Every time I see a jail scene on TV that is exactly what I'm thinking about ''I wonder what the guards are thinking while standing there listening to people's business and lies they tell'' well I guess now I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣loved this sketch
Years ago I went to visit a guy in jail. He was my best friend. No romantic relationship at all. I told him I was putting money on his commissary account. As I’m leaving, the guard whispers to me, honey, some young thang already put money on his account, don’t let yourself be a fool for this idiot! 😂😂😂 I still laugh about it to this day and it’s probably been 35 years. The young “thang” was his sister. I feel like I need to say he was in jail for defending his sister against her boyfriend. Only 30 days. No big time crime.
@@JennyJeong425 he was, and still is, the best friend I’ve ever had. It was a mere in drop in the bucket compared to all he has done for me in the now 30 + years we have known each other. I don’t remember how much I put in his fund, but it couldn’t have been much, as back in those days I was usually scraping change for gas money. 😂😂
I'm guessing self-defense wasn't going to cut it? Brothers are very protective of sisters. I hope he beat the s*** out if him, a least 30 days worth. I think the glorified babysitters have nothing better to do than to start something to make the inmates or their partners upset.
Good choice and more power to you! What horribly cruel thing to do, tearing their cute little fairy tales to pieces. Whatever gets you through the night.
Same. I used to hear them talking to their sugar mommas on the phone about how they were gonna get out and treat them so good, then they'd turn around and call the next sugar momma saying the exact same lines.
I can’t help but see the irony of this. Woody Harrelson’s father was a contract killer most infamous for murdering a federal judge. He died in the Supermax in 2007.
He’s familiar with the mob that’s why he called it out in his opening monologue. Brave of him to spit facts even as a joke. Watch the cartel henchmen he called out try to rip him apart in mass media, censoring and slandering tech, and with the pop culture influencers they pay. Definitely love Woody Harrelson even more now.
In an interview he said he’s dad worked for CIA, he didn’t think he’s dad was innocent but that there was something else, i think it was an interview with Barbara Walters
Something very special about this one. Loved the camera switching to the wife and all of a sudden realizing it was about to be Kenan’s turn to interject “wallpaper” style.
It's a good thing they use cue cards on this show, because trying to speak lines from memory while someone else is saying something completely different is incredibly hard! But I love that they di this in this sketch. Ego and Keenan make a great comedy duo!
@robert byington snakes on a plane, good burger, all that, barbershop 2, bros, etc, etc. Comedian's do stand up, and they may transition into tv and film, but they are still known for stand-up
I kinda enjoy that skit style. Easily done with any guests or cast members in place of the couple.Doesn't even have to be in a jail, could be in a similarly-seated scene, like maybe two mob bosses trying to do a business deal, and the two guards in the background are bodyguards who start doing the same thing.
The setup is genius. I was getting ready for a predictable but funny skit (what the gaurds privately think)... The actors nailed the punchline and I didn't see it coming at all. Nice!
It's impressive they were all able to talk over each other yet keep saying their lines and not get confused.
Truly impressive
They all have cue cards
I believe they were saying random stuff until they hit a certain phrase that acts as a trigger for the common one later
If this was the 90’s-2000’s they would have a movie
Chunky cheese red hair wow 😆
I can’t even buy a house and I’m not in jail. Truer words have never been spoken
but..she's technically in jail?
@@alexm566 No. Shes technically doing a skit in a jail setting on a tv show. Your move
@@loujon191 technically she can buy a house; it just won't be in a place where she wants to live
@@loujon191 don't mind me tho'. Just a fly on the wall
@@gavinsimmonsmccullum4219 Technically, her imaginary income and credit score may be too low to get approved for a mortgage
Every time I see a jail scene on TV that is exactly what I'm thinking about ''I wonder what the guards are thinking while standing there listening to people's business and lies they tell'' well I guess now I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣loved this sketch
bro this is spot on i work corrections
Yeah it is I been locked up...see humor brides both sides;)
Been in and visiting and can't remember getting turned down visiting
So Dam Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me TOO😂😂😂
Years ago I went to visit a guy in jail. He was my best friend. No romantic relationship at all. I told him I was putting money on his commissary account. As I’m leaving, the guard whispers to me, honey, some young thang already put money on his account, don’t let yourself be a fool for this idiot! 😂😂😂 I still laugh about it to this day and it’s probably been 35 years. The young “thang” was his sister. I feel like I need to say he was in jail for defending his sister against her boyfriend. Only 30 days. No big time crime.
Plot twist: Him and his sister are dating
You are a really good friend to do that.
Wholesome 💕
@@JennyJeong425 he was, and still is, the best friend I’ve ever had. It was a mere in drop in the bucket compared to all he has done for me in the now 30 + years we have known each other. I don’t remember how much I put in his fund, but it couldn’t have been much, as back in those days I was usually scraping change for gas money. 😂😂
I'm guessing self-defense wasn't going to cut it? Brothers are very protective of sisters. I hope he beat the s*** out if him, a least 30 days worth. I think the glorified babysitters have nothing better to do than to start something to make the inmates or their partners upset.
I’ve worked in corrections and this is so spot on… we just don’t say it out loud.
Good choice and more power to you!
What horribly cruel thing to do, tearing their cute little fairy tales to pieces. Whatever gets you through the night.
Stifling the cough and muttering BullShit!! Thanks for yer service
LOL, Love Woody, love this entire skit!
Ever have to listen to the jail phone calls? You learn more than you want to sometimes.
Same. I used to hear them talking to their sugar mommas on the phone about how they were gonna get out and treat them so good, then they'd turn around and call the next sugar momma saying the exact same lines.
Ego is bringing everything she has this season - and we were NEVER prepared for her talent. Love love love it EGO!!!!
Yeah she's the best
She’s awful lmao
Her agent wrote this
she is a gem!!! loooove her
She really has done a great job.
“No he not!” 😂 Ego’s delivery of her lines always be on point
"Its called manifesting!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I SCREAMED
That killed me 😂
Yup the Law Of Assumption
Why you eavesdropping?!? Lol
The ending when Kenan & Ego were talking at the same time was brilliant.
That would be so hard to do & keep it on point!
I love Ego...I also love Eggos
Johnson & Jackson name tags nailed the comedy too.
I agree
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"Somebody's math ain't mathing!" 😅😅😅
I want a t-shirt with that line ;)
🤣🤣🤣
My math NEVER maths
I can get you one for tree fiddy.
@@StevePringle damn you Loch Ness!
It's the hands at the beginning where you can tell there is no glass between them for me. 😂😂
That was everything.
I sure they tried their best to pantomime a window between them but just missed the mark 😂
@@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn- I thought it was intentional to show how absurd it was , get some easy laughs right away
I used to work in a prison and this is way too accurate. I've seen inmates make promises and the guards would react like this
"WALL PAPER. EL PAPEL DEL WALL."
that sent me 😂
El Niño is Spanish for the Niño. 😉 Chris Farley fans will know.
@herm. Obviously, you know your Spanglish very well. SNL just adding to the dictionary 🤣😝 🥰
😂🤣🤣🤣
Ego and Kenan in the same skit?! Is the world ready for this level of amazing?
It was done before back when Chris Redd was in the cast. It just wasn't done as often until now.
Now they'll do it to death and it wasn't funny in the first place.
Ego is KILLING IT THIS YEAR 🏆🏆🏆
SNL is competitive and she's winning.
I can’t help but see the irony of this. Woody Harrelson’s father was a contract killer most infamous for murdering a federal judge. He died in the Supermax in 2007.
Wow,really??... greatest 'fun fact' EVER...who knew?!
Wow!
Dayum! Now that right there is a goat of all fun facts.
He’s familiar with the mob that’s why he called it out in his opening monologue. Brave of him to spit facts even as a joke. Watch the cartel henchmen he called out try to rip him apart in mass media, censoring and slandering tech, and with the pop culture influencers they pay. Definitely love Woody Harrelson even more now.
In an interview he said he’s dad worked for CIA, he didn’t think he’s dad was innocent but that there was something else, i think it was an interview with Barbara Walters
Kenan mixed up “hat” and “rat” and kept on like a PRO 😂
The show must go on. VETERAN
😂
@@gavinsimmonsmccullum4219 GOAT!!!!
Hat with a rat, underneath it 😂
Ego is always amazing. She never disappoints.
Something very special about this one. Loved the camera switching to the wife and all of a sudden realizing it was about to be Kenan’s turn to interject “wallpaper” style.
"Name one chucky that ain't got red hair? Prolly Chuck E Cheese" lol great line
I legit thought,"Chuck E Cheese," before Keenan even said it! 😏😉😀🤣 But in all honesty, the Chuck E Cheese is not a Chucky. He's a Chuck E. 😉😏
lol, funny part is the guards actually know the inmates better than anyone else 🤣.
“Rugrat Chucky not knife Chucky.” 😂😂😂
Every damn Chucky got red hair! 😂🤣
Hilarious
Kenan has really been great tonight 😂
....Is Kenan ever not brilliant?....
come on
I love Kenan! He deserves so much more love & recognition from people!
You misspelled Every night*
Got the ac all jacked up 😂
Probs burned one with woody
Ego is incredibly talented and beautiful...great skit all around, good writing...
"Somebody's math ain't mathin." LOVE Keenan and Ego!! This was by far one of the funniest skits I've seen in a long time.
What a bright light Kenan has been for SNL. Amazing talent he is 🤙🤙
His wig looks better here than the one he wore in Venom 2.
😂
His Venom 2 wig wasn’t as bad as the wig at the end of Venom 1. That was a straight up Ronald McDonald wig!
NO KAP , HEMI
@@SpiderHam that red headed Ronald McDonald. Red like chunky? That tall guy in the car gots some rd hair. So does his kid
😂
It's a good thing they use cue cards on this show, because trying to speak lines from memory while someone else is saying something completely different is incredibly hard! But I love that they di this in this sketch. Ego and Keenan make a great comedy duo!
"That boy looks like a Chucky" 😂
Not knife Chucky
😂😂😂
I pictured knife Chucky first. Then he hit me with the Rugrat Chucky 😂😂😂.
Kenan always has that sly smile on his face before he starts his lines.
Kenan is SO underrated as a comic I just wonder how much is scripted and how much is him just making stuff up as the story unfolds brilliant
Agreed!
No, he is not. He's a comedic actor, not a comedian
Nah I agree w original post. He da bomb diggity.. those silly ass faces cannot be taught.
@@Jae-pe2xh
So tell me what movie this guy was in he is a comedian
@robert byington snakes on a plane, good burger, all that, barbershop 2, bros, etc, etc.
Comedian's do stand up, and they may transition into tv and film, but they are still known for stand-up
Beautifully choreographed dialogue on the guards, and that last "Chuck Norris" at the end had my dying 😆
The lady guard is freaking hilarious 😂😂😂
I love Woody in everything he does, he's just so damn good
As soon as the camera shows Kenan, I started laughing 😂
Man I kept looking at that guard like he look forward. Until that nigga started talking. Like awe shit that's kenan
Me too😂😂
Me too! His laughing eyes get me every time🤣🤣
My husband from across the room just thought this was Cecily. It’s a 10/10 impression of cecily doing her country accent.
I kinda enjoy that skit style. Easily done with any guests or cast members in place of the couple.Doesn't even have to be in a jail, could be in a similarly-seated scene, like maybe two mob bosses trying to do a business deal, and the two guards in the background are bodyguards who start doing the same thing.
“Man somebody’s math ain’t mathin’, that boy look like chucky”😂
I’m dead 😂😂😂
And
“Ma’am I ain’t yo 👏🏻 problem👏🏻”
...what did I just watch? So different than most monologues.
Is this, comedy gold? Loved it!
Made me lol, because that's me & my bff on the phone talking at the same time. 😂🤣😂
This is painfully accurate. So glad our profession is being recognized for the amount of shït talking we can do
"...knife Chucky got red hair too!" hahahahaha! XD
Sassy prison guard has alot of potential. Chloe does a good Bama accent.
🤣🤣🤣 Her accent is horrible!
That’s a joke right? Lol
please do this sketch more it was great
This is one of the best skits I have seen in years
Why did it take them so long to appreciate Ego!?
Because Cecily and Kate
@@mathidew And Aidy
@@canaisyoung3601 OMG I love Aidy but I feel like she also wasn’t as appreciated as the other two unfortunately:(
Brilliant! Perfect delivery/perfect timing!
This is gold. Such good value Kenan amd Ego are.
The hand going through the glass lol😂
Don't you know that's exactly what those guards are thinking during these visits. 🤣😅😂
This should be a reocurring sketch with different jail scenerios, @saturday night live.
Incredible performances!!!
0:20 The way the actress playing the Guard is trying so hard to keep a straight face when this other lady says "Willy" is hysterical 😅
Brilliant acting. That took extreme focus. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That ending was fantastic when they're both rambling simultaneously XD
This was a very funny skit! All 4 were great!
Ego en Kenan killed it!
Incredible Skit. 👍
Exceptional writing. Bravo!
Kenan and the Sista here in this sketch are the best.
Kenan is amazing. His classic skit is the Black Jeopardy host with Chadwick Boseman. 🕊️😂
Probably their best show in a minute
The setup is genius. I was getting ready for a predictable but funny skit (what the gaurds privately think)... The actors nailed the punchline and I didn't see it coming at all. Nice!
Felt it w/ Ego’s roommate “leaving hair on my soap and it’s not even from her head.” Eww. Truth.
That was really well done!
Love this skit
👍👍👍
“And not from her head, either,” had me DYING
Keenan makes SNL, he is the funniest guy on Earth
The security are the interpreter 🤣🤣🤣
LMAO! Talking simultaneously - that's a skill. 😀
You can see Woody’s hand go through the “glass”. But Ego and Kenan? They were fantastic.
I love these two!! So funny
Best Monologue ever. Lots of Truth coming from Woody!
The wigs for this skit🙈😂😂😂😂
Both guards talking loudly while the inmate and his wife were just muttering through is too much!
"Waaaal paper" Kenan always got it!
I came just for Woody. Love him in everything he does!
That first part had me dying 🤣 😂
Kenan is hilarious 😂😂
Another Chuckie with red hair, Chuck Norris! 😂😂😂
“I was just trying to manifest” did it for me 😆
I think this is the funniest snl sketch in years
I'm sure some of these prisons have scenarios like this that actually happen.
The Dueling Guard Banter was hilarious!
Chloe using the "down-waydown-South" accent 🤣🤣🤣 and Ego, gawdamn gurl!!!!!! Savage!!!!
I've never wanted to do Chloe more than when she speaks Southern ❤
“Meanwhile I’m over here busting my ass paying last month, first month, blue fish, red fish, Dr.Seuss all up in dis bitch!” Ego is hilarious
Great scene. I am sending it to a good friend who retired from working in a prison.
The chuckle hair rant had me crying with laughter lol
He talking bout he goin to buy her a house! 🤣
Great to see woody. Great Guy. Great Fun. Great SNL.xx
You saw how he was looking for the jacket, at the beginning of his Introduction. Not yet Woody. LOL!
I kept falling asleep while watching this last night --- had to watch it here -- -was funny! ::))
this was a good one.
finally a well written sketch with an actual ending
The correction officers must be passing this video all over the place 🙌😅
You gotta watch the split screen thing twice and focus on Ego and Keenan. Brilliant.
I simply love Woody Harrelson.
Omg I love Chloe Fineman so much :DDD
With everyone gone, Ego is shining this season
I'm choking on my food watching this
Love them all....too funny