When you think about it, a well-known member of the simian family with irregular-colored fur and an iconic half-lid expression just fits the NFT lifestyle.
The emotion I felt in that very moment upon reading that are neither disappoint or amusement, but pure "God fucking dammit, there's the damn door." energy
The worst part is, the Bliss background is absolutely still copyrighted. Either Microsoft or Charles O'Rear could sue the *shit* out of the bonzis over this use of the photograph.
@@PingerSurprise I honestly feel like they might've just edited the clouds in the original photo and turned up the brightness, but if ya say so. I mean I had this thing as my phone background for years but I am also very tired.
I wonder if Charles O'Rear was consulted at all about this, since he took that photo and sold a limited license to Microsoft. There's no chance the Bonzis somehow have the commercial rights to Bliss, that's for damn sure.
That wallpaper is copyrighted isn't it? At least the actual picture is, so they can't use it to Mint nfts that use it as background can they? It's not like nfts are such a grey market.
I'm imagining some posh old-money billionaires in a seaside auction house furiously outbidding each other as the price of the Bonzi Buddy Surfboard JPEG reaches into the 7 digits
Seven digits? I mean, sure. Prices could change by several orders of magnitude, but they'll always be rounded to the nearest cent, so you really only need two digits.
@@boarpsimson8675 my brother in Christ at least you could use the weapon skin and make your gun look better in a cosmetic perspective. NTFs however, all you could do is look at them (most of the time) or sell them with currency that isn’t too reliable due to it being a cryptocurrency. Even if the NFT is a cosmetic like the one Ubisoft did for Ghost Recon, the latter still applies with the currency itself. Don’t even get me started with the market regulation though, that’s a shitfest in itself.
Everyone keeps spending millions on a jpeg, but why can't you make a NFT of a soundclip? I'm not saying you should, but you can. The NFT layout technically lets you do that.
It gets even worse when you realize somewhere out there, there is a cryptobro who's like "Nah man, it's all legit. I made $50000 off Squirtcoin and Pepebucks, so I bought that one Bonzi NFT as an investment"
This is about as surprising as LimeWire being resurrected as an NFT Marketplace (not at all). I find this to be very on brand for Bonzi Buddy given the program's and the Bonzi Brother's history (though this is assuming that OpenSea account is actually run by Joe and Jay Bonzi which I am skeptical of).
@@LiveLM Not only that, they were crypt-ified by the freaking Lamborghini money guru guy with the RUclips ads. You know the one. The “Here in my garage” guy.
@@adamdenardis5438 Protegent won't judge. He will protect your JPEG's like he protects the rest of your data. Data recovery is his motto. His name? Otto.
Joel's voice when he discovers it has that same vibe as Taylor yelling "You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" At the end of Planet of the Apes
Can't wait for Smiley Central and Cursor Mania to release their NFTs so that now we can actually by the Burning Super Death Sword Cursor and the Smiley being injected with more smileys.
A being the person who sent the link, I didnt expect for him to see it. It was incredible how it happened to have been seen during an art stream. I will never recover from this.
This is like in comic books where a villian becomes a good guy for a few issues saying they reformed, but then they immediatly turn back into a villian for plot convience.
Bonzi started as a desktop "helper", and those died pretty much right after. Then it comes back from the grave as an NFT series, and the NFT market crashes immediately. Quick, someone tell Jay and Joe to make a snarky twitter account that's supposedly run by Bonzi himself and spews outdated memes, while pretending to be friends with everyone despite being a soulless corporate product
At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong And I grew strong And I learned how to get along And so you're back From outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me Go on now, go, walk out the door Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? You think I'd crumble? You think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive, hey, hey It took all the strength I had not to fall apart Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart And I spent oh-so many nights just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry But now I hold my head up high and you see me Somebody new I'm not that chained-up little person still in love with you And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free Well, now I'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's loving me Go on now, go, walk out the door Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye? You think I'd crumble? You think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive Oh Go on now, go, walk out the door Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye? You think I'd crumble? You think I'd lay down and die? Oh no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive I will survive
I can't tell if he's making a Spongebob reference or he's trying to say that this is gonna make him drink soilent but I feel like both are equally as likely.
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i love how Joel almost takes it personal
oh, it IS personal.
Gotta love a digital username in an alphabet designed to be scraped into stones.
he should
@A Toaster he's the only reason Bonzi is still relevant (and profitable)
So where's the 7 Grand Dad NFT then? Lol
Joel sounds like he found out his favorite childhood TV show host was a murderer
i mean that’s basically what it is
@@_pulstar I mean i'd really say it's a stretch to compare bonzi buddy to a beloved cartoon character
Oddly Specific?
@@ogopogoagogo y e s
He found out that his favorite super hero fucked his mother.
Hats off to them, they created the world's first Bonzi scheme.
Highly underrated comment
ba dum tss
Beat me to it
i want this comment framed
I want this comment as an NFT.
The scam Windows helper is now a scam JPEG selling scheme, it's like poetry.
Full circle.
Like the Rain in Spain
they adapted it to the modern day scam, makes sense
Evolution
It rhymes
When you think about it, a well-known member of the simian family with irregular-colored fur and an iconic half-lid expression just fits the NFT lifestyle.
I guess Bonzi never stopped scamming people. Ruined character arc
Bad ending.
static character
@@CarbonPanther not really the bad ending because there was never gonna be a good ending.
More like a natural progression, really.
hope the developers fix this in the next update
Talk about a Bonzi scheme!
god I thought the same thing, I wish I could actually be clever for once lmao
God fucking dammit.
LUL
The emotion I felt in that very moment upon reading that are neither disappoint or amusement, but pure "God fucking dammit, there's the damn door." energy
ba dum tss
The worst part is, the Bliss background is absolutely still copyrighted. Either Microsoft or Charles O'Rear could sue the *shit* out of the bonzis over this use of the photograph.
i don't think that's bliss, seems like a lookalike
@@santumChannelYes I'm not sure about that but if they really wanted to they could probably find a way to sue them.
@@santumChannelYes oh, no. That's Bliss alright. I don't even need to open a comparison photo.
@@tripletsborn It's a cheap imitation of Bliss, but don't worry the Microsoft law ninjas will find a way.
@@PingerSurprise I honestly feel like they might've just edited the clouds in the original photo and turned up the brightness, but if ya say so. I mean I had this thing as my phone background for years but I am also very tired.
I love how Joel's accent starts bleeding through when he pleads for people to not buy the bonzi nfts
His accent returned because of how distressed he is! Still can’t believe Bonzi Enemy(no longer buddy) would do this
From ruining your pc to ruining your bank account
my favorite part is that these are literally just randomly picked frames of Bonzi (all of which have already been ripped) copy-pasted on top of Bliss
seriously, nfts are *already* worthless but *anyone could make these!*
I wonder if Charles O'Rear was consulted at all about this, since he took that photo and sold a limited license to Microsoft. There's no chance the Bonzis somehow have the commercial rights to Bliss, that's for damn sure.
They'd also be violating Microsoft's copyright on the Bliss wallpaper.
The funny thing is, the hard drive that contains the model file for BonziBUDDY is long gone due to corruption lol
That wallpaper is copyrighted isn't it? At least the actual picture is, so they can't use it to Mint nfts that use it as background can they?
It's not like nfts are such a grey market.
I’ll swap your bonzi for my mighty morphin morbius mft for 5 morbillion bucks
mft (morbius film ticket)
Toss in some pie and a can of Purple Flurp and you've got yourself a deal.
@@adamdenardis5438 Purple Flurp? I haven't heard that name in years.
man this makes me morb
Morbillion iq move
I'm imagining some posh old-money billionaires in a seaside auction house furiously outbidding each other as the price of the Bonzi Buddy Surfboard JPEG reaches into the 7 digits
Lol, NFTs aren't worth anything
Seven digits? I mean, sure. Prices could change by several orders of magnitude, but they'll always be rounded to the nearest cent, so you really only need two digits.
You'd be surprised the power of memes and stupid people with loose wallets. 😂
@@kinnikuboneman my brother in christ people have been buying and selling csgo guns for over a decade with zero complaint
@@boarpsimson8675 my brother in Christ at least you could use the weapon skin and make your gun look better in a cosmetic perspective. NTFs however, all you could do is look at them (most of the time) or sell them with currency that isn’t too reliable due to it being a cryptocurrency. Even if the NFT is a cosmetic like the one Ubisoft did for Ghost Recon, the latter still applies with the currency itself. Don’t even get me started with the market regulation though, that’s a shitfest in itself.
Bonzi sacrificed himself to NFTs.. let shall pray for his sins
I think he volunteered
he went willingly
I can't believe BonziBuddy became the Non-Flushable Toilet
Ngl this one got me good
"you were right i'll always be a villain"
-Megamind 2010
Each NFT comes with its own unique malware
Underrated comment, because they can actually do this with NFTs...
Bonzi just adapted to the times.
The future is now old man
@@ghostprimer
>Upgrade
>FU¢€ GO BACK
hey youre that guy that warches RH videos
Once a scammer always a scammer.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that there is an official Bonzi Buddy plushie.
I love how not a single one has sold and there's only an offer on one of them for like 20 cents
soon they will offer the people 20 cents to right click them
I cant wait for the nft of Bonzi saying "Hello there, Expand Dong"
Everyone keeps spending millions on a jpeg, but why can't you make a NFT of a soundclip?
I'm not saying you should, but you can. The NFT layout technically lets you do that.
@@rcmero people have been doing it for years
Everyone just cares about jpegs of apes though.
if anyone gets bankrupt from these they deserve it
Same goes for literally any NFT
its just natural selection at this point
It gets even worse when you realize somewhere out there, there is a cryptobro who's like "Nah man, it's all legit. I made $50000 off Squirtcoin and Pepebucks, so I bought that one Bonzi NFT as an investment"
Free market capitalism is a mistake.
What did any of those words mean
Wtf is pepecoin?!?
@@Sov_spoiled Just making up dumb crypto names
@@CaptainZaimon whats a crypto
50,000 dollars of 'real' money
This is about as surprising as LimeWire being resurrected as an NFT Marketplace (not at all). I find this to be very on brand for Bonzi Buddy given the program's and the Bonzi Brother's history (though this is assuming that OpenSea account is actually run by Joe and Jay Bonzi which I am skeptical of).
Wait, what?
I also noticed that
That's actually pretty surprising, since the entire concept of NFT's is completely antithetical to filesharing.
The limewire one is just some cryptobro ressurecting a dead brand to peddle his ponzi scheme.
It happens a lot, happened to RadioShack too.
@@LiveLM Not only that, they were crypt-ified by the freaking Lamborghini money guru guy with the RUclips ads.
You know the one. The “Here in my garage” guy.
I'm just saying, Professor Helper would never do this.
He may try to link you to scams, but even Professor Helper thinks NFTs are a bit much.
What about Dr. Hello, Protogen, and Grand Dad?
@@adamdenardis5438 Protegent won't judge. He will protect your JPEG's like he protects the rest of your data. Data recovery is his motto. His name?
Otto.
@@jonpatchmodular I guess that means the JPEGs will be encrypted by ransomware that uses leaked NSA exploits to propagate.
@@jonpatchmodular your bitcoin.......... All gone forever
Me with my freshly bought bonzi buddy png profile picture (surfin' in the firld version) that i bought for 4 morbillion bitcoins
AAAAA An AA fan here :))
@@Crazydarkside objectionpilled
!!! But the crypto people who sold me MY bitcoin assured me that there would only ever be 21 morbmillion bitcoins mined! I- I- I've been scammed!
Fools, using your morbillions on nfts when they should've been used on funding Morbius 2: The Morbing
Joel's voice when he discovers it has that same vibe as Taylor yelling "You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" At the end of Planet of the Apes
Different kind of ape this time is all lmao
Pretty much
I was gonna make the same reference, guess that's how we see the impact of Bonzi NFT on Joel
Expand Dong, I have returned from the dead and I have invested in the block chain and am currently mining your computer to invest.
Not even Bonzi himself would want this
my favorite bit is Joel never drawing the cool S right
Surprised that wasnt in the NFT market
The parallelism between Joel’s pained irritation and the end of the Planet of the Apes is killing me.
Can't forget Spongebob's "SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!"
@@adamdenardis5438 I thought he was saying "soylent" "soylent".
You can hear Joel's descent into madness as he slowly realises "wait, there are Bonzi Buddy NFTs- wait, _THEY'RE OFFICIAL?!"_
Twilight Sparkle pfp :)
You can hear the heartbreak and pain in his voice at 0:31
I'm dying inside.
Oh hey SC!
The WHAT?! Bonzi Buddy NFTs? What the fuck?
This can't be happening. What's next, Grand Dad NFTs from the makers of 7 Grand Dad?
I will make it.
@@superknuckles9567 That was a joke bro.
@@theokkali467 ok ok
@@superknuckles9567 why did you delete it
@@superknuckles9567 Why did you delete it
The old Bonzi was a scam, but at least it wasn't an NFT scam
The old Bonzi is funny. This isn't.
"literally selling spyware is worse than muh evil pngs" the cope of the century
@Son Gokai hint: you're taking the bait.
@@boarpsimson8675 Found the cryptobro
@Son Gokai mfs invaded other peoples's privacy and this didn't even sell, the spyware is objectively worse lol
joe can’t have bonzi anymore but joel should
from Scam he was born, and to Scam he shall return
This is like your friend who gets into crack, then cleans up, but then becomes a crack dealer.
Well ill say that making an nft out of old malware is definitely more artistic than the other apes
Also he does not look bored in the slightest. Just mildly amused. 10\10
Can't wait for Smiley Central and Cursor Mania to release their NFTs so that now we can actually by the Burning Super Death Sword Cursor and the Smiley being injected with more smileys.
this is the moment joel became vargskeletor
This is like a living, breathing shitpost come to life. We really do live in the fucking Twilight Zone.
This is the best timeline.
I love How Joel Shows off his Metal Singing voice at 0:35
I mean Bonzi Buddy was a scam in the first place
Bonzi sold what little soul he had to the NFT demons
A being the person who sent the link, I didnt expect for him to see it. It was incredible how it happened to have been seen during an art stream. I will never recover from this.
joel experiences ten years of regret in real time
I sense a possible Meme House plot.
Or a new Bysven animation. 😂
a scam turned into a meme turned into a scam.
full circle
Reminder, Joel was partially responsable for this
Ponzi Buddy
Vinny had the right call to throw Bonzi Buddy off his island all those years ago.
I love how none of these sold to this day, showing the rep of Bonzi Buddy clear as day and the rep of NFTs being shit at the same time.
I’m imagining that video of the angry NFT bro but with Bonzi’s voice.
And…
I gotta admit…
IT’S PRETTY GLORIOUS
"You! But-you're supposed to be dead!?"
"You should have finished me off, Joel..."
I refuse to believe that the original creators of BonziBUDDY made this, even though that _totally_ sounds like something they would do.
3:12 "Right click to view instructions" works surprisingly well
Petition for Joel to download all of them and make each one a twitch emote
That money is better spent on charity streams.
YES!!!
@@adamdenardis5438 right-click the NFTs.
Can’t wait for my official Bonzi Buddy Fleshlight™ to arrive in the mail
It would have cost you exactly $0 to not say that, but you did it anyway.
I heard the dongs are expandable.
So this is the post-civilization future Planet of the Apes warned us about
Still the only kid that didn't learn it
Joel's anger was so hard his voice regressed 7 years
Joel sounds like the ending scene of planet of the apes
Thanks, Joel. This is your doing.
If you never found Bonzi, this never would have happened!
Now you have to live with this guilt forever. XD
fitting that a Bonzi scheme, would become a ponzi scheme.
BonziBuddy: "I have returned, Expand Dong!"
More like Ponzi am I right
bonzi scheme
Oyoyoyoyoy
ponzibuddy
Bonzi and Ponzi
Nonzi
Joel makes the sound of his soul leaving his body at 0:10
an agent of chaos, now used EXPLICITLY for evil.
From Bonzi to Ponzi
So, Bonzi Buddy, a spyware that once screwed everyone's computer now does NFTs. YES!
Made me cry
Bonzi is evolving.
once a scam, always a scam
Your plans have backfired. Bonzi has become a NFT.
[Bad End]
0:37 the “No, no, no!” had me hollering 😂
What did they do to my buddy Bonzi…
He was always a scam, but a respectable one!
Man, this timeline sure is somethin', tell you hwat
This really was just a boss rush of some of Joel's greatest moments.
Bonzi somehow devalued even further.
Now we can meme on Bonzi even more now.
This is like if someone were to make a meme about NFTs using Bonzi Buddy as a joke but it's real and cost real money. 😂
Its like adding jet fuel to a fire to put it out.
"Patrick, i don't think this paint bubble can get any bigger."
"NONSENSE!"
This is like in comic books where a villian becomes a good guy for a few issues saying they reformed, but then they immediatly turn back into a villian for plot convience.
Bonzi started as a desktop "helper", and those died pretty much right after. Then it comes back from the grave as an NFT series, and the NFT market crashes immediately.
Quick, someone tell Jay and Joe to make a snarky twitter account that's supposedly run by Bonzi himself and spews outdated memes, while pretending to be friends with everyone despite being a soulless corporate product
He has evolved to plague the modern internet!
Its a shame too cuz no one would even know about Bonzi if it wasn't for Joel
This was is on you Jobel, you make the monkey too strong now he became sentient.
after bonzi got corrupted in the meme house bonzi had never been the same
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And so you're back
From outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key
If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive
I will survive, hey, hey
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
And I spent oh-so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high and you see me
Somebody new
I'm not that chained-up little person still in love with you
And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free
Well, now I'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's loving me
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive
I will survive
Oh
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give and I'll survive
I will survive
I will survive
Finally NFTs that speak to ME!
Bonzi came back in the worst way possible
this is absolutely on brand for bonzi lmfaooo. limewire r pulling the same shit I think 💀
I'd rather spent my money on getting that super rare Bonzi plush.
I keep checking thrift stores in case I end up finding one
"It's like poetry, it rhymes"
Take a drink for every old-school meme that becomes an NFT.
Was interested in buying one until I remembered I can literally right click it and crop it into a hexagon.
I can't tell if he's making a Spongebob reference or he's trying to say that this is gonna make him drink soilent but I feel like both are equally as likely.
i think he’s referencing soylent green
Glad to know Bonzi has not changed his ways at all
You can see every single stage of grief he goes through in agonizing detail