War Plan Red: The USA and Canada's Plans To Invade Each Other
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This was the pro-German, anti-British war policy of the interwar years
If Hindenburg had defeated Roosevelt, the likelihood of this outcome would have been probable.
all i can think is Canadian terrorist scares the shit out of me .....
I'm a Canadian veteran. I was at a restaurant in upper NY state when I overheard some Americans joking about the Canadian military saying something like "The Canadian Army is like, 3 jeeps and a dog". I thought to myself: "We have a dog now? I should re-enlist!"😂😛
Haha
If this scenario ever played out, I would've never gotten married to the love of my life. I am blessed with a wonderful Canadian woman and a child who now has duel citizenship.
Bro 😂
Would you say being in the CAF was worth it? I’m considering joining the reserves
@@admiraleveleigh8573 Very much worth it. My son has joined the reserves and is very much enjoying it.
Canada "We can take em
UK: " We who's we?"
😂😂😂😂
“You’re on your own, Canada”
Hi
I agree, America would run us over. I disagree with Britain not getting involved. Canada is still part of the British Commonwealth meaning Britain is obligated to assist. Thankfully we never have to worry about it . 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇬🇧
Funny, *WE* (Canada) don't need the UK. I think Canada would much rather be sided with America.
Damn Simone starting geographical bullshitery... Again.
As a Canadian, this was both embarrassing and validating to watch. After Simon listed the predicted targets, I yelled at the screen "uh, Halifax?!" And then finding out the UK would just peace out; yea, that tracks.
Naw, the fact that they wouldn't come to help is scary
The UK really just said “I’ll just let them fight that is what brothers do after all”
So the US were more aware of important targets than the Canadians were?
War plan Red: What to do if the Canadians stop saying sorry...
Hell I would be behind it just to get rid of Trudeau if I thought the Canadians would stand for it (I don't).
@brendano4196 the west with the exception of Vancouver would be all for it
As a proud Westerner, I would not be opposed to Western separation from the rest of Canada. I live in Saskatchewan, we have more in common with Montanans and Texans than we do with anyone from Ontario or further east.
@@oilersridersbluejayslet me guess you think everyone in Ontario is a libtard? Well we aren’t and most folks in small towns or farm country would probably disagree with your statement but hey that’s your opinion.
They start begging Trudeau to cut the shenanigans
I really like that Engalnd and America are like 2 old brothers that got in a fight once WAY back in the day and now they just laugh about it
If only the rest of the world could act the same after historical disputes
@@asylumental got me thinking about Sweden and Denmark. They have the world record in amount of wars between two countries but are like brothers today
@@Vicvic142 haha, yeah seems most of the western nations have become such ways... but then you have the middle east, Asia, and eastern Europe 😅 they never like to let anything go.
@@asylumentalEastern Europeans do as well!
@@tobiasphilippwittlinger8753which Eastern Europeans do you mean?
When the Canadians heard the slogan "Drink Canada Dry!" on US TV they thought we were coming for their beer and whiskey!!
and now we have Canada Dry ginger ale
Could you imagine if all of America showed up in Canada just to get drunk. There would be good times, there would be bad times.
😮😅😊😊
@@Justin-mg7np They just about did during prohibition. There was a song going around at the time (sung to the tune of "Four and Twenty Blackbirds")
Four and twenty Yankees feeling rather dry
Hopped across the border to get a nip of rye.
When the rye was opened the yanks began to sing,
"God bless America, but God save the King!"
@@Justin-mg7npthats happen often in New-Brunswick with the Americans when they turn 19 years old . They cross the border to get drunk . About 2 beers and they go back home 😂
Red (Canada): Ok
Yellow (China): Suspicious
Brown (Philippines): Umm...
I came looking for this comment, thought it was only me 😂
Fun fact, Saskatchewan had plans to be annexed into the United States if the Canadian federal government collapsed and a Western Canadian Union couldn't be built in the wake of a "Yes" vote in the 1995 Quebec referendum.
Americans are at each others throats because of political party. Canadians are at each others throats because of language, regional economics and natural resources.
nah those concerns are present and real factors in america too. we have really strange population distributions. just our media style blows past the nuance.
@@yuyu_omni3705 a good example is how states like North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, and Wyoming produce a disproportionately large quantity of natural resources compared to their population, and the residents of those states have concerns that the highly populated states have intentions to drain them dry for their own benefit, largely because it has happened before, such as charging farmers and ranchers exorbitant prices to ship their goods out of state, charging ridiculous interest rates for loans, and more recently putting in large quantities of windmills that the larger urban centers don't want near them because they are unsightly.
Our society is completely unnatural so it’s just a matter of time before it collapses or theres a war.
So what you are saying is Canadians would make an excellent addition to the U.S.?
@@derekstein6193 No, I'm warning my fellow Canadians that our petty regionalism will destroy the country.
A clever man makes clever ad transitions. A BOLD, bearded man just starts his video WITH the ad.
At least then you know to skip forward a couple of minutes and the rest of the video is uninterrupted.
Yeah I was pretty happy about that too.
It’s the little things ♥️
I read bald in all caps at first
"someone will come help us" seems to still be the policy of the canadian government.
The annexation of canada famously takes about 3 days
I mean its a pretty safe bet, you guys have gotten spanked every where you've been as of late. I'm sure your enemies would love to help in anyway possible. Gonna take you longer to take Canada that it took for Afghanistan.
Saying that though, I'd die happy defending North American soil. Canadian or American. Everywhere else can suck it.
7:21 “The twenty-two billion dollar figure was based on a sixty-two installment playment pan…” 😂
This reminds me of playing Civilization. I never trust that Gandhi guy, but that Teddy Roosevelt, he is one righteous dude.
One big problem.
Teddy was a rabid Anglophile.
The assassination of President William McKinley was sketchy at best.
Cecil Rhodes conducted a regular "roundtable" of like minded British elite along with "the American", Samuel P. Bush on how to put the "American Colonies" back under British rule.
Sadly, I believe London has finally achieved the Cecil Rhodes' lifelong goal.
😂😂😂😂😂
Teddy and Gilgamesh are always my go to ally’s 😂
"Going to war over a pig is foolish!"
Australia looks at an emu..."Hold my fosters." (Australian for beer.) ;)
Yeah, well they’re Australian. Enough said…
Depends on where you are. In the rural they use more slang but in the cities it is more often "beer"
It's Australia. Beer was definitely involved!
Batman strategy lol
Batman had a plan on how to take out all the other members of the justice league
While it's nice to have a plan ready to go if things really hit the fan, remember that most of the war plans are just exercises for war planners to think more creatively. That's why the zombie apocalypse plans exist. And the war plans for if hostile aliens arrive. If they can cross space, we can't scratch their paint. But we have a plan. Then the war games for these are also really important because it gives our less command from the top heavy military chances to practice taking initiative and figuring out solutions instead of just waiting for an order, milling about, wasting time.
This video is making me think of that comedy film Canadian Bacon with John Candy.
Best documentary I've ever seen
As someone from Florida this happens for like 6-7 months out of the year
I think the matrix might be glitching. Just this morning at work my buddy was talking about War Plan Red. I got home and turned on RUclips to see this video as the first thing in my feed. Naturally I figured google was listening to my conversation through my phone but then I noticed that this video was published 2 hours after I had the conversation. Then to top it off the intro was a joke about how the internet is listening to you.
you are crazyyy
Everyone always obsesses over War Plan Red because of the current relationship between Britain and the U.S. It's important to point out that the U.S. had 18 separate color coded war plans the most important of which was War Plan White.
Tell me more
Spew forth more facts
@@amemooress6291 War Plan White was the army's plan to deal with domestic uprisings/unrest. The U.S. Army was deeply concerned with the possibilities of a Communist revolution after the October Revolution in Russia. This was the era of the original Red Scare. There was a lot of unrest involving industrial workers in this era. There was also a notable anarchist bombing in 1919 that shocked the political elites in Washington. The plan evolved in the 1930's with the unrest during the great depression, notably the veteran riots in Washington DC in 1932. It ended up being superseded by Operation Garden Plot in later decades. The other color coded war plans were big "what ifs," war plan white was the one everyone expected to actually use.
@@amemooress6291 War Plan White was created in 1919 to deal with a domestic uprising in the US. Part of it was used to put down the Bonus Army. You know the one event that MacArthur commanded troops against and Patton cavalry charged a bunch of WW1 vets on Pennsylvania Avenue.
Couldn’t wait 3 minutes into the video before commenting ey?
As a Scot, I find it amusing when GB, UK and England are used interchangeably. None describe the same entities.
Yes mate 🇬🇧
As a Canadian, I have to say that it’s very on brand for a man I’m assuming lived in Ottawa to forget that the rest of Canada existed outside of Montreal, Ottawa, Hamilton (?), Toronto, and Vancouver.
I’d also argue that Britain would have remembered Canada existed if they did try to implement any sort of trade embargo since we’re America’s largest trade partners (and I think we were in the 1920s as well). But yeah, I can’t even imagine trying to defend our border with the US. At least our “border” with Russia has natural elements that make it harder to cross.
Ha! You can't trick us. We all know that there is only Toronto , moose, and maple syrup up there.
Everything else is just a moose plot to make us lower our guard so they can seize Minnesota's maple syrup assets!
What about how there’s a law on the books stating that if Canada wants to become part of the US, it would just have to say so😂
WHAT? For real?
ya we definitely dont want to join the US. theres a TINY fringe group in Alberta that barely gets 5000 votes a year but other than that na. We fought 2 wars to NOT be american.
Gross. 😂
I 100% don’t ever expect it to happen, but I heard about it somewhere
Yup, there's a number of provinces that considered it individually. My Canadian home town is an old American Air Force base. Many of my friends are dual citizens.
We joked about this in my economics class in senior year, we joked that we were gonna steal all their maple syrup.
"Have you ever felt like the internets playing tricks on your"
looks at title
"Yah, Canada invading anything."
We're taking over eh 😅
Based on what was learned from the D-day invasion in 1944, it's pretty widely believed that War Plan Red's rapid amphibious invasion of Halifax at the outset of war would have failed. Looking back on what military planners learned from Normandy, it was nowhere near sufficient in retrospect. The rest is pretty true - whether Buster Brown's plan would have worked or not, Canada's major cities would've been occupied as a matter of "when" not "if," and the UK would not deploy troops in Canada to fight a land war. But in the very likely event that the US failed to secure Halifax, it would be a slugfest on the open water where the Royal Navy stands a better chance. Either way, this would be a disaster for Canada. Best case scenario: a crushing occupation until the US and UK reach a negotiated settlement that retains Canadian independence. Worst case scenario: annexation.
The Brits see the Americans storm Halifax and then just say "Nah mate, I'm out. I don't even want Canada" 😂
I remember reading something about Canada's Defense Plan 1, the details of it were actually very clever as a tactical commando style operation to delay and disrupt the Americans. But as a strategic plan, it had no legs. As Simon pointed out, the British were not coming.
I’m liking the new format and audio editing. Fantastic.
the war between Canada and the USA makes me think of the movie South Park Bigger & Uncut
Worse wars have been fought
In italy 🇮🇹 there was a war fought over a bucket! 😂😂 LOL 🪣
and they still ain't get it back
😂 what?
To be fair, we All had a world war because some guys second cousin got shot....
@@adamdavies6248worse we had WW1 because someone drove the wrong way back....
@@adamdavies6248Of course; with both World Wars, there have been always some precursor tension or events leading up to them.
Lots of people getting very excited here, as is typical when this subject comes up. In reality, the primary reason most of these plans were formulated and updated was as a Staff College exercise. There being considerably more officers to train than realistic potential enemy nations, a new entrant to the college would be set the task of devising a War Plan for a nation that was highly unlikely to ever take up arms against the US or UK. If the student did are particularly good job they might then be given a crack at updating the plans for war with a more realistic enemy.
Actually, both sides continued to prepare for war following the War of 1812, when a British invasion of the U.S. or a U.S. invasion of Canada were considered possibilities.
You could talk about the military dictatorships that dominated Argentina, Chile and Brazil. To this day, there are people who are unaware of the brutal reality of those regimes.
He has talked a lot about their current affairs in his other channel called warographics
to be fair, it would be better to include the whole story. afterall, it is a story of conquest and colonialization that is still not finished
@@Pilvenuga I disagree! This is a talk of someone who wants to blame someone else for the shit they do.
And the current corrupt dictatorship in Ukraine (most corrupt country in Europe)
@@vitorpereira9515 exactly, as long as the colonization of the Amazon continues, the weak colonizers will try to say this is not a story worth talking about.
The fact that the majority of Canadians live something like 100 miles or less from the US border would also make occupation much easier.
it also means the rest of the continent-sized country will be worse than afghanistan to occupy
The whole point of a military occupation is to control the population and get them to do what you want them to do. If there is no one living in the vast remoteness of northern Canada there is no need to occupy it. At the most you would need some sort of constable force like the Mounties to patrol it. The difficult part would be occupying the areas with more people, who all live very close to the US.
@@wcm8909 except there are people living in northern canada, just as there were people living in Afghani mountains
Fair point, I’m just saying that controlling the cities, population and economic centers is what actually matters. The taliban hid in the mountains but they didn’t gain control of the country until the US military left.
@@ASlickNamedPimpbackNot really because all you have to do is cut off. Supply routes, which isn't that hard? Considering Canada has very few roads going North. There is only one road connecting West Canada to East Canada.
As an American living on the border with Canada, I refuse to fight my Canadian neighbors! They're the best!
“Their entire military was already there.”
That line was perfect. Thank you.
"We're watching you America."
2042 America: I think it's time we admit another state into the union. The Revolution is now complete.
I can see the US invading Canada for the Gravy Fries
Gravy fries? Anyone can do gravy fries. They want our cheese curds and our maple syrup.
@@asylumentalBut the USA also has maple trees. I assume we could make our own? My friend's mum just uses the tree on her property to make some every few years.
@@amemooress6291 not the same. Lol. Canada controls the world syrup trade, we even have a bunch locked away. 😆
But really, the maple syrup doesn't taste the same.. even Ontario and Quebec maple syrup taste different. I'm sure your mom's tastes better than anything else bottled though considering it's home made.
poutine .. SHEESH
@@HammerJammer81 right?
as someone that lives in Halifax as soon as i heard him say the cities they thought would be the primary targets i thought "where's Halifax on that list? it is the most important port city on the east coast for Canada's commerce and navy for over 100 years"
In Ontario there is just one east-west highway at one point...and a bridge, at Nipigon, just east of Thunder Bay. This bridge failed a few years back and we were screwed.
This reminds me of the wonderful 1995 movie Canadian Bacon. 🧐
(I’m sure Simon has never heard of it)
John Candy 🤩
last time I was this early, this plan was still being used
Excellent video!! You typically do great work but I think this one is exceptional.
As a civilian contractor that serviced some u.s. military training simulators i can assure you they have plans for every contingency, including another civil war
In my humble Canadian opinion: we may have defeated the U.S. once, we certainly wouldn’t win the rematch, but at least we whooped them once.
Hey, you guys had an opportunity to join in 1775 and 1812, but noooo, you were happy worshipping at the feet of the Crown. When America invades to save you from The Communist Trudeau, remember, you had a chance to do it the easy way. 🤷♂️
You're talking about 1775 right?
Because nobody really whooped anyone in the war of 1812
@@dolphingoreeaccount7395 The US failed to invade us in 1812, and we vandalized The White House in response. Nothing happened, but we did more damage. That’s a win in my book.
Imagine invading the US as Canada and forgetting about the fact that america really REALLY loves the pewpews.
Honestly, it's kinda pointless for canada to have a military. If anyone else invaded, the US would take care of it. If the US invaded, the Canadians can't do shit against the US. Save your money Canadians (and maybe keep those cheap prescription drugs coming!)
@@Sophie-ge7tinah pay the us with your money. America shouldn't just defend for nothing
@@Sophie-ge7tiNah the Canadians are too good at war to just do nothing and let everyone else pamper them. I wouldn’t want to defend an ally like that if they refuse to help themselves.
@@Sophie-ge7ti Militaries aren't just for defense but also for diplomacy.
@@Sophie-ge7ti we don't fight toe to toe and we fight incredibly dirty (see the reason the Geneva Conventions exist). Basically, yeah, the US could absolutely come in, but then they'd end up dealing with an entrenched insurgency far worse than anything they ever had to deal with in Afghanistan, and they eventually had to pull out of Afghanistan. I'm sure they'd be all "Mission Accomplished" but 20 years down the road, we'd have our country back, and the US would have received another lesson in humility from us.
Oh boy. As a dual us/Canadian living in Quebec, this is almost a real threat with US politics the past few years.
1:50
A Rear Admiral with a healthy dose of common sense? Inconceivable!
If the surface of the earth became a sheet of ice Canadians would all lace their skates and rule us all.
_Finland has entered the chat._
I don't think so lol
Good luck taking Philly even the Russians couldn't take it on the ice.
Saw a video Once of I believe it was Dutch people skating along a frozen River to go to work in the morning. 😅
This is something straight out of KaiserReich
I am glad we did not go to war with Canada. There is a Peace Arch Park up in above Blaine, Washington. The park covers both in the United States and up into Canada.
You forgot the part where Canada apologizes while invading.
As an American Canadian dual citizen from the Niagara region, this video stresses me out 😂
Dual citizenship is bs to me. You gotta pick a side. Decide what you want to be.
@@ChristaFreedon't make him pick between Idaho potatoes and poutine... poutine wins literally every single time
@@punksoab Poutine is fucking disgusting. What moron puts cheese on fries?
Politely meant query/feedback; were the visuals on this vid done by one of those AI video programs? They all seemed very generic and honestly pretty detached from the subject material. Lots of modern imagery when the topic is based in the early 1900s.
I gotta watch Canadian Bacon again. When they have to write all their slurs in French too. Hilarious
You should totally do a video on Plan Scarlett, because that would be very, very hard to accomplish.
The "Anglosphere" must continue to stick together and support each other!
Oh look, a Nazi
Well, Canada has sure a poutine problem...maybe try to add the USSR to the plan ?
This was a good'un, Simon. Bravo.
As a Canadian, I pray to god we never have to fight America. Best case scenario we retreat into the vast wilderness and fight a 20 year insurgency with deer rifles, and then eventually after a long struggle the insurgents would be defeated and the Americans would win 😂
If the Canadians did take land. All they would need to do is give free healthcare,and it would be the easiest occupation ever
Healthcare aint free
As a Canadian, I wish I had your healthcare. I mean as long as I could afford it. I have problems they won't bother with. But if I was in the US and on insurance the doctors and I would both be forced to use the appropriate tests and specialists until some resolution was made. Sounds like heaven when your body is failing you.
@@martinlatour9311 And single payer costs everyone less.
Thought was given during the civil war, but it would have came from the south through mexico. There was very little to be gained from an invasion from the 49th. Probably there would have been some action near the michigan to threaten washington as a diversion but the gold of california and colorado would have been the goal. It might have been given more serious though had they known just how vital texas would become after the oil strikes there. Ultimately the brits and the french didn't have any real stomach for the logistical nightmare of holding California/Colorado/Texas would become. In the end it would rely on a stable relationship with mexico. Mexico had been in political turmoil partially fueled by the instability of the american invasion after their own revolution. While America wasn't popular with them the idea of becoming a part of another empire was even less appealing to them.
If they knew just how vital California/Texas would become they might have been more amenable to the idea. America did get pretty lucky that nobody paid them back for the kindness they did mexico in 1846. In 1865 the nation was beaten down with half it's major cities in ruin. A concentrated effort from mexico in concert with a major power could have easily taken back texas and california. Had that happened the brits would still be the major power in the world.
Canadas gonna pay for 330 million people?
@@aesop2733As a Fellow Canadian: That comes at the Cost of knowing that as you Pay your way to health, others who can’t are simply dying.
I would always, without a doubt take our healthcare over Americas.
Bethesda's Fallout series anyone?
Amd has been shown America is watching you too. 😂😂😂😂❤
Great video ,whole crew 👏 👏 👏
That one was great sir!!
An American invasion of Canada would go about as well as the American adventures in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Vietnam. Home field advantage means it’s just a matter of time before invaders lose the will to stay and keep fighting.
Those were wars on the other side of the planet. 90% of the Canadian population is within 50 miles of the US border. We're talking about VERY different home fields. Canada is in OUR homefield. Also consider the fact that the entire Canadian power grid is basically just tacked onto the American power grid as an afterthought, like it doesn't even have a separate network like the US has internally. Plus Canada has been systematically neutered for decades by communists like the Trudeaus (elder and younger), your urban centers are defenseless and accustomed to not having rights so it'd just be a change in management for them. Your military has been gutted; your ancestors who wrote the book on war crimes in WWI would be ashamed at modern Canada. Your rural areas would be half as likely to WELCOME the US invasion since they're oppressed by the Ottawa government and culturally more like the US midwest than Vancouver or Toronto or fucking Montreal. If we just offered Montreal full autonomy and like quasi independence, they'd probably take the deal and not help the Ottawa government. Canada is one bad recession from splitting into it's three constitute parts (urban east, rural west and french) since the only thing keeping it together right now is an agreement between urban east and french to tax the rural west into ruin and then use that revenue to pay the french to stay a part of canada. Thats why they cracked down like authoritarian psychos when the truckers were peacefully protesting, if the rural west of canada stops saying "sorry" and decides to change the broken arrangement, the entire country of canada falls apart. Stop reading the BBC and CBC propaganda and maybe you'll understand your own country a little bit better.
CIA World Factbook says Canada field 3 million insurgents and the Pentagon wants a 10:1 advantage over insurgents so I'm thinking the US military will need to grow a bit to do it now
@@Lusa_Iceheart truth
@@Lusa_Iceheartattempting to occupy Canada would be a nightmare for US forces as they would have to deal with hundreds of thousands of Guerilla forces that look and sound like americans.Not to mention that it would be extremely unpopular for the American people and would be condemned by nearly every country with many intervening.
Also the Canadian people are vastly different from the government. just because we hate our own government doesnt mean we will like yours. Also, for many people here the ownership and use of firearms is a part of life. So don’t expect annexation to be a cakewalk in the long run.
@@Lusa_Iceheart Because America has been undermining our sense of unity for decades now. Most of the donations for that convoy of losers came from the US. We're wise to your game and we always will be. Stop reading biased propaganda from sellout idiots like JJ McCullough and reactionary losers on 4Chan if you want to pretend like you have a nuanced understanding of how Canadian society works.
Wow, Canada taking Fargo would be a huge blow to American morale…
As a Fargoan, I think we’d be ok with it.
I liked how he showed real pictures of the other cities, but Fargo was just a field with snow blowing across it
Fact check: War Plan Brown is actually our playbook for when the 💩 gets real
Canada: "been there, done that, burned down the white house twice."
U.S. "sshhhh!!!! We don't talk about that around here"
There are rumours that both countries STILL have active contingency plans to blow up the bridges crossing the Niagara River on short notice, if necessary. And here's an interesting thing I've noticed while driving between Ontario and upstate NY: The highway between the large American Fort Drum and the St. Lawrence River ... which would be the shortest route for any American land force moving on Ottawa ... was BY FAR the best maintained and smoothest road I've ever seen in the USA, even though that part of NY is quite sparsely populated.
In any case, as a Torontonian, I've occasionally entertained how we'd react to American soldiers in our streets. We certainly wouldn't be welcoming.
Yeah I’m sure you guys would yell at them
Here's a funny story that I'm curious of your thoughts to: my dad was in the USAF, so I grew up on U.S. Air Force bases. During my early teens my family lived in southern Illinois on a base called Scott AFB. One of our neighbors was a U.S. Navy recruiter assigned to the base. This recruiter was married to a Canadian woman who had two sons from a previous marriage, thus both sons were born as Canadians. Years later after he had turned 18, the eldest (named "David") enlisted into the United States Marine Corps and would be stationed at a US Marine base in 29 Palms, California, which was about an hour & 1/2 drive from where we were living after my dad's retirement from the USAF, so when he was stationed there, David would often come stay with our family on weekends.
Apologies for the extended details, mostly that was all about a Canadian born citizen becoming a U.S. Marine. 😄
Lol it would turn into Vietnam or Afghanistan, just Canadian. They could control major centres like Toronto, maybe even southern ontario as a whole.. but the rest of the country? nah. No country can be conquered that doesnt want to be conquered , and that holds true since WW2 basically.
@@chesterhiggens Well ... Recall that the US couldn't even control occupied Iraq, a country that had basically nothing after Saddam was defeated.
It's as if an underused highway in a sparsely populated area doesnt need as much maintenance to maintain it. It must be a conspiracy.
Don’t worry England, we’re watching y’all back. Gotta say, a little worried we might need to start “liberating” some countries, starting with an unnamed north American country(not the U.S. of course) who I will not name.
Bermuda? Bahama?
@@westrim District of Columbia.
I gotta admit. As a Brit who is very unhappy with his government right now, I wouldn't mind it if you guys just absorbed us. lol
I know there's not much in it for you guys but just think of this: you get to stick it to the French.
Brilliant video
"After the concert, me and Jenny, we're even thinking of crossing the border up to Canada."
"For what reason?"
"You know, man. The war."
"The war with Canada? 🤨"
Wrong. We are watching you simon 👃
The thought of Canada going up against the US is even more hilarious today
Idk. Those Canucks are pretty good at war crimes 😮😅
@@brandonford8092you should look up what the us did to itself when the south tried to over take the north. If we are willing to burn an kill everything to win. Imagine what we do if america go invaded from a standing army
@@brandonford8092 Yeah, just ask the 12 SS.
I love the irony in your videos! "Even your biggest allies are plotting to kill you." That was hilarious! Even though it's true, they way you said it was hilarious!
Canada should build a wall. America will pay for it 😂
Yes! Keep all the cold air up there.
make it out of ice.
Game of thrones night watch on the ice wall😂
You joke, but that's exactly what the US would do... might as well, we already pay the bills for multiple "allies".
Its shockingly ironic though. We are angry at all of the people who come up to the USA through Mexico. Mean, 30,000+ of those people keep heading north to Canada, causing them problems
I thought it was mainly a training tool. It’s a way to keep or make the general staff sharp.
Canada uses Newcomers to pay pensions of old Europeans through tax
Canada, invade someone? Riiiight, let me go grab my curling stick lol
They invaded plenty for the Brits
We in the USA fight all the wars so that canada doesnt get involved. Please keep playing hockey and saying sorry...because the day you dont...is the day the geneva conventions get updated.
Canada would get streamrolled, not that Canadians would do anything about it, they'd just be like "welcome to Canada eh, have a great invasion eh, enjoy the Tim Hortons eh"
Y'all really sleeping on the fact that these are the same guys that used spam, bacon and coffee to lure Germans to an area just to start flinging grenades over... Canada in times of peace is pleasant. Canada during times of war considers the Geneva Conventions... more like guidelines than what ye call rules
Tell that to the germans at paschendaele.
34 years later and only now do I understand why my grandmother would refer to someone as "Buster Brown" when they were being dumb.
10:48 - Never though I'd see my city mentioned in an ITS video :P
Americans would get up here and go 'dam it's cold, screw it were going home'
They have cold winter states and have Alaska what are you saying 😂💀
The British empire used the barbary pirates against USA in 1812
And that worked out so fantastic for the Barbary Pirates, didn't? They stopped existing after our newly built Navy and nascent Marine Corp stormed their shores and wrecked the sultan of Tripoli. The others all rolled over after that. Since the US proved that paying tribute to *pirates* was bullshit, no one else bothered paying tribute ever again. Really it was the Spanish, British and French who were the idiots, paying the pirates extortion racket for centuries. US came along, said "Nope" and fucked their shit up and it was the end of the Barbary Pirates.
The US even planned to use chemical weapons against various Canadian targets in these war plans.
If Halifax fell, they could land in Sydney. Sydney was a major launch point for the Battle of the Atlantic in WW2. There's a museum around the waterfront dedicated to it.
One of the things glossed over in this video is in the few years after WWI where it could have been possible for our countries to go to war, Canada actually had a while very small but functioning battle hardened military with a massive amount of possible reserves and recruits to be drawn from of which many many of those were also former military. While we would have eventually caved to the US with the Brits noping out, we very much would have lasted a lot longer then many people would have thought. By the time the first world war concluded, Canada had over 630,000 troops with a population of only 8 million. Even more were involved in the homefront. Certainly massively less then the US but more then enough to call up in an emergency and would have been a pain for any invading force. Especially if we turned to guerrilla tactics.
What a lovely bloke...
This was a good one dodge, nice 👍
As some one who grew up near detriot and have beento Canada over a 1000 times I can't picture them invading. Their moose can't climb over the detriot river seawall.
There was no need to fight a war with Canada ultimately as a large section of Canada will be American with in a generation as Canadian political unity breaks down. Not only with the social and cultural differences between Quebec and the British settled western half but Canada is already a political and economic satellite of the US but Canda has to take money from the English speaking half and pay Quebec (...French.....) to pay them to remain part of Canada and this has worn thin with the population of the English speaking portion. Then you have in Canada the same left right political divide you have in the US with the coastal cities being liberal and retarded collectivist and the central provinces being more conservative.
Pollsin Canada already show a large portion of the populace favors joining the US as states and the US has extended them an open invitation to join the US. The strife created by Justin Truedou and his liberal socialists/communists will be the death knell of Canada.
As an American I have to remind the Canadians that if they think they could possibly invade us they would at least need to attempt to spend more on their military.
We’re not planning to invade. This video has to be a late April Fools joke, and I’m honestly not impressed.
As a 🇨🇦, I wholeheartedly agree! My country is far too large to be adequately defended. When the Titan sub imploded last year, we needed help from the US and France to find it and retrieve the remains of the sub and its passengers.
@@imaghost2961it’s a joke about canadas dismal military funding and its failure to live up to nato standards of GDP contributions
They really should try, America’s 700+ billion a year on defense spending and 5000+ nukes we could literally annex Canada any day of the week😂
Yeah this will be one sided bullying
7:23 "playment pan" lol
“We’re watching you America.”
American: “well hell it’s about time someone besides myself starts watching me.
Arguably the silliest sets of military theorycrafting in history.
I want to see this fantastic war story as a miniseries on Netflix. Right now!
I am glad we are all friends now but we are still watching each other's backs LOL
“This is where the problem lied” Simon? 😂 I don’t know if that was you or you were done by your writer, but I expect more Fact Boy 😝😊
These countries are so large that the armies would never find each other.
Literally just finished a military exercise today where some Brits joined us in the stinky bug infested southeast US. Good dudes. I love our relationship as weird as it is
As a Florida resident I can confirm that Canadians have already taken over Southwest Florida 😂
Interesting fact is ; Canada routinely tracks US sub's in the PNW on their way to Russian areas , as they transit so close....and ASW is a thing we do alot of. ;)