You really have to see Plan 9 From Outer Space while stoned to the gills. It really makes absolutely no sense. But, boy, it's fun. One of the cops is Doogie Howser's best bud. Wait, sorry, that's Ed Wood, a serioulsy overlooked film..
In "The Visitor" from 1979, Shelley Winters describes something and then concludes with "scientists now believe the planets understand this". Well of course they do, especially Jupiter, it's the big thinker in the crowd
I'm glad that Robin was able to find a decent print of the film. The one time I saw this film, it was a VHS rental titled Oasis Of The Zombies and it was barely visible between soft focus and nighttime. "He tampered in God's domain" at the end of Bride Of The Monster. That's an end line that covers A LOT!
" They're invisible!" The cave fight scene from Ator the Invincible " I am Mike, I take care of the place while the master is away." Final line from Manos the hands of fate "How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?" From the dinner scene in Nothing, but Trouble.
Can you believe that a heavily edited version of OASIS *was available for 25 cents* on VHS in a cheap discount store in 1993? I bought four different horror movies for a dollar!
"I have just received an exclusive message from that great humanitarian, the masked man, Neutron, who has said he will place himself in the hands of Dr Caronte so as to avoid, with his sacrifice, the destruction of the world." - Neutron Contra El Dr Caronte (1963).
In Larry Buchanan's CREATURE OF DESTRUCTION, a detective tells Aron (GHOST IN THE INVISIBLE BIKINI) Kincaid that he's certain that a particular man committed a murder. Kincaid's answer is "That sounds like an accusation."
Have you ever seen Shock Waves from 1977? It's a zombie island flick with Peter Cushing as a withered Nazi scientist living like a hermit, might be fun for ya.
I'd love to see you review the 1985 remake of the Bride of Frankenstein: "The Bride"! Sting as Dr. Frankenstein, Jennifer Beals as the bride, and my fave... Clancy Brown as the Frankenstein Monster!
The kid at the end in response to, "Did you find what you were looking for?," should have responded talking to himself in his mind, "I found something better than the gold. The real gold at the oases is the zombies. I think I have an idea as how they came into being and some ideas how to control them. Imagine being able to create an army of zombies from the dead to follow my dictates." Its time for the kid, now a mad scientist well into middle age, to have a sequel, BLOOD SUCKING NAZI ZOMBIES - THE NEXT GENERATION. The tag line for the movie posters: "Move over Dr. Frankenstein. I have a better idea."
I LOVE thismovie! it was the first trash movie that I've watch (with thee intent of watching a b-movie) and proudly shown to my friends so much fun memories
John Walters is tough one to do, his films are so deliberately off beat it is hard to lampoon them for it. There might be some kind of deep dive into his films at some point.
The great thing about zombie movies is that you don't need a lot. You can get by with little costume,make up, and effects budget. You just need to set the stage to show genuine danger, and people who can act afraid.
Another commenter has reminded me of how appallingly bad the dialogue was in "Attack of the Clones". I had the embarrassing experience of realising in the cinema that my mutterings about it were louder than I was aware of, when people were laughing at what I was saying. All those millions of dollars, and they couldn't find some to spend on writing dialogue that wasn't drivel...
Können Sie empfehlen Medikamente für Furz und Durchfall? Ich Furz wie eine große Trompete. Vollen Klang, wie ein Kaiser Furz. Mein Durchfall fließt wie ein Fluss.
I still have the Boxed Original VHS I bough new back in the 1980's on the Filmland label, and I liked this film, true it has silly plot aspects, but it was a nice clear print, for a cheaply made and dubbed film, and one I have kept in my collection of over 5,000 titles on VHS & Betamax, enjoyed your review nice humor.
Alright, I admit it, I ever so enjoyed Oasis of the Zombies (Blood Sucking Nazi Zombies),bad as it is, and watched it several times. Great review Mr. Robin, thank you for your efforts, and endurance for putting up watching these films.
TBF, my Chemistry teacher at school taught me the basics of home-made explosives. Molotov cocktails, please!! Then again, I did go to private school! :D
Is it crazy that I watched this, then clicked the replay button and watched it again? Love you guys! BTW, is the "Dark Corners Review" on Facebook with the Pumpkinhead profile pic you guys?
Well, soldiers in the field did use captured enemy vehicles. Which is not to claim this film was made by people with an eye for historical subtleties...
OK, my favorite stupid line ever was: He was a skinhead. I could tell. I'm a hairdresser. From an art/comedy/gay porno flick called No Skin Off My Ass. Wondrously unusual.
OK, glad I took a look at when the film was released below this, and it confirms something I thought after the question about what sort of school the kids went to, after one of them said about making Molotov Cock-Tails at school was asked-"Well, figured they were too young to have been makin' those during the French May uprising of 1968". So, that's ruled out, I guess.
It's a different channel not sure if you know\like them but just saw this an hour or so ago then saw your comment lol ruclips.net/video/a6Qoe2m_anI/видео.html
Hell yeah!! The "surprise" zombie!!! Man....the box art scared the hell.outta me as a kid. AND ANYONE READING THIS.... Wasn't the poster/box art to this pretty awesome or not? I was able to see some of it in the Zombiethon vhs tape from Wizard video. It seemed scary then. But after finally seeing this in it's entirety, and after seeing other Jess Franco...uhm..."films"... I was thoroughly disappointed. Only a few not so well lit scenes are even worth watching.
Have you seen the Spanish version? Franco shot 2 versions of the film, using different extras in the supporting roles. Not sure why though, it's essentially the same movie.
Every now and then I see this thing on Facebook asking people to name the worst movies ever, and it always seems that these people think nothing bad was made before 2000. Seriously, the oldest movie they named was Waterworld, granted that was bad they really don't have a clue. Not a single person seems to have ever seen MST3K or these little gems.
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Bad dialogue-"He's dead. Murdered, and someone's responsible!" Plan 9.
All of Plan 9's dialogue when you think about it.
@@Enevan1968 It IS hard to find a 'jewel'...
You really have to see Plan 9 From Outer Space while stoned to the gills. It really makes absolutely no sense. But, boy, it's fun. One of the cops is Doogie Howser's best bud. Wait, sorry, that's Ed Wood, a serioulsy overlooked film..
@@ajivins1 "Future events like these will effect us in the future". comes close.
Pure poetry
In "The Visitor" from 1979, Shelley Winters describes something and then concludes with "scientists now believe the planets understand this". Well of course they do, especially Jupiter, it's the big thinker in the crowd
Back home we'd have said, "Well bless her little heart", LOL!
that sweet summer child xD
Either the Africa Korps had very advanced haircuts for the 1940s, or the zombies kept up with fashion.
Like the Nazis in the first season of "Wonder Woman" .
Everybody is rude about zombies being unintelligent, but you don't need to be able to read to get ideas from fashion magazines. 😉
Now you know why Patton said Rommel was a _magnificent_ bastard
Q: What school did they go to?
A: Berkeley (circa 1968)
Any U. in Chicago, Detroit, Miami, etc.
"I still do not understand how this channel only has 20.9k subscribers."
So true.
The "Surprised Zombie".....always wondered what happened to Mac when "Mac And Me" didn't get a sequel.
Nothing says zero-budget vintage exploitation horror like someone noodling on a Hammond organ throughout the entire film.
♫ "noodling on a Hammond organ" - heeeeheeee! More like cheap Made in China Kid's Big Lots! battery operated toy organ! Epic Soundtrack! ♫
Have a voice-over announcer explain the plot is what really does it for me 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I'm glad that Robin was able to find a decent print of the film. The one time I saw this film, it was a VHS rental titled Oasis Of The Zombies and it was barely visible between soft focus and nighttime.
"He tampered in God's domain" at the end of Bride Of The Monster. That's an end line that covers A LOT!
Jess Franco: where the quality goes out before the name goes on.
" They're invisible!" The cave fight scene from Ator the Invincible
" I am Mike, I take care of the place while the master is away." Final line from Manos the hands of fate
"How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?" From the dinner scene in Nothing, but Trouble.
"Why can't we marry?"
"Ator, we are brother and sister."
"I'll talk with our father."
Seriously, why was that subplot even in that movie?!
TIL:Young blond women in cut off jeans are very emotionally resilient.
Always a pleasure to see a Jess Franco film reviewed. Thanks!
Can you believe that a heavily edited version of OASIS *was available for 25 cents* on VHS in a cheap discount store in 1993? I bought four different horror movies for a dollar!
This movie is in a "Vampires And More" movie pack I got at Wal-Mart once. It was my first Jess Franco movie. This movie is terrible.
Its in an other zombie collection also.
Yes it is, going by this review.
"I have just received an exclusive message from that great humanitarian, the masked man, Neutron, who has said he will place himself in the hands of Dr Caronte so as to avoid, with his sacrifice, the destruction of the world." - Neutron Contra El Dr Caronte (1963).
In Larry Buchanan's CREATURE OF DESTRUCTION, a detective tells Aron (GHOST IN THE INVISIBLE BIKINI) Kincaid that he's certain that a particular man committed a murder. Kincaid's answer is "That sounds like an accusation."
So Bob Ross burned bodies before he started painting. Good to know.
heheehehehhe...nice.
Let's just add some happy little zombies.
"There are no such things as mistakes ...so burn, baby, burn."
It wasn't on purpose it was just an accident.. a happy little accident.
Well, he was in the military.
The plot point of the zombies standing guard over the treasure seems like it was borrowed from Zombies of Mora Tau.
Actually saw this film on an airplane flight when I was traveling from Sublime to Ridiculous.
Have you ever seen Shock Waves from 1977?
It's a zombie island flick with Peter Cushing as a withered Nazi scientist living like a hermit, might be fun for ya.
I'd love to see you review the 1985 remake of the Bride of Frankenstein: "The Bride"! Sting as Dr. Frankenstein, Jennifer Beals as the bride, and my fave... Clancy Brown as the Frankenstein Monster!
The kid at the end in response to, "Did you find what you were looking for?," should have responded talking to himself in his mind, "I found something better than the gold. The real gold at the oases is the zombies. I think I have an idea as how they came into being and some ideas how to control them. Imagine being able to create an army of zombies from the dead to follow my dictates." Its time for the kid, now a mad scientist well into middle age, to have a sequel, BLOOD SUCKING NAZI ZOMBIES - THE NEXT GENERATION. The tag line for the movie posters: "Move over Dr. Frankenstein. I have a better idea."
Zombification is indeed the principle origin of slavery.
Good lord, the day-for-night in this movie is just naff beyond all reason.
I LOVE thismovie! it was the first trash movie that I've watch (with thee intent of watching a b-movie) and proudly shown to my friends
so much fun memories
Molotov cocktails, like in school? They probably went to college in the Pacific Northwest.
ZING!
I rented this in about 1993... unbelievable. I love the German Waspe that only ran in reverse in both WW 2 and the present day.
Wow, I never knew Bob Ross dabbled in bit parts in bad films- at 4:10-4:22
More Theodore? Thanks, Robin! And yes, I recall bits of his monologues here from his act.
Hi. Have you done John Waters 'Pink Flamingoes' or ' Female Trouble'??
John Walters is tough one to do, his films are so deliberately off beat it is hard to lampoon them for it. There might be some kind of deep dive into his films at some point.
The great thing about zombie movies is that you don't need a lot. You can get by with little costume,make up, and effects budget. You just need to set the stage to show genuine danger, and people who can act afraid.
And girls will show a lot of skin ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Another commenter has reminded me of how appallingly bad the dialogue was in "Attack of the Clones". I had the embarrassing experience of realising in the cinema that my mutterings about it were louder than I was aware of, when people were laughing at what I was saying. All those millions of dollars, and they couldn't find some to spend on writing dialogue that wasn't drivel...
Thank you for making my day😳😳😳😳😳
"Only my Kung Fu can save him!"
2:47 -- Pog Champ zombie. I couldn't think of something more clever.
You really need to review Train To Buhsan ,possibly the greatest zombie film ever made!
Können Sie empfehlen Medikamente für Furz und Durchfall? Ich Furz wie eine große Trompete. Vollen Klang, wie ein Kaiser Furz. Mein Durchfall fließt wie ein Fluss.
I still have the Boxed Original VHS I bough new back in the 1980's on the Filmland label, and I liked this film, true it has silly plot aspects, but it was a nice clear print, for a cheaply made and dubbed film, and one I have kept in my collection of over 5,000 titles on VHS & Betamax, enjoyed your review nice humor.
REQUEST - Colossus: The Forbin Project
- 1970 ‧ Sci-fi/Disaster. THANKS. 😎
Alright, I admit it, I ever so enjoyed Oasis of the Zombies (Blood Sucking Nazi Zombies),bad as it is, and watched it several times. Great review Mr. Robin, thank you for your efforts, and endurance for putting up watching these films.
"Good lord, what was that?"
"I don't know."
"That's a lot of fish."
TBF, my Chemistry teacher at school taught me the basics of home-made explosives. Molotov cocktails, please!!
Then again, I did go to private school! :D
[4:15] Despite a well-timed cameo, Bob Ross ultimately could not salvage this movie.
Is it crazy that I watched this, then clicked the replay button and watched it again? Love you guys! BTW, is the "Dark Corners Review" on Facebook with the Pumpkinhead profile pic you guys?
OOoo! I think I found you: Dark Corners of This Sick World, yes? Huzzah!
Check out "Toxic Zombies" 1984. About a group of pot growers in the mountains getting turned by a Federal herbicide.
Astonishing Nazis driving US Jeeps... also, i like the Mad Organist...
Also... i hate Sand, its gets everywhere
Well, soldiers in the field did use captured enemy vehicles. Which is not to claim this film was made by people with an eye for historical subtleties...
Have you reviewed 'The Visitor'? The one starring John Huston and Lance Hendrikson, with plot holes large enough to sail the entire U.S. Navy through?
I met Lance Hendricksen in 2000. He's a very nice man.
But you'll never see a more surprised one. Haha!
Only one plastic camel,, too
OK, my favorite stupid line ever was: He was a skinhead. I could tell. I'm a hairdresser. From an art/comedy/gay porno flick called No Skin Off My Ass. Wondrously unusual.
excellent,thank you...
Hello cher Ami cinéphile de film fantastique . Merci pour ces extraits de films fantastique
OK, glad I took a look at when the film was released below this, and it confirms something I thought after the question about what sort of school the kids went to, after one of them said about making Molotov Cock-Tails at school was asked-"Well, figured they were too young to have been makin' those during the French May uprising of 1968". So, that's ruled out, I guess.
Living dead Colonel Mietzell reminds me of Whale Wars' Paul Watson. Probably smells the same, too.
Keep them coming.
Ok, I'll give them one point for the interesting soundtrack at the end that sounds sort of like an underwater EKG.
Omg ty. Wondered why it sounded so familiar lol
Meitzel can also speak without hardly moving his mouth.
I'll bet that guy found himself.
have you made a review of burial ground yet?
Just ONE question I have 🤔WHERE's the OASIS ?
"Talk about beauty and the beast - she's both!" The absolute worst line from Blade Runner, which is present in all the official versions.
was obsessed with this movie back in the day haha this and zombie lake
It's a different channel not sure if you know\like them but just saw this an hour or so ago then saw your comment lol ruclips.net/video/a6Qoe2m_anI/видео.html
If anyone is interested, this movie appears to be on Tubi as Oasis of Zombies
When are you going to do Pumaman?
Hell yeah!! The "surprise" zombie!!!
Man....the box art scared the hell.outta me as a kid. AND ANYONE READING THIS.... Wasn't the poster/box art to this pretty awesome or not? I was able to see some of it in the Zombiethon vhs tape from Wizard video. It seemed scary then.
But after finally seeing this in it's entirety, and after seeing other Jess Franco...uhm..."films"... I was thoroughly disappointed. Only a few not so well lit scenes are even worth watching.
“Here Come the Zombies” is a great title for a film… or a book?
So how many rounds of Nazi Zombies did they survive?
Wasn't there a line in one of your previous videos, something like, 'I'm clairvoyant; I can see in the dark' (??)
I think you're right, but I'll be damned if I can remember which.
I wonder if a funeral is the right time to make my move..
@0:45-0:50 The best part of this movie!
How about John Barrowman’s last line in Megaladon 3.
@5:40 Everyone handles it differently. Or so I've been told.
What’s this film about then?
Good title 😮
Great Shirt.
The molotovs school must have been in detroit.
3:19 ...they couldn't even get a REAL camel? XDDDDD
hope you review Dawn Of The Mummy
"Robert Blabert"; it just trips off the tongue, doesn't it?
Bob Loblaw would be proud.
Bad dialog? Pretty much everything Ed Wood wrote and some how managed to get on film.
Have you seen the Spanish version? Franco shot 2 versions of the film, using different extras in the supporting roles. Not sure why though, it's essentially the same movie.
How bizarre!
Franco shot at least two versions of every film. Franco shot multiple versions of multiple films at the same time. Some of them were even in focus.
Were you saying "Captain Blabbert?"
@1:30 Are you sure he wasn't the victim of a slow poison?
still, i have no problem with the premise of zombies protecting their treasure....
Hey, Robin! Did you saw Dead Snow in 2009?
No. That one slipped me by.
LOL....Where do you find these stinkers???
Not sure what drugs they were on, but, boy. That is one hellava for a title for a movie.
Every now and then I see this thing on Facebook asking people to name the worst movies ever, and it always seems that these people think nothing bad was made before 2000. Seriously, the oldest movie they named was Waterworld, granted that was bad they really don't have a clue. Not a single person seems to have ever seen MST3K or these little gems.
Saw quite a stinker the other night called Forbidden World. Could be a fun one for your channel. An ultra skeevy Alien ripoff.
Funnily enough I just wrote a first draft for our review. Won't be out for a while but it is on its way.
I like how he says "sheik".
This looks like someone lost a pub bet and just went out and shot something.
So dumb I am here laughing myself silly
I like this title, it's like a made up stand in for swearing
If there’s one thing I hate its ideological zombies.
In the end, isn't that the real truth?
havent seen this movie yet
@5:55 You've never heard of campus protests?
Wait- so did the girl freind survive or..
Oooohhh dear!
Jess Franco made Vapiyros Lesbos, so he can do no wrong in my book.
Holy mole zombies!