Hey kids. Thanks for watching. Come see me on tour. Buy tix here - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 I'm doing shows in Point Pleasant NJ, Indianapolis, Missoula, Tulsa, Wichita, NYC, Atlanta, Salt Lake City, Tulsa, Spokane, Fort Collins, Saranac Lake, Fargo, Sioux Falls, Calgary, Edmonton, San Diego, Louisville, Memphis, NW Arkansas, St. Louis, Detroit and somehow more. Join my mailing list to find out when I'm performing in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
Geoff, 4:40 *As a custom fabricator* AND as someone who's actually In The Know regarding Kyle.. That Joke Transcended Comedy-Gold and went straight to Comedy-PLATINUM! hahaha *Nicely Done!* 🤘🤣
Liked, commented and shared on my fb bcos you freaking rule! Glad you're blowing up, you should be next big thing- I can't believe you haven't been on Rogan- you are way too good for KillTony, (DUH!) but it'd be more exposure for ya if it happened somewhere at least I dunno smh I can't believe you're not everywhere yet tbh!!!
Traveled to The Bell House in Brooklyn to see you. Now the mountain is coming to Mohamed. Just bought a ticket for Point Pleasant, NJ show. See you there 🤘
For anyone who hasn't seen The Alpha live, go check him out if he is anywhere near you. I had the privilege of catching his set in Minneapolis a few weeks ago and it was well worth the 6hrs round trip. I looked like I was crying 5min into the set it was that hysterical.
I lived in Columbia, TN for a bit, so remember hearing about Celina, TN! [Home of the Opioid Pandemic.😁] That place being #1 on his List makes a lot more sense now! lol
Love both of these new vids, and fuck Led Zeppelin. You have earned your way into my evenings, Geoffrey. Refreshing , witty, and the reason I started watching RUclips shorts. Thanks for being you, brother.
3:05 He actually has a live background band there during his sessions.. Unfortunately for him, every time he whips it out, the drummer plays a Sting / Rim-Shot! 🤣
At least the special will get a good bump on views after the Secret Service folks get the job done. But what about the constant great uploads afterwards, man? Fight!
was just there in june! Ill be back though. love montreal. Sign up for my dumb email list with the link in my bio and I’ll let you know when tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@@GeoffreyAsmus Dang I missed you! I'm signing up-- won't happen twice good sir!! >> Seriously, your sets are always fu*king hilarious... my friend is taking me to see Sugar Sammy in two weeks... wahwah... when you come back to Montreal, I'm taking her to see you. Then she'll know what laughing is!!! Thanks for existing!! :P
Hey kids. Thanks for watching. Come see me on tour.
Buy tix here - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11
I'm doing shows in Point Pleasant NJ, Indianapolis, Missoula, Tulsa, Wichita, NYC, Atlanta, Salt Lake City, Tulsa, Spokane, Fort Collins, Saranac Lake, Fargo, Sioux Falls, Calgary, Edmonton, San Diego, Louisville, Memphis, NW Arkansas, St. Louis, Detroit and somehow more.
Join my mailing list to find out when I'm performing in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
Came for the poetry, stayed to re-watch the Klaus smackdown.
I don't know if I can handle 28 straight minutes of pure alpha comedy.
Klaus killed me
2x speed. 14 mins. Boom. I am your savior.
You’re gonna open your mouth and enjoy it
My favorite will forever be him getting mad & shouting "FUCK!" about stuff 😂😂😂😂 gets me everytime
that 'teender' joke i'm crying
the fabricator riff made my chest hurt dude. like timing & how often can or will that ever occur organically. Well done
One of the greatest poets of our time
Klaus is seriously the coolest dude ever.
Been on a binge watching your stuff, it's great!
never a bad time to rewatch the klaus exchange
The man never misses, holy shit.
Geoff, 4:40 *As a custom fabricator* AND as someone who's actually In The Know regarding Kyle..
That Joke Transcended Comedy-Gold and went straight to Comedy-PLATINUM! hahaha *Nicely Done!* 🤘🤣
Hey this poet is pretty funny, he should try comedy
The "wicky-wicky Button" Oh JFC Tristan
The wickeywickey destroyed me lmao.
Klaus slayed.
Those two ladies in PDX were nuts. "They've got white men." was f-ing wild. The Europe clips murdered.
Klaus with the sick burns!! Haha
Germans are sure known for sick burns.
"FUCK YOU CHARLIE!" made me fart, I laughed so hard. Keep it up, great work!
This touched my wicky wicky button and made me laugh.
Oh hey, a comment to increase algorithm engagement.
"You might as well lay telegraph wire,"......you got the hat for it!! There, I helped a little.
Killed it! 👍
"Semiconductors? Why don't you make full conductors?"
Can't wait for you to visit Montana!
missoula show next week. plz come
Gold!!!!!
You absolutely sucker punched Charles and I fuckin LOST IT. Can't wait to see you in Pittsburgh!
Eff you to all the musicians! Asmus the alpha got you beat!
Poor Charlie caught some fire that night 🔥😂😂😂
That horse’s name was too easy 😂
I'm going to become a world renowned lecturer just so I can invite Klaus to be my opening act!! Would have been a great comeback for Klaus 😂😂😂
Love that the special is gonna feel like a normal show. Straight in, no kissin’
Liked, commented and shared on my fb bcos you freaking rule! Glad you're blowing up, you should be next big thing- I can't believe you haven't been on Rogan- you are way too good for KillTony, (DUH!) but it'd be more exposure for ya if it happened somewhere at least I dunno smh I can't believe you're not everywhere yet tbh!!!
Hahahahaha the broncholitis guy sounding like a goose was hilariouuuuussss 😂😂😂😂.
So funny, having a hard time to cope...
Hell yeah bro!!! Keep it up!!
Traveled to The Bell House in Brooklyn to see you. Now the mountain is coming to Mohamed. Just bought a ticket for Point Pleasant, NJ show. See you there 🤘
Charlie got fucking blasted 😂
I sharted myself laughing from that German stuff!
The Messiah has returned AGAIN ,with another gift for his unworthy followers, thank you for the alpha comedy.
"im gonna buy it then burn it" Full Alpha move!
For anyone who hasn't seen The Alpha live, go check him out if he is anywhere near you. I had the privilege of catching his set in Minneapolis a few weeks ago and it was well worth the 6hrs round trip. I looked like I was crying 5min into the set it was that hysterical.
Great stuff. I could have died.
You were too nice to that lady. Well done. 1:06
Just got tickets for Cleveland in November, can't wait! Can't believe the biggest alpha male in comedy is gracing us with his presence.
Can't belive this is free. Absolutely hilarious, hope to catch you on your next euro-tour!
Masterclass performance. I dig yo shyt!
I lived in Columbia, TN for a bit, so remember hearing about Celina, TN! [Home of the Opioid Pandemic.😁]
That place being #1 on his List makes a lot more sense now! lol
The show idea is great… A throwback to how it used to be done.
Boosting your engagement. Love it.
Comedy gold!
Best second greatest hits since Hall and Oates
I hope our best friend Felix is doing well!
12 minutes ago? best comedy video in history already and i'm only 5 seconds in
Love both of these new vids, and fuck Led Zeppelin. You have earned your way into my evenings, Geoffrey. Refreshing , witty, and the reason I started watching RUclips shorts. Thanks for being you, brother.
A minor. Teender. Fucking grade a alpha comedy riffs right there.
3:05 He actually has a live background band there during his sessions..
Unfortunately for him, every time he whips it out, the drummer plays a Sting / Rim-Shot! 🤣
Love reading your comedy!
shout out to Klaus !!!
23:49 "Sam" 24:51 There's a "PALL"
MY name is Sam, and my middle name is Paul. 🤪
GREAT ending to your 'outro', dude! 🤘🤣
record your special in seattle -- we love you over here.
😹😹😹😹😹 5/5
😻😻😻😻😻 5/5
At least the special will get a good bump on views after the Secret Service folks get the job done. But what about the constant great uploads afterwards, man? Fight!
New stuff for me!
Nothing like a little alpha comedy to get the blood seriously pumping.
09:29
"Der Mann ohne Eigenschaften" by Robert MUSIL. Highly recommended.
You're awesome
Geoffrey jumpscare at the end while high as shit ggs alpha
Klaus!
I haven’t had sex till I was 25 I think I know???
LMFAO haha
⚡️
Have you ever seen a ghost in the hotels where you stay?
Please come to Australia!
Hella funny
Let’s gooooooo!
Come to Montreal, Canada!!!!!
was just there in june! Ill be back though. love montreal. Sign up for my dumb email list with the link in my bio and I’ll let you know when tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@@GeoffreyAsmus Dang I missed you! I'm signing up-- won't happen twice good sir!! >> Seriously, your sets are always fu*king hilarious... my friend is taking me to see Sugar Sammy in two weeks... wahwah... when you come back to Montreal, I'm taking her to see you. Then she'll know what laughing is!!! Thanks for existing!! :P
Just here to increase my alpha sense of being. Its worjing theiugh each joke. Amazing.
Pls come to Birmingham, Al
its on the docket for early 2025. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
come back to Boston or Providence and make fun of our accents again pwease
haha coming back early 2025. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
7:57 so clean shaven, such a nice face.
♂♂♂♂♂ 5/5
clean up your nasty beard bro haha. Love you. Come to Baltimore/DC/Harrisburg, PA
haha coming to DC and Baltimore in Februaryyy. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
dude, yer fuckin funny.
F*** Deaf Leopard, F*** Led Zeppelin, long live Geoffrey Asmus!
That's no a way of life Geoff...
Bro I hope Tristan is ok
Why did the man not want a relationship with a woman whose toes were amputated? Because he was lack toes intolerant!
👍
😂😂😂😊
Come back to Minneapolis
i sadly am in october
klaus is right 😢
Fuking Alpha shows Geoffrey, 🇦🇺
Coda sucks
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