How to Drive in Germany

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @SpeedComparer
    @SpeedComparer  4 года назад +8237

    This video has been sponsored by Oma!

    • @luanbyleveld2423
      @luanbyleveld2423 4 года назад +77

      Danki Oma! Das ist eine schon video

    • @nolibtard6023
      @nolibtard6023 4 года назад +21

      Speed Comparer Du weißt schon dass Bundesstraßen nur keine Geschwindigkeitsbeschränkung haben wenn sie mindestens über zwei Spuren, Standstreifen und bauliche Trennung verfügen.

    • @Solunexxx
      @Solunexxx 4 года назад +6

      Oma kocht sehr schön 😌

    • @absolutedisease1699
      @absolutedisease1699 4 года назад +9

      Zank you Oma.

    • @linuspieper9968
      @linuspieper9968 4 года назад +15

      Danke Oma! Stabile Aktion

  • @maxmuster7772
    @maxmuster7772 4 года назад +11202

    The most common german street is the „Feldweg“. Or what americans call it: high way. Got the same amount of bumps

    • @fahrdynamikjk
      @fahrdynamikjk 4 года назад +635

      Any way you can drive much faster on the Feldweg because there never will be Blitzer!

    • @phillipk.6644
      @phillipk.6644 4 года назад +229

      Wahre Worte😂 Die Fahrdecke der deutsche Autobahnen ist wie ein Samtener Teppich im Vergleich zu allen ausländischen Highways oder ähnlichem...

    • @Blackhole48
      @Blackhole48 4 года назад +18

      @@fahrdynamikjk that thinking was giving me my first point ^^

    • @paulk.2245
      @paulk.2245 4 года назад +2

      Hahahahahaha

    • @stadtaffelandei6380
      @stadtaffelandei6380 4 года назад +17

      Fahrdynamik JK But sä polliehs mait überhol ju saddnli änd ju schitt jor pänts bicohs säi didnt luk leik polliehs. Sis häppnd tu mieh änd Ei 🍳 olmoust häd än äksident bicohs Ei 🍳 wos sou schockt!

  • @spikezzknight3436
    @spikezzknight3436 4 года назад +1481

    You didn’t say that we have one more type of streets in Germany the BAUSTELLEN

    • @stingraytt330
      @stingraytt330 4 года назад +48

      Yeah they contain like 99% of the Autobahn.

    • @AlphaHorst
      @AlphaHorst 3 года назад +44

      @@stingraytt330 but only the way you want to go, never the opposite way!

    • @helyushd6943
      @helyushd6943 3 года назад +27

      Kennen sie Deutschland? Im Süden die Berge, im Norden das Meer. Und dazwischen: Teer. Aber gibt es wirklich nur Teer?
      Es gibt doch noch mehr! Ja genau: Stau. (Gedicht von Mark Uwe Kling)

    • @niklasfischer1781
      @niklasfischer1781 3 года назад +1

      Die traurige Wahrheit

    • @katzenland9374
      @katzenland9374 3 года назад +4

      And the Baustellen never finished

  • @mrworldwide2722
    @mrworldwide2722 4 года назад +8989

    I love germany..i was once in ausfahrt, the biggest city in germany!

    • @Slazlo-Brovnik
      @Slazlo-Brovnik 4 года назад +534

      Did you know that "Ausfahrt" has an equally larger french partner-city called "Sortie"?

    • @mrworldwide2722
      @mrworldwide2722 4 года назад +124

      Völl Däpp damn..did not know that. You learn something new everyday!

    • @MrVibriocholerae
      @MrVibriocholerae 4 года назад +89

      in Greece you have the massive city "ΕΞΟΔΟΣ"

    • @jochenstacker7448
      @jochenstacker7448 4 года назад +199

      Ausfart is ok, but Einfart really hurts.

    • @robdb15
      @robdb15 4 года назад +57

      i legit thougt this was a city when i was like 6 i was driving trough germany and saying to my parents like damn thats a large city

  • @sebastianeiselt37
    @sebastianeiselt37 4 года назад +7211

    Hans get ze flammenwerfer, there is ä linksspurschleicher!

    • @moneyscarti
      @moneyscarti 4 года назад +15

      Sebastian Eiselt wo?😂

    • @motschga
      @motschga 4 года назад +75

      @@moneyscarti Leider überall...

    • @factoryrider9537
      @factoryrider9537 4 года назад +16

      Hahahaha der Kommentar ist zu gut 😂😂

    • @Ben-cl4do
      @Ben-cl4do 4 года назад +19

      Digga zis is kåld MITTELSPURSCHLEICHER

    • @kuttispielt7801
      @kuttispielt7801 4 года назад +16

      Cooler Dude Linksspurschleicher sind schlimmer die kann man garnicht überholen

  • @bayareaomg
    @bayareaomg 4 года назад +4730

    Normal people: don't die
    Germans: don't die because it'll inconvenience others😂

    • @Ghrostillo
      @Ghrostillo 4 года назад +93

      DONT SAY GERMANS ARE NOT NORMAL PEOPLE BECAUSE EVERY PEOPLES IS DIFFERENT (AND GERMAN IS BETTER BTW)

    • @blakstar600
      @blakstar600 4 года назад +30

      @@Ghrostillo bro what? Chill out is a meme are you 12
      ?

    • @Ghrostillo
      @Ghrostillo 4 года назад +66

      @@blakstar600 Nein nein nein! Das ist VERBOTEN, soll ich die Polizei rufen?!

    • @dermaex891
      @dermaex891 4 года назад +21

      @@blakstar600 it's a joke...

    • @misterlove6225
      @misterlove6225 4 года назад +4

      @@Ghrostillo xD

  • @joshuamuller9705
    @joshuamuller9705 4 года назад +8159

    All the German speaking driving instructors: "JEDER RICHTUNGSWECHSEL IST ANZUZEIGEN!"

    • @absolutedisease1699
      @absolutedisease1699 4 года назад +258

      Und wer vergißt einen Richtungswechsel anzuzeigen, ist sofort anzuzeigen.

    • @joshuamuller9705
      @joshuamuller9705 4 года назад +70

      @@absolutedisease1699 also alle BMW Fahrer?😄

    • @GomzeYT
      @GomzeYT 4 года назад +68

      @@joshuamuller9705 bmw fahrer hier, und ich boxe alle die keinen richtungswechsel anzeigen...das gleiche gilt beim kreisverkehr...auf 5cm drauf fahren tue ich als bmw fahrer natürlich trotzdem
      grüße

    • @joshuamuller9705
      @joshuamuller9705 4 года назад +5

      @@GomzeYT richtig so is ja auch nur n internet chliché. Und die hass ich am meisten, die beim kreisverkehr nicht anzeigen🙄

    • @stayfr00sty13
      @stayfr00sty13 4 года назад +3

      Joshua Müller Anzeige ist raus

  • @Kzzyn1990
    @Kzzyn1990 4 года назад +569

    In Germany you just don't simply say "Ich hab' keinen Hunger" to your Oma!

    • @BenjaminNeyse
      @BenjaminNeyse 4 года назад +8

      And than she will slap in your face..

    • @being5013
      @being5013 3 года назад +1

      It would be very inconvientient

    • @matthiasbohm2593
      @matthiasbohm2593 3 года назад +3

      True, if you dare to say to your Oma "Ich hab' keinen Hunger" you'll find yourself in a situation badder than Katniss were facing in the Hunger Games.

    • @alexanderd6793
      @alexanderd6793 3 года назад

      Slippers turn homing when you say that.

    • @lovrito2008
      @lovrito2008 11 месяцев назад

      You must say "Ich habe" and not "Ich Hab'"! Otherwise you could cause a misunderstanding which would mean that people would not do what you want which will waste a lot of time and money!!!

  • @ballinbart2436
    @ballinbart2436 4 года назад +4851

    You forgot to inform them about ze very important SCHULTERBLICK

    • @muhschaf
      @muhschaf 4 года назад +53

      Srsly this shit is no joke at all. ESPECIALY on the German Autobahn, there are some types of lunatics they are so damn fast you will have no time to react in any Way. And honestly it's not worth to kill anyone for a friggin joke video.

    • @HowdyHartholz
      @HowdyHartholz 4 года назад +7

      You mean the shoulder view

    • @muhschaf
      @muhschaf 4 года назад +28

      @@HowdyHartholz nope it's zhe SCHULTERBLICK!

    • @denisdurakovic5192
      @denisdurakovic5192 4 года назад +30

      It is here 3:21

    • @josebau8267
      @josebau8267 4 года назад +30

      INNENSPIEGEL, AUßENSPIEGEL, SCHULTERBLICK for maximum safety (...and efficiency)

  • @hypernova3527
    @hypernova3527 4 года назад +594

    2:14 to 2:23 That's the most german thing I've ever heard

    • @stylterio4053
      @stylterio4053 4 года назад +86

      Its a fact. To make a crash is uneffizient!

  • @georgobergfell
    @georgobergfell 4 года назад +3532

    1:10 the following does not apply for BMW drivers.

    • @rtepsutlaf
      @rtepsutlaf 4 года назад +79

      Stimmt 100%! 😀

    • @Filip-nx9jv
      @Filip-nx9jv 4 года назад +3

      Why??

    • @konstantinorevic7754
      @konstantinorevic7754 4 года назад +99

      @@Filip-nx9jv cause there is not such a thing in a BMW cars

    • @danielson1989
      @danielson1989 4 года назад +30

      I'm BMW driver and I yell at others that do not use them

    • @konstantinorevic7754
      @konstantinorevic7754 4 года назад +83

      @@danielson1989 You upgraded your BMW with a switch? Nice job bro

  • @3KLANGMUSIC
    @3KLANGMUSIC 4 года назад +652

    Me: this will be a serious shortclip for how to drive in Germany.
    Him: Hallo! Sis video will shou ju hau tu dreif in Dschermenee

    • @bluewidow6857
      @bluewidow6857 4 года назад +106

      The English Translation was sponsored by the Deutsche Bahn.

    • @lennartbunnefeld8819
      @lennartbunnefeld8819 3 года назад +4

      @@bluewidow6857 8 Monate später und die korrekte Übersetzung ist noch nicht da....

  • @lk101010
    @lk101010 4 года назад +2893

    Danke für dieses Internetautobahnfahrsicherheitsinstruktionsvideoupload!

    • @Blast-Forward
      @Blast-Forward 4 года назад +123

      Upload, der (m.) GRAMMER is importent!

    • @P8qzxnxfP85xZ2H3wDRV
      @P8qzxnxfP85xZ2H3wDRV 4 года назад +40

      "-upload" war eins zu viel.

    • @Screenload
      @Screenload 4 года назад +47

      @@P8qzxnxfP85xZ2H3wDRV oder einfach "diesen" :-D

    • @yiumyoumsan6997
      @yiumyoumsan6997 4 года назад

      @@Blast-Forward ist*

    • @karlrodiger7580
      @karlrodiger7580 4 года назад +1

      @Mirko_Z Nein, dieser bezieht sich immer auf das letzte Wort. In diesem Fall ist es jedoch ein englisches und daher ohne ein grammatisches Geschlecht. Man kann also alle benutzen

  • @Logxnxx
    @Logxnxx 4 года назад +2149

    As a german, I can confirm that this video is accurate

    • @TJ_104
      @TJ_104 3 года назад +11

      Also as a german i can confirm that this statement is accurate aswell.

    • @tthetlp3733
      @tthetlp3733 3 года назад +26

      As german, i can not confirm that neither the video nor the statement is accurate, both lack important information about the Schulterblick!

    • @Dom._.1609
      @Dom._.1609 3 года назад +5

      @@tthetlp3733 As a german i can confirm this

    • @gustavabensberg4260
      @gustavabensberg4260 3 года назад +10

      As a German i dont understand why we're still speaking english if everyone here is german

    • @100procent2
      @100procent2 3 года назад +1

      @@TJ_104 As a someone who life here 7 years I can say it isn't how most germans drive 😂 It's rare when germans know drive rules and use them 😂 And I'm not even joking.

  • @WizardPJfan
    @WizardPJfan 4 года назад +250

    Easy:
    1. You find the Autobahn
    2. You hope you don’t get hit by a lunatic in a BMW, Audi, Porsche or anything else fast
    3. You hope you don’t get into a ‘Stau’, I’ve been in one twice and it took ages!

    • @waleed172
      @waleed172 4 года назад

      Bmw

    • @WizardPJfan
      @WizardPJfan 4 года назад

      Waleed172HD
      Whoops imma change that now

    • @waleed172
      @waleed172 4 года назад

      @@WizardPJfan 😂

    • @crayor17
      @crayor17 4 года назад +4

      Only two times in a 'Stau' ?
      Lucky boy

    • @WizardPJfan
      @WizardPJfan 4 года назад

      Crayor Cryharder
      That was on one trip from Stuttgart. I haven’t been in Germany since.

  • @adialbano5499
    @adialbano5499 4 года назад +878

    Thank you Oma

    • @SpeedComparer
      @SpeedComparer  4 года назад +133

      This video was sponsored by Oma

    • @Jodio-Joestar
      @Jodio-Joestar 3 года назад +8

      @@SpeedComparer what about Opa?

    • @nightride8214
      @nightride8214 3 года назад +13

      @@Jodio-Joestar died from corona (the beer)

  • @cliproyal8771
    @cliproyal8771 3 года назад +107

    I was in "Umleitung" the largest city in Germany

    • @robgoodsight6216
      @robgoodsight6216 3 года назад

      😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣

    • @Rico-oz4ct
      @Rico-oz4ct 3 года назад +2

      I love it there, it's right next to Ausfahrt

    • @robgoodsight6216
      @robgoodsight6216 3 года назад

      @@Rico-oz4ct hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    • @hsaidinsan6345
      @hsaidinsan6345 3 года назад

      Das tut 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @azazel2596
    @azazel2596 3 года назад +285

    Normal People: "Dont die loved ones will miss you:"
    Germans: "Dont die that costs us productivity!"

  • @humbucker0076
    @humbucker0076 4 года назад +1186

    When turning into the road you forgot to do the Schulterblick. You could have killed a pedestrian and wouldn't have passed your driving test.
    Please hand in your Personalausweis, you're not longer worthy enough to be German.

    • @SpeedComparer
      @SpeedComparer  4 года назад +255

      I am sorry, ofcourse I will hand it over and excile myself.

    • @witp7928
      @witp7928 4 года назад +103

      Speed Comparer the dying of this pedestrian will cause inconvenience to other people, please do not kill pedestrians.

    • @girlwiththegreenhair
      @girlwiththegreenhair 3 года назад +6

      Führerschein im Lotto gewonnen oder was?

  • @dragobruder6328
    @dragobruder6328 4 года назад +278

    I BOUGHT THE WHOLE SPEEDOMETER AND I WILL USE MY WHOLE SPEEDOMETER!

    • @stingraytt330
      @stingraytt330 3 года назад +6

      Me going full throttle downhill with my 65 PS kia, hitting 180 km/h mark.

    • @matthiasbohm2593
      @matthiasbohm2593 3 года назад +4

      You just completed the "Am I German?"-test with 100/100 points. Congratulations.

    • @dragobruder6328
      @dragobruder6328 3 года назад +1

      @@matthiasbohm2593 he lost secret points though. Including driving a BMW while drinking beer

    • @dragobruder6328
      @dragobruder6328 3 года назад

      @Android 2990 Version 2.0 wym

    • @mpower4741
      @mpower4741 3 года назад

      thats true buddy hahah

  • @kriste7443
    @kriste7443 4 года назад +238

    Fernando Alonso, the best German driver of all time.

  • @kubasuveetzky8602
    @kubasuveetzky8602 2 года назад +16

    "And after you die, people at your office will have to look for replacement, and you create inconvenience for so many people with your dying"
    I love this

  • @Johnny-ue6hg
    @Johnny-ue6hg 4 года назад +607

    Im german and i totally agree with you

    • @Johnny-ue6hg
      @Johnny-ue6hg 4 года назад +3

      @POISON You know that every country on the world get invaded by muslims!

    • @Engineer9736
      @Engineer9736 4 года назад +3

      Traffic has nothing to do with opinions. If everyone drove by the rules and not their personal opinions, then this instructional video wouldn’t be needed.

    • @AS-wq2eh
      @AS-wq2eh 4 года назад +1

      b8e71fcbe2e195c67d8d16734013d20f Omg r/woooosh

    • @thearchibaldtuttle
      @thearchibaldtuttle 4 года назад

      POISON it‘s cultural enrichement and should be embraced!

    • @Milicevic1987
      @Milicevic1987 4 года назад +1

      Hans, the most german name ever.

  • @merbuhk
    @merbuhk 3 года назад +173

    "We are proud of our German Racing Heritage. Michael Schumacher, Ralf Schumacher, Kimi Raikkonen, Fernando Alonso, all of them are German."
    Sebastian Vettel is crying somewhere in his new Aston Martin.

    • @ebrgenetik1306
      @ebrgenetik1306 2 года назад +2

      I thought the same xD

    • @crispusaka7744
      @crispusaka7744 2 года назад

      Is kimi raikonnen german?! Never knew that tought he was from finland or denmark orso

    • @merbuhk
      @merbuhk 2 года назад +4

      @@crispusaka7744 You missed the joke my friend!😂

    • @fredflintstone747
      @fredflintstone747 2 года назад +8

      Don’t forget Lewis Hamilton 😂

  • @julivesna
    @julivesna 4 года назад +1368

    Kimi Raikkonen, Fernando Alonso...all of them are German 🤣

  • @simonlieb3674
    @simonlieb3674 4 года назад +214

    3:15 Drive-Not-Permission-Hier-Ne...
    Ich schmeiß mich weg😂😂

  • @p1yaan
    @p1yaan 4 года назад +123

    Why are you eating on the autobahn whilst driving? If a popel in an Opel crashes in front of you then, you'll not be able to make an emergency maneuver. Also, unwarranted movements of the wheel mean, more resistance and, more resistance means that, you're using 0.00001l more fuel and that's inefficient.

  • @petermeuller7355
    @petermeuller7355 3 года назад +95

    Oma: “pack dir was zu essen ein, du fährst durch Brandenburg!“

    • @Idfc_ugh
      @Idfc_ugh 3 года назад +6

      Ich fühle mich so ausgeBRANDENBURG😂😂

  • @keisuketakahasi4584
    @keisuketakahasi4584 4 года назад +227

    dont forget that people love to drive 160 in a staight but for every small corner brake to 30 and dont know what engine braking is

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 4 года назад +15

      Also, nobody ever knows what the speed limit is when they see a Blitzer and thus everyone breaks to below 100 in a 120 stretch.

    • @RealitaetsverweigererDerAmpel
      @RealitaetsverweigererDerAmpel 4 года назад +6

      @@grmpf außerdem gibt's noch die Spezialisten, die 70 auf der Landstraße fahren und wenn man dann in eine Stadt kommt, wo das Tempolimit 50 ist, fahren sie immer noch 70.. ich mein wo ist der Sinn dabei, so zu fahren? Wissen die nicht dass ihr Auto schneller als 70 fahren kann? Und in der Stadt mit 20 drüber geblitzt zu werden kostet auch mehr, als auf der Landstraße mit 20 drüber geblitzt zu werden, also ist es einfach die schlechtmöglichste Art Auto zu fahren, da versteh ich ja noch die Schnarcher mehr, die einfach überall Arsch langsam fahren (auch sehr nervig). Und solche Leute hab ich dann auch noch immer dann vorne dran, wenn ich zur Arbeit fahren muss und spät dran bin (ich weiß, ich weiß, das ist für einen Deutschen eine Schande, Arbeit ist das wichtigste und ich sollte immer mindestens 1 Stunde Zeitpuffer einplanen😂)

    • @stingraytt330
      @stingraytt330 4 года назад +1

      Engine braking is an old way of protecting your brakes from overheating. As new brakes are way more powerful, you don't need engine braking anymore, except when driving downhill. Because actually engine braking isn't that nice for your engine...

    • @stingraytt330
      @stingraytt330 3 года назад

      @Phelan How should that be bad for your gearbox?? Maybe if you instantly drop the clutch and let the gear crush in. But who does this?!
      Well yeah its annoying to get the dust of your rims if you wanna clean them, but that isn't really a thing for me, because of going to Nordschleife several times every year and after that I need to clean everything anyway.

  • @Berthold.6743
    @Berthold.6743 4 года назад +70

    1:15 YOU MUST ALWAYS USE UR BLINKER FOR MAXIMUM ACCURACY!!!
    Lachflash

    • @p.-buy
      @p.-buy Год назад

      The word "Blinker" doesn't exists! The right word is Fahrtrichtungsanzeiger!!!☝ May be, in english you understand it, when you hear "direction indicator"? 🤔

  • @patrik9745
    @patrik9745 4 года назад +591

    How to drive in germany
    Autobahn: full throttle, no brakes
    10 meters after Autobahn: full break cuz there is a speeding camera

    • @bananenklops9738
      @bananenklops9738 4 года назад +12

      Manche glauben anscheinend wirklich, dass auf der Autobahn nicht geblitzt wird

    • @maxburger566
      @maxburger566 4 года назад +33

      Bananenklops naja wenn es unbegrenzt ist dann können die da ja schlecht blitzen

    • @carlsjr.74
      @carlsjr.74 4 года назад

      @@bananenklops9738 Also ich kann nur für den Kreis München reden aber bei uns ist dass in der Tat so ....

    • @chrisCKDE
      @chrisCKDE 4 года назад +8

      B3 bei Marburg vor cappel richtung norden 4 blitzer nach 300m von dem 100 schild. Davor ist unbegrenzt und es geht in eine Kurve direkt danach kommen die Blitzer. Knapp an Punkten vorbei mit 119km/h. Bin da mit ein paar Audis und 250 sachen in die Kurve gebrettert und schon ging das Gewitter los.

    • @Skyl3t0n
      @Skyl3t0n 4 года назад +1

      @@bananenklops9738 aufbauseminar lässt grüßen man... 21 zu viel...

  • @BIRKERBOYZ
    @BIRKERBOYZ 4 года назад +152

    Fahrverbot. That means: Drive not permission! .. joa. Nh. 😂

  • @williamfien-thies5477
    @williamfien-thies5477 4 года назад +272

    IDK why this was in my reccomandations but nice!

  • @lutenic6111
    @lutenic6111 4 года назад +31

    "You should always use you Blinkers for MAXIMUM ACCURACY!!!!!"
    Me: But what about BMW drivers!

  • @Mindkiller9669
    @Mindkiller9669 4 года назад +78

    On the Landstraße you can also drive as fast as you can, u just dont have to get caught xD

  • @sadigov
    @sadigov 4 года назад +78

    How Swiss Germans hear the instructions:
    - Autobahn no speed limit: you drive 100 on the left lane!
    - Everywhere else: you drive 20 below posted speed limit. People should leave home early enough to account for potential delays! Gruetzi mittenand!!!

    • @dario18195
      @dario18195 4 года назад +1

      Was sind dänn "swiss germans"😂

    • @grmpf
      @grmpf 4 года назад +1

      Swiss people are never late because timepieces are ubiquitous and because, when they do anything, they always leave significant potential for faster movement in case of any unforeseen delay, which never happens, because planning is meticulous and all-encompassing.

    • @dario18195
      @dario18195 4 года назад

      @Young Pappy noch nie gehört

    • @dario18195
      @dario18195 4 года назад

      @Young Pappy ach so da stand einfach ein e zuviel

    • @nootics
      @nootics 4 года назад +1

      @@dario18195 Swiss Germans = Deutschschweizer, weil wir budget Franzosen im Westen und paar italiener im Südosten haben xd

  • @husabergpower4700
    @husabergpower4700 4 года назад +210

    Wenn you drive in "alle Richtungen", you never come an. :-)

    • @Blast-Forward
      @Blast-Forward 4 года назад +8

      Alle Richtungen is my favorite taun in Germany

    • @husabergpower4700
      @husabergpower4700 4 года назад +2

      ...just behind Bielefeld.

    • @Skyl3t0n
      @Skyl3t0n 4 года назад +2

      @@husabergpower4700 There is no such town as bielefield. Where did u get that name from and *Where is your current location?*

    • @tlrf1
      @tlrf1 4 года назад +1

      @@Skyl3t0n current location: Bielefeld

  • @beatekreuzer5025
    @beatekreuzer5025 3 года назад +11

    Man, this comment section is even better than the video.
    I was looking for a funny short clip before work. Was almost disappointed after your intro. Started laughing a little later. Then I got into the comments.
    Now I'm an hour late. (Thankfully I'm my own boss)

  • @ChatDuTiex
    @ChatDuTiex 4 года назад +31

    "You have to go on the left lane ONLY when you're overtaking"
    TEACH THIS IN FRANCE PLEASE

    • @wessenwolf
      @wessenwolf 4 года назад +3

      It kinda confuses me that this is not as strict of a rule in other countries. It makes everything so much easier

    • @vaitownexus4935
      @vaitownexus4935 3 года назад +1

      @@wessenwolf i think its because the speed difference isnt as high as in germany.

  • @kenanjusufbasic4373
    @kenanjusufbasic4373 3 года назад +47

    In germany we call him an "Ehrenmann"

  • @guilhermerossler7208
    @guilhermerossler7208 4 года назад +296

    His English German accent is so funny! 😂

  • @imperiallegatus395
    @imperiallegatus395 3 года назад +12

    1:56 *aggressive shifting*

  • @sharoncarter4086
    @sharoncarter4086 4 года назад +76

    I love this, you are so funny!!!!!! 💙 💜 From Sharon in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @zoltankiss1533
    @zoltankiss1533 4 года назад +27

    We are proud of our Racing drivers: Micheal Schumacher, Ralf Schumacher, *Kimi Raikkönen* and *Fernando Alonso* . All of the are German.
    XDDDD

  • @saleendriver
    @saleendriver 4 года назад +75

    German racing heritage.......that one had me almost choke I laughed so hard.

  • @GetgainzDe
    @GetgainzDe 4 года назад +130

    Germany Road rule: Drive 50 when it says 30, 70 when 50, 100 when 70, 130+ on everything else

    • @ChungusTheHumongous
      @ChungusTheHumongous 4 года назад +1

      Schlauer in 3 Minuten - Fitness Fakten it’s same in America 🤣

    • @stingraytt330
      @stingraytt330 4 года назад +6

      Would be a dream, but sadly like 65% of the drivers are fucking Schleichers! They always drive 80 when it is 100, and doesn't matter if it gets 60, they continue with driving 80...

    • @SawChaser
      @SawChaser 3 года назад +10

      @@stingraytt330 no braking for maximum fuel efficiency

    • @Askhat08
      @Askhat08 3 года назад

      Same in Russia. Speed is limited to 60 in cities but everyone drive 80.

    • @xarakar
      @xarakar 3 года назад

      100 in a 70erZone will give you a Punkt in Flensburg! Don't do that.
      Also - I worked on the ambulance. All Jokes away: Please do never overspeed. It is very dangerous and it doesn't make you cooler.
      I have seen people half-dead in crashed Cars. You don't want to be responsible for killing someone in a car Crash.

  • @RexusprimeIX
    @RexusprimeIX 4 года назад +3

    This is actually a pretty informative video. So many people don't know what a blinker is and that you should always drive on the right lane, and only go on the left when overtaking a car in front of you.

    • @p.-buy
      @p.-buy Год назад

      The word "Blinker" doesn't exists! The right word is Fahrtrichtungsanzeiger!!!☝ May be, in english you understand it, when you hear "direction indicator"? 🤔

    • @RexusprimeIX
      @RexusprimeIX Год назад

      @@p.-buy Ok and why does this matter? I said people don't know "what a bilnker is", not "what the word blinker means".

    • @p.-buy
      @p.-buy Год назад

      @@RexusprimeIX , my words are only this art of german humor like in this video ;-) only a joke from myself about the extremly long words in the german language ;-)

  • @fr3ze_
    @fr3ze_ 3 года назад +45

    youtube: here watch this video of a german teaching how to drive in germany
    germans: Zugriff!

  • @georgepetkov9044
    @georgepetkov9044 4 года назад +9

    I miss the educational videos like that one. Thanks now i can drive the RIGHT way like a german.

  • @Clavor
    @Clavor 3 года назад +3

    Wichtig zur Autobahn, wenn du denkst du bist der schnellste, kommt immer ein Kombi der dir Lichthupe bei 250 Km/h gibt und dir das Gegenteil beweist.

  • @joker3502
    @joker3502 4 года назад +14

    Unreal how he nails our accent!
    🇩🇪

  • @marlajacques6947
    @marlajacques6947 4 года назад +41

    Wow this guy is so underrated! I laughed so hard and I miss driving in Germany 😄

  • @benjisop
    @benjisop 4 года назад +78

    2:40 "speeding everywhere" oooooops

    • @Loothansa
      @Loothansa 4 года назад +3

      Keep in mind speeding means more than 20 kmh over the speed limit. 10 kmh over is mandatory.

    • @benjisop
      @benjisop 4 года назад +1

      OPHeckler I usually speed between 30 and 40 over the limit 😅

    • @kerimdizdarevic888
      @kerimdizdarevic888 4 года назад

      benjisop Normal day, Saturday past Midnight + 90 and more haha

  • @danielp.1594
    @danielp.1594 3 года назад +22

    "[...] you have inconveniented a lot of people with your dying."
    Mortality rate: *0*

  • @vietdriver
    @vietdriver 4 года назад +9

    2:27 overtaking on the left lane is important. The Vietnamese drive on the right side of the road but they overtake on the right too which means they overtake on the motorcycle lane

  • @LiKEZzZ
    @LiKEZzZ 3 года назад +8

    Meine Präsentation im Englisch Unterricht "This is the AUTOBAHN"

  • @Zstray17
    @Zstray17 4 года назад +11

    OMG I cried from laughing and remembering my Oma at the same time! I miss her.

  • @Sleeperknot
    @Sleeperknot 4 года назад +1

    Brought back a lot of memories of my share of driving in the autobahn, 12-15 years ago!

  • @leonlubkemann331
    @leonlubkemann331 4 года назад +7

    2:33 That‘s what we Call the „Schulterblick“

  • @stuckovstuck
    @stuckovstuck 4 года назад +1

    I am german and I really appreciate this friendly person

  • @windyfairy
    @windyfairy 3 года назад +4

    finally youtube is recommending me German videos while im in Munich

  • @Phili_x
    @Phili_x 3 года назад +2

    Manche würden sagen, dass ist das beste was man am Tag gesehen hat.

  • @zara3154
    @zara3154 3 года назад +7

    😂 As a foreigner this is the first video that made me laugh so hard, now we know how to drive ( bloody foreigners) 😝 yes, i live in Germany since 2017 and i love this country and the people.

  • @playz6449
    @playz6449 3 года назад +1

    Ahahahhaha holy shit this might be the hardest i laughed to a german made video. Hervorragend gemacht digga! Subscribed! Do some more Germany introduction videos like this, I'm new in DE.

  • @makejas0
    @makejas0 4 года назад +31

    2:32 SCHULTERBLICK

  • @PanaysCFSSR
    @PanaysCFSSR 4 года назад

    I really really liked the video because you did NOT mention Sebastiend Vettel when you were talking about your racing heritage

  • @niku4154
    @niku4154 4 года назад +6

    I love how in the background theres the "Hoch Heidecksburg Marsch" blasting.
    Herrlich Haha

  • @blaueseele4240
    @blaueseele4240 4 года назад +11

    3:14 "Drive not permission hier" lul da hab ich mich weggehauen ^^

  • @nf_prod7522
    @nf_prod7522 4 года назад +11

    I just cought myself reading the comments in his accent. I think I need to go to sleep now.

  • @SuppenSeebi
    @SuppenSeebi 4 года назад

    So this is the Rechtsfahrgebot everyone was complaining about! Now i got it. Thanks for making the roads saver everyday

  • @FriedrichBarb
    @FriedrichBarb 4 года назад +34

    Hoch Heidecksburg Marsch in background lol nice
    *DO IT RIGHT!!!*

  • @jonimariecase762
    @jonimariecase762 Год назад

    Such an Educational Video 💃 🎶 📹 it's CALM!!!!!!! and RELAXINGGGGGGG!!!!! I've learned so much🍄

  • @fk_draco
    @fk_draco 4 года назад +3

    Dieses Denglisch ist ne wundervolle Unterhaltung😂

  • @DileepKumar-do3fx
    @DileepKumar-do3fx 3 года назад

    oh mann... the intro was amazing and the whole video gives confidence to drive in germany

  • @MA-nz7je
    @MA-nz7je 4 года назад +32

    Herrlich 😂😂😂

  • @kevinmuller385
    @kevinmuller385 4 года назад

    Das erste Video dass ich von dir sehe und direkt das witzigste „englische“ Video seit langem ich bin gestorben vor lachen😂
    Direkt like und sub

  • @carlbernbeck6161
    @carlbernbeck6161 3 года назад +3

    This is a quite accurate video. But more accurate would be that the most Germans do NOT stay in the right lane, they think it’s only for Trucks and Busses.

  • @Lahurtful310
    @Lahurtful310 Год назад

    The line should’ve been “you vant humor…go to Denmark.”
    Awesome vid!! Danke schoen!! (Pretty much the extent of my Deutsch)

  • @philiphintze8744
    @philiphintze8744 4 года назад +16

    But einhändig fahren is also a no go my lieber scholli

  • @Klopfsalat11
    @Klopfsalat11 3 года назад

    What a nice and kind Oma 😊

  • @kevinl6231
    @kevinl6231 4 года назад +7

    1) Blinkers: especially for BMW drivers.
    2) Prius drivers hog the far left lane in America 😬.

    • @noahh914
      @noahh914 4 года назад

      In Germany Prius drivers push their cars to the electronic speed limiter (~115 mph)
      But that might count as lane hogging since most lunatics want to push through with their 155 mph Diesel wagons..

  • @bilalk8866
    @bilalk8866 3 года назад

    This is one of the best videos i have seen this year
    yes watching in 2k21

  • @Mojo2996
    @Mojo2996 3 года назад +3

    As a german, this is perfect and could be one of those old video cassette you watched in driving lessons for the theory part of your exam lol and his aggressiv SCHULTERBLICK is so on point. Unfortunately he didnt explained the importance off mentioned SCHULTERBLICK and the inconveniencem off other people in case of your death.
    2/5.

    • @mpower4741
      @mpower4741 3 года назад +1

      if you turn right:
      1. Check
      inside mirror
      2. Check exterior mirror
      3. THEN SCHULTERBLICK!!!!
      at my driving test i have done Schulterblick and also looked in the eyes of the "testing guy" hahahaha.
      he was likeeeee dont look at me!!!!

  • @maxmeister6355
    @maxmeister6355 3 года назад

    Thanks for the info! I have my Führerscheinprüfung soon and will surely pass both tests

  • @kuhmilch
    @kuhmilch 4 года назад +3

    DAT ENGLISCH! I believe I spider. His english is not the yellow from egg.

  • @annoyingbananana
    @annoyingbananana 2 года назад

    Hahaha omg ich kann nicht mehr 😂😂😂 dieser aufgesetzte Akzent und sprach stil ist so dermaßen geil 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @witp7928
    @witp7928 4 года назад +11

    Me explaining to my family and friends how to drive correctly

  • @oplars6487
    @oplars6487 2 года назад +2

    Der Kittel macht das ganze nochmal besser

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 7 месяцев назад

      Und die Zwischenablage am Anfang, ein echter Wissenschaftler

  • @numbereightyseven
    @numbereightyseven 4 года назад +14

    I've gotta say, you did look seriously a bit nervous when in the autobahn left lane.

    • @SpeedComparer
      @SpeedComparer  4 года назад +23

      65HP is the reason for that

    • @muhschaf
      @muhschaf 4 года назад +1

      @@SpeedComparer what you are allowed to drive with THAT on the glorious Autobahn? I have to ask the TÜV about this.

    • @Badtaste21
      @Badtaste21 4 года назад

      @@muhschaf You don't have to ask them, because it already has the TÜV Prüfplakette.

  • @TheWhiteMerc_
    @TheWhiteMerc_ 9 месяцев назад

    thank you for the tips. And road knowledge

  • @Kaersyx
    @Kaersyx 4 года назад +5

    Nobody:
    Absolutely Nobody:
    Not a single Soul:
    Germans when English people speaks German in a Video: ZUGRIFF!

  • @ElSenorEls
    @ElSenorEls 3 года назад

    Schade, dass ich diesen Kanal erst jetzt sehe. Der Typ ist Hammer! :D

  • @Woamduscher
    @Woamduscher 4 года назад +46

    I AM SIRST!!

    • @DragoCubX
      @DragoCubX 4 года назад +5

      The very first "first" comment I ever liked. Wish I could givve you more than one

    • @Blast-Forward
      @Blast-Forward 4 года назад +4

      I understood you were sirsty, don't trink and treif!

    • @stadtaffelandei6380
      @stadtaffelandei6380 4 года назад +3

      Here, please: 🍺

    • @timxd86
      @timxd86 4 года назад +3

      PROST 🍻

  • @qweenalizagreen202
    @qweenalizagreen202 4 года назад

    Einbahnstraße is a very popular name for a street. I saw it everywhere!

  • @bobbytv1025
    @bobbytv1025 3 года назад +4

    Die Mukke macht mich fertig xDDDD

  • @madLphnt
    @madLphnt 4 года назад

    This is fuckin hilarious man, i didn't known what i clicked on until it was too late. Got me, had to watch it all, brilliant.

  • @wallbreaker_9358
    @wallbreaker_9358 4 года назад +6

    Oma ist die Beste 😇

  • @TheKnutin
    @TheKnutin 3 года назад

    Love these 'How To...' videos! 👍

  • @someoneawesome6344
    @someoneawesome6344 4 года назад +5

    He's back again

  • @motorenbastler9289
    @motorenbastler9289 4 года назад

    Du bist der beste 😂 ernste sachen mit humor rüberbringen. Das mit der oma zeig ich meiner oma 😂😂