As it is my number one favorite Pokémon, I'm not sure whether hearing that you would punt Piplup to the moon without hesitation should make me angry or not.
At 32:00 The games either don't do seed flair justice or the Movies massively overpower it. In Shaymin's movie, that seed flair was able to simultaneously rip open Giratina out of Dialga's time loop and shred open a hole in Giratina's reverse world in a matter of seconds. And that was even out of sky form and Shaymin had it's eyes closed. And in another instance it was able to rip DIalga right out of Giratina's Shadow Force. Granted it didn't do much if not any damage to either Dialga or Giratina point blank and the pollution it used as fuel was a very special gas but still, That seed flair could rend you out of existence no problem.
John: puts buneary in punt to the moon Me who is also a purplecliffe fan: You have no idea, do you. ( I know this video was posted after purplecliffe's heart gold video)
Dude... Seed Flare is literally a miniature NUKE made from Shaymin absorbing toxic air and expelling it in a large explosion! If it gets too much, then it can easily destroy an entire forest! (look up Giratina and the Sky Warrior. It confirms that this can happen)
Paul the Pokémon Breeder, to rude Patrat: No matter how much you hurt me, I won’t let anyone hurt you, even if 100 Gurrdurr show up out of nowhere! [patrat realized humans are nice and calmed down] Narrator: Well done! And now for a test. We prepared 100 Gurdurr to see if you could really protect Patrat from them! (TV Show from Kalos)
31:50 Me: *waiting for him to talk about Darkrai, my favorite pokemon* What he says: you Seriously?! You have nothing to say about Darkrai! Don’t you know what he’s capable of?! (I’m just surprised, that’s all)
What he must not know that is super cool about squirrels, they are a reminder how all we have on most animals is brains cuz even squirrels faster than us
15:16 & 18:49 I think that was the same mistake as calling a Growlith Arcanine and a Clefairy Clefable. (Also 28:14 was the same type of mistake in reverse).
If Buisel is an Otter, then your odds of fighting it are likely ten percent or less. Otters are stupid broken as it is IRL and they make Caymans not ok man, and this Otter is magic, there wouldn't be enough PM7 to ship home for last respects.
1 thing i noice about this tier list is how it says punt to the moon does that mean he would have to do it at night because if it day the would go to the sun
He Can Take Down A Happiny? A 24kg Something idk what it is in the anime ohh boi It can hold huge things for instance it once took a whole river which is frozen single handedly
The reason the RIP list is so long is because this is the generation with the most legendaries AND the one that introduce literal gods as well as the Big G himself. How do you fight that?!
"Squirrels are very dumb" Have you ever fought a squirrel? Those things are aggressive, at least here in Florida. Heck, we used to have one that would chew on the power lines every year and fight us for our mail
Buneary Pokedex entry: It slams foes by sharply uncoiling its rolled ears. It stings enough to make a grown-up cry in pain. John: I can punt this to the moon. Easy Also John: Loppuny is pretty weak. Pokedex entry: Lopunny is constantly monitoring its surroundings. If dangers approaches, this Pokémon responds with superdestructive kicks.
John: "What's Happiny gonna do, throw its egg at me?" Brock's Happiny (picking up an entire lake's water content worth of ice): "How about you try catching this?"
I feel like John could beat a Bonsly. It’s just a baby rock/tree thing. I think you’d be fine if you can fling it far enough. Bronzor, though? Ive used one, and let me tell you: don’t underestimate them. They’ll confuse you, put you to sleep, and toss you around with psychic powers. Plus they’re pretty freaking bulky for a little bronze mirror. Unless you’ve got a flamethrower handy I’d bet my money on the Bronzor.
@@Thomas_Morse hey, that "one weakness" can change a lot. Fire-Type is a pretty common type and getting rid of that removes the worry of fighting a trainer using a pokemon with fire-type moves
@@arandomcrusader8822 unfortunately, bronzor and bronzong are neutral against fighting... What other Pokemon can use fighting to beat psychic like this!?!?!?
@@Thomas_Morse why is that unfortunate? It just gets rid of the worry of being stomped by a fighting type. Its high defense and special defense makes it no worries to survive attack. Not only that, it'll allow the pokemon to use Gyro Ball on the fighting type considering its slow stature, while the average speed of Fighting Types are PRETTY good, making Gyro Ball even more useful. Fighting types aren't that common as well
That would be amazing, only he needs more categories bro like beyond death and can pound me to the moon. Like what he is expecting if he fights Aggron unless to be like just stabbed with a horn and ripped in 2... what he expects against Mega Blaziken unless to be kicked to the moon?
Rotom heat would cook you in its oven belly, rotom first would lock you in its fridge till you die of hypothermia, rotom wash will trap you in the washing machine and tumble you around until you either drown or die from head trauma, and rotom mo will run you over with its lawnmower and chop you to pieces. The fan form is the only one you would stand a chance against
@@idrovepastyourhouse-9385 yeah my explanation requires a little bit of suspension of disbelief but so does all of pokemon. I was just thinking of funny ways to die to rotom. Your point is still valid though
But they can dodge lasers?(flash cannon, solar beam;etc) rock throw only works because Pokemon have similar reaction and fighting speeds but humans definitely can't do that
@@nicodico9537 they DIG hole in the ground. So they are literally smashing stone until they found there way out. Yes rock are super effective on fire pokemon but that's because the one throwing the rocks are other pokemon. It's like trying to put out a house full of flame with a handful of dirt. Yes putting dirt on fire can extinguished it but not the fire is to strong. In the anime, there attack create giant explosion.
Have you SEEN Brock's Happiny? That thing can lift BOULDERS! You have REALLY undermined Happiny good sir! XD If there are boulders nearby, it would be Game Over for you! I'm serious. Happiny's stats maybe laughable, but, it is NO joke when take into account Happiny in the Anime is Superman in disguise!
@@allhailzamasu69 Judging on the pokemon, you cannot take down garchomp nor arceus. Your little feeble arms can’t take down gigantic creatures. Just imagine fighting the god of Pokémon. Have fun with this comment ruining your ego!
@@meltyanimations2672 it's a reference to a video wolfeyVGC made not too long ago ranking poketubers by list of who he could beat in a literal fight. our boy john was one of them hence the meme, and you just spoiled it, and made me spoil it even futher by typing out this damn somewhat long yet unnecessary comment.
Fun fact! Skunks aim for the eyes which can cause temporary blindness as well as acting like tear gas and are fairly accurate up to 10 feet. Enjoy the stunky fight!
Karens:
PokEmOn iS aNimAL abUsE
John:
You ain't seen nothing yet
You got a giggle out of me thank you
Redpanda
Wut about Karen from the elite 4
Lmao
@@dumbpotaato THE KAREN HAS EVOLVED INTO AN ELITE 4 MEMBER
I like how when he comes up to Darkrai he just said “you”.......
Darkrai won't even give him a chance to strike. Dark Void Hax.
knew darkrai would fucking obliterate him too so he didn't even bother saying its name😭🙏
He who shall not be named
Wait wait we didn't say if he was in his sleep Darkai would just......
@@syedmajidhassan4051 voldermort aka darkrai
Pokemen7:Which pokemon can I fight
PETA:🤬🤬🤬
I don't think PETA will care about such MONSTERS, especially the Bidoof.
@@cord4691 have you played pokemon PETA version yeah they do care
As it is my number one favorite Pokémon, I'm not sure whether hearing that you would punt Piplup to the moon without hesitation should make me angry or not.
mega lopunny: im going to punt you mr.john to the sun, the moon and back
Snover is the beginning of his doom
5:57 Actually if you hit kricketot twice, your done cause bide
Only if he doesn't knock it out by then!
Nick Schile Eviolite. It’s gonna withstand the hits
Bunnary’s pokedex entry States that it can destroy bolders with it’s ears, want to re- evaluate
John used Bash With Rock! It’s super effective!
Nice to see you again, John. I hope your days have been good :)
I actually really like Platinum's dex but they need buffs.
i feel like gallade would be like:
outsmart, but also don't try to outsmart at all and just repeatedly swing.
John: Squirrels are dumb.
Mark Rober: I would disagree.
9:18 how I fantasise about killing my enimes
At 32:00 The games either don't do seed flair justice or the Movies massively overpower it. In Shaymin's movie, that seed flair was able to simultaneously rip open Giratina out of Dialga's time loop and shred open a hole in Giratina's reverse world in a matter of seconds. And that was even out of sky form and Shaymin had it's eyes closed. And in another instance it was able to rip DIalga right out of Giratina's Shadow Force. Granted it didn't do much if not any damage to either Dialga or Giratina point blank and the pollution it used as fuel was a very special gas but still, That seed flair could rend you out of existence no problem.
John: puts buneary in punt to the moon
Me who is also a purplecliffe fan: You have no idea, do you.
( I know this video was posted after purplecliffe's heart gold video)
I didn't read the title fully at first so i was like wth when i saw torretera's placement
Dude... Seed Flare is literally a miniature NUKE made from Shaymin absorbing toxic air and expelling it in a large explosion! If it gets too much, then it can easily destroy an entire forest! (look up Giratina and the Sky Warrior. It confirms that this can happen)
1:50 ' I'ts pandemic, no i haven't been lifting' oh john... that's not the right excuse
Fun fact:Happiny's egg is actually a rock that it likes to carry around
Good luck catching that
Paul the Pokémon Breeder, to rude Patrat: No matter how much you hurt me, I won’t let anyone hurt you, even if 100 Gurrdurr show up out of nowhere!
[patrat realized humans are nice and calmed down]
Narrator: Well done! And now for a test. We prepared 100 Gurdurr to see if you could really protect Patrat from them!
(TV Show from Kalos)
I can just imagine John losing to floatzel or buizel whilst skydiving and they just become like tails from sonic and John falls to his doom
bronzor- yeeted into the sun rather than punted to the moon
In USA, you punt pokemon.
In Sinnoh, pokemon punt you.
“Squirrels are very stupid”
I don’t think you’ve seen Mark Robers newest video then
31:50 Me: *waiting for him to talk about Darkrai, my favorite pokemon*
What he says: you
Seriously?! You have nothing to say about Darkrai! Don’t you know what he’s capable of?! (I’m just surprised, that’s all)
me knowing the heights of these mons knowing i could definitely deck them
Not punting Bidoof to the moon is a tragedy 😂
I would like some of these ranking videos and then they go through in doing it!
What he must not know that is super cool about squirrels, they are a reminder how all we have on most animals is brains cuz even squirrels faster than us
More funny tier lists? HELL YEAH. That's all I had to say
15:16 & 18:49 I think that was the same mistake as calling a Growlith Arcanine and a Clefairy Clefable. (Also 28:14 was the same type of mistake in reverse).
Buneary and Lopunny both can shatter boulders and human bones with their ears and legs alone.
Did you ever do Gen 3 for this. I'd love to hear your thoughts on certain pokemon in that dex
If Buisel is an Otter, then your odds of fighting it are likely ten percent or less. Otters are stupid broken as it is IRL and they make Caymans not ok man, and this Otter is magic, there wouldn't be enough PM7 to ship home for last respects.
Alternate title : Man underestimates his power and makes fun of hiself
John says that he can withstand anything that cherrim can throw at him, I think he forgot about solar beam
Ambipom vs John
slap
slap
slap
spank
slap
slap
spank
spank
John has fainted
I loved this u should do one for every gen
I'd fight the pokemon God himself
1 thing i noice about this tier list is how it says punt to the moon does that mean he would have to do it at night because if it day the would go to the sun
I love how he turns pokemon into a verb. "Pokemoning"
I like that this was realistic haha every other youtuber who has done this be like “oh yeah, I could take a Torterra”
Legends are watching at the time of 100k subs
Obviously Arceus is the easiest win. You should fight him first!
Skunktank can learn FLAMETHROWER
And that’s why i would put it in RIP
as he did
This man clearly didn't watch the anime, Happiny is kind of a monster.
"This video is sponsored by PETA"
Who?
Pokemen7: We don’t talk about Chingling! No No!
Brock's happiny could kill you it can lift a giant ice pond plus in the anime all the happinies seem to be really strong
He Can Take Down A Happiny? A 24kg Something idk what it is in the anime ohh boi It can hold huge things for instance it once took a whole river which is frozen single handedly
Did you just call the gauchop family sharks
"reasonable height" lmao lucario is 3'11
Nice to see a dude who appreciates rampardos for its power like me
The reason the RIP list is so long is because this is the generation with the most legendaries AND the one that introduce literal gods as well as the Big G himself. How do you fight that?!
The fact that gen 4 is your favorite clearly shows that you are an S tier poketuber
5:00 wrong, everyone knows that bidoof will take the sun chuck it at humanity to suck them in a black void and at the same time destroys the universe
buisel ice beam cherrim solar beam
6:44 don't you even dare touch my Shinx got it?
this was very funny even if i don't agree with your opinion on the ones you say shouldn't exist
A summary of the video: don’t f*** with Sinnoh
riolu can cross two mountains in one night
Nah just grab an RPG and you win every fight
John A.K.A. PokeMEN @ Human Clothes
Ability: Opposable Thumbs
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Kick
- Punch
- Grab
- Throw
I will choose him
You forgot Stomp.
Wow that is a terrible hp stat
@@shadowthief6471 That's his EVs, not his base stats
Health: 70
Attack: 110
Defense: 60
SPA: 110
SPD: 60
Speed: 70
"Squirrels are very dumb"
Have you ever fought a squirrel? Those things are aggressive, at least here in Florida. Heck, we used to have one that would chew on the power lines every year and fight us for our mail
Squirrels in Florida are on meth, like a good portion of the population there if the news has any truth to it XD
That's crazy! Squirrels in Northern California are mostly chill
Japan squirrels 🐿
太恐怖了
I accidentally kicked a squirrel before
No thats just florida, here in Georgia there still pretty dumb
Next video: beating up every gen 4 Pokémon until the remakes come out.
well then he’d be beating up Pokemon forever
@@polterkitty3639 haha lol
So no more John then
LOL!
Imagine if it come outs in 5 months
"Pokemon is animal abuse"
John: "So I take them by the head, and I can just bash them back and forth.."
John: "I'm going to try playing frisbee golf with a 133-pound steel plate."
He would break his his hands
Not steel plate, Bronze Mirror.
I mean just use it like a discus
Just grab
Spin around
And *yeet*
And maybe tear your arms out of socket in the process
@@quinten2529 wow really? yeah-we know.
That's two thirds my weight.
“I could punt this bunny to the moon”
Yes. A bunny that can break BOULDERS (and probably human bones) with its EARS. Mk.
Thanks for playing along.
Oh I forgot about that one tiny detail
Oh and kills a bunch of LEGENDARIES!
(Get the reference)
IT CAN EVEN FLY
@@suchomimustenerensis yeah purplecliff
Buneary Pokedex entry: It slams foes by sharply uncoiling its rolled ears. It stings enough to make a grown-up cry in pain.
John: I can punt this to the moon. Easy
Also John: Loppuny is pretty weak.
Pokedex entry: Lopunny is constantly monitoring its surroundings. If dangers approaches, this Pokémon responds with superdestructive kicks.
Well the pokedex is stupid but yeah, he underestimate this pokemon a long shot.
Lmao
Riolu: this pokemon can cross 3 mountains and 2 canyons in one night. It is known to run all night long.
Lets be real, if he were honest about this, there wouldn't be a video, most any Pokemon has the potential to kill a human.
All it can do is kick he just has to catch its leg and slam the big bunny
John: "I would salt the snail!"
Me: "But....Shellos is a *sea slug*. It LIVES in salt water!"
Understand where your coming from but even with sea creatures, solid salt would burn then and could kill depending on how much you have
If a sea creature has too much salt it will die.
That's what I was thinking
John: "What's Happiny gonna do, throw its egg at me?"
Brock's Happiny (picking up an entire lake's water content worth of ice): "How about you try catching this?"
It’s not about the anime, it’s about how tough it is. (Which happiny isn’t) and Brock isn’t there, and what if there is no lake
But John could throw it too….
@Chad Springfield what if John comes out with gigichad abs
It’s an easy win gigichad can literally destroy every Pokémon ever
He can literally touch mewtwo and explode him gigichad is overpowered
I feel like John could beat a Bonsly. It’s just a baby rock/tree thing. I think you’d be fine if you can fling it far enough. Bronzor, though? Ive used one, and let me tell you: don’t underestimate them. They’ll confuse you, put you to sleep, and toss you around with psychic powers. Plus they’re pretty freaking bulky for a little bronze mirror. Unless you’ve got a flamethrower handy I’d bet my money on the Bronzor.
And even then it can have heatproof
@@mr.krustykrust just nullifies ONE weaknesses!!! It still shreads though...
@@Thomas_Morse hey, that "one weakness" can change a lot. Fire-Type is a pretty common type and getting rid of that removes the worry of fighting a trainer using a pokemon with fire-type moves
@@arandomcrusader8822 unfortunately, bronzor and bronzong are neutral against fighting...
What other Pokemon can use fighting to beat psychic like this!?!?!?
@@Thomas_Morse why is that unfortunate? It just gets rid of the worry of being stomped by a fighting type. Its high defense and special defense makes it no worries to survive attack. Not only that, it'll allow the pokemon to use Gyro Ball on the fighting type considering its slow stature, while the average speed of Fighting Types are PRETTY good, making Gyro Ball even more useful.
Fighting types aren't that common as well
15:56 John: A bunny,a normal type bunny,I can punt it to the moon.
Purplecliffe:Try to beat Chad.
Next video: Ranking Every Hoenn Pokemon I Could Beat Up
When he reaches Johto:
*I’m sorry, Togepay*
No thanks
I’d kill myself before I would ever kill a Mudkip
I don't want to kill Torchic-
It's too cute-
why do I like these animals that will run from me no matter what-
That would be amazing, only he needs more categories bro like beyond death and can pound me to the moon. Like what he is expecting if he fights Aggron unless to be like just stabbed with a horn and ripped in 2... what he expects against Mega Blaziken unless to be kicked to the moon?
Rotom heat would cook you in its oven belly, rotom first would lock you in its fridge till you die of hypothermia, rotom wash will trap you in the washing machine and tumble you around until you either drown or die from head trauma, and rotom mo will run you over with its lawnmower and chop you to pieces. The fan form is the only one you would stand a chance against
Can still electrocute him
Those forms are a lot smaller than an average human tho
@@idrovepastyourhouse-9385 yeah my explanation requires a little bit of suspension of disbelief but so does all of pokemon. I was just thinking of funny ways to die to rotom. Your point is still valid though
I can't see a human surviving Air Slash.
@@gengarzilla1685 actually the air Slash wouldn't be the problem, the air Slash would flinch you then it would murder you with electricity
I feel like you could chuck a rock at a lot of the “not great”s and they would just die
But they can dodge lasers?(flash cannon, solar beam;etc) rock throw only works because Pokemon have similar reaction and fighting speeds but humans definitely can't do that
Bro, chimchar can dig hole. He's got more power than a gun. I hope you are joking?
@@jeremy1909 i meant like if u hit it with a decent sized rock it would probably faint
@@nicodico9537 they DIG hole in the ground. So they are literally smashing stone until they found there way out.
Yes rock are super effective on fire pokemon but that's because the one throwing the rocks are other pokemon.
It's like trying to put out a house full of flame with a handful of dirt. Yes putting dirt on fire can extinguished it but not the fire is to strong.
In the anime, there attack create giant explosion.
@@jeremy1909 ikkk but if u landed a hit on its head with a rock it would die.
Have you SEEN Brock's Happiny? That thing can lift BOULDERS! You have REALLY undermined Happiny good sir! XD If there are boulders nearby, it would be Game Over for you! I'm serious. Happiny's stats maybe laughable, but, it is NO joke when take into account Happiny in the Anime is Superman in disguise!
Don’t underestimate happiny or else it will just lift a boulder and smush you poke7
@@Taxessss I know, right? His Happiny was ripped. It may have garbage stats, but, it had 255 strength!
The Garchomp line are also DRAGONS. Try fighting a dragon shark. You WILL lose
Try fighting a land shark that can outspeed a jet
@@talesofarcadiauval8848 it won't end well
I'd bodied Garchomp
@@allhailzamasu69 Judging on the pokemon, you cannot take down garchomp nor arceus.
Your little feeble arms can’t take down gigantic creatures. Just imagine fighting the god of Pokémon.
Have fun with this comment ruining your ego!
@@furrydumbass uh dude you know it not that serious right?
I half expected to hear “real youtubists have an intro”
yeah same lol, sounds like a spin off of the vid wolfey did for poketubers he could beat up a while back
but the question is, could you beat wolfey in a fight? 😋
meltan animations Don’t you know WolfeyVGC
@@meltyanimations2672 it's a reference to a video wolfeyVGC made not too long ago ranking poketubers by list of who he could beat in a literal fight. our boy john was one of them hence the meme, and you just spoiled it, and made me spoil it even futher by typing out this damn somewhat long yet unnecessary comment.
@@soldierofchaos8552 ooooohhhh, i get it now, so srry for being uncultured
@@meltyanimations2672 you didn't have to respond you know, especially not after 2 months lol
5:37 It's good that you know...
Shut up your a rippof of furret
Bikas Singh lol
@@bikassingh5123 and you shut up its rip off not rippof
KING BIBAREL,I SALUTE YOU
Furret = NOT HM SLAVE
Gotta watch out for that Bide from Kricketot, it might take you out! 😂 also “Bastiogon” 😂😂😂
The fact that riolu was in ‘punted to the moon’ and burmy and buneary was in ‘we’ll see’ in the thumbnail had me laughing way too hard
Fun fact! Skunks aim for the eyes which can cause temporary blindness as well as acting like tear gas and are fairly accurate up to 10 feet. Enjoy the stunky fight!
I Do Not Like Skunks
Skunks Live In North America Thank Goodness I Live In Africa
I can never defeat Bidoof: I mean literally, it's a living god.
Not as strong as furret
Well u forgot one God over the tier list of gods:
MAGIKARP
You guys are forgetting lord helix
THE GODS ARE BIDOOF, LORD HELIX, MAGIKARP, AND FURRET, AND SNOM, AND WOOLOO
@@K_E7609 and arceus. the actual pokemon god
John: I'm sorry Piplup, you're the coolest Pokemon here--
Mamoswine: *Betrayed Mamoswine noises*
He meant in the punt to the moon category
You should do gen 7 next. Or even make a series out of this. And I love that the most you could take on and win are mainly babies lol
After the frostlass John could’ve said the rest are legendary Pokémon and he doesn’t stand a chance.
Edit: Except the phione.
It's not royally rotten, so it'd be the duo who still wins... just saying.
im sorry but i may ask if you know what happend to the floor
Love the profile pick
@@blue_be_trippin tentacles floor tentacles
One could beat up shaymin with a shovel
I am currently 2 minutes in and this is already one of my favorite videos on this channel. Dying laughing rn.
According to the anime,Happiny apparently has super strength so it might not be as easy as u think to beat it.
I mean piplup in the anime creates giant whirlpools, and happiny is just straight up ripped.
Roserade is actually suuuper tiny if I remember right, you might have a shot if you dodge the Leaf Storm!
John: I'm going to become one of their souls.
Is he saying he's pure evil???
Solution to the non-ghost pokemon: get a true gun.
When it come to starly i remember the same thing that helps me remember why fighting is weak to flying
“Have you tried to punch a bird?”
Oh dear Arceus, this is the most hilarious tier list I've ever seen
You should do this for every generation lmao
Him describing how hes gonna use the burmy to defeat the other burmys was something i didnt know i needed mental imagery of today
"I used the Burmy to defeat the other Burmys"- Thanos, probably
He really thinks he has a chance to defeat the ultimate god of pokemon?
EVERYBODY BOW TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BIDOOF
Lord helix joined the group chat