Tbf I wouldn't pay for the military in the Zelda universe either 99% of the time they're completely useless. (I would just donate to Link and claim that on taxes :P)
President Hudson should start a tax filing company, to show he will have the Kingdom's back And in Links defense the military of Hyrule is pretty much all just him, everyone else is kinda useless. Plus no one gave receipts of any purchases
"Breaking news, the mysterious Dissapearance of ganondorf. He was last seen with Mr. IRS, if seen please contact the authorities. He owes 100000000000000000000000rupees . "
One issue: Zelda is a princess, and hyrule appears to be an absolute monarchy. She doesn't pay taxes, she gets paid BY taxes and then decides where the money goes.
She mentioned that there are limits to her power, implying some kind of parliament or other legal or moral restrictions to using her power to bail Link out.
1 there's only two educational institutions in the entire kingdom And that's only if you count the gerudo region as part of the Kingdom. Which to be fair it's technically its own separate kingdom making hyrule an empire. One of them barely counts. What's destroyed in is now run in a cave the other counts slightly more but both of them are volunteered. In what do you mean there's a limit to your power? You are quite literally the definition ruling by divine right
*Cringerule. This is Cringerule (In-Game,, in BOTW, as that is what I am playing, it seems it was a confederation with a monarchy and after the Calamity, a bunch of loosely connected polties that don't really classify as a State.
The part where Link asks how much taxes he owes and the IRS won't tell him so he has to guess hurts deep in my soul. How has this nonsense Gooberment not imploded from sheer stupidity yet?
Next upload idea: Link uses stuff around the prison to break out and makes it back to Zelda in Hateno Village and when the Hylian Authorities or IRS come for him he uses a Korok as a hostage resulting in Zelda snapping and arresting Link herself.
I bet it's only structured that way because overload didn't want link getting off free over a real issue. If tax stuff was fake I'm pretty sure he'd have link bust out easily.
To be fair, given that the entire kingdom depends on this one guy to not be devoured by eldritch amalgamations, I’m pretty sure they are willing to make an exception (Besides, what are they gonna do if he doesn’t either way, he’s the man that soloed gannon and the entire kingdom twice)
Technically, Link should be tax-exempt, since he's both a high-ranking military official, the personal bodyguard of the Princess, as well as her boyfriend.
Link gets to his prison cell, looks to his cellmate. For some reason, it's a Turnip Boy. Turnip Boy gives Link every receipt he's ever thrown out... Ripped in half, as the goddesses intended.
Zelda: What about the military
Link: I am the Military
Link: I'm being paid with my own rupees
😆I was just thinking this when I saw your comment.
Lol fr
Tbf I wouldn't pay for the military in the Zelda universe either 99% of the time they're completely useless. (I would just donate to Link and claim that on taxes :P)
Facts 😆
Plot Twist.... The leader of the IRS was a blupee all along
Worse...
it was a Korok
@@extremmefan7305Yahahaha!
@@GrumpyLemuryahaha you found me
@@Avatar-AN4RCH1S75 *proceeds to waterboard the korok*
@@thatguywhoanimids what the fuuuuuuu-
The IRS is evil. More evil than Gannondaddy.
Kick their asses, Link!!
Hmm, yes more evil than gannondaddy 💀
I don't think link could kill all of the IRS
It is ganonDORF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somehow even more evil than Cassandra defunding the Korok Space Program.
He beat gannondorf with his meat.
How did Link actually get stopped by bars in prison? Doesn’t he have the power to bench press 10^100 pounds?
He could also use ascend to get free
@@faliciokluivert7876 also a good point, but for Link, that’s a bit lame, he’d probably design a miniature nuke or Antimatter bomb to break out…
Also, couldnt link just use ascend?
The IRS bars are built different !
@@alijabbar5794 Link is like the Marionette from FNAF 2, there’s no stopping it…
Mr. IRS:
*throws link in jail*
Link:
*Uses Ascend*
Hahaha😁
Like in gerudo town.
*LoZ piano riff plays*
Zonai arm go bye bye when zelda comes back :(
Aasends into the cell above him and finds Gannon
Remember, not even Joker was crazy enough to mess with the IRS.
😂😂faxx
Link could just load a save file before he was arrested now that knows how many rupees he owes
President Hudson should start a tax filing company, to show he will have the Kingdom's back
And in Links defense the military of Hyrule is pretty much all just him, everyone else is kinda useless. Plus no one gave receipts of any purchases
Now what about the taxes gannondorf didn't pay in his 20000 year sleep?
That will be 10000000000000000000000 rupees
"Breaking news, the mysterious Dissapearance of ganondorf. He was last seen with Mr. IRS, if seen please contact the authorities. He owes 100000000000000000000000rupees . "
I don’t think the IRS existed 20 millennia ago 😂
Tbf, Ganon wasn't earning any rupees during his sleep. And because his income per year was below a certain threshold, he didn't have to pay for taxes
Im like 70% sure it was far longer then 20,000 years but point still stands
One issue: Zelda is a princess, and hyrule appears to be an absolute monarchy. She doesn't pay taxes, she gets paid BY taxes and then decides where the money goes.
She mentioned that there are limits to her power, implying some kind of parliament or other legal or moral restrictions to using her power to bail Link out.
..... Link, why do you think that even the Joker won't screw with the IRS?????😂😂😂😂
Yeah, joker has committed 45 different crimes before, but tax evasion wasn't one of them.
I love that link made more sense than the Irs
You know your in trouble when this version of link starts making sense.😂
1:24
The one time Zelda saw Links point of view.😂
Though she could've countered that he's a soldier.
Perhaps that would've been good idea
Wait Link did donate to a church! The Korok Church!
Don't forget the space program!
But just dont hurt the koroks pls😅😅
@@JulesZilla but we need to send the Koroks back to their creator! 😃
@@sweetdreams1028 NOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love how Tom Nook is almost entirely unfazed by all of Link's bs, compared to how much Zelda is absolutely losing it. XD
He should have said 4329 rupees to Mr. IRS.
The irs will come after you
Link: couldn’t care less
Link is most likely going to meet the other contributors to the KSP in prison
Tom Nook, I swear to Hylia... You'll pay for this once Link gets out of jail.
It’s not Tom Nook’s fault, the IRS was being vague
oh no.. it’s TAX SEASONNN
Suprised that link even understoon that he would be to prison for it
Link fr tryna get a flurry rush on the IRS 💀
Isn't Zelda technically the IRS?
Edit: Isn't Link 85% of the Military?
Plus Zelda can’t even seal Gannon.
Bro
WHEER IS MY REPLYYY
WTF
Yeah, I thought the joke there was going to be Link saying he was the military.
never thought that a video about link evading taxes would make me mute my computer
Even the Joker is too scared to take on the IRS. I think we might be seeing the effects of the Triforce of Courage at the beginning here lol.
We need part 2! Also, this was so freaking funny! I needed a laugh! :D
7:19 and in the end link go to the prison its so much a link thing to do all this without know anything about the rubbis he spend
Tom Nook is perfect for that job 😂
Zelda: what about the military
Link: Zelda they are all dead. I am the WHOLE hyrulean military
Jail or Doghouse, Link. Take your pick.
1 there's only two educational institutions in the entire kingdom And that's only if you count the gerudo region as part of the Kingdom.
Which to be fair it's technically its own separate kingdom making hyrule an empire. One of them barely counts. What's destroyed in is now run in a cave the other counts slightly more but both of them are volunteered. In what do you mean there's a limit to your power? You are quite literally the definition ruling by divine right
I thought that was yoshi's job
4:46 YES!! POKÉMON HEART GOLD!!!! THATS THE LEGENDARY BIRD HO-OH IS AT ON TOP OF BELL TOWER!!!!!!!
So... Hyrule is a constitutional monarchy
*Cringerule. This is Cringerule
(In-Game,, in BOTW, as that is what I am playing, it seems it was a confederation with a monarchy and after the Calamity, a bunch of loosely connected polties that don't really classify as a State.
1:01
I thought Zelda would know Link would use it on some Korok torture cult instead of roads and education-
He is doing a Yoshi?!
In prison, Link meets Yoshi!
Yoshi: first time?
Link already knows Yoshi. But yeah.
First they went after joker, and now they managed to take link
Joker getting caught in a batman gambit like that is always going to be legendary.
The army? Don’t you mean me, I am the hero of legend after all
The part where Link asks how much taxes he owes and the IRS won't tell him so he has to guess hurts deep in my soul.
How has this nonsense Gooberment not imploded from sheer stupidity yet?
Zelda is the princess, the queen. She needs to get paid Link.
Next time, Link should follow the example set by the Joker:
"I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Noooo, thank you!"
Yeah.... its the most happiest day for every adult...
Purah calls Link ‘Linky’
Next video will be about ganondilf and khoga doing their taxes
I had an ad for Turbo Tax- maybe Link should look into it
1:08 link makes a very fair point many times over
I love doing tax evasion
This feels like an extension/reboot of the old Zelda cartoon.
Next upload idea: Link uses stuff around the prison to break out and makes it back to Zelda in Hateno Village and when the Hylian Authorities or IRS come for him he uses a Korok as a hostage resulting in Zelda snapping and arresting Link herself.
"the legend of zelda: evasion of the taxes"
Link is right, be ungovernable!!
You think Link could do my taxes
Prison won’t stop Link. He’s just gonna ascend thru the prison.
This is a life lesson... Don't evade ur taxes!
Link is a knight, which would make him exempt from taxes.
Link went to prison and was never to be seen again
TOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOK OH NO HE FOUND HYRULE NOW THERE'S NO WHERE SAFE TO GO
1:15 this its so much a link thing to do😅
1:02 if Hyrule is anything like the US right now it's probably mostly going to foreign countries. Yeah we really need to start over from the basic's
"i may be crazy enough to take on batman but the IRS, NNOOOOOO thank you!" The Joker.
I would love to watch more Purah livestreams 👀
Based Link not playing the taxman's game. If the taxman wants his money, he'll have to take it, the old fashioned way.
That’s Yoshi’s job.
03:20 that's a new one.
are you saying, link the guy who tortured koroks and did unspeakable war crimes and whatever sh*t he does can be stopped by A COUPLE bars? WTF
I bet it's only structured that way because overload didn't want link getting off free over a real issue. If tax stuff was fake I'm pretty sure he'd have link bust out easily.
Zelda: Do you know how stressful it is to file an entire kingdom's taxes?
My sister in Christ, you _collect_ the taxes
The true villain of Hyrule... The IRS...
Link is the Hero of Hyrule… He shouldn’t have to pay taxes! 😭
Link is right for not allowing the IRS to steal his hard-earned rupees
"Oh. What a relief..." 😂
One swing of that Master sword and he's outta there.
"An entire kingdom's taxes" someone tell Zelda she's who the taxes go to, not from
Zelda, you're the government, you're the IRS.
To be fair, given that the entire kingdom depends on this one guy to not be devoured by eldritch amalgamations, I’m pretty sure they are willing to make an exception
(Besides, what are they gonna do if he doesn’t either way, he’s the man that soloed gannon and the entire kingdom twice)
Why does Zelda have to file taxes? She's the princess, who is collecting taxes from Hyrule?
These videos make me laugh so hard!
Technically, Link should be tax-exempt, since he's both a high-ranking military official, the personal bodyguard of the Princess, as well as her boyfriend.
Dad link..... PAY YOU TAXES OR WE WILL BE IN JAIL MOM WILL SCREAM AT YOU
When THIS link has more IQ than the IRS.
Joker: and they call me the crazy one. You should check out that so called hero from Hyrule *insert joker laugh*
Hold on Zelda, I know a guy who can get him out........
The IRS is the eternal fixture of the universe-Max0r
Plot Twist: The Koroks That Link Sent To Space Reached There Freind And Bail Him Out
you're
go on, call me a nerd
Nerd
As someone who does peoples taxes I feel for Tom Nook in this video. Some people just seem to think we can magic up their numbers.
Zelda...you are talking to a Link. Any Link don't pay taxes XD heck they even might just break your pot and stealing rupees
I was waiting for Zelda to bail him out but she didn’t
Link gets to his prison cell, looks to his cellmate. For some reason, it's a Turnip Boy. Turnip Boy gives Link every receipt he's ever thrown out... Ripped in half, as the goddesses intended.
And to his other side is his other cellmate, Yoshi. He ate the ripped pieces of receipt.
I'm pretty sure Mipha would be very willing to help pay Link's bail and/or taxes he owes in order to free him out of prison.
2:42, when the irs went after superman, he was able to
Lmao the special shoutout scene XD
Link's in league with Yoshi now.
*346th like*
*If they can get Al Capone then they can get you*
Technically you only have to file them.
zelda: what about the millatary link: oh you mean the guys who f### me up for 100 years
Wait a minute couldn't Link just ascend out of prison?
Zelda didn’t know how to say educational institutions 😂
I think what makes this funnier is that Link could probably take out the IRS all by himself if he wanted to.
The disclaimer in the description is so funny to me😭😭