Rent a German: Teaching an Englishman how to drive

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @sebastianfernandez407
    @sebastianfernandez407 3 года назад +216

    you need some protective goggles for when you are testing. safety first

    • @KokkiePiet
      @KokkiePiet 3 года назад +4

      Ja! Ze goggels ar verpflichtet by ze TUF

  • @diekompetenteente6245
    @diekompetenteente6245 3 года назад +516

    The fact that the english people get all the wrongly build cars where they accidentaly put the steering wheel on the wrong side, says everything...

    • @numbereightyseven
      @numbereightyseven 3 года назад +7

      So, you're saying that Germans accidentally put steering wheels on the wrong side? Not, on purpose? That's an impressive level of incompetence 😖.

    • @floriannomennescio9413
      @floriannomennescio9413 3 года назад +13

      @@numbereightyseven no thats john the only english man in the factory.

    • @numbereightyseven
      @numbereightyseven 3 года назад +2

      @@floriannomennescio9413 Ha! Understood - but then it sounds like John is incredibly productive compared to his fellow workers; that he produces all those right-hand-drive cars all on his own. I bet his German workmates are envious or embarrassed...

    • @technikhusky2054
      @technikhusky2054 3 года назад +3

      @@numbereightyseven Most German workmates of John don't like him because they are Italian and Johns full name is John Burno, what's the opposite of Bon Journo. And that's why he is building cars the wrong way.

  • @usedsubcompact1369
    @usedsubcompact1369 3 года назад +181

    No, I have fact checked it and Okan Yilmaz is definitely a Bavarian name and definitely not Turkish, it is Bavarian

    • @Demon_Dorian
      @Demon_Dorian 3 года назад +24

      It is... acceptable if he was born and raised there. German efficiency went into his upbringing

    • @sirlock1945
      @sirlock1945 3 года назад +1

      @@Demon_Dorian exactly

  • @saleendriver
    @saleendriver 3 года назад +366

    "Agh the shize Englander".......I'm dying.......

  • @xxzmk
    @xxzmk 3 года назад +57

    What was the speedlimit? „100(kph)“ what did you drive ? „93(mph)“ this is good.

  • @technikhusky2054
    @technikhusky2054 3 года назад +21

    Germans on Autobahn: "IF YOU DON'T DRIVE AT LEAST 180KM/H YOU HAVE USE THE LANDSTRAßE! REMEMBER? THE LANDSTRAßE, THE PALCE WHERE THE RENTER LIFES. OTHERWAYS YOU ARE A HINDERNIS AND THIS MAKES 50 POINTS ... IN FLENSBURG"

  • @lenuxf7676
    @lenuxf7676 3 года назад +54

    Mertens würde da sagen: 200€ macht das. Für die Einstellung im Kopf kommt der Führerschein weg 😆

    • @S_R2k
      @S_R2k 3 года назад +3

      Zusätzlich erlischt mit sofortiger Wirkung die Fahrerlaubnis für dieses KFZ aufgrund dem Tuning mit dem Lenkrad welches sich ganz klar auf der falschen Seite befindet und somit eine Gefährdung des Straßenverkehrs darstellt

  • @nathanzoth1440
    @nathanzoth1440 3 года назад +41

    This music is LEGENDARY

    • @IncreasingVoltage
      @IncreasingVoltage 3 года назад +2

      Remembers me of the swiss themed area of europa park. I don't know. Matterhorn Blitz waiting area.

    • @Specter2605
      @Specter2605 3 года назад +1

      This is a very popular hip-hop beat in Germany. The song is called "Von Salat schrumpft der Bizeps" by German ganster rapper "Kollegah". Just search it and enjoy!

  • @ScienceCastRic
    @ScienceCastRic 3 года назад +35

    2:28 Hes just waiting till he asks

  • @theLoneHustler
    @theLoneHustler 3 года назад +24

    I declare this comment section "eingenommen". Germans of RUclips assemble.
    That must be the most german english speaking video I've ever seen.
    Habt ihr jut gemacht.

  • @BennyTheChiller
    @BennyTheChiller 3 года назад +11

    Dieser Beat von "von Salat schrumpft der Bizeps" :D

  • @waldfink_
    @waldfink_ 3 года назад +21

    3:37 .... 93 - echt? 😁

  • @dadtype2339
    @dadtype2339 2 года назад +2

    He didn't check his mirrors before getting underway.... automatic FAIL. Lol love the videos, proud of my German heritage, love the humor, but seriously should always check the mirrors before driving...I do even if I know I'm the last person to have operated the automobile. They could have moved. Subscribed and thumbs up!

  • @Finiiiii
    @Finiiiii 3 года назад +6

    My mom is from Berlin and she always thought me that if the speed limit is 100 your gonna drive 100, so in other words if you can drive 100 your gonna drive 100

    • @pakeis5987
      @pakeis5987 3 года назад +3

      Yes thats right! And if you are on Autobahn you have to use the full power! Instead you can drive on the Landstraße!

  • @diyal9265
    @diyal9265 3 года назад +2

    Watching sis inside se Badewanne is very enjoyable

  • @justkol
    @justkol 3 года назад +25

    The scoring system was somewhat flawed.

    • @DC1948p
      @DC1948p 3 года назад +1

      Just a tiny bit 🤏

    • @natalya402
      @natalya402 3 года назад +1

      Impossible! It is a German scoring system. It is efficient and methodical.

  • @nathanzoth1440
    @nathanzoth1440 3 года назад +60

    Immer diese englischen Autos😂

  • @Comrat_
    @Comrat_ 3 года назад +8

    "Have you lost all of your coffee in your cups of of in the cupboard or wat?"
    im dead

  • @dirk4632
    @dirk4632 3 года назад +78

    Scheiß England 😂😂😂

  • @wilmaolandres
    @wilmaolandres 3 года назад +1

    Cold is only a feeling in your mind….😂😂😂

  • @trisp3ar
    @trisp3ar 3 года назад +13

    Ich hab irgendwie mehr "Hier ist 100, warum fährst du nicht 120?" erwartet.

    • @berke2706
      @berke2706 3 года назад +3

      Eigentlich hätte kommen müssen er muss mindestens 100 fahren, mit 93 ist er ja schon eine Gefährdung für den Verkehrsfluss 😂

    • @LetsGammel1996
      @LetsGammel1996 3 года назад +4

      @@berke2706 93Mph waren gemeint. 93 Meilen die Stunde sind weit über 100kmh^^

  • @NicoEarp
    @NicoEarp 3 года назад +9

    -You call that a burp?
    -You know not everything is a competition?
    I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marcelaherrerasalazar3951
    @marcelaherrerasalazar3951 3 года назад +16

    Hallo.
    I want to rent a german please.

  • @ispatreonethical376
    @ispatreonethical376 3 года назад +1

    Kohl is the real star ,what a good looking chap

  • @I_can_hear_you_not
    @I_can_hear_you_not 3 года назад +9

    Steering Wheel on the wrong side 🤦‍♂️

  • @throughthegrace7893
    @throughthegrace7893 2 года назад

    I love your channel. I had to mute the adult humor since my kids watch your channel with me though but you crack us up.

  • @eyeeyeoh
    @eyeeyeoh 3 года назад +11

    Rent a Russian: Teaching an American how to drink

  • @aj3k840
    @aj3k840 3 года назад +3

    Sehr deutsch. Gefällt mir 😂

  • @kevinl6231
    @kevinl6231 3 года назад +1

    Gotta love the music.

  • @prayogaliong5395
    @prayogaliong5395 3 года назад

    I lost it when you said geschwindgekeitskamera and the guy just got so confused

  • @frankwolfi
    @frankwolfi 3 года назад +8

    Runs around with an iPad 2 from 2011 and calls it modern..

    • @ShortStoryVault
      @ShortStoryVault 3 года назад +11

      may be it's as old as your understanding of humor.... ROFL

  • @noisless6485
    @noisless6485 3 года назад +1

    2:01 mich hats so ausn Hocker gehauen

  • @wallbreaker_9358
    @wallbreaker_9358 3 года назад +5

    My kind of Humor 😁

  • @babarius1522
    @babarius1522 3 года назад +1

    "aah the scheiß England ja" 😂😂😂

  • @marius2971
    @marius2971 3 года назад +1

    He even wears his watch on the wrong side!

  • @miladibrahim1068
    @miladibrahim1068 3 года назад +7

    Englanders driver on ze ghrong side of the ghode

  • @adrianw7011
    @adrianw7011 3 года назад +1

    How did the gold fish taste? Did you prepare them as per the English Fish and Chip method or the Deutsch method?

  • @Hlodowig1989
    @Hlodowig1989 3 года назад +3

    5:47 Yu-Gi-oh !

  • @FranzFridl
    @FranzFridl 3 года назад +1

    10 über die Tempolimit gives NO penalty, shitbox goes braaaaa

  • @miroslavdockal9468
    @miroslavdockal9468 3 года назад +1

    Beste Man, Speed Comparer, und weiter so..... 🤣👌

  • @UndercoverDog
    @UndercoverDog Год назад +1

    3:04 I saw a small smile on your face. Zis is not ok!!!

  • @AnneH1021
    @AnneH1021 3 года назад

    1:27 the caption says KUBICA ENGINE, which means…

  • @icemaaan0477
    @icemaaan0477 3 года назад +3

    Fährste quer, siehste mehr!

  • @Kinzione
    @Kinzione 3 года назад +6

    So kol failed the test, sooo now he is dead can i have zhe daimler?

  • @frej2229
    @frej2229 3 года назад +6

    This feels familiar, is this a reupload or something?
    Edit: just checked and I was thinking of the video where he went to london.

    • @strunkhendrik1998
      @strunkhendrik1998 3 года назад +1

      I thought the same when he was reading the name on the engine. I had kind of a dejavu

  • @seminky5341
    @seminky5341 3 года назад +2

    I was hoping when ze guy sai if i dont pass?
    - answer going to be 'to ze camp'

    • @numbereightyseven
      @numbereightyseven 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, but in the end, the German was outwitted by the Brit...

    • @nilsandresen9912
      @nilsandresen9912 3 года назад +1

      we do not really joke about that, to be honest.

  • @euacid2664
    @euacid2664 3 года назад

    Having worn off tires are actually not illegal

  • @shadowlord0162
    @shadowlord0162 3 года назад

    liebe es wie bei 6:54 da einfach W8 KOL steht... wait kol lmao

  • @abudankmeme1477
    @abudankmeme1477 3 года назад

    Meine güte du bist der Beste hahahahaha

  • @paul_109
    @paul_109 3 года назад

    1:40 now that would explain why the steering wheel is on the wrong side

  • @CaptainPantys
    @CaptainPantys 3 года назад

    I like how there's zero conclusion to the video. Homie straight up gets stranded man.... doesn't feel too good.

  • @nestrac
    @nestrac 3 года назад +1

    Siri must deactivated... She knows to much.....

  • @moinsen4593
    @moinsen4593 3 года назад +2

    i need an amg jetzt

  • @johnyheinzi
    @johnyheinzi 3 года назад

    Bestes video ever

  • @luanbyleveld2423
    @luanbyleveld2423 3 года назад

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Very good advice . Very good -1000 points.
    I got a speeding ticket today....🤫

  • @andrekaufmann1203
    @andrekaufmann1203 3 года назад +1

    🤣😂Das tut richtig weh beim anschauen.🤣😂✌💷💶

  • @ljnouata9088
    @ljnouata9088 3 года назад

    Come to Australia we teach you how to drive burnout cars. Just RUclips any power cruise video 😂

  • @corymain115
    @corymain115 3 года назад

    Swines in the duvet love it!

  • @derfifaboss422
    @derfifaboss422 3 года назад

    6:35 XD

  • @christoph7510
    @christoph7510 3 года назад

    Comedy gold

  • @vrsmartin2981
    @vrsmartin2981 3 года назад +1

    5m points off for the crap 4d plates!

  • @thearchibaldtuttle
    @thearchibaldtuttle 3 года назад +1

    He missed to get back on time for zeee Brexit!

  • @xraser4914
    @xraser4914 3 года назад

    So ein lachkick 😂

  • @mjoelnir58
    @mjoelnir58 3 года назад +2

    500 minus points already....

  • @jeanclaudevomdeich4234
    @jeanclaudevomdeich4234 3 года назад

    Get daun, go daun 🤣🤣🤣

  • @slothworks7032
    @slothworks7032 3 года назад

    Hm I don't think this is real, he didn't yell " *HÄNDE AUSM SÄCKEL* "

  • @tbgslav837
    @tbgslav837 3 года назад

    -500 points already hahajaha

  • @bencrosbie
    @bencrosbie 3 года назад

    Engine made by renault hahaha

  • @marcoloc2609
    @marcoloc2609 3 года назад

    Hahaha brilliant

  • @olisigg7983
    @olisigg7983 3 года назад

    Why do you film in switzerland?

  • @hendkohlef9901
    @hendkohlef9901 3 года назад

    😹😹😹😹😹

  • @187b_Tarek
    @187b_Tarek 3 года назад +2

    bmw ist besser als benz,
    ist aber ansichts sache

  • @marcr6218
    @marcr6218 3 года назад

    Garnicht mal so lustig ...

  • @zitze25
    @zitze25 3 года назад

    I darad mich schäma für so an nama auf meim V8

  • @SuperAndrule
    @SuperAndrule 3 года назад

    He's gone, but don't complain, that was FALSCHES RECHTSHANDEDes Mercedes, i even stopped watching this))

  • @Mr_LMM
    @Mr_LMM 3 года назад

    Ja moin

  • @OZUndead
    @OZUndead 3 года назад +2

    Midget meets Mann.

  • @pjm6809
    @pjm6809 3 года назад

    Visit French please

  • @waedi73
    @waedi73 3 года назад

    Kol is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen on this channel !
    I want to marry it !