Once my sister had bhaag with her friends and called me from her college because she was not able to get to the ground floor. Apparently, she kept climbing down for a long time but couldn't reach ground floor. 😂
Oh Man ! This is fkin TRUE .this happened to me as well . After eating BHAANG about 20 mins later nothing happened so I happily started eating dinner .I am scooping roti and eating ..repeat .then mom came.she saw me and asked ..its been 1 hour and you haven't even taken a bite .. what are you doing ??? ... I was like .. wha.. then I saw the plate it was full ... I had a bite in my hand ..but hadn't eaten it .. just chewing AIR for ONE FKING HOUR..then it hit me ...I m fked... I WAS SO SCARED 😨..Still gives me the chills!!!
I said to my mom - mom ! I can't feel my Heart beat ..my heart is not beating .. I m dying ..I m dying ... ... mom - thats not your heart .. you are holding your Head ( "__")
I had bhaang on holi once. It was 11.30 am. I started to go home. I was driving a bike. Just as i was about to reach home, it hit me as the roads started to stretch and it felt like i was going backwards. Somehow i reached home. It was 12.15. Took a bath for a long time to calm myself down. Couldn't feel the water on my skin. Tried hot water and cold water. Nothing. Came out. It was still 12.25. Only 10 mins passed and it felt like an hour has passed. Everything just was spinning. Went to bed. Closed my eyes. Felt like floating. Opened and it started spinning. Turned the ac on and off for several times. I was just frightened. Finally called my sister and told to hold my head down till i dont fall asleep. I went to sleep after 1 hour and it was noon and woke up the next day in the evening. That was the first and last time i ever had bhaang in my life. I was praying to god that please get me out of this mess and i will never do it again. Never did it again.
Same bro mere saath bhi yahi hua tha aur bhagwaan ko yaad kr lia itni fatt gai thi ghar aake 4 baar nahaya tha but esa lag raha tha ki abhi abhi bahar se aya hu dobara naha leta hu😂😂😂😂
Damn that's same as mine and most problem was my Muslim family kept telling me that it is my fault and I have lost faith and what not. It was a very weird experience.
Once in the engg hostel, in our final year, half of the hostel mates decided to do Bhaang. It was such a comic fest, all of them were stuck in a loop for close to 6 hrs. One guy just kept peeping out the door every 5 mins. Another kept going up and down the floor finding his slippers, one more just kept laughing every time he saw someone, and so on. It was such a ruckus. :D :D
@@thelasttimeitookashowerwas7069 packaged bhang in UP costs 2 rs per packet And bhang from government shop costs 15 and 25 per gola for small and big packet respectively 2 rs goli is not pure bhang there are other chemicals in it and it's not fresh either But the theka bhang is fresh and pure Idk why But you get equal high no matter you eat gola or goli And you can buy goli at almost any paan shop just ask for vijayavati or bhangvati or mango churan 2 rs goli gives you high that you'll get from half a bottle
I've so many high stories but this is really tye funniest which I remember. We used to smoke charas which is the purest form of Bhaang. Last summer, when there were tensions between India & China, me & my cousins were smoking at night and got so high that we felt like we're standing at China Borders and fighting with Chinese Army. This went on for almost 3 hours before we returned to India again. I'm from Himachal so we smoke the best of the lot.
I once got so high that i went to drink water from the cooler and my other high friend showed up. We looked at each other and laughed for one hour with the glass full of water still in my hand. 🤣 Best high ever
I got high and cought the train to home.. luckily a sit was available, I sat down, played some pink floyd on headphones, I was suppose to go to kolkata, but when I was in my sences again, I was in Kharagpur🙂 nearly 3-4 hours distance from Kolkata
Same bro.....I remember laughing for hours......how my friends were slapping me to shut the f*ck up.....but none really worked....I laughed for 3 hours and then suddenly started crying which went on for the next 1 hour....damn I created a mess....ran across the road.....sung all the meme songs and later on both of my friends also got high and then we there had our entire band on the roadside....that too in a posh area 😭😭😭😭
Similar thing happened to me once. I got high and started rolling a joint, I thought I was rolling bunch of joints continuously, after 3 hrs I realised that I didn't finish rolling even one joint. I was rolling the paper and unrolling it and then rolling back again for complete 3 hrs. I came out of that loop after 3 hrs when my frnd was laughing at me and been asking for that joint from 3 hrs. He was high as well. He was in a loop that I was rolling a joint and giving it to him one by one.
This is so relatable man!! I m watching this video just after my yesterday’s bhang experience!!!! So i went to my friends farm after playing holi i tried bhang . I dint felt anything till 20 minutes. I was laughing and taking fun of my 2 friends who took bhang before me , they were like we are going mad and i was taking fun but after 5 minutes when i sat , i started to feel Something , like eventually everything was rotating at a great speed but whenever i moved my face or body a bit i felt stable but if i m sitting and looking at same place everything started rotating after few mins I thought im in a real video game , everything was looking so green and bright, i was not feeling comfortable, I couldn’t close my eyes coz things started to move faster in the head, at a moment i felt like im going to die!!! I just prayed and begged to god plz get me out of This mess !!! Then someone dropped me at my home i took shower and then slept . It Took me nearly an Hour to get stable and finally i slept and woke up just few mins ago (as im typing). My advice do anything but dont do bhaang coz not everyone could take its highness and could do anything wrong!! So Please never ever take a bhang. Im grateful im alive right now like seriously!!! And if you still wanna take eat something before taking it keep yourself hydrated and go far away from sunlight and sleep instantly the time time you think you are hit with it!
Lmao during Holi, I drank Bhaang for the first time. At first glass, I didn't feel anything. So, I took another glass, again I didn't feel anything. Everyone washed up and we were having food and watching Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhaniya and I remember I couldn't process anything that was going on in the TV. It was taking me 3 secs to figure out what was going on each time a character said their dialogues. Seeing that I started laughing uncontrollably and started yelling"sala meko kuch ni samajh ra, main kyu has rhi?!" That was the first and last I had bhaang😂
i had 2 laddu in shivratri once. i swear on god i will never take them again.. samadhi, near death exprience , hallucination everything you name it, happened.
@@Random-ts6jd i studied in BHU and well if you can't get ganja and bhaang in Varanasi.... what good are you? XDXD jokes aside they sold in shops near the Kashi Vishwanath Temple and around the boundary of BHU....
Haha nostalgia. Reminds me of the time when I was with my friends having bhaang. Suddenly I started having panic attack and I just went straight to my bathroom and I held the water tap for almost an hour and began to shout "lungs are coming out, heart is coming out". That uncontrollable feeling. 🤣😂🤣😂
I remembered my friend telling me that she done alcohol. She said try it and I refused so she said. "Do everything but never ever do bhaang". I got intrigued, why? Then she narrated- At first she felt like she was floating. She was high and the walls were closing on her. She was laughing hard till she cried while her other partners were crying. She was uncontrollable. Then she also started crying. According to her, they are well aware of things happening but it gets slowed down, super slowed down. She said it feels she was hallucinating and needed to confirm everything again and again.
maine to bhai ek baar hi bhang pii li thi 3 glass aur kuch hua hi nahi mere dost bole aur ek pile dhire dhire chadhti hai to maine ek aur glass pi lia uske baad dost ne faltu joke mara meri hasi ruk hi nahi rahi thi mere cheeks aise lock hogaye the haste haste kuch bhi chijo pe has raha tha aur jaise hi ghar gaya bed pe late gaya to bed aladin ka udne wala kalin ban gaya mai kuch bhi control nahi kar paa raha tha aakhe band ki to jungle me daud raha tha aur aakhe kholi to bed se niche girte hi jaa raha tha never ending fall kuch bhi samaj nahi aa raha tha bhaii uske baadse kabhi bhi nahi pia never kyuki wo jaldi utarta hi nahi hai 2 din lage normal hone me
@@iliyaskhanZibb mujhse ye wala nasha hi handle nahi hua usme to mai pagal hi hojata. Mai jab khana khane gaya tha to mere 110 rs hue to maine 200 diye wo mujhe 10 rs aur mangra tha taaki 100 mujhe wapas de mera mind itni saari baate ek sath soch raha tha kuch bhi samaj nahi aara tha mujhe ki ye 10 rs kyu maang raha hai fir mai wallet kholke sirf paise hi gin raha tha 10 min fir usne hi aake 90 rs wapas kiye aur raatko bathroom ka light off karke aaya jaise hi baitha mujhe laga off hi nahi kia firse utha fir jaake aaya repeat ekdum 15 20 baar uske baad to sidha swarg
Light a lamp of love. Blast a chain of sorrow. Shoot a rocket of prosperity. Fire a flowerpot of happiness. Wish you and your family a sparkling Diwali.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Its really true. I also knew that this high is beyond me and spend two hours just deciding to have water or lemon juice. Just thinking what will remove high faster.
Not bhaang but I had got high accidentally.... and I had just moved to US and was living alone. In the morning I realised, I had kept crying on Phone with my parents and they asked me to get yogurt from the shop downstairs (I do not remember how I climbed down the stairs) but I was sitting on the floor in front of the refrigerator of that convenience store for more than 5 hours. The guy on duty was also Indian and apparently my parents told him to let me be. The call was 7 hours long.
He is a master storyteller... I was hooked and laughing... Devesh Dixit is funny .. his video on reporter following Deepika Padukone is hilarious.. so many of his videos are bang on
When i first consumed it. It was on holi a guy was making fresh bhaang juice or whatever its called we had 1 glass but because it was our first time and we thought 1 is not enough so we drinked 2 more after that we reached home talking that bhang is shitty stuff its has no effect blah blah...but after me and my 4 friends entered my room we felt something. I don't know about my friends but i felt like i wanna sleep so laid on my bed but after some time i woke up because i was having anxiety then again i want to sleep then again i started feeling anxiety 😂 and that thing was happening in cycles and then i realised I'm fucked😂😂. And after that day i never came close to bhang😁
*I have had anxiety attacks just because of depression and illness and since then they are my daily visitors. believe me, an anxiety attack is worse than a nightmare.*
Yea, my first experience was a consumable. Mixed in brownie. And i had a bit too much coz the brownie was yummy, and I've had really bad memory lapses. Some things i remembered next day morning, and wondered if they actually happened
Natasha is so beautiful! I really love her- the way she talks and acts. Even Achara is! There are other partners of Jaby who look cool on the screen but these two are my favorite
I once took the bhaang pill and this is the exact way it hit me. I was not sure that what happened has actually happened or not. Only one thing, I got high after 2 hours of consuming the pill and I was high for 24hrs.
I have lovely experience with bhang. There was a celebration of Holi in a water park. I drink five glasses bhang. After three hour I felt high. Everything was so beautiful. All the rides , all the tree, swiming poll, resting ground, green grass ..... all were so beautiful to me.
Since everyone is telling stories, here goes. I've never consumed bhaang(I'm not an adult) but adults around me did. It was Holi and the society committee(kitty) decided to drink bhaang during the celebration. The thing with bhaang is that the colder it is, the higher you get. So the guys who made it(one of the member's son) made it in ice-cream. So the ladies drank it. One of my friends, who was a late teen, also drank it. Not a grain of an effect on her. BUT the ladies frickin tripped. Many of them couldn't even join the post holi celebrations. Laying in their beds, asking for water in a glass because they thought otherwise it wouldn't go down their throats. Those who did come down were unresponsive. My mother, surprisingly unfazed. That's the thing with Bhaang, you never ever know.
Had bhaang once (3 pills) and waited for about 20 odd mins but nothing happened. So I decided to go visit a friend. Sat in the car. Thought I was driving ... was sitting in the car for 1 hour without even starting the ignition. Fkin scary but amazing.
Bhaag is more potent. I live in Canada and weed is Legal here. I can say with 100% confidence, weed we get here in North America including edibles is 20% of Bhang. If you ever get a change try it. It soo much fun !!
Got high once, was taking Delhi metro home. Had to get off after an hour. Got on station number 1 and got off at station number 2. Exited the station thinking I reached home, everything was moving really slowly. Went to the auto guy, asked him to take me home. Then I just starred at him, I thought I wasn't speaking to him but to myself in my head. Such a weird trip. I reached home, and all my money was gone. I think I took an autoride home and paid autowala 2k. All I remember was getting on the metro, getting off and talking to myself starring at the auto guy. Nothing else at all.
This is so true. Me and my friends did bhaang, more than we should. Then I was putting in my Netflix password in my friend's TV to watch movie. I remember I put in the password in one single go easily. But my friend told me I actually spent 2 hours to just put the password in 😂😂
Oh God... I've had two experiences with bhaang, both while I was still in college, and it was BAD. The first time was a piece of week cake and the other one was with thandai! My imagination could have given Lady Macbeth a run for her money xD And I felt like if I close my eyes, I will die!
@@gamersplatform1574 Coz if you limit yourself the feeling is amazing. Also, sometimes I use bhaang to study, I still remember most of the things I studied under influence of bhaang, coz you don't feel like you studied anything but still remember everything. 😂
@@Nileshmadhav95 but man these are toxic for health 😬 and there are some things in this world which are very addictive like games , phones , alcohol , cigarette , masturbation etc. 🐽
@@gamersplatform1574 No bro, its not toxic for health. Also, in a limit it can cure depression and I don't think bhaang can make you addicted. (But never consume it regularly or in high dosage)
*Well to be honest I've done bhaang like 10-15 times...but the last time was something else!!! We did a mistake by taking the largest amount per person ever... It was like 3 times more than ever .. that night my other 2 friends were lying on the floor just staring and one spend the whole night sitting in the bathroom floor and puking...I was scared to death that if anyone of em dies then police will arrest me...a few minutes later I imagined what will happen if we forgot to breath ! Then thats it guy!! I felt like I couldn't breath...for 15 mins I was struggling to my life to breath .... somehow I got up , went to another room lied on the ground to feel a lil cold ...and went to sleep ....even I woke up sober after 8-9 hours , still I could felt the effect of that ....I ate thrice the quantities I used to ...after a day everything was okay* ..
Once i had bhang in Shivaratri cried for 5 hours bczzzz i know the road way to my home but the problem was i was seeing three road once i take a step the road completely changed its patern and directions 😂
I once also tried it in paste..... I was riding Scotty.. came home and lied on bed I felt like my bed has a hole in it.. So I looked under the bed and started screaming..... I don't know for how much time I was screaming but yeah I was.... When I woke up I was on floor tried finding mom and then realised I was on my friends home and was in his bathroom for 3 hrs...
damnnnnn thissss issss justttt soo trueee i remember popping 2 bhaang pills during my med exams and oh my godddd every five mins i felt like i was dreaming the previous 5 mins .......i felt sometimes i was fkn loud and sometimes i couldnt hear my own voicee .........this was my first time ....and this video is way too relatable.
Bhaang is unpredictable. Some guys don't feel a thing while some start seeing Gods n ghosts😂
One of my friend started flying...guess how he stood in chakrasan on bed for God knows how long...shouting catch me tie me up and crying then laughing
@@shailjapathak3155 ROFL 😂😂😂😂😂
It brings the most scariest part of your mind and starts hallucinate that in loop😂😂😂
@@throttletorq5386 Guess so, I want to try it but am scared like hell
Once my sister had bhaag with her friends and called me from her college because she was not able to get to the ground floor. Apparently, she kept climbing down for a long time but couldn't reach ground floor. 😂
Oh Man ! This is fkin TRUE .this happened to me as well . After eating BHAANG about 20 mins later nothing happened so I happily started eating dinner .I am scooping roti and eating ..repeat .then mom came.she saw me and asked ..its been 1 hour and you haven't even taken a bite .. what are you doing ??? ... I was like .. wha.. then I saw the plate it was full ... I had a bite in my hand ..but hadn't eaten it .. just chewing AIR for ONE FKING HOUR..then it hit me ...I m fked... I WAS SO SCARED 😨..Still gives me the chills!!!
U r brave 😆
I thought your mom screamed watching your zombie 🧟♂️ face eating your own hand... 😂
I said to my mom -
mom ! I can't feel my Heart beat ..my heart is not beating .. I m dying ..I m dying ... ...
mom - thats not your heart .. you are holding your Head ( "__")
@@lapsygupta6426 that's like head me heart attack... Now we know where the kidney me heart attack thing came from
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I had bhaang on holi once. It was 11.30 am. I started to go home. I was driving a bike. Just as i was about to reach home, it hit me as the roads started to stretch and it felt like i was going backwards. Somehow i reached home. It was 12.15. Took a bath for a long time to calm myself down. Couldn't feel the water on my skin. Tried hot water and cold water. Nothing. Came out. It was still 12.25. Only 10 mins passed and it felt like an hour has passed. Everything just was spinning. Went to bed. Closed my eyes. Felt like floating. Opened and it started spinning. Turned the ac on and off for several times. I was just frightened. Finally called my sister and told to hold my head down till i dont fall asleep. I went to sleep after 1 hour and it was noon and woke up the next day in the evening. That was the first and last time i ever had bhaang in my life. I was praying to god that please get me out of this mess and i will never do it again. Never did it again.
Same bro mere saath bhi yahi hua tha aur bhagwaan ko yaad kr lia itni fatt gai thi ghar aake 4 baar nahaya tha but esa lag raha tha ki abhi abhi bahar se aya hu dobara naha leta hu😂😂😂😂
Damn that's same as mine and most problem was my Muslim family kept telling me that it is my fault and I have lost faith and what not. It was a very weird experience.
Rules are meant to be broken, holi 2022 awaits 😂
Even I promise not to have bhaang again everytime I consume.
@@babluprasad813 bhai muslim hoke bablu prasad naam?😂
I love how everyone is in campfire storytelling mode in the comments👌👌
You smoke?
No waaay😂😂 I'm a kid bruhhh😂🤷♀️
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Once in the engg hostel, in our final year, half of the hostel mates decided to do Bhaang. It was such a comic fest, all of them were stuck in a loop for close to 6 hrs. One guy just kept peeping out the door every 5 mins. Another kept going up and down the floor finding his slippers, one more just kept laughing every time he saw someone, and so on. It was such a ruckus. :D :D
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Fuk that's crazy🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
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So relatable man😂😂😂
devesh dixit is the most underrated indian comedian......he's capable of competing with bassi and upmanyu
He pratyush chaubey and sumit Anand are so underrated mann
@@nishantverma4567 cant agree more
@@nishantverma4567 Pratyush Chaubey is cool, Sumit Anand needs to find another job
yes... bcos he doesnt have more videos in youtube
You missed Srijan kaushik
Bhaang is a different thing and not weeds. And the things he said were not even 10% exaggerated.
Bhaang is just a different strain of cannabis but its in the same family.
It hits different ..... And pure one is much better.... And the trip is much better then weed...u don't get bt
the cheapness is a little exaggerated lol, aint no bhang that costs as low as rs 1 lol
@@thelasttimeitookashowerwas7069 i believe it. I remember my first pill in 10th standard for 5rupees a goli.
@@thelasttimeitookashowerwas7069 packaged bhang in UP costs 2 rs per packet
And bhang from government shop costs 15 and 25 per gola for small and big packet respectively
2 rs goli is not pure bhang there are other chemicals in it and it's not fresh either
But the theka bhang is fresh and pure
Idk why But you get equal high no matter you eat gola or goli
And you can buy goli at almost any paan shop just ask for vijayavati or bhangvati or mango churan
2 rs goli gives you high that you'll get from half a bottle
I've so many high stories but this is really tye funniest which I remember. We used to smoke charas which is the purest form of Bhaang. Last summer, when there were tensions between India & China, me & my cousins were smoking at night and got so high that we felt like we're standing at China Borders and fighting with Chinese Army. This went on for almost 3 hours before we returned to India again. I'm from Himachal so we smoke the best of the lot.
Ncb ka dhyaan rakhna, shayad teko lene aa jaye. 🤣🤣
Where from himachal bro i am from Shimla
Phukvao yr kbhi 😂
Hume bhi phukwao bhyi, yaha toh milta hi nai hai😂😂😂
I once got so high that i went to drink water from the cooler and my other high friend showed up. We looked at each other and laughed for one hour with the glass full of water still in my hand. 🤣 Best high ever
Same happened with me n my friend wid cups of tea...
We laughed continuously for half hour
I remember laughing for half an hour on nothing, we just saw each other and started laughing, we weren’t even fkn high.
I got high and cought the train to home.. luckily a sit was available, I sat down, played some pink floyd on headphones, I was suppose to go to kolkata, but when I was in my sences again, I was in Kharagpur🙂 nearly 3-4 hours distance from Kolkata
Same bro.....I remember laughing for hours......how my friends were slapping me to shut the f*ck up.....but none really worked....I laughed for 3 hours and then suddenly started crying which went on for the next 1 hour....damn I created a mess....ran across the road.....sung all the meme songs and later on both of my friends also got high and then we there had our entire band on the roadside....that too in a posh area 😭😭😭😭
Jaby : I was high with my girlfriend,
He is always with girl 😂😂
If he says he has girlfriend then definitely he's high
Its common in west
may be, jaby was high enough to think he is girl!
Jaby is a rangeen person 😂😂
Similar thing happened to me once.
I got high and started rolling a joint, I thought I was rolling bunch of joints continuously, after 3 hrs I realised that I didn't finish rolling even one joint.
I was rolling the paper and unrolling it and then rolling back again for complete 3 hrs.
I came out of that loop after 3 hrs when my frnd was laughing at me and been asking for that joint from 3 hrs. He was high as well.
He was in a loop that I was rolling a joint and giving it to him one by one.
This is so relatable man!! I m watching this video just after my yesterday’s bhang experience!!!! So i went to my friends farm after playing holi i tried bhang . I dint felt anything till 20 minutes. I was laughing and taking fun of my 2 friends who took bhang before me , they were like we are going mad and i was taking fun but after 5 minutes when i sat , i started to feel
Something , like eventually everything was rotating at a great speed but whenever i moved my face or body a bit i felt stable but if i m sitting and looking at same place everything started rotating after few mins I thought im in a real video game , everything was looking so green and bright, i was not feeling comfortable, I couldn’t close my eyes coz things started to move faster in the head, at a moment i felt like im going to die!!! I just prayed and begged to god plz get me out of
This mess !!! Then someone dropped me at my home i took shower and then slept . It
Took me nearly an
Hour to get stable and finally i slept and woke up just few mins ago (as im typing). My advice do anything but dont do bhaang coz not everyone could take its highness and could do anything wrong!! So
Please never ever take a bhang. Im grateful im alive right now like seriously!!! And if you still wanna take eat something before taking it keep yourself hydrated and go far away from sunlight and sleep instantly the time time you think you are hit with it!
I saw lord Shiva once and then went to Hospital, that feeling lasted for around 2 years.
Seeing Lord Shiva and going to the hospital is related?🤣🤣
@@saptarshichatterjee36 Hope all well now.
I did see Shiva too. But I didn't go to the hospital. Just laid myself back, some deep and calm breaths worked for me.
Lmao during Holi, I drank Bhaang for the first time. At first glass, I didn't feel anything. So, I took another glass, again I didn't feel anything. Everyone washed up and we were having food and watching Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhaniya and I remember I couldn't process anything that was going on in the TV. It was taking me 3 secs to figure out what was going on each time a character said their dialogues. Seeing that I started laughing uncontrollably and started yelling"sala meko kuch ni samajh ra, main kyu has rhi?!" That was the first and last I had bhaang😂
that was mild one for just to enjoy
Byaah hogya tumhara? 🌚
i had 2 laddu in shivratri once. i swear on god i will never take them again.. samadhi, near death exprience , hallucination everything you name it, happened.
Oh bro🤣🤣🤣
haha
Yeah - I also took 3 pills and my mouth felt so dry even after drinking 2 full bottles of water. Near death experience. Not good.
Please tell the whole story. Want to read it. 😅 Never tried any of this, so I wanna know others experiences.
When I had bhaang in college... I also underestimated it....
Then I realised that 7 hrs were Missing from my life...🤦🤦
Where did u get bhaang?
@@Random-ts6jd i studied in BHU and well if you can't get ganja and bhaang in Varanasi.... what good are you? XDXD
jokes aside they sold in shops near the Kashi Vishwanath Temple and around the boundary of BHU....
@@dsodragon8152 how much did it cost u???? Do u regret after taking it
@@Random-ts6jd mai personally nhi gaya tha kharidne but 10 rs me do laddu milte hain...🤣🤣
@@dsodragon8152 acha will u take the ever again
*World* *was* *celebrating* *Diwali,* *and* *Jaby* *was* *celebrating* *stand* *up* *comedy...*
*Legend*
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World was celebrating, really? In which world do you live?
@@Naveen75574 1/5 of world population is still world population
I swear that whatever this person shared in this video is absolutely true, I can relate each and every incident with myself.
Bhaang does this ..... I dont think it is even 10-15% exaggerated. But the experience is always funny down the memory lane ( if you can remember it)
There's no exaggeration in what he told the things after having bhaang... I have first hand experience in it
girls also drink bhaang?
@@yashkapure3688 Main ladka hun.. ladki ki id chla rha hun..
Angel Priya
@@kalpanaarora7214 honest angel priya
@@KHAMOSH_CHONGA Arey nahi yar... Vanced.
Haha nostalgia. Reminds me of the time when I was with my friends having bhaang. Suddenly I started having panic attack and I just went straight to my bathroom and I held the water tap for almost an hour and began to shout "lungs are coming out, heart is coming out". That uncontrollable feeling. 🤣😂🤣😂
Wtf😃😃😃😃😃
React to"No Ball" stand up comedy please
already reacted bro
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@NOGO Gaming when bro
He never did
Please react bro
Happy Diwali everyone!
Have a happy, safe and prosperous one!
Same to you too 🎆😊..!
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Bhaang piti ho?
each comment is each jewel, i literally laughed to tears reading each one..🤣
I remembered my friend telling me that she done alcohol. She said try it and I refused so she said. "Do everything but never ever do bhaang". I got intrigued, why?
Then she narrated- At first she felt like she was floating. She was high and the walls were closing on her. She was laughing hard till she cried while her other partners were crying. She was uncontrollable. Then she also started crying.
According to her, they are well aware of things happening but it gets slowed down, super slowed down. She said it feels she was hallucinating and needed to confirm everything again and again.
This is one of the most fun episode on jaby koay. One of the few videos i was engaged from first to the last minute
maine to bhai ek baar hi bhang pii li thi 3 glass aur kuch hua hi nahi mere dost bole aur ek pile dhire dhire chadhti hai to maine ek aur glass pi lia uske baad dost ne faltu joke mara meri hasi ruk hi nahi rahi thi mere cheeks aise lock hogaye the haste haste kuch bhi chijo pe has raha tha aur jaise hi ghar gaya bed pe late gaya to bed aladin ka udne wala kalin ban gaya mai kuch bhi control nahi kar paa raha tha aakhe band ki to jungle me daud raha tha aur aakhe kholi to bed se niche girte hi jaa raha tha never ending fall kuch bhi samaj nahi aa raha tha bhaii uske baadse kabhi bhi nahi pia never kyuki wo jaldi utarta hi nahi hai 2 din lage normal hone me
bhai kabhi dhatoore kii goli khaayi hai? 1 hafta laga mujhe normal hone mein 🤣😂
@@iliyaskhanZibb mujhse ye wala nasha hi handle nahi hua usme to mai pagal hi hojata. Mai jab khana khane gaya tha to mere 110 rs hue to maine 200 diye wo mujhe 10 rs aur mangra tha taaki 100 mujhe wapas de mera mind itni saari baate ek sath soch raha tha kuch bhi samaj nahi aara tha mujhe ki ye 10 rs kyu maang raha hai fir mai wallet kholke sirf paise hi gin raha tha 10 min fir usne hi aake 90 rs wapas kiye aur raatko bathroom ka light off karke aaya jaise hi baitha mujhe laga off hi nahi kia firse utha fir jaake aaya repeat ekdum 15 20 baar uske baad to sidha swarg
@@nishantmatte5612 😂🤣🤣🤣
Do din??? 😫
Hahaha...this started a nostalgia for everyone...
Light a lamp of love. Blast a chain of sorrow. Shoot a rocket of prosperity. Fire a flowerpot of happiness. Wish you and your family a sparkling Diwali.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Well said, sir! A happy Diwali to everyone here and their N&DOs!
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Moral of the story :
Don't do saste nashe
Bhai par bhaang ki baat hi alag he
Dont do mehenge also
@@deceiver0077 bhaang is bhaaang bro 🤣😂 college days
Bhang also medicine
Nope.
Moral of the story is:
Do saste Nashe with friends
i had it once and remember showing my brother the sink when he was asking for food.😂 really weird.
Its really true. I also knew that this high is beyond me and spend two hours just deciding to have water or lemon juice. Just thinking what will remove high faster.
Not bhaang but I had got high accidentally.... and I had just moved to US and was living alone. In the morning I realised, I had kept crying on Phone with my parents and they asked me to get yogurt from the shop downstairs (I do not remember how I climbed down the stairs) but I was sitting on the floor in front of the refrigerator of that convenience store for more than 5 hours. The guy on duty was also Indian and apparently my parents told him to let me be. The call was 7 hours long.
Hahaha!
React to NISHANT SURI videos........i don't know how many times i have requested it now. I am talking about the one about overconfident bachelors
YESSS
Waiting for this so long
Divided by countries,United by anxiety attacks from weed...Natasha's story and the video was totally relatable🥴🥴
Funfact i'm watching this after eating bhang pills 😂😂😂😂
I like how Jabys laughter is same in all of his thumbnails
I need 10 hours of this. 😍😍
Bhaang is just next level stuff. Last time I had bhaang pills, I was seeing dragons flying around inside my room💀
Jaby "Soorarai Potru" is available on Amazon prime. It's a Good movie to watch.
The last time i got high, i gained the powers of Doctor Strange. 😅
I did the wrist movements & the time got fucked up. (For me ofc!)
Jaby - This is giving me anxiety.
Natasha - I’ve been there. Done that 😎
He is a master storyteller... I was hooked and laughing... Devesh Dixit is funny .. his video on reporter following Deepika Padukone is hilarious.. so many of his videos are bang on
I have already watched the original video more than 4-5 times
And when jaby uploads it i know i am gonna get some juicy discussion
5:42 cheetah in sub is
Leopard im mean 😂😂😂!!?
Why don't you start making subtitles for jaby?
@@deepakgahlawat7280just kiddin bro nothing to be serious about...chill
🤣🤣 I noticed that too, lol.
pls react to "No Ball" by gaurav kapoor!! Its nothing related to cricket so u are gonna get most of it!!!
Jaby ur reaction are awsome 😝😝😝
When i first consumed it. It was on holi a guy was making fresh bhaang juice or whatever its called we had 1 glass but because it was our first time and we thought 1 is not enough so we drinked 2 more after that we reached home talking that bhang is shitty stuff its has no effect blah blah...but after me and my 4 friends entered my room we felt something. I don't know about my friends but i felt like i wanna sleep so laid on my bed but after some time i woke up because i was having anxiety then again i want to sleep then again i started feeling anxiety 😂 and that thing was happening in cycles and then i realised I'm fucked😂😂. And after that day i never came close to bhang😁
*I have had anxiety attacks just because of depression and illness and since then they are my daily visitors. believe me, an anxiety attack is worse than a nightmare.*
Yea, my first experience was a consumable. Mixed in brownie. And i had a bit too much coz the brownie was yummy, and I've had really bad memory lapses. Some things i remembered next day morning, and wondered if they actually happened
Don't ever make pot edibles tasty😄
@@deepak_su that was indeed the mistake 😂😂
Come to india during Holi, go to Varanasi and have bhang..
You'll have your own Big Bhaang Theory😂
100 percent relatable with me, last year I had also experienced that and everything that he describes is true
Natasha is so beautiful! I really love her- the way she talks and acts. Even Achara is! There are other partners of Jaby who look cool on the screen but these two are my favorite
Correct timing 😎
Jaby having serious anxiety during the video.. PTSD😅😅
This was exactly me after 8 bong shots of weed back to back... I was forgetting what happened in last 10 mins
yesssss ... Awesome ... I was always wondering for this
I once took the bhaang pill and this is the exact way it hit me. I was not sure that what happened has actually happened or not. Only one thing, I got high after 2 hours of consuming the pill and I was high for 24hrs.
Eat spicy food, great way to get rid of a bad high.
Damn... there is so much bhang in this comment section..Made me read your name as Dr.Bhang
I have lovely experience with bhang.
There was a celebration of Holi in a water park. I drink five glasses bhang. After three hour I felt high. Everything was so beautiful. All the rides , all the tree, swiming poll, resting ground, green grass ..... all were so beautiful to me.
This is one of his best sets 😂😂
Since everyone is telling stories, here goes. I've never consumed bhaang(I'm not an adult) but adults around me did. It was Holi and the society committee(kitty) decided to drink bhaang during the celebration. The thing with bhaang is that the colder it is, the higher you get. So the guys who made it(one of the member's son) made it in ice-cream. So the ladies drank it. One of my friends, who was a late teen, also drank it. Not a grain of an effect on her. BUT the ladies frickin tripped. Many of them couldn't even join the post holi celebrations. Laying in their beds, asking for water in a glass because they thought otherwise it wouldn't go down their throats. Those who did come down were unresponsive. My mother, surprisingly unfazed.
That's the thing with Bhaang, you never ever know.
Had bhaang once (3 pills) and waited for about 20 odd mins but nothing happened. So I decided to go visit a friend. Sat in the car. Thought I was driving ... was sitting in the car for 1 hour without even starting the ignition. Fkin scary but amazing.
Bhaag is more potent. I live in Canada and weed is Legal here. I can say with 100% confidence, weed we get here in North America including edibles is 20% of Bhang. If you ever get a change try it. It soo much fun !!
this is the only video of jaby that i watched till end.....
Is it me or natasha is gradually becoming more beautiful by the day !
I mean I have seen her in older videos but now she looks just . 🔥
I felt this video was very funny and relatable 😂 and watching this multiple times😂
Got high once, was taking Delhi metro home. Had to get off after an hour. Got on station number 1 and got off at station number 2. Exited the station thinking I reached home, everything was moving really slowly. Went to the auto guy, asked him to take me home. Then I just starred at him, I thought I wasn't speaking to him but to myself in my head. Such a weird trip. I reached home, and all my money was gone. I think I took an autoride home and paid autowala 2k.
All I remember was getting on the metro, getting off and talking to myself starring at the auto guy. Nothing else at all.
The specialist of that dude is pure use of Hindi is insanely funny 😂
Natasha is love
So i played a perfect commenting game😁😁
Laugh is the one thing my friend warns me not to when he's high.
Happy diwali jaby and Achara❤️👍🙏
Yes yes yes ...finally you reacted to this 👍👍👍👍👍
He is the best comedian 🙏
When I first had bhang it hit me after an hour... And I kept laughing for next 2hrs non stop
Love Natasha’s smile
This is so true. Me and my friends did bhaang, more than we should. Then I was putting in my Netflix password in my friend's TV to watch movie. I remember I put in the password in one single go easily. But my friend told me I actually spent 2 hours to just put the password in 😂😂
Bhaang is completely different n it's awesome
Oh God... I've had two experiences with bhaang, both while I was still in college, and it was BAD. The first time was a piece of week cake and the other one was with thandai! My imagination could have given Lady Macbeth a run for her money xD And I felt like if I close my eyes, I will die!
Toh consume kyu krta hai chutiye koi bht cool lagne wali baat nahi hai
@@gamersplatform1574 Coz if you limit yourself the feeling is amazing. Also, sometimes I use bhaang to study, I still remember most of the things I studied under influence of bhaang, coz you don't feel like you studied anything but still remember everything. 😂
@@Nileshmadhav95 but man these are toxic for health 😬 and there are some things in this world which are very addictive like games , phones , alcohol , cigarette , masturbation etc. 🐽
@@gamersplatform1574 No bro, its not toxic for health. Also, in a limit it can cure depression and I don't think bhaang can make you addicted. (But never consume it regularly or in high dosage)
@@Nileshmadhav95 temporary pleasure can give you permanent pain😷
*Well to be honest I've done bhaang like 10-15 times...but the last time was something else!!! We did a mistake by taking the largest amount per person ever... It was like 3 times more than ever .. that night my other 2 friends were lying on the floor just staring and one spend the whole night sitting in the bathroom floor and puking...I was scared to death that if anyone of em dies then police will arrest me...a few minutes later I imagined what will happen if we forgot to breath ! Then thats it guy!! I felt like I couldn't breath...for 15 mins I was struggling to my life to breath .... somehow I got up , went to another room lied on the ground to feel a lil cold ...and went to sleep ....even I woke up sober after 8-9 hours , still I could felt the effect of that ....I ate thrice the quantities I used to ...after a day everything was okay* ..
Shubh deepawali everyone 🙏🏼
What timing 😂
I connected with this. Smoking up and one of its effects. Your memory is just a couple minutes. U actually forget wat u did a minute ago.
Once i had bhang in Shivaratri cried for 5 hours bczzzz i know the road way to my home but the problem was i was seeing three road once i take a step the road completely changed its patern and directions 😂
OMG! I can totally relate to every freakin thing he said! Actually I was high for 8hrs once, that was the craziest day ever!
I was having the same anxiety like jaby so I can understand what he is feeling
Yes the experience is legit
I once also tried it in paste..... I was riding Scotty.. came home and lied on bed I felt like my bed has a hole in it.. So I looked under the bed and started screaming..... I don't know for how much time I was screaming but yeah I was.... When I woke up I was on floor tried finding mom and then realised I was on my friends home and was in his bathroom for 3 hrs...
damnnnnn thissss issss justttt soo trueee i remember popping 2 bhaang pills during my med exams and oh my godddd every five mins i felt like i was dreaming the previous 5 mins .......i felt sometimes i was fkn loud and sometimes i couldnt hear my own voicee .........this was my first time ....and this video is way too relatable.
Happy Diwali everyone. May this Diwali the fire burn down all your sorrows and fill your lives with the warmth of happiness.
Every bhang consumption make a unique story, there are billions of stories with bhang
😂😂😂😂 sehi aa i can understand his feelings and condition😂😂
Thanks Jaby for introducing new girls in your videos. 😍😍
My crush list is flooded.
I was waiting for this reaction for months
Thanx for the lovely reaction. You should check out more of his stuff... Its hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is 100% accurate but this happens when you take atleast 4-5
Natashaaa❤😍
Every other high is one side and bhang is one side 🔥 it's on different level ... The problem is anxiety level hits so hard ...