How many soccer balls are too many soccer balls on a 50th birthday?

Dude, let me tell you what you are about to live vicariously through.
Madison Ave may not want to believe that there's a whole segment of the country that breathes the soccer-is-life lifestyle after fifty spins 'round the sun. Those coastal elites may be dismissive of 90s' Sheryl Crow and Step Brothers clips to move the needle. But let me tell you...mix that shizzle together, add one large black dog and a puss.... Brah, we so hot.
In all seriousness, it was my B-day and I decided that I was gonna fool around with my new found passion for soccer balls and my poorly honed skills.
I'm learnin', brah.
Gimme a break.
Enjoy!
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