Trump's Cringeworthy Day With Emmanuel Macron
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- Опубликовано: 24 апр 2018
- Donald Trump welcomed the French President and First Lady to the White House. Or at least he tried to.
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That scene with Trump and Melania is so awkward it physically hurts to watch.
And that's saying something, because Trump alone is painful to look at already.
Duck I know right I mean I was so guilty I was laughing. Poor Melania dude
She's complicit, I have zero sympathies...she needs to have any credibility
Right!? I was trying to control myself from shying away from my laptop while watching that.
It felt like I was intruding on someone else's life, seeing things I was never meant to see.
You are spot on. It was like a child trying to take its mommys hand when she is busy.
After the divorce: tweet.
"Disgusting and slimy Melania, divorce happened because she had scabies and crabs. SAD"
Macron has the diplomatic patience of a saint.
Shalz obviously macron is in line with dumps policies, I wonder how french citizens feel about their president smoozing with this perverted fuck?
Reginald Massey Something's going on with the three-headed serpent of US, France and Britain.
Reginald Massey I'm French and I feel kinda safe knowing he does that Ahaha US is a powerful country and can impose almost everything so it's better to have a good relationship between governments. Actually kinda impressed but not surprised Macron is that subtle with him. He's smart and knows what's good for him and well for France. He want him to think again about Paris climate meeting and other stuff.
At not moment that means he personally likes him and agrees with him but he's a politician so he behave like that and he's right according to me
Macron is a piece of shit.
His motives was for US to join and funds a climate regulation project. As soon as Trump refused it, Macron let everyone knows it was a facade in front of congress.
Even if it was obvious, it's still a great move to make.
*a l l e g e d l y*
Allegedly the hat is for sun protection.
BUT IT IS NOT! AYY LMAO
I like when he says that
Lol
Ah, the mantra of the Trump administration era.
I find very disturbing that the first L and the second one don't seem to match in width and darkness with the other letters of the word for some reason.
Melania has never looked happier than when she was at Barbara Bush's funeral without him.
Yeah, she was actually smiling :o
It's kinda fucked up when you think about it. What monster has the best time of its life at a funeral ?
I really want to be able to read Macron's mind and listen to the conversations between him and his wife on the plane.
Royo2013 You just KNOW they are laughing their asses off at our pResident! Macron played him like a fiddle! And bear in mind all, this photo shoot was AFTER tRump 'declared' Kim Jong Un as an 'Honorable' person! I'm with Stephen on the need for Cocaine to get thru any amount of time spent with this...________.
Peace all!
Oh yes, to be a fly on that plane.
Something like that....
Macron: Quelles longues journées
His wife: Je sais, pourquoi I'as-tu rendu si nerviux?
Macron: Ce regard....J'étais nerveux!
His wife: Tes lèvres...
Macron: % & # $% @ & Trump !!! "· $% & # @
@@michaelocampo9801 7amed a zebi
Omg AMERICA this is so embarrassing
Moti Tufa Yeah, we're laughing too. Though CNN and MSNBC's coverage of his continuing decline is the greatest thing on tv right now.
I terrible thing, 2 state leaders coming along! Should never had happened!
Moti Tufa that's why I say I'm Canadian whenever I travel!
I'm not even american and I feel embarrassed.
Just, why? Why does he have to act like that? Is he nervous? Whoever trains the president on how to act when a visiting head of state is around deserves to get canned.
The Trusty Why? Because he is who he is, not a ordinary boring politican. Not a 'stiff' like you (?) Don't worry about it, after Trump there will be years again with the ordinary politicans, NO action, just talk.
Macron treats Trump like a toddler. So cute
Well, Trump IS a toddler ...
Well Macron is the kind of guy Trump would like to be. You know, charismatic, Business men, popular and not just infamous. ;-)
Macron's wife was a high school teacher. Makes a lot sense, right?
Not a, but his high school teacher. Macron married his school crush and he had a crush on his teacher. :D
Apparently its the only way to get through to him
Macron should have turned to Trump and said, "Oh, your hair has blown forward over your bald scalp. Let me help you with that." Flick flick.
Mark Schwarz Lol
Hahaha! I bet Melania was like :"No, Donald! I told you kissing and holding hands cost extra!"
Did anyone else read this in Melania's accent
PAY? TRUMP DOES NOT PAY! SHE WOULD THE FIRST PEOPLE HE ACTUALLY PAID HIMSELF!
Haha! A couple been together for 20 years and they not behave like newly fallen in love at every moment?! Insane!
She is a shy lady from a small eastern europe town, not behave the standard american way of being very open in public, kissing and holding hands. It's just not normal in all countries)
Rimrock300: You're actually a Russian though
I love how Macron beats Trump at his own game by yanking Trump towards him. Twice.
Oh i think they were taking turns yanking each other but not just hands
Learned that from his buddy in Ottawa.
I don't think Trump initiated the smooch either!
John Redberg was that before or after he brushed off the dandruff?
Watch it again. I saw it more as Macron holding Trump's hand with a stiff, although bent, elbow, in order to not let Trump move in closer. Copy Macron's move yourself, making sure you keep your arm and elbow stiff, and you can see what I mean. Macron was making it a point to fend Trump off.
(And, btw, how would you like to be accused of having dandruff on national/international tv? Especially since gawd knows what's going on under that thing on Trump's head that he calls hair).
Macron is trolling Trump.
Principal Vernon allegedly
1:36 That hat's more effective than the Maginot Line. There's no way that Trump can just go round it.
Can we get Macron to do a TED talk on Trump-wrangling?
That handshake was cringe
I ❤ Jon Batiste! Love the Michael Jackson move at the end of their special handshake. 😛
My skin is crawling from all the cringe.. 10/10 would watch again
So, for those who don't know, a handshake like that is considered insanely rude in France.
Everywhere.
It is here too isn't it? We all know what that was really, well on Trumps part. Marcron is a white Obama.
Of course! It's a Trump's handshake it's rude and criminal everywhere
andrew kruck Wow when its less than 10% Muslim too 🤦♂️
Atom Ogre Boatswain Really? I didn't know that. I'm going to research it..
Defensive perimeter🤣🤣
Yeez, that hand-grabbing failure was extremely painful to watch
I on the other hand, enjoyed every painstaking sight of it. Go Melania.
Terese Woltz lol
There is something seriously fucked with their marrage, there has to be. Time after time, this happens like she is very uncomfortable around him.
Kara G - um...yuh think?
Kara G no shit Sherlock!!
mail order brides usually tend to act that way :D
Judi O'Regan wow aren't you brilliant.
Trixie CP well excuse me for talking. Fucking rude ass fuck.
I mean, I'm quite cringy when interacting with people...but Trump is on a whole different level
The Racing Monkey
This is the comment i was looking for... hes so cringe and weird lmao
All that aside, he's still the greatest president we've had in decades.
The Racing Monkey I can't even stand to look at him nor listen
Vineeth Reddy Only idiots like you laugh at the phenomenal success our president has had. You're brainlocked on election day 2016. Get over it!
Throwaway It's funny for a 'normal' person, not if you consider that he is the President of the US :/
My fav, can't get enough Colbert! 😄
Or spell can't correctly, thanks tho edit😉
Ugh, he literally called out the french President for dandruff on national TV. Why should this even surprise me? What a dbag.
Mr president, Macron is still standing next to you smiling after hanging out with you for two days, that is not dandruff, that is cocaine #dead.
Does anyone understand what Jon said right after Colbert said that joke?
#frontstreet
m00pt The, "That's my man, uh-hm" part? It's my understanding that he really enjoys performing re-enactments. I'll just let that sit right there.
Priestess Auset Ra Amen
You’re not Egyptian... you do know that, right?
JeevesReturns how do you know? Also, they may be Pagan :/
Omg! I have not cringed so much in a very very long time.
Yes, my cringe threshold was over the top. He keep tweeking her hand with his fat fingers. Yuck
yes these late night shows are all fucking terrible
Terese Woltz i can't breathe lmao why is he like that
He brought him a tree because he backed out of the Paris climate accord.
Mozokuni A cunning man, this Macron.
Trump didn't even pick that up
Found out that the tree was to commerate the Battle of Belleau Wood with the US Marines fighting Nazis. Hooray!! Semper Fi!!
Mozokuni. An axe or chainsaw would've been better.
@@brodyhill1449 Belleau Wood was WW1...
I don't understand why the word "cringeworthy" is in the title of this video. I just assumed that everyone knew that literally every day in Trump's life is utter cringe. It's completely redundant to have the words "Trump" and "cringeworthy" in the same sentence.
He's a disgusting embarrassment to the human race.
God Bless your President, Donald J Trump
Templar Rising Right, no one else would do it.
Mr Shambleface That comment should be pinned!
'trump' is a synonym for 'cringe'.
Macron played Trump like a fiddle.
She watches 60 minutes! She knows where that hand has been!!
OOOHHHHHHH SNAAAP!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 wtf .. lol ( 12:10 )
Swear Trump is the most socially awkward person ever couldnt stop cringing
Trump acts like his dad never hugged him. What a sad little man.
That's because his dad never hugged him.
If I spawned Trump I'd beat him with a stick and lock him in the attic.
Seán O'Nilbud - much like he does with Eric now! Oh, how history repeats itself: "FATHER!! NOOOO!!" 😁
After watching Trump and Macron together, Putin and Ivanka are like: "How could you, Donnie?? I thought what we had was special!"
Kim Jong Fun I shipped Trump and Putin too. The Writer probably did that on purpouse to piss us off I guess. Especially because Macron already had Trudeau.
Make this the top comment already!
Hmph. A life? rafael cruz, some of us know how to have Fun.
Rafael Cruz - If it's not fun the GTFO no one is making you comment.
Full disclosure: I like your liked videos. Just try to be more positive. Inclusion is more fun than exclusion.
rafael cruz how do you know he's always here? Unless... Don't you have a life? :P
all I can say after watching the clip of Trump trying to hold Melania is just "Ouch" but sure why not
That’s not dandruff, that’s powdered Xanax.
You need something stronger than that.
Very good. Matter of fact, I think it's even superior to Colbert's "cocaine".
Trying to demean Macron, how catty he is. Macron just laughed at him knowing what he was pulling. Meow Trump
I think the Beatles song he's looking for is, "Run for Your Life."
Back in the USSR? Nowhere man? HELP?
Melania seems currently to get along better with Barack Obama, judging from the pictures taken at Barbara Bush's funeral. For that matter, Barack's closeness to Michelle, Dubya's closeness to Laura, and even Bill's closeness to Hillary, probably make her long to be involved in any first family than the one she's in now. For that matter she'd probably rather it was her in the casket rather than being beside Donald.
I found it disconcerting that Melania was so happy to be at a funeral. (Any bets on who she was picturing should be in the coffin?)I was quite worried about what was wrong with her face then realised I've never seen her smile before. Sad.
Good god that was awkward!
Shortly after his visit, Emmanuel Macron went out and bought a $130,000 sports car.
Livid Imp The things he does for diplomacy
😂😂😂😂😂
that video clip of trump trying to hold hands with Melania was like watching an octopus trying to mate. LOL it cracks me up watching it over and over 2:10
Lmaoo since I saw the Trump-Macron awkward meeting I've been waiting for Stephen to talk bout it. Was not disappointed
« Which one is he married to again ? »
Ah ! He wishes.
Jaystacks916 - yup. Putin is the real POTUS, while Trump is First Lady. 😊
Since Trump can't touch Melania's hand a lot, he's just trying to touch Macron's hand as much as possible. LOL!
Macron has figured Trump out. Kiss up to him. Trump is so easily played.
Andrea Kelley My what big hands you have Mr. President, more KFC? You are a superior intellect and have such fine, upstanding and manly sons. More Big Macs patron?
Can we please stop trying to call Trump gay just because he's being really affectionate towards another man?
We do not want him. lol
Capri Mikey funny!
From an youtube comment:
"When the aging gorilla is confronted with the much more virile alpha-male, he shows submissiveness by grooming the alpha-male, but the gesture is actually a vain attempt by the old gorilla to humiliate his much younger rival." -- Jane Goodall
Anders Mostue 👍
Anders Mostue This made my day. It should be top comment
Is that a true quote from Goodall? Wow.
Well done for digging-out the most appropriate observation in the World! It literally could have been written about Trump's pathetic, petty, puke-inducing behaviour.
Clothilde it’s not mine original.
Look at Melania's face at 2:11 when she sees Trump get next to her...
I know right?
Melania! Blink twice if you're being held against your will!
That expression says more than thousand words..
NorLawNorDuty yeah that was cringeworthy. What a perfect couple 😂😂
Lmfao
Looks like she freaked the fuck out lol
Poor little Donny, nobody wants to hold his hands.
osiris Blanche exactly. I'd rather French kiss Ronald McDonald 😎
They're too small to grab
osiris Blanche Except power & greed.
1:02
First time I ever saw Trump do physical work.
Melania has even more competition now...
better luck next time vegetables 😂😂😂
Hahahaha!!
Save by the hat hahahahahahaha
I have a feeling that hat will make many more appearances and that the brim will get wider each time.
A defensive perimeter haha
Melania: Build that HAT! Build THAT HAT!
Gisa W Slonim - inevitably to be replaced by a Handmaiden's bonnet.
Gisa W Slonim Next time it will be a sombero or non la, lol.
“She’s as cold as ice”.
But there’s nothing like seeing two people chicken dance. 👌
Reporter: Look at President Trump and Melania, holding hands. They look so happy. I think President Trump is tearing up a bit.
(close up audio of Trump's bones being ground in to powder)
Idk which is better, the swatting incident or this XD
"That's not dandruff, that's cocaine!" I died right there...
Meanwhile in the ministry of Silly Handshakes...
"Operation "Dead Fish" is a success, we're finally ready to go to the next phase of our plan to make people be super awkward with each other."
Maybe when Melania attended Mrs. Bush's funeral she had the opportunity to see how the other First Ladies are treated and realized she deserves better!
THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING!!!!! I know the world thinks we are a joke!!!! Uuuggghh
I believe the term is Ugly American.
We, the rest of the world know that is the president that represents half the country. And yes, I don’t know anyone that don’t laugh about the American situation. Never you have a worst reputation.
Yeah, unfortunately the American public voted in a President whose election campaign was basically 'hi, I'm a racist, sexist, homophobic, sexual predator who has no idea about world politics' and America thought that was a good thing? Yeah - the world judges America in a bad light, and rightly so.
Lol how cool is macron for trolling the president by bringing him a tree to plant as he went out of the Paris climate deal.
He doesn't want anyone there who might ruin his perfect night surrounded by his sycophants and the two greatest loves of his life.... Ivanka and Macron. Everything has to be perfect.
Isn't that great for the nation, that the President tries to get things perfect? Jobs for all, better saftey for the people, better trade
Rimrock300 except Trump isn't doing any of it.
rimerock .. the so called self professed germaphobe is touching some guy's dandruff.. he is such a liar
Yeah, such a big liar. Just received a $2000 bonus from my employer. 'Trump tax bonus' they called it. What a big LIE !!!! It's all LIES, nothing is REAL. I took the fake Trump money and flushed them down the toilet!!!
TheCstar07 u forgot Putin.
1:05 The metal section of those shovels were painted gold and they still looked more natural than either Trump’s hair or skin complexion.
that's not dandruff that's cocaine :)
Arnoud van Houwelingen gold
“That’s not dandruff. That’s cocaine!” Bahahhaaaa! Stephen needs to cut it out!
Every day Colbert (and Jon) get better and better. Their "handshake" had me laughing out loud....
Donald sure loves hand action.
sorinmask, Macron is the one who loves affection. He always grabbed Donald first.
Lol
Frieda, Whatever handshakes they were, I thought it was absolutely delightful to watch. It was so wonderful to see that. It brought great joy to see that.
Laura Zugaro - you really only see what you want to see, don't you. Typical Trumplodyte delusion. Incredible.
Judi O'Regan, I don't take meds, but it sounds like you do. I take it you hate Trump. Melania is the real problem. You haven't noticed it yet?
“When the aging gorilla is confronted with the much more virile, new alpha-male, he shows submissiveness by grooming the alpha-male, but the gesture is actually a vain attempt by the old gorilla to humiliate his much younger rival.”
- Jane Goodall
3:40 I almost died laughing!
Could trump get creepier with the effing handshakes.. o my he!! !!
What kind of democracy do we have when both parties aren’t allowed at a state dinner? Unbelievable!
Right!
We don't have a democracy right now.
The bromance is strong between Trump and Macron , meanwhile Melania .......
Ry Sun Macron hates him. Like all European leaders.
Patsy Sadowski How could you possibly know that?
Hate is a big word, but don't trust him? That's for sure. People who think Macron likes Trump and is friendly with him fail to realize that before going into politics, he was an investment banker, so he knows how to play the game.
Patsy Sadowski - I think they laugh at Trump more than hate him. They don't respect him, that's for sure. But then, could anybody respect such a socially, diplomatically inept buffoon?!?
That Macron thing from Trump, the dandruff, that was ssssooooooo a insecurity power play move. Trump basically saying you are flawed and you are a treat to my ego and manhood.
Stephen Colbert's the best!!!
The play with the Beatles song titles was great.
JanDeluxe78 He should've also mentioned "Help!" and "Ticket To Ride" (and possibly, "We Can Work It Out") xD
And obviously "Back in the USSR" ;)
2:48 I was actually thinking "Run for Your Life"
Adrian Duran Iron Maiden run to the hills
Adrian Duran I thought “Help”
How about the more recent "Run"?
Let it be.
New head and shoulders commercial.
‘Something In The Way She Moves (Away)’.
I'm completely depressed today; the rainy weather; scary family emergencies. And THIS CLIP MADE ME LAUGH. Thanks to all at the LSSC
I'm starting to like Melania more and more each day... LOL
The last time I cringed so hard I was also watching a video of Trump. Probably a coincidence...
Oh boy, that was exhausting. My cringe gland has gone into cramps.
This isn't a joke anymore lol. Melania is being held hostage
West African Gooner
She is not a hostage. Unfortunately her plan of marrying filthy rich and then enjoying a calm life of luxury with seeing as little as possible of her husband didn’t work out.
No need to feel pity.
Celisar1 that doesn't really invalidate the idea that she's being held hostage lol
"This isn't a joke anymore lol." "lol"
Donald Trump tries to show superiority over other men with his handshake. If you notice when he shakes the hands of other leaders or members of Congress, he pulls them in aggressively. Emmanuel did this to Trump. It was his way of saying, “You don’t intimidate me, little man with little hands!”
Also, classic Narcissist! Sweeping off “dandruff” on live broadcast. Anywho!!!
It was just weird to watch. Mostly awkward, but also weird.
Macron is as pretty big a narcissist as Trump. He's just more... subtle. Generally. Not even sure.
By subtle do you mean something called common sense? There are a lot of narcissistic people out there but Trump is on the pathological spectrum.
Macron called-out Trump over his 'handshakes' after their first meeting. He said he knew Trump was trying to intimidate him so he gripped just as hard and refused to let go first (Trump had to). Looks like he's upped his game. Keep it up, Emmanuel!
Trump is a pussy. He's the fucking weakest little shit ever to sit in that chair. And that's saying something. Honestly! Dandruff! How embarrassing, America. :)
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Get out.
Good one
I see what you did there.
Nice!
Slow Poke - baddum tissch!!
Fraternite, Egalite, Liberte!
I nearly peed my pants when they photoshop the dog cone around Trumps head, hahaha 😂!!! Melanie needs to invest in more large hats 👒to keep trumpie' at bay lol 😂
Now I am really starting to feel sorry for Melania again...And it's so fucking righteously delightful!
FLYNN
Why would you feel ANY pity for a gold digger who clearly doesn’t care about anybody else than herself and probably her parents, siblings and son?
She knew about trumps past and married him anyway!!
I feel sorry for her too, seriously.... and feel so bad about laughing....
FLYNN melanoma was happy macron and his wife came to u.s. so they could have another pee pee encounter like they did in france.
Melanoma Trump has also shown female solidarity by throwing Trump's sexual abuse victims under the bus, the good handmaiden that she is.
Wtf! Trump’s fingers were harassing Melania’s hand!!
I cannot unsee that. Yuke
Emily Post’s Etiquette, 18th edition, is the definitive guide to American manners. Please buy the Orange Turd a copy.
Almost spit my coffee watching this.
Monologue Order:
1. Trump's Cringeworthy Day With Emmanuel Macron
2. Stephen To Ronny Jackson: It Is Never Okay To Drink On The Job
boonlincoln Monologue Order :
1. Fuck Colbert 😠
2 . Fuck Colbert 😠
3 . Fuck Colbert 😃
You missed the one they went out walking hands togheter, that was the most homoerotic Trumpo ever.
In camera.
No show for Colbert without Trump
That's not dandruff, that's cocaine!
I'm french and I approuve this video XD
pas moi ! J’approuve pas du tout que mon président fasse le beau et lève la patte ...
the level of awkwardnes is to high for me to watch, can somebody make him more an Adult Human beeing pls?
“...that’s not dandruff, that’s cocaine.” 🤣😂🤣😂
On the money Stephen, you are on the money. 👏
trump struggling with the concept of a handshake is so cringe inducing i was literally squirming.
Why doesn't Melania just divorce him? She clearly does not like him.
k a y l e e she cant get everything with divorce, he is old so a few years later she'll have the full package.
bought and paid for,....
you think that's it? she's just waiting until he dies? i wonder what that pre-nup is like lol i bet it's a bitch.
M O N E Y
she problably signed a NDA non divorceable agreement
poor melania. Hang in there girl, you can outlive him
Just keep looking at his checkbook
That's not dandruff! That's cocaine! Nearly fell off my chair laughing.
That handshake though. Cringe levels through the roof