Woman Defeats S*xist Comedian - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- Hello fellow alphas. Here are some of my favorite and best crowd work moments from the year 2023 of our Lord.
A lady firefighter carries me offstage in Colorado. I unknowingly attack a blind man in New York City. And I meet two snake hunters in Texas. Comedy is wild.
I don't really like doing crowd work but unfortunately I am good at it and unfortunately its what people want to see these days. So I'll give the pigs the slop they crave.
Also. Come out to a stand up comedy show ya beta cowards. My new material is very good stand up comedy. I am writing stand up comedy as much as possible for the algorithm. The algorithm rewards those who type words and phrases like stand up comedy and funny and jokes. No one talks about funny stand up comedy jokes anymore. Comedy is not about being funny it is mostly about gaining the favor of an unfeeling all-powerful algorithm. So I will humbly bow down before the one I serve.
I'm touring way too much the rest of the year.
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10/11 - Portland - portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/223167
10/19 - 10/21 - Kansas City - www.thecomedyclubkc.com/events/72628
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Went from Alpha to Beta real fast with that firewoman.
I'd enjoy it.
Love strong women.
Disagree he got his dick on her shoulder
Plus she actually submitted to him when he challenged her.
Congrats on the wedding gig!Thankfully they weren't aware you'd be fully satisfied with 50$
hell ill take $10
I don't know what'll turn me gay faster, fluoride in the water or not watching your videos but either way I'm glad you uploaded a new one. Keep up the alpha comedy
Fluoride
Fluoride in the water ? Is that an actual fact ?
Man... Your crowd work is pure gold. Thanks for the laughs
These muslim people are onto something...
I travel to work on a train and it's always packed. Today I got on the packed train and prayed loudly to Allah, I got the whole train to myself.
😂😂😂
Pro train rider tip 💯🙏❤️
Watched the whole video before commenting, alpha move on my end if you ask me.
Great stuff as always, the blind dude was pure gold and so was your excursion into music theory
Chad move; Only Alphas would understand.
Alphas watch til the end. Agreed
lmao that broken up couple that was shitting on each other segment was hilarious
Loved the entire video but your knowledge about the mormons was on point and hilarious!!
His knowledge about EVERYTHING is so impressive. Going to see your show in La Jolla tomorrow.
That whole mormon bit was pure gold.. Five stars.
So are you going to do a show at that Lebanese\Belarus wedding?
If they book me I’ll do any gig
The alpha is on top of the game
Clutch edits man! Fuckin cuck!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Loving your comedy man!
Absolute bangers start to finish! Can't wait for your special!!!
The firewoman thing was a great twist to the FoCo show!
PS: Sorry i forgot the name of your podcast, I was hammered lmao
Snake Hunter...side of the highway.
Gotcha.
Ever kiss the Cobra? 😘🐍
That one broken up couple was fucking insane every next line was like a slap in the face 😂😂😂😂
Soul joel’s was a great show aye can’t wait to see you onstage again!!!
Hell yea. I’m in Philly on 9/28 at Helium. Come out for sure
@@GeoffreyAsmus awww sheeeit hell yeah 😎
Music jokes were gold!!! Lmao😂
Excellent stuff as always!
Awesome as always... but i have the sneaking suspicion that that one lady did not have an idea what impressionism was.. at least her explanation could have been used for ANY art style.
Love it dude. I've been a fan since the first time I saw you as an opener at Comedy on State. The last time you headlined there was fantastic as well, looking forward to another show in a few weeks. Thanks for what you do.
Sincerely,
A Friend of the Pod
Hell yea. Very excited for those shows
Watched alot of your videos the last few days. This ones good 😂
100% fire! You're response and editing with that firewoman was HILARIOUS!
The Alpha of all alphas!! This dude is highly underrated man I don’t think I’ve came across a single video yet that I haven’t absolutely laughed my ass off the whole time! Hope you drop another special in the near future man your most recent one fuckin RIPPED dude!!
I hope this guy blows up real soon
I’m watching your bits and crowd work and thinking I could never be a comedian.
You’re on a rocketship now my man.
I love the title considering you're posting these videos. 😂
Damn that guitar crescendo joke was fire
Damn dude, I love your comedy!
I've been watching this dude's videos for the last few days now and he's hilarious
Bad experience with a leader.
Oh no... 😂😂😂
these are all hits.
Q) Why couldn't Henry Purcell play his organ?
A) It was Baroque. 🥁
You are a comic genius!
Best crowd work !!!
great stuff!
Naturally funny, like it.
this was the most hilarious video i've ever watched
lmao dude is so funny. why havent i seen this guy before? lol
It's that a bird sanctuary shirt 👕?😂
Q) Aside from his epic moustache, what was the greatest thing about Joseph Stalin?
A) He killed millons of Nazis.
You don't need to name this some inflationary name. Honestly your schtick of being edgy is easily seen because it's honest and dark. More people find you humanizing than what you expect. Keep doin what you're doing.
As a syrian i gotta admit... Lebanese be some good looking people
0:17 yeah because people needing rescued from a fire are standing up ...lie on the floor and get her to do it then :p
Okie baby boy
@@beshooketh9333 lolz stfu and then go lie down on the floor and get a woman to lift you up
Ooh la la.
Bro knows his Mormon history 😂
Cobras are from Durkadurkastan
mistake found, not " S*xist Comedian", a letter is lost, should have been " S*xiEst Comedian"
Wow this is true
🔥🔥🔥😆😆😆😆
Pretty sure the cult made a song about fire wonam
Haha a great song
you should believe that.
Can i get on the guest list for your Chicago show?
in December?
@@GeoffreyAsmus yes!
@@henry9 I’m a merciful god. Remind me in december
@@GeoffreyAsmus hell yeah. I thought there was a zero percent chance of that working. My man
algo
Props to the algo
We love you algorithm!!
Dude, you've got *it*. Glad to see you got that wedding gig and tip.
Impressionism.. It's in the name. It's where the artists made 'impressions' of - say - landscapes and so on, rather than photorealistic images.
So more about the shapes, colors, light, vibe of the thing they were portraying, rather than precision.
Monet was an important artist.. Van Gogh too, I reckon - but he moved on to EXpressionism; roughly "impressionism, but to express feelings" (so exaggerated shapes, more lively or more sober colour palette, more stylized, etc. As to convey the emotional state of the artist in relation to the scene he was painting)
So it went from 'as realistic as possible' (like Renaissance paintings by Rembrandt and stuff), to impressionism (which made 'impressions' of scenes rather than realistic pictures of them), to EXpressionism (which was like impressionism, but the color palette, shapes, etc EXpressed (heeeey..!) a feeling or emotion about the scene the artist was painting - exaggerated darkness / gloom, or exaggerated bright colors. Like goth or emo or kawai)
new fetish unlocked 😅❤🔥👩🚒
Rogan in a recent podcast said crowd work is easy compared to doing a set. I bet they were referring to you. What say you?
Haha I completely agree. Pretty good Crowd work isn’t that hard if you are a competent comic. I just do it to feed the almighty algorithm
@@GeoffreyAsmus it got me!
Is it just me, or does this dude look like Hassan Minage’s white brother? 😂
hahahaha
@@GeoffreyAsmus when are you in NYC???
@@lucycarola in November! www.eventbrite.com/e/alpha-female-beta-male-caitlin-peluffo-geoffrey-asmus-ny-comedy-fest-tickets-705060834937
@@GeoffreyAsmus purchased!
You did great, last night.
Orthodox couple ftw
Horizontal videos on youtube. Jeezus Christo, what a stupid trend, and all because smartphone zombies are too lazy to turn their phones 90 degrees for a proper video viewing.
Do you have an only fans?
Should I?
Uhhhh, yes please. Give the fans what they want. Geoffrey's Assmus.
hahaha this rips dude
So you’re going to their wedding right ?!
And the way he phrased it is like that was just for fun money and he wants to pay you more to come to wedding ???