ADEPTUS CUSTODES Lore Primer! Warhammer 40k Faction Lore & Origins!

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
  • The Adeptus Custodes are the pointy-headed guardians of the Imperial Palace, the shiny bodyguards of the Emperor himself, and are abroad in the galaxy again after 10,000 years of self-imposed isolation. Let's find out about them!
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  • @Mr_Waffle.
    @Mr_Waffle. 3 месяца назад +51

    For anyone wondering how giants can be stealthy; in the book “lion son of the Forest” a Fallen Dark Angel explains that he basically just puts on a cloak and walks slowly like a servitor or an abhuman (eg Ogyrn). Apparently giant monster-people are super common on imperial worlds to work in factories, mines, docks etc so they get ignored

    • @BigMikeMcBastard
      @BigMikeMcBastard 2 месяца назад

      In The Gate of Bones Marcus Achalorr stealth kills multiple Chaos astartes. Custodes are silent if they want to be. Their armor doesn't whine and they don't have big power packs that hum.

    • @jaki1584
      @jaki1584 Месяц назад +7

      Makes sense when you consider all the genetic bio-engineering that goes on in 40k. Also inhabitants of worlds with low gravity end up evolving to very tall heights due to the environment they live in

  • @nidgital
    @nidgital 3 месяца назад +77

    At 9ft tall you need to be one hell of a sneaky bastard to infiltrate potential coups

    • @robcanisto8635
      @robcanisto8635 3 месяца назад +12

      aren't heavily gene-modded biggies and ogryns pretty standard fare in most hives though? lots of wiggle room, so to speak.

    • @OldBrensBarn
      @OldBrensBarn 3 месяца назад +1

      holographic disguises bro

    • @rogerstewart5525
      @rogerstewart5525 3 месяца назад +4

      If he hunches over a bit he'll only look like 8 and a half

    • @DoomsToys
      @DoomsToys 3 месяца назад +1

      they use hologram disguises, highly recommend reading blood games it talks all about that

    • @johnnybigbones4955
      @johnnybigbones4955 3 месяца назад +2

      Yeah the ever inflated heights of badasses in the Imperium is one of the most ridiculous parts of the setting, which has many very ridiculous parts.

  • @ataraxia7439
    @ataraxia7439 3 месяца назад +91

    It's really cool how you credit art. I never see a cool art piece and have to wonder where I could find it.

  • @adrianjorgensen3750
    @adrianjorgensen3750 3 месяца назад +26

    “Using the most ancient of surveillance technologies.” Now I just have this image of a Custodes hunched over a bank of security cameras.

  • @getnohappy
    @getnohappy 3 месяца назад +140

    Show Amazon should be making: the sit-com adventures of a 10,000 year old 9ft demi-God warrior philosopher trying to infiltrate underground cults in Terra 😅

    • @kaiser5910
      @kaiser5910 3 месяца назад +5

      would watch it

    • @Weed_Ghost
      @Weed_Ghost 3 месяца назад +13

      No doorframe is safe

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 3 месяца назад +6

      He should disguise himself as an ogryn

    • @JACKXK
      @JACKXK 3 месяца назад +1

      12ft

    • @hallstuart6604
      @hallstuart6604 3 месяца назад +1

      Would be much better than 90% of the trash that's on Netflix 😂

  • @r31n0ut
    @r31n0ut 3 месяца назад +24

    "The Misericordia was a symbol of tyrannical rule, coopted to represent the Emperor's judgment and the right of its bearer to act as his sanctioned executioner." Subtle...

    • @WilhelmScreamer
      @WilhelmScreamer 3 месяца назад +2

      As a freight train

    • @GunterXyax
      @GunterXyax 3 месяца назад +2

      That was one of my favourite parts. Great writing, delivered with a straight face

  • @SC1ENCEP1E
    @SC1ENCEP1E 3 месяца назад +17

    Custodes a great example of Black Library making me start a whole army. Master of Mankind the most expensive book I've ever read 😂

    • @FraterOphionoi
      @FraterOphionoi 3 месяца назад +5

      Kinda same but with Valdor: Birth of the Imperium.

    • @Slaphappy1975
      @Slaphappy1975 11 дней назад +1

      It can't be helped. The Custodes were truly badass in Master of Mankind 😅🤣🙂

  • @GunterXyax
    @GunterXyax 3 месяца назад +42

    Custodes are such an interesting faction when you did deep. There's a lot that's thought provoking beyond just 'the strongest warriors'

    • @terraneaux
      @terraneaux 3 месяца назад +4

      I really disagree. There was an opportunity to do that, but they've relentlessly avoided showing their flaws and the playerbase doesn't help.

    • @GunterXyax
      @GunterXyax 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@terraneaux I think sometimes we demand that everything have flaws. It can be okay to make a character who's premise is that, from an in-universe perspective, they have 'no flaws'. You can then run that idea to it's logical conclusion, and see all the questions it raises.
      In this case, Ian's peek into the Custodes Codex showed me that GW authors were glad to tackle those questions.
      As opposed to the marketing material which is mostly "Custodes stronk" 💪

  • @linamishima
    @linamishima 3 месяца назад +10

    I always knew the Custodes were tragic, but having skipped ahead in my Heresy readalong to Valdor and Master of Mankind... dang. I never expected to fall in love with these tragic warrior-philosophers, but, as I approach the climax of Master of Mankind, I begin to feel my heartstrings tugged at what has happened, is happening, and what is to come. The fact they question their free will, that the emperor will telepathically talk to them, the idea that they're literally a whole army version of my roleplaying with my necromunda war dollies back in the day... I never expected to come out of the books wanting to build a cohort and tell their stories, but now I think I have to (that and revisit my first love of Blood Angels :P).
    Perhaps the detail I would add to your excellent video is how the Custodes are descibed when fighting in both the books. A force of dispassionate warriors, who fight as if it's just another dull day in the office. Warriors who have overwhelming force versus nearly all foes, yet who pull their first blows to gain time to learn more about their opponents and their culture. No regimented ranks, yet when they fight they an easy ballet with their compatriots, fighting as if it's a dance but with no need for grace or beauty beyond those granted by metaphors for the art of war. Brutal thinking, learning gene-machines who kill because He must be protected, and will just ignore what does not threaten Him.

  • @latrodectusmactans7592
    @latrodectusmactans7592 3 месяца назад +76

    Custodes: The only faction that is legally allowed to try nuking the Emperor.

    • @benwaardenburg
      @benwaardenburg 3 месяца назад +8

      I love that little story in the new codex.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 3 месяца назад +5

      I mean the point of those games is to find flaws in the system, if someone can just easily teleport in a warp nuke in the throne room without much issue that is something they need to be prepared for or make sure such a thing can’t happen at all.

  • @dicedoom7162
    @dicedoom7162 19 дней назад +2

    YES the golden men, the best bodyguards of the imperium.

  • @RyanORourke18
    @RyanORourke18 3 месяца назад +10

    Custodes were my first army and remain my largest, been looking forward to this one! Hoping more of their Forge World range appear in present 40K fluff soon. My lunch break can't get here soon enough

  • @IAmTheDawn
    @IAmTheDawn 3 месяца назад +39

    ArbitorIan's videos put everyone else to shame. No gimmicks are anything dumb - just pure lore making no qualms about it.

  • @WARSMITHAFROW
    @WARSMITHAFROW 2 месяца назад +2

    Speaking of having hundreds of names and titles. Dystopianchimp has a video on the custodes where he leans into the bit. Naming all the titles of the golden banana boy for 6 minutes

  • @vedranlucev1837
    @vedranlucev1837 3 месяца назад +9

    Wait, the pantsless Custodes are explained in canon by saying they "shed their armour in mourning" for the Emperor? Brilliant.

    • @Powoga
      @Powoga 3 месяца назад +2

      And then they just... put their armour back on.
      Life must go on and all that.

    • @IVIaskerade
      @IVIaskerade 2 месяца назад +1

      The lore justification is that the closest thing to the Emperor's rightful heir showed up and said "I'm in charge now hop to it" and since the Emperor didn't countermand it they decided it probably meant he was in charge

  • @philipcoulam-jones
    @philipcoulam-jones 3 месяца назад +17

    Very funny that one of the first things Guilliman does when he comes back is to undo all the rules for the Custodes he put in place before he left

    • @kieranbeecroft8414
      @kieranbeecroft8414 3 месяца назад +2

      10,000 years can change a guys mind!
      I mean, he commanded a legion or two of primaris when he set off, which is much more than the 1000 he commanded to be the largest formation...

    • @ArbitorIan
      @ArbitorIan  3 месяца назад +17

      TECHNICALLY the high lords repealed the edict just before Guilliman came back

    • @kieranbeecroft8414
      @kieranbeecroft8414 3 месяца назад +2

      @ArbitorIan given what the high Lords were up to for the previous 10,000 years I wouldn't trust them to find their derriere after they finished expulsion!

    • @gawkthimm6030
      @gawkthimm6030 3 месяца назад +2

      its actually one of the main plot points of the excellent; Watchers of the Throne by Chris Wraight -the Chancellor of Senatorum Imperialis, the top Imperial Beuracrat below the High Lords takes on the responsibility of trying to get this law revoked, He is one of the 3 POV characters, the political scheming perspective in the weeks just before and as Cadia falls and the great rift split the galaxy.

  • @va818
    @va818 3 месяца назад +2

    Great video as ever, but I was hoping you'd mention their role in bringing the Age of Apostasy to an end, just because it was one of my favourite bits of fluff growing up - but I also realise it's hard to explain that briefly as part of a broader video.

    • @ArbitorIan
      @ArbitorIan  3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah, it's an awkward one, that, as it's kinda one of the only times they've DONE anything in the middle of 30k and 40k!

  • @jponeill2151
    @jponeill2151 3 месяца назад +26

    How do you infiltrate anywhere when you're 9' tall?

    • @latrodectusmactans7592
      @latrodectusmactans7592 3 месяца назад +33

      Very carefully

    • @fedupN
      @fedupN 3 месяца назад +12

      Hah!
      Yeah, that's been one of those things in Warhammer that's tough to handwave, even in a setting full of "a space wizard did it!"
      Alpha Legion...looking at you.
      Buuutttt generally the standard line is they imitate other gene-altered entities, from abhumans to chem-enhanced warriors. Since most of these things are built for strength, not smarts, and are generally slaves, no one pays them much attention when monologuing about their evil schemes.
      They fade into the background like furniture. Big, deadly, ugly furniture.

    • @markweevil3985
      @markweevil3985 3 месяца назад

      On your knees

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte 3 месяца назад +10

      You use a huge trenchcoat!

    • @SamusSelf-Destruct
      @SamusSelf-Destruct 3 месяца назад +7

      By pretending to be three astartes in a trench coat.

  • @paulellington1505
    @paulellington1505 3 месяца назад +2

    One thing in the lore that I liked was when an Astartes said that the Space Marines are like wolves and the Custodes are akin to lions. That has to count for something.

  • @sikolot6676
    @sikolot6676 3 месяца назад +1

    fairly new to 40k law, u mAKE it easier to understand and add lore to my armies, keep doing what ur doing ian

  • @maxlauter5459
    @maxlauter5459 2 месяца назад +4

    any thoughts on the introduction of female custodes recently? wasn't mentioned in the video.

    • @Fuerto203
      @Fuerto203 2 месяца назад +2

      He's been positive towards it on twitter and he mentions in the video that the custodes were made from the "sons and daughters" of the emperor's foes
      That should make Ian's stance clear

    • @Keram-io8hv
      @Keram-io8hv 27 дней назад +1

      ​@@Fuerto203Absolute chad

    • @cheekymeeky1813
      @cheekymeeky1813 15 дней назад +1

      Weak. There are no female custodes

    • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
      @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 12 дней назад +2

      @@cheekymeeky1813 Cry about it.

  • @TheMrFishnDucks
    @TheMrFishnDucks 3 месяца назад +3

    Learned more from this than many of the 40K and Heresy book I read. Nice video. Keep up the good work.

  • @volkarve
    @volkarve 3 месяца назад

    You are our favorite Custodian of Lore! Great video as always, Cheers all!

  • @LonJangstone
    @LonJangstone 3 месяца назад +2

    A Dan Abnett book covering the eyes of the emperor would be a good

    • @IVIaskerade
      @IVIaskerade 2 месяца назад

      Chris Wraight's series is excellent

  • @Yandarval
    @Yandarval 3 месяца назад +2

    Custodes versus Astartes. It reminds me of when the CD first came out. OG CDs. scratch them with a scouring pad, still worked. Sticky fingerprints, still worked. That is the Custodes. Tiniest scratch, unreadable. fingerprint anywhere, unreadable. Silently rot on the self if left in light for a month or two, unreadable. That's the mass produced, cut price Astarte's in a nutshell.

  • @Wowthatsfunnylol121
    @Wowthatsfunnylol121 2 месяца назад

    Thank you for this awesome video, Ian. If you ever get the inclination, could you possibly do an expanded video about the Eyes of the Emperor? I recently made a DnD retired Paladin character heavily inspired by them, and only during that process realized that the internet is largely barren of information and sources about their exploits

  • @zenosAnalytic
    @zenosAnalytic 3 месяца назад +2

    "Detramerica" Oh No! The Genelords of DETROIT! XD XD XD

  • @medvedec
    @medvedec 3 месяца назад +1

    ...and the most famous of them, the Captain general, better known as "Kitten"...

  • @marrvynswillames4975
    @marrvynswillames4975 3 месяца назад +2

    According to Valdor's book, the custodes started wearing only armor of plate and leather and unpowered blades

  • @ghannos9869
    @ghannos9869 3 месяца назад +17

    45 seconds in and you're mighty close to heresy there, Ian.

  • @Gauldame
    @Gauldame 3 месяца назад +3

    I generally do either matte black or chocolate browns.
    Oh different primer.

  • @badasschile01
    @badasschile01 3 месяца назад +2

    Nice one Ian. Thanks!

  • @CrimsonTemplar2
    @CrimsonTemplar2 3 месяца назад +1

    Excellent overview of the ten thousand.

  • @TsarLuna
    @TsarLuna 27 дней назад

    Far out what an insanely good video thank you!

  • @hpph7133
    @hpph7133 3 месяца назад +1

    I love their reverse hot dog car

  • @stevepirie8130
    @stevepirie8130 3 месяца назад +14

    Mira will be swooning again over the Custodes 🥳

  • @kliffundersen
    @kliffundersen 3 месяца назад +1

    I really like the concept of cultured warrior demi god, maybe they do miniatures and wargames in their free time

    • @IVIaskerade
      @IVIaskerade 2 месяца назад

      Might I also suggest the White Scars?

  • @Matthrice
    @Matthrice 3 месяца назад

    The intro gives chills as always

  • @normtrooper4392
    @normtrooper4392 3 месяца назад +5

    The custodes are the coolest faction, aside from the grey knights.
    I guess the big question is what happened to Valdor? Will he come back? Is he dead?
    Only James Workshop knows.

    • @stobiusshroden
      @stobiusshroden 3 месяца назад +3

      the yellow king is valdor

    • @Keram-io8hv
      @Keram-io8hv 3 месяца назад +1

      He will go 1v+-10 against Hovering Coffin, dude literally too badass to die, clone of the second guy´s GF, Bald guy who likes guns, Bitchy telekinecist (love her), one acrobatic redhead, dude literally too badass to die´s driver, Alpharius and his dog and one pet demon

  • @alextruecustodian6174
    @alextruecustodian6174 3 месяца назад +5

    The goat uploads another banger vid
    The "greatest" of "humanity" by many metrics, despising what it has become. Love them

  • @Tankshock55
    @Tankshock55 3 месяца назад

    I forget what the name of the shield host, but i love the shield host that interpret the dreams the Emperor sends them. To figure out which imperial citizen will contribute greatly to the Imperium and send a bodyguard to protect them until they achieve that act.
    I was hoping you would cover that shield host this video

  • @StigPrice
    @StigPrice 3 месяца назад

    I shall save this for my painting session tomorrow. (Only 1 and a half allurus to go)

  • @notsofree_willy
    @notsofree_willy 3 месяца назад

    Super excited for this video, loving all the vids!

  • @Tulkash01
    @Tulkash01 3 месяца назад +7

    Custodes are not immortal, they age very slowly but they do age, and lose efficiency which causes them to leave active service.

    • @Sneaker3719
      @Sneaker3719 3 месяца назад +3

      The video doesn’t contradict this.

    • @Tulkash01
      @Tulkash01 3 месяца назад

      @@Sneaker3719 the video acknowledges Custodes age when talking about the Eyes of the Emperor but before that it states that Custodes are “virtually immortal” which, currently, is not the case. Custodes may live for thousands of years but can also die of old age.

    • @totalCoolerUsername
      @totalCoolerUsername 3 месяца назад

      ​@@Tulkash01Would be kinda lame with virtually immortal astartes

    • @Tulkash01
      @Tulkash01 3 месяца назад

      @@totalCoolerUsername astrates are not virtually immortal either, they can live around 1000 years with some of them going a little bit farther. This discounting chaos gifts or dreadnought entombment (which applies to Custodes as well, admittedly)

    • @captainparty
      @captainparty 3 месяца назад

      @@Tulkash01I don’t think there has ever been one shown to have died of old age? They age for sure, and they feel they get less effective but there have been Custodes known to be still active in 40K who were around pre-heresy.

  • @Hebuspm
    @Hebuspm 3 месяца назад +2

    I love how custodes are written in the Heresy Novels especially first heretic. They are so cocky and such assholes to everyone but you get the feeling they can be like this because they truely ARE superior.

  • @Hairy_Phils_Lament
    @Hairy_Phils_Lament 3 месяца назад +2

    They may be unique, artisan and hand crafted but in my head canon they are cone heads.

  • @jblazeby
    @jblazeby 3 месяца назад

    Love your stuff Ian.
    Could you do videos like these for all the xenos factions please?

  • @6dragondaddy913
    @6dragondaddy913 3 месяца назад

    Love the grin in the thumbnail...😂

  • @MrBartleby451
    @MrBartleby451 6 дней назад

    So do the Custodes and the sisters ... bang?

  • @mackmind
    @mackmind 3 месяца назад +3

    If you 'sometimes donate even an entire generation' , then where does the next generation come from? Sorry, forgot to turn off thinking in time 😅 It's 40k after all.

    • @6dragondaddy913
      @6dragondaddy913 3 месяца назад +1

      I mean when the lord can keep getting rejuvenat treatments and pumps out 4 generations before either abdicating or dying... 40k nobles are worse than the British monarchy...

  • @lokewallmo6867
    @lokewallmo6867 3 месяца назад +3

    Personally, I think having the Custodes as a playable faction in 40k is just silly. But I don't mind them in the lore. Great video as always!

  • @cbrophy1
    @cbrophy1 2 месяца назад

    Well done

  • @mikeisernie
    @mikeisernie 3 месяца назад +5

    It never makes sense that they are so detached from and dismissive of base humanity....these folks are supposed to be educated philosopher warrior kings--how do they not have a love for humanity?....Or is the intent for this to be another example of the rot of the Imperium?

    • @simonbirch5726
      @simonbirch5726 3 месяца назад +3

      Being an educated philosopher king doesn’t necessarily equate to being morally good or caring.
      Besides, they’re still custodes - so much more than human. Why would they care about the proles when they view themselves as the upper echelon of the entire species?

    • @singtothesilence
      @singtothesilence 3 месяца назад +2

      Intellectualism does not necessarily follow empathy, and can often supress it. Plus you've got the "10,000 years spent on guard duty" angle.

    • @mikeisernie
      @mikeisernie 3 месяца назад

      @@simonbirch5726 Then they didnt actually learn anything from studying all that philosophy.

    • @MrZauberelefant
      @MrZauberelefant 3 месяца назад

      ​@@mikeiserniestudying the field of morals and rejecting "good morals" would be very Warhammer, though

    • @Yurt_enthusiast7
      @Yurt_enthusiast7 3 месяца назад +1

      What kind of philosophy do you think have survived the age of strife? I reckon no good ones

  • @Axelman03
    @Axelman03 3 месяца назад

    Ever since I learned about the Custodes, I've wondered how they have maintained and recovered their numbers after the Emperor was interred on the Golden Throne. I always assumed the Emperor kept the process of their creation a secret, even if it was a collaborative effort with other scientists on Old Earth similar to the Primarch project. Someone knows how, and i can't imagine the Custodes are relegated to doing it themselves, but since they are all savants if science, politics, philosophy and so in, maybe they do?

  • @Pepsi_Addicted
    @Pepsi_Addicted 3 месяца назад +2

    I'm doing my part to please Algo

  • @earnestwanderer2471
    @earnestwanderer2471 3 месяца назад +1

    Corpse? Corpse! CORPSE STRAPPED TO THE GOLDEN THRONE?! Now you’re in for it buddy! I’m forwarding this to Empress Manga and she’ll be sure to sort you out and set you strait real quick like! I hope you like mucking out the sewers under palace.

  • @georgesulea
    @georgesulea 3 месяца назад +1

    Just a question; how does a nine foot warrior HIDE as an Eye of the Emperor?

    • @MrZauberelefant
      @MrZauberelefant 3 месяца назад +2

      He's very good at it. Also, the Imperium has various drugs for shape shifting, and you can act via intermediaries. Don't have to do everything personally. And lastly, humanity is varied and some people in 41st millennium are much bigger than average humans, catachans for example, or genemodified labour.
      You really just need a good cover story.
      Plus, since pretty much noone knows about custodes, it's rather hard to recognise one as such

    • @iapetusmccool
      @iapetusmccool 3 месяца назад +1

      If a nine-foot tall super-warrior tells you that you didn't see him, then if you're sensible, you didn't see him.

    • @Jaszunai
      @Jaszunai 3 месяца назад

      I've always wondered this too. Astartes are always shown as towering over regular humans, and that does not make for a good stealth agent.

  • @timothylyons5686
    @timothylyons5686 3 месяца назад

    The golden throne is knackered.
    The Emperor's going to die.

  • @-Thunder-Warrior-
    @-Thunder-Warrior- 3 месяца назад

    "Golden Barstards."

  • @Georgio959
    @Georgio959 3 месяца назад +1

    "Corpse" (0:41) strapped to the golden throne?! I smell a boatload of heresy in this very statement I do! Like the emperor could actually be dead and thus a corpse!

  • @jonathanfavourite
    @jonathanfavourite 3 месяца назад +9

    A lot of mfs in the comments haven't touched grass in 10,000 years

    • @daveeol1987
      @daveeol1987 3 месяца назад +4

      Please teach us how to touch glass o wise one

    • @MatthewNope
      @MatthewNope 3 месяца назад +1

      Since the beginning of motherfucking, there were always female motherfuckers.
      Absurd.

    • @sandycultofthesun
      @sandycultofthesun 3 месяца назад +2

      if you're in the comments, you're in the comments. that includes you.

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 месяца назад +5

    Lets go

  • @redman18904
    @redman18904 3 месяца назад +2

    Once again Ian really looking our for the little guys...making the MOST boring faction interesting😂 but ngl this makes the custodes better than what I've read. I just finished Valdor and Master of Mankind and was so disappointed by how careless and uncaring they are

  • @noirceuillesombre3472
    @noirceuillesombre3472 3 месяца назад

    Thank you. 🙏

  • @tflwulf69
    @tflwulf69 3 месяца назад

    The Custodes were also meant to be Emperor Chris's friends.

  • @krishnam1
    @krishnam1 3 месяца назад +3

    Whatever your views on the ten thousand, the geneforged greatest warriors now having women, we must recognise the reason for "a canon" rather than just calling it "silly". It's called continuity and it allows people to create a continuous story. It's a fundamental tenet of good story telling- a story universe where the "facts", powers, and relationships are relatively understandable. It keeps writers honest and avoids the laziness of changing everything around just for each author's convenience. Like Magnus' narcisim and deep rooted corruption. Imagine if there was a story in the middle where Magnus was just a short dumpy man outgoing man who loved all his brothers and was anti-learning. No problem, apparently for some... after all Games Workshop owns the copyright. Yes, they do, but the fans wouldn't wear it because everything they know about Magnus militates against this.
    And just because they've done this sloppiness before doesn't mean it's okay the next time.

  • @dominicvucic8654
    @dominicvucic8654 3 месяца назад +2

    Its a common thing that the supper humans are out of touch and removed from the people they protect nice

  • @THISISSPARTA827
    @THISISSPARTA827 8 дней назад

    I actually learned the custodes jetbike formations' formal name of Kataphraktoi was a direct copy-paste of the similar heavy calvalry assets used by the Byzantine Empire. sources: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byzantine_army
    ruclips.net/video/hiLlYR_uHMY/видео.htmlsi=Sr1jY83eb7z5wmRt

  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon 2 месяца назад

    10:36 Wait, so the Fabstodes weren’t just a joke?!?

  • @Sneaker3719
    @Sneaker3719 3 месяца назад

    The strongest warriors and most knowledgeable scholars in all the Imperium, and their only concern is guarding a corpse in the most fortified part of the Imperium.
    Definitely a bit of fridge satire, but humorous nonetheless once you get it.

  • @leovalenzuela8368
    @leovalenzuela8368 3 месяца назад +1

    None. He left them none.

  • @Dracobyte
    @Dracobyte 3 месяца назад +11

    Time for the Golden Boys and Girls to shine again!

  • @zacharylinn313
    @zacharylinn313 4 дня назад

    Sons and daughters?

  • @Nibelheim1989
    @Nibelheim1989 3 месяца назад +6

    Great video as ever, I'm sure it won't attract a bunch of foaming manchildren.

  • @ronanjohnson9718
    @ronanjohnson9718 3 месяца назад +29

    I'm sure this comments section will be full of mature and well-adjusted people

    • @YOGI-kb9tg
      @YOGI-kb9tg 3 месяца назад +9

      Warhammer fans being well-adjusted... That's never gonna happen lol

    • @Ryan30z
      @Ryan30z 3 месяца назад +8

      The video already got a lower like ratio than most of his other videos. The dribblers who are the most mad about the change are the ones who aren't actually in the hobby.

    • @simonbirch5726
      @simonbirch5726 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Ryan30zI mean to be fair if the video has a lower like ratio then normal that implies that the people upset ARE the fans who would otherwise be liking. I don’t mind the change either way I just don’t think your logic makes much sense

    • @YOGI-kb9tg
      @YOGI-kb9tg 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Ryan30z ignorance is bliss if you really think they aren't real fans. You are inadvertently calling Ian a fake fan with that statement and on top of that all the people who have given him likes as if you think tourists are watching Ian you are being completely disingenuous because you don't like the change.
      If you were a true fan you would know this isn't new and GW has retconned alot more things far worse than this, but this is the hill you decide to die on? Not the necrons retcon?, not the end times? Not the OG 13 b crusade being retconned?, taus not being the good guys?, Horus being a human general?, or hell the entirety of the Horus heresy and the introduction of purpetuals and erda being the mother of the Primarks instead of the emperor only making them. And this is the hill you decide to die on? Female custodies... You make me laugh.

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte 3 месяца назад +1

      So far, pretty cool.

  • @drexciya8083
    @drexciya8083 3 месяца назад

    The Custodes see the hoi poloi as ignorant religionists ... and yet for thousands of years they have but one focus of adoration ... and live in the shadow of that one time they failed Him ...

  • @petermaier4443
    @petermaier4443 2 месяца назад +2

    There are no Custodes they are dead.
    Warhammer 40.000 will follow.
    Sry for the new bees.

  • @filteredjc4653
    @filteredjc4653 3 месяца назад +1

    Comment for Algo

  • @JudasCrusader
    @JudasCrusader 3 месяца назад +25

    Trans rights are human rights.

    • @stobiusshroden
      @stobiusshroden 3 месяца назад +13

      except transhuman rights which are superior to regular human rights

    • @JudasCrusader
      @JudasCrusader 3 месяца назад +2

      @@stobiusshroden No we are all equal and this is pride month..know better..

    • @MagosCavantis
      @MagosCavantis 3 месяца назад +11

      @@JudasCrusader nobody cares

    • @stobiusshroden
      @stobiusshroden 3 месяца назад +3

      @@JudasCrusader i think youll find on a scale of 0 to infinity im way way gayer then you.

    • @robcanisto8635
      @robcanisto8635 3 месяца назад

      Baitin'

  • @TheBigExclusive
    @TheBigExclusive 3 месяца назад +7

    I take a break from 40K for 6 months, and I come back and now the Custodes are women now. 😂
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    And Ian acts like it's totally normal! 😂

  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon 2 месяца назад +1

    12:38 “by taking their sons & daughters” very subtle, very clever. ;D

  • @amosb1452
    @amosb1452 3 месяца назад

    comment for the comment god!

  • @MatthewNope
    @MatthewNope 3 месяца назад +6

    Femstodes doesn't appeal to me.
    So I don't collect them, or read their stories. I don't even acknowledge their existence.
    This seems to me, to be where my input ends.
    I get people are upset, on both "sides".
    All things pass. Try to be kinder to each other.

  • @thekrispiestkreme5609
    @thekrispiestkreme5609 3 месяца назад +4

    What’s interesting is that as much as the custodes are so foreign in emotion and empathy- these guys and girls are still full of personality. Some custodes laugh and joke with the lessers, while some are so earth shatteringly upset about how much the imperium has fallen- even valdor had his favorites and the pseudo friendship he had with the wolf king Russ was always so neat to read about, it just goes to show that despite how far removed from humanity they try to be, to their core- there’s still some human in them and it’s that humanity that makes them so interestingly tragic

  • @philipzahn491
    @philipzahn491 3 месяца назад

    They don't start in the ranks as juniors, but there are veterans.
    They don't age, but become slow in body and spirit.
    Okay? 🤔

  • @aardappelmethoed1151
    @aardappelmethoed1151 3 месяца назад +6

    Banama

    • @ArbitorIan
      @ArbitorIan  3 месяца назад +14

      bananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

  • @_gelon
    @_gelon 3 месяца назад +2

    Before the Horus Heresy books I thought they were much more strong than regular Astartes, but in novels like The First Heretic (not sure about the name in English) they perform.. meh, not great.

    • @fedupN
      @fedupN 3 месяца назад +4

      The fluff changed. Initally they "fought like lions" as isolated warriors and were barely stronger that Astartes.
      Also in their earlier appearances they were subject to the "Worf Effect" where they were made to lose bady to make others look good.
      Now they are absolutely stronger.

    • @Ryan30z
      @Ryan30z 3 месяца назад +2

      The fight in The First Heretic is against especially powerful possessed marines, not just regular astartes.

    • @_gelon
      @_gelon 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Ryan30z the first custodes die before the ritual.

    • @Ryan30z
      @Ryan30z 3 месяца назад +1

      @@_gelon Where one kills several highly experienced marines and is then brought down by shooting, not in combat? Being brought down by gunfire has nothing to do with how strong or adept at fighting you are.

  • @Lautrekc
    @Lautrekc 3 месяца назад +13

    Female custodies mentioned
    Unsubscribed

    • @charlieboone1298
      @charlieboone1298 3 месяца назад +6

      lmao

    • @MrZauberelefant
      @MrZauberelefant 3 месяца назад +6

      Yeah, some minds are THAT fragile

    • @Lautrekc
      @Lautrekc 3 месяца назад +2

      @@MrZauberelefant If you love pandering corpo goyslop that completely shit on the lore suit yourself

    • @Lautrekc
      @Lautrekc 3 месяца назад +2

      @@MrZauberelefant If you enjoy lore breaking corpo goyslop that is just here to pander, suit yourself.

    • @hannahgeraghty4201
      @hannahgeraghty4201 3 месяца назад +1

      So pathetic

  • @hoyer
    @hoyer 3 месяца назад +11

    Ah the Custodes, the brotherhood of the emperor’s finest

    • @HistoritorJimaldus
      @HistoritorJimaldus 3 месяца назад +15

      Tell me you don’t have any minis without telling me you don’t have any minis 😂

    • @MrZauberelefant
      @MrZauberelefant 3 месяца назад +2

      That sounds sorta gay, actually . Also with the Greek names....I don't know. Maybe it should not be male exclusive, what do you think

    • @crazychinese7315
      @crazychinese7315 3 месяца назад +1

      @@MrZauberelefant you have problem with people being gay?

  • @keithnance4209
    @keithnance4209 3 месяца назад +20

    @2:30 I noticed you incorrectly stated ‘men and women’ of the custodes…🤔

    • @YOGI-kb9tg
      @YOGI-kb9tg 3 месяца назад +10

      He's not incorrect that's just the lore now whether we like it or not. We didn't get a choice with fantasy end times nor do we now.

    • @Severian1
      @Severian1 3 месяца назад +16

      Wasn’t there a female Custodes recently revealed?

    • @Lord_cakeatron
      @Lord_cakeatron 3 месяца назад +16

      @@Severian1 Two, actually! (And they're both fucking Yonkers)

    • @YOGI-kb9tg
      @YOGI-kb9tg 3 месяца назад +23

      @@Severian1 yes op is just being salty the lore is being changed as if GW never did exstream retcons in the past... Oh wait.

    • @EdBurke37
      @EdBurke37 3 месяца назад +13

      Yeah and she's awesome ​@@Severian1

  • @jeanvonestling7408
    @jeanvonestling7408 3 месяца назад

    Talking over closing credits is saomthing that makes your channel extremely british.

  • @Arcodus
    @Arcodus 3 месяца назад +9

    I don't know about this "there have always been female custodes" retcon. If GW is sincere about this then they could have made the new custodes model female, would have been an obvious move I think.
    But do we want to collect and paint female custodes? They would have to be burly and brawny(see realworld athletes) to keep up with their male counterparts and I think alot of hobbyists, if not most, buy female miniatures to collect and paint feminine physiques.
    But if the custodes are created differently compared to Astartes, as I might find out when I continue to watch the video, and the female Custodes are feminine then the males are inferior by a certain amount because they are more muscular, broader and larger targets and easier to hit by the foe.
    So to end my musings, I REALLY don't know about this move. But hey! it might turn out to be really popular and grow the fanbase, what do I know.

    • @Arcodus
      @Arcodus 3 месяца назад +2

      I'd like to add that GW should listen to a commonly given advice on movie and series review channels: Show, don't tell. Instead of merely writing "There are female Custodes now. They've been here always" they should have made a better effort at introducing them. Pictures(plural) of them in the codex, paintings and other visual renditions. And I cannot understate how important a difference a new female model would have made along with the retcon.

    • @Arcodus
      @Arcodus 3 месяца назад +4

      @@spacemanx9595 You can't fault me for articulating my thoughts. You should be constructive when you decide add to the talk, making a condescending reply like you did neither puts your character in a positive light nor does it help the discussion.

    • @singtothesilence
      @singtothesilence 3 месяца назад +6

      I'm perfectly fine with the retcon, I just wish they'd done it in any other way. It feels very "Dumbledore was always gay".
      And I don't know about the models angle, having male and female being nigh-indistinguishable works thematically - the Emperor takes people and turns them into weapons-and-only-weapons, and the Custodes are the fullest expression of that.

    • @Arcodus
      @Arcodus 3 месяца назад +2

      @@singtothesilence Oh I agree, retcons can be good and are not automatically bad. I personally like the Necrons themselves becoming self aware some codex ago. At least the elite did!

    • @hannahgeraghty4201
      @hannahgeraghty4201 3 месяца назад

      Get the fuck over it

  • @fluffywarfield
    @fluffywarfield 3 месяца назад +12

    Adeptus Custodes are male

    • @Swampsong117
      @Swampsong117 3 месяца назад +20

      Some of them are.

    • @indianasunsets5738
      @indianasunsets5738 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Swampsong117 the ones that aren't have flowing green hair, multiple face piercings and use whining and screaming as primary and secondary weapons...

    • @MrZauberelefant
      @MrZauberelefant 3 месяца назад +4

      If that's your head canon, cool

    • @Swampsong117
      @Swampsong117 3 месяца назад +12

      @@indianasunsets5738 The only people I see whining and screaming are all the little boys that can’t cope with fictional female characters.

    • @Yurt_enthusiast7
      @Yurt_enthusiast7 3 месяца назад +1

      The organisation is a guy?

  • @MagosCavantis
    @MagosCavantis 3 месяца назад +7

    Best brotherhood recruted from Terras nobles sons.

    • @hannahgeraghty4201
      @hannahgeraghty4201 3 месяца назад +17

      And daughters.

    • @HistoritorJimaldus
      @HistoritorJimaldus 3 месяца назад +11

      ‘Tell me you don’t have any minis without telling me you don’t have any minis.’

    • @MagosCavantis
      @MagosCavantis 3 месяца назад +1

      @@HistoritorJimaldus tell me that you suck GWs balls without telling me that you suck GWs balls

    • @MagosCavantis
      @MagosCavantis 3 месяца назад +2

      @@hannahgeraghty4201 sure, if you are on crack

    • @MagosCavantis
      @MagosCavantis 3 месяца назад +1

      @HistoritorJimaldus "Surely, everyone who disagrees with that can't possibly play 40k".
      Get lost and touch grass, wokie.

  • @CruentusV
    @CruentusV 3 месяца назад +6

    and you went there...

  • @javilorenzana
    @javilorenzana 3 месяца назад

    Yeah. So, like, fascist golden dolls. Cool. Sounds like the universe would be better without them.

  • @gkdaniels1
    @gkdaniels1 3 месяца назад +3

    40 K is dying, and the custodians are the reason why

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry 3 месяца назад

    The Girl Power squad

  • @imsnowman3701
    @imsnowman3701 3 месяца назад +3

    you are very boring to listen to