Ep. 95: Diddy & Wal-Mart Checks Out | BS with Brian Simpson Podcast
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
- This week Brian discusses his new Netflix special, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Wal Mart charging to use their self checkout, and so much more while also answering some of your comments and questions.
0:00 Intro
1:00 Netflix Special
3:42 Wal Mart Self Checkouts
8:17 Sean "Diddy" Combs
20:28 "Psychopathic Men Have More Children"
21:36 Jeffrey Epstein List
24:00 Answers Comments & Questions
27:50 Advice On Stand Up Stage Fright
34:52 Career Advice
36:43 Relationship / Mental Health Advice
45:52 Podcast Changes
47:50 Closing Remarks
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When the world needed him most... he returned!! Glad to be back🤝
The amount of joy when I got the notification, we back baby 🎉
And we back! 🙌🏿
The special was dope. I can forgive the hiatus. Glad we're back
my favorite podcast is back let's get it!
I like your way and style on how you make this podcast. Great to find a person who is real
Welcome back bruh!!! FANTASTIC SPECIAL! 🙌🙌🙌
I first saw you on Lights Out w/ David Spade, and that set was hilarious, I rarely laugh at every joke or 98% of someone's jokes but you were throwing hard hitters every time, and I've been a huge fan ever since. Love the pod too, thank you for all you do to make us laugh and entertain/inform us as well. It's greatly appreciated.
Glad you're back. Didn't know there was a special. Sheeit, that may be early evening watch.
So many specials recently! BS's was 100 % for sure one of the best!
The Special is great!!!! Expected nothing less 🏋🏽♀
OG I'm tellin you rn, if you pull some shit like this again with the whole "mental health break" or whatever other shit you used to not speak to ME DIRECTLY through this podcast- I will be found in your bathroom like I'm hidin from the Diddler....
Special was amazing btw gangy
Missed this podcast the most 🙏
Glad to see you back on the cast! Keep up the grind
The special was fucking GREAT!!!
I was about to press you when I saw you in West Nyack about the pod. Happy ya returned. Great special, great new hour you're working on. Wishing you much success!
Special was good. Glad you're finally back, but bring Rob back too
You remind me of my best friend. Your a great Man!
100% feel the same about walking through Walmart
We missed you Brian! Welcome back my dude, your new special is fucking hilarious!
Welcome back B
The special is great! I’m pretty sure Netflix didn’t show me your special at all, I had to type in Brian to find it. And I watch a shit ton of specials but they didn’t put you in my al go rhythm
Just discovered you recently. This was a fun listen!
Welcome back Brian
Back with vengeance!! 😂
I literally just checked to see if you dropped anything like a hour before this came out 😂😂
The special is fire. You up there with Hot Cross Buns.
Both were SO GOOD!
Doing gods work sir. Great fucking special!
The comedy king is back!
26:35. Dude said he’s blind 😂😂😂😂
BS really my inner voice 😅
Welcome back on the horse Brian! The special rocks dude, I lost 3 pounds from laughing so hard. I'm halfway to a six pack thanks to you!
The special dropped now we back to work !!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Welcome back, MFKA!!!
came from the stavvy's world podcast, I really enjoyed this pod ep!
So happy it’s back!!
Ozempic King is back.
Diddy eats 🌽 the long way 😂😂😂
we back hum, lets gooo
brian calling out CTG within the first 30 seconds im here for it
Welcome back! The special is great! Yes, when I watched the second time the subtitles were gone
He back!
Glad you’re back. Where’s Rob? 😊
The folks at Walmart aren't as smart as they once were. No one feels bad for stealing from them in particular. I've seen every kind of person forget to scan a few items at self checkout. Very few are loyal to the brand.
A man with that many name changes has gotta be running from something! Ahh yeeeeaahhhh!
Diddy does have a List, that's why had had 130 camera in his house recording everyone who ever did anything. That's also why he's on the run because they got his recorded footage for years. Beyonce and Jay-Z just went on the run also because of him. TMZ caught them taking off in jets with their kids too😅
Yoooooooooo Welcome back Brian. Was just listening to you on the solid show last night. New special slaps I ran that shit up congrats on that. Buddy and I got tickets in Tacoma hyped for that
❤Yay!! I am so glad to see and hear you again!! Unfortunately I am too broke to afford Netflix but hopefully I will get to see it someday❤
Love your common sense and delivery❤!!!!
Welcome back!
"Women want you to prioritize their feelings and live as though you don't have any."
A Patrice O'Neal like observation that's so true and concise. Brian Simpson, thank you for you. I'm female btw.
I’m watching this pod with a lightly anger-coated joy… not unlike a 13 year old kid who sees his dad for the first time since the dad went “out for milk” eight years ago… 😏🤣🤣🤣 Great to have you back Brian! ✊🏾🔥🔥
Fair enough
FYI my man, all Walmart employees make at least $10/hr I think. Also Walmart doesn't care if you walk in and stole everything on the shelves because if it's merchandise from them anywhere, it's insured 100 % all the way from shipment after manufacturing up until it is sold. I know that because I used to work at one. The whole charging for self checkout is just them making money hand over fist 3 fold. Personally I never use self checkout. Didn't when I worked there. Don't now. Plus I don't buy food there either. And that's coming from someone who used to stock the food every night.
FPD, FDC, FSDC or whatever TF he's going by these days. He is evil personified!
finally!
Wilmart plass with two assesses
Fuck yeah he’s back… on a Friday too?! 🙌
the perspective we’ve been missing! If they raided Denzel I’d be skeptical but Diddy… people knew for years.
Rob outta here? lol
glad the show is back but is it me or is he geeked out a lil on this one? maybe im just high
Hey guy, go up on stage and blackout. That would be hilarious. And then you’ll get noticed.
Do I send you my issue directly on this account or is there a different way to reach out to you??????
bswithbriansimpson@gmail
Hello old friend!
I am living in a predicament and I think you may have some wisdom to impart to me.
I have three sons who I raised by myself. They are all competent, working citizens. I am very proud of them.
They are all pushing forty, I am sixty five. Our relationships have endured so many challenges and one of them will not talk to me for years and then they switch. It’s very hurtful.
I am disabled and retired due to PTSD, depression and anxiety. I have trauma from childhood all the way through to my career as a critical care nurse.
It’s so frustrating that they do not understand my challenges and blame me. I feel they punish me for something completely out of my control. They are smart people, I have tried to explain it but they refuse acknowledge my struggles. I am so very, very hurt. I voice everything about my condition to no avail.
My middle son and his wife have just had my first grandbaby. I want to be a part of his life.
I try hard to be “appropriate” according to their rules. Unfortunately I am so hyper vigilant and always on alert. My feelings get hurt easily and I blow up. It reinforces their opinion that I am “crazy”.
I have always thought family was more important than anything but I have reached the conclusion that this is toxic for me. I have been texting everyone on Sunday to try and keep the window open for years. Frequently I get nothing.
How long do I keep trying for connection and when do I give up?
Ageism is alive and well. There is no respect for older, wiser people in our society. I see it all the time. Boomers are considered the reason why we are in this mess. I call bullshit. The “greatest generation” were not great but boomers are the “problem”?
Anyway, thanks for being you! Maybe you can unravel this for me or not. The fact that you make me laugh and give great insight into life means the world to me!!!!!
PEACE!!!💚❤️💙💜🥹💚❤️💙💜
You should see the video interview of Tupac when he was 17yrs old. He's quite Gay looking and acting. Before they changed him for their entertainment. Diddy is the same. Just Gay men trying to take over Hip-hop in their own way while hiding behind their money to behave differently.
Morpheus?????
Bro...why you shaking the entire show?
I'm a nervous fella
Surprised this podcast is so dry?
Dont call it a comeback