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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • Weird audience members are common for freestyle rapper Chris Turner, but this one takes the prize. Hilarity ensues as he improvises a rap based on 5 wild suggestions from the crowd.
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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    🔥 HAPPINESS 🔥
    🔥 BLOODFLOW🔥
    🔥 LESBIAN WEDDINGS 🔥
    🔥 EXISTENTIAL DREAD 🔥
    🔥 MANCHURIAN HAIRBRAIDS 🔥
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Комментарии • 80

  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  Год назад +4

    Live shows on sale now! christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates

  • @magic_hotel
    @magic_hotel Год назад +54

    Man, you deliver more consistently than my postman.

  • @Gardow
    @Gardow Год назад +80

    You were wrong Chris. This rap was definitely better than the suggestions.

  • @colonelhuxley6412
    @colonelhuxley6412 Год назад +53

    "Phagocyte" is my new insult

    • @crazykittenvideos855
      @crazykittenvideos855 Год назад

      Don’t forget the Camp messenger! The immune system is a crazy place😀

    • @colonelhuxley6412
      @colonelhuxley6412 Год назад +3

      @@crazykittenvideos855 Touche. Had to look that one up! (*cAMP) I shall forevermore imagine a team of gay boys keeping my cells in order

    • @AathielVaDaath
      @AathielVaDaath Год назад +5

      Not to be confused with Faygo-cide: Drinking yourself to death on regional sodas

    • @mrfiresave3209
      @mrfiresave3209 Год назад

      Lesbians shouldn’t be able to get married it’s a religious ceremony between a man and a woman becoming one body

    • @sam04019491
      @sam04019491 6 месяцев назад

      @@AathielVaDaath
      Cream Soda

  • @paulwhetstone0473
    @paulwhetstone0473 Год назад +54

    Chris absolutely slayed this one with one of his coolest beats yet. I wish he would drop the live beats he uses in the that NY club and find recorded beats on par with this one. The bloodflow ending was super dope as it showed off his extensive knowledge base and nasty mind.

    • @teslasbitch3905
      @teslasbitch3905 Год назад +6

      I agree mate that band is terrible and holds him back. Look at the difference when he gets a real beat, he becomes an animal on the microphone

    • @paulwhetstone0473
      @paulwhetstone0473 Год назад +2

      @@teslasbitch3905 Yeah, this laid back beat brought out the smooth flow in Chris’s arsenal.

    • @teslasbitch3905
      @teslasbitch3905 Год назад

      Different class when he has real music

  • @mindmachinepsy
    @mindmachinepsy Год назад +5

    I like how this one went from deep and philosophical, to straight up horrorcore into comedy. This is just brilliant xD

  • @catdwong
    @catdwong Год назад +22

    As always, you absolutely conquered!

  • @Ridlay_
    @Ridlay_ Год назад +4

    The transition to blood flow was genius. He used the absolute insanity of the suggestion to his advantage.

  • @seldomn06
    @seldomn06 Год назад +3

    YOU ABSOULTELY KILLED THIS ONE. the knowledge in the raps are incredible.

  • @Astrolavista
    @Astrolavista Год назад +8

    Why was I even worried, nailed it, pure fire!

  • @tumketom
    @tumketom Год назад +8

    That blowflow ending was f*cking epic. That'll be hard to top! And great beat indeed.

  • @Cosmefulanito2812
    @Cosmefulanito2812 Год назад +1

    He always get me with these. Like how the fuck does he connect such distant concepts without missing a beat?

  • @11SLOTH11
    @11SLOTH11 Год назад +12

    Blows me away every damn time

  • @JamMastaJeremy
    @JamMastaJeremy Год назад +13

    You were floating on this beat, good shit!

    • @paulwhetstone0473
      @paulwhetstone0473 Год назад +3

      Floating: great word to describe Chris’s cool delivery on this one.

  • @leoma205
    @leoma205 Год назад +3

    Why did I feel that "existential dread" 😆

  • @yiuqwfj
    @yiuqwfj Год назад +3

    When I think you can't get any better you notch up your performance!

  • @interestedbystander196
    @interestedbystander196 Год назад +3

    This one is up there, Chris. And that's saying something...

  • @Sixx2099
    @Sixx2099 Год назад +5

    Man that one was fire. Holy smokes.

  • @adammeloen9011
    @adammeloen9011 Год назад +2

    Wow, you absolutely nailed this one. I'm still laughing 🍻🇨🇦

  • @peaceoutbrotha0
    @peaceoutbrotha0 Год назад +1

    dude, i've watched a lot of your raps, but the way you brought that all together was on another level!!

  • @noamtamarin4184
    @noamtamarin4184 Год назад +1

    Well... I asked ChatGBT to also write me a rap song using those phrases and this is what it gave:
    (Verse 1)
    Yo, check it, I'm 'bout to drop some knowledge, listen up
    Feel the existential dread, let it shake you up
    In the depths of my mind, emotions overflow
    As I navigate this life, seeking truths untold
    My bloodflow, it rushes through my veins like fire
    Pumping passion and desire, fueling my desires
    Through the struggles and the pain, I find my way
    Channeling the energy, paving my own lane
    (Chorus)
    Seeking happiness, that's my mission every day
    Rising above the doubts, letting negativity sway
    From the depths of despair, I'll emerge so strong
    Like a phoenix in flight, finding where I belong
    (Verse 2)
    From the joy in my heart, I celebrate love's ring
    In the realm of acceptance, where lesbian weddings sing
    Love knows no boundaries, it's a universal call
    Weaving unity and pride, breaking down every wall
    Now picture this scene, something out of dreams
    Manchurian hair braids, intricate and supreme
    Symbolizing culture, traditions intertwined
    A fusion of heritage, a legacy enshrined
    (Bridge)
    Existential dread may haunt us from time to time
    But it's the light within that helps us truly shine
    Through bloodflow and happiness, we find our way
    Embracing love, breaking chains, each and every day
    (Chorus)
    Seeking happiness, that's my mission every day
    Rising above the doubts, letting negativity sway
    From the depths of despair, I'll emerge so strong
    Like a phoenix in flight, finding where I belong
    (Outro)
    So embrace the existential dread, let it propel your drive
    Let the bloodflow be your fuel, helping you thrive
    Celebrate love and joy, in weddings full of pride
    And rock those Manchurian hair braids with unapologetic stride
    Yeah, that's how we flow, combining all these phrases
    In a rap so unique, leaving traces of amazement
    So remember, no matter what life throws your way
    Keep pushing forward, chasing happiness every day

  • @Deathst4lker
    @Deathst4lker 10 месяцев назад

    Just fantastic mate! Consistently brilliant!

  • @sammy45654565
    @sammy45654565 Год назад

    one of your best! thanks for sharing

  • @Ollies_Garage
    @Ollies_Garage Год назад +2

    Ever improving Chris, Fantastic!

  • @alexlehto2297
    @alexlehto2297 Год назад

    i never thought i could tear up from a freestyle being so good...and yet it has happened

  • @CanalDrakenGames
    @CanalDrakenGames Год назад +1

    Ngl, I think this is one of my favorites now, the part of the existential dread could be an actual song

  • @wesley6571
    @wesley6571 6 месяцев назад

    You seemed pretty tired/down leading up to this one but god damn that was a quality freestyle. Well done brother!

  • @Ilurk247
    @Ilurk247 Год назад +1

    Watch I'll f it up with this: "Blood Flow."
    Chris does over an entire minute on just that one suggestion and kills it :p

  • @royyegerman785
    @royyegerman785 Год назад +3

    I think this might be your best one yet.

  • @RubenManuelGarcia
    @RubenManuelGarcia Год назад

    You are too good, Chris.

  • @seldomn06
    @seldomn06 Год назад

    the hurray line was crazy. how someone can plan ahead to make the audience cheer for a punchline.

  • @martinstuvland8620
    @martinstuvland8620 Год назад

    Oh, man.....so good! The amount of information in the top of your head must be outstanding.

  • @serroche
    @serroche Год назад

    Amazes me every single time mate, ironically I have no words to describe how good you are.

  • @gerardodoherty9178
    @gerardodoherty9178 10 месяцев назад

    Phagocyte is not a homophobic slur". Genius!

  • @ildusiks
    @ildusiks Год назад +2

    Like without watching 👍
    You have never let us down

  • @leroyj62
    @leroyj62 Год назад +1

    Dude, were you on NZT48 or something for this? That wordplay can't possibly be real

  • @shornoMALONEY
    @shornoMALONEY Год назад

    Love how you dissed the "blood flow" suggestion,
    then flipped it around, spat the best section,
    but I just studied cell biology last year,
    So I'm biased, but everything you say is more clear..

  • @bromie21
    @bromie21 Год назад +1

    crazy good

  • @Aranda2024
    @Aranda2024 Год назад

    Suggestion "one liner comedian at a drive through!"

  • @scootaymildo1070
    @scootaymildo1070 Год назад

    You never disappoint but you really outdid yourself with this one!

  • @alexandterfst6532
    @alexandterfst6532 Год назад

    so coooool you're a f****** genius

  • @dnoodspodu1159
    @dnoodspodu1159 11 месяцев назад

    And once again a grand finale

  • @daibonehead
    @daibonehead 2 месяца назад

    Class.

  • @thehoginator1827
    @thehoginator1827 Год назад +2

    This is one for the haematologists 😅

  • @ChucksDream
    @ChucksDream Год назад

    Loved this beat and rap chris!!

  • @an9l1c1sm6
    @an9l1c1sm6 Год назад

    This is nice.

  • @teslasbitch3905
    @teslasbitch3905 Год назад +1

    This might be your best it was fucking genius! Well done good sir

  • @primeobjective5469
    @primeobjective5469 Год назад

    Slayer!!

  • @dabos6
    @dabos6 Год назад +1

    🔥🔥🔥

  • @b4ph0m3tdk9
    @b4ph0m3tdk9 Год назад

    A MAZE KING

  • @Cymru2k2
    @Cymru2k2 Год назад

    Fuck my life that was epic Chris, Amazon as always

  • @flitefulwantssubs402
    @flitefulwantssubs402 Год назад

    I love existential dread as a topic but it’s been requested way too many times

  • @andreaseriksson9746
    @andreaseriksson9746 Год назад

    In-fucking-sane

  • @blakecks4254
    @blakecks4254 Год назад

    best text in a while

  • @lexxussmooth
    @lexxussmooth Год назад

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏ABSOLUTELY. Incredible.

  • @seand0000
    @seand0000 Год назад

    one of a kind

  • @thesugarlipslove
    @thesugarlipslove Год назад +1

    No one else could have done that. 🎉

    • @b4ph0m3tdk9
      @b4ph0m3tdk9 Год назад

      Only Harry Mack could get close

  • @jopo8281
    @jopo8281 Год назад

    You need to do a rap with Harry Mac.

  • @laurencerestarick3048
    @laurencerestarick3048 Год назад

    Soo soooo good

  • @qbreezy2417
    @qbreezy2417 Год назад +1

    Poor suggestions, great rap.

  • @Sixx2099
    @Sixx2099 Год назад +1

    AHUUUU

  • @basilguts1786
    @basilguts1786 Год назад

    So so clever.

  • @RoaringOrange
    @RoaringOrange Год назад

    Dude is on fire!! Finally he retired those lame live beats!

  • @stefanjohansson637
    @stefanjohansson637 Год назад

    your goood

  • @888records
    @888records Год назад

    I thought he said “Are you going to be wet soon?”

  • @infamouswan
    @infamouswan Год назад

    😂😂😂😂

  • @aceventura2154
    @aceventura2154 Год назад

    I like how the subtitles on the rap said "When they see two birds getting wet today" instead of wed.
    ruclips.net/video/nUknnxzxbfE/видео.html

  • @xLaVey
    @xLaVey Год назад

    I loved this one wow