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@@Sleepcycle831 he's funny, but not a chance. Rogan hit the zeitgeist at a specific moment in time. His show is popular because it's like watching your knucklehead brother or uncle talking to a random person for two or three hours. It's oddly entertaining in a very relaxed kind of way, lol.
Genuinely so impressive to watch you enough to see some of the same bits/ riffs repeated, but still everyone of the is absolutely killing it. One of my favorites out there, very excited for the only funny white guy to be on the brink of truly hitting it big
You shut your mouth! I’ve seen you play. You used to play at the end of your videos. You’re good. Your comedy isn’t to shabby either. My grandma would love it.
Jokes aside it's so cool to tour the US with you. I've never been and even if I ever visit for sure it won't be a bar in Minnesota or Maine or in any other 46 states. Very interesting and immersive experience. As a whole it's a guide to America no less than a Ken Burns documentary
Look at Geoffrey flowing like water thru that Marshall bit, falling behind by double digits before coming back with the Randy Moss/racism comment. Alpha sighting.
I think the one mistake 6 million times had less fat on it in the German pride bit But I’m of Irish / Italian descent so how did I even manage to write this coherently
I know sludge metal. It is possible to listen to doom, sludge, death, thrash and still love Jesus… I live in a small town w extra home space and a yard Geoffrey.. ever heard of it??! 🥴🥴😂
wait...the barbell rod is 45lb, which means he puts another 65lb of weights on when bench pressing. So that's 2x 25lb plates, then 2x 5lb plates, and then you put on the weettle teeny tiny 2,5lb beta plates on each side???
"She smacked my hand." That's physical. That's physical abuse. That's a bad sign in a relationship. This have got physical. I was expecting Asmus to immediately say: "So it IS physical!" But he didn't. Which left me feeling disappointed.
Hey kids. Thanks for watching.
COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR BEFORE I FILM MY SPECIAL - punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/
Fort Collins 9/5 - 9/7
Fargo 9/13 - 9/14
Sioux Falls 9/15
Edmonton 9/19 - 9/21
Calgary 9/22
Pittsburgh 9/25 - 9/26
Morgantown 9/27
Memphis 10/3
Bentonville, AR 10/4
Minneapolis 10/11
Eau Claire WI 10/13
Madison WI 10/17 - 10/19
NYC 10/22
Salt Lake City 10/25 -10/26
Spokane 10/27
Detroit 11/1 - 11/2
St. Louis 11/3
Erie, PA 11/7
Cleveland 11/8 - 11/10
New Orleans 11/13
Atlanta 11/14 - 11/16
Oxford, MS 11/17
NYC 11/20
Philly 11/21 - 11/23
Louisville 12/5
Bloomington IN 12/6 - 12/7
San Diego 12/13 - 12/15
Omaha 12/20 - 12/21
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"Cruise ship captain" actually fuckin rules as a kid's dream job, just slightly more obtainable than astronaut.
I like how you’ve already decided that your trip to the top will absolutely bypass Rogan. Hell ya, brother.
@@Sleepcycle831 he's funny, but not a chance. Rogan hit the zeitgeist at a specific moment in time. His show is popular because it's like watching your knucklehead brother or uncle talking to a random person for two or three hours. It's oddly entertaining in a very relaxed kind of way, lol.
@@katashley1031who's rogan?
@@alexandruradu9695 seriously? Joe Rogan.
DIABOLICAL that no one clapped for the social worker lmao
I thought I should but nobody else did so I didn’t 😂
@@AriJWeiss sheep, lol.
"Get up here, brother." had me dying! I just love watching you. Freaking hilarious! 😂❤
drop your pants, turn your head, and cough
There was a 5-10 % chance he would say "OK, let's do this..."
Suffering hour, when I talk to my mom every Tuesday 🤣That look afterward
The "get up here, brother" LMAO
alpha dig at rogan in the note at the end right there. very respectable, perhaps even the most respectable thing i've ever seen
"You hold this world together- and as I'm looking at you: looks like you're kinda falling apart from the struggle"
CLIP IT
Next video: the Lewinsky joke
He just keeps dominating with comedy riffs one after another. Such an alpha
"Not physical" is such a funny fucking response lmao
Then proceeds to describe a physical altercation
Geoffrey, the King of crowd work with yet another incredible display of quick wits and panty soaking punchlines. Amazing as always
Geoffrey your comedy is keeping me sane in this mad world. Thank you, Alpha❤️🔥
Why is nobody else this good?
"not physical" is crazy lmao
10s later: she physically slapped my hand
"A man who has heatlh insurance" - what a riff. This man is on fire non stop!
Man I like all your content out there! Just brilliant!
Forreal the best standup out right now
Another banger 😂
Still holding hope you come to Tel Aviv!
Great work Asmus.
will you upload the special here?
Another weird metal band audience member… like moths to a flame
Damnnn Geoffrey, this is top tier! Fucking love your comedy, I’ll be waiting for the day you step foot in the Netherlands for a show!
Genuinely so impressive to watch you enough to see some of the same bits/ riffs repeated, but still everyone of the is absolutely killing it. One of my favorites out there, very excited for the only funny white guy to be on the brink of truly hitting it big
The Monica Lewinsky part 😂
Thanks for uploading, I was almost famished by now! Top alpha comedy indeed!
the fire content never stops!!
You shut your mouth! I’ve seen you play. You used to play at the end of your videos. You’re good. Your comedy isn’t to shabby either. My grandma would love it.
1 hour w/Geoff = SUFFERING HOUR!!
Jokes aside it's so cool to tour the US with you. I've never been and even if I ever visit for sure it won't be a bar in Minnesota or Maine or in any other 46 states. Very interesting and immersive experience. As a whole it's a guide to America no less than a Ken Burns documentary
You may not know this but you’re good at your job
here's a comment for the algorithm. you're great
Always very funny, Geoffrey!
I'd love to go to one of your shows if you get to Portland or Seattle area. I love how you interact with the crowd.
I'll be back in both of those cities in the spring. Sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
Great sets!
As a kid my suffering hour was going to church every Sunday.
Catholic Church? If so, me too.
I see, I tap,
I like 👍, I comment.
not stopping till you get a Netflix special or JRE appearance.
Another BANGER!
a master at work
Crashing Zoom weddings is underrated.
Audio quality?! AND quality comedy?! We're all very lucky 🎉
He's the perfect comedian to have around at the end of the world. Which is like ... happening
yoooo its geofri!
That was the argument he could think about hahahaha. Cute.
but wait Suffering Hour are really good
Fr, I just checked them out and had to add them to my rotation lmao
This is fûcking hilarious! And then I get to the end and realize it was in my city, FUCK!!
Im back in October (from MN). Sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
A life of fucking divorced moms from Kansas while sporting a captain's hat sounds pretty awesome to me.
This was a very sharp set of riffs. Also keep the beard. It just works.
Marshall had a plane crash, not a bus.
Don’t tell anyone I fucked up
@@GeoffreyAsmus too late..I told everyone. Everyone.
Look at Geoffrey flowing like water thru that Marshall bit, falling behind by double digits before coming back with the Randy Moss/racism comment. Alpha sighting.
Hey Geoffrey, Can you keep the subtitles? I really like your show but I'm not 100% fluent in english. Claps from Brazil!
Indeed, the whole free showers thing never too off
Love sludge metal 🤘 rock on guys
Suffering hour 😂
Matt Rife ripping on Marvel
Suffering hour for sinners. Genius
The Germans are shamed for one "mistake"
Thanks for acknowledging that Rogan is the worst. You on the other hand are killing it!
I think the one mistake 6 million times had less fat on it in the German pride bit
But I’m of Irish / Italian descent so how did I even manage to write this coherently
You don't come off like a guy that listens to jam bands😂😂😂
Never forget: Vincimus Diesel made *$54 Million* for saying “I am Groot” several ways.
Great standup, or whatever…
😂
Fuck, life is the biggest joke.
You think he would have said Stoner Metal.
Plane Crash at Marshall University
I know sludge metal. It is possible to listen to doom, sludge, death, thrash and still love Jesus…
I live in a small town w extra home space and a yard Geoffrey.. ever heard of it??! 🥴🥴😂
😂
Damn, I wanne hear this Lewinsky joke…
wait...the barbell rod is 45lb, which means he puts another 65lb of weights on when bench pressing. So that's 2x 25lb plates, then 2x 5lb plates, and then you put on the weettle teeny tiny 2,5lb beta plates on each side???
Go listen to Acid Bath, everybody.
this video will please the algorithm
Matt rife did a show in Alaska, why don't you?
"She smacked my hand." That's physical. That's physical abuse. That's a bad sign in a relationship. This have got physical. I was expecting Asmus to immediately say: "So it IS physical!" But he didn't. Which left me feeling disappointed.
As is typical she thinks it's OK if she does it.
The heroes always win in marvel? I guess i just hadnt noticed
To be fair, Randy Moss played in Minnesota….#AlphaDominance
Why TF are you checking your phone on stage??
Aside from that, brilliant crowd work.
checking clock so i dont go over my alotted stagetime
@@GeoffreyAsmus lol, for as long as comics have taken the stage, they've gotten a light from someone offstage to let them know when to wrap it up.
@@katashley1031 i prefer to time myself. im a rennaissance man
@@GeoffreyAsmus OK Rain Man, lol.
Alpha af assman❤
The Germans helped and advanced the creation of the first book, the Authorized King James.
I’ll add that to the list of shitty things Germans have done. 😂
💩 donation for algo bump
LFGGG
This crowd could NOT handle the king, typical beta response around a true alpha.
Come back to Berlin, I miss you.
My first drug smuggling trips were to Minneapolis.... 30 years ago it was a fun city, but shitty strip clubs!!!!
Ahhh...
...the good ol' drug smuggling days. 😂