I bring an excellent skill of picking up food at the grocery store for goody table. And I love to read stories to children and get their attention even when the kids are having a distracted day.
I just found out that I could be a great teacher! I spent over $500 out of pocket for materials school Christmas project ! I take directions well and I have a pool noodle personality I bend don’t break letting me float past office politics! Am I hired?
I would pick the pool noodle! That way I can reach out and smack a kid! Ops, did I say that out loud. I mean I can use it as a safety device in the classroom.
Chat up the surcretury (trying). She is the most important person in the school. It was about to rain, I came back in, said someone left the windows down. It was the secretary...got the job. Always, always chat up the secretary.
This was my interview for a para position. Also had to submit a lesson plan in the target language. Interview committee had native speakers for the two questions in target language.
Did I mention it was 9 people and included a parent. The parent saw my resume and asked her connections around town about me. Then she tried to diss me to the committee. I still got the job! In your face, nasty mom!!
All that for para pay?! No diss here because I’m a para, too, in the State of MO and know how low the wages are. We joke that if there was an organizational chart for our school, we would be one level above the recess cart! LOL Thank you for doing a tough job! 💐
Negative because I’ve had several high up people tell me they wouldn’t pay the extra money for the higher degree and it’s not possible for me to agree to lower pay. I did get hired for two years but was one of many teachers they let go because of major money issues in the district. You know, $9 million in the hole kind of money issues. I’m an auxiliary teacher. Probably all I’ll ever be. People love me. But the local boards are looking for cheap hires. And yes, I’d have to relocate. Probably pretty far away. Don’t get me wrong, I’m in a classroom and I’m teaching and I love my babies and what I do. If it weren’t for the tiny paycheck and the stress to survive on it id be satisfied with any position. I just want to teach. Anyway....shouldn’t be sad at all. I have a job. And I get to do some teaching. 😊 Just gets frustrating year after year.
@@KV-mz8ro There are a lot of jobs in inner city schools. My city has a difficult time keeping teachers in several areas of the city, because of the violent behavior.
I hate i missed your video that you posted one day ago. Even though I missed it yesterday!!! I didn't even realize that you had posted a video yesterday.
I totally got set up in a teaching interview a few years back with “if I called your last principal, what would she say about you?” I later found out she was best friends with her, so she already knew what that answer was...🤦🏼♂️
Cream 😳 c o r n🤢🙀 🤮🤮🤮 It’s OK. I was “only a lunch lady“, back in the 90s. I certainly do not have a teaching degree. But, my daughter does! Special Education middle school math. This mom is proud. And, I must leave it at that ✌🏻
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Omg! “Bully teacher” that is such a real thing.
Bring a few gallons of sweet tea to the interview table... that’s interview gold! Hahaha
Every grade level has a bully teacher.
Some schools have a bully admin.😭
Love the documentation in the puppy journal😂
"...cause you'll know their names the first week of school..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I bring an excellent skill of picking up food at the grocery store for goody table.
And I love to read stories to children and get their attention even when the kids are having a distracted day.
"What do you bring to the table?""
*pulls out a batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies*
He’s been to the Durler Tree.
I just found out that I could be a great teacher! I spent over $500 out of pocket for materials school Christmas project ! I take directions well and I have a pool noodle personality I bend don’t break letting me float past office politics! Am I hired?
I love the puppy notebook.
😂😂😂 What do you bring to us? 🤣🤣🤣 I'm cracking up.
Your expressions! 😆 You, sir, are an actor!
I would pick the pool noodle! That way I can reach out and smack a kid! Ops, did I say that out loud. I mean I can use it as a safety device in the classroom.
That would be a "disciplinary tool." 😁
Funny! True
I'm pretty sure I sat through this interview.... with 12 people on the interview board. lol
Bully teacher- they do exist!
Every school has a few!
I would pick the creamed corn because I am an acquired taste.
Sharpie or a flair pen? Seriously funny!
Hahaha love “the correct answer is creamed corn”!!!
You always make me smile!
Gerry, we need a video on “how to use masks” or “ the many ways of using a mask in school”, or “kindergarten kids and masks”. Love your videos!!!!
"COLORED PENCIL?????!!!!! I'll write THAT under YOGA." 🤣🤣🤣
Good material, clean, and funny! Thank you!
If I’m given another goodie bag, I might use that M &M gym workout tip on them!
Love the notebook!
Sounds like my last principal interview! Lol!
Hysterical!!! Timeshare in Myrtle Beach!!!
What do you bring to US? Love it!
I will be graduating in two years with an elementary education degree and I hope my interview is like this.
I failed at colored pencils. 🥴 id bring beer. 🍺
Chat up the surcretury (trying). She is the most important person in the school. It was about to rain, I came back in, said someone left the windows down. It was the secretary...got the job. Always, always chat up the secretary.
Awesome answers. 👏
That all makes sense.
What will you bring to the table? I was thinking Goodie table...
I read thinking team player too! Lol
Anyone with a time sherr at Myrtles Beach is an automatic hire!😀🌴
Those time shares have room for about 3 people tops.
This was my interview for a para position. Also had to submit a lesson plan in the target language. Interview committee had native speakers for the two questions in target language.
Did I mention it was 9 people and included a parent. The parent saw my resume and asked her connections around town about me. Then she tried to diss me to the committee. I still got the job! In your face, nasty mom!!
All that for para pay?! No diss here because I’m a para, too, in the State of MO and know how low the wages are. We joke that if there was an organizational chart for our school, we would be one level above the recess cart! LOL
Thank you for doing a tough job! 💐
Any board that does that are hiding corruption in their school.
@@kareneichholz7963 Bless you! I left after 10 years and 3 principals. I worked with 9 nurses in 8 years. Had to go.
Crazy for a minimum wage job?
Uhhhhhh......fuhlairrrr...pen? Yes, nailed it!
If only I could get an interview. They see MEd and toss the resume in the garbage. 12 years. 😢
Why do you say that? There are definitely jobs out there, you may have to temporarily relocate.
How is that negative? I have never heard of an educator with a masters degree negatively affect them.
Negative because I’ve had several high up people tell me they wouldn’t pay the extra money for the higher degree and it’s not possible for me to agree to lower pay. I did get hired for two years but was one of many teachers they let go because of major money issues in the district. You know, $9 million in the hole kind of money issues. I’m an auxiliary teacher. Probably all I’ll ever be. People love me. But the local boards are looking for cheap hires. And yes, I’d have to relocate. Probably pretty far away. Don’t get me wrong, I’m in a classroom and I’m teaching and I love my babies and what I do. If it weren’t for the tiny paycheck and the stress to survive on it id be satisfied with any position. I just want to teach. Anyway....shouldn’t be sad at all. I have a job. And I get to do some teaching. 😊 Just gets frustrating year after year.
@@KV-mz8ro There are a lot of jobs in inner city schools. My city has a difficult time keeping teachers in several areas of the city, because of the violent behavior.
I can bring chocolate cake.😉
Cheesecake. I can bring cheesecake!
Love the shirt! I love Ale 81
Hahaha the notebook!
I bring the professional massage chair 😉
Question 1. I love teaching and love learning
Question 2. Flair Pens I love Flair Pens
Question 3. Pool Noddle I provide fuducation ( Fun Education )
@@michellewilcox7175 nice one
I hate i missed your video that you posted one day ago. Even though I missed it yesterday!!! I didn't even realize that you had posted a video yesterday.
Lol too funny
Gerry, you are creamed corn! I love creamed 🌽
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I totally got set up in a teaching interview a few years back with “if I called your last principal, what would she say about you?”
I later found out she was best friends with her, so she already knew what that answer was...🤦🏼♂️
So funny
Lmao! Omgoodness
Cream 😳 c o r n🤢🙀 🤮🤮🤮
It’s OK. I was “only a lunch lady“, back in the 90s. I certainly do not have a teaching degree. But, my daughter does! Special Education middle school math. This mom is proud.
And, I must leave it at that ✌🏻
hilarious
😂😂😂
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Creamed corn’s too messy, watermelon cup looks a little expensive for a teacher’s budget. But the pool noodle... I can diy something with that! 🤔🤔
😂😂😂