Rent a German: The Test Driver

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @I_can_hear_you_not
    @I_can_hear_you_not 4 года назад +284

    The Aldi Test is the most important for a race car

  • @patrese993
    @patrese993 4 года назад +523

    Hier is a german tip: Wenn you have a swiss Kennzeichen, never go shopping in Germany.
    😂

    • @Sampler19
      @Sampler19 4 года назад +2

      Why's that?

    • @kleener014
      @kleener014 4 года назад +32

      @@Sampler19 Swiss is not in the EU, so the swiss police controls check very detailed for the maximum amount of goods brought into the country due to tolls and tax reasons

    • @patrese993
      @patrese993 4 года назад +32

      @@Sampler19
      Mostly because the locals will hate you for overcrowding parking lots and stores, causing congestion and not even paying VAT...

    • @patrese993
      @patrese993 4 года назад +5

      @8404
      Well, there are, but usually they are way too busy stamping Ausfuhrscheine (tax evasion papers)

    • @ilikxl1708
      @ilikxl1708 4 года назад +7

      No they will make the price teuerer ne

  • @tschapetin564
    @tschapetin564 4 года назад +242

    Every time I watch a German video I feel Smarter aka less Dummkopf

    • @moee1337
      @moee1337 4 года назад +4

      Dummkopf* ;D
      Edit:
      Btw if you didn't know:
      It means Dumbhead. :)

    • @piotrkurek79
      @piotrkurek79 4 года назад +1

      You mean Dummkopf? Well you still must watch millions of German videos.

    • @gratkodo
      @gratkodo 4 года назад +1

      Its not really a German video, because he is Swiss

    • @sinphus
      @sinphus 4 года назад +1

      Mauro K Swiss people are mountain Germans

    • @t.r.l.4377
      @t.r.l.4377 4 года назад

      @@gratkodo he is def. not swiss! his car is.....

  • @Hazulkar
    @Hazulkar 4 года назад +67

    BBC = Beautiful Blue Car. Ofcourse, everybody knows that 😂

  • @Menon9767
    @Menon9767 4 года назад +80

    "will ALDI things fit into the car" I see what you did there

  • @flnnx
    @flnnx 4 года назад +103

    When he said "I will show you my food" I was expecting Wurst and Schnitzel

    • @CrusherBKC1
      @CrusherBKC1 4 года назад +1

      Thats Austria (basicly germany but the BND is watching so i have to call lower germany austria) :(

    • @froznfire9531
      @froznfire9531 4 года назад +1

      @@CrusherBKC1 Schnitzel ja, Wurst nein...

    • @CrusherBKC1
      @CrusherBKC1 4 года назад

      Frozn Fire true

  • @nicokzm9859
    @nicokzm9859 4 года назад +28

    Ich feier deine Videos. Keine Ahnung wieso ich finds einfach geil

  • @adidicea
    @adidicea 4 года назад +37

    4:26 you put the Volkswagen key inside 😁

    • @ayub_mohamed
      @ayub_mohamed 4 года назад +1

      Yeah cuz volksvoge own audio and much otherer you can search that on in the american engine

  • @suatiseni4953
    @suatiseni4953 4 года назад +57

    Screams in Swiss*

    • @karma7752
      @karma7752 4 года назад

      *Laughs in german* hahahahahahha I feel bad rn

    • @fibecheee
      @fibecheee 3 года назад

      *Screams in swiss*

  • @jonathaneinwachter1885
    @jonathaneinwachter1885 4 года назад +30

    I was hired by ALLEMANNPERFORMANCE

    • @hansskywalker2555
      @hansskywalker2555 4 года назад

      Fun Fact in German Car Show there is one Woman as test driver and her last name is Allemann but came from Switzerland

  • @jochenstacker7448
    @jochenstacker7448 4 года назад +6

    For gearstick, the word you are looking for is "Pippimatz"

  • @Der_Wenzler
    @Der_Wenzler 4 года назад +3

    Next time wenn you show us the Sound of this beautiful RS4, please please turn it into the limiter, der klingt so geil!

  • @floriane.9823
    @floriane.9823 4 года назад +21

    3:41 😂😂😂😂
    Nice joke.

  • @sego6865
    @sego6865 9 месяцев назад

    You drive me crazy! Deine Videos sind echt geil. Schön wie Du alles überziehst. Ich feier Dich!

  • @Louis-sh5mr
    @Louis-sh5mr 4 года назад +34

    Wie bin ichn hier gelandet?😂

  • @Golftime123
    @Golftime123 4 года назад +5

    Oh dear, not even a German number plate 😂

  • @herr_jannis3291
    @herr_jannis3291 4 года назад +3

    What an saugeiles Video, thankeschön!

  • @Solunexxx
    @Solunexxx 4 года назад +22

    Lmao I buy these sandwiches from aldi 😂

  • @houssamassila6274
    @houssamassila6274 4 года назад +8

    Who the hell said Ze Germans had no sense of humour?!

  • @FriedrichBarb
    @FriedrichBarb 4 года назад +4

    3:41
    *ZIS IST A BBC, UND AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, ZAT STANDS FOR BEAUTIFUL BLUE CAR.*
    😂😂😂😂

  • @The9711nico
    @The9711nico 4 года назад +2

    RS4 LIMO? 😳😱 Was ein seltener Anblick 😍

  • @marcelmeinen627
    @marcelmeinen627 4 года назад +2

    Seh ich da die marco Degenhardt Zunge 😂😂

  • @sercancevik6358
    @sercancevik6358 4 года назад +1

    Speed Comparer: nau ut of the corna...
    Auto: * car roaring *
    Speef Comparer: *ORGASM!!?!!!*

  • @millenium_knight7547
    @millenium_knight7547 2 года назад

    I had lots of fun hearing the car accelerate and then the 3:07 part came Dx

  • @Kraulfisch
    @Kraulfisch 4 года назад +13

    i've got ze feeling your not a german.
    Are you driving ze Hippibus,Hippibus Fänster sind dune lingi arm isch duss i mim Hippibus

  • @tassosmodellbaugarage2934
    @tassosmodellbaugarage2934 4 года назад +1

    If you had Audi,
    you will have Gaudi
    (Haste Audi, haste Gaudi

  • @charlespiro6917
    @charlespiro6917 4 года назад +2

    That had to be a sad time for you when you returned that machine.

  • @MaestroEU
    @MaestroEU 4 года назад +41

    Why do u sound so angry? :(

    • @MaestroEU
      @MaestroEU 4 года назад +8

      Grantelbart Oh am sorry, thank you :)

    • @ahmadhassounmusic6053
      @ahmadhassounmusic6053 4 года назад +1

      This is the nice German tune so far 😁

    • @Marco-bf4uu
      @Marco-bf4uu 4 года назад +5

      How does he sound angry? I can't judge, I'm German but he doesn't sound aggressive to me

    • @patrese993
      @patrese993 4 года назад +1

      Ever heard of Jurgen the German by Harry Enfield?

  • @manuelbuchner57
    @manuelbuchner57 4 года назад +1

    Wichtig is, wie viele kistn bier in den schlitten rein passen 👌🏼

  • @bengoet89
    @bengoet89 4 года назад +2

    Sprintblau + Audi RS4 = 👁️👄👁️

  • @thomaspalmer1019
    @thomaspalmer1019 4 года назад

    2:59 ....... just you listen to this part with headphones at max volume ...... if you want the best Audi sound it's right here 😎

  • @macs2765
    @macs2765 4 года назад +2

    3:02 YES I FOUND THE SHIFTING FACE

  • @Mich_-mu7fz
    @Mich_-mu7fz 4 года назад +1

    Back when the RS4 and RS6 were saloon cars as well in the 2000s

  • @Lorenzo_ust
    @Lorenzo_ust 4 года назад +1

    You know that you are German when you sit in an Audi and say Volkswagen Key... Because it's the only correct way

  • @ruscaryt4480
    @ruscaryt4480 4 года назад +2

    0 dislikes. the way it should be.

  • @thegeniuspenguin
    @thegeniuspenguin 4 года назад +5

    2:28 climax

  • @AldoMarceloBenitesPalomino
    @AldoMarceloBenitesPalomino 4 года назад

    Did you went to a Swiss Coop to refill gas? HAHAHAHA
    Swiss Käse has entered the chat.

  • @moee1337
    @moee1337 4 года назад +1

    Erstmal ausgeschlossen. Danach ist immer mindestens ein Fenster offen zu sehen. xD
    Hoffen wir mal, dass du mehr Glück in der Zukunft hast! :D

    • @D_Abbo
      @D_Abbo 4 года назад

      Ich frag mich, wie man das heute überhaupt noch hinbekommt...

  • @oldgamer6347
    @oldgamer6347 4 года назад +1

    outstanding SC!

  • @leo44989
    @leo44989 4 года назад +1

    Stanzing over zär

  • @vickenkodjaian5265
    @vickenkodjaian5265 4 года назад +7

    First of all what did you do to your face. You look a lot younger. And after you put your food on top of the car i hope you didn''t forget it on top of the car. Just curious.

    • @bengoet89
      @bengoet89 4 года назад +2

      He probably shaved his face. That's all. We germans are not the same after a good shave 😂

  • @majorlogi5212
    @majorlogi5212 3 года назад

    3:04 Why does it sound for me like a 4a-Ge blacktop with ITB‘s???

  • @Looris
    @Looris 4 года назад +1

    Where can i buy this Käppi?

  • @MalaysianAviator737-8
    @MalaysianAviator737-8 4 года назад +1

    Danke sehr

  • @guynameddik
    @guynameddik 4 года назад +1

    DAS IST GUT

  • @fede6126
    @fede6126 4 года назад +1

    Great video! Boaaawg 😮

  • @stingforever
    @stingforever 4 года назад

    Please do a test druge of Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio with 2.9l biturbo V6 engine. It would be amazing 😎😎😎

  • @guppiapfeljustleopardthing8756
    @guppiapfeljustleopardthing8756 4 года назад

    Der nächste : ,,Auto Mobil" Moderator , meine Damen und Herren

  • @maks886
    @maks886 4 года назад

    I wonder if he had to reshoot a take, because he didn't walk far away, out of the shot

  • @Sebastian-yl7nq
    @Sebastian-yl7nq 4 года назад

    Gotta always drive in the left lane

  • @harlongbitimung4108
    @harlongbitimung4108 4 года назад +1

    I cannot even fis myself hea

  • @christophlenz7489
    @christophlenz7489 4 года назад +5

    It is neali impossibell to do yuar English Homewöak after zis, ne?

  • @zaimm.7539
    @zaimm.7539 4 года назад +1

    Yes

  • @Paul-nw3ej
    @Paul-nw3ej 4 года назад

    Aaahh endlich nach 10 tausend Jahren Videos von dir schauen weis ich endlich in welchem Land du wohnst... uff

    • @D_Abbo
      @D_Abbo 4 года назад

      Da wohnt er noch nicht so lange.
      Typischer Steuerflüchtling mit seinen RUclips Millionen. 🤣

  • @alex_er_jcw
    @alex_er_jcw 4 года назад +2

    Why you start the Audi with a Volkswagen key? 4:26

    • @Infinity540
      @Infinity540 4 года назад +2

      Alex Er volkswagen group. So its basically a VW key.

    • @GreenStorm01
      @GreenStorm01 4 года назад

      Cause it is.

  • @piotrkurek79
    @piotrkurek79 4 года назад

    Is Lenovo a German monitor, like Grundig, Blaupunkt, Telefunken?

    • @Marco911
      @Marco911 4 года назад

      No, I think it's Japanese or Korean.

    • @emilschulz2005
      @emilschulz2005 4 года назад

      Lenovo is not only a monitor. Set is olso a komuter

  • @joeybanana839
    @joeybanana839 4 года назад

    120 km/h
    *laughs in real German*

  • @adrianalimi251
    @adrianalimi251 4 года назад +1

    In zis Video, it seems like you are located in Aadorf

  • @BloodyXUnit
    @BloodyXUnit 4 года назад +1

    Can Aldi Dinge fit in now? :o

  • @waedi73
    @waedi73 4 года назад +2

    I miss my Audi 😭

    • @ayub_mohamed
      @ayub_mohamed 4 года назад

      Also my tesla i font know how to stop now the brake is not working this time ieas watching this video and my last 5 minute
      Note the car speed is 126 i cant jump otherwisenewjejewje

  • @nexusgaming6758
    @nexusgaming6758 4 года назад

    SWITZERLAAAAAND BAM BITCHES

  • @neutronenstern.
    @neutronenstern. 4 года назад +3

    i doont sink that te start battn is a german sing.

  • @acceleratedsloth
    @acceleratedsloth 4 года назад

    720p? That is not enough German

  • @Sampler19
    @Sampler19 4 года назад +1

    2:52 What's a Texas corner?

  • @guynameddik
    @guynameddik 4 года назад +3

    Am i the only membership here?

  • @PiciuchPeter
    @PiciuchPeter 4 года назад

    hey @Speed Comparer wo haste diese NASA hose her? :D

  • @Dipl.-Ing.
    @Dipl.-Ing. 4 года назад +1

    Want to test drive my Tesla Model 3 Performance?

  • @rohansingh9040
    @rohansingh9040 4 года назад

    Was that a Bern Kanton number plate?

  • @minetrucker
    @minetrucker 4 года назад +1

    3:10 I guess it was paid from your wallet...

  • @rembiax6858
    @rembiax6858 4 года назад

    But its not the volkswagen key sondern the audi key

  • @marcelaherrerasalazar3951
    @marcelaherrerasalazar3951 4 года назад

    I vant a german car...
    Also I vant the german driver.
    Vell, I vant a german 🤣🇩🇪😏

  • @roru0417
    @roru0417 4 года назад +1

    Switzelääänd

  • @odmaluchaijeszczedalej4550
    @odmaluchaijeszczedalej4550 4 года назад

    Nice channel dude! Would you try to make something with polish language? KURWA!

  • @hanscross8896
    @hanscross8896 4 года назад

    Would you be a Uber German then?

  • @Acesurpreme
    @Acesurpreme 4 года назад +1

    I don't understand these videos

  • @danielzaun2737
    @danielzaun2737 4 года назад

    Aldi test wer kennts nicht 🤣🤣

  • @nestrac
    @nestrac 4 года назад

    Tried to like this double time but RUclips wouldn't allow it....

    • @bengoet89
      @bengoet89 4 года назад

      No, its because we germans don't want it. We are efficient and need only one thing each. Like one wife, one sausage, one car, one pair of shoes xD

  • @marino4691
    @marino4691 4 года назад

    please do the indian guy again hahahahaha

  • @Elinbe313
    @Elinbe313 4 года назад

    Ach du Scheiße!

  • @christophlenz7489
    @christophlenz7489 4 года назад +1

    ,ne?

  • @MultiSmerk
    @MultiSmerk 4 года назад

    Its not a German, its from Swiss

  • @thearchibaldtuttle
    @thearchibaldtuttle 4 года назад

    Ohh Hallo!

  • @fungamestudio9226
    @fungamestudio9226 4 года назад +2

    Bonjour.

    • @witp7928
      @witp7928 4 года назад +2

      Zis is for german language only, not stupid french foreigner language, GET IT RIGHT!!!

  • @Mobischer
    @Mobischer 4 года назад

    Hey you test a Hellcat please

  • @pascalstefanides4192
    @pascalstefanides4192 4 года назад

    Aber ein Kennzeichen aus der Schweiz 😴

  • @asghan
    @asghan 4 года назад

    nur 120b in der Kurve? doch kein echter deutscher :-D

  • @e57alex88
    @e57alex88 4 года назад

    Total lustig

  • @saleendriver
    @saleendriver 4 года назад +1

    Gonna have to get used to miles per hour instead of that silly Euro stuff when you move here.

    • @user-dn5if5lt2h
      @user-dn5if5lt2h 4 года назад +3

      mph is for left behind countrys

    • @D_Abbo
      @D_Abbo 4 года назад +1

      Or better 5/8 feet per moment and the fuel consumption in gulp per vroom.
      Your imperial system is totally 18th century. 🙄

  • @Brutuz62
    @Brutuz62 4 года назад

    alles palletti junge?

  • @max.o77o
    @max.o77o 4 года назад

    I sinck you can schalt a bisschen fahster so se Audi RS4 with its Volkswagen Kih fährt much schneller schtrajt to Aldi 😅

  • @xSleeper.
    @xSleeper. 4 года назад

    german carz ahre vari great, bud i ratter get a mercedes

  • @b4ll4er39
    @b4ll4er39 4 года назад +1

    😂🤣

  • @ahh5955
    @ahh5955 4 года назад

    Das hält doch kein mensch aus

  • @stefanelnedejde9982
    @stefanelnedejde9982 4 года назад

    Thurgau

  • @nudelnklickerhd5571
    @nudelnklickerhd5571 4 года назад

    Can you bitte make deutsch video

  • @lowbob8810
    @lowbob8810 4 года назад +4

    ei äm see först won :)

  • @ruscaryt4480
    @ruscaryt4480 4 года назад +1

    I have recently gotten bored playing forza. I have made up a character called tester mcbester and he tests all kinds of cars. to the limit. top speed, nordschleife, drifting, etc. i don't think anyone cares about this, so there you go.

  • @lefty2660
    @lefty2660 4 года назад

    digga du bist ned ma deutsch -_-

  • @thefeckchannel8301
    @thefeckchannel8301 4 года назад +1

    First

  • @philoplays622
    @philoplays622 4 года назад

    nh :D