Provocateur I know Christmas isn’t in December, everyone knows that. Christmas in America is just about consumerism. I celebrate hanukkah, so I don’t have to deal with that.
Raymond Bronkhorst That doesn’t even make sense. Going on the assumption they are Divine, you honestly think God and by extension Jesus don’t have senses of humor and are as thin skinned as the orange moron in the White House right now (love him or hate him, he can NOT take any kind of parody of himself, actually has no sense of humor-mocking people doesn’t count-unless he trying to tell a joke to make himself look good)? But I digress... Okay, because going by a Christian belief system, God created us in His image, which means he MUST have a sense of humor, and He shared it with us because it makes be happy and feel good and He loves us and wants us to feel that way. And Jesus was a man, divine or not, so unless he was a real pill, he would have had a sense of humor too, but perish forbid his disciples share that side of him when they want to make him look like he is a divine being. An omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent being certainly isn’t going to get upset over jokes when He knows our hearts and that there is no harm meant. So there is nothing wrong with jokes about the Highest Power/God/The All That Is/The Author of All, as long as they are not meant to be nasty...but even then, God is not that petty. No, I’m not religious any more, I am Spiritual, but I have spent a LOT of time thinking about things like this. So I don’t subscribe to the Christian belief system as a way to have my Life ruled. But, many of my beliefs are along the same lines, and I have great respect for the messages taught by the man we call Jesus. And here’s something to think about...if Jesus was NOT Divine, was a mere man teaching those messages, would it change their worth? Because personally, I think it would mean even MORE coming from a fully enlightened Human.
The meaning of Christmas is being together with the ones you love, and sharing in each others company, be those people family, friends, or hobos it doesn't matter, just don't hang around people you hate just because it's Christmas, it's the season of love not passive aggressiveness.
I think Grant has the right idea: as that one Cracked article says, winter, historically, sucked. Like, mini-apocalypse every year, not sure which of your friends and relatives you'll live to see next year sucked. So most European cultures developed some sort of bright, fun festival to flip winter the bird and party like the world is about to end, because for many, it was. And even today, although it isn't as bad as it once was, you never know when it will be your last chance to see your parents, or grandparents, or old friends you only see every now and again, so every year, we get together and remember old times, take one time a year to embrace those we hold dear.
The true meaning of Christmas is simple, co-workers, friends, family all gather around one another; and for one day, ONE DAY you act like you don't hate many of the people you are around. Christmas, is about being nice to those you can't stand for one day.
In the run up to Christmas I have seen a least 5 TV adverts all saying: The perfect gift for Christmas, I just ignored that and thought about what people actually need to decide what Christmas presents to buy. As for the true meaning of Christmas the day before yesterday I saw someone who I used to work with in my previous job who simply said Merry Christmas to me.
The true meaning of Christmas is contemplating how long it will take for you to lose all the friends you have now, and how long it will take to get new ones.
it’s about little baby jesus in the manger with his momma and sheep and gold and frankincense and myrrh and wise men and joseph too and little baby jesus in the manger with his momma and sheep and gold and frankincense and myrrh and wise men and joseph too and little baby jesus in the manger with his momma and sheep and gold and frankincense and myrrh and wise men and joseph too and little baby jesus in the manger with his momma and sheep and gold and frankincense and myrrh and wise men and joseph too and little baby jesus in the manger with his momma and sheep and gold and frankincense and myrrh and wise men too
A friend of mine recently pointed out that in a sense, these days the meaning of Christmas is the search for the meaning of Christmas, what with every modern Christmas themed TV show or movie sooner or later being about the search for the meaning of Christmas
Yea and flags weren’t invented on flag day. The point is still to celebrate it just because he wasn’t born then (which is common knowledge among Christians at least), doesn’t mean we throw the whole holiday out and give up
I am not atheist, I am not a satanist, I am not a Buddhist or a Jew, I am not even a Christian or agnostic. I'm lost......... until I found CollegeHumor.
Alpha Morty Christmas is about flying home to see family💰, buying gifts💰, decorating💰, and promoting blind belief by telling kids a fat man goes down thier chimney to give them presents🎁.
nonexistentpotato Bro, Christmas is celebrated to remember the birth of of Jesus Christ, who Christians believe is the Son of God. The name 'Christmas' comes from the Mass of Christ (or Jesus). A Mass service (which is sometimes called Communion or Eucharist) is where Christians remember that Jesus died for us and then came back to life. The 'Christ-Mass' service was the only one that was allowed to take place after sunset (and before sunrise the next day), so people had it at Midnight! So we get the name Christ-Mass, shortened to Christmas. Christmas is now celebrated by people around the world, whether they are Christians or not. It's a time when family and friends come together and remember the good things they have. People, and especially children, also like Christmas as it's a time when you give and receive presents! The Date of Christmas No one knows the real birthday of Jesus! No date is given in the Bible, so why do we celebrate it on the 25th December? The early Christians certainly had many arguments as to when it should be celebrated! Also, the birth of Jesus probably didn't happen in the year 1 but slightly earlier, somewhere between 2 BCE/BC and 7 BCE/BC, possibly in 4 BCE/BC (there isn't a 0 - the years go from 1 BC/BCE to 1!).
I didn't ask? Also, my comment was sarcastic? And I don't celebrate Christmas so let's not assume that everyone irrespective of their religion celebrates this cause a lot of people don't.
*_IT'S ABOUT LITTLE BABY JESUS IN THE MANGER WITH HIS MAMA_* *_AND SHEEP AND GOLD AND FRANKINCENSE_* *_AND MYRRH AND WISEMEN_* *_JOSEPH TOO AND_* *_LITTLE BABY JESUS IN THE MANGER WITH HIS M-_*
Christmas is about (as well as every other major holiday in late december) is about celebrating the solstice and (by extension) celebrating that the days are getting longer and blah blah. These holidays were developed in colder cultures far before written history to give people an excuse to essentially party during the worst time of the year. That may seem like a generalization but it’s completely true, we love parties today, imagine how much people loved parties when it was literally the only thing fun they ever did all year. Christmas in particular was adopted as a holiday by the ancient romans to replace the secular holiday of saturnalia. Now im sure a case can be made for “the meaning” of each distinct holiday but down to the roots, each holiday stems from nothing more than a desire to party when its shitty outside. Sincerely, a history major
Alpha Morty trust me when I say not white is the last thing I mean about progressive , but the fact that white ppl had such a problem with jesus being of darker skin, so much that they decided to change it to make it more acceptable to worship him is fucked, santa can be white of course cause he’s a fucking made up character but jesus was real and he wasn’t fucking white especially since the most racist ppl like the KKK worship white jesus
zadegets faded Different cultures paint Jesus as being like them. Asian countries portray Jesus being Asian. African countries have him being black. It only makes sense that white countries have him being Caucasian.
Ha! "Hey Grant, Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas Jesus." Thank you College Humor. Take that all you "Happy Holidays" people. Yeah, I mean YOOUUU people.
I love Grants "really" moments. He looks so enlightened
i noticed that jack frost is mentioned in every single intro of the true meaning of CHristmas.
lmao Jesus flipping out his hair. 😂
I spent the whole episode hoping adam would ruin everything
He already did that on his own show's christmas special. It would have been redundant.
Emilio Cerchiaro true
Adam already ruined everything when he ate the apple from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. 😝...
*”ACTUALLY”*
Haley Eidsen that never happened 😝
Christmas for Trapp is just repeatedly killing Pat
Just curious, why do you post two comments on each CH video?
O NO NO NO You cant make jokes like this. No wonder so many Americans are fools. its because of this jokes that they make about Jesus. Stop it
Provocateur I know Christmas isn’t in December, everyone knows that. Christmas in America is just about consumerism. I celebrate hanukkah, so I don’t have to deal with that.
Raymond Bronkhorst That doesn’t even make sense. Going on the assumption they are Divine, you honestly think God and by extension Jesus don’t have senses of humor and are as thin skinned as the orange moron in the White House right now (love him or hate him, he can NOT take any kind of parody of himself, actually has no sense of humor-mocking people doesn’t count-unless he trying to tell a joke to make himself look good)? But I digress...
Okay, because going by a Christian belief system, God created us in His image, which means he MUST have a sense of humor, and He shared it with us because it makes be happy and feel good and He loves us and wants us to feel that way. And Jesus was a man, divine or not, so unless he was a real pill, he would have had a sense of humor too, but perish forbid his disciples share that side of him when they want to make him look like he is a divine being. An omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent being certainly isn’t going to get upset over jokes when He knows our hearts and that there is no harm meant. So there is nothing wrong with jokes about the Highest Power/God/The All That Is/The Author of All, as long as they are not meant to be nasty...but even then, God is not that petty.
No, I’m not religious any more, I am Spiritual, but I have spent a LOT of time thinking about things like this. So I don’t subscribe to the Christian belief system as a way to have my Life ruled. But, many of my beliefs are along the same lines, and I have great respect for the messages taught by the man we call Jesus. And here’s something to think about...if Jesus was NOT Divine, was a mere man teaching those messages, would it change their worth? Because personally, I think it would mean even MORE coming from a fully enlightened Human.
Although technically he didn’t! Pat is still alive
**Despite all of us arguing over the true meaning of Christmas, we can all agree that whiskey stones are not the true meaning of Christmas**
The "TOO MUCH MILK!" thing with grant is my favourite gag.
Perfect gift for the holidaze?
Bring Zac back.
Spencer Kennedy yeah where is he?
He is gone?
holidaze. *holidaze. HOIDAZE.*
He said on his twitter that he quit
The meaning of Christmas is being together with the ones you love, and sharing in each others company, be those people family, friends, or hobos it doesn't matter, just don't hang around people you hate just because it's Christmas, it's the season of love not passive aggressiveness.
at about 1 minute, I saw the bartender and I KNEW he was going to take off his suit and become Jesus in robes
ALL long haired guys are Jesus
And that's the true meaning of Christmas.
+yltraviole really?
yes.
AND big companies making bank on gifts and the whole theme!
Perceptive guy. And THAT is the true meaning of christmas.
How is grant not in a professional production! He’s so brilliant at acting!
So what about Trapp killing Pat
Yakob 41102 was looking for this coment
Yakob 41102 shhhhhhhhhh my child
so wait did they have to still pay the bill
Ofcourse, Jesus all bout them tips baby!
maybe paying bills was the true meaning of christmas
not enough Whiskey stones
I think Grant has the right idea: as that one Cracked article says, winter, historically, sucked. Like, mini-apocalypse every year, not sure which of your friends and relatives you'll live to see next year sucked. So most European cultures developed some sort of bright, fun festival to flip winter the bird and party like the world is about to end, because for many, it was. And even today, although it isn't as bad as it once was, you never know when it will be your last chance to see your parents, or grandparents, or old friends you only see every now and again, so every year, we get together and remember old times, take one time a year to embrace those we hold dear.
I love the little piano jingle that keeps playing. Very nice.
*'OHHH.. DANG!'*
Killer Bratwurst I saw ur comment as he was saying that😂😂
MOF
Du ist Bratwurst
Rahil Badkul OMG SAME!!
*It's about lil baby Jesus sitting in the manger with his mama*
Munjee Syedd, would if he was never born in the first place? I mean, we have no actual evidence Jesus even existed.
But there is historical evidence
Lets not be edgy here, im an athiest too...
and sheep and gold and frankincense and myrrh and wisemen, Joseph too...
Jacksfilms has taught you well, my child
Landmine Productions, There is historical evidence of Jesus, but none of God or anything else like that.
I lost it when the the bartender was actually Jesus 😂
The lighting in these Christmas sketches has been magnificent 👌👌👌
Grant remains to be one of the best parts of college humor
he was bread the whole time..
Its about giving, and hope, and *S A N T A* i mean *J E S U S*
Kitty Catrina Santa just ignores the bad kids. Jesus threatens everyone else with eternal torture/damnation.
All I want for Christmas...Is for Pat to FINALLY show up again COME ONE College Humour you can't cocktease us like that!
Hanukkah centuries ago: the small amount of oil lasted 8 days
Hanukkah today: and my phone lasted 8 days on 1 percent!
Does hanukkah have a c? Or an x?
Videos for people There’s a bunch of spellings but the most common ones are:
Hanukkah, Chanukah, Channukiha
Imagine if we called Christmas Chreestmis, Crostmass, or Kristmiss.
@@videosforpeople8197 imagine if you had to write that in a language that doesn't have the ch/c/k sound
college humor is literally the only channel i go on youtube for anymore
The true meaning of Christmas is getting Drunk
i can't believe the opening wasnt "as the night grew to a close, grant was very very morose"
OH DANG, the guy who played Jesus is extremly attractive.
And the guy playing Jack Frost is extremely Amir Looking
Fabulous Grunkle Ford does anyone have his @
The true meaning of Christmas is simple, co-workers, friends, family all gather around one another; and for one day, ONE DAY you act like you don't hate many of the people you are around. Christmas, is about being nice to those you can't stand for one day.
Watching college humor and other RUclips holiday specials is the true meaning of Christmas 🎄😂😂😂
This was the best of the christmas series of 2017.
Fella can’t lie, Jack Frost was lookin kinda thicc
He was looking like Amir from Jake&Amir, but not thicc xD
Christmas is the idea that the coldest, darkest nights, can also be the warmest and most loving as well. Atleast that's what Community told me.
Damn!!!! I loved the video!!!! Merry Christmas everyone!!!🎅🎅🎅🎄🎄🎄
In the run up to Christmas I have seen a least 5 TV adverts all saying: The perfect gift for Christmas, I just ignored that and thought about what people actually need to decide what Christmas presents to buy. As for the true meaning of Christmas the day before yesterday I saw someone who I used to work with in my previous job who simply said Merry Christmas to me.
The true meaning of Christmas is how much blood is spread
Keishawna Chaney spread? As in transfusions?
At the end I expected Adam to pop out of nowhere and tell everyone that they were completely wrong.
false, the true meaning of christmas is mariah carey
André Rocha I DONT WANT ALOT FOR CHRISTMAS THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEEDDDDDDDDDDD
crazygecko 200 I DONT CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Hikari Singer I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN
crazygecko 200 MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW
André Rocha MAKE MY WISH COME TRUUUEEEEE
Peppermint Patty is the best addition to College Humor ever
Love everybody! I hope everybody who sees this comment has a wonderful Christmas! I hope everybody can be with there family!
Garret _Games That's my profile pic too! And have a great Christmas :)
Sam Johar thx man
Their*
Maddyy really?!? ok Mr. Perfect
Garrett _Games Ms*
Let's just accept that we celebrate Christmas because we are accustomed to it since our childhood and the gifts made the days better.
Auayayaya this was really good
The true meaning of Christmas is contemplating how long it will take for you to lose all the friends you have now, and how long it will take to get new ones.
*Happy Festivus!*
Father Winter here wishing everyone a Merry Happy!
Jack Frost is the true hero
Kitty Catrina HOW MANY TIMES MUST YOU COMMENT?!?!
Stop fuckin commenting
I commented 4 times.... ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ
wow tag your rise of the guardians spoilers next time
Comment
This video made me cry you guys are really amazing
isn’t that the day when notch made minecraft
I can't get the line "families coming in all shapes and sizes" out of my mind now
*IT'S ABOUT LITTLE BABY JESUS*
They're acting is truly amazing.
it’s about little baby jesus in the manger with his momma and sheep and gold and frankincense and myrrh and wise men and joseph too and little baby jesus in the manger with his momma and sheep and gold and frankincense and myrrh and wise men and joseph too and little baby jesus in the manger with his momma and sheep and gold and frankincense and myrrh and wise men and joseph too and little baby jesus in the manger with his momma and sheep and gold and frankincense and myrrh and wise men and joseph too and little baby jesus in the manger with his momma and sheep and gold and frankincense and myrrh and wise men too
Moon Truthers Unite!
Yes boiii
magda hoskins damn it! I wanted to say that
Yas another Christian!
magda hoskins yes
A friend of mine recently pointed out that in a sense, these days the meaning of Christmas is the search for the meaning of Christmas, what with every modern Christmas themed TV show or movie sooner or later being about the search for the meaning of Christmas
Was wondering if you could bring back Troopers
props to the pianist who played the song up an octave to compensate for the low-register voices
Christmas = Christ Mass = the celebration of the birth of Christ
jana marie then why is it in late December lmao
jana marie He wasn't even born on 25Dec.....
And it has nothing to do with Mass, mas means birth
Love this one.
Jesus Christ it’s Jesus Christ!!!
No it's Jason Bourne!
Waver 72 he wasn't even born on 25Dec....
Jason Bourne it’s Jesus Christ!!
I read that in like a Scooby-Doo esque group voice. You just made my evening.
Yea and flags weren’t invented on flag day. The point is still to celebrate it just because he wasn’t born then (which is common knowledge among Christians at least), doesn’t mean we throw the whole holiday out and give up
Merry Christmas CollegeHumor
Love me please. Fine then don’t
No
_(:3」z)_
NO!
No
Y'all so rude
I am not atheist, I am not a satanist, I am not a Buddhist or a Jew, I am not even a Christian or agnostic. I'm lost.........
until I found CollegeHumor.
christmas is a corporate invention
Ugh, SHUT UP, ALLIE!
Ugh, SHUT UP, KERMIT!
happypotato42 NO YOU SHUT UP *BILLY*
Munjee Syedd ♥♥♥CORRECT! IT IS PAGAN YULE FOR SATURNALIA.♥♥♥
Jack?
Can't believe it's already been a year since their CHome Alone videos. Time sure flies huh...
The true meaning of Christmas is whisky stones.
'Cookies? Just... *vaguely cookies* are your Christmas favorite?'
The true meaning of Christmas is the fact there is no meaning.
Triforce Trash Right on the money💰
Alpha Morty Christmas is about flying home to see family💰, buying gifts💰, decorating💰, and promoting blind belief by telling kids a fat man goes down thier chimney to give them presents🎁.
Alpha Morty I have been foiled again!
I like how they've been hinting this the whole series
SO THAT'S WHAT THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS WAS!
nonexistentpotato Bro, Christmas is celebrated to remember the birth of of Jesus Christ, who Christians believe is the Son of God.
The name 'Christmas' comes from the Mass of Christ (or Jesus). A Mass service (which is sometimes called Communion or Eucharist) is where Christians remember that Jesus died for us and then came back to life. The 'Christ-Mass' service was the only one that was allowed to take place after sunset (and before sunrise the next day), so people had it at Midnight! So we get the name Christ-Mass, shortened to Christmas.
Christmas is now celebrated by people around the world, whether they are Christians or not. It's a time when family and friends come together and remember the good things they have. People, and especially children, also like Christmas as it's a time when you give and receive presents!
The Date of Christmas
No one knows the real birthday of Jesus! No date is given in the Bible, so why do we celebrate it on the 25th December? The early Christians certainly had many arguments as to when it should be celebrated! Also, the birth of Jesus probably didn't happen in the year 1 but slightly earlier, somewhere between 2 BCE/BC and 7 BCE/BC, possibly in 4 BCE/BC (there isn't a 0 - the years go from 1 BC/BCE to 1!).
I didn't ask? Also, my comment was sarcastic? And I don't celebrate Christmas so let's not assume that everyone irrespective of their religion celebrates this cause a lot of people don't.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
EVERYBODY !!!!!
the true meaning of Christmas is, WHISKY STONES!
The true meaning of Christmas is getting absolutely trashed and running wild. Dates back to the very origins of the holiday.
So does the word *_cOrPoRaTiOn_*
The true meaning of christmas is enjoy all the food and supplies gathered in the summer that you saved for the winter
Never clicked faster
To quote Michael Scott "Christmas is about the workplace"
Why is this Jesus so hot?
My Christmas wish is that Grant gets a new outro.
Lets play i spy
Im first
I spy with my little eyes, no f**kin zach
The true meaning of Christmas is awesome CH videos like this.
*J E S U S*
Christmas has many meanings for every person. That's why it's a cool celebration.
Tf is "cristmas". I think you mean blyatmas
And jackfrost? I think you mean blinfrost
Russian Slav its the time when whole family gathers around babushka's samovar
And we exchange the biggest jar of mayonez we can find
the true meaning of christmas is to get "Santa" to give you presents that make you wonder: am I wasting my parents money?
Jesus is hot
The true meaning of Christmas is making a mess that you'll regret in the evening. Tinsel, Wrapping, Lights, and Dead Spruce Needles.
*_IT'S ABOUT LITTLE BABY JESUS IN THE MANGER WITH HIS MAMA_*
*_AND SHEEP AND GOLD AND FRANKINCENSE_*
*_AND MYRRH AND WISEMEN_*
*_JOSEPH TOO AND_*
*_LITTLE BABY JESUS IN THE MANGER WITH HIS M-_*
THE DESCRIPTION HAS ME DYING
Yall got jesus wrong He was black and alanis morissette is god.
jesus was an a-rab
Nah. He's Asian.
Dogma reference I get it!
he actualy never existed.
Feedus4 Jesus is just as real as the flying spaghetti monster and Michael Jackson.
That bartender sure cleans those glasses
Lol as usual
Christmas is about doing absolutely nothing and then going to work and lying about how much fun I had.
First
Emily B first comment cool!!
Ibraheem Al-Obaidi So do you main mute or what
Good job you were actually first
You were second
Christmas is about (as well as every other major holiday in late december) is about celebrating the solstice and (by extension) celebrating that the days are getting longer and blah blah. These holidays were developed in colder cultures far before written history to give people an excuse to essentially party during the worst time of the year. That may seem like a generalization but it’s completely true, we love parties today, imagine how much people loved parties when it was literally the only thing fun they ever did all year. Christmas in particular was adopted as a holiday by the ancient romans to replace the secular holiday of saturnalia. Now im sure a case can be made for “the meaning” of each distinct holiday but down to the roots, each holiday stems from nothing more than a desire to party when its shitty outside. Sincerely, a history major
AS PROGRESSIVE AS CH VIDS HAVE BEEN LATELY WHY TF DID THEY HAVE A WHITE JESUS
Alpha Morty because that’s how he’s been portrayed in the media forever even though he wasn’t white
I can’t tell if you’re being serious
Alpha Morty trust me when I say not white is the last thing I mean about progressive , but the fact that white ppl had such a problem with jesus being of darker skin, so much that they decided to change it to make it more acceptable to worship him is fucked, santa can be white of course cause he’s a fucking made up character but jesus was real and he wasn’t fucking white especially since the most racist ppl like the KKK worship white jesus
zadegets faded Different cultures paint Jesus as being like them. Asian countries portray Jesus being Asian. African countries have him being black. It only makes sense that white countries have him being Caucasian.
Ha! "Hey Grant, Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas Jesus." Thank you College Humor. Take that all you "Happy Holidays" people. Yeah, I mean YOOUUU people.
First
Not really though
Merry Christmas !!!
second
MAUSHEIMERJOSH Nope
Third
The true meaning of Christmas is arguing over what the true meaning of Christmas is.