Speed Comparer Du weißt schon dass Bundesstraßen nur keine Geschwindigkeitsbeschränkung haben wenn sie mindestens über zwei Spuren, Standstreifen und bauliche Trennung verfügen.
Fahrdynamik JK But sä polliehs mait überhol ju saddnli änd ju schitt jor pänts bicohs säi didnt luk leik polliehs. Sis häppnd tu mieh änd Ei 🍳 olmoust häd än äksident bicohs Ei 🍳 wos sou schockt!
Kennen sie Deutschland? Im Süden die Berge, im Norden das Meer. Und dazwischen: Teer. Aber gibt es wirklich nur Teer? Es gibt doch noch mehr! Ja genau: Stau. (Gedicht von Mark Uwe Kling)
@@joshuamuller9705 bmw fahrer hier, und ich boxe alle die keinen richtungswechsel anzeigen...das gleiche gilt beim kreisverkehr...auf 5cm drauf fahren tue ich als bmw fahrer natürlich trotzdem grüße
@@TJ_104 As a someone who life here 7 years I can say it isn't how most germans drive 😂 It's rare when germans know drive rules and use them 😂 And I'm not even joking.
You must say "Ich habe" and not "Ich Hab'"! Otherwise you could cause a misunderstanding which would mean that people would not do what you want which will waste a lot of time and money!!!
Srsly this shit is no joke at all. ESPECIALY on the German Autobahn, there are some types of lunatics they are so damn fast you will have no time to react in any Way. And honestly it's not worth to kill anyone for a friggin joke video.
@Mirko_Z Nein, dieser bezieht sich immer auf das letzte Wort. In diesem Fall ist es jedoch ein englisches und daher ohne ein grammatisches Geschlecht. Man kann also alle benutzen
Easy: 1. You find the Autobahn 2. You hope you don’t get hit by a lunatic in a BMW, Audi, Porsche or anything else fast 3. You hope you don’t get into a ‘Stau’, I’ve been in one twice and it took ages!
"We are proud of our German Racing Heritage. Michael Schumacher, Ralf Schumacher, Kimi Raikkonen, Fernando Alonso, all of them are German." Sebastian Vettel is crying somewhere in his new Aston Martin.
When turning into the road you forgot to do the Schulterblick. You could have killed a pedestrian and wouldn't have passed your driving test. Please hand in your Personalausweis, you're not longer worthy enough to be German.
B3 bei Marburg vor cappel richtung norden 4 blitzer nach 300m von dem 100 schild. Davor ist unbegrenzt und es geht in eine Kurve direkt danach kommen die Blitzer. Knapp an Punkten vorbei mit 119km/h. Bin da mit ein paar Audis und 250 sachen in die Kurve gebrettert und schon ging das Gewitter los.
Traffic has nothing to do with opinions. If everyone drove by the rules and not their personal opinions, then this instructional video wouldn’t be needed.
"And after you die, people at your office will have to look for replacement, and you create inconvenience for so many people with your dying" I love this
Why are you eating on the autobahn whilst driving? If a popel in an Opel crashes in front of you then, you'll not be able to make an emergency maneuver. Also, unwarranted movements of the wheel mean, more resistance and, more resistance means that, you're using 0.00001l more fuel and that's inefficient.
The word "Blinker" doesn't exists! The right word is Fahrtrichtungsanzeiger!!!☝ May be, in english you understand it, when you hear "direction indicator"? 🤔
@@grmpf außerdem gibt's noch die Spezialisten, die 70 auf der Landstraße fahren und wenn man dann in eine Stadt kommt, wo das Tempolimit 50 ist, fahren sie immer noch 70.. ich mein wo ist der Sinn dabei, so zu fahren? Wissen die nicht dass ihr Auto schneller als 70 fahren kann? Und in der Stadt mit 20 drüber geblitzt zu werden kostet auch mehr, als auf der Landstraße mit 20 drüber geblitzt zu werden, also ist es einfach die schlechtmöglichste Art Auto zu fahren, da versteh ich ja noch die Schnarcher mehr, die einfach überall Arsch langsam fahren (auch sehr nervig). Und solche Leute hab ich dann auch noch immer dann vorne dran, wenn ich zur Arbeit fahren muss und spät dran bin (ich weiß, ich weiß, das ist für einen Deutschen eine Schande, Arbeit ist das wichtigste und ich sollte immer mindestens 1 Stunde Zeitpuffer einplanen😂)
Engine braking is an old way of protecting your brakes from overheating. As new brakes are way more powerful, you don't need engine braking anymore, except when driving downhill. Because actually engine braking isn't that nice for your engine...
@Phelan How should that be bad for your gearbox?? Maybe if you instantly drop the clutch and let the gear crush in. But who does this?! Well yeah its annoying to get the dust of your rims if you wanna clean them, but that isn't really a thing for me, because of going to Nordschleife several times every year and after that I need to clean everything anyway.
How Swiss Germans hear the instructions: - Autobahn no speed limit: you drive 100 on the left lane! - Everywhere else: you drive 20 below posted speed limit. People should leave home early enough to account for potential delays! Gruetzi mittenand!!!
Swiss people are never late because timepieces are ubiquitous and because, when they do anything, they always leave significant potential for faster movement in case of any unforeseen delay, which never happens, because planning is meticulous and all-encompassing.
Would be a dream, but sadly like 65% of the drivers are fucking Schleichers! They always drive 80 when it is 100, and doesn't matter if it gets 60, they continue with driving 80...
100 in a 70erZone will give you a Punkt in Flensburg! Don't do that. Also - I worked on the ambulance. All Jokes away: Please do never overspeed. It is very dangerous and it doesn't make you cooler. I have seen people half-dead in crashed Cars. You don't want to be responsible for killing someone in a car Crash.
Man, this comment section is even better than the video. I was looking for a funny short clip before work. Was almost disappointed after your intro. Started laughing a little later. Then I got into the comments. Now I'm an hour late. (Thankfully I'm my own boss)
This is actually a pretty informative video. So many people don't know what a blinker is and that you should always drive on the right lane, and only go on the left when overtaking a car in front of you.
The word "Blinker" doesn't exists! The right word is Fahrtrichtungsanzeiger!!!☝ May be, in english you understand it, when you hear "direction indicator"? 🤔
@@RexusprimeIX , my words are only this art of german humor like in this video ;-) only a joke from myself about the extremly long words in the german language ;-)
2:27 overtaking on the left lane is important. The Vietnamese drive on the right side of the road but they overtake on the right too which means they overtake on the motorcycle lane
Ahahahhaha holy shit this might be the hardest i laughed to a german made video. Hervorragend gemacht digga! Subscribed! Do some more Germany introduction videos like this, I'm new in DE.
😂 As a foreigner this is the first video that made me laugh so hard, now we know how to drive ( bloody foreigners) 😝 yes, i live in Germany since 2017 and i love this country and the people.
This is a quite accurate video. But more accurate would be that the most Germans do NOT stay in the right lane, they think it’s only for Trucks and Busses.
As a german, this is perfect and could be one of those old video cassette you watched in driving lessons for the theory part of your exam lol and his aggressiv SCHULTERBLICK is so on point. Unfortunately he didnt explained the importance off mentioned SCHULTERBLICK and the inconveniencem off other people in case of your death. 2/5.
if you turn right: 1. Check inside mirror 2. Check exterior mirror 3. THEN SCHULTERBLICK!!!! at my driving test i have done Schulterblick and also looked in the eyes of the "testing guy" hahahaha. he was likeeeee dont look at me!!!!
This video has been sponsored by Oma!
Danki Oma! Das ist eine schon video
Speed Comparer Du weißt schon dass Bundesstraßen nur keine Geschwindigkeitsbeschränkung haben wenn sie mindestens über zwei Spuren, Standstreifen und bauliche Trennung verfügen.
Oma kocht sehr schön 😌
Zank you Oma.
Danke Oma! Stabile Aktion
The most common german street is the „Feldweg“. Or what americans call it: high way. Got the same amount of bumps
Any way you can drive much faster on the Feldweg because there never will be Blitzer!
Wahre Worte😂 Die Fahrdecke der deutsche Autobahnen ist wie ein Samtener Teppich im Vergleich zu allen ausländischen Highways oder ähnlichem...
@@fahrdynamikjk that thinking was giving me my first point ^^
Hahahahahaha
Fahrdynamik JK But sä polliehs mait überhol ju saddnli änd ju schitt jor pänts bicohs säi didnt luk leik polliehs. Sis häppnd tu mieh änd Ei 🍳 olmoust häd än äksident bicohs Ei 🍳 wos sou schockt!
I love germany..i was once in ausfahrt, the biggest city in germany!
Did you know that "Ausfahrt" has an equally larger french partner-city called "Sortie"?
Völl Däpp damn..did not know that. You learn something new everyday!
in Greece you have the massive city "ΕΞΟΔΟΣ"
Ausfart is ok, but Einfart really hurts.
i legit thougt this was a city when i was like 6 i was driving trough germany and saying to my parents like damn thats a large city
You didn’t say that we have one more type of streets in Germany the BAUSTELLEN
Yeah they contain like 99% of the Autobahn.
@@stingraytt330 but only the way you want to go, never the opposite way!
Kennen sie Deutschland? Im Süden die Berge, im Norden das Meer. Und dazwischen: Teer. Aber gibt es wirklich nur Teer?
Es gibt doch noch mehr! Ja genau: Stau. (Gedicht von Mark Uwe Kling)
Die traurige Wahrheit
And the Baustellen never finished
All the German speaking driving instructors: "JEDER RICHTUNGSWECHSEL IST ANZUZEIGEN!"
Und wer vergißt einen Richtungswechsel anzuzeigen, ist sofort anzuzeigen.
@@absolutedisease1699 also alle BMW Fahrer?😄
@@joshuamuller9705 bmw fahrer hier, und ich boxe alle die keinen richtungswechsel anzeigen...das gleiche gilt beim kreisverkehr...auf 5cm drauf fahren tue ich als bmw fahrer natürlich trotzdem
grüße
@@GomzeYT richtig so is ja auch nur n internet chliché. Und die hass ich am meisten, die beim kreisverkehr nicht anzeigen🙄
Joshua Müller Anzeige ist raus
Normal people: don't die
Germans: don't die because it'll inconvenience others😂
DONT SAY GERMANS ARE NOT NORMAL PEOPLE BECAUSE EVERY PEOPLES IS DIFFERENT (AND GERMAN IS BETTER BTW)
@@Ghrostillo bro what? Chill out is a meme are you 12
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@@blakstar600 Nein nein nein! Das ist VERBOTEN, soll ich die Polizei rufen?!
@@blakstar600 it's a joke...
@@Ghrostillo xD
As a german, I can confirm that this video is accurate
Also as a german i can confirm that this statement is accurate aswell.
As german, i can not confirm that neither the video nor the statement is accurate, both lack important information about the Schulterblick!
@@tthetlp3733 As a german i can confirm this
As a German i dont understand why we're still speaking english if everyone here is german
@@TJ_104 As a someone who life here 7 years I can say it isn't how most germans drive 😂 It's rare when germans know drive rules and use them 😂 And I'm not even joking.
Hans get ze flammenwerfer, there is ä linksspurschleicher!
Sebastian Eiselt wo?😂
@@moneyscarti Leider überall...
Hahahaha der Kommentar ist zu gut 😂😂
Digga zis is kåld MITTELSPURSCHLEICHER
Cooler Dude Linksspurschleicher sind schlimmer die kann man garnicht überholen
In Germany you just don't simply say "Ich hab' keinen Hunger" to your Oma!
And than she will slap in your face..
It would be very inconvientient
True, if you dare to say to your Oma "Ich hab' keinen Hunger" you'll find yourself in a situation badder than Katniss were facing in the Hunger Games.
Slippers turn homing when you say that.
You must say "Ich habe" and not "Ich Hab'"! Otherwise you could cause a misunderstanding which would mean that people would not do what you want which will waste a lot of time and money!!!
You forgot to inform them about ze very important SCHULTERBLICK
Srsly this shit is no joke at all. ESPECIALY on the German Autobahn, there are some types of lunatics they are so damn fast you will have no time to react in any Way. And honestly it's not worth to kill anyone for a friggin joke video.
You mean the shoulder view
@@HowdyHartholz nope it's zhe SCHULTERBLICK!
It is here 3:21
INNENSPIEGEL, AUßENSPIEGEL, SCHULTERBLICK for maximum safety (...and efficiency)
Normal People: "Dont die loved ones will miss you:"
Germans: "Dont die that costs us productivity!"
1:10 the following does not apply for BMW drivers.
Stimmt 100%! 😀
Why??
@@Filip-nx9jv cause there is not such a thing in a BMW cars
I'm BMW driver and I yell at others that do not use them
@@danielson1989 You upgraded your BMW with a switch? Nice job bro
Me: this will be a serious shortclip for how to drive in Germany.
Him: Hallo! Sis video will shou ju hau tu dreif in Dschermenee
The English Translation was sponsored by the Deutsche Bahn.
@@bluewidow6857 8 Monate später und die korrekte Übersetzung ist noch nicht da....
Danke für dieses Internetautobahnfahrsicherheitsinstruktionsvideoupload!
Upload, der (m.) GRAMMER is importent!
"-upload" war eins zu viel.
@@P8qzxnxfP85xZ2H3wDRV oder einfach "diesen" :-D
@@Blast-Forward ist*
@Mirko_Z Nein, dieser bezieht sich immer auf das letzte Wort. In diesem Fall ist es jedoch ein englisches und daher ohne ein grammatisches Geschlecht. Man kann also alle benutzen
I was in "Umleitung" the largest city in Germany
😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣
I love it there, it's right next to Ausfahrt
@@Rico-oz4ct hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Das tut 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Easy:
1. You find the Autobahn
2. You hope you don’t get hit by a lunatic in a BMW, Audi, Porsche or anything else fast
3. You hope you don’t get into a ‘Stau’, I’ve been in one twice and it took ages!
Bmw
Waleed172HD
Whoops imma change that now
@@WizardPJfan 😂
Only two times in a 'Stau' ?
Lucky boy
Crayor Cryharder
That was on one trip from Stuttgart. I haven’t been in Germany since.
Thank you Oma
This video was sponsored by Oma
@@SpeedComparer what about Opa?
@@Jodio-Joestar died from corona (the beer)
2:14 to 2:23 That's the most german thing I've ever heard
Its a fact. To make a crash is uneffizient!
Fernando Alonso, the best German driver of all time.
Kimi Räikkönen
😁😁yeah
"We are proud of our German Racing Heritage. Michael Schumacher, Ralf Schumacher, Kimi Raikkonen, Fernando Alonso, all of them are German."
Sebastian Vettel is crying somewhere in his new Aston Martin.
I thought the same xD
Is kimi raikonnen german?! Never knew that tought he was from finland or denmark orso
@@crispusaka7744 You missed the joke my friend!😂
Don’t forget Lewis Hamilton 😂
When turning into the road you forgot to do the Schulterblick. You could have killed a pedestrian and wouldn't have passed your driving test.
Please hand in your Personalausweis, you're not longer worthy enough to be German.
I am sorry, ofcourse I will hand it over and excile myself.
Speed Comparer the dying of this pedestrian will cause inconvenience to other people, please do not kill pedestrians.
Führerschein im Lotto gewonnen oder was?
I BOUGHT THE WHOLE SPEEDOMETER AND I WILL USE MY WHOLE SPEEDOMETER!
Me going full throttle downhill with my 65 PS kia, hitting 180 km/h mark.
You just completed the "Am I German?"-test with 100/100 points. Congratulations.
@@matthiasbohm2593 he lost secret points though. Including driving a BMW while drinking beer
@Android 2990 Version 2.0 wym
thats true buddy hahah
Kimi Raikkonen, Fernando Alonso...all of them are German 🤣
I laughed do damn hard, when he mentioned Fernando Alonso. :,D
Bwoah
Sag mal insta
"All of them... are... German." 😆
Luca171202 Gönn dir Bruder
3:15 Drive-Not-Permission-Hier-Ne...
Ich schmeiß mich weg😂😂
How to drive in germany
Autobahn: full throttle, no brakes
10 meters after Autobahn: full break cuz there is a speeding camera
Manche glauben anscheinend wirklich, dass auf der Autobahn nicht geblitzt wird
Bananenklops naja wenn es unbegrenzt ist dann können die da ja schlecht blitzen
@@bananenklops9738 Also ich kann nur für den Kreis München reden aber bei uns ist dass in der Tat so ....
B3 bei Marburg vor cappel richtung norden 4 blitzer nach 300m von dem 100 schild. Davor ist unbegrenzt und es geht in eine Kurve direkt danach kommen die Blitzer. Knapp an Punkten vorbei mit 119km/h. Bin da mit ein paar Audis und 250 sachen in die Kurve gebrettert und schon ging das Gewitter los.
@@bananenklops9738 aufbauseminar lässt grüßen man... 21 zu viel...
Oma: “pack dir was zu essen ein, du fährst durch Brandenburg!“
Ich fühle mich so ausgeBRANDENBURG😂😂
Im german and i totally agree with you
@POISON You know that every country on the world get invaded by muslims!
Traffic has nothing to do with opinions. If everyone drove by the rules and not their personal opinions, then this instructional video wouldn’t be needed.
b8e71fcbe2e195c67d8d16734013d20f Omg r/woooosh
POISON it‘s cultural enrichement and should be embraced!
Hans, the most german name ever.
"And after you die, people at your office will have to look for replacement, and you create inconvenience for so many people with your dying"
I love this
Why are you eating on the autobahn whilst driving? If a popel in an Opel crashes in front of you then, you'll not be able to make an emergency maneuver. Also, unwarranted movements of the wheel mean, more resistance and, more resistance means that, you're using 0.00001l more fuel and that's inefficient.
1:15 YOU MUST ALWAYS USE UR BLINKER FOR MAXIMUM ACCURACY!!!
Lachflash
The word "Blinker" doesn't exists! The right word is Fahrtrichtungsanzeiger!!!☝ May be, in english you understand it, when you hear "direction indicator"? 🤔
IDK why this was in my reccomandations but nice!
High Five!
Dont worry, owner of the channel still doesn understand why either ! :P
Fahrverbot. That means: Drive not permission! .. joa. Nh. 😂
dont forget that people love to drive 160 in a staight but for every small corner brake to 30 and dont know what engine braking is
Also, nobody ever knows what the speed limit is when they see a Blitzer and thus everyone breaks to below 100 in a 120 stretch.
@@grmpf außerdem gibt's noch die Spezialisten, die 70 auf der Landstraße fahren und wenn man dann in eine Stadt kommt, wo das Tempolimit 50 ist, fahren sie immer noch 70.. ich mein wo ist der Sinn dabei, so zu fahren? Wissen die nicht dass ihr Auto schneller als 70 fahren kann? Und in der Stadt mit 20 drüber geblitzt zu werden kostet auch mehr, als auf der Landstraße mit 20 drüber geblitzt zu werden, also ist es einfach die schlechtmöglichste Art Auto zu fahren, da versteh ich ja noch die Schnarcher mehr, die einfach überall Arsch langsam fahren (auch sehr nervig). Und solche Leute hab ich dann auch noch immer dann vorne dran, wenn ich zur Arbeit fahren muss und spät dran bin (ich weiß, ich weiß, das ist für einen Deutschen eine Schande, Arbeit ist das wichtigste und ich sollte immer mindestens 1 Stunde Zeitpuffer einplanen😂)
Engine braking is an old way of protecting your brakes from overheating. As new brakes are way more powerful, you don't need engine braking anymore, except when driving downhill. Because actually engine braking isn't that nice for your engine...
@Phelan How should that be bad for your gearbox?? Maybe if you instantly drop the clutch and let the gear crush in. But who does this?!
Well yeah its annoying to get the dust of your rims if you wanna clean them, but that isn't really a thing for me, because of going to Nordschleife several times every year and after that I need to clean everything anyway.
How Swiss Germans hear the instructions:
- Autobahn no speed limit: you drive 100 on the left lane!
- Everywhere else: you drive 20 below posted speed limit. People should leave home early enough to account for potential delays! Gruetzi mittenand!!!
Was sind dänn "swiss germans"😂
Swiss people are never late because timepieces are ubiquitous and because, when they do anything, they always leave significant potential for faster movement in case of any unforeseen delay, which never happens, because planning is meticulous and all-encompassing.
@Young Pappy noch nie gehört
@Young Pappy ach so da stand einfach ein e zuviel
@@dario18195 Swiss Germans = Deutschschweizer, weil wir budget Franzosen im Westen und paar italiener im Südosten haben xd
Wenn you drive in "alle Richtungen", you never come an. :-)
Alle Richtungen is my favorite taun in Germany
...just behind Bielefeld.
@@husabergpower4700 There is no such town as bielefield. Where did u get that name from and *Where is your current location?*
@@Skyl3t0n current location: Bielefeld
In germany we call him an "Ehrenmann"
His English German accent is so funny! 😂
Witsch äkzent?!
Ei zink he schpiks Äkzent-frii
Er war im Ammiland ich denk mal das ist ein Joke
@@niklasschindler9244 No way!
@@Slazlo-Brovnik 😂😂😂😂😂
"You should always use you Blinkers for MAXIMUM ACCURACY!!!!!"
Me: But what about BMW drivers!
On the Landstraße you can also drive as fast as you can, u just dont have to get caught xD
Germany Road rule: Drive 50 when it says 30, 70 when 50, 100 when 70, 130+ on everything else
Schlauer in 3 Minuten - Fitness Fakten it’s same in America 🤣
Would be a dream, but sadly like 65% of the drivers are fucking Schleichers! They always drive 80 when it is 100, and doesn't matter if it gets 60, they continue with driving 80...
@@stingraytt330 no braking for maximum fuel efficiency
Same in Russia. Speed is limited to 60 in cities but everyone drive 80.
100 in a 70erZone will give you a Punkt in Flensburg! Don't do that.
Also - I worked on the ambulance. All Jokes away: Please do never overspeed. It is very dangerous and it doesn't make you cooler.
I have seen people half-dead in crashed Cars. You don't want to be responsible for killing someone in a car Crash.
youtube: here watch this video of a german teaching how to drive in germany
germans: Zugriff!
"You have to go on the left lane ONLY when you're overtaking"
TEACH THIS IN FRANCE PLEASE
It kinda confuses me that this is not as strict of a rule in other countries. It makes everything so much easier
@@wessenwolf i think its because the speed difference isnt as high as in germany.
German racing heritage.......that one had me almost choke I laughed so hard.
"[...] you have inconveniented a lot of people with your dying."
Mortality rate: *0*
1:56 *aggressive shifting*
Man, this comment section is even better than the video.
I was looking for a funny short clip before work. Was almost disappointed after your intro. Started laughing a little later. Then I got into the comments.
Now I'm an hour late. (Thankfully I'm my own boss)
Wow this guy is so underrated! I laughed so hard and I miss driving in Germany 😄
We are proud of our Racing drivers: Micheal Schumacher, Ralf Schumacher, *Kimi Raikkönen* and *Fernando Alonso* . All of the are German.
XDDDD
2:40 "speeding everywhere" oooooops
Keep in mind speeding means more than 20 kmh over the speed limit. 10 kmh over is mandatory.
OPHeckler I usually speed between 30 and 40 over the limit 😅
benjisop Normal day, Saturday past Midnight + 90 and more haha
Wichtig zur Autobahn, wenn du denkst du bist der schnellste, kommt immer ein Kombi der dir Lichthupe bei 250 Km/h gibt und dir das Gegenteil beweist.
I miss the educational videos like that one. Thanks now i can drive the RIGHT way like a german.
This is actually a pretty informative video. So many people don't know what a blinker is and that you should always drive on the right lane, and only go on the left when overtaking a car in front of you.
The word "Blinker" doesn't exists! The right word is Fahrtrichtungsanzeiger!!!☝ May be, in english you understand it, when you hear "direction indicator"? 🤔
@@p.-buy Ok and why does this matter? I said people don't know "what a bilnker is", not "what the word blinker means".
@@RexusprimeIX , my words are only this art of german humor like in this video ;-) only a joke from myself about the extremly long words in the german language ;-)
I love this, you are so funny!!!!!! 💙 💜 From Sharon in England 🏴
This is not for funny, Sharon in England.
💜💙💜
Meine Präsentation im Englisch Unterricht "This is the AUTOBAHN"
Unreal how he nails our accent!
🇩🇪
Manche würden sagen, dass ist das beste was man am Tag gesehen hat.
OMG I cried from laughing and remembering my Oma at the same time! I miss her.
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Not a single Soul:
Germans when English people speaks German in a Video: ZUGRIFF!
2:27 overtaking on the left lane is important. The Vietnamese drive on the right side of the road but they overtake on the right too which means they overtake on the motorcycle lane
finally youtube is recommending me German videos while im in Munich
I love how in the background theres the "Hoch Heidecksburg Marsch" blasting.
Herrlich Haha
I am german and I really appreciate this friendly person
2:32 SCHULTERBLICK
Ahahahhaha holy shit this might be the hardest i laughed to a german made video. Hervorragend gemacht digga! Subscribed! Do some more Germany introduction videos like this, I'm new in DE.
3:14 "Drive not permission hier" lul da hab ich mich weggehauen ^^
Such an Educational Video 💃 🎶 📹 it's CALM!!!!!!! and RELAXINGGGGGGG!!!!! I've learned so much🍄
2:33 That‘s what we Call the „Schulterblick“
Das erste Video dass ich von dir sehe und direkt das witzigste „englische“ Video seit langem ich bin gestorben vor lachen😂
Direkt like und sub
😂 As a foreigner this is the first video that made me laugh so hard, now we know how to drive ( bloody foreigners) 😝 yes, i live in Germany since 2017 and i love this country and the people.
oh mann... the intro was amazing and the whole video gives confidence to drive in germany
I just cought myself reading the comments in his accent. I think I need to go to sleep now.
This is one of the best videos i have seen this year
yes watching in 2k21
Herrlich 😂😂😂
Der Kittel macht das ganze nochmal besser
Und die Zwischenablage am Anfang, ein echter Wissenschaftler
Hoch Heidecksburg Marsch in background lol nice
*DO IT RIGHT!!!*
I really really liked the video because you did NOT mention Sebastiend Vettel when you were talking about your racing heritage
Me explaining to my family and friends how to drive correctly
Brought back a lot of memories of my share of driving in the autobahn, 12-15 years ago!
This is a quite accurate video. But more accurate would be that the most Germans do NOT stay in the right lane, they think it’s only for Trucks and Busses.
not true
*americans
thank you for the tips. And road knowledge
Dieses Denglisch ist ne wundervolle Unterhaltung😂
So this is the Rechtsfahrgebot everyone was complaining about! Now i got it. Thanks for making the roads saver everyday
As a german, this is perfect and could be one of those old video cassette you watched in driving lessons for the theory part of your exam lol and his aggressiv SCHULTERBLICK is so on point. Unfortunately he didnt explained the importance off mentioned SCHULTERBLICK and the inconveniencem off other people in case of your death.
2/5.
if you turn right:
1. Check
inside mirror
2. Check exterior mirror
3. THEN SCHULTERBLICK!!!!
at my driving test i have done Schulterblick and also looked in the eyes of the "testing guy" hahahaha.
he was likeeeee dont look at me!!!!
Love these 'How To...' videos! 👍
language: english
accent: german
grammar: indian
guy: american
comments: denglish
jes.
hotel: trivago
What a nice and kind Oma 😊
He's back again
And he wont go away again!
@@SpeedComparer classic angry German 💪
This is fuckin hilarious man, i didn't known what i clicked on until it was too late. Got me, had to watch it all, brilliant.
I've gotta say, you did look seriously a bit nervous when in the autobahn left lane.
65HP is the reason for that
@@SpeedComparer what you are allowed to drive with THAT on the glorious Autobahn? I have to ask the TÜV about this.
@@muhschaf You don't have to ask them, because it already has the TÜV Prüfplakette.
that is very educational, thank you
Die Mukke macht mich fertig xDDDD
On the Landstraße you can drive at 100 km/h, but if you see a town sign, drop to 50 and vice versa. There’ll usually be no speed limit sign.
I AM SIRST!!
The very first "first" comment I ever liked. Wish I could givve you more than one
I understood you were sirsty, don't trink and treif!
Here, please: 🍺
PROST 🍻
was ein ehrenmann.... unglaublich :D
But einhändig fahren is also a no go my lieber scholli
Interesting stuff.
"lettuce begin"
Thanks for the info! I have my Führerscheinprüfung soon and will surely pass both tests
DAT ENGLISCH! I believe I spider. His english is not the yellow from egg.
The line should’ve been “you vant humor…go to Denmark.”
Awesome vid!! Danke schoen!! (Pretty much the extent of my Deutsch)