 😂😂😂
I dont get it😭
yeah i don’t get it either 😂
😂😂😂 Lauren Brown it took me out too 😂💀
Lot's daughter slept with him after getting him drunk. 🙊🙊🙊
@bryan diaz varela dude i really hope your joking. They legit got him drunk. Those girls were nasty.
bryan diaz varela Thank you for both your excegetical and medical insights, Dr. Diaz Varela.
I can't be the only one who read the name as John Christ 😂
Had to recheck it bc that's what I thought it was 😂
😅
I literally thought that was what it was until I saw this
nope
@@artbycallie6816 same 😅🤣
A year later and it's still funny. This skit is a classic 🤣
Wow. This is the last video I watched before I went with my family to a hospital three hours from home to be with Mom for her surgery. I told my parents about this video and we laughed and talked about other things that could have been in it, things we hoped for a part two.
They found a huge sprawl of cancer in her abdomen. They removed her remaining ovary and uterus and appendix (where the cancer started) but just had to close her up after that. It was in part of her liver and kidney and intestines and colon and wrapped around the largest vein in her body... if they tried to remove it, she’d have died on the table. She got an infection from the surgery and treatment was delayed for two months. We found out she was stage three, and her precise variety of appendiceal cancer was rare, about 100 people diagnosed a year.
We had no idea this would happen that day. She’d had tons of tests and they were all negative. It wasn’t cancer, it couldn’t be, we did what they said, the tests were negative. Because I’m chronically ill and my illness was in a flare, she told me i didn’t have to come. I usually stay at night, since I’m a night owl, and the boys have the day shift, and I didn’t want Dad to have to try to sleep in a chair next to her, though he would have. I can’t imagine what would have happened if I hadn’t gone.
She’s had treatment and her cancer markers are down to about 10, from 42. At 3 she’s in remission. She only has one more round of treatment to go and then we’ll go from there. It’s just... weird to see this pop up. I so clearly remember putting my hair up in a bun while I watched this, anxious because they were late picking me up. I remember delivering several of the punchlines in the car after we’d gotten into Nashville and were navigating our way to the hospital in traffic.
It was kind of one of the last normal moments we had. And now that it looks like there will be an after to this situation after all, it’s popped back up. Life is weird sometimes.
Amara Jordon
WOW!! Thanks for sharing. I am grateful to God to hear that your mom is in remission. I think I read that right... Anyway, I pray for her total healing and that no cancer cell will ever manifest in her body again... Laughter is good like medicine!
🙏🏽👀👂🏽👆🏽💞
Amara....how is your mom now? Thank you for sharing your story. How can we pray if we don't know there is a need, right? I have prayed about the situation and all involved. Please let us know any news. God bless. 😚
Wow. It's amazing that this video brought laughter in a scary situation. I'm so glad your mama is doing better. I'm praying for her, for your family, that Jesus will completely heal your mom and deliver her from any signs of cancer. I pray that He will give your mom, you and your family strength, hope, and that you all will continue to find refuge in Him. I'm also praying for healing for you from your chronic illness. Jesus is the Hope and the Light of the World. Nothing is impossible for him. God bless you! ♥
Praying things are better ❤️
Wowz I hope she is doing good anyway! 😁
Talk about good Christian comedians!!! I love you guys to much!!!
Aneesa Joy too*
Aneesa Joy you seem like the one to say, “i’m a good christian” yet you’re taking what they said way out of proportion and getting offended over simple grammar mistakes.
@@morganrodriiguez Awww thank you for assuming things about me when all you see is my words on a screen. I hope you have a great day!
Aneesa Joy thank you, hope you’re having a great day.
Aneesa Joy you were being pretty rude so there will always be people who’ll make assumptions. There’s a lot of horrible Christians going around shoving their faith down other people’s throats and that makes it all too easy to remember that there are good Christians too. I’m not saying you’re one of the mean ones but you did blow the situation out of proportion. I don’t know you or your life, you could of just been having a bad day and none of us have any way of knowing. I hope you have a good day.
Ya'll did the research- the whole thing was spot on😭🙌🙌
David would be That Guitar Guy at every church event.
Harp guy lol
Hi Johanna.
Historically accurate -> lyre
"Jesus just got verified? Howd he do that? He only has like 12 followers" 😂
you guys are hilarious on your own BUT man the two of you playing off each other is epic LOL
"Air bnb some rustic barn" that's freaking hilarious!!!
“Do I look like Adam to you” 😂😂😂
The “Lot’s daughter” joke is honestly the best. I remember it randomly and come back to this video, it sticks with me
I don't know what was funnier the outtakes or the actual video
*"Do i look like Adam to you?"*
“I used a fire emoji and they got offended”
LOL AHH HAHAHA😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Bro, you're following the woman at the well?!"
"It's not like that."
"Check your heart dude."🤣🤣🤣
How do you guys look so much alike? Two of my favorite comedians in one video👌👌💪
Love these guys. Met Trey Kennedy last Thursday. The nicest most down ti Earth guy you will ever meet. Love him!
I love that I’ve read the Bible and could understand all the jokes 💯
You know you were raised religious af when you know every reference. Lol
Right!!😁😁😁
Every.one! :D
Same
@@m.s6340 absolutely
Dat Catholic school will do that :D ahhhh my life
Did anyone else notice they are filming this at a playground lol 😂
hahaha a little father son trip
Wait what's that rope for? Mm...
"What could go wrong?"🙄😂😂
Finally "read your Bible and pray everyday" has given me an advantage on RUclips 🙏
yes I caught every one
Yes! Its so great to get every joke!
We need more videos of you two together! You both are so hilarious
"Jonah went deep sea fishing a few day's ago, have you heard from him" 😂😂
I started reading my Bible more in the past few months and I FINALLY understand 2:24
Congratulation on reading the bible and understanding. I am saying this in a non-mocking manner. Keep that bible close.
Can you explain it to the rest of us
@@yve5659 fun moment. so basically after Lot and his daughter left Sodom (and his wife turned into a pillar of salt) they fled to the hills (cause Lot though Zoam wasn’t safe or something. his daughters made him drunk and then they essentially raped him because they knew there was no other man around to impregnate them. maybe not so fun moment actually.
@@stellarurema9602 they passed a whole a village
@@stellarurema9602 thanks for replying. That’s in the Bible? That’s disgusting!
MORE LIKE THIS PLEASE! Wholesome comedy content is rare these days :'(
(Please make more Bible related vids! It's too funny ahahahah)
Omg you have to do a part 2 to this! Maybe do the last supper! I know you would kill that! 😂😂
I feel as though John's video of Bible characters taking Uber's was the unofficial sequel 😁
Yesss! Perfect!!
“Dude, have you heard from Paul in a while?” “Maybe he’s in prison again?” “Again!?” 1:27
Omg! The outtakes! 😂😂😂. I just found you guys today! Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! Thanks! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
At school let's not get caught here. Airpods and long hair really help this situation. Lol 😂🤣
Amiah Nash OML IKRRR
Soooo funny. Got all the references. All those years paid off. 🔥🤰⛴️💰
+Emily Hamer
- All those years reading God's word to understand "jokes"...........NOT out of love for Christ or anything like that.. unbelievable..
@TechColly lmao yeeesss. Holy jesus holy time. -|-
The bit about Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego getting offended at a fire emoji had me rollin'
😂😂😂😂
“I’m not getting on that boat”
“Was Bathsheba there?” Lmao 😂
I love everything you post, but I have to say..This one....fabulous, hilarious, inspired, and put a big smile on my face!!! Thanks!
"Dude, I got this at Urban Outfitters."
😄😄😒
Jesus is coming just order two fish and five loaves of bread 😂😂😭
Trey and John are the best combo I’ve ever seen!!!
Have you seen the weather forecast for today? 50% chance of quail!😂😂😂
Not the woman at the well.. Check ur heart 😁 ER'MAH'GARD I wish church was like this as a kid 👼, love you guys 💕
+Ms Tonya -- Church is not supposed to "be like this".. Your Bible tells you that. On wait...........
I absolutely love this one, please do another!!! You have lots of material in THE BOOK!!
“I used the fire emoji and they got all offended 🙄”
Lol this killed me
Didn’t get! Care to explain please?
@@MrKapolu a year late... but here you go.. They were thrown into fire, but were unharmed because of their faith in God.
@@MrKapolu yeah what he said dude they were thrown in a fire because they didn’t bow down to their king who was imaged as a “god” by the rest of the people and it was a law but they refused so they threw them in the fire but they weren’t harmed because of their faith in God so yeah that’s why they got offended