thanx i didnt have to rewatch video just bcoz i couldnt pause it at right time to read it (PS. I was watching on shorts so timestamp dont work lile dat.)
@@miriellemel7810 ok but sushi is a japanese cultural staple. it was inspired by chinese narezushi but that's clearly not whats shown in the video lol.
Well unironically I be like that because here it's common to have places that sell snacks and pastries but have no chairs or tables for you to sit down and eat
hi did you know we are sinners and do bad things alot? God hates our bad things but loves us!, he needed blood to be able to forgive us and first it was animals and later after that HE SENT HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON TO BE THE SACRIFICE FOR THE SINS OF THE WORLD, if we believe JESUS IS LORD and say it and THAT GOD HAS RAISED JESUS FROM THE DEATH you will be saved!!
My landlord suddenly decided to renovate my house, and when i asked him where i would sleep, he invited me to his driveway, but i like the outdoors, so that sounds like a star
hi did you know we are sinners and do bad things alot? God hates our bad things but loves us!, he needed blood to be able to forgive us and first it was animals and later after that HE SENT HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON TO BE THE SACRIFICE FOR THE SINS OF THE WORLD, if we believe JESUS IS LORD and say it and THAT GOD HAS RAISED JESUS FROM THE DEATH you will be saved!!
hi did you know we are sinners and do bad things alot? God hates our bad things but loves us!, he needed blood to be able to forgive us and first it was animals and later after that HE SENT HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON TO BE THE SACRIFICE FOR THE SINS OF THE WORLD, if we believe JESUS IS LORD and say it and THAT GOD HAS RAISED JESUS FROM THE DEATH you will be saved!!
I like how he flashes the review for a split second at the end because he knows people can’t fast forward and will have to rewatch the video if they want to see it and give him more engagement 🙃
Broooo I know that place!!! 😭 I used to love going there as a kid, the quality has definitely dropped over a long time running but the hot and sour soup is the only saving grace still remaining 😎
Dude you are an inspiration! I love your redemptive content mindset. You have opened my eyes to the possibilities of creating content as a selfless gift. Your content is restorative, I feel like it has restored me on a higher level. I can’t wait to find ways to make content with this new outlook. I have already started looking for some charities/fundraisers to support. Thank you Also, huge shout out to Preston and Zach!
*For all the people that can't pause fast enough, the review said:* Today I'm going to the lowest rated restaurant in my city and leaving a positive review. The only rule is that I can't lie. judging by the 1 star reviews and the police helicopter circling the restaurant, this is gonna be my hardest challenge yet. At first glance, this place looks awesome. I walked and got seated by fastest woman I've ever seen I mean she's flying This place looks cute. However the lady brought me a tall glass of Big Red. I didn't order a big red. But it is one of my favorite sodas THATS A STAR come on They have sushi, pizza-kinda, noodles, fruit, cake, but I got the most appropriate plate possible. One word. Let's get it My utensils didn't work, but I like eating with my hands, that's a star! Don't judge me. This meal reminded me of childhood and getting bullied in the cafeteria Say it with me THATS A STAR!!! I paid for my lunch and took a fortune cookie. Right when I thought 5 stars was out of the picture, I opened the cookie... (Edit: BRUH 5K LIKES?!? y’all are awesome :) (Edit 2: 10K?!?!?!? THANKS GUYS!!)
God loves us I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star. Revelation 22:16 ✝🌅 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: 1 Corinthians 15:3-4 ✝🌅 To him give all the prophets witness, that through his name whosoever believeth in him shall receive remission of sins. Acts 10:43 ✝🌅
Ryan: *censors city name* Me: *remembering having met him at a boba place and observing the familiar exit signs hes driving past* “hmmm i wonder where he is”
@@MrPotato031 Hah? how do you know he was a prophet? God can do whatever he wants so if he wants to be human then it happens that he becomes human and lives among us. Your little brain won't be able to understand God's way of thinking so stop trying to change the fact that God really exists
In the small town I grew up in, there used to be a small Chinese restaurant that my family loved eating at. The owners were a really nice couple and they sadly ended up closing the place down and moving away. But, before they did that, they delivered food to my family one night as thanks for eating at their place.
The end "It was blank...." *FIVE STARS* that was amazing Edit: Wait does my comment really have 7.7k likes and am I going crazy if it does TYSM that has never happened to me before 😭🤯
Today I'm going to the lowest rated restaurant in my city and leaving a positive review. The only rule is that I can't lie, judging by the 1 star reviews and the police helicopter circling the restaurant, this is gonna be my hardest challenge yet. At first glance, this place looks awesome. I walked and got seated by fastest woman I've ever seen mean she's flying This place looks cute. However the lady brought me a tall glass of Big Red. I didn't order a big red. But it is one of my favorite sodas THATS A STAR come on They have sushi, pizza- kinda, noodles, fruit, cake, but I got the most appropriate plate possible. One word. Let's get it. My utensils didn't work, but I like eating with my hands, that's a star! Don't judge me. This meal reminded me of childhood and getting bullied in the cafeteria Say it with me THATS A STAR!!! I paid for my lunch and took a fortune cookie. Right when I thought 5 stars was out of the picture, I opened the cookie...
Today I'm going to the lowest rated restaurant in my city and leaving a positive review. The only rule is that I can't lie, judging by the 1 star reviews and the police helicopter circling the restaurant, this is gonna be my hardest challenge yet. At first glance, this place looks awesome. I walked and got seated by fastest woman I've ever seen mean she's flying This place looks cute. However the lady brought me a tall glass of Big Red. I didn't order a big red. But it is one of my favorite sodas THATS A STAR come on They have sushi, pizza- kinda, noodles, fruit, cake, but I got the most appropriate plate possible. One word. Let's get it. My utensils didn't work, but I like eating with my hands, that's a star! Don't judge me. This meal reminded me of childhood and getting bullied in the cafeteria Say it with me THATS A STAR!!! I paid for my lunch and took a fortune cookie. Right when I thought 5 stars was out of the picture, I opened the cookie...
Bruh. As an Asian, I never eat at Asian buffets. They go cheap and if they do let you do all you can eat, they’re lying. The moment they notice you eating “too much” and finishing the plates, you become a problem to them and you have to leave… because they’re afraid of not making money. I prefer to just pay per dish at a trad restaurant
@@Lilian040210 It’s profitable buy making carbs the most abundant thing available and putting it to the front. So cheaper ingredients and easy to make normally take up space on the plate
If you're watching on a browser, you can replace "shorts/" with "watch?v=" and it'll play like a regular youtube video. I rarely have use for it, but it's nice to know.
*_For those of you who don't want to rewatch the full video to read the review:_* "Today I'm going to the lowest rated restaurant in my city and leaving a positive review. The only rule is that I can't lie. judging by the 1 star reviews and the police helicopter circling the restaurant, this is gonna be my hardest challenge yet. At first glance, this place looks awesome. I walked and got seated by fastest woman I've ever seen I mean she's flying This place looks cute. However the lady brought me a tall glass of Big Red. I didn't order a big red. But it is one of my favorite sodas THATS A STAR come on They have sushi, pizza-kinda, noodles, fruit, cake, but I got the most appropriate plate possible. One word. Let's get it. My utensils didn't work, but I like eating with my hands, that's a star! Don't judge me. This meal reminded me of childhood and getting bullied in the cafeteria Say it with me THATS A STAR!!! I paid for my lunch and took a fortune cookie. Right when I thought 5 stars was out of the picture, I opened the cookie..."
"The costumer service was horrible, the food tasted really bad; the utensils weren't even usable, my PTSD got activated from this restaurant." "5 stars"
*breathes air*
"That's a star"
Andrew tate approves to that
@@2lazy2comeupwithaname35 😂
@@2lazy2comeupwithaname35 LOL
@@2lazy2comeupwithaname35 aiyoo top G do like ones who breath air.
Did you ever know that you're my hero
Ryan is the type of person that would go to the world's fanciest restaurant and order Chicken Nugget And Chips
So true!
He is
Are you British?
@@yusifhasan5279 Chips*
@@Mikey.06 Bri'ish
I love how his review was his ENTIRE DIALOGUE
monologue* dialogue is between two people
@@Krusher388 damm u didnt have to do him or her like that tho
@@Krusher388 Thanks for remind me 😋
@@wacomper it isnt dat deep bruv
I'm your 1000th like yay
I love how the script was literally the review
Yea, I Only Stop The Video To Read It LOL
Me too lol
Dude's a genius hahaha
@@HaiTharImDavid Ty lmao
@@ChildhoodObesity 💀
i like how he just added the video script as his review 🤣
400th like
thanx i didnt have to rewatch video just bcoz i couldnt pause it at right time to read it
(PS. I was watching on shorts so timestamp dont work lile dat.)
@@30pranaypawar17 LMAO SAME
@@30pranaypawar17 just comment a timecode and click on it (here's 5 secs before review) 0:45
@@awuramao.2540 thats a nice trick. 👍
"I didn't die of food poisoning, so 5 stars!"
@@reportagebykonstantinos8030 bro?? 110 comments and no comments? are u high?
@@nathanevodi4105yeah what’s going on with this guy?! Do we need to teach him a lesson?!?!?
@@reportagebykonstantinos8030 bro u high on oxygen or something
We don’t know that…
@@michaelmyersonrr9926 I THINK HE WONT UNDERSTAND UNLESS WE DO !!!
i love how he calls his shorts videos the simplest things like "lunch" and "squirrel"
Yeah bro🤣🤣🤣
squirrel where
@@cludiix he made a table for a squirrel
@@Taxable_sponty Yeah
I hope no one could ruin this 699 like-
The cookie really said, "you determine your own destiny."
underrated comment
@@AadyotKarnaok indian
Beginning: “Chinese restaurant”
*serves western and Japanese food*
Gotta be inclusive 😂
A lot of Japanese food is based on Chinese food
@@miriellemel7810 ok but sushi is a japanese cultural staple. it was inspired by chinese narezushi but that's clearly not whats shown in the video lol.
Its a buffet really, it just wants to have variety
A lot of Chinese buffets serve sushi and western food. Neither are usually very good though lol
Bro that restaurant looks like where a horror game would be based
Its in atx
@@Poobastank908 used to b fye asl but joy east fell off sadly
i’m actually working on a horror game with a similar setting
5 nights at Feng's.
Nice pfp
Ryan: This meal reminded me of childhood and being bullied in a cafeteria
Also Ryan: that's a star
Ikr lmfao
Its nostalgia ✨
Yes i also saw this video 👌👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ooooooh subtitles XD
really??? I had no idea
He is the type of guy who can make a video about watching paint dry and it will still be fun to watch 😊😊😊
The goddamn blank fortune cookie 💀💀💀
Like what the hell was that 😂
It means he has no future /j
Ah, no luck
Exodus 20:7
There is no future
Bro's future was so bright, the fortune cookie wasn't able to show it
The cookie is showing how bright it is
It’s so bright you can’t see the text
Lmao 🤣😂
Underrated XD
Lmao
When the nicest dude you know recommends a restaurant
Ikr
1.1k likes and 2 comments? Lemme fix that
1.3k likes and 3 replies? Let me fix that
@@mootenic 1.4 likes and 4 comments?? Ima fix that
1.5k likes and just 5 replys let me fix that
I love how his review is just the script of the video
Ryan: I like sitting down and this place has a chair for me 5 starsss! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🤩
BAHAHAHHA LOLLL
I've been to some places that have overly tall tables (I'm talking like 1.1 meters tall) that have no seats lol
Well unironically I be like that because here it's common to have places that sell snacks and pastries but have no chairs or tables for you to sit down and eat
@@tammydarat3148 it's not that funny I know you were sitting like this😐 when you wrote that
hi did you know we are sinners and do bad things alot? God hates our bad things but loves us!, he needed blood to be able to forgive us and first it was animals and later after that HE SENT HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON TO BE THE SACRIFICE FOR THE SINS OF THE WORLD, if we believe JESUS IS LORD and say it and THAT GOD HAS RAISED JESUS FROM THE DEATH you will be saved!!
My landlord suddenly decided to renovate my house, and when i asked him where i would sleep, he invited me to his driveway, but i like the outdoors, so that sounds like a star
LOL
Dead.
LMFAO
😹
PLS 😭
I feel so bad he didn't even get a fortune 💀
@@Sussno_o no it means *you* have to build your own future
@@kamikzee thank you
@@Sussno_o wtf
LMAO
I laughed.
“This meal reminded me of childhood and getting bullied in the cafeteria. THATS A STAR.” Followed by uncomfortable wimper laughing 🤣 honestly mood
Ryan is the kind of guy who refuses to be passive aggressive no matter if the food was served on 1 ply toilet paper
@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j ok 👍👌
Passive aggression is stupid
Ryan didn’t even order a fun drink, but got one now that’s five stars
Edit: 10k likes 👀
I like “fun” drinks.
waltuh
It was probably five dollars
@@anxiety.infected.almond why?
hi did you know we are sinners and do bad things alot? God hates our bad things but loves us!, he needed blood to be able to forgive us and first it was animals and later after that HE SENT HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON TO BE THE SACRIFICE FOR THE SINS OF THE WORLD, if we believe JESUS IS LORD and say it and THAT GOD HAS RAISED JESUS FROM THE DEATH you will be saved!!
You've just taught me a layer of positivity. 6 stars
hi did you know we are sinners and do bad things alot? God hates our bad things but loves us!, he needed blood to be able to forgive us and first it was animals and later after that HE SENT HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON TO BE THE SACRIFICE FOR THE SINS OF THE WORLD, if we believe JESUS IS LORD and say it and THAT GOD HAS RAISED JESUS FROM THE DEATH you will be saved!!
@@cakolienpost8714 🤓
Man is the funniest person 😂
That lady came so fast. She was just happy that anyone came to eat at her place.
@@Yih_yun. whats her number ;)
Came so fast ;)
While she was at work, with a customer?
Man i would give that place 5 stars
ayo? 👀
I love ladies that come so fast
I like how he flashes the review for a split second at the end because he knows people can’t fast forward and will have to rewatch the video if they want to see it and give him more engagement 🙃
Fuck youtube shorts
@Voyager I DID TOO
@Asdfgh Asdfgh you don’t have to like it, you can go to your history and see it as well
The review is just everything he said
i just hold it down and press cut this video then skip it to the end
Broooo I know that place!!! 😭 I used to love going there as a kid, the quality has definitely dropped over a long time running but the hot and sour soup is the only saving grace still remaining 😎
Is there any in the PH?
Dafuq "hot and sour soup"
@@ricardoavacado3901 its a dish. The name is literally hot and sour soup
Isn’t that place bye Huston or sanantonio I forgot 😂
@@Kaii0916 ya but it sounds weird
Dude you are an inspiration! I love your redemptive content mindset.
You have opened my eyes to the possibilities of creating content as a selfless gift. Your content is restorative, I feel like it has restored me on a higher level. I can’t wait to find ways to make content with this new outlook.
I have already started looking for some charities/fundraisers to support.
Thank you
Also, huge shout out to Preston and Zach!
Boyy shut up
@@leoTucanwhat’s wrong with you
@leoTucan what's the matter with you
Ryan: I almost died from food poisoning
That’s a star⭐️
"Dear diary, today another RUclipsr visited us so we couldn't poison his food, once he's gone, we'll continue with our mission."
✋🏾😭
lol
💀
I don't get it
😂😂😂😂😂
“Eating with my hands, don’t judge me “
Welcome home, son
Bit wierd
He's eating with his left hand i think
@@retiredmushroom bro awakened 1.4 billion people 💀💀💀💀
who tf eat chicken nuggets with Utesils?
@@jaysonvancouofficial6100 right I was thinking the same thing. I did witness someone eating fries with a fork yesterday though lol
This was my favorite short! I’m glad you have made a full video like it
lmao i love how his review is his entire monologue
200 likes and 10 comments lemme change that
156 likes and 2 comments. Let me fix that
i love how the review he wrote was what he was saying 😂
That’s funny.
*For all the people that can't pause fast enough, the review said:*
Today I'm going to the lowest rated restaurant in my city and leaving a positive review. The only rule is that I can't lie. judging by the 1 star reviews and the police helicopter circling the restaurant, this is gonna be my hardest challenge yet.
At first glance, this place looks awesome. I walked and got seated by fastest woman I've ever seen I mean she's flying
This place looks cute. However the lady brought me a tall glass of Big Red. I didn't order a big red. But it is one of my favorite sodas THATS A STAR come on
They have sushi, pizza-kinda, noodles, fruit, cake, but I got the most appropriate plate possible. One word. Let's get it
My utensils didn't work, but I like eating with my hands, that's a star! Don't judge me.
This meal reminded me of childhood and getting bullied in the cafeteria
Say it with me THATS A STAR!!!
I paid for my lunch and took a fortune cookie. Right when I thought 5 stars was out of the picture, I opened the cookie...
(Edit: BRUH 5K LIKES?!? y’all are awesome :)
(Edit 2: 10K?!?!?!? THANKS GUYS!!)
gigachad gigacha gigachadgiga giga chad chad
thank you
It’s just the video script lol
Ty
Not all hero’s wear capes
Bro wrote his entire script in the review
I just love how he names it "lunch" without any emotion.
The video that Spawned all the Ryan Trahan clones
@No what
@No.
clones ^
“The fortune cookie is blank” We will never know what will happen to Ryan…
In truth, all of our fortune cookies are blank.
@@NOWABO yeah
He died 😢
😅 my brain took a hard left and thought "oh cool! Blank fortune! How lucky! Now he can take out a pen and write a wish and it will come true" 😂
Uh oh maybe that means bro doesn't have a future...
You are such a positive person, thanks for your uplifting energy ❤
I love how if someone read his review they would be so confused 😊
Its his script lol
God loves us
I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star. Revelation 22:16 ✝🌅
For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: 1 Corinthians 15:3-4 ✝🌅
To him give all the prophets witness, that through his name whosoever believeth in him shall receive remission of sins. Acts 10:43 ✝🌅
That restaurant was missing that McDonald’s coffee we should’ve known 😆
what a tragedy 😔
The McDonald's is actually across from this restaurant 😄😂😄🤣🤣
ishmael1234 sub
your McDonald's coffee is actually really good I drink it every morning
I love how the caption just says”lunch”
that's the title
@@zekeggy I guess people think that RUclips Shorts is the new TikTok.
"i asked for bread but they gave me a stone"
"but i like stones"
"𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿"
I love how he put the whole video transcript as the review so the review started out like a youtube video.
And it doesn’t even say he ate chicken nuggets
The fact that the Title is called "Lunch," That just got Me laughing😂,
@D Becuase it's funny
@@InfamousAMH simple context
because l u n c h
if that was my school cafeteria i can't be more grateful
@@TSGuard yes
Don't you ever bring food from home?
@@sybrandwoudstra9236some people don't have lots of food like you sweetheart 😊❤❤
@@Iwillattackyouforno_reason im some schools they dont Let you bring Lunch from home
I love that his review is literally the script for this video
His review was his entire dialogue of the video
It was more like a monologue
This video is the epitome of happiness - I challenge anyone to watch it and not smile.
challenge accepted😠
i won😤
You wanna share some of that dopamine then? I’m being serious please
It is
@No ashamed of what??
My man looked past everything and said "personalitys all that matters... which you have none of 5 STARS!"
Ryan is a good guy that makes overrated restaurants happy
Ryan’s video shorts are the only shorts I bother with. They always have a conclusion and are wholesome! Thanks Ryan!
Ryan: *censors city name*
Me: *remembering having met him at a boba place and observing the familiar exit signs hes driving past* “hmmm i wonder where he is”
i know what city he is in just by the resturant itself went once and spend like $40 with an ex just to eat and there was barely any food there
@@amayacorpus5242 where is it. I just want to see the review
I know exactly where this is
ATX?
The telegram guy is a scam don't give him ur info
ryan: this will be my hardest challenge yet
me: did he forget he lived off a penny of 30 days going across the country
this man is just not picky, we need more like Ryan :)
That wasn't a blank piece of paper, it was an actual picture of John Cena himself!
LOL
YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
Ngl I wasn’t expecting the blank fortune. That made be legitimately laugh hard
Ryan: I survived 30 days with only a penny
Also Ryan: This is gonna the hardest challenge yet😂😂
bro ur not funny by laughing at ur own joke 💀 🙏
@@5ini573r idc😐
@@5ini573r like u don’t see anyone else laughing at their own joke💀
“Pizza……..kinda”😂😂😂
The waiter could read minds, so she knew you would like a Big Red.
That bullied in cafeteria part reminded how i always fuel my creativity through anxiety
bro wrote a whole essay
@Quesadillao yes i will follow him...but he's not a god
@@FiSA01 facts he is a prophet
or actually wasn’t a review lmao. It was the script 💀💀💀
@@stxched7998 it was 😂
@@MrPotato031 Hah? how do you know he was a prophet? God can do whatever he wants so if he wants to be human then it happens that he becomes human and lives among us. Your little brain won't be able to understand God's way of thinking so stop trying to change the fact that God really exists
"I mean shes flying" 😭😭
In the small town I grew up in, there used to be a small Chinese restaurant that my family loved eating at. The owners were a really nice couple and they sadly ended up closing the place down and moving away. But, before they did that, they delivered food to my family one night as thanks for eating at their place.
yeah thats handsome but i cant find the person that asked 💀
@@ELPEPEETESECHLOL I asked
@@7cmhg840 my condolences 🗿
@@ELPEPEETESECHLOL I’m hard😊
@@FreakBobKingVonDiddy Yo What?
The end "It was blank...." *FIVE STARS* that was amazing
Edit: Wait does my comment really have 7.7k likes and am I going crazy if it does TYSM that has never happened to me before 😭🤯
it wasnt
bros videos💀💀💀
Yes, this part made me laugh out loud and I rarely do watching YT.
E
your done your done
Dawg wth in my opinion this place gives me nostalgia I love it!!
I like it when he names his shorts something like: chip, macdonald, pizza and taxes
Ryan is the type of person to go to Gordon Ramsay's Restaurant and ask for chicken nuggets
Please don't bring the "Sam is the type of guy..." Shit everywhere
@@Kdi04 it already everywhere wdym.
@@TopHat_8 ik but it's so annoying
BRUH, ITS SPREADING
@@roberthall8503 wdym spreading, the "is the type of person" is already been everywhere.
Walking into that place looks like another level of the back rooms.
It feels illegal being this early to a Ryan Trahan video
ikr
Frr
yea
Stfu also take this ratio goofy ah bot
Ok?
Ryan can make anything entertaining and awkward but make it funny
I like how you look for the positive things in life.
bro just sent them a review of the whole video script lmao
Ryan isn’t socially awkward he’s awkwardly social
You are so wholesome Ryan , I want to be like you !
That restaurant looks amazing
Is this a joke comment or…
@@MayW15663 in some place, this kind of restaurant is considered to be high class
@@MayW15663why not ? i legit never been to a restaurant that was as impressive
@@dessindenfer1253really? what kind of restaurants do you go to? i mean it doesnt look bad but isnt the most appetizing looking place to me
Today I'm going to the lowest rated restaurant in my city and leaving a positive review. The only rule is that I can't lie, judging by the 1 star reviews and the police helicopter circling the restaurant, this is gonna be my hardest challenge yet.
At first glance, this place looks awesome. I walked and got seated by fastest woman I've ever seen mean she's flying
This place looks cute. However the lady brought me a tall glass of Big Red. I didn't order a big red. But it is one of my favorite sodas THATS A STAR come on
They have sushi, pizza- kinda, noodles, fruit, cake, but I got the most appropriate plate possible. One word. Let's get it.
My utensils didn't work, but I like eating with my hands, that's a star! Don't judge me.
This meal reminded me of childhood and getting bullied in the cafeteria
Say it with me THATS A STAR!!!
I paid for my lunch and took a fortune cookie. Right when I thought 5 stars was out of the picture, I opened the cookie...
thx bro
@@notseenontv4819 np 💋
Today I'm going to the lowest rated restaurant in my city and leaving a positive review. The only rule is that I can't lie, judging by the 1 star reviews and the police helicopter circling the restaurant, this is gonna be my hardest challenge yet.
At first glance, this place looks awesome. I walked and got seated by fastest woman I've ever seen mean she's flying
This place looks cute. However the lady brought me a tall glass of Big Red. I didn't order a big red. But it is one of my favorite sodas THATS A STAR come on
They have sushi, pizza- kinda, noodles, fruit, cake, but I got the most appropriate plate possible. One word. Let's get it.
My utensils didn't work, but I like eating with my hands, that's a star! Don't judge me.
This meal reminded me of childhood and getting bullied in the cafeteria
Say it with me THATS A STAR!!!
I paid for my lunch and took a fortune cookie. Right when I thought 5 stars was out of the picture, I opened the cookie...
Lol, he’s still a child
@@babyist7645 lolol
The fact the review was the entire video word for word had me SOBBING ☠️☠️☠️
when the nicest dude you know recommends a restaurant
Bros try a get likes
word for word bar for bar
For improvement?
Seeing Ryan go to a restaurant where I ate at and that place being around where I grew up is just crazy.
Joy east lol
When I was a kid me and my family would go there often. That place would always be pack and the food used to be good
HA! I stopped this video because I drive past that place almost everyday
Whats it called, I might try it
I used to live like 5 minutes away, it was kinda surreal
If there was a restaurant called school lunch this would be it
Thanks for the likes
thats crazy bro...
but did i ask?
@@underworlds2794 “heh this is going to be funny to post *sniffs* 🤓☝️”
why is this only 1 star this restaraunt looks SO NICE
I know this looks better than my local
Right!!?? i really wanna find out where it is so i can go😭😭
I love how simple the names are for your vids!
I love how Ryan comes out super proud with his chicken nuggets
You're my hero, seriously. I loved the way you saw the silver lining on everything and that's refreshing. Thanks dude, you rule
Bruh. As an Asian, I never eat at Asian buffets. They go cheap and if they do let you do all you can eat, they’re lying. The moment they notice you eating “too much” and finishing the plates, you become a problem to them and you have to leave… because they’re afraid of not making money. I prefer to just pay per dish at a trad restaurant
Considering the amount of food USericans eat I doubt that business model would ever be profitable there lol
That was an Asian buffet?
I know one chinese buffet which is just perfect. You can take as much as you want from anything. Ate like a kilo of roasted duck, no one gave a damn
@@pfw4568 Yooo where is this?!
@@Lilian040210 It’s profitable buy making carbs the most abundant thing available and putting it to the front. So cheaper ingredients and easy to make normally take up space on the plate
“WAIT WAIT WAIT THESE ARE BLANKS WITHOUT FORTUNE THE EFFECT IS UNPREDICTABLE” -A guy from Rick And Morty
I remember going to buffet when I was younger all the time 😭
I know you flashed the review super fast at the end just so i would have to watch your short again to read it
6 th time cuz I keep reading the comments
It's just the video script
If you're watching on a browser, you can replace "shorts/" with "watch?v=" and it'll play like a regular youtube video. I rarely have use for it, but it's nice to know.
Same
i love how on his review he just wrote exactly what he said in the video word for word
RYAN... WHERE R UR VEGGIES?!
-dr mike
*_For those of you who don't want to rewatch the full video to read the review:_*
"Today I'm going to the lowest rated restaurant in my city and leaving a positive review. The only rule is that I can't lie. judging by the 1 star reviews and the police helicopter circling the restaurant, this is gonna be my hardest challenge yet.
At first glance, this place looks awesome. I walked and got seated by fastest woman I've ever seen I mean she's flying
This place looks cute. However the lady brought me a tall glass of Big Red. I didn't order a big red. But it is one of my favorite sodas THATS A STAR come on
They have sushi, pizza-kinda, noodles, fruit, cake, but I got the most appropriate plate possible. One word. Let's get it.
My utensils didn't work, but I like eating with my hands, that's a star! Don't judge me.
This meal reminded me of childhood and getting bullied in the cafeteria
Say it with me THATS A STAR!!!
I paid for my lunch and took a fortune cookie. Right when I thought 5 stars was out of the picture, I opened the cookie..."
Tysm !❤
omg thank you so much. I was rewatching this for the 5th time trying to get the timing right lmao.
God bless you kind stranger
Just rewind it-
@@SamAlt420 u cant do that in the shorts feed
The reason why the fortune cookie was a star is because it really meant that his future was going to be as bright as the sun shining on the paper
Damn riverside?!?! you got a lot of balls dude
Huh?
bro it ain't that bad 💀
I live right Infront of that building, constantly having shit go down in their parking lot
*sees title - "lunch"*
*Ryan Trahan in the auto-generated thumbnail*
*clicks on the short*
The way he shook his legs after drinking the big red reminded me of a golden retriever shaking its tail when excited thats so adorable lol.
It was all the sugar dumping into his body- LOL!
it's nice how ryan still appreciated the food even though he got the wrong drink!
He asked for it off-screen
"The costumer service was horrible, the food tasted really bad; the utensils weren't even usable, my PTSD got activated from this restaurant."
"5 stars"
I like how he written down a review as a script for the video lmao