moistcr1tikal Twitch Stream Nov 25th, 2018 [Hitman 2]

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  • @wetham4461
    @wetham4461 6 лет назад +1423

    i use these to help me fall asleep

  • @coltonloustalot2318
    @coltonloustalot2318 6 лет назад +545

    Imagine telling your family about the day at work where you got knocked out 8 times while trying to deliver mail by 4 different bald dudes

  • @BeanDigg
    @BeanDigg 3 года назад +146

    Felt like I was in a time machine when he talked about the surgery on a grape and sprite cranberry 😂

    • @T.C.M.Y.T
      @T.C.M.Y.T 3 года назад +8

      Hahaha same brother!!!

    • @persona_idiot
      @persona_idiot 2 года назад +3

      @IMY123 not a very convincing fake RUclips link there

    • @DomDoryy
      @DomDoryy Год назад +2

      when the dono asked him to dab for 20 dollars i thought they meant hit a dab instead of the move

  • @roundrock5429
    @roundrock5429 2 года назад +26

    I love coming back to these, Charlie’s wit and Hitman mixed like peanut butter and jelly, truly legendary.

  • @queefomatic9273
    @queefomatic9273 4 года назад +194

    don’t mind me, just watching streams from almost two years ago

  • @nooneinparticular5273
    @nooneinparticular5273 4 года назад +128

    I love haggling with that dude and just watching Agent 47 break that poor salesman down. Like, of all the murders 47 commits, no one gets damaged as much as the Indian cloth salesman who he just penance stares into oblivion.

  • @johnriley4425
    @johnriley4425 5 лет назад +235

    Must be hard for tiana to hassle charlie about anything. He's in constant joke mode. I don't think he gave a single serious reply in that entire interaction

    • @raulvalgar1999
      @raulvalgar1999 4 года назад +37

      When he's straming yeah but maybe not when he's off the internet.

    • @Subpar1224
      @Subpar1224 3 года назад +3

      @Carcinat V ayy I must have great problem solving skills

    • @nothinshere7220
      @nothinshere7220 3 года назад +15

      Ok mister redditor

    • @anthonynoce9071
      @anthonynoce9071 3 года назад +2

      Like oooo lllllp ikkkk ooooo

    • @g_ant343
      @g_ant343 3 года назад +1

      @@nothinshere7220 hahaha funny charlie calls people redditor so I will too I’m so funny lmao

  • @DuuzeJR
    @DuuzeJR 2 года назад +25

    When you got close to the mic and said *"its not gonna happen, I gonna keep biting some of that ham and putting it right back!"*
    I lost it!
    2:07:14

  • @RaenbowRenegade
    @RaenbowRenegade 6 лет назад +167

    Charlie stop putting bitten ham back in the container

  • @hagan31
    @hagan31 2 года назад +14

    In my opinion this is the best hitman stream Charlie has ever done. All 3 hours were filled with laughs. I may have played through the hitman trilogy loads before but he makes everything about this seem fresh in my mind and even better than I remembered

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple Год назад +2

      W

    • @dylank4827
      @dylank4827 Год назад +1

      i know this comment is old asf but do you reccomend i play hitman?

    • @hagan31
      @hagan31 Год назад

      @@dylank4827 i would recommend you give it a go

  • @liamahern9725
    @liamahern9725 3 года назад +26

    "Janus is 2 cheeseburgers away from death."
    Im dead 💀

  • @pyk_
    @pyk_ 4 года назад +47

    Imagine being that one guy who just can't stand it when other people deviate from optimal playing.

    • @ottoharing7161
      @ottoharing7161 3 года назад +3

      not saying that Im that one guy but sometimes charlie is just inting at the same part for like 10 times X?D but thats just charlie being charlie

  • @forgemaster1492
    @forgemaster1492 5 лет назад +49

    Whenever I miss a stream I come here and this way it makes me feel like I'm apart of the legendary pre notification squad so thanks mate

  • @twxker
    @twxker 6 лет назад +107

    2:06:00 him and his girlfriend 😂

  • @harrisonhermoso3765
    @harrisonhermoso3765 4 года назад +13

    10:00 love how he just sprays into the crowd

  • @HXWKBXY
    @HXWKBXY 3 года назад +2

    Funniest parts (for me): 49:08-53:31, 1:17:33-1:23:33, 1:46:33-1:56:37, 2:00:13, 2:01:27, 2:05:53-2:07:21, 2:08:27-2:11:50, what was He talking about at 2:13:27?, 2:54:20

  • @W75.
    @W75. 3 года назад +6

    11:56 The greatest Hitman of all time 1:27:54

  • @alphablitz6048
    @alphablitz6048 4 года назад +9

    At 3:21:00 I really thought he might finish the mission in 2 minutes. I wasn't disappointed.

  • @blucka98
    @blucka98 Год назад +4

    These are helping me through really hard times, thank you

  • @charliem4560
    @charliem4560 2 года назад +4

    Hit man is one of the funniest games. And it’s now combined with the funniest RUclips. Best combo of all time.

  • @tlm2096
    @tlm2096 3 года назад +8

    god i love these old streams

    • @Coffee.Warlord
      @Coffee.Warlord 3 года назад

      I will never get tired of these livestreams

  • @fryingpanmand4435
    @fryingpanmand4435 5 лет назад +25

    1:41:14 woah is that a little reference from my childhood hero that lives under the sea???

  • @nilleftw
    @nilleftw 5 лет назад +31

    Just snapped a guys neck
    "Did I just pacify this mission?"

  • @WatchLearnSee
    @WatchLearnSee 6 лет назад +56

    Why does it end abruptly? :(

  • @koboldbiopellet
    @koboldbiopellet 2 года назад +3

    He said hiding bodies is useless and then complains when people recognize him because he has the compromised status -_-

  • @charliem4560
    @charliem4560 Год назад

    13:30 Him going downstairs in the other guys clothes is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

  • @branimirdzhenkov9549
    @branimirdzhenkov9549 5 лет назад +8

    We love you Dale

  • @thebrawlingmage9353
    @thebrawlingmage9353 5 лет назад +20

    Helping destroy T-series one shot at a time.

  • @bongski985
    @bongski985 3 года назад +1

    plot twist the bald man is actually the bald guy in masterchef

  • @LGib01
    @LGib01 5 лет назад +13

    He’s hunting T-Series

  • @caseymckenna7111
    @caseymckenna7111 3 года назад +1

    “Okay. I’ve got the cerulean. Let’s go.”

  • @mattfitz1710
    @mattfitz1710 4 года назад +13

    "The postman never sleeps, the mail never stops coming, god damn hero"
    as someone who slaves in postal can confirm it never stops you just live in mail

  • @NoCommission-bo6vh
    @NoCommission-bo6vh 3 года назад +2

    9:49 this is literally how i play hit man absolution

  • @Tate_Oftedahl
    @Tate_Oftedahl Год назад +2

    If chill had a definition

  • @legendary_kd
    @legendary_kd 3 года назад +12

    Dale is the greatest human being of all time, such dedication 👏

    • @Con_easy
      @Con_easy 3 года назад

      Lies it's Charlie have you seen his pokemon card collection vids?

  • @anthonywilliams2557
    @anthonywilliams2557 4 года назад +2

    LOL that guy getting hit over and over. he ain't got no more skull anymore its just in pieces from being hit so many times from blunt force trauma

  • @tgirl_fangs
    @tgirl_fangs 4 года назад +5

    This is from when Charlie's hair looked like a kindergartner who's mom didn't want to go to the barber so she did it at home.

  • @retroz1lla
    @retroz1lla 2 года назад +1

    1:36:23 - okay this is some serious meta-stuff! Charlie says Mark Faba looks like Sean Bean to him, thus calling him Mr. Bean - "faba" is the Latin word for "bean". 😆

    • @jabisu4162
      @jabisu4162 2 года назад

      cause it is sean bean

    • @retroz1lla
      @retroz1lla 2 года назад +1

      @@jabisu4162 Omfg. 😅 I wanted to sound smart, but didn't even realize that was intentional because it IS Sean Bean... okay I'm officially dumb. XD

    • @jabisu4162
      @jabisu4162 2 года назад +1

      @@retroz1lla it was still funny, i was just letting you know lol

  • @moolano48
    @moolano48 4 года назад +1

    Why did the stream end like that?

  • @hughjego4493
    @hughjego4493 3 года назад +1

    I've loved your stuff since the BC days, but man I don't think I've ever heard a single 'pardon' after any of those heinous belches into the mic lol

    • @plaguis1391
      @plaguis1391 3 года назад +1

      This isn't Charlie's channel

    • @hughjego4493
      @hughjego4493 3 года назад

      @@plaguis1391 I guess replace yours with his lol.
      To be fair, if it was his channel it's not like Charlie is gonna go "Oh HUGH doesn't like it? I better sort it out!" so I'm just venting really :P

  • @joshuaspencer4272
    @joshuaspencer4272 3 года назад +1

    2:07:17 I love Charlie so much for that

  • @averycrisp1730
    @averycrisp1730 2 года назад +1

    Bru, the ham 😂 😭 🍖

  • @juff89
    @juff89 6 лет назад +7

    I honestly enjoy Charlie and his humor. But watching him play games is awful, he barely pays attention which just leads to him fucking up which is frustrating to watch or he just does his own thing and fucks up and it’s equally as frustrating, yet I still watch him lol

  • @zorkosgaming3606
    @zorkosgaming3606 2 года назад +2

    2:01:45 he predicted Chris Evans trash tash

  • @joselugo7849
    @joselugo7849 4 года назад +5

    Why did he knock out dale :,(

  • @SilusValeriusVT
    @SilusValeriusVT 3 года назад +1

    Honestly 1337 fingies from second one.

  • @JBA999
    @JBA999 3 года назад +2

    Bro I’m high as shit but 21:03 to 21:50 had me cracking up 😂😂

  • @liamdavenport2947
    @liamdavenport2947 4 года назад +3

    57:00 walks past the maelstrom

  • @SilusValeriusVT
    @SilusValeriusVT 3 года назад

    If you kill everyone on Segal, then there are more suits of armor, they're just not for you. And their occupied.

  • @aperson674
    @aperson674 4 года назад +4

    i love how he forgets to click accept after he breaks that guy

    • @aperson674
      @aperson674 4 года назад +2

      and how he completely misses the mission opportunity to kill Sean bean

  • @somebodyfaraway
    @somebodyfaraway 4 года назад +2

    9:57 "this is how hitman was meant to be played"

  • @lw1381
    @lw1381 3 года назад

    *shoots man in the head in the middle of a large crowd of people* "i am becoming a pro at hitman"

  • @Just_KotaX
    @Just_KotaX 5 лет назад +13

    Before he had long hair, awwwww

  • @JohnDoe-vx9bo
    @JohnDoe-vx9bo 2 года назад

    1:46:30 the best 5 seconds of the entire stream....

  • @fritzdecat
    @fritzdecat 3 года назад +3

    2:47:44
    I didn't know Matt was in this game.

  • @thepageofawesome
    @thepageofawesome Год назад

    I had this sitting in my favorites and forgot what the fucking twist was wow what a pleasant suprise

  • @ragulonker738
    @ragulonker738 5 лет назад

    What time does he stream til?

  • @vietdinhvan1560
    @vietdinhvan1560 6 лет назад +6

    Upload more

  • @burnedoutstar1681
    @burnedoutstar1681 4 года назад +1

    Lol proof Charlie knew Muta back then

  • @Wyonite
    @Wyonite 3 года назад

    If only he knew what el matador was...

  • @pandagaming9071
    @pandagaming9071 4 года назад +6

    2:27:28 did not age well

  • @imlagging3653
    @imlagging3653 5 лет назад +1

    No Russian had an option to be skipped because of how controversial the mission was

  • @l3k064
    @l3k064 2 года назад

    I don't know what charlie has dale is perfectly right to trust seth everman

  • @jamesstyle1631
    @jamesstyle1631 5 лет назад +2

    the hammmm lool

  • @bruhmoment7430
    @bruhmoment7430 4 года назад

    jesus christ this man has been reuplloading this shit for years

  • @MadBunny1010
    @MadBunny1010 5 лет назад

    I love that Agent Moist is standing in front of tv cameras and a grand stand of people shooting a gun and no one sees him do it

  • @lolok3075
    @lolok3075 6 лет назад +20

    *46 minutes ago*
    *comments from 1 hour ago*

    • @matthewp.782
      @matthewp.782 6 лет назад +3

      Your names works for the comment

    • @lolok3075
      @lolok3075 6 лет назад +8

      @@matthewp.782 yes i predicted this exact moment and so i created my account and name just so the prophecy could be fulfilled

    • @andresond2
      @andresond2 5 лет назад +1

      @Polarbear Frost S No you dweeb, if you want to be an unlikeable purist you should at least check out some theories for the etymology of the word. None of them were spelled "okay". You also have to learn the function of abbreviations, slang and acronyms if you ever want to function in real society.

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 5 лет назад +1

      @@andresond2 not at all, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard

  • @W75.
    @W75. 3 года назад +1

    My lungs are broken after this stream

  • @eeveelop5310
    @eeveelop5310 3 года назад +2

    I love you these are awesome you’re awesome thank you for existing

  • @martinalabanza
    @martinalabanza 4 года назад +2

    Impostor training

  • @Comrade_Nils
    @Comrade_Nils 5 лет назад +13

    holy sh*t that stream was beautiful. unmatched lulz were had!

  • @0XIV0
    @0XIV0 Год назад

    2:05:53 Classic Gamer Momment

  • @Z_Belphemon
    @Z_Belphemon 5 лет назад +2

    17:26 thank you come again
    those words had my balls quaking

  • @OneFinalAutumn
    @OneFinalAutumn 4 года назад +6

    My favorite part was when he killed that one guy! Super funny! Best comedy!!

  • @AceCC11
    @AceCC11 10 месяцев назад

    Why is Charlie still with Tiana? Lol

  • @Ok_Butterscotch1549
    @Ok_Butterscotch1549 3 года назад +5

    Charlie’s aim is kinda crazy

    • @punnnnpun
      @punnnnpun 3 года назад +2

      he's cracked at every game

  • @bermm
    @bermm 5 лет назад +4

    2:08:57 Ha ha, he’s dead

  • @cryothought812
    @cryothought812 4 года назад

    Do you guys know why Charlie burps alot, does he have so gastric problems or something?

    • @nickswanson2124
      @nickswanson2124 4 года назад +5

      I have his medical records right here, lemme open em up

    • @adamennaqui7413
      @adamennaqui7413 4 года назад +2

      @@nickswanson2124 mostly to assert dominance

  • @bluebandit5586
    @bluebandit5586 5 лет назад +4

    is tiana a nurse? She looks like shes wearing scrubs

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 лет назад +23

      Actually, yes. That's not an apartment or a house room but his hospital room. Charlie is actually a mental patient and his streams and his youtube channel serve as a form of therapy for him. Tiana is a nurse and she checks up him every once in a while.

    • @funkgoeson4936
      @funkgoeson4936 5 лет назад +1

      Tiana is a vet

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 лет назад +2

      @@funkgoeson4936 Don't you mean "moist"?

  • @robdecker516
    @robdecker516 5 лет назад

    51:00 AWP’ers in CS:GO be like

    • @Chris-pp2xb
      @Chris-pp2xb 5 лет назад

      Wrong. He’s not a CT rushing A long with an AWP waiting for an unlucky Terrorist to come through the doors so he can headshot them without any effort

    • @Pedro-vx4nb
      @Pedro-vx4nb 4 года назад

      @@Chris-pp2xb ok and

  • @twxker
    @twxker 5 лет назад +1

    2:20:00

  • @JohnDoe-vx9bo
    @JohnDoe-vx9bo 2 года назад +2

    Is a 9 year old playing? Or does he play with the intellect of a 9 year old?

  • @Dead_End_Angel
    @Dead_End_Angel 2 года назад

    Wish Charlie wasn't addicted to runescape fishing and would focus on the one game instead of making mistakes constantly, he's actually really good when he isn't distracted

  • @damonsalvatore2513
    @damonsalvatore2513 5 лет назад +2

    Charlie when did you and Tiana got married

    • @Ringo-Starr
      @Ringo-Starr 5 лет назад

      Damon Salvatore they aren’t married-he doesn’t believe in marriage

    • @ihavefriends216
      @ihavefriends216 5 лет назад +1

      Johnny Greenslit you lying butthole. On her Instagram she's wearing a ring on her ring finger.

    • @Tangerator
      @Tangerator 5 лет назад

      I wear a ring on my ring finger... Im not married. I like rings, whats wrong?

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 лет назад +6

      @@Tangerator Well, it is kind of a logical assumption to make when you see a ring on the ring finger given the commonly accepted symbolism.

  • @airendur
    @airendur 4 года назад +1

    fatty part of ham is best part thoo

  • @valentiahuguley3720
    @valentiahuguley3720 3 года назад

    The zealous vegetable intradurally nod because gorilla alarmingly clean till a medical hood. nasty, permissible border

  • @arthurmorgan7563
    @arthurmorgan7563 3 года назад

    Bruh i fell asleep

  • @hagan31
    @hagan31 2 года назад

    2:07:01 lol

  • @sauldibari6598
    @sauldibari6598 4 года назад +2

    Yes yes I love the food here for a a good place for lunch or lunch with a great family dinner with a a friend of a a friend to my work order to make a good one and a good night to my family for a good one of my food drinks here for the food here for the lunch and the dinner here is great way here to be sure and I eat a good

  • @michael120.
    @michael120. 4 года назад

    dale no

  • @DuuzeJR
    @DuuzeJR 2 года назад

    come on dewood

  • @kipj76
    @kipj76 4 года назад

    This is so booring! I use it aswell to sleep!

  • @Mi-xj2sf
    @Mi-xj2sf 5 лет назад +2

    Kingsman on moist meter!

  • @chrysis1248
    @chrysis1248 3 года назад

    181

  • @NewName0
    @NewName0 5 лет назад

    Nice

  • @kipj76
    @kipj76 4 года назад

    He is really good on analyzing vids but not games! He is great at martial art, food, etc. I really love him! But this sucks!

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout Год назад

      You think he's good at ANYTHING but video games? Let alone fucking food?! He literally pays no attention to instructions, or directions. God, watching him try and make something as simple as potato pancakes was abyssmal.

  • @damocles7862
    @damocles7862 6 лет назад +3

    Yeet

  • @DynoPoV
    @DynoPoV 5 лет назад

    This is amazing

  • @kingcrimson5034
    @kingcrimson5034 5 лет назад

    Bro chill with the title boomer

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout Год назад

      What, scared to read longer titles? Get a fucking education

  • @isaiahramox
    @isaiahramox 4 года назад

    1.49.27

    • @BitBANANA222
      @BitBANANA222 4 года назад

      1:49:27

    • @isaiahramox
      @isaiahramox 4 года назад

      Bit Boy had to take a shit and just in case my phone dies and all my tabs close. I saved my place in the stream