Abandoning Your Family For a Free Meal

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @JordanAdika
    @JordanAdika  2 года назад +1533

    and the moral of the story is:

    • @nisizz
      @nisizz 2 года назад +210

      use ur family as a coupon for free meal

    • @SArt26
      @SArt26 2 года назад +359

      don't be poor

    • @helena2037
      @helena2037 2 года назад +224

      little kids look like haunted dolls

    • @fordsrest
      @fordsrest 2 года назад +65

      poignant moral, jordan!

    • @AutismSharks
      @AutismSharks 2 года назад +87

      to sub to your channel

  • @rgs8970
    @rgs8970 2 года назад +4091

    As someone whose mom left (twice!) the only realistic thing about this video is strangers falling all over themselves to praise my father for not *also* leaving his children! I truly do appreciate my father-- no shade towards him-- but I did notice that none of my friends' single moms got treated like heroes for raising their own children

    • @smsmsmsmsmsm
      @smsmsmsmsmsm 2 года назад +221

      Yeah, it’s a shame because is so common and normalised for women to be left alone and much less common for men, that by doing the same thing they’re viewed as heroes through the novelty of it, I think. Especially since not leaving your kids and family is bare minimum parenting for both genders lmao. Both single mothers and single fathers are heroes, but I get your point too 100%

    • @carmenmercedes9903
      @carmenmercedes9903 2 года назад +207

      There's this weird double standard where women get shamed for "choosing poor fathers" (even if they got divorced on good terms, or the dad died, etc.) while men are treated like heroes for making a sandwich for their kids.(even if the wife is a douchebag like this.)

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 2 года назад +212

      Great point! I just left a comment about how it is much more common for men to leave their families but hey these religious groups have been vilifying women since the story of Eve. Back to your point I think single moms were even looked down on as they couldn’t keep their man happy. Some people just assume if you got a uterus you just magically know how to raise kids so why give them support in any way? Btw, good for you even going through your own pain, (especially dealing with it twice!) to notice the inequalities at such a young age. 💜

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 2 года назад +118

      Because it’s “a woman’s job” allegedly ugh

    • @pip4773
      @pip4773 2 года назад +86

      single parents are almost never praised for the things they do and deal with, even after dealing with shitty partners

  • @OpeningTheBox
    @OpeningTheBox 2 года назад +1443

    'She left a 6 year old?' Clearly doesn't care about the 12 year old, she's old enough to be raising herself

    • @gabielletheshell6259
      @gabielletheshell6259 2 года назад +167

      He should have offered the 6 year old the job. The 12 year old clearly should have been pulling her weight all along

    • @BusyAsBee1738
      @BusyAsBee1738 2 года назад +79

      if she was 7 he wouldve been ok w it

    • @mothboy420
      @mothboy420 2 года назад +27

      lol like 12 is probably one of the most traumatizing ages anyway but he sees nothing

    • @polly-fe3pq
      @polly-fe3pq 2 года назад +13

      @@mothboy420 being 12 was fuckin awful for me i hated being 12

    • @boomerangswingsbothways
      @boomerangswingsbothways 2 года назад +5

      @polly Yeah being 12 was awful but then again I'm 14 now so idk if that's better or worse.

  • @katelen3610
    @katelen3610 2 года назад +3226

    "why don't you girls run off and become whatever the female version of a President is" made me laugh so hard I got asked if I was okay lol

    • @zannadunstrand6289
      @zannadunstrand6289 2 года назад +25

      Littelery died 😂 im almost never lauging loud to movies/clips But this one got me

    • @mhmm._537
      @mhmm._537 2 года назад +52

      IM STILL SCREAMING PL IT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @noahlauzon8162
      @noahlauzon8162 2 года назад +9

      @@zannadunstrand6289 littelery

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner 2 года назад +9

      @@noahlauzon8162 celery

  • @myrandarose2883
    @myrandarose2883 2 года назад +133

    "What do you do?"
    "It doesn't matter, but it pays the bills"
    They're foreclosing the house, so no... it doesn't pay the bills

  • @magstpwk
    @magstpwk 2 года назад +584

    "This belly won't feed itself" Only Annabelle the doll would say that and then eat her victims

  • @Ruminations09
    @Ruminations09 2 года назад +1539

    I was hoping the story would end with him going on a date with Richard.

    • @sephirothswife5004
      @sephirothswife5004 2 года назад +164

      tbh I thought that’s where that was going but that may have been the home of sexual in me

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 года назад +87

      YES! Glad I'm not the only one who thought they were just gonna date. I mean...Richard seems to like the dad more than the mom he didn't even offer a job and training to.

    • @AngryHalfBlkHottie
      @AngryHalfBlkHottie 2 года назад +4

      Same!

    • @rachaelh8026
      @rachaelh8026 2 года назад

      Same omg

    • @FrancesBaconandEggs
      @FrancesBaconandEggs 2 года назад +39

      I want the dad to become his sugar baby. He deserves a break.

  • @roguestowl2280
    @roguestowl2280 2 года назад +1546

    Shout out to all the dads working hard at the grime factory.

    • @cursed-cat9126
      @cursed-cat9126 2 года назад +52

      Once you go to the grime, can't return to the slime💪

    • @demetria-n
      @demetria-n 2 года назад +19

      @@cursed-cat9126 I say as I retreat deeper into the mines...

    • @cursed-cat9126
      @cursed-cat9126 2 года назад +9

      @@demetria-n Only grime fans understand the eldritch horror that is slime

    • @demetria-n
      @demetria-n 2 года назад +10

      @@cursed-cat9126 Only slime fans won't upgrade to grime

    • @cursed-cat9126
      @cursed-cat9126 2 года назад +13

      @@demetria-n upgrading to grime was the best choice of my life. I no longer have to gender or pay taxes #grime4ever

  • @katetanner28
    @katetanner28 2 года назад +1048

    The lack of emotional maturity that they clearly think kids have is really sad. Like, you think a twelve year old would just say mum took her bags and would have no idea something's up? Yeah no.

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta 2 года назад +192

      right? this writing is painfully bad. Kids would have been super upset and probably asking the dad what he did to make her leave.

    • @lordskeletor481
      @lordskeletor481 2 года назад +176

      this is the polar opposite of dhar mann's unrealistically emotionally intelligent children

    • @perishonimpact
      @perishonimpact 2 года назад +70

      also the other kid just going "this belly won't feed itself" for no reason

    • @bubsyy
      @bubsyy 2 года назад +35

      @@perishonimpact with no emotion too 💀💀 “this belly wont feed itself daddy 🙂”

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 2 года назад +1268

    *sitting still, doing nothing in a dead quiet room, speech completely devoid of emotions* "I'm hungry. Mom left with bags."

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 2 года назад +13

      The small kid was like a robot

    • @Gafafsg
      @Gafafsg 2 года назад +3

      😭

    • @brkh96
      @brkh96 Год назад +5

      🏃🏻‍♀️👜💼

    • @anonymixx8106
      @anonymixx8106 Год назад +2

      Me since 2001

  • @pizzabagels9156
    @pizzabagels9156 2 года назад +941

    After their interaction, Richard Cash moved in with Steven, becoming “quick friends” and helping him raise his two daughters. Just two great friends who take care of a Denim Empire and a family. Shame Steven never met another woman, but at least he has Richard Cash /hj

    • @pip4773
      @pip4773 2 года назад +69

      the good ending

    • @lordskeletor481
      @lordskeletor481 2 года назад +76

      what's better than this? guys bein dudes.

    • @turnintino
      @turnintino 2 года назад +36

      (hj stands for "handjob", in case anyone else was wondering)

    • @pizzabagels9156
      @pizzabagels9156 2 года назад +5

      @@turnintino no it’s a tone tag

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 2 года назад +7

      @@pizzabagels9156 I think they meant to add /j at the end. At least I interpreted it as a joke and was amused.

  • @AshTanya
    @AshTanya 2 года назад +612

    You have been working for Richard Cash Jean Staining Inc for 5 years...today you've finally worked up the courage to ask for a promotion... but someone else is manager out of the blue...his qualifications are two kids and a terrible ex wife..and you have to train him.
    A true feel good story

  • @carolkoski4875
    @carolkoski4875 2 года назад +302

    Richard made an entire emotional monologue about the dude's virtues and decided to pay him 100 thousand dollars. My man was down bad

  • @hm-fy5iz
    @hm-fy5iz 2 года назад +1374

    jordan: *sees the most legible handwriting i've ever seen, it looks like that one girl who would make "aesthetic notes" in school*
    jordan: wtf is this chicken scratch ?

    • @coalx1167
      @coalx1167 2 года назад +166

      i wanna see what his handwriting looks like now lmao

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 2 года назад +77

      It looked like a goddamn font 😆

    • @gabriellac6134
      @gabriellac6134 2 года назад +31

      IT LOOKS LIKE MINE I WAS SO SAD ☹️

    • @d.olluwu
      @d.olluwu 2 года назад +30

      @hm LMAO this comment is so funny i’m just imagining him googling shit like “cursive m” while reading the note to help decode it

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 года назад +30

      Jordan’s standards are too high, he’ll never be pen pals with us.

  • @wellthiswasfun
    @wellthiswasfun 2 года назад +634

    Mom: "we have Dhar Mann at home."
    The Dhar Mann at home:

    • @luhmbo
      @luhmbo 2 года назад +14

      The Dhar Mann in the musty warehouse 2nd sub-basement:

    • @mangoslormpy7618
      @mangoslormpy7618 2 года назад +11

      Replace the "Mom" with "Dad" for this one XD

    • @boopdoop2865
      @boopdoop2865 2 года назад +2

      This is the funniest comment I've read in this whole section

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 года назад

      Dharvid Dharchronicles

  • @heyhaileyjoy
    @heyhaileyjoy 2 года назад +679

    My brain every video when Jordan says he loves us unconditionally and would kill for us: "This is great commentary on parasocial relationships and how ridiculous it is when content creators express a personal level of affection to a group of people with whom they have an impersonal relationship, good joke, Jordan."
    Also my brain when Jordan says he loves us unconditionally and would kill for us: ✨ serotonin ✨ "Jordan loves me and would kill for me 😊"

    • @gayjayy
      @gayjayy 2 года назад +30

      He's making you aware of the parasocial relationship, but not stopping the progression of it.

    • @thomasstone3480
      @thomasstone3480 2 года назад +21

      he HAS killed for you

    • @Seeitall728
      @Seeitall728 Год назад +3

      I just made the same comment on a different video lol

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Год назад +8

      wym? Jordan loves me and would kill for me, specifically... not y'all freaks... what the hell...

  • @sbegberibin2502
    @sbegberibin2502 2 года назад +468

    Low-key Jordan is the best thing to ever happened to RUclips.

    • @KittyCat-eq8bf
      @KittyCat-eq8bf 2 года назад +11

      100% AGREED

    • @mhmm._537
      @mhmm._537 2 года назад +9

      I watch his videos for therapy 🤞🏽

    • @Alwayssjess
      @Alwayssjess 2 года назад +14

      Alright Jordan we all know it’s you

    • @sani35694
      @sani35694 2 года назад +12

      Low-key??? HIGH-KEY!!!

    • @johnathangee1161
      @johnathangee1161 2 года назад

      Lol CoryxKenshin is the best thing

  • @Gremvalle
    @Gremvalle 2 года назад +365

    Ok but it’d be such a power move if Richard was bi, married the husband & adopted the kids, & saved the house.

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco 2 года назад +35

      ideal ending

    • @GremlinJohnny
      @GremlinJohnny Год назад +1

      nice comment and also nice pfp i love x-men

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 2 года назад +94

    3:13 a lot of painters and construction workers just leave the paint on the hat since you can't remove it, and it's there to keep stuff out of their eyes in the first place

    • @JordanAdika
      @JordanAdika  2 года назад +149

      no he work at the grime factory

    • @Rylee_G
      @Rylee_G 2 года назад +24

      @@JordanAdika lol
      the "chalk mine" shirt 🔥

  • @RIMA-ky1gh
    @RIMA-ky1gh 2 года назад +145

    "Im sorry i had to do this honey but i just cant put up with you talking to that ugly doll like shes your child. where did you even find it. i gotta look out for myself and you gotta seek professional help. please never contact me again xx"

    • @meinenklinke
      @meinenklinke 2 года назад +9

      Omg that would be a fully acceptable reason to leave. 😂 But take the 12 year old with you!

  • @becka1069
    @becka1069 2 года назад +164

    Peak chaotic comedy is Jordan telling a 6 year old embodied Victorian haunted doll to read the room

  • @brianp3570
    @brianp3570 2 года назад +532

    8k per month. What a terrific and appropriate entry level salary! You should not feel sus. My business is definitely legal!

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 2 года назад +52

      We sell baby powder and DO NOT TAKE ANY OF IT HOME, MY MEN...uhh Johnson & Johnson WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 2 года назад +66

      Yeah, he just has to swallow a bunch of balloons filled with “stuff” and fly to different countries! Super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @m0bz0mb39
      @m0bz0mb39 2 года назад +6

      @@phoenixgirl70 🤣🤣🤣

    • @silvertamagachi
      @silvertamagachi 2 года назад +21

      @@phoenixgirl70 Honestly, in this economy? I'd at least consider it. That's more than double what I make now and I have a *good* job.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 2 года назад +18

      @@silvertamagachi Yeah until a balloon leaks and you get sick and they cut open your body to get the rest of the drugs. Maria Full of Grace is an awesome movie about drug mules. Highly recommend. (No pun intended)!

  • @flaviac6556
    @flaviac6556 2 года назад +377

    I wouldn’t say “being a good father” is just staying with your kids tho isn’t that like the bare minimum?

    • @DirtyPrancing
      @DirtyPrancing 2 года назад +27

      Just goes to show the creator's expectations of fathers. "You supposed to take of your kids! What do you want? A cookie?"

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy 2 года назад

      @@DirtyPrancing well yeah but it's still kind to appreciate the bare minimum when you see them trying.

    • @DirtyPrancing
      @DirtyPrancing 2 года назад +4

      @@droomzy . I think you could give fathers more credit that congratulating them on not walking out is more sexist and condescending than anything. It's like congratulating a woman on owning a screwdriver

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Год назад

      @@DirtyPrancing tbf people say that kind of thing all the time. like ¨wow, you raised three kids all alone, you're a fantastic mother¨. Well, the father left her, so the alternative would be to abandon your children, which would make you a terrible mother. It's just a little defect w these kinds of expressions

    • @goopguy548
      @goopguy548 Год назад

      ​@@baintreachas not really, saying "oh well there are just two options" not really, dad or mum could become a violent drunk or shout at the kids all the time and stuff. It's being just as good if not better than a full family while having to do it all by yourself

  • @Wulfums
    @Wulfums 2 года назад +227

    So...shouldn't the family be happy the wife left then? If she didn't, the dad would never have gotten that job. Very confused moral.

    • @JordanAdika
      @JordanAdika  2 года назад +214

      moral is that you're related to your family and you can get dinner

    • @lune7220
      @lune7220 2 года назад +16

      @@JordanAdika i would’ve never known. I thought my so-called family were just random people I lived with.

  • @kseniav586
    @kseniav586 2 года назад +82

    "don't abandon your family for personal reasons" what about impersonal reasons? like fighting in the galactic civil war? saving rare butterflies?

  • @galliway
    @galliway 2 года назад +339

    I started watching your backlog yes and lemme say, your fucking hilarious. I live your energy and jumping from joke to joke humor. And your voice is extremely easy listen to, just wanted to say, keep it up Jordan.

    • @JordanAdika
      @JordanAdika  2 года назад +103

      thanks xx

    • @prest01
      @prest01 2 года назад +17

      @@JordanAdika youre welcome, not sure what i did tho

    • @positivevibesveda
      @positivevibesveda 2 года назад +6

      @@prest01 compliments are always good to receive

  • @RIMA-ky1gh
    @RIMA-ky1gh 2 года назад +251

    youve been posting so much recently im so happy i think my depression is cured

  • @JestersPrivilege18
    @JestersPrivilege18 2 года назад +123

    I really do have respect for single fathers, but it’s just so unfair when single fathers are treated like Jesus when single women are treated like trash women who make bad decisions. If anything, I would think it’s more difficult to be a single mother because not only do you have to raise children on your own with the trauma of your partner leaving you, BUT you also have to support your family in a patriarchal society.

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy 2 года назад +14

      yes it's probably tougher but *we* don't have to pit single parents against each other, regardless of the point for doing so. and there's *wayyyyyyy* less of a stigma for single moms than they're used to be, bc I'm pretty sure most people have come around to realizing single parents at least STAYED; the other parent's a self-concerned deadbeat so there's no point to judge the better parent. but obviously if someone judges a single mother then they're a low mind anyway

    • @Nothing-ci8gq
      @Nothing-ci8gq Год назад +1

      Unless it was a really bad breakup I wouldn’t call your partner leaving you trauma

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Год назад +8

      @@Nothing-ci8gq yeahhh but being left by your partner to raise yours´ children alone is pretty distinct from ¨your partner leaving you¨. also, trauma is used to mean different things in different contexts, so it very well could - it can just be ¨a major (negative) life event,¨ with more specific meanings depending on the specific psychological context (e.g. attachment theory, identity formation, whatever)

  • @delilahtaylor4453
    @delilahtaylor4453 2 года назад +191

    every single one of these videos i get excited hoping for a gay subplot, but no. this man is just giving a random guy an amazing job for his kids only. not because he fell in love. i keep being let down.

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy 2 года назад +2

      why do you *want* a gay subplot? I don't understand *wanting* a romance every time, any sexuality fam. not always necessary

    • @KirbyCom
      @KirbyCom Год назад +12

      @@droomzy Because romance is nice sometimes? And it's nice to have representation?

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Год назад +4

      @@droomzy no plot is ever necessary. it's for fun and profit

  • @potatoemporer2174
    @potatoemporer2174 2 года назад +89

    I low key feel like the dad is terrified of his own kids

  • @eddie-rosen
    @eddie-rosen 2 года назад +92

    ok but my head canon is that the ex husband and date are bisexual and fall in love while bonding over this, so HE AND THE KIDS get the rich life

  • @sephirothswife5004
    @sephirothswife5004 2 года назад +69

    the use of giorno’s theme at like 16:00 caught me so off guard I almost choked on my drink laughing lmao

  • @iwillregretthisuwu
    @iwillregretthisuwu 2 года назад +70

    the 12 y/o: "she left with some bags, idfk lol"
    me at 8 years old, knowing that my parents were getting divorced as soon as they called me into the kitchen: 😬

    • @emofurryboyfriendasmr
      @emofurryboyfriendasmr Год назад +2

      HELP that is such a fucking visceral feeling though holy shit 😭

    • @iwillregretthisuwu
      @iwillregretthisuwu Год назад +1

      @@emofurryboyfriendasmr same thing happened when my great gma died. i went to go visit her but my mom called me in the living room and i was like oh shit okay yup shes dead

  • @rat-xo7mj
    @rat-xo7mj 2 года назад +70

    Little cursed doll girl reminds me of Matilda,given the script of these videos I'm surprised she didn't teleport her mother back

  • @devons.3481
    @devons.3481 2 года назад +32

    i'm so confused by the dad giving this emotional monologue about how his life is in shambles bc his wife left but the second the date boy comes along to be like "u good?" the dad is like "yeah um actually everything's good 👍🏻 don't worry about me haha we're gonna be fine 👍🏻" like you literally JUST said how you're NOT fine

    • @domm5715
      @domm5715 Год назад +1

      Dudes don't like to show they issues to they homies, much less the guy your wife left to be with

  • @pip4773
    @pip4773 2 года назад +93

    damn the real estate guy really seemed to have heart eyes for the dad, I’m just saying 🤭

  • @allyssaward5691
    @allyssaward5691 2 года назад +58

    Why does Richard look like a generic brand Blake Shelton... which is impressive since Blake Shelton looks like a generic brand Blake Shelton. It is like looking at a knock-off of another knock-off.

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 года назад +3

      Great Value Blake Shelton

  • @flaviac6556
    @flaviac6556 2 года назад +40

    I love that Richard didn’t really care about the kids only that she would leave him at one point😂

  • @kristiannarobinson8587
    @kristiannarobinson8587 2 года назад +11

    "dear, kids, I deserve better, you're great kids but I had to do it to ya"

  • @youtubecommoner
    @youtubecommoner 2 года назад +30

    jordan is such a funny young man - a hip young man who tells good jokes.

  • @thefollowingisatest4579
    @thefollowingisatest4579 2 года назад +22

    This video is clearly a back door pilot for "Chalk Boss Empire".

  • @amba_lams
    @amba_lams 2 года назад +62

    Dad was locked in the mines cuz the whole mine collapsed. Plot twist that's why the wife left....and that's why his hat is also dirty.

    • @rat-xo7mj
      @rat-xo7mj 2 года назад +8

      This just proves that the story is a twisted retelling of odour of chrysanthemum by d.h Lawrence here's how I can use my British fiction courses' knowledge

  • @eatfood9647
    @eatfood9647 2 года назад +59

    OKAY BRO ur videos always hit. Like idk it feels like you could talk about anything and make it entertaining I'm really surprised you're not as big as other channels. Plz keep making content because your like one of the few RUclipsrs I go out of my way to watch and I rlly think you could easily become more successful then u already r :)

  • @SophPaprika
    @SophPaprika 2 года назад +7

    18:24 “She’s to the exact same amount of time”
    Also known ‘the present’

  • @_Kuma_
    @_Kuma_ 2 года назад +15

    I can’t wait for the sequel when Richard and dad become a power couple to spite Molly.

    • @polly-fe3pq
      @polly-fe3pq 2 года назад

      aw crap i thought her name was polly

  • @Zorae42
    @Zorae42 2 года назад +201

    Father knowing the age of his children off hand is the most unrealistic thing here
    (I joke, obviously there are some fathers who know basic information about their kids)

    • @onlyneptuneintheworld
      @onlyneptuneintheworld 2 года назад +17

      that's actually a surprise, i thought my dad was just stupid as shit fr

    • @eminempreg
      @eminempreg 2 года назад +45

      When you become a dad you actually lose the ability to do basic math and remember anything number related. Fun fact

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 2 года назад +14

      I’m 25 and my dad still often mixes up my birthday and age, it’s like he blocked out the day I was born 😂

    • @echodoodle
      @echodoodle 2 года назад +1

      My dad regularly forgets when my birthday actually is lmao he always thinks it's a day before or after

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner 2 года назад +1

      My dad never knew my birthday or age. Lol well he still doesn't but we haven't spoken since my birthday im January. We live in the same house though

  • @grandpaix3992
    @grandpaix3992 2 года назад +48

    he looks like drake bell if drake bell did that 'dirty jobs' show instead of nickelodeon.

    • @yourex-wife4259
      @yourex-wife4259 2 года назад +4

      mike rowe I think

    • @grandpaix3992
      @grandpaix3992 2 года назад +4

      @@yourex-wife4259 YES! oh god, that's been driving me nuts for days, thank you so much.

    • @24601InspectorJavert
      @24601InspectorJavert 2 года назад

      @@yourex-wife4259 he looks like the offspring of Bell and Rowe, so proud of him for growing into a better person than his lame parents, lol.

  • @danielleverdant1100
    @danielleverdant1100 2 года назад +18

    "Why does this child look like a haunted doll?" All children look like haunted dolls Jordan. The real question is why your 'kidnapper' voice sounds like a pirate ☠ "arr get in the boat Annabelle"

  • @ThePMRadio
    @ThePMRadio 2 года назад +39

    Plot twist the dad and richard get together, a true bisexual love story

  • @truantverreaux5483
    @truantverreaux5483 2 года назад +33

    its pretty normal for construction workers/maintenance, etc. to have clothing like the father does, its not really that strange, however i imagine AFTER work they often change into something else, so idk why he's like still wearing it at home

  • @cranberys1
    @cranberys1 2 года назад +8

    busy at the grime factory would be a good title for a drum and bass album

  • @frankensteinlives
    @frankensteinlives 2 года назад +2

    "Well actually she's an eldritch demon, older than time itself " amazing

  • @absolutelynotarobot
    @absolutelynotarobot 2 года назад +16

    oh my fucking god I almost never react with more than a nose exhale while watching something funny, and I actually laughed so much I CRIED a little, several times, during this video. I think you're my new favourite youtuber.

  • @FTZPLTC
    @FTZPLTC 2 года назад +22

    "If you don't mind me asking, how old are your kids... and are they single?"

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 7 месяцев назад

      A bisexual can't even ask about the guy he's flirting with's kids without being accused of trying to diddle, sad! 😔 /j

  • @kaioken8991
    @kaioken8991 2 года назад +6

    It has been less than a minute 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭 she thought the Mac and cheese was gonna poof onto a plate in front of her lmffaaoo

  • @mobiusstripper7279
    @mobiusstripper7279 2 года назад +22

    You also need to _hear_ the footsteps of each person exiting and entering a room, or else how will your audience know what just happened?

  • @cmygamelife
    @cmygamelife 2 года назад +30

    Im bad at drawing but sure. Where do you want your "If I was a toodler it would be fridge-worthy but I'm a full grown adult so it's just sad" drawling sent to?

  • @Who.isbrian
    @Who.isbrian 2 года назад +10

    I'm convinced that Vin Diesel is one of the writers for Vid Chronicles.

  • @veilseverence24
    @veilseverence24 2 года назад +14

    You're voice is so pleasant to listen too, no matter the context

  • @squame3272
    @squame3272 2 года назад +199

    love how even when you’re doing an american accent you still pronounce idea as “idear” like yas

    • @rachelnotluf4585
      @rachelnotluf4585 2 года назад +13

      My 100% American father pronounces it that way. It’s not uncommon in the New York/New England area.

    • @anaswana99
      @anaswana99 Год назад +2

      Jordan accidentally nailing a Rhode Island accent

  • @sarahperkins6421
    @sarahperkins6421 Год назад +2

    There's an alarm bell going off in my head when the wealthy man gives the father in a desperate situation a high paying job right after asking how old his daughters are.

  • @HTRPD
    @HTRPD 2 года назад +5

    The creepy doll plotline had me in tears

  • @goblinpopcorn1367
    @goblinpopcorn1367 2 года назад +3

    Dude is wearing a faded wash volcom tee over a long sleeve.
    They really wanted to hammer in that he's in his mid 40's, white and desperately clinging to his remaining years of virality

  • @agent__berry
    @agent__berry 2 года назад +3

    If 6:10 is an example of chicken scratch handwriting, then holy SHIT mine must be toddler scribbles

  • @AshTanya
    @AshTanya 2 года назад +18

    A new post... finally I can have dinner

  • @veryferalthing
    @veryferalthing 2 года назад +4

    when you said "remember that it's not always about being the what is not it toda-th-for the...being, th-and you're *related*".....i felt that. 😔🙏🙌

  • @Raleks325
    @Raleks325 2 года назад +17

    Why does vid chronicles’s intro look like it was made in 2003 😂

  • @LovelyLori193
    @LovelyLori193 2 года назад +40

    Great stuff as always Jordan! Happy to waatch content made by a proud and out furry

  • @lani6700
    @lani6700 2 года назад +57

    The mom left because there weren't enough plates for her to eat too

    • @Boing2699
      @Boing2699 2 года назад +6

      There were four though? Maybe the haunted doll needs two

  • @ukaiyoh
    @ukaiyoh 2 года назад +15

    Comfort video of the week, thank you :)

  • @t0xcn253
    @t0xcn253 2 года назад +2

    "You need a full shot of people leaving the room, and then entering the room, or else you wouldn't have known that they walked in another room" -Stanley Kubrick

  • @kaioken8991
    @kaioken8991 2 года назад +7

    Him ragging on the kid is so fucking funny 😂😂😂

  • @nickjames1362
    @nickjames1362 2 года назад +11

    AWOOGAH
    fantastic piece of media built on other media for your benefit man, keep up the great work 😎

  • @ironickrempt
    @ironickrempt 2 года назад +8

    These types of inspirational videos are so odd, it’s intriguing in morbid kind of way

  • @ryshow9118
    @ryshow9118 2 года назад +14

    You coming up with your own fanfic midvideo is just incredible 🤣

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 2 года назад +2

      The 16 year old becomes the first woman president and the creepy girl gets given to the fire department 😅

  • @carolineisntsweet
    @carolineisntsweet 2 года назад +4

    my favorite detail is that they always have shoes on in the house, no matter what the circumstance is

  • @AliceIsInWonderland
    @AliceIsInWonderland 2 года назад +2

    This video is literally a set up for a boss x worker fan fiction story line. “I’m gonna train you myself” bro-

  • @faultofdaedalus2666
    @faultofdaedalus2666 2 года назад +3

    the dad kinda looks like deeply discounted bargin bin paul rudd

  • @gabielletheshell6259
    @gabielletheshell6259 2 года назад +93

    Hold up there… this man tells his ex wife that they were losing their house… then when the ex wife’s ex bf asks what he does he says whatever the job is but the fact that it PAYS THE BILLS?! uhm sir apparently it DOESNT YOU ARE LOSING YOUR HOUSE that’s the definition of NOT paying your bills… make it make sense vin diesel or whatever the channel is called

  • @alingoodtime
    @alingoodtime 2 года назад +10

    time is relative
    beauty is relative
    family is relatives

  • @hayley58
    @hayley58 2 года назад +1

    i've rewatched this video a few times and i lol every time jordan says "i didnt mean to dislike it, im sorry vin diesel"

  • @TheKateconner
    @TheKateconner 2 года назад +7

    My serotonin levels went way way up thank you for this commentary

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky 2 года назад +5

    "Does he look like Drake Bell or am I a white guy racist?" 😆

  • @christimarie8822
    @christimarie8822 2 года назад +4

    I don't usually laugh out loud when I'm watching videos by myself, but this one had me laughing a few different times. I'd love to see more of these!

  • @breezy8088
    @breezy8088 2 года назад +12

    And then dad left to get a pack of cigarettes.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 2 года назад +9

    A hybrid of a kestrel and a wolf? Eh, hey, why doesn't somebody just draw him as a Sergal and call it a day? No, really, *Jordan Adika Sergal fan art now!*

  • @nocause5395
    @nocause5395 2 года назад +42

    $8000 a month? That's $50 dollars an hour working 40 hours a week. Yeah, you can take his cheating wife for that.

    • @meinenklinke
      @meinenklinke 2 года назад +2

      Dude, you can have my wife, sexual favors, and the leg of your choice for that.

  • @MeganJackson96
    @MeganJackson96 2 года назад +2

    when the guy said "$8,000" a month i immediately thought pyramid scheme MLM type thing

  • @lovely._.lobotomy
    @lovely._.lobotomy 2 года назад +3

    saw the title and thought it was about the chronicles of narnia

  • @rensawyer5623
    @rensawyer5623 2 года назад +3

    Forgot I watched this on stream and I was like “what in the goddamn”

  • @johan180295
    @johan180295 2 года назад +1

    "I'm Vid and he's Chronicles"
    I HOLLERED

  • @starlingeyed
    @starlingeyed 2 года назад +6

    … i haven’t checked all the comments yet, but I am definitely going to do kestrel/wolf hybrid Jordan fanart now

  • @nunpho
    @nunpho 2 года назад +3

    At 15:40 I thought the two guys were about to get together. They need to refilm it!

  • @tiaanderson7493
    @tiaanderson7493 2 года назад +21

    You are hilarious and help my depression:) thank u

    • @JordanAdika
      @JordanAdika  2 года назад +17

      ty i hope you're doing ok

  • @myrtheguijt1696
    @myrtheguijt1696 2 года назад +15

    your voice is really relaxing!!

  • @sydneyberzon4163
    @sydneyberzon4163 2 года назад +1

    i love how the husband started talking to her wife and she doesnt even say anything. Not to cut off what he was saying, not to tell him to leave, not even to leave with her boyfriend. She just nonchalantly lets him expose her. Bold.

  • @24601InspectorJavert
    @24601InspectorJavert 2 года назад +1

    My dad has been a journeyman plumber for as long as I can remember and all his baseball caps do indeed come home looking like he's spent a long shift at the grime factory.

  • @MagicInTheMundane
    @MagicInTheMundane 2 года назад +1

    “Though, technically she’s the spirit of an eldritch demon that’s older than time itself” I am dead 💀 😂😂😂😂

  • @QiotiCoyote
    @QiotiCoyote 2 года назад +2

    Jordan that little girl edit at the end scared tf out of me

  • @iang.9904
    @iang.9904 2 года назад +1

    “CLEAN YOUR HAT” I spit out my egg lmao