Aug 15, 2024 Would you believe me if I told you JD Vance got much, much weirder
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06:25 Start, chat convo
16:08 Taco Tim (S1P1)
43:52 JD Vance (S2P1)
1:02:15 Imane Khelif (S3P1)
1:17:05 Bliter particles, Chat convo
1:25:28 Trump, Press conference (S4P1)
2:12:50 Kamala going after food companies
2:16:26 P2025 (S5P1)
2:37:07 Donos
I could have a beer with Jeremiah Barnes
God bless you
Ty king
Dog bless you, Jeremiah.
thank you jeremiah
Turns out trump was just being tsundere towards joe the whole time
All part of his AO3 fic that he's working on publishing to a major publisher (it worked for 50 Shades, it can work for him).
I like that the "i could havw a beer with them" is the winning argument
Always has been
Walz wins this metric by a landslide lol
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" - George Carlin
Walz is the "I could have a beer with them" pick.
Vance is the "They might put something in my beer" pick
I knew Vaush hated us europoors but a 4 am CET stream is certainly one of stream times of all time
Maybe it will still be going when I wake up at 8am, I thought. We didn't even get that.
It’s genuinely criminal
Atlantic feels your pain.
JD Vance is so awkward and weird and horrible that honestly he might have even dragged Trump down into the void if they were still running against Biden
Between Biden dropping out, Kamala Harris picking Tim Walz as her VP, and Trump picking Vance, things are honestly looking pretty good for us.
I'm a cis female but I have a deep love for sturdy men's tees ever since pregnancy. I wore so many of my husband's 90s tees, and they've become my favorite "autism day" shirts when I'm overstimulated and can't think. But I'm starting to wear out my husband's shirts.
SO. ON VAUSH'S RECOMMENDATION. I bought the Buck Mason 90s toughknit tee, and it's my ideal autism day shirt. It's everything I've dreamed of hunting in thrift stores for vintage. Anyway, thanks Vaush Fashion Arc for throwing me a lifeline.
yes! i just love the texture of men's tees. i am on the spectrum too, and i feel like they make me feel more secure and held together
Steak?? Don't give me that processed bullcrap!! I eat the grass right from the ground with a little morningdew as seasoning
Grass? I don't eat that factory slop. I lie down on the ground and just take in the sun light
@@DapSchaf SUNLIGHT?? you don't even do cold fusion??
@@MarcieParcie cold fusion? I guess you aren't making hydrogen explosions to start the universe anew
@@Tp_hedgelinghog no I don't, sorry, I simply am a singularity before time emerged
@@MarcieParcie fun fact: 69% of Vaush viewers are pretemporal singularities
6:25 Start
4:20
Black Whitler had me rolling 😂😂
Put whatever you want on your steak, but salt and pepper is enough to make a really good one. A well-marbled cut will have tons of flavor if it's not overcooked.
1:42:25 "You dont look at 10 devil's and be like " I trust that."" Wise words.
I'm revoking Vaush's California cred over his avocado hate ;)
he literally called avocados a bad and insulted them as bitches, smh
Typical Trump. The projection is strong with a low energy delivery.
Hitting his emo phase
"mortgage rates have tridupled. it's whatever"
**blows hair away from his eye**
Vaush's hair is perfect today! Just a little bit of volume on top and it looks fantastic. Any more than that at it would soon look goofy. It's so annoying btw that your hair looks the best 2 weeks after you get a cut, but it only lasts 2 weeks. Oh, also Vaush's hair to beard ratio is just on point
Gluck Gluck Gluck Gluck
Of course I'm a Conservative mom. You don't think a single mom of 3 stays Conservative for 'fun', do you?! __ something something brown people.
my favorite part was when Vowsh said "it's Vowshin' time!" and then Vowshed all over the place
Disgusting.
Many such cases!
Perkins restaurants have the best muffins. Raspberry sour cream... Good stuff, man!
I’ll never get over how young kamala looks can’t believe she’s almost 60
Based. Steak is overrated.
Vaush describes pretty coloured cars, and chat is unironically like "But red ones go fasta".
You do know the red coloring has a smoother texture, thus making them significantly faster? It's all in the grain
@@uninstaller2860 That's interesting! Wondering whether that was borne out in wind-channel tests though or where else this info comes from.
@@Account81658 I've watched enough GTA speedruns to know that it's to your advantage to use a red motorcycle over any other color, even yellow!
@@uninstaller2860 Consider me convinced lmao
@uninstaller2860 , and if you're a man and uinder 25, your insurance is through the roof!
Hanes shirts are ring spun
After his rambling, he started serving bowls of cereal with the milk that was sitting outside for 2hrs. CLASSIC! 😂🤡👌
Wait no fucking way
@@eyangamedud3293it's spiritually true
2:00:12
i'm afraid trump is getting too much media coverage. i hope it's not going to be a repeat of 2016. i do believe kamala needs to go out there and be more visible. take easy softball favourable questions just to get her face and voice out there. i think trump is right in that she doesn't have much recognition yet. gettin out there and doing press meets etc. would really help
58:19
Heck no. The photos of JD Vance are hypocritical with his current ideology, but they are proof that he uses to be a likable regular human being. I still believe Ted Cruz was hatched from an egg. He has no hint of humanity in him.
it doesn't prove anything but that he went to high school once
Ehhhh as someone who went to high-school in the south...
*Naaaaah, **_bro was probably absolutely insufferable in HS._*
Trust me man, you don't accidentally end up as fucked up as him.
*Bro IS the fruit of the poisoned tree.*
The fact Vance incidentally participated in something fun doesn't mean he contributed to it or got anything out of it.
There are multiple photos of him doing things that would be normal if he wasn’t a conservative. He’s a weirdo now, but crude humor urinal and matching Halloween costumes show that he was capable of normal behavior. Y’all just hating. Ted Cruz could never because he would have ate his preys face off with his tentacle suction cup alien tongue.
You guys need to have some perspective and watch Ted Cruz interviews.
I'm a mexican cook and I've had mayo and tuna tacos, sometimes you're lazy
72% of US citizens live within the 100 mile border zone 2:32:30
God Vaush is right about reference humor. I real a lot of Litrpg these days, and you get so many of these lame ass authors desperately trying to show how "cool" they are by making as many game anime references as they can instead of just telling a good story.
Where did the name border czar even come from?
Who knows? But one thing for certain is that Kamala was never a border Czar even if such a thing existed.
Republicans made it tf up
I thought it was border Tsar, like the russian ruler
Edit: It's czar but I was gaslight by it being "zar" in german
Orange, lemon and purple are the best of the pez flavors.
I'm a VImp, so I think vaush SHOULD get a sound board AND I think he should be annoying with it. And I'm tired of pretending not to think so
Love how this stream about JD Vance started with steak
Compare the nice little chat between Harris and Walz with Trump's rambling press conference in his tacky, guilded resort and Vance's backpedaling weirdness in defending his creepy beliefs. It's night and day!
Like Trump needs practice at losing....
Trump with PTSD? Hell Yeah! Get your own Vietnam.
when you dodge the draft and still get ptsd from being shot
So Trump going to go all commie calling? The 1950's called and wants it's propaganda back. 🤣😂😅
He’s trying to hype up his voter base which consists of people who were old enough to remember the 50s 💀
Cookies are on my food pyramid
"Weird" is just a sugar coated way to say "nut cases".
No, because that's an insult, and weird is just an observation. It works for a reason.
@@Nebukanezzer I agree. That's why it's been sugar coated.
'nut cases' is an euphemism, while 'weird' is an accurate and sober observation, that's why it hits you and jolts into a different state of perception
Yeah but lets be honest thai food is top tier all around and this is coming from someone obsessed with japanese culture
Hot take: dressing as an emo is drag
Regardless your gender unless you yourself are an emo 😮😮😮
It’s definitely a hot take. I’m sure someone who is more in tune with these groups can give a better answer but I think they’re different enough to be two separate things. You can do both tho, I think that’d be cool af
OK, so I’m from HI went to the HS school that is rivals with the Private high school Obama graduated from, he went to a very prestigious private school with five figure tuition. It just bugs me when people act like he came from humble beginnings when he was already privileged as a highschooler.
vaush? vance? walz?
who do you mean
Edit: obamna 😮
If Trump did shop I would suggest he try Walmart and stop blaming Kamala for the mess HE left us in.
2:37:27 THE FASHION BEGINS
Thanks for the warning
JEREMIAH???
Mfs when there are no timestamps one nanosecond after the upload.
I bet you're mean to your server at applebees...
That's insanely small for an extra large. Must be Asian sizing
2:27:30 : Or....and hear me out here....maybe that cop should not have just kneeled on that guy's neck for eight minutes, reasonably assured that the institutions he operated in would protect him.
Well you just reminded me why I don't eat muffins...
Vaush Pit on da stream, Joe.
Buckwheat with chicken grease is better than any steak.
Vaush be like "Completely normal and actually based take on food"
And chat's like "Lol omg this guy. Cringe music and food takes"
Make it make sense!
Chat eats nothing but frozen foods
The man said that the best italian food is in america and then proceeded to mention fettuccine alfredo.
This is a psychotic take.
@@andreabragagnolo8565 He's so fucking based Holy shit. You people can't even.
Cool stream
Never talk about food again please🙏
Also my jeep is literally bright orange
fart
Poop
farted
That's cool 👍
Don't go any farter with that joke, It won't end up with just a bad smell!
Stinky
Don't eat potatoes with your steaks. The enzymes that break down potatoes and red meat cancel each other out
Source? (GTA?)
@@Account81658 No this is original "my dad told me"-information
@@uninstaller2860 Also a classic!
@@Account81658 Yep, even older classic than I "I remember reading it from a book"
@@uninstaller2860 "Many people are saying this"
Tell me you never paid attention to Biden without telling me you never paid attention to him. Yes, Biden did draw attention to it, just Kamala went harder on it
Maybe he fell asleep because Biden is so boring
@@alex_blue5802 guess you've never actually watched a Biden speech. Not at all my fault Vaush does what he wants and then uses his ADHD as an excuse. I've been more focused then Vaush off my meds than Vaush has been on his meds so I don't wanna hear it
I cringed through the food takes.
I really like vaush, but I get a metaphorical aneurysm any time he talks about italian food.