PaRappa the Sonic Rapper

[@EhBoing]

Colonel Noodle must be really easy to convince, he barely got down the steps before he realized that noodles weren't the only food around.

[@fidgety48]

XD

[@notj1ackson]

He was watching parappas speed run at breakfast and before he got to eat he realized that his food wasn’t noodles

[@miko3306]

@@notj1ackson yep

[@mrnoob4274]

5:45 The shortest party ever

[@aolive123]

when you accidentally eat 3 vitamin gummybears instead of 2 so you overdose

[@n.ivetteferrer2064]

sszabbi i ate a lot once...
in the middle of the night...
MY SPANISH GRANDMA CAWHT MEH

[@edgytoucan3444]

IM IN TEARS.

[@veeenjoyer24]

u mean 3 instead of 1?

[@paisleepunk]

I once overdosed on at least 5, likely closer to 10.

[@keithfridaynightfunkin5859]

I overdosed a lot and luckily I didn't die

[@Cloaytonem2]

"Let me stress the fact clearly:"
*light-speed gibberish*

[@TheONLYFeli0]

*_C l e a r l y_*

[@msmx9088]

*C L E A R L Y*

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Cloaytonem2 c l e a r l y

[@acuteangle1321]

*c l e a r l y*

[@gachaangell9747]

*ｃｌｅａｒｌｙ*

[@HGHydra]

Bae: Come over!
You: I can't I gotta eat my noodles!
Bae: I got Parappa the Rapper 3
*play video*

[@broder3294]

lol

[@thebuddyadrian]

it takes 8 monutes to boil so itll be done once you finish the speedrun

[@illuminsansy3528]

thebuddyadrian mounutes xD so funny

[@creationrealm633]

I wish I was someone's bae. But I'm not hot.

[@trentongreen9642]

Rice noodles are better 👍

[@goatsandbullets]

(Kids, Don't try this at home!)

[@UnluckyyRed]

Don’t dance with the scissors!

[@1024x2]

you're going so fast the animations can't even keep up. truly sanic speed.

[@msmx9088]

1024x2 the real sanic got nothing on him

[@veeenjoyer24]

sasnic speepd

[@arlene4794]

Parrapic speed

[@z3ronaut]

@@msmx9088 ?

[@krautussy]

I mean, they don't really try to.

[@blur4504]

"Burgers the fries and the LETTUCE"
0:24

[@Ninetails2000]

At least he didn't stick his foot in it.

[@cobaltis]

@@Ninetails2000 Why can I find you everywhere I go? I can see you being the Justin Y, OwO oredge lord in a good way.

[@calypso_th]

@@Ninetails2000
Parappa Did tho

[@EdFanSus]

When he said it, I felt that.

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

@@Ninetails2000 He has no feet though.

[@sebieripper]

But I've never cut anyone's hair before...
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[@sn3squik]

mom:hey we're going to the store
kid: 6 MORE MINUTES.

[@HotSkeleton]

TheYellowSuperNintendo bruh just play it when you get back

[@pugplayerone2493]

TheYellowSuperNintendo (1 month later)
Mom:IT'S BEEN A MONTH TIME TO GO TO THE STORE!
Kid:Can I have 30$?
Mom:Yes
(Spends it on youtube red)
(Downloads Parrapa the sonic rappa)
(Watches it in the car and In the store)
Kid:problem solved!
The end

[@hotphotos9703]

TheYellowSuperNintendo I remember you from that weird ass Parappa video.

[@Loog813]

TheYellowSuperNintendo *6 minutes later and not done*

[@sssstick]

Too bad he didn’t get to see the last 22 seconds...

[@PipeGuy64Bit]

I know Parappa 2 is so easy anybody can fly through the game but this is ridiculous.

[@fidgety48]

Yes XD

[@randomannoyingmegacartoons9061]

PaRappa: "Yeah, I know...I gotta GO FAST!"

[@thebuddyadrian]

yes

[@ang3lic.crystal]

Random Annoying Megacartoons xD

[@brandonm.6139]

Random Annoying Megacartoons yea i...gotbevejdusujw

[@eclipseholic8131]

"That's right... my speed is in my mind!"

[@noriakicameron]

Sanic what to attack parrapa:do you allow dis?
Yes no

[@camilaecho8300]

"Parappa, you have to leave for school in 7 minutes!"
"One sec, gotta save the world first"

[@Jas0nDaDespised]

i love this comment

[@Bound2theGround]

when you dont want to eat noodles but dinner's in 7 minutes and if youre late your dad's gonna bite you

[@illuminsansy3528]

3:31 no hairdresser octopus, not simple

[@Bebe_Godzilla]

It is fucking simple
Get fucking over it

[@Rain-ej7xe]

woh

[@PaRappaTheShitposter]

how to rap 101

[@guruant1791]

hey dude

[@rebelrailz.]

:O PaRappa and Guru Ant!

[@noriakicameron]

Hello im a alien

[@Junimeek]

6:05 what I hear at the end of stage 8:
HO
HO
HO
AHHHHH
AW YEAH DO BELIEVE!
AW YEAH DO BELIEVE!

[@OshimaMalaysianYTtokuotsu1999]

BELIIIEEEEVE

[@BiFoxxo]

When you're only allowed two raps a day but you accidentally rap a third time and go into maximum rapdrive

[@Rowboatsalot]

it's a shame their animations couldn't catch up

[@egbertdezee702]

Especially at the third stage
And fifth

[@egbertdezee702]

And sixth

[@SkippyElectrochomp]

I think you found the BPM value you were looking for

[@voids49]

I think it's 8 times faster than normal speed.

[@entropy687]

speedrun strats

[@mariostunnelofdoom8074]

Now *THIS* is speedrunning!

[@strionic770]

This is where the run begins.

[@brandonm.6139]

Mario's Tunnel of Doom he speed is over 90000000000.!!

[@Octo_0687]

So, THIS is speedrunning

[@beepsparks2835]

Guru Ant’s lines without the music just sounds weird, like a *very* strange website.

[@Mal-fv4jy]

Hairdresser Octopus really kept the line moving

[@GavenJr]

Guess who's fastest rapper dog alive

[@MadeTallParappa]

Sonic

[@msmx9088]

Gaven Jr mario

[@Chromeno]

Kirby

[@calypso2nd479]

Gaven Jr
Parappa

[@DerGermanF1]

Slim shady

[@arachnidsGrip448]

Visual novel readers when they forgot to save and now are trying to get back to the point they last left at be like:

[@christopherb.5797]

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[@dawnwingslunaleon1837]

Christopher B. Dong

[@djvskakdgsjxgdoe]

Coconut Gun

[@pepperonipizza8200]

If only real barbershops cuts your hair that fast.

[@erick3003lel]

ptr2 speedrun [gone wrong]

[@AnaRodriguez-pp7rb]

GONE SEXUAL

[@keirontravis]

Ana Rodriguez but it didnt because parappa sped through stage 2. miss him with that gay

[@billbillbill8718]

Oh hey, a new posesix video.
Oh, it's already over.

[@deniale83]

Stage 1: Already on lesson 3. NOW THATS TRUE SPEED.

[@Mrnut-jv9zi]

PaRappa could probably read harry potter in 5 minutes.

[@mage4516]

He moving so fast because he's not a tax payer

[@birdinground1]

And that was the end of a funny adventure

[@abrahamsalamah5773]

OMFG STAGE 2 the first intro didnt even finish and you finished the entire stage

[@AnaRodriguez-pp7rb]

Memeium stage 5 same

[@bur-thuh]

same with stage 7

[@n.ivetteferrer2064]

Memeium and stage 5

[@supremekhi7968]

Parappa's new game to rival Sonic Mania

[@miko3306]

Eminem finally has some contest, I see.

[@auber-yv7283]

Stage 4 is the Craziest one yet in this vid.

[@supahstarrallyah8360]

I love you posesix

[@userA1]

1:56 he’s already questioning what’s going on

[@imnotready7285]

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.

[@yosh9192]

THE BURGERS THE FRIES A SHAKE LETTUCE

[@penguino118]

YOU- NEVE- GET FAME

[@brandonm.6139]

no you are- too- sl- ow

[@willowdoesvideos]

*gibberish*
give
*gibberish*

[@makkypak415]

Parappa becomes the rap god

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

Burgers to fries to *LETTUCE*

[@rotip309]

3:28 (kids, don't try this at home)

[@SorcererOfSoup]

Can't wait to see you at AGDQ

[@penguino118]

If the game was this fast then maybe... just maybe... the game would run at normal speed in my computer

[@KodaCleric]

I think the world sped up by four minutes

[@poiberry8956]

*BECAUSE IM SMOOTH*

[@alexandreleao2418]

Stage 5: dancing with the aid of scissors (Serioulsy though, don't try that at home kids)

[@krakenloco]

Posesix has officially lost it

[@Jas0nDaDespised]

this aged well

[@MontezBoydStarks504]

Parappa is REALLY FUCKING EAGER TO BECOME A MAN

[@dustee3598]

"And so, that's the end of this funny adventure."

[@v3slimeman898]

Like my sista my sista, she used to say *"LEANRIGHTSPEEDROCKDUTCHROPESTIREDFORPHEWALLWITHMUSICOLDSAKEGAVESTEPLEFTSKATESTIMESCROUCHDOUBLEOLDJUMPGOLDUPTORAILSYOUPLEASEWHERESPEEDPICTURE"*

[@NathanDarkson984]

Either you put a SSD on your PS2, or you got the PS2 Sonic edition.

[@rosesapling72]

me, trying to listen to my entire playlist in the 5 minutes before work:

[@calebsucks571]

after stage 8, parappa had a heart attack and died.
rest in penis parappa

[@heart_pink_erayo]

Caleb Sucks!!!!! Sucks!!!!!

[@DavidMignault1]

True parappa speedrun

[@guruant1791]

sanic the rapper

[@FinnKid1]

i'm laughing harder than i should

[@aluigiFromKart]

stage 5 really sounds like a supersonic haircut tho

[@dkline5388]

Parappa the speedrappa

[@Lijahwerty]

When you play a game over 1,000,000 times.

[@jiyaauwu3769]

Game: Start
Also Game: *End*

[@weejr2256]

Parappa, but on cocaine?

[@mystari4445]

Puppy Dog
Maybe

[@savawhatever3092]

"hey there's 6 minutes left until you need to go to sleep"
"o k"

[@ItsLeavee]

My proudest fap

[@the_real_emelie_crosscode]

Nobody:
Speedrunners:

[@studiosetter96]

Me: I'll just wait until Parappa the Rapper 3 to come out.
(25 years later)
Me: *dies of excitement*

[@gwoteness]

secret unused difficulty 40 thousand in ptr2 confirmed

[@inqurity]

PaRappa the hedgedog

[@Joona1410]

0:25 Burgers to fries, a shLETTUCE

[@strider4077]

when you dont have much time to play

[@broder3294]

Speedrun WR

[@Gns124]

Fake Speed runs be like:

[@bisexualdogthatgetsbonersf8187]

*reads the description* "not my proudest upload"
*MORE LIKE NOT MY PROUDEST FA-*

[@Klatski]

why not
this is fantastic

[@azazelsvideos8298]

why is your pfp

[@XaneMyers]

1:48 Guru Ant: Yeah, you wanna-you wanna-
REVOLUTIONS ALL THE TIME- **gibberish**
1:56 Guru Ant: WHAT'S THIS, WHAT'S THIS, WHAT'S GOING NOW?
4:26 Interesting, the animations still play in-time here, unlike the others, which rarely get past the intro before ending (though stage 4 shows nothing special happens).

[@realDannyBoi111]

And so, that's the end of this funny adventure.

[@SonicWasTaken]

Parappa: what a dream...

[@gamersunite9026]

stage 3 looks and sounds like an um jammer lammy stage (fourth stage)

[@bitcloser9586]

Top 10 best speedrunner's in video game history

[@MontezBoydStarks504]

2:39
Not gonna mention that perfect timing

[@kujakubes241]

Speedruns in a nutshell

[@jiyaauwu3769]

*wind effect*

[@JackDempseyShake]

new eminem update

[@bilalmujic2673]

199 words in 6 minutes

[@bugorgans]

sure was a funny adventure

[@M0T0RDETH]

He said ramen shit

[@Rhythm_Rev]

"Man, I really want to play PaRappa 2, but I have work in 6 and a half minutes. Hmm... what to do.... Ah, I know!"

[@GGamerLiam]

I gotta believe!

[@darkkrow1]

Taking Speedruning to a whole new level

[@ket4280]

PaRappa The Sonic Rapper 2: a game completeable in 6 minutes

[@boris7305]

Burgers, the fries, a shake or a *LETTUCE*

[@JembBrowm]

Me with other stages: How fun this is! I love this songs, they hit man!
Me with every single mc king kong mushi's stages:

[@Whateverfloatsurboat2]

I wanna see this with black hat mode on oh god

[@rodrickswife4ever]

at 0:20-0:25 it sounds kinda good

[@RprSonic]

Now that's a speed run

[@no1dares2]

Chinese 5:05

[@hilderikanzaki7528]

SplatSteel Oh I

[@hilderikanzaki7528]

SplatSteel Oh I

[@KirbyKidG]

CHINESE CHINESE CHINESE ANYTHING GOES EVEN CHINESE

[@slugcat-girl1661]

Burgers a fries a sh-lettuce

[@jaimeekinman3701]

Sunny Funny: Well that was the shortest party I have ever been too! :/

[@calypso_th]

3:31
Hairdresser Octopus: Simple! Simple!
Also Hairdresser Octopus: *Proceeds to rap in a incredible speed which cannot be achieved by humans*