“Wait a minute Bobo. I want to call into question. I think you better scrutinize, when people say who are your pals. These gentleman are certainly the farthest thing from pals you will find on this planet” one of Colin’s best obscure lines
This is one of the best segments of the entire history of O&A. "I can't imagine the horror that is about to be visited upon you." -F'ing hilarious Colin Quin line.
I'm crying in bed laughing at this. Colin is so disturbed by what they've done to this man, Bobo apologizing and trying to explain that he was blocked... The whole thing is extraordinary, but Colin's disgust and Bobo not understanding that the whole thing was a prank is unreal.
This is simultaneously one of the saddest and most hilarious things I’ve ever heard or experienced in my entire life. The comedic genius of Colin Quinn cannot be overstated. Without a doubt, one of my favorite O&A segments.
@@joeblow8379 ??? I don't get it. Got something against someone using the word literally in a world where everyone says the word literally every sentence but when used realistically and the right way, you have an issue? Or you agreeing with me?
“I thought they’d stoop to a transvestite.........I didn’t think they’d stoop to an actual......human connection.......goddamn this might be the most brutal thing I’ve ever seen” LMAO I’ve listened to this clip 25 times.
I remember the first time feeling the same exact way. I thought for sure they were going to bring in a crack head or a tranny. When Patrice asks if she has any medical “abnormalities” or whatever, and she said no, I felt the exact same as Colin. “So what the hell is this, then?” Haha. This is some wild shit man, sincerely.
1:08:00 I love how he goes straight from weeping to begging for pity sex from women who feel sorry for him and plugging his twitter. "And ya gotta remember, the first letter is capped" 😂
Part of me wanted to feel really sorry for him but he's so gullible he fell for this sort of thing over and over and over again I have a hard time pitying the fool
55:03 hearing Ant, Opie and Patrice talk about how fucked up the whole situation is as Bobo discusses date plans. Probably my favourite low-key moment in the history of the show. It’s depressing to know that there will never be another show like this.
@Gelos Lives he's like the most gullible functional autistic that has the sexual libido of a 16 year old and the attraction of an 80 year old transvestite
I like when he pumped up Bobo by telling the rest of the room, "Did anyone hear how he just schooled me on the boy bands? He was like 'Yeah, that's the shit that made me turn the radio off'..."
I really wish they had cameras rolling for this. I know they do for random things like super shows and when Patrice nearly passed out laughing. But this would have been amazing to watch unfold
The greatest part was Patrice burning Bobo for bringing up the fact ice skating was free. Even though it was a bit, Patrice was so real, it annoyed him how blatantly cheap Bobo would be for a girl
One of the funniest I have ever heard from the opie and Anthony era. Colin, patrice and Anthony just killing it funny in this one. I was crying laughing. I'll even say opie was kinda funny here also.
A LikeMindedIdiot A book detailing the lives of a group of young boys that get stranded on an island. Needless to say, it quickly devolves into a shitstorm.
I just clicked that time stamp and fucking died. It’s such a valid question as they’re questioning her about her potential genetic defects! Hahaha and then he follows it up with WHAT IS IT!!? hahahaha
It’s actually hard for me to imagine something more mean than this. I mean this absolutely blows away even the most cruel high school or middle school crap I’ve ever heard of. I can’t listen to this very often but every once in a while it’s an interesting bit of radio and human history.
oh for sure i heard and seen some mean school shit but not with millions of listeners witnessing, collin was right, the public deserves to kno who was that girl lmao
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"I can't imagine the horror..." Colin has a tone like "Bobo, when you come back here with a gun, just remember, I was always nice to you."
Yeah, with all the stuff they've done to him, I cant imagine why he hasn't murder them all
Kinda like Halloween ? I was good to you Mikey
27:00 The Horror
@@suu2212 thank you thank you thank you
Knock it off spade
Bobo: They have to be nice at some point
Colin: I fear this is not the point
😂😂😂
Colin’s heart is too big for this lmao
Anthony's unbridled laughter at Bobo telling Patrice to, 'Knock it off, SPADE' makes me laugh so hard
Ant loved Patrice
Anthony probably spent the entire drive home quoting that & laughing his ass off.
“im sorry…im sorry..when you put it like that…im sorry”
Even Patrice was impressed with Bobos sudden racism
@@Thatdudedrew17"Sudden Racism" LMFAO!!! 😂😂😂 It was sudden and random 😅😅😅
Time?
“Wait a minute Bobo. I want to call into question. I think you better scrutinize, when people say who are your pals. These gentleman are certainly the farthest thing from pals you will find on this planet” one of Colin’s best obscure lines
Huh?
Not really an obscure line when all they ever did was fuck with the dummy every time he was on.
Jack Grimaldi its obscure because it wasnt a huge punchline or repeated catchphrase
VictorG10264 Collin is legendary
That's not really what obscure means but I agree with th sentiment
Mat Turner fair enough
"KNOCK IT OFF, SPADE!!!"... maybe the funniest thing I have ever heard... I really fucking miss Patrice.
Still miss him...
If only we could hear his views on today’s SJWs, betas, Karen’s, BLM bull shit... he would have torn them all apart
When you put it like that...
@@healthcoachrich Saying, "when you put it like that", with such sincerity and understanding is just phucking hilarious.
@@alienusterrafirma
go phuck yourself
I miss that fucking spade
Patrice’s response to “knock it off, spade” might be the best line in radio history - “when you put it that way...”
This is one of the best segments of the entire history of O&A. "I can't imagine the horror that is about to be visited upon you." -F'ing hilarious Colin Quin line.
"THIS IS REALLY FUCKING PSYCHOTIC!!!FUCKING HILARIOUS
"While we're in the middle of this fucking.. DEMONIC goddamn ritual.." was my favorite part
@@davidbanuelos2177 ooo
"He's a hopeless Romantic... And I emphasize Hopeless."
Wonderfully delivered Lol.
I could almost hear the seinfeld credit music when Bobo was screaming "I WAS BLOCKED!!!! I WAS BLOCKED!!!" 😂
What’s so funny?
The way Colin tries to warn Bobo about the horrors about to be visited upon him was touching
Colin's smart enough to know that Bobo doesn't listen worth a shit, especially if he's horned-up, but his heart still made him say it anyway.
"Don't dwell on the evilness that was these past few minutes. Think of 10 minutes ago, when everything was bliss..."
“Who was that girl?...the public has a right to know.” Colin is so wonderfully dry and insightful
I will never let anyone irl know how much joy this clip brings me.
Your name and profile pic bring me joy and laughter
Why not
@@chronoslv3 Really?
I remember your moment in LA from chicago and quickly ran to Chicago because it was safer as a PD. Now where are you, Carl?
I showed this too my friends years ago and they still can't get over how mean they were to bobo
I'm crying in bed laughing at this. Colin is so disturbed by what they've done to this man, Bobo apologizing and trying to explain that he was blocked... The whole thing is extraordinary, but Colin's disgust and Bobo not understanding that the whole thing was a prank is unreal.
This is simultaneously one of the saddest and most hilarious things I’ve ever heard or experienced in my entire life. The comedic genius of Colin Quinn cannot be overstated. Without a doubt, one of my favorite O&A segments.
I couldn't agree more with literally every word of your comment bro. Lol.
and see how easy it is for the woman to sound sweet and interested, while knowing he will be crushed.
@@buddylove9123 L I T E R A L L Y
@@joeblow8379 ??? I don't get it. Got something against someone using the word literally in a world where everyone says the word literally every sentence but when used realistically and the right way, you have an issue? Or you agreeing with me?
“I thought they’d stoop to a transvestite.........I didn’t think they’d stoop to an actual......human connection.......goddamn this might be the most brutal thing I’ve ever seen” LMAO I’ve listened to this clip 25 times.
58:30 my favorite thing.
That would shatter your whole fucking friday😂
I remember the first time feeling the same exact way. I thought for sure they were going to bring in a crack head or a tranny. When Patrice asks if she has any medical “abnormalities” or whatever, and she said no, I felt the exact same as Colin. “So what the hell is this, then?” Haha. This is some wild shit man, sincerely.
At least quote it right
Kenny scolding Bobo at the end really is icing on the cake.
"EXACTLY!!!"
Gabagooosh Kenny was brilliant
That was the most brutal part of the entire bit. And Colin’s reaction was priceless.
Don't blame it on me cause you fucked up your dream date!!!
Kenny is such an oaf, but damn if he can't be great sometimes.
Bobo: I’m trying to figure.. if that girl was the real-
Colin:NOOOOOOOOOOO!
One of the best laughs in the whole segment.
Patrice calling attention back to the horrified publicists always gets me
"I know uncomfortable women when I see them!"
1:08:00 I love how he goes straight from weeping to begging for pity sex from women who feel sorry for him and plugging his twitter. "And ya gotta remember, the first letter is capped" 😂
"Have you ever had a didgeridoo stuck in you?" If that isn't an all time Patrice Oneal classic gem 😭😭🤣🤣
I need a time slot on this lol
"You right Bobo. You know what, you're right. When you put it like that. Ya know, I'm sorry."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
i never thought they would stoop to an emotional connection. fucking priceless
Colin is the best part of this to me. He was so low-key and every word of his was gold
"This was the most brutal thing I've ever seen in my fucking life"
Fuck, Colin's killing me.
The sound of Bobo's heart breaking at 1:00:57 reminds me of Ralph Wiggums heart breaking.
"Lisa, you don't want to know how far I'm prepared to go for those tickets."- Bart
She didn't choo choo choose him ☹️
If you slow it down you can pinpoint the moment his heart breaks 💔
Thanks for the time stamp, Chief
Part of me wanted to feel really sorry for him but he's so gullible he fell for this sort of thing over and over and over again I have a hard time pitying the fool
9:40 "These gentlemen are the farthest thing from pals you can find on this planet"
"I can't imagine the horror that's about to be visited on you" at 27:11 is so brilliant and perfect.
And the repeat at 28:06 is just as good. But when he says they stooped to an "emotional connection" at 58:40 I was on the floor dying.
enderreed Amazing, and Ant laughing his ass off, oh dear Jesus.
Scrolled down to read this comment at the exact moment the line was delivered. Well played RUclips.
so right! hilarious
"This demonic ritual"
55:03 hearing Ant, Opie and Patrice talk about how fucked up the whole situation is as Bobo discusses date plans. Probably my favourite low-key moment in the history of the show.
It’s depressing to know that there will never be another show like this.
Gelos Lives No, that’s the best part.
@Gelos Lives he's like the most gullible functional autistic that has the sexual libido of a 16 year old and the attraction of an 80 year old transvestite
Gelos Lives Bobo is faking it. The woman posing as his sister is actually his wife.
@@Women_Rock Wheres the source on this? I've googled all key words
“He’ll see something shiny.”
“Like a goldfish?”
Bobo: "I'm er regular at the pizza place"
Ant: "You're irregular everywhere."
That line definitely didn't get the laughter and praise it deserved. Lol.
I have to listen to this over and over and over again because of the combination of people in this clip
this has got to be one of the greatest radio show ever existed
Patrice spitting game at Bob's girl
*Colin in the distance*
"Fuck em up Bobo!"
Background Supportive Colin is my favorite character.
@@remylucai he definitely shines in that role
44:40
"I...Was... BLOCKED." 😭😂🤣
Good ol days of O&A
Goddamn who's the hot chick in the photo
@@cowboybabyyoda6725 yeah if some girl looked like that and liked ona i would have to kidnap her
U R piçture prefect
Daniel Kurlin you should prolly get a doll
@@docvanilla2004 lol
I don`t care how many times I hear it,Bobo calling Patrice a spade makes me lose my shit,
45:22 "knock it off spade!!!!"
I just found my new phone notification sound.
That was fucking great. My favorite old school word. Anyone hear the term "pave"? My grandfathers favorite word but never heard it anywhere else.
Gravy: I would pay to see you panic when you get a notification in public lolol
"When you put it that way..." 😂
I fuckin died
I WAS BLOCKED!!!! I WAS BLOCKED!!!!
Was it.
I THOUGHT I WAS!
I'M SMART!!
@@FangXL NOT LIKE EVERYBODY SAYS! SEND BOBO TO DO THIS, SEND BOBO TO DO THAT!
I swear I listen to this every 6 months or so. It appears on my autoplay and every time it starts I can't stop
I never want to listen to it but if it comes up i put it in and listen to the whole thing lol
59:25 Patrice just whispering "fuck" under his breath, in disbelief. 😂😂😂
almost as good as quietly going "You sent her a cock picture?"
Bobo calling Patrice a spade....fucking priceless.
“When you put it like that..”
Colin is the funniest dry comic ever, dear god he killed me here.
@bosniangirlsmoking jpeg He's got skin like Tutankhamun.
@@jimmyrustler8983 Tss yeah his skin is dry like sand or somethin
I like when he pumped up Bobo by telling the rest of the room, "Did anyone hear how he just schooled me on the boy bands? He was like 'Yeah, that's the shit that made me turn the radio off'..."
1:01:45 "It's like fuckin' Lord of the Flies!" - best line of the whole thing. So glad Patrice pointed it out
1:01:40 Colin summarizing this whole brutal affair perfectly...
😂😂😂😂😂😂PERFECTION!!!!
Bruh this one of the funniest things I ever heard in my life.
allidoiswin9891 glad you enjoyed it spade
Opiated 91
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's by far one of the most hilarious and meanest things of all time.
@k yle S wanson I tried with my dad and now he thinks I'm retarded
I really wish they had cameras rolling for this. I know they do for random things like super shows and when Patrice nearly passed out laughing. But this would have been amazing to watch unfold
The *FUCK HIM UP BOBO* had me dying, the *KNOCK IT OFF SPADE* made me almost pass out.
“Free Bryant Park!” Ohh god damn ant is amazing 😂😂😂
Kenny gaslighting Bobo at the end is underrated 😂😂
Ew did u actually use the term gaslightg you girl
I’m being harassed, I’m being manipulated, gaslighted, passive aggressively…abused
It’s really not
It's so fucked up, but still funny
That fuckin Doberman really is a traitor
That was so Evil.. shit, and kenny, what a cold monster, haha
@ 45:23 "KNOCK IT OFF SPADE!!!" 🤣🤣 That line with the added commentary is comedy gold!!! R.I.P Patrice
I love Colin in the background beforehand "FUCK HIM UP BOBO! HES BEING DISRESPECTFUL" 😂
@@JohnnyFarang😂😂😂😂
@@drock6966 .... he's being disrespectful. Lol he even says it twice.
@@JohnnyFarang HE DID!!! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My once a year return to view this classic episode. The best of Colin and Patrice working in concert. This was the best of times with O&A.
This is still one of the greatest radio bits of all time
"You ever been with an aboriginal?
Ever had a didgeridoo in you?"
Damn Patrice...DAAMN.
"What the hell is this? WHAT IS IT" fuckin colin
Colin is so fucking funny in this one, acting as the only guy in the room who is still clinging to his humanity.
Bobo's groans of emotional agony when kenny tells him he fucked up is so enjoyable
2:36 The frustration in Bobo's voice when he says "I will probably die a virgin". 😂😂
You’re crazy if you think Bobo hasn’t procured a hooker by now
@@familylivesmatters I think you mean "had one procured for him", we all know Bobo can't do anything on his own.
“I can’t imagine the horror that’s about to be visited on you” loool Colin never disappoints
Colin Quinn foreshadowing the suffering that is about to be inflicted 27:00 ish
That was sad...Colin has a heart.
HAHAHAHAHAH HILARIOUS SHIT!!
GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS FUCKED UP!!!😂😂😂
If I had a bigger heart I would've quit listening to them. I don't though, and this was hilarious and sad.
This and the cooking with retards segment is the ona community equivalent of shooting your dog to join the Gestapo.
If Bobo weren't such a narcissistic mooch that was continuously fooled by the prospect of getting laid, it'd be easy to feel bad for him.
I know. You’re enjoying away and now and again it hits you that you are just listening to a mentally disabled person being badly emotionally abused.
Seriously lol the way kept screaming I THOUGHT I WAS I THOUGHT I WAS I THOUGHT I WAS
Like cmon dude
@@oneskinnyhonkyBobo is disabled
This one of my favorite moments on O&A, though I wish Norton was there
I’m happy Ant and Jim are actually nice to bobo now.
@@magamale2111 lol you mean when ant beats Bobo's ass at the compound?
HOLY SHIT!!!! If jimmy was there this woulda been waaaaaaaaaaaaay worse!!!!!
@@samcatchem1 SHADAP
@@magamale2111Anthony isn’t
My all-time favorite episode
45:21 I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
“When you put it like that..”
Meh! Whaddaya say we ditch this spade and go out on the town?!
45:20 there’s a brief silence, you can hear what sounds like someone handing bobo some paper with “knock it off spade” on its
1:06:24 this was golden too 🤣🤣🤣🤣bobo is hilarious for that
As she walked out of the studio, someone should've thrown a pie at Bobo's face.
Ryan_n f
Bro, as I read this I fucking died laughing. So Cruel its unbelievably funny
Ryan_n lmao
The mental visualization of this had me wheeze laughing lmaooo
@@garrettw3602 you are not alone I think I popped a lung here.
Im not disparaging Patrice's womanising abilities, but it would have been nice if he made it one of his life missions to get Bobo laid.
hkhk96 bobo didnt deserve his expertise
@@MegaJables19 if bobo didn't earn that after all he's went through I don't know who could
Vos, Patrice and Norton featuring Bobo does Brazil
Even master patrice wouldn't be able to do that.
That would require norton's expertise with hiring hookers.
Colin "I was always good to you, remember??" is hilarious.
The sound of complete agony at 1:00:56 is so hard to listen to but goddamn it’s funny, this show really tests your pain tolerance. 😂
Maybe I'm completely sociopathic, but It brings me great joy hearing that self obsessed, sexual pest, mongaloid in distress
the moan of the King Of The Incels
@@Dapppyy damn dude, u r really a P. O. S.. Even I got sad at the end
If there's a hell down below truly this entire comment section will go😂
@@juanbaldera2680 nice poem
the fact that it begins with a Bobo "anti-bullying PSA" is so deliciously ironic
The greatest part was Patrice burning Bobo for bringing up the fact ice skating was free. Even though it was a bit, Patrice was so real, it annoyed him how blatantly cheap Bobo would be for a girl
That was so great I listened to that part 10 times.
Never gets old, one of the meanest yet hilarious things on the internet.
Thanks for tappin out ope
If only he had tapped out permanently
If only he would have been a model
@@keithdouble1440 why? In that timeline Ant may never have broke into radio and so many gems would have been lost.
"Who are your pals?"
LMAO
All these years later and this bit still slaps.
One of the funniest I have ever heard from the opie and Anthony era. Colin, patrice and Anthony just killing it funny in this one. I was crying laughing. I'll even say opie was kinda funny here also.
I WAS BLOOOCCCKKKEEEDDD
Justin Tucker ohhhhhhhhhh
The sad walk away hulk music kicking in and Patrice going No, no, no was too funny. And him describing Colin’s publicits face.
42:49 - Ant's Seinfeld impression kills me every time
So good
This is so bad. Colin calls it lord of the flies hahahaha
A LikeMindedIdiot A book detailing the lives of a group of young boys that get stranded on an island. Needless to say, it quickly devolves into a shitstorm.
Don't listen to Carlos, guy's an asshole. Lord of the Flies is about a really powerful fly who becomes a god amongst his fly brethren
@@wesley5729 💀🤣
@@wesley5729 They made a movie about it with Goldblum, I think.
@@jimmyrustler8983 Lord Brundle of FlyVille
We should all be so lucky to have a friend like Colin is to Bobo
colin is the only person in the room that didnt get destroyed by the karma behind this evil shit
You're actually right
Colin is in his own league entirely. Respect.
This might be one of the most casually psychotic and sadistic bits you could find. Colin is screaming into the void trying to make sense of this.
Colin yelling in the background off mic is by far one of the funniest things ever !!!!
"You ever had a didgeridoo stuck in you?"
😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
“Knock it off Spade!!” Vintage racism lol
Jesus I've never laughed so hard while simultaneously dropping into sadness at once
This is terrible he's such a good hearted little dude send him to the bunny ranch for Christ sakes
So he can chocke them while hugging, or step on them by accident?)
Say what you will about Howard but he would have gotten Bobo laid time and time again LOL
@@magamale2111 is that on yt?
@@magamale2111 I believe they tried once but thr radio company wouldn't allow them too
He's not a good hearted little dude. He's a creepy little psycho.
This is the radio equivalent to a classic album
56:15 “what the hell is this??”
Colin is hysterical in this
I just clicked that time stamp and fucking died. It’s such a valid question as they’re questioning her about her potential genetic defects! Hahaha and then he follows it up with WHAT IS IT!!? hahahaha
Kelly fastucas biggest credit
I wonder what she looked like back then.
Patrice was a genius. RIP.
*Patrice trying to help Bobo the entire time*
Bobo: Knock it off spade!
im sorry but asking questions that would sure as hell get me slapped... nah.
@@lindinle patrice was spitting game on the girl, he knew that shit would went real bad for bobo and just tried to test the girl a lil bit.
@@drewinsur7321 i know but still i would understand bobos apprehension.
God damn that was funny “knock it off, Spade”
Everytime some points out how evil this was Anthony just cackles 😂😂😂
when everybody left the studio it felt like the fucking end credits
Like the end of scarface just a sad shame.
I love Kenny, he's such a team player,.
"social skills of a wasp fa la la la la"
He really came through in this one, not only by literally cockblocking Bobo & getting her out but by making Bobo think it was his own fault.
@@at8736 hornet*
"I was blocked" is up there with "I abandoned my child"
It's like a tradition now. I watch this every year.
Me: Why y'all gotta do Bobo like this?
Also Me: (Laughing till my ribs hurt)
Ope says "providence" instead of "province".
No one cares about Canada
Oh Hi Mark
New Syria*
He’s dumb as Bobo
It’s actually hard for me to imagine something more mean than this. I mean this absolutely blows away even the most cruel high school or middle school crap I’ve ever heard of.
I can’t listen to this very often but every once in a while it’s an interesting bit of radio and human history.
oh for sure i heard and seen some mean school shit but not with millions of listeners witnessing, collin was right, the public deserves to kno who was that girl lmao
Man up and listen to Slavegirl with Patrice and Louie
It's the radio equivalent of the Prom Queen scene in Carrie.
"I'll fuckin' beat yer ass, Patrice!" 🤣🤣🤣