Never Ending STORY...
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I love this guys expressions. I was in tears when we were editing. I honestly don’t know how I keep a straight face, it’s like I’m not even there. 😂
He looks like he's rethinking every life choice he ever made that lead him up to this very moment happening 😂
Give me a heart ❤️
I zoomed in on his facial expressions the whole time 😂
When are you planning to do an Always Teste?
Hes like "damn i shouldve took the other street like i wanted to" @@anothergamingchannel2656
Funniest reaction yet. Pretty sure he was tripping balls lol
This guy is in excruciating pain listening to you, haven't seen one better 😂
He almost transcendent into his meditative state without him even knowing.
Yeah, it was sickening to useless people that have no emotion
You can see it when he first looks down at the dash--he knows he's in for a long story and to just go with it instead of being rude. Been there so many times.
it was a steady start and then i completely lost it at "the kitten actually broke its back bc it fell out of a tree. so he had to nurse this thing back to health
for 2 years dude"
lmao i swar i never laughed so hard ever omg
the imagination of some randome guy nursing a lil kitten with special needs year after year like some heroic comig of age novel..
i imagined it like a dream-sequence in anchorman2 ..or like the movie trailers in tropic thunder
lol
@@thomashauer6804😂
Ed: Can I finish?
Guy : Sure...😐
😐😐
2:25 if anyone wants the time 😂
This cracked me tf up 😅
This bit killed 😂
"To make a long story short....err actually, to backtrack..."
Nobody has talked to that guy that much ever.
Haha so True !!!😂😂😂
And so sad with all the untruths
Right, probably said to himself this is why I don't go out lol rationalizes to himself this is why he has no friends lol
@@Paul-fq4mm
Assumptions
@@miket4535 Was just a joke calm down
Ed had that guy considering self deletion just to get out of that conversation haha
I use to do that job, they have to drive to about 50+ places a day, they are always in a rush! Lots of guys just pull up, scan the tag and leave. 😂
Bro hates side quests 😂
@@NachoLibreboy1
Leave the guy alone and stick to things that don't inflict emotional harm on people. I found this segment rather appalling.
@@miket4535 This has to be Ed on a different account trolling. Appalling? Inflicting emotional harm? Are you for real haha
his face is priceless, poor guy felt helpless
Lol
Lol😂
😂
Mans was reliving Ed’s life in real time.
Yeah, unfortunately, Ed made him feel hopeless. Sick new Ed
His facial expressions are hilarious😂🤣 Ed’s the GOAT
excruciating pain. lol
lmao its so funny that there are people out there like this for real. @@radfoo72
Probably one of my hardest laughs yet. Absolute medicine. 🙏
💊
True 😂
I was crying inside
@@edbassmaster give me a heart ❤️
The best medicine imaginable. Made my day and then some.
Ed getting his card guard with this one
Flip it
@@danpineda4447 I got it pal give me a break
It's cart guard, no?
nah! its Security Guard guard
I think you mean card card, speaking of cards when I went on a cruise last month they had a magic show and instead of playing cards they sawed a woman in half and she lived no scars. True story.
I actually know a lady like this. When she calls our office at work we all fight over who has to answer and talk to her. She'll just go off on tangents forever.
That’s edna bassmaster
@@anklejive5380😂🤣😂✌️
Going off on a tangent is the first sine of madness.
@@jedigreg4636 Haha I see what you did there...
I have customers call me all the time just to chit chat like this 😂. I be getting hella shit done in the meantime.
Freaking hilarious. Dude makes comedy happen naturally and its better than any scripted, written comedy sketch you see on SNL today. And he has no team of writers or genius producers helping. He's just out there in the world being hilarious and funny.
Yank you so much
That's what I appreciate the most about him!!
I took a speech class in college , had to do a ten minute speech. You would have Aced that class man ! Outstanding.
Trump can do this for an hour easily. You just have to relax more when speaking.
@@MarcusAurelius7777 who cares.
@@MarcusAurelius7777damn get his nuts out your mouth
I can physically see that guys anxiety skyrocketing lmfao!
"His brother in law was sleeping with his wife" 😂 his own sister??
😂😂
Apparently he found out some bad news that he, his ex-wife was fkn his brother
lmao I didn't even catch that
I don't think you know what a brother in law is
Brother in law is your sister's husband man. There's no rule that you must be married to your brother in laws sister last time I checked.
I totally appreciate how hard it must be to not break character. He's nothing short of a pro.
this is a great one. the trick is to never stop talking, because once you have a little silence, even for a second in between sentences, that will be their window to say they have to go or something.so you just have to keep talking
And keep antagonizing the person when in reality Ed was the fool
@@miket4535 this hurt you on an emotional level 😂
that guy complains the music is too loud at parties@@TimmyTurner421
These are always painful to watch but I love it
Yeah, this was painful when you have empathy
Ed is a master at this, what a talent to freestyle these stories lol
Lol when he slowly starts driving off when Ed’s still telling the story
GenZ everyone, give em a hand ✋️
An inch a second and Ed wouldn't have noticed 😂.
Card card
The guys face 🤣🤣🤣
he looked disheveled...
The guys hair 😂
@@wjb111you just mad you ain't got any old man
@joeshmoe2746 here everyone is watching a funny video and commenting about it and then you slide in with a Duech bag comment. There’s always one.
@@jasonfrye8790 Jason Frye sounds like a good name for your trans son
I hope this never ends
5 minutes can last for ever... Words of Wisdom.
That's what she said
@@bw8035🤣😂✌️
Gotta give it to the guy...he was way more patient than most.
He had no choice but to be patient
He was honest, polite, genuine ("I hear what you're saying, but I've got other sh1t to do")
@@MrShaneleo
Everyone has choices fool
"I'm just almost finished, can I finish? " 😂😂😂 Ed is a mess
Dude my belly hurts from laughing when I watch you in action.
Im in tears. The guys facial expressions
@@KenKaniff-dw4jw I began laughing after I just saw your comment. So true bro this guy is hilarious. The craziest part is most of his victims actually beleive him.
I haven't laughed this hard in a bit. Thank you so much, Ed. That dude was like WTF is going on here. 😂😂😂
Just watched this again 3 weeks later and still just as funny if not more. The fact Ed had the balls to troll him on the whole guard card ordeal. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
The security guy was so fed up😂
zero social skills. what is wrong with people under 40???
Unfortunately Ed went too far
@@chrishultgren777we hate everyone
@@chrishultgren777the younger generations don’t seem to know how to grease the wheels of civil society probably due to the fact that most of them are too far up their own asses to care. Revive civil values and watch society prosper. Don’t, and this is what you get, sadly.
I think you mean security guard card.
Ed Bassmaster the living legend. Funniest dude on RUclips. Love ya Ed!
Love ya too
I appreciate how that guy listening held up. Kept cool, zoned out, blank responses due to zoned out, very nicely done. Now that's how you listen!
That was a Home Run Ed! Man my belly didn't stop rocking for five minutes. Genius Comedy. Thank You!
You tortured that dude. He didn't know how to get out of that. It's Friday for me. LOL!
Ed's the man...how come he aint an actor?? 2 real for hollywood lol😂🎉❤
Dude banks more on RUclips than some of the highest paid actors
@@mikerobinson8734
Yeah, ok. Try again, but with reality
@@mikerobinson8734Highest paid actors make over $20 mil a year. according to Socialblade estimation, this channel makes 500K a year.
Ed actually makes at least 7 million per youtube short@@miket4535
Unreal psh
Da GOAT 🐐!!!
A week later ed becomes his new coworker telling him endless stories everyday.
The people in your never ending stories always have most tragic situations...broken necks, amputations, lawsuits....this was gold ed
I love how he lulls them with a boring story then suddenly hits them with a morbid tragedy. It sort of forces them to have to care about what he's saying, except for this guy 😂
These stories keep getting better and better
The look of discuss on this guys face is priceless lol
Disgust
His look of discuss was absolutely mine bending
He was completely discussted by what Ed was discussing!
@mugsys 😆 🤣 😂, your ain't lying, shit was too funny bro
@@clintenosfor all intensive purposes it’s spelled “mined binding”. The look of discuss
Every one of these is one massively entertaining exercise in psychology and human interaction! Please don't ever stop!!!
That dude was ready to explode.😆
Thankfully he didn't that you know of. Ed just became sick instead of funny
😂😂😂 "the kitten broke his back" 😂😂 I'm dying over here
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Huge fan Ed. Love your videos, they always make my day better
Until you find out it's staged, like I did. I wish I never found out, not funny anymore
@althinker1123 its not staged lol, how did you even find out it was "staged"?
@@criticalthinker1123get some help you creep.
Mayor said "He cannot harbor a kitten" 😂😂😂
It was ridiculous
"Dude, are you serious? I'm in the middle of telling you a story! I'm just making conversation my man, that's all." Ed actually got me feeling mad at homey for peeling out in his face.
Dude acts like one of those predators that Alex Rosen catches 😂😂😂
Exactly Fr FR
I was thinking more of a pedo than anything else
@YoUnOkNoWoK wrong! Fr fr fr! It's for reeeal. 4real. Really
Right 😂
LMAO maybe that’s the next episode
“Flip it “ 😂
Lol always love some Ed Bassmaster.
Forever underrated!!! We love u Ed
I almost fell flat on my face off my chair in the middle of a busy coffee shop while watching this today. You found another WONDERFUL guy for this. Absolutely made my day. Best channel by a mile.
Lol. The rest of the people in the coffee shop were missing out.
3 minutes later, the guard was seen jumping off the roof of the city's tallest building screaming "guard card"!
Hahaaaaaahah
card gard
LMAO Spoon fed a Kitten 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
I know Ed Bassmaster is the GOAT, but maaaan did this crack me tf UP 😂😂😂
You need to do this in the UK. We’re so polite we’d listen for hours 😂
The second you walked up to that car that guy had a look of fear, despair, and annoyance and it only got worse as the conversation continued
Exactly, only worse. Not funny ...FK ED, he went too far. Empathy is lost
@@miket4535 Pranksters have to push the boundaries to some degree. Ed plays a character and genuinely doesn’t like to stray away from it - even if someone is visibly mad or angry. If the guy started crying that would be a whole different story. Speaking of which, is that you in the car in the video? If so, that would make this video 10x funnier
😂 the story turned tragedy always gets me. This poor guy's emotions weren't ready.
Ed goes from one story to another seamlessly and without delay. He's a mastermind at improv.
That was quite brutal!
Too! Fk Ed
Ed is by far the funniest dude out here right now, and he’s been doing it for years now and it never gets old!! It’s crazy how just these skits can literally turn your day around!! Thanks Mr. Bassmaster!!!!
"I want to do my job and go home" I felt the pain from his soul of trying to leave the conversation😂
Tell that to the draft board in 1968
@chrishultgren441
Thank you for that. Ed crossed the line
@@miket4535 stfu dude could have left anytime soft
This is absolutely gold, his best work. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks ed
Thanks for another great video, Edward!
It's clear that this guy is "security". He's a strong alpha male with superior willpower and high confidence. Not afraid of conflict he takes charge and ends the conversation.
This is the guy I want to guard my business. Polite enough to hold the door open while they move the loot...
First time I cried since hacky claus. Holy moly! ✝️
Absolutely best one yet !!! Thank you for the laugh. I needed it today.😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Wow! Brilliant!
This story changed that guys life......... and I don't think for the better.
Loved all of this one!
Keep doing your thing Ed. True OG in the game always gets me rolling
This is becoming my favorite bit...I don't know how Ed just does all this on the fly.
Thank you Ed!
Laughter is the best medicine and dr. Ed, always brings it! 🤣😂
Ed, Im literally dying over here. One of the best yet!
This would be a killer skit to do with Ed sitting at a bar
this one is great! Thanks for such great content!!!!
This is beyond fantastic
Now Ed will be a security guard telling never ending stories..
Such a sad story cut off short.
I love these never ending stories!
I love this! Sitting in car rider line laughing my butt off!!!!
Eds commitment to characters is A1 lol
While ed was distracting this security guard, someone was breaking into the property😂🤣
Ed doesn't care, as long as his unempathetic ramblings went on and put money in his pocket. Sick
Fabulous!!
Keep the videos coming man ❤❤
Rough day at work today, just got home and watched this..... gracias
Day nada
Not bad. I like when Ed starts crying about the tragedy that’s befallen his relatives, like losing their pet squirrel.
The guy in the car is thinking: this dude is a nutcase..
As soon as he mentioned the kitten thing reaching the supreme court you could see the guys eyebrows jump right off his face 😂
These 3 and 5 minute videos are a tease lol much love and respect 🙏
I want whole movies with Ed doing his stuff.
The story telling is top notch 🫶💯
This was hilarious! you gotta do more of these never ending stories 😂
Such a nice guy very patient.
This has to be one of the best ones so far.
This one was both hilarious and painful. But I absolutely lost it at the Guard Card bit. Right when I thought you used every variation you pull "Security Guard Card" lmao
Bobby and the cat story was hilarious 😂
You made my day, Ed🎉🎉😂😂
amazing!!!
Love It edbassmaster Bro.
I was laughing so hard while watching this I was crying. Ed you’re still the best on youtube.
you killed it again man!!! much love
Excellent.
Watching from Ireland, long time fan... Keep it up man your absolutely the best youtube content creator
His cousin spoon fed a cat back from death, and it went all the way to the supreme court, I can't believe that car guy wants out, the best.
Long time fan here too.
Cheers
Omg, that guy was on the last edge listening to you Ed. Love you man 😂😂😂😂