Hilarious Hypotheticals! (OneyPlays Inspired)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @peachesnscream
    @peachesnscream Год назад +13

    "I'm being hunted by a vignette" 😂😂

  • @brandonleisure9999
    @brandonleisure9999 Год назад +39

    One could say jared is losing his sight, losing his mind, and wishing somebody would tell him hes fine

  • @zedanide6984
    @zedanide6984 Год назад +146

    Gotta get Zach and Chris on the show at this point, this isn't the first time Oney has been referenced. Have them record a song or do a roast off

    • @humanure0
      @humanure0 Год назад +8

      unfortunately we both know that just would not happen brother. fun idea regardless

    • @robertanderson1690
      @robertanderson1690 Год назад

      He can go on their show since it's far more popular, but I agree.

    • @ringoflatts6571
      @ringoflatts6571 Год назад +1

      Lyle too, since he’s a guitarist/metalhead

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 Год назад

      honestly zach needs to do some vocals on a real brutal song

  • @Jasminemass9403
    @Jasminemass9403 Год назад +29

    It makes me so happy you guys are fans of OneyPlays. This is the best. We need a collab NOW

  • @derekbastien2181
    @derekbastien2181 Год назад +51

    The most underrated channel in RUclips history I can’t count the amount of times I have died laughing at these videos. They always put me in a great mood. Looking forward to more frequent uploads guys you are the best!

    • @BittersweetDuality
      @BittersweetDuality Год назад

      Check out Speeduncle99 especially the truth or DM series

  • @ZaccScissorlip
    @ZaccScissorlip Год назад +79

    Can we do a gaming storytime with the OneyPlays cast? That would go craaazzy!

  • @griefforest1870
    @griefforest1870 Год назад +12

    Those three sounds at once sound intriguing. Imagining growling, screaming and Dani Filth screeching at the same time, it would sound absolutely mental

    • @tevildo9383
      @tevildo9383 Год назад

      So it’s just real time layering?

    • @griefforest1870
      @griefforest1870 Год назад

      @@tevildo9383 Basically. There are classically trained singers and in certain native cultures who can split their voice at least two ways, but three is impossible as far as I know.

  • @Kekistani_Insurgent
    @Kekistani_Insurgent Год назад +7

    I almost feel like jared was microdosing shrooms in this video, he’s just so much more on the ball and clever than usual

  • @F_L_U_X
    @F_L_U_X Год назад +7

    1:40 🤣
    Austin should really get hired by Adult Swim or SOMEBODY who can animate his crazy ideas/comedy/talent.

  • @jobiy1999
    @jobiy1999 Год назад +3

    You'd only get 200 sneezes before your vision was 100% darker than it was before your first sneeze.

  • @crimsonwerecat
    @crimsonwerecat Год назад +9

    Now imagine if back in the day, every time Jimi Hendrix dropped acid, he met Jared!

  • @WyWyOG
    @WyWyOG Год назад +9

    I LOVE OneyPlays so much, makes me happy seeing this kinda content

  • @willhargreaveshf
    @willhargreaveshf Год назад +5

    Every time Dickey says 'arms' he sounds more and more like Mr. Krabs

  • @shawndavis7688
    @shawndavis7688 5 месяцев назад

    "These are just like taste good. Just like buttered toast" is one of my favorite things he ever said and my favorite Ed Edd and Eddy reference ever lmfao I forgot about this video till it popped up on my reccs again and I'm so glad tapped on this lmfao

  • @javierolvera4190
    @javierolvera4190 Год назад +7

    Austin should have a goblin off against Zach lol make this happen!

  • @loke-a-motive368
    @loke-a-motive368 Год назад +8

    It's funny that this is inspired by OneyPlays, cause I've always thought Dickey sorta sounds like Zach Hadel. That's just me, tho. Lol

  • @_nickbaxxter
    @_nickbaxxter Год назад

    Austin and Jared have such creative minds and really work perfectly together. You both not only have major musical talent but your comedy is honestly genius. A lot of these hypotheticals, on top of countless other bits you guys do, could be turned into HILARIOUS and incredibly artistic skits for RUclips content. Like that Jimi Hendrix on 3 hits of lsd one? That is a great idea. Even one of the last videos with the 40 year old guy who just started a music career and physically struggling to keep up - had me literally frozen in laughter🤣

  • @wolfbournethefirst5055
    @wolfbournethefirst5055 Год назад +2

    I love that Dickey is an Oneyplays fan

  • @billiejoeeyelash
    @billiejoeeyelash Год назад +2

    This is probably the most unexpected thing on this channel but I'm all for it.

  • @RyanConnell5150
    @RyanConnell5150 Год назад

    11:02 Chris Pratt just becomes Chris Farley from that sketch on SNL where he kept saying to Paul McCartney "remember when you did ___? That was great" lmao

  • @nordicshredder4128
    @nordicshredder4128 Год назад +3

    the alchemy one had me thinking of FMA and how it would be cool to use tomes/circles to be at an insane level of skill at anything

  • @elaynaterrell3576
    @elaynaterrell3576 Год назад +2

    All I had to see was the what if big foot tied you up and I was in lol

  • @justahusk8151
    @justahusk8151 Год назад

    If my parents had their faces swapped I would sneeze 200 times and go blind.

  • @bubblegumswirl9744
    @bubblegumswirl9744 Год назад

    It makes me so happy that Austin watches Oneyplays, they’d be fuckin’ hilarious together!

  • @xXTrueSeekerXx
    @xXTrueSeekerXx Год назад

    Have been a fan of both of you for a very long time. That being said, this is easily the earliest I've been for a video. Probably helps I've been binging the show for the last few days. Keep it up, guys. I love seeing how far both of you have come

  • @TylerRossow
    @TylerRossow Год назад +1

    The vignette edit gave me anxiety in this context 😂😂

  • @FOCS27
    @FOCS27 Год назад

    Damn, that last hypothetical became reality! Does that mean the rest will too? Did Austin predict the future? Illuminati confirmed.

  • @haydenkinley5266
    @haydenkinley5266 Год назад

    the sneeze conundrum put the fear of god in me. I'm riddled with allergies and have impared visions already, i'd go blind in a week.
    whatever malevolent being wills this curse into existence must be truly evil.

  • @xx7secondsxx
    @xx7secondsxx Год назад

    The "no arms" debate is making my think of the he Seinfeld episode where George I'd all mad at work.
    "They had a guy there who had NO ARMS!!... he had a pretty woman... got More work done than I did!.... Drove a better car than I did!...."
    Jerry: "He drove a better car!?.... with no arms!"
    "Oh who cares..... they all hated me anyways Jerry!"
    LMADO!🤣🤣🤣

  • @reubenk7331
    @reubenk7331 10 месяцев назад

    Some of those really make you consider, then others, no freaking way.

  • @xayax7920
    @xayax7920 Год назад

    I love that these are the guys that made Dining w/ Dickey

  • @F_L_U_X
    @F_L_U_X Год назад +10

    Jared: what does that even mean?
    Austin: I have no idea
    Jared: ...didn't you write these?
    Austin: Yeah
    Jared: So what does that even mean?
    Austin: I have no idea

  • @ModernDayMalice
    @ModernDayMalice Год назад +1

    Can only think about a snorlax causing a traffic jam now

  • @alcoholicofthedarkforrest4402
    @alcoholicofthedarkforrest4402 Год назад +1

    I came here in search of tomars mysterious little special emeralds. And I'm sorely disappointed by the lack of aforementioned emeralds.

  • @somethingaboutfrogs
    @somethingaboutfrogs Год назад

    If you pinch the bridge of your nose just below your eyes for a few seconds it fully stops the sneeze build up. I went a solid 2 years without sneezing one time.

  • @TuffOrganicBoi
    @TuffOrganicBoi Год назад +1

    I was just going back through some of your guys’ old videos when I came across the “ why do we play music” video and I just realized how much Austin has influenced me. Like him I was going through a dark time and related to the songs and that is why I now want to be a drummer or at least involved in music like maybe a producer or something. I’m trying to start a band with a classmate of mine who plays guitar but I don’t really know how. Maybe you guys could do a video about it talking about your experiences with it. I’m 16 by the way and have been playing the drums for 4 years now. I’ve always wanted to do vocals but I can’t really sing so I’m trying to learn how to scream and Austin’s tutorials are great. I love your guys’ music and your videos so much. They always get me out of a bad mood. I just wanted to let you know how appreciative I am of all your work.

  • @coreyalexander5375
    @coreyalexander5375 Год назад

    I saw the thumbnail to this on my tv half asleep. I chalk it up to my brain mixing up two different images and fall back asleep. I wake up to see it was real. My worlds that i never thought would crossover have and I'm fine with this.

  • @SamsMusicification
    @SamsMusicification Год назад +1

    2:30am perfect time to watch a new Dickey Dines vid. Or 'Ticket Tunes' as autocorrect would have it xD

  • @aestheticbeatz5700
    @aestheticbeatz5700 Год назад +1

    Oh i get it. He's in a video game where hes Mario. It's a remake, so you'd be in a video game. Where Jack Black is Bowser that's a real thing. It's being developed.

  • @swept4829
    @swept4829 Год назад +1

    A video from my favorite channel inspired by my second favorite channel?! Fuck yeah

  • @frosmane9041
    @frosmane9041 Год назад

    im a proficient vocalist and i gotta say... that triple sound imitation thing seems pretty gnarly. cj mccreary tunnel lows, with dickie allen tunnel highs and some monstrous top tongue mids all at the same time would be just the gnarliest sound ever.

  • @nudalBrains
    @nudalBrains Год назад

    I sneeze every time I walk out a dark building. Light sensitivity is a bitch and I’d be blind by the end of the month. 😆

  • @williamtrevino7542
    @williamtrevino7542 Год назад

    This is the best channel on RUclips I always bust out laughing please never stop

  • @jayfindlay7793
    @jayfindlay7793 Год назад

    Yeah I could definitely stifle every sneeze for the rest of my life,

  • @Brutaldeathkingpin
    @Brutaldeathkingpin Год назад +2

    It's funny y'all referenced oney plays lyle is an amazing guitar player

  • @RQ.140
    @RQ.140 10 месяцев назад

    Best way to not sneeze I've found is biting your tongue, your brain is going to try to keep you from biting through your own tongue so you just like bite it till the sneezy sensation passes.. and it totally works too! This coming from a guy who is allergic to everything except Horses, Kentucky Blue Grass, and Pine Trees.
    (Genetically im a northern Kentucky horse farmer.)

  • @No-sr5fb
    @No-sr5fb Год назад +4

    Shred collab with lyle when? Lol love it

  • @TheDerpsKast
    @TheDerpsKast Год назад

    This is a crossover I did not fucking expect

  • @ItsJustMe0585
    @ItsJustMe0585 8 месяцев назад

    You will be happy to know that the horse in the Neverending Story did NOT die.

  • @carlyh4315
    @carlyh4315 Год назад +6

    Austin has some Zach energy honestly. I love it

  • @ZarMakoupisGeORge
    @ZarMakoupisGeORge Год назад

    All that's missing from the frame of this video is a little dancing mouse (to represent Zach) and we've got the ulternative reality version of all the members of the oney gang. Dickey as Chris, Jared as Tomar and the skeleton as Lyle.

  • @LeHeuZaHer
    @LeHeuZaHer Год назад

    Love that “just like buttered toast” Ed reference 🤣

  • @RyanConnell5150
    @RyanConnell5150 Год назад

    7:52 no you'd be a double amputee beatboxer. Paraplegic is like Joe Swanson on Family Guy where you have legs but you can't use them.

  • @ScrewBallTheAlien
    @ScrewBallTheAlien 5 месяцев назад

    12:04 Make-a da Mushroom Kingdom a-Great Again!

  • @skatemetal5062
    @skatemetal5062 Год назад +1

    Every time I take 3 hits of acid I see Jimmy along with Jerry Garcia

  • @smackofalltrades
    @smackofalltrades Год назад +2

    Now that i'm 30 ive increased my DickeyDines intake. Its really good for the skin, eyes, lungs and bunghole. Highly recommend

  • @deadlikedisco4726
    @deadlikedisco4726 Год назад

    I was just watching some old Ding Dong and Julian videos when this popped up. Fantastic timing.

  • @Syntex_Infinity
    @Syntex_Infinity Год назад

    I did the math, you only need to sneeze 200 times before going 100% blind. The average person sneezes about 450 times a year so it would only take about 6 months to go completely blind (that is if you don't try to control the sneezing)

  • @xx7secondsxx
    @xx7secondsxx Год назад

    Heyyy!!! If your parents had the swapped face features!!!...... the 5% vision loss from that 5 mill isn't sounding too bad now!!! LMADO!

  • @skeezie6855
    @skeezie6855 Год назад

    Been watching y’all since 2016. And y’all continue to brighten my day up. I love you boys always 🤘🤘🤘

  • @JeserNoob
    @JeserNoob Год назад +1

    My amount of respect for Austin has gone so much higher for having appreciation for oneyplays / zach

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 Год назад

    Nice to see that someone else knows oney.
    Also, I’d love a collab with the bois.

  • @Masked_SVincent
    @Masked_SVincent Год назад +1

    I’m just saying, if a mouth appears on my belly button and tells me not to tell anyone, I ain’t takin the risk of… whatever the mouth is tormenting my insides lmao

  • @justsomedude88
    @justsomedude88 Год назад

    I love you guys so much. Thank you for the dopamine.

  • @xpndblhero5170
    @xpndblhero5170 Год назад

    I'm pretty sure taking any amount of acid would make you see Jimmy Hendrix and I only know that because I've seen him there.... LoL

  • @BlueberryPlays_
    @BlueberryPlays_ Год назад

    I can't express how hyped the oney and zach were the inspiration for this video lmfao yesssssss

  • @smyleg3586
    @smyleg3586 Год назад +1

    I have an Oneyplays problem. Just watched like an hour and a half compilation of their impressions last night. Lol

  • @outr0
    @outr0 Год назад

    As soon as you had burp !!! I BURPED

  • @sirde4thtr4p32
    @sirde4thtr4p32 Год назад +1

    Literally would become a Full METAL Alchemist 🤔🤔🤔

  • @im_not_a_real_guy
    @im_not_a_real_guy Год назад +2

    3:48 yes it hurts

  • @nicolassetser3878
    @nicolassetser3878 Год назад

    Lyle, Lyle you gotta wake up

  • @fungusly
    @fungusly Год назад +1

    My worlds are colliding

  • @Nothoman16
    @Nothoman16 Год назад

    U can sneeze underwater, it's happened too me before in a pool

  • @LanaGhoste-G59
    @LanaGhoste-G59 Год назад

    I literally set a reminder for this video, but I fell asleep. Lol

  • @CaloBrown
    @CaloBrown Год назад

    Big foot TikTok? I'd be down for that.

  • @armadyllcrown
    @armadyllcrown Год назад +1

    Former swimmer here, you can in fact sneeze under water its just not very pleasant.

  • @beautifuldisaster848
    @beautifuldisaster848 Год назад

    Oh God Jared is my spirit human 😂 la crois and burping

  • @RyanConnell5150
    @RyanConnell5150 Год назад

    I would be Chris Pratt's Luigi if he took me to meet Aubrey Plaza, his Parks and Rec costar. She's my favorite Parks cast member.

  • @TheAngelofDeath78
    @TheAngelofDeath78 Год назад

    I'd agree to do Luigi, but I gotta get a spot on the Terminal List too

  • @JFrohlichMusic
    @JFrohlichMusic Год назад +2

    The La Croix boix's

  • @TrashBoat11
    @TrashBoat11 Год назад

    Bigfoot's Manager is a sick band name 🔥🤣

  • @montanaadams452
    @montanaadams452 Год назад +1

    Look, all I'm saying is if you had a tiny clone of Hitler, would you torture it?

  • @thefounder681
    @thefounder681 Год назад

    The roachdog's little boy made it in the thumbnail

  • @Chris-zr2jk
    @Chris-zr2jk Год назад

    Did not expect this.

  • @Gottislaps
    @Gottislaps Год назад

    Love the videos boys !

  • @MrRoBiNg13
    @MrRoBiNg13 Год назад

    OneyPlays inspired DickeyDines video was not on my bingo card but I'll be damned if it hasn't been added now

  • @yuma_da_puma
    @yuma_da_puma Год назад +1

    Austin getting that long hair 🤘

  • @DarkAnubis
    @DarkAnubis Год назад +2

    0:40 Ed, Edd, and Eddy reference?

  • @WillowTheSchizo
    @WillowTheSchizo Год назад

    I used to squeeze my nose when I was about to sneeze and it just never came.

  • @BonyHawksToeSkater
    @BonyHawksToeSkater Год назад

    Am I too high or did Jared not understand the second one where you go more blind with every sneeze? 🤣

  • @Algebra2Master
    @Algebra2Master Год назад

    Blues God gettin' old 😆😆 @14:00

  • @deathpanorama_
    @deathpanorama_ Год назад

    Lmao who knew my fav bois also like my fav gaming bois

  • @williamhill6386
    @williamhill6386 Год назад

    I work at a liquor store. I can transmute alcohol into bodily fluids.

    • @williamhill6386
      @williamhill6386 Год назад

      @The_DickeyDines_show. Color me intrigued. What might that be, good sirs?

    • @tommymeagher8660
      @tommymeagher8660 Год назад

      @@williamhill6386its fake

  • @Emo_Penguin32
    @Emo_Penguin32 Год назад

    Worst first dates from reddit and your personal own! Next video please

  • @late_gamer13
    @late_gamer13 Год назад

    Jared, I'm so glad you shaved your mustache, it frustrated me 🤣

  • @Kurimi13
    @Kurimi13 Год назад +1

    It still has trouble being recommended to me when it comes out, but I'm really happy to have DickeyDines back.

  • @charliejamz.
    @charliejamz. Год назад

    Now let’s reverse the roles and hear what Austin would hypothetically do.

  • @dudesons420
    @dudesons420 Год назад

    I stayed late at work and missed the first 20 min 🥲 what I miss?!! 😂

  • @garrettwells5895
    @garrettwells5895 Год назад +2

    Would you shit yourself for a joke even if no one else knew you did?

  • @roachxyz
    @roachxyz Год назад

    I tried La Croix but I like Ice Lemon Lime sparkling water.