@@cheesetender2042 "How dare you insist that I am overweight! I took a lot of time getting to the build I have right now and that is a very rude thing to say, y'know that?"
2:23 the creators of love rap present a touching duet where a girl and boy tell each other how much they love the other while third guy creepily stares into the camera
Basic summary: 0:14 You embrace anything that is thrown at you 0:26 Shrimp aren’t supposed to be above ground 0:31 Your chair won’t stop spinning 0:37 There are only two plankton that can move 0:44 You decide to appreciate nature and not kick the balls thrown toward the animals 0:49 The pin rusted and couldn’t move 0:55 You’re so hungry that your hand can’t move to get food 1:01 You decide to stay safe and look forward so you don’t crash instead of playing badminton 1:07 The person you are cheering is your enemy so you don’t want to cheer them 1:12 The air pump is clogged 1:18 You’re too scared to swing your sword so the monsters attack you with ease 1:24 That one bird has a broken leg and therefore cannot move 1:29 You decided to quit your job so you can work at a robot factory to work on your claw machine skills 1:35 You decided you wanted to quit your job so you can test your claw machine skills after the job 1:41 You get a coughing fit 1:47 Every time you tried to swing your hip hurt and you couldn’t swing 1:54 Your reaction is too slow and you bump your head and body on the seesaw 2:00 The monkeys position is set for the hand to stay where it is and so cannot high-five with the others 2:06 You decided you wanted to be nice and give free food to the fish 2:11 You decided not to swing at all 2:17 You decide to push over the rockets instead of launching them 2:23 You lost your voice and couldn’t rap 2:35 Your hand fell asleep 2:39 Your feet fell asleep 2:46 You decided to not do what your master says and you are thrashed around by the other seals 2:52 You stop playing to enjoy the music 2:58 Your hand won’t move to press the A button in time 3:01 Wubbadubbadubba isn’t true 3:07 Dough can’t jump 3:13 You decide to jog instead of jumping to exercise 3:20 You embrace any thing that is thrown at you… again
So many of these are gold Like ringside (3:01), it’s like he has social anxiety now Or the boxing one (1:12), where the background voice was hyping it up only for him to barely hit the punching bag
@@lilmao4482 he bites the peas on the next beat... a headcanon lmao i was just pointing out the fact that everything is possible within the rhythms (like, how to do expect to catch the peas in the first place? r h y t h m s)
This video inflicts so much pain that each time I stumble upon it I just close my phone and go to sleep, or continue my studying. You saved my scholarship
Imagine playing the entire game and grinding for perfects on every other point in the game and then your controller dies so this is what you have to experience
I love how most objects can actually portray sadness. The golf club and claw in Hole in One and Screwbot Factory just slowly fall down, which hits me with a wave of empathy for no reason.
Why is there just something viscerally uncomfortable about this like on some level I have this trauma related to repeatedly missing notes in like in flipper flop/shrimp shuffle etc and this activates my panic response
1:54 That poor right frog. It looks like he's getting progressively more hammered as he slams into the see-saw. Also 2:47 Is probably the funniest for me.
*Packing Pests:* "I'm not getting paid enough to touch these spiders..." *Shrimp Shuffle:* Yum, battered shrimp! *Board Meeting:* "Dude, I just wanna spin in my chair, why are you stopping it?" *Micro-Row:* Well, it looks like they're all still having fun. *Double Date:* "Those weasels seem nice. If only people stopped throwing balls at them." *Donk-Donk:* "Are you _sure_ donk-donking helps the rocket fly?" *Fork Lifter:* "Wait, why are these peas orange? I'm not eating orange peas!" *Air Rally:* "Hold on, I'm not used to driving these things one-handed yet!" *Cheer Readers:* "I know I was out sick for the past couple practices, but I can still follow along!" *Figure Fighter:* Muscle Doll isn't so impressive now that he's stopped doping. *Samurai Slice:* "BLEAH!" *Flock Step:* _"WHAT? WE"RE MIGRATING?!? SINCE WHEN??"_ *Built to Scale:* More like Built to _Fail._ *Screwbot Factory:* Factory malfunction results in unscrewed bots, unable to fit through screwbot doors. *Bossa Nova:* The worst game of caveman dodgeball I've ever seen. *Hole in One:* "You expect me to play golf with this floppy club??" *See-Saw:* Stop jumping! He's already dead! *Monkey Watch:* How long will it take the rim monkeys to notice the one on the hand is made of plastic? *Catch of the Day:* Fish-Feeding Simulator 2012 *Exhibition Match:* "Three more balls and I'm goin' to first base!" *Launch Party:* Due to budget constraints, our rockets have been replaced by plastic toys. *Love Rap:* "Sorry, I thought I signed up to be a backup dancer." *Tambourine:* _Here we observe an Osawa monkey playing tambourine. It appears to be distressed for some reason._ *Tap Troupe:* Oh no, stage fright! *Flipper-Flop:* Captain Tuck is disgusted at how the other seals bully #3. *Karate Man:* Joe's a good boy, he doesn't want to break the pots. *Rhythm Test:* didn't study, lol *Ringside:* "This _is_ my pose for the fans. Do you like it?" *Working Dough:* [On break, back in 5] *Night Walk:* Marshal's too excited to slow down and hop! *Packing Pests:* "...but they're getting paid enough to touch _me!"_
There's three types of these: The ones where you get mauled by just standing there The ones where you're just taunting the others by doing nothing The ones where someone's losing money because you're doing nothing Then there's the boxer just doing its best Also the fisher, she's just feeding fishies :)
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1:59
Monkey depression machine
new favorite comment
How to make monkeys depressed 101
This makes me depressed too
Hes just like " Come on, do SOMETHING!"
POV: You are RTGame
"wabbadabbadabba, 's that true?"
"my lawyer has advised me not to answer that question."
Ace attorney be like:
Underrated comment
@@Pbeyeler Adrian Andrews: "I refuse to testify"
"Pose for the fans!"
"I would prefer not to"
edgy boi:(fucc)
the soft *pap*s of the boxer...
he's doing his best
.
In front of a large audience
Online School in two comments
poor bb :(
1:12
Referee: "GO GO GO"
Boxer: soft *tap* tap**tap
2:40, love the blank stare, like he completely zoned out and didn't know it was his turn XD
Me in class: 2:40
Boy had his foot in the air and his other on the ground, that's not zoned out, that's stoned out.
mood
“Pose for the fans!”
*No, I don’t think I will.*
He has stage fright
YOU FORGOT TO POSE FOR THE FANS
He’s deaf
3:00 3:01 for anyone lazy like me
were you talking to me or the reporter?
Everyone gangster until wubadubaduba ain't true
How is there no reply’s on this piece of comedy gold?
Guess people were too speechless.
Makes the you go big guy sound so wrong
@@thevelma2686 "Go, away big guy"
this made me laugh for an unreasonable amount of time. that’s it, pack it up everyone. nothing will ever top that
lmao
Rhythm Heaven except I ain't got rhythm
Phinease and ferb intensifies
@@VeriCheri *starts playing the drums*
More like ain't got anything
So you’re saying that you don’t have rhythm, but look at what you’re doing right there!
@@LeafyTheFoliage With that stamp and a book, you got a real nice hook
sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare!
2:51
"i'm just a man, missing-"
yeah you are.
BAHAHHAHA
HAA
-you, please understand
Fr tho
@@Lymmle_ punchy-punchy-kapow!
1:48
I just love how he looks so excited to hit the ball then just looks so disappointed when he doesn’t hit it
And than he gets absolutely demolished by a fastball
“Damn, why this club made of paper”
and then mandrill breaks the golfer's ankle
"
1:53 hit this you filthy bastard
“That… could have been better.”
There is literally nothing you could do to make it worse
What if I pressed buttons at every possible point except when I'm supposed to?
@@Kiwibr_o You wouldn't tho.
...right?
:)
@@Kiwibr_o D:
@@Kiwibr_o Ah crap
“Wubbadubbadub is that true?”
“Frankly, I’m insulted you would even think to ask that question, and I won’t give you any answer beyond that.”
WOW! You go big guy!
@@cheesetender2042
"How dare you insist that I am overweight! I took a lot of time getting to the build I have right now and that is a very rude thing to say, y'know that?"
2:36 monke and frog
@@Loopimay POSE FOR THE FANS !
@@YMangaka no
1:06 I love how everyone is just staring at her like: *"Why are you messing this up?"*
She's blushing in shame and all 😂😂😂 that's me
I love how the girl right above her has slightly amused looking eyes
@@sayori3939 sayori!
@@CakesSakura yeah? :3
@@sayori3939 I didn’t knew you were here! Your my favorite character in DDLC!
This is the most painful experience i've had, but i can't stop watching
Yes
It would be even more painful if it was perfect trial
a
b
666 likes,oh yeah
I love how it cuts out right before the football hits the weasel
The fact you can hear them getting hit makes it better
@@wittykittywoes Omg didn't noticed lmao
They didnt want the people to see the weasel get abused so they cut it out
*This is a joke*
*Paf* ₋ₕᵢᵢᵢ
They died
2:24 i love the face of sheer *hatred* your rap partner gives you when you miss your cue. He was NOT having it
@@handuo6301 bro was fr ready to throw hands 🗣
2:23 the creators of love rap present a touching duet where a girl and boy tell each other how much they love the other while third guy creepily stares into the camera
He's just the third wheel of the relationship
He's there for emotional support
and the first guy stares angrily at the 2nd one while he's talking
Relationship goals.
I mean sitting on a running car may not be the safest place to sit I guess
THE BETRAYED LOOK FROM THE SAMURAI IS THE FUNNIEST THING-
"why did you do this to me."
Lmao
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen so far.
Pfp Sauce (Artist)? 🗿
Like i know it's supposed to like in a picture book but like the way he just falls 90 degrees 😭 😭
and the way they use that sampled scream sound effect is so funny
1:29 The absolute silence after the cylinder falls off is killing me.
1:36 its just a crane but you can feel the disappointment reeking from it
@@mystryvexyll “Dude, You had *one job* .”
Controller dies while playing: The Full Experience
oooo primagen pfp
69th like
Why did this get 69 likes what the hell
@@gammagomma4124 Isn't that a closed species?
@@justafurrywithinternet317 it’s a protogen not primagen I think
Rhythm League Notes:
"Bro wtf was that you didn't even try"
*AN EARRAPE TRY AGAIN*
3:00 he has anxiety, don't pressure him
The sweat isn't from him working out, he is just that nervous
@@lancefreeman5659 correct
He wants to go home
@@silly_lil_guy Mom come pick me up I'm scared
no wonder hes sweating
Bro this hurts
same
333 likes wow :0
Especially samurai and seesaw
@@dariosalvo8492 OMG MY FIRST 2.0K OR MORE AMOUNT OF LIKES DREAM HAVE CAME TRUE
3:13 finally, the night walk
2:40
I love this so much, the tap troupe guy is just standing there, one foot off the ground like :)
And whenever you mess up badly they make fart noises at you and it’s so funny to me
“Hey guys check out how long I can stand on one foot”
>:(
>:(
>:(
:)
:^)
my man's honing his inner flamingo
1:12 this fucking made me cry with laughter. Everything is all intense and all you hear is “pap pap”
All I hear is Jep jep
probably one of my favorites.
He's doing his job without cheating
What's he doing? His best.
"GO GO GO"
*pap* *pap* *pap*
Basic summary:
0:14 You embrace anything that is thrown at you
0:26 Shrimp aren’t supposed to be above ground
0:31 Your chair won’t stop spinning
0:37 There are only two plankton that can move
0:44 You decide to appreciate nature and not kick the balls thrown toward the animals
0:49 The pin rusted and couldn’t move
0:55 You’re so hungry that your hand can’t move to get food
1:01 You decide to stay safe and look forward so you don’t crash instead of playing badminton
1:07 The person you are cheering is your enemy so you don’t want to cheer them
1:12 The air pump is clogged
1:18 You’re too scared to swing your sword so the monsters attack you with ease
1:24 That one bird has a broken leg and therefore cannot move
1:29 You decided to quit your job so you can work at a robot factory to work on your claw machine skills
1:35 You decided you wanted to quit your job so you can test your claw machine skills after the job
1:41 You get a coughing fit
1:47 Every time you tried to swing your hip hurt and you couldn’t swing
1:54 Your reaction is too slow and you bump your head and body on the seesaw
2:00 The monkeys position is set for the hand to stay where it is and so cannot high-five with the others
2:06 You decided you wanted to be nice and give free food to the fish
2:11 You decided not to swing at all
2:17 You decide to push over the rockets instead of launching them
2:23 You lost your voice and couldn’t rap
2:35 Your hand fell asleep
2:39 Your feet fell asleep
2:46 You decided to not do what your master says and you are thrashed around by the other seals
2:52 You stop playing to enjoy the music
2:58 Your hand won’t move to press the A button in time
3:01 Wubbadubbadubba isn’t true
3:07 Dough can’t jump
3:13 You decide to jog instead of jumping to exercise
3:20 You embrace any thing that is thrown at you… again
1:24 me slapping my friend butt:
1:56 me pranking my friends:
I mean 2:00
😂
This is kinda philosophical.
"Please stop flicking peas at me Linda I just want to eat my food regularly for once."
Hon this is like the whole thing about the wii sports resort narration. You gotta snap outta this!
And this is how divorce happens.
stop throwing those orange pea things. i don't think they're even edible
1:12 He's trying his best.
*this has 112 likes I can’t ruin it*
it honestly kinda cute. he’s Trying
He's not trying hard enough
Jab *pap*
Jab *pap*
Jab *pap*
Jab *pap*
1, 2! *pap pap*
Go go GO! *pip pip pap*
Just give him time.
1:12 i like how the background song is energetic and hyper but the robot looks dejected with those punches and just wants everything to be over
1:18
*"HuWAaAaH"*
*Proceeds to fall onto the ground without an animation*
They stole my man’s animations. Can’t have shit in rhythm heaven
@@some1337dude1 Evil monsters stole my animation, can’t have shit in Japan.
why is that so fucking funny to me lmao I've been wheezing for 15 minutes straight LOL
@@WoeUponThee Food in Tokyo is low in fiber; can’t have shit in Japan.
He doesn't fall, he just rotates -90°.
DUDE PLEASE PRESS *A* IM SUFFERING ITS NOT THAT HARD
no ❤
@@Kiwibr_o why must you hurt me in this way...
Because it's funny, that is the motivation behind a vast majority of what I do
@@Kiwibr_o I diagnose you with sadism
@@Kiwibr_o *no doesnt end arguments*
3:02 Thinking of an answer
3:04 Still thinking of an answer
3:05 Thinking what pose he should do
He didn’t think fast enough😔
2:41 guys, don’t make fun of him. He’s practicing his balance.
Hes doing a pretty darn good job, he didn't even tremble once
@@kansas0606 since they're so fricking tall that's more impressive than you may have thought while writing
Reporter: "Wubadubadub is that true?"
Wrestler: "....."
I guess it wasn't true...
Nah, he just got canceled
Nah, he’s just got hearing problems
He's getting asked if the alllegations are true
“No comment”
POSE FOR THE FANS
*no*
1:47
Guy : doesn't hit the ball
Monki : "hit this you filthy casual"
"Mandrill fucking dissapointed."
Comment of last year award goes to this guy
Mandrill feel empty inside
"filthy casual" 😂
cat dude wasted so many shuttlecocks 😔
IM SORRY THAT’S THEIR NAME?
@@EnderKL yes
@@EnderKL their names are Forthington and Baxter
@@breadsticks2763 I was talking about the thing you wack, not the animals
@@breadsticks2763 Fast and Slow in some versions (I think)
1:12 he's trying his best
I dont know why that part was so funny to me
pap. pap pap.
We have a true pacifist right here
one day he’ll be strong like in the ads
666 likes
1:13 i love his lack of energy. like yes boy, give us nothing 😍😍
look he's trying his best
?
He's trying his goddamn best .
mecore
POV: you are RTgame
Ah yes
Monkey watch
Imagine rtgame commenting on this
@@The_Dominick oh yes suffer
Imma say it now. I get how people might find it tricky. But monkey watch is easy.
3:13 he's having a lovely stroll, nothing wrong with that
I mean, the minigame IS called Night Walk
@@Kiwibr_o he looks happy as hell
That's a full sprint
Am the 1kth like :)
@@Kiwibr_o nowhere says JUMP
At 1:03 it’s the funniest thing seeing the dog lift the racket as if its gonna hit the shuttle ok but just doesn’t
The “all about you” sounds a lot better without that one guy that sounds like he’s going through puberty
Lol ikr
And he seems to be ok with that
True
Lmao yes
he sounds like a younger version of Ash Ketchum.
1:01 “Look, man, if you didn’t want to play you could have just said so.”
Yeah and he’s just wasting the badminton.
And ... you know the fuel for the plane
The see-saw one is hilarious. Your partner is just abusing you by continuing to jump at that point.
"Did you win?"
"No.."
"What did it cost?"
"I just said No ya little sh*t"
They asked for the cost of the game
@@flinflam
Yeah and we said N O
@@thesmilingplanet6108 Yeah and I sayed Y E S
@@SillyBilly254 dang did it cost that much Y E S ?
XDDD
1:13 actual footage of 6yo me trying to show my dad how strong I am
lmao yess
600th like 😏
So many of these are gold
Like ringside (3:01), it’s like he has social anxiety now
Or the boxing one (1:12), where the background voice was hyping it up only for him to barely hit the punching bag
0:55 Plot twist: They aren’t missing any of them, the food is going straight into their mouth.
That guy is dead. No way peas going that fast is not going to hurt lmao
he finna choke
@@Petal316 nah he bites the peas on rhythm too
@@mamor1455 *what rhythm*
@@lilmao4482 he bites the peas on the next beat... a headcanon lmao i was just pointing out the fact that everything is possible within the rhythms
(like, how to do expect to catch the peas in the first place? r h y t h m s)
Wait, why isn't my Wii Remote not working anymore?
The game:
This video inflicts so much pain that each time I stumble upon it I just close my phone and go to sleep, or continue my studying. You saved my scholarship
Glad to hear that, I hope your scholarship is getting you through college just as much as mine is helping me
Imagine playing the entire game and grinding for perfects on every other point in the game and then your controller dies so this is what you have to experience
I would just die
I would prefer to die that get throughout that
I just go get some new batteries
@@alexsimon80 well I don’t think that’s how it works
This has happened to me multiple times during perfect campaigns…
the absolute silence of the monkey watch gets me everytime
Oh no. My monkey watch. It’s broken.
“Wubadubadub is that true?”
“I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that.”
This feels like a series of murders that we’re being forced to watch
@guy Ok that's Epic but for me Fork Lifter should've had Figure Fighter quote.
@Spungknob Swearpans don't get 31
@@ryanhernandez8324 Same
@Spungknob Swearpans omfg
@@ryanhernandez8324 same as 1
0:47 I love how this sounds as if the weasels got kicked while the screen is black
It was to violent
Ow My feelings.
NOOOOO LMAO
Or they got hit by the football
wait the football has feet?
1:30: It cracks me up that the charging-up sound effect plays even though absolutely nothing is happening.
true
1:24 PLEASE THE BIRD’S FACE AS IT’S SMACKED FROM BEHIND ALONG I’M FUCKING SOBBING HAHAHAAHAH
@Miguel Velazquez BAHHAHAHAHA HDBFBDBDBGBGBFG
@Miguel Velazquez I was all seretonin and shit, but you had to come and ruin that. I'm gonna go hide in a corner now
@Miguel Velazquez imo it's more of an "oh man, oops"
The one behind it is like: "Dude, fuck off."
i like ya cut g
I can’t stop laughing in 0:46
I love how when the football hits the male weasel, the scream gets cut off as you proceed to donk-donk 😂
QUICK, CUT TO COMMERCIAL
whatever happened to that weasel must've been pretty bad if they had to censor it by cutting to the next minigame
Just Nintendo way to make an E rated game.
DIT DIT DO DIT DIT DO
@@derpfinity4140 if you miss the football in the normal minigame, you can actually see him get s m a c k e d
I love how most objects can actually portray sadness. The golf club and claw in Hole in One and Screwbot Factory just slowly fall down, which hits me with a wave of empathy for no reason.
2:00 RT when playing this game:
I feel bad for the monkeys lol
Lmao
Heck this just looks like an average rt gaming session
Monkey watch was the bane of his existence during this game
Man I used to relate
until i superbed it somehow
"Wubadubaduba, is that true?"
*Deathly silence.*
*It wasn't*
Wubadubaduba was not true.
I can still hear the "yeh"
that wubadubaduba wasn't true
0:37 NOOO that little "bleh!" is so sad and I have no idea whyyyy
I like your channel
3:12 literal Night Walk
More like Night run
More of a jog
1:00 stop checking if there's friendly fire, dude.
Underrated comment
Aww Aww Aww Aww Aww
2:25 *_HIS LEVELS OF ANGER HAS REACHED A LEVEL WHERE HE IS ABLE TO SING WITH MOVING ANY MUSCLE IN HIS FACE._*
2:40 When you forget literally everything you were supposed to do but you still gotta play it cool.
he's dead inside
He just remember he left the gas on
00
U
2:23
Nah, he's just on drugs
“Pose for the fans!”
*Well now I’m not doing it.*
Me when my mom tells me to do my chores when I was gonna do them.
0:13 is the moment where I realized what true pain feels like
2:40 the way he's smiling lmao
That face is the embodiment of this is fine
just
>:(
>:(
>:(
: )
bro really just said _🙂_
Not a thought behind those eyes
“i dont have to dance your taps. what’re *you* gonna do about it? call my lawyer?”
2:40 “Why are we still here...? Just to suffer?”
This feels like when youre going to sneeze but you don't.
When its time for your group presentation but your just holding the poster : 2:41
1:07
2:40 the guy standing there doing nothing but smiling while everyone else looks mad is me
He's an Impostor! Or completely brain dead
He is perfectly balanced despite standing on one leg and not even leaning to counter act it.
He’s a whole mood
no thoughts, head empty
Of course it's you. It says "You" right there.
Tall tapper just standing there with one foot in the air and a completely vacant smile is really good
When you
Not gonna lie, that is indeed me when I
Then I
That so me
Also when you
And then
2:40
That’s an empty husk of an individual
Without You, the tapper is _nothing_
There is No Game reference?
TAP IS NOT YOU
PER
Plot twist: They were interviewing a statue of the wrestler.
I love how basically the entire thing is either you getting beat up or fatally embarrassing yourself.
Tap troupe is just.
3:00 stage fright in a nutshell
technically the truth
3:01 I love how he’s just ignoring everyone like he’s in his own thoughts
3:15 he gotta get his daily mile
2:00 that part would be the same even if someone had tried
monkey watch, my sleep paralysis demon
@@sinnersrevolution it's even your pfp.
I haven't played it yet, but it honestly doesn't look that hard and I know you guys will insult me now
@ARandomGuy probably, I should try it out myself soon
@@Buselmann yeah
2:54 “missing you” yeah literally
During Cheer Readers...
"Oh my god, Becky, we rehearsed this a million times and this is what you do?! Ugh, she's such a sl-"
WHEEZE
Yeah she’s such a slow person smh
God we should just kick Her out of the team
Why is there just something viscerally uncomfortable about this
like on some level I have this trauma related to repeatedly missing notes in like in flipper flop/shrimp shuffle etc and this activates my panic response
0:33 I like the assistant’s squinting face! XD
2:40 me when i’m having a silent mental breakdown and my friends are wondering what’s wrong
Anxiety
@@alexiaatheducc No at this is just breakdowns
Yep. Just 🙂......🥲
If your friends are doing what the other three guys were doing, you should get better friends
Hey whats up?
no
0:46 And then the Weasel Couple was never heard from again.
1:54 That poor right frog. It looks like he's getting progressively more hammered as he slams into the see-saw. Also 2:47 Is probably the funniest for me.
1 2 3 4......
@@handlemyd- 1, 2…ugh, AGH!
where did all of you come from
The maternity ward.
You tube recommendations brought me here.
Yesn't
Germantown..
Your imagination
1:13 I appreciate that he's still trying his best despite how useless the player is
Pap
Pap
Pap
Pap
Pap
You know this had to be done during development for testing/validation to make sure the game handles missed inputs correctly.
1:04 *adjusts racket cutely*
BA BUM BUM
BUM
*does nothing*
This dude: literally does nothing
275k people: *i n t e r e s t i n g*
I mean it's what they asked for
True
i like chicken nuggets
"I'm just a man, missing you"
*misses every single pot*
Those cute seals at 2:46 give me life. Such a derpy "you" seal.
BOLAS
One two three four...
One twooOoOoOoO😭😭😭@@JkUnderConstruction
The tap dance is absolutely hilarious hes just sitting there with that stupid smile and wveryone else is glaring at him
*Packing Pests:* "I'm not getting paid enough to touch these spiders..."
*Shrimp Shuffle:* Yum, battered shrimp!
*Board Meeting:* "Dude, I just wanna spin in my chair, why are you stopping it?"
*Micro-Row:* Well, it looks like they're all still having fun.
*Double Date:* "Those weasels seem nice. If only people stopped throwing balls at them."
*Donk-Donk:* "Are you _sure_ donk-donking helps the rocket fly?"
*Fork Lifter:* "Wait, why are these peas orange? I'm not eating orange peas!"
*Air Rally:* "Hold on, I'm not used to driving these things one-handed yet!"
*Cheer Readers:* "I know I was out sick for the past couple practices, but I can still follow along!"
*Figure Fighter:* Muscle Doll isn't so impressive now that he's stopped doping.
*Samurai Slice:* "BLEAH!"
*Flock Step:* _"WHAT? WE"RE MIGRATING?!? SINCE WHEN??"_
*Built to Scale:* More like Built to _Fail._
*Screwbot Factory:* Factory malfunction results in unscrewed bots, unable to fit through screwbot doors.
*Bossa Nova:* The worst game of caveman dodgeball I've ever seen.
*Hole in One:* "You expect me to play golf with this floppy club??"
*See-Saw:* Stop jumping! He's already dead!
*Monkey Watch:* How long will it take the rim monkeys to notice the one on the hand is made of plastic?
*Catch of the Day:* Fish-Feeding Simulator 2012
*Exhibition Match:* "Three more balls and I'm goin' to first base!"
*Launch Party:* Due to budget constraints, our rockets have been replaced by plastic toys.
*Love Rap:* "Sorry, I thought I signed up to be a backup dancer."
*Tambourine:* _Here we observe an Osawa monkey playing tambourine. It appears to be distressed for some reason._
*Tap Troupe:* Oh no, stage fright!
*Flipper-Flop:* Captain Tuck is disgusted at how the other seals bully #3.
*Karate Man:* Joe's a good boy, he doesn't want to break the pots.
*Rhythm Test:* didn't study, lol
*Ringside:* "This _is_ my pose for the fans. Do you like it?"
*Working Dough:* [On break, back in 5]
*Night Walk:* Marshal's too excited to slow down and hop!
*Packing Pests:* "...but they're getting paid enough to touch _me!"_
There's three types of these:
The ones where you get mauled by just standing there
The ones where you're just taunting the others by doing nothing
The ones where someone's losing money because you're doing nothing
Then there's the boxer just doing its best
Also the fisher, she's just feeding fishies :)
Tap troupe