I have this epiphany once or twice a year. I’m like wow, it’s 8 AM, I’d really like some peanut butter pie. Guess I have to wait until after dinner. Then realize I DONT. So immediately drive to Perkins and buy half a peanut butter pie 😂😂😂
the implication that some grown people walked to a toy store to buy a black baby alive doll for shock value on a video is sending me. the doll shows up ONCE and they dont even explain what happened to the baby, jetto was just so shocked he left that hospital and never looked back, he couldnt find a house or job or buy clothes bc he just dropped everything and didnt go back in fear hed see melanin on a newborn again
Worst part is they don't show the girlfriend, so they expect us to expect her being white given his reaction Funnier thing would be that his girlfriend was black and he was shocked anyway
so true, he waited until she was the age that she had told him she'd be comfortable having kids? I guess he was just using up all the good years until she was a dried up hag
Yeah he could've left within that time or better yet talked to a dang doctor to finally learn that women can get pregnant until menopause. Maybe ask another doctor why for 7 years all your nuts were so weak and ineffective. Yes I know she could've just been on BC pills but just let me have this.
"you dated a homeless guy?" "he wasn't homeless when we dated." obvious classism aside, this exact exchange was in another Dhar Mann ripoff video (the one where the guy divorces his wife for farting) what the fuck
@@Phoenixifyable it's classism to be outright disgusted by the prospect, which the characters in the scene are. you don't have to date anyone you don't want to, but you don't have to be a dick about it.
I had an epiphany recently that you can just HAVE a wedding if you want one, you don’t have to actually get legally married. You can just HAVE a party for yourself or your relationship. You can just HAVE a ceremony with your partner if you want to celebrate your life, you don’t need to actually get married legally. This coming from a happily divorced person who got married way too young because my ex wanted to do all that lmao wish we had not involved the government hahaha
@@LiarJudas666 you get like, legal protections and stuff iirc. Like, when you die they'd prioritise a spouse over a family member, but not an unmarried partner
I think we skipped over the fact that Jet tells us he was basically cheating on the girl when they broke up "there's another girl.. she's 21 and wants kids" why would you know if a girl wants kids unless you're talking relationships with her
Okay, to be fair I have had conversations with lots of my friends about whether they want kids. You definitely don’t have to be in a relationship with someone to discuss that topic. I’m a guy & have had non-sexual conversations with female friends about it even.
@@jessearmstrong-kooy2930 sure but knowing they want children and being sure they'd want to settle and have children *with you* are two very different things
On the bright side, it wouldn't have taken her long to pack seeing as she wore the same two dresses for seven years. And as she clearly sleeps in full makeup she was practically ready to move out.
So many things that are fucked about that baby doll and it being black Ex. They never show the new girlfriend, but it’s just supposed to be assumed that it’s impossible for him to have possibly been with a black woman and why the child would be black. This also means that we’re supposed to assume that he’ll only get with white women, but white women that cheat will do so with black men. It’s like the entire production is based off assumed racism while trying to portray this guy as a villain, but not for that? Also I just don’t like that they literally used a black child prop for the exclusive purpose of their race. IT’S JUST WEIRD OK I’M SORRY IT BOTHERS ME
Also this reminds me of a story my teacher told me in high school about his hick hometown. So there was this upper class white couple in previously-Confederate Florida. They were essentially set up by their families, and the girl was in trouble for dating a black boy. Apparently that was part of why her family set her up. She got together with the arranged dude (who was super racist and threatened the other guy accordingly to that). They got married and they had…a black baby. So the guy is thinking she cheated and they did a paternity test. Turns out it was *his side*, and he was descended from a slave being raped by his great-great² grandfather. She never cheated, he carried that gene that skipped until he passed it to his kid.
You're right that there's plenty of inherent racism in assuming that he definitely wouldn't have a black girlfriend, but I feel like the thought process behind the latter part is less "white women women that cheat will do so with black men" and more "how can we make it obvious that the kid is not his."
@@StephanieLorenGgod that’s a great play of karma from the universe. But it’s very sad she couldn’t just stay with the man she really loved and was forced to marry a violent asshole. I hope she is okay.
I thought at first they were implying Jet had a new black girlfriend and then they went like "Moral of the story is, you date a black woman, you might get a black baby!" terrible every way
deadass so happy he started his own channel . i watch p much exclusively commentary videos and jordan is becoming one of my favourites how the fuck is he so funny
Me too. The subjects of his videos aren't really the kind of stuff I like, but he's so naturally funny that I find myself laughing out loud every time.
It's so funny that he's like oh your clock is gone you've expired at 30. No more eggs. My mom had me at 30 and my siblings at like... 32 and 36... she can still definitely get pregnant for like 10 more years at least if that's the problem!
Yeah my mom had me at 37, my aunt had my cousin at 40, and I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that with regards to odds of conceiving your “childbearing prime” is like 27. I should fact check that though. But for sure it can actually be risky for your health to have babies too young like in your teens
Baby Alive doll aside, why did he tousle her hair like she was a child after his evil "OK Boomer" rant? .__. I'm so confused by this man and who directed him that I've forgotten about my villainous revenge against Jordan.
I was already laughing uncontrollably when I saw the little baby doll in the swaddle thinking "couldn't he have gotten some stock footage of an actual baby?"... But then came Jordan with his downright cosmic drawn-out reaction, and my laughter carried on until it gave me a 6pack.
11:18 my personal theory is that his girlfriend is black but my man Jet just doesn't get genetics and thought the baby would look like him no matter what
Yeah, man. Buy yourself a wedding cake, get that figurine of yourself on there, get some almond extract in the frosting, and some weird maybe-edible pearl things to decorate it. Hold on, this is actually feeding my arrogance too much; I have to make a phone call real quick...How quickly can I get a self-care wedding cake to my apartment?
the colour slowly draining out of the shot and the camera zooming in on jordan as he pulls up the mic and says N A N I ? after that poor baby doll shows up is just completely taking me out i am losing my fuckin mind
I took a big bite of fried rice when the lesbian dance theory line hit, and like, I knew eating while watching this was probably a bad idea, but the regret is here after choking for a little bit
Also idk a guy that would break up with someone because of them being 30 is just too much, kinda clocks like a possible ahole in other parts of his (dating) life? (eufemisme of the day)
A few years ago I started buying myself a whole Costco sheet cake every month or so, for about five or so months. Good times. Definitely my favorite thing about being an adult. Admittedly the joy was always hampered by the looming fear brought on by my family history of diabetes, but I take what I can get.
I don't comment often but the the "late for work" and going immediately to the arcade machine joke had me bust up. love your channel! have a good day :)
Jordan is laughing at the stuff the boyfriend is saying about the girl being too old to have kids and that she's expired like it's ridiculous, my ex 100% told me almost that exact same stuff and got angry when I said I was thinking I might not have kids. Apparently getting married meant the "unspoken agreement" I had to🙃Men are trash, Jordan is not
Uh to be fair, you should 100% discuss children before marriage. You obviously shouldn't be required to have kids if you don't want to, but you shouldn't stay in a relationship if he wants kids and you don't want to. It's not fair for one person to not have kids when they want to and it's not fair for one person to have kids when they don't want to. It's good you broke up if he wanted kids and you didn't.
Yeah. I remember being in highschool and dudes saying they were going to get rich so they'd never have to date someone over 23, or like "be that old guy with a hot 20 year old wife". Like a load of men definitely feel very strongly about women needing to be younger than 25 to be valuable and we're actually not getting better as a society in that regard. We're getting worse.
@@FrenkTheJoy I was in a really long relationship where we both agreed we did not want kids. He changed his mind 5 years later. I didn't. He tried to force me into it. So like... you're right, but don't blame/shame OP. Life is complicated.
the reveal of the doll baby had my mouth gaping open. they could’ve easily just narrated what the baby looked like as they had and shown his shocked reaction without showing a baby BUT THEY BOUGHT A PLAY DOLL INSTEAD. the visual reveal meant THAT much to them.
When they revealed the black doll, I just assumed the new girlfriend was black and not that shes white and cheated? Also, saying "his baby was black so immediately he became poor and homeless" could be read as an unintentionally insightful commentary about how the system is built against people of color and poverty chases regardless of how hard they work 🤷♀️
Yeah it could be read as that, buuut I think they’re just really fucking racist and classist and see being homeless as a punishment for doing something wrong.
16:48 I love how they left in the cut where she hits his chest, right next to his mic, and you can hear the thud VERY audibly lol. As if his mic wasn't distracting enough already.
as soon as the baby doll showed up i immediately started losing it purely bc i was so glad you happened to pick out this video of all the possible choices
I think one of the most frustrating things is the way he brought it up is that they’d get married then have kids, so if he never purposed in 7 years, why the fuck would they have kids?
Here I am innocently eating pancakes at 9pm when this video throws up a plastic fucking doll for a baby. I spat pancake all over my phone I laughed so hard
I’m still in tears lol dude’s homeless!!? All he did was cheat and the woman he cheated with cheated and had a black baby 😂 like my dude did that child eat him out of house and money and then the woman left with the child or….😂😂😂
its actually a term used to degrade 'useless' degrees that apparently dont get you anywhere when you graduate. Stuff like philosophy, gender studies etc :(
Y'know people really freak out about the whole "If you have kids after 35 they have a much higher risk of having birth defects!!!" thing but... the normal risk of having a kid with the birth defects they're talking about is like, 0.002 percent or something tiny like that, right? If they had a fucking 200 times greater chance of having a birth defect, that's... 0.4 percent. Still astronomically small. People should be more worried about birth defects from the sperm; they're generated at such a high rate with such high turnover that the chance of mutation is much higher due to the law of large numbers
When I saw the doll I seriously did think that where they were going was somehow "joke's on you I didn't really have a baby" BUT NO THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN ACTUAL BABY I could understand using a doll. I'd probably still laugh but like, yeah, maybe you don't know a baby you can borrow for your video. BUT A BABY ALIVE? THEY MAKE BABY DOLLS THAT RESEMBLE ACTUAL BABIES BUT YOU PICKED THE CARTOONIEST ONE This kills me and I love it
No his moral comeuppance of being homeless and unloved was for dumping his girlfriend for being 30 years old AND most likely leaving the girl he was cheating with because she got pregnant at age 21 with someone else's child. if he didn't learn his lesson in a harsh way he'd be 50 and still being like "if you are 30, don't even talk to me. I want a 20 year old to have my baby. NOW." which for someone who's 20 would be like their dad's friend asking them out.
Lol you the doll reveal killed me. He could have did a voice over text. Or have one more person play a doctor just to get the message about the baby not being his but he went doll baby and not a reborn but a 25 dollar baby alive
Dude, realizing you can just buy a cake for no reason is one of the hallmarks of realizing you're an adult lmao
For me it was realizing "hey, I CAN have this Chinese food for breakfast!"
I have this epiphany once or twice a year. I’m like wow, it’s 8 AM, I’d really like some peanut butter pie. Guess I have to wait until after dinner. Then realize I DONT. So immediately drive to Perkins and buy half a peanut butter pie 😂😂😂
Yesss I’m 23 with a full time job and still have these realizations all the time haha
There is always reasons.
every time i'm in the store i do a double take when i realize i CAN buy trash food i like & nobody can stop me
Ah, another episode in "you're only homeless if you did something wrong, and you're only rich if you're a good person" videos.
The whole 'surprise black baby' trope is tired and racist.
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I was really hoping for the 'surprise silicon baby' trope but alas :(
Right?? For a moment I was like "uh! black mum!" and then I realised that this kind of content couldn't possibly be that progressive.
fr we need to replace it with the trope “surprise silicon baby”
He really got into the character when he started dragging that lady for being 30. His accent was like completely gone LOL.
proof that the brits are faking it
@@leyul He sounded eastern European when he talked about "lesbian dance class", his accent was just all over the place in this video.
@@leyul q
@@FrenkTheJoy yeah, i was just joking lol.
the implication that some grown people walked to a toy store to buy a black baby alive doll for shock value on a video is sending me. the doll shows up ONCE and they dont even explain what happened to the baby, jetto was just so shocked he left that hospital and never looked back, he couldnt find a house or job or buy clothes bc he just dropped everything and didnt go back in fear hed see melanin on a newborn again
Worst part is they don't show the girlfriend, so they expect us to expect her being white given his reaction
Funnier thing would be that his girlfriend was black and he was shocked anyway
@@Gaston-F “but I thought the baby would come out looking like me, the father and rightful owner of the child :(“
I’m WHEEZING
Imagine Dhar Mann doing this story for a future video. This is GOLD!!
@Esti Obel "Rightful owner" took me out 😭
Lesbian Dance Theory was my favorite course in college
Idk, I think I liked just plain Lesbian Theory better...
would unironically sign up for that
Absolutely. Where the girls at?? They’re way more reasonable.
My favorite part is when they teach us how to fuse.
@@ShendonV Y'ALL CAN FUSE?!!!
'a few shades darker than he imagined' Prince Charles inner monologue.
Oh my godddddd
PLS- ur not wrong tho
i love how he waited until her birthday to break up- mate took that expiry date thing VERY literally
leonardo dicaprio moment
such an underrated comment
I’m not a dancer but I am gay so I’d still sign up
The audacity to break up with someone after more than seven years and say ‘it’s nothing personal’
I mean... out of context of this video, feelings can just change. Break ups can happen for a lot of reason, 1 month in or one decade.
@@DarkRubberDucky very true but I would still call that personal, whether it's personal to yourself or your partner
Its just business
or….. how about following “it’s nothing personal” up with “you’re too old and a hag now” lmao
Not just asking for a baby, but for her to "go back to being hot" afterwards.
She told him she doesn't want to have kids right away and he just held on to the same opinion for 7 years without breaking up with her??
so true, he waited until she was the age that she had told him she'd be comfortable having kids? I guess he was just using up all the good years until she was a dried up hag
Yeah he could've left within that time or better yet talked to a dang doctor to finally learn that women can get pregnant until menopause. Maybe ask another doctor why for 7 years all your nuts were so weak and ineffective.
Yes I know she could've just been on BC pills but just let me have this.
"you dated a homeless guy?" "he wasn't homeless when we dated."
obvious classism aside, this exact exchange was in another Dhar Mann ripoff video (the one where the guy divorces his wife for farting) what the fuck
exactly what i was just thinking lmao
I knew I'd heard that before!
Is it,, really classism to not want to date a homeless guy
@@Phoenixifyable it's classism to be outright disgusted by the prospect, which the characters in the scene are. you don't have to date anyone you don't want to, but you don't have to be a dick about it.
Probably Sahmir Bavnani, that dude makes some absurd and slightly problematic videos
"I'm headed to work at the bullying factory" really got me harder than expected fjkldsjgfjkl
“I’m late for misogyny class” had me on the floor!
1:22 Jordan out here roasting Jarvis like a maniac
They have to keep each other sad, or they'd have to rename the podcast
@@TheOffensiveSenses holy crap that’s actually genius
and the 19:35
@@beec903 I'd say 20:35 too haha. maybe jarvis was too happy this week?
YAY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICEDDD
"what're ya lookin in the bin for? a bit of racism?"
how do I subscribe twice
I wasn’t expecting racism in my misogyny!
I had an epiphany recently that you can just HAVE a wedding if you want one, you don’t have to actually get legally married. You can just HAVE a party for yourself or your relationship. You can just HAVE a ceremony with your partner if you want to celebrate your life, you don’t need to actually get married legally. This coming from a happily divorced person who got married way too young because my ex wanted to do all that lmao wish we had not involved the government hahaha
Yo that’s so true. Why does the government _have_ to be involved. I guess for like money reasons?
@@liahamilton8931 there are tax benefits to being officially married, at least, but beyond that I'm not sure
@@stephanieg7229 I think I'll pass on joining the largest terrorist organization in the world, thanks. It's bad enough my taxes fund it.
@@stephanieg7229 SILENCE recruiter
@@LiarJudas666 you get like, legal protections and stuff iirc. Like, when you die they'd prioritise a spouse over a family member, but not an unmarried partner
That baby reveal reaction had me laughing for a good 15 fucking minutes
same i was crying bro
Same. I WILL NEVER RECOVER from this.
I think we skipped over the fact that Jet tells us he was basically cheating on the girl when they broke up "there's another girl.. she's 21 and wants kids" why would you know if a girl wants kids unless you're talking relationships with her
Okay, to be fair I have had conversations with lots of my friends about whether they want kids. You definitely don’t have to be in a relationship with someone to discuss that topic. I’m a guy & have had non-sexual conversations with female friends about it even.
@@jessearmstrong-kooy2930 you’re right but also I think you’re giving Jet just a little too much credit
@@jessearmstrong-kooy2930 sure but knowing they want children and being sure they'd want to settle and have children *with you* are two very different things
@@justlola417 yeah but the comment was acting as if knowing the first one was a problem
On the bright side, it wouldn't have taken her long to pack seeing as she wore the same two dresses for seven years. And as she clearly sleeps in full makeup she was practically ready to move out.
So many things that are fucked about that baby doll and it being black
Ex. They never show the new girlfriend, but it’s just supposed to be assumed that it’s impossible for him to have possibly been with a black woman and why the child would be black. This also means that we’re supposed to assume that he’ll only get with white women, but white women that cheat will do so with black men. It’s like the entire production is based off assumed racism while trying to portray this guy as a villain, but not for that?
Also I just don’t like that they literally used a black child prop for the exclusive purpose of their race. IT’S JUST WEIRD OK I’M SORRY IT BOTHERS ME
Also this reminds me of a story my teacher told me in high school about his hick hometown. So there was this upper class white couple in previously-Confederate Florida. They were essentially set up by their families, and the girl was in trouble for dating a black boy. Apparently that was part of why her family set her up. She got together with the arranged dude (who was super racist and threatened the other guy accordingly to that). They got married and they had…a black baby. So the guy is thinking she cheated and they did a paternity test. Turns out it was *his side*, and he was descended from a slave being raped by his great-great² grandfather. She never cheated, he carried that gene that skipped until he passed it to his kid.
You're right that there's plenty of inherent racism in assuming that he definitely wouldn't have a black girlfriend, but I feel like the thought process behind the latter part is less "white women women that cheat will do so with black men" and more "how can we make it obvious that the kid is not his."
@@StephanieLorenGgod that’s a great play of karma from the universe. But it’s very sad she couldn’t just stay with the man she really loved and was forced to marry a violent asshole. I hope she is okay.
@@StephanieLorenG woah
I thought at first they were implying Jet had a new black girlfriend and then they went like "Moral of the story is, you date a black woman, you might get a black baby!" terrible every way
I read your comment before I got to that part of the video, but the black baby still surprised me 😂
deadass so happy he started his own channel . i watch p much exclusively commentary videos and jordan is becoming one of my favourites how the fuck is he so funny
Me too. The subjects of his videos aren't really the kind of stuff I like, but he's so naturally funny that I find myself laughing out loud every time.
Samee 👌🏽👌🏽🤝
I’ve watched nothing but British commentary for months now lol
i'm rather new to jordan's channel, what was he doing before?
@@b1llie he had done some videos on Jarvis Johnson’s channel and they have a podcast together thats been running for a while
It's so funny that he's like oh your clock is gone you've expired at 30. No more eggs. My mom had me at 30 and my siblings at like... 32 and 36... she can still definitely get pregnant for like 10 more years at least if that's the problem!
Yeah my mom had me at 37, my aunt had my cousin at 40, and I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that with regards to odds of conceiving your “childbearing prime” is like 27. I should fact check that though. But for sure it can actually be risky for your health to have babies too young like in your teens
pretty much every woman in my family had kids after 30 lol
@@phosphenevision Older pregnancies are becoming increasingly common as the price to survive goes up.
Same. My grandmother, my aunt, my mom all had kids after 30… then again, I’m crazy af so maybe she should have had kids earlier. 😂 I’m a rotten egg!
I'm 33 and pregnant with my first, and he's developing quite well ✌️
Baby Alive doll aside, why did he tousle her hair like she was a child after his evil "OK Boomer" rant? .__.
I'm so confused by this man and who directed him that I've forgotten about my villainous revenge against Jordan.
The baby sent me into silent hysterics at midnight I cannot BELIEVE
Same 😂
And then the cut to him being homeless 💀 I literally screamed
I was already laughing uncontrollably when I saw the little baby doll in the swaddle thinking "couldn't he have gotten some stock footage of an actual baby?"... But then came Jordan with his downright cosmic drawn-out reaction, and my laughter carried on until it gave me a 6pack.
I would like this but you're at 69
11:18 my personal theory is that his girlfriend is black but my man Jet just doesn't get genetics and thought the baby would look like him no matter what
Yeah, man. Buy yourself a wedding cake, get that figurine of yourself on there, get some almond extract in the frosting, and some weird maybe-edible pearl things to decorate it. Hold on, this is actually feeding my arrogance too much; I have to make a phone call real quick...How quickly can I get a self-care wedding cake to my apartment?
can......can you share?
@@hamilcat1138 Sure, do you want me to put your figurine on there, too? Wait, I think we just reinvented marriage. 🤦🏾♀/j
@@TheAmityElf Yes I would like my figurine on there as well also marriage needed an update anyway /j
Well I’m absolutely not doing this to test out my new baking pans lol
i want to have me kissing myself on the top thank you
Jordan has THE best eyebrows in the universe
the colour slowly draining out of the shot and the camera zooming in on jordan as he pulls up the mic and says N A N I ? after that poor baby doll shows up is just completely taking me out i am losing my fuckin mind
Man's got the same energy as that guy who Tweeted about how many healthy eggs Taylor Swift must have left
why did you have to remind me of that nightmare
Lmao that really is all he's going to be remembered for, how sad.
I took a big bite of fried rice when the lesbian dance theory line hit, and like, I knew eating while watching this was probably a bad idea, but the regret is here after choking for a little bit
It’s entirely possible his new girlfriend was a Black woman. But I guess we are to assume the baby being Black meant she was cheating on him.
It was also clearly a doll so I don't even know what we're supposed to think lol. She was cheating on him with a virile sex doll?
The narration clearly says the baby was darker than he expected
@@Phoenixifyable Still could have meant the girlfriend was Black. Maybe he thought his White genes would win.
Also idk a guy that would break up with someone because of them being 30 is just too much, kinda clocks like a possible ahole in other parts of his (dating) life? (eufemisme of the day)
the amount of time u sat after the doll reveal was not enough. i needed more time to recover.
A few years ago I started buying myself a whole Costco sheet cake every month or so, for about five or so months. Good times. Definitely my favorite thing about being an adult.
Admittedly the joy was always hampered by the looming fear brought on by my family history of diabetes, but I take what I can get.
I like that Jordan's ability to recognize people seems to be almost exclusively via their eyebrows
I don't comment often but the the "late for work" and going immediately to the arcade machine joke had me bust up. love your channel! have a good day :)
Jordan is laughing at the stuff the boyfriend is saying about the girl being too old to have kids and that she's expired like it's ridiculous, my ex 100% told me almost that exact same stuff and got angry when I said I was thinking I might not have kids. Apparently getting married meant the "unspoken agreement" I had to🙃Men are trash, Jordan is not
Why do men
Uh to be fair, you should 100% discuss children before marriage. You obviously shouldn't be required to have kids if you don't want to, but you shouldn't stay in a relationship if he wants kids and you don't want to. It's not fair for one person to not have kids when they want to and it's not fair for one person to have kids when they don't want to. It's good you broke up if he wanted kids and you didn't.
@@FrenkTheJoy oh I 100% agree! Hindsight just sucks (and also please everyone, don't say mean things to your partners regardless!)
Yeah. I remember being in highschool and dudes saying they were going to get rich so they'd never have to date someone over 23, or like "be that old guy with a hot 20 year old wife". Like a load of men definitely feel very strongly about women needing to be younger than 25 to be valuable and we're actually not getting better as a society in that regard. We're getting worse.
@@FrenkTheJoy I was in a really long relationship where we both agreed we did not want kids. He changed his mind 5 years later. I didn't. He tried to force me into it. So like... you're right, but don't blame/shame OP. Life is complicated.
the reveal of the doll baby had my mouth gaping open. they could’ve easily just narrated what the baby looked like as they had and shown his shocked reaction without showing a baby BUT THEY BOUGHT A PLAY DOLL INSTEAD. the visual reveal meant THAT much to them.
When they revealed the black doll, I just assumed the new girlfriend was black and not that shes white and cheated? Also, saying "his baby was black so immediately he became poor and homeless" could be read as an unintentionally insightful commentary about how the system is built against people of color and poverty chases regardless of how hard they work 🤷♀️
Yeah it could be read as that, buuut I think they’re just really fucking racist and classist and see being homeless as a punishment for doing something wrong.
The real kindred spirits: Jordan's eyebrows + Jordan's mustache.
And I'm here for/jealous of it.
RIGHT as i pulled up your channel and thought "damn wish there was a new jordan video" you read my mind i swear
“I’m off to work at the bullying factory. Gonna be late for misogyny class,” 💀💀💀💀
16:48 I love how they left in the cut where she hits his chest, right next to his mic, and you can hear the thud VERY audibly lol. As if his mic wasn't distracting enough already.
as soon as the baby doll showed up i immediately started losing it purely bc i was so glad you happened to pick out this video of all the possible choices
I think one of the most frustrating things is the way he brought it up is that they’d get married then have kids, so if he never purposed in 7 years, why the fuck would they have kids?
that man looks like someone glued beard trimming on a tub of sour cream
Lol
Here I am innocently eating pancakes at 9pm when this video throws up a plastic fucking doll for a baby. I spat pancake all over my phone I laughed so hard
The morale of the story is: have a black child and you'll be ruined in 3 years... Wait what????
Wow Jordan amazing video watched it quicker than everyone else cuz I loved it so much
Jordan’s videos are so good they bend time
Wow that's so cool hey Jordan I loved the video so much I watched it even faster than this person specifically /j
@@goosecaboose2398 no I’m actually doctor strange fr
@@TerpleDerp2600 yessir
@@fifs3999 Well after I watched it I actually watched it backwards because Tenet so I guess I one upped you
I watched this one live, but my god the baby reveal got me again lmao
I’m still in tears lol dude’s homeless!!? All he did was cheat and the woman he cheated with cheated and had a black baby 😂 like my dude did that child eat him out of house and money and then the woman left with the child or….😂😂😂
Omg I started dry laughing when I saw the doll but that long pause and “Nani” killed me 😭😭😭
jordan trying to think of something an australians are typically into - "racism". me, an australian, sighing, "nailed it"
Me: she cheated w a doll maker *gasp*
The moment I heard "Jet" I got immediately flashbacks to the Big Time Rush himbo who tried to steal Kendalls girlfriend 😳
My initial reaction was to say Jet does not look Australian, but thinking about it he does slightly resemble my brother, so I take that back.
Where do I take lesbian dance theory? Asking for a friend
its actually a term used to degrade 'useless' degrees that apparently dont get you anywhere when you graduate. Stuff like philosophy, gender studies etc :(
@@tashaology8376 :(
The implication of him going to work and just playing the Golden Tee machine makes the 7 years it took to get a promotion even funnier.
As an Australian, yes we love racism heaps and also you nailed the accent 👌🏼
So..... The black baby cost him his job and home?!?!
"Lesbian Dance Theory" made me almost spit hot chocolate all over my laptop
And again with the baby reveal. I should not be drinking while watching this lol
Y'know people really freak out about the whole "If you have kids after 35 they have a much higher risk of having birth defects!!!" thing but... the normal risk of having a kid with the birth defects they're talking about is like, 0.002 percent or something tiny like that, right? If they had a fucking 200 times greater chance of having a birth defect, that's... 0.4 percent. Still astronomically small. People should be more worried about birth defects from the sperm; they're generated at such a high rate with such high turnover that the chance of mutation is much higher due to the law of large numbers
So glad to watch another vid from the mint chocolate creamy special boy sweet time party animal
That breakup scene was a recreation of what Leonardo DiCaprio does every 5 years.
Your videos are actually amazing, you were born for this Jordan! Thank you so much, please keep making content!!!
it's sad that this happens often. The same guy that judges a woman for being single in her 30s, will waste someone else's 20s.
When I saw the doll I seriously did think that where they were going was somehow "joke's on you I didn't really have a baby" BUT NO THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN ACTUAL BABY
I could understand using a doll. I'd probably still laugh but like, yeah, maybe you don't know a baby you can borrow for your video. BUT A BABY ALIVE? THEY MAKE BABY DOLLS THAT RESEMBLE ACTUAL BABIES BUT YOU PICKED THE CARTOONIEST ONE
This kills me and I love it
🤣🤣🤣🤣 “what’re you looking for in the bin? A bit of racism?” Amazing bit, from an Aussie your accent is actually spot on.
WHEN THEY PULLED THE BLACK BABY OUT I LOST IT OMG I AM TAKEN ABACK 😭
I have been looking for some life lessons by anyone named lewis
You’ll have to keep looking as this guys name is Luis ☹️
@@milly7787 I am not sorry
18:53 "I really dodged a bullet on that one" Honey, you were with him for 8 years. You got grazed at least a little bit
You make fun but I learned a lot from this video. Now I know not to run away the second my partner turns 30. Thank you Luis.
The message of every one of these is also like “being homeless is bad and the people who are homeless did bad things to get there”
"You dated a homeless person?" Is SUCH a funny line 😭
I love your jacket, Mr Adika
if the moral was 'these are red flags from a romantic partner' then it would actually be pretty good as a cautionary tale
Jordan: 1:18
Jarvis: *sweats nervously while letting you know it’s free…..it really is free*
wow jordan really does have amazing eyebrows
i have the same eyebrows as him and have always felt insecure about them so this makes me so happy to read
@@thebagofsalt your eyebrows are literally perfect then! Nothing to be insecure about :D
Watching this made me want to leave the wolf pack squack squack awooo bird gang. 10/10 would watch again.
As a white latino lady, I have to fully admit I screamed right along with you, Jordan. This is so...fucked.
Jordan, you are honestly so underrated. I cant wait to see your channel grow more (as it rightfully deserves). Your humor is right down my lane
As soon as he said, "It's easier to lose weight after a baby if you're young," she should have left
“I really want to have healthy babies while you’re still young” is probably the most disgusting thing he could have said jfc... better get breeding ig
"defnietly leave this in, this is important" and then I learned a very important lesson for my later life.
Whenever the baby was a few shades darker trope comes up my first thought is always “genetics are weird man you don’t know” lol
Finally a new video from everybody's favourite mint chocolate creamy special boy sweet time party animal.
"it's nothing personal, I just don't have to settle anymore"
Lmao
A few shades darker than he expected.
Jet: "Oh my god. How could you leave the baby in the oven so long??? IDIOT!!!"
I WAS NOT READY FOR THE BABY REVEAL .
As an Australian yeah that’s an accurate representation of a lot of white guys that age over here
Literally when you had that long silence, I had had the same reaction lmfao. I literally had to pause the video and step away bc WHAT???
what I find funny is that this Luis guy is also the host of that to catch a cheater channel
No his moral comeuppance of being homeless and unloved was for dumping his girlfriend for being 30 years old AND most likely leaving the girl he was cheating with because she got pregnant at age 21 with someone else's child. if he didn't learn his lesson in a harsh way he'd be 50 and still being like "if you are 30, don't even talk to me. I want a 20 year old to have my baby. NOW." which for someone who's 20 would be like their dad's friend asking them out.
Him saying "long session" cracked me up too hard
"Wow, looking at you I couldn't tell." WOW
I dunno, Jordan, I feel like they should call you Lesbian Dance Theory.
The fact that they never even established that Jet’s new girlfriend ISNT black before the baby reveal… it was just assumed… wow
"speaking of losing weight.." brings out cake, am I missing something????
Lol you the doll reveal killed me. He could have did a voice over text. Or have one more person play a doctor just to get the message about the baby not being his but he went doll baby and not a reborn but a 25 dollar baby alive